Top 10 Workrants
These are the Top 10 Workrants
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| Name: I work in From: a Job: hell hole! |
Fuckers! Wankers! Bastards! I have a few words for all of you: The office whore - keep your legs crossed, and stop shagging everything with a pulse! The office idiot - You're not funny. You're thick as shit. How you got this fucking job is beyond me. I wish you would shut the fuck up, and someone would wipe that fucking stupid grin off your fucking god dam ugly excuse of a face! The know it all - you know jack shit! SHUT UP! I'm sick of hearing your pathetic voice! The office hunk - You prance around the office, thinking you're gorgeous. You may look ok on the outside, but you have an ugly personality. Inside you are a vile and arrogant bastard. That is not a good quality to have. You're shallow, self centered, ignorant, selfish...it's all me, me, me. You're so vile on the inside it seeps through your pores...and soon your gorgeous looks will wither away...people are beginning to see you for what you really are! You're full of horridness, self consumed individual, walking evil! The office beauty - You're so lazy it's untrue. You get around people by flashing your eyelashes at them. I hope those eyelashes fall out! The lazy one - Have you ever turned up to work on time? No. You're always late. How come nodody ever notices? Even when you turn up, you do fucking nothing! Why are you here? Go home and stay out of my way! The office manager - How the hell did you get to be a manager? You can't even manage yourself, let alone a team of people! You have your useless favourites, who do fuck all - while the rest of us deal with your shit! What is it that you do - apart from drink coffee? AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! You make me mad!! The manager's assistant - You are a nasty piece of work! You back stabbing fucking bitch! Stab people in the back, and kick them while they're down. Don't talk to me - you're not my friend. Everything about you is horrid. I'm suprised you can do any work...seeing as your head is shoved up the managers ass - you take brown nosing to a whole new level. |
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| Name: bianca dag From: indignant2 |
Cerberus was missing one of its heads this week. probably sent over to the veterinary clinic to have its fangs sharpened. never mind, the other two heads coped admirably. and we always have big gob. Big gob was chucking up her usual supply of turds and logs from her reservoir of verbal diarrhoea. it's a mystery how she produces so much bullshit in spite of there being no demand for it. pse big gob, DRY UP, already! |
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| Name: does it matter? From: a stressful place Job: apparently it's peon |
My boss is the most unprofessional piece of trash I've ever had the misfortune to experience. I've never met someone so lazy and incompetent, yet oblivious to both. She does nothing but act as an administrator, completely ignoring her job to actually guide people - and openly plays favorites in the office. Doesn't she get the fact that once you are promoted to a supervisory position, you're not supposed to show blatant favoritism to your "friends"? Doesn't she understand that when people tell her personal things (such as going to a weightwatcher's class or being diagnosed with diabetes) it's because she's a manager, and does not give her permission to tell the whole office? Doesn't she understand that when assigning work, any moron can just go down a list and say, "oh, person A got the last case, so person B gets the next case" but it actually takes a brain to say "oh, person B is next on the list, but she's really busy, so I'll see who else I can assign this case to."?!?!? I can't believe the shit I have to put up with in this job. How does such incompetency get condoned? even praised? I'm not sure I can handle this shit anymore and not sure I should have to. How I wish I could do something, anything to make her life hell - just to give her a taste of how miserable she's making me would make me feel so much better. |
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| Name: clarissa From: the angry Job: mouse |
I was given a job to do which involved being surrounded by piles of documents to pack up. Sooner or later, Ploppy Plopstone crawls out of her cat house and tells me, like it's my fault, 'What a mess!' I hate the predictable comments from the town criers of this company. I went a bit 'troppo' and shouted a bit, using words like stupid cunts and fucking twats. I didn't stop to think that I could lose my job. These people give me crappy, messy jobs and the likes of Ploppy Plopstone or Big gob (in my books AKA the King Kong of big gobs) meander along to spout their nonsensical, pointless comments. Anyway, after that incident, Ploppy P backed off. Where do they expect me to put these shitty piles of shittiness which gets dumped on me to sort out? I know where I'd like to ram all of it but then I'd be arrested for GBH. Also, once someone's sphincter has been damaged, or torn, they're never the same as they were before. And each of these arse-holes deserve to be in possession of a fully functioning anus, otherwise there will be even more shit flying out of them than usual. And I don't think that I can handle more shit than I already do. But I know something new - Anger feels better than fear. |
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| Name: slave From: asshole, arizona Job: head slave |
