Man up you screwed up you know it don’t run crying to HR

Location: Land of the snowflakes
Job: Chief snowflake melter

Ok so you screwed up. In my time we put our hands up, took the bollocking on the chin, apologised, and never did it again. Snowflakes oh bless them, they need hugs, retraining, hugs more hugs and then they run to HR complaining of bullying and harassment. Then they go off sick, then they return from sick with a doctors letter and support from fucking HR and occupational health saying they need to work 2 hours a day for 1 month gradually building up to 4 hours etc etc.Continue reading


Sexism and Animal Abuse

Location: NV, USA
Job: "Team Member"

I spend all day at the cash register. This is the most hated job at the store. All the customer complaints, robotic questions we have to ask, unable to step away to help customers, having to flag someone down if I have to pee. Everyone talks about how it sucks. It wouldn’t be so bad if I wasn’t told I was only doing this because I was the newest employee. I’m coming up on a year now, and there are a bunch of newer people than me. Almost all guys, because the girls quit. Why? Because the guys get to work in the back, build things, drive the fork lift, fill propane bottles, get to know the inventory, get outside for a minute to help customers to their cars. The girls run the register. All. Day. Long. And tidy up the clothing section.Continue reading



Location: Usa
Job: Head teacher

I’ve been working at a fucking preschool for a year and 3 months now, have not called out sick once. I catch fucking Covid and my boss tells me to go to work because we have nobody else. I said no because we have grandparents who pick up kids. Today I finally returned (one day after she asked me to) and the boss handed me a fucking kind of pink slip. She calls it a warning but it says I’m on 30 days probation for insubordination. To top it off she went off on me for about 40 mins of what does it take to make me appreciate her the way she appreciates me? She’s given me a $200 bonus on Christmas, some pies and an orchid last year! Why no thank you note! She doesn’t need one but it’s really rude not to send one! Didn’t I motherfucking know!Continue reading


I hate you

Location: USA
Job: Drugs

You are a total twat waffle. Rude as fuck and a total white trash piece of shit. You are the lead because you are too obnoxious and your disdain for all of us is readily apparent. Sorry you didn’t get the lead tech position… clearly, you just aren’t the “most qualified” applicant… lol. Honestly, I spent many shifts prepping your competition to get the job… and he did, because he isn’t a little cunt like you.Continue reading


Why are you in Cybersecurity… or IT at all?

Location: Why? You dont want to live here
Job: About to quit

OMFingG! How, why, are you in Cybersecurity? You boast about how you are the best worker and you do the most tickets… yeah the easy ones that you don’t have to think about! Open/close… that is fucking it! You refuse to read any email or process instructions that are idiot proof. When you asked what is an IDS and what is a malware, I lost my shit! You are a cyber analyst… WTF!Continue reading