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Hateful coworkers can f** right off!

Location: US
Job: Sell drugs mostly

Though I don’t have the most seniority, I am the most capable tech in the pharmacy. Two of my coworkers are tragically lazy and inept…mean to customers, unable to deal properly with insurance rejections and just “basic bitches.” They tell all the pharmacists who float to the store that I’m lazy…and at the end of the night, the pharmacists tell me what they said and wonder how they can say such things when I’m doing a great job. So I hate them. And always will.Continue reading


Lack of insight

Location: Uk
Job: Babysitter

There are two of you, so you would hope you could help each other be better people, even if you are blind to your own bullshit. You are both self-obsessed, and you both on a daily basis say how good you are at

a) your job, and
b) as human beings.

One thing I have learned is that this is not for you to judge. If you have to repeatedly tell everyone you are amazing, you’re probably not.Continue reading



Location: USA
Job: factory worker

So these past few weeks my workplace has been working over time, we have two different shifts that are having people work extra hours, just to keep my shift running. We are now working 6 days a week instead of our regular 5 days, because we have a ton of orders to fill out and probably will have to continue this till August even though management won’t tell us. Now, due to the virus, which I understand the reason why, but we have to wear a mask when SOME of us are near people, but everyone else doesn’t. They are not properly sanitizing anything except on one shift. Also btw we work in 100 degrees so the mask makes it UNBEATABLE. I honestly don’t know about this place anymore


I’m punching customers in my dreams again

Location: U.K.
Job: Service engineer

It’s been 3 years since my last rant, if I don’t release my anger again then someone is getting a screwdriver inserted up a nostril. We’ve all been told to stay the fuck away from each other or we may be lying on a cold morgue slab, right? Then why doesn’t that polite request stop the odd ignorant c*** to phone and request an engineer to call out and fix their bean-to-cup coffee machine? Cos you can’t be arsed boiling a kettle and putting up with the taste of Nescafé for a few more weeks or is it more the fact you’re a clueless chinless supine ballsack? I’m going to take those beans and fucking insert them through the gaps in your moron teeth.


Is it really worth the stress?

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Trainer

I work for an international company currently going through restructure- making my job redundant….

They had the absolute cheek to ask me to stay on for another 6 months past my notice so they could pump me for all of my knowledge and experience over the past 8 years to train a new team.

Stupidly, I agreed and now want nothing more than to leave them right up shits creek and quit!

Shame I agreed to stay on a 35% retainer….

I really despise myself for having agreed to stay. Oh well, keep thinking of the money!!!!


Time to go

Location: Uk
Job: Please someone tell me

I think I have to go. I am so fucking tired of dicks. I am becoming a bitter person. I don’t want to be. But I can’t stand the inane, self-aggrandising bollocks anymore. Before lockdown, I could hide sometimes, keep busy with real work and let the pointless words drift over my head, and land on the floor. But now it’s all online, I have to fucking read it, pinging in to my house at all hours of the day and night. Yabber, yabber, yabber. Nothing relevant to work, nothing of interest, only pointless bollocks about people I have nothing in common with, who only care about themselves and their own shitty sanctimonious opinions.Continue reading


One year

Location: Italy
Job: Micromanaged

I have to go into work for the next three days and be micromanaged by the hateful cow that I work for. I do not know how I will get through this week without alcohol.

I love being called and told what I will be doing the next day, what the plans for my life are. Then she asks me to pick up things for the office. Always a hand in my fucking pocket. Like my bank account belongs to her. Always plucking out of it.

Bottom line, get to June. Get to July. One more year, then I can quit, all bills paid off. The house, the car…and I will take a lovely trip to Spain and dream of next steps.


The Resignation Letter I Wanted To Send

Location: US


It is with nothing but absolute joy that I submit this letter to you. For over a year, I have had the misfortune of working under complete fools. I am not just referring to the two “leaders” that were hired for , but also the network leaders who spend each workday pretending to know something about anything at all. I will not go into calling anyone out directly, but I will say I have shared ideas, advice, feedback, and potential next steps for success in our work to numerous people. However, I have spent most, if not all, of that time being overlooked, dismissed, and mistaken for [the other employee of color.]Continue reading


Big fish in little ponds – Karma is a bitch

Location: Painesville, ohio
Job: Robot as required

I’m fed up with people needing to feel important but will NEVER have the respect of the real workers that keep the organization running, yet try to demand it and try to control you even though they are soooooooo lazy and refuse to do anything that requires actual work. The CEO and “HR” (that’s actually funny) are not respected at all and are constantly being talked about, but people need their jobs so conform as expected. The management team are a joke in the public and employee eyes.


Ready to dump my colleague/boyfriend

Location: United Kingdom
Job: IT nerd

Since working from home in lockdown alongside my boyfriend, I’ve realised that I really don’t like his work persona one fucking bit! He drives me up the sodding wall all day long- we live in a 1-bed flat so difficult to escape overhearing the shite he pumps out over Zoom every day!
If he doesn’t get back in the office soon, I will not be responsible for my actions….

Raaaaarrrgh! Fucking moron.


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