OMG, why is everyone I work for so fuckig stupid and incompetent??? Ihate this stupid fucking place so much. goddam economy forces me to stay here now and i have been ready to leave for a year. all day long idiots forward me crap that has nothing to do with me and should go to my assistant so i then have to forward that crap on. it's so fucking stupid, i'm the cfo of this company why are you forwarding me w-9 forms that any idiot can fill out. you fucking stupid morons, every day i dream of plowing my car into the side of this building. i hate you all. |
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| Name: pcola From: Tx Job: Sales |
I hate my bony ass boss, he's a stupid asshole, he lets everyone use him but me, because I cut off him using my credit card. He used to borrow $3000. at a time & I would beg him to pay me.he'd get mad because I wanted payment. He can't manage anyone. There's a sales guy that tries to copy my advertising ads & this dick allows anything, every thing goes attitude, all he cares about is the freekin dollar. He's a swine ashole, I can't wait for him to drop dead. All the other jerks won't be able to get job, they're under the radar. I hope they all rot in hell in this lifetime. If I had the money to go on my own. I'd leave these vultures to eat eachother. The lowlife bastards back stabbing SOB's. I hate you all. |
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| Name: BellaNicole From: Ga Job: Preschool teacher |
I hate my job. I hate kids. I want to burn the entire building down so I never have to go back. The crap that I put up with is not worth the money. One of the bad kids at my job caused me to get hurt and everytime I see the kid I want to knock him in his big head. It is not normal to be as young as I am and already want to retire. I sit and home and come up with excuses not to go to work. Working with kids has seriuosly made me think that I NEVER want any. One of my friends has kids and I refuse to hang out with her cuz I can't be in the vincinity of anyone under the age of 18. 10 hours a day. It should be illegal to have to work for that long with children. |
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| Name: PISSED THE FUCK OFF! From: the depths of desperation Job: Dumb Ass |
Wow! Congratulations me! I been stuck in the same stresssful, overwhelming job for 3 years now. Covering my boss's ass and doing her dirty work is my specialty! Never shows her face to the real world, afraid that someone might notice she's practically attatched to a joint 24/7. If it weren't for me someone surely would have either gotten her company closed down or at the very least kicked her ass by now. I'm not even going to mention her concept of "SALARY", must be nice to only pay that when i work overtime, but never when theres a holiday or early dismissil! What a coward she is for never confronting me when she has a problem, but having her family members do it instead! What a burden for her snot nosed 15 year old daughter, following in her mothers footsteps. But like i said, I am the dumb ass for putting up with it. I wonder what the proper authorities would think of all of !!the DIRT i have on this BITCH! lololol..............REVENGE!!! |
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| Name: Blame it on the PA From: UK Job: They can't take your soul |
I can't remember the last time I cried at work but I did today. The organisation is going through a restructure and my job is at risk of redundancy, and that's bad enough, and it's been hanging over me for weeks and I still don't know where I stand. Yesterday I made a minor error and realised it immediately and straight away apologised and put it right. This morning I saw an email from the top boss to another Director hi-lighting my mistake(even though there was absolutely no need to) and hinting I had done it on purpose! Why the fuck would I do that for - particularly as my job is hanging by a thread. I thought it was bad form for bosses to blame part of their team anyway!. It was so cruel and uncalled for and you made me cry you bastard! All the worry of the past week just spilled out because of your thoughtlessness. If only I could afford to say 'sod you' and get in my car and just drive away I would. |
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| Name: michelle From: midwest Job: graphic artist |
I was hoping my dingbat co-worker was going to be home sick today, I tried my damnedest to convince her yesterday that was for the best, but she's so damn proud of only calling in twice in 5 years that she comes in to spread her disease around. I'm sorry...twice? I can understand being actually sick only twice in 5 years, but you've never woken up on a gorgeous day and said "screw it"? Get a life, woman! So now instead of blissful silence, I get to listen to her clear her throat every two seconds, but it's not even a good clearing, a good solid push, you know...it's a wussy little back-of-the-throat, guttural, phlegmy cringe-inducing utterance that obviously does nothing, since she's constantly at it. I can think of nothing less effective at clearing a throat than what she is attempting. I can't help but squirm every time. It's horrible, I am disgusted. Just cough or something! I'd rather she coughed all day, that isn't nearly as revolting as this. She's not bothering me, though, with the usual idiotic questions and rambling, boring stories, so I guess I should count my blessings. Two hours to go, I think I can do it without freaking out. |