You will die and Jesus will hate you for being lazy

So…………… we have a very busy weekend. Houses need to be cleaned in time and being a good team member, I bust my arse completing my work and helping others. I’m doing my bit but I’m a mug because many others will not work any faster and you can forget about helping anyone else. No, it’s time to hide, fuck around on their phones and generally do as little as possible. Those lazy c**ts will probably develop an awful life-limiting disease if there is any justice in this world. Lazy, selfish, mother fuckers who are in it only for themselves and fuck everyone else.

We queue patiently waiting to clock out and sure enough, the selfish fucks push in and to hell with the people who have done the right thing. I’d dearly love to deliver a loud “FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” into their ugly faces. I go as close as possible, my nose touching theirs and bellow into their c**t faces. The look of fear and shock is evident, can I smell shit?

“Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I shout, then “C**ts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

In a better world I would be in charge of the cattle prod. If that doesn’t make you work faster then there’s nothing else for it. There’s no use for your lazy arse in this world.

I laugh manically as you perspire, still with your cleaning gloves on. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

 
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