Top 10 Workrants
These are the Top 10 Workrants
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| Name: greenslugmagic From: England Job: Charity Worker |
Dear Colleagues - If you spent more time actually doing your jobs and less time being complete twats to each other and backstabbing each other we might actually make some fucking progress in our local community. Networking is part of your fucking jobs so when people come to chat to you about work related stuff why don't you try actually listening to them and talking back rather than just being all weird with them. You all think you are so fucking important - yet we all know that as soon as something better comes along you'll be off to get more money. The sooner the better. Why don't you all just fuck off! |
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| Name: GWBITES From: TN Job: BUTTWIPER |
OMFG! I can't believe what an insensitive prick is! He can't seem to get past any sales person to notice that he DOES have other, more experienced, people on his team. I want to have a conference call with someone and he insists that we fly them to our office from another state. FOR A FUCKING 4 HOUR MEETING that should ONLY take 2!!! THEN, he hijacks my meeting by saying he won't be there but oh, gee, let one of the sales people sit in!! HELL NO YOU FUCKTARD! This is my g'damn meeting---do you seriously have your head so far up your own ass that you don't think we realize what you are hoping to do is have the sales person control the meeting so we (as the sales butt-wipers you think we are) don't get anything accomplished that works for US?!! Not everything in this fucking company revolves around new business--how about RETAINING customers??! If your sales people would stop selling shit and pissing people off we could make MORE fucking money because we would have REPEAT customers that stay with us because then we could MAKE BACK the money we had to invest the first year and spend to repair the fucking SHIT your sales people fucked up at the point of sale! You shouldn't be a manager...stay home and smoke your dope and be happy that YOUR managers are in another state so that they never have to see that you don't come into the office except for a couple of hours. Oh, and by the way....stop inviting all the young people in the office to your home...in fact, stop inviting ANY employee to your home unless you're giving a party..in which case invite EVERY one. You're a lawsuit waiting to happen....especially when you keep inviting them one at a time. |
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| Name: Sarah From: USA Job: not a family member |
How many times do I have to ask Austin to do this one task??!??!?? He screwed it up yesterday so I had him re-do it. I have had to ask him 5 more times today to redo it because he is not doing a complete job!!!! How hard is it to got through all the rows that are colored green (so you can easily find the rows you screwed up yesterday) and COPY and PASTE from another spreadsheet the correct infod!????? Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so frustrated right now! I am not even joking, this is the fifth time I asked him to double check his corrections because I found a mistake. This is fucking copying and pasting!!! This isn't rocket science! This is not like I am asking you to process data! I am just asking you to copy and paste something that I asked you to six times already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This kid is a fucking moron. I am so pissed off right now. If your mother was not the fucking boss I would have fired you as soon as I saw how much you screwed up all the other data! No wonder this center sucks and its credibility is in the crapper. It's because the boss hires her children to do all the work. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: Livid From: room Job: 101 |
I had such a great day. Then I got home. I find a letter saying that my pay was gong to be docked $400 because i have not handed In a self cert sick note. I spent all day with the twat that sent it and she did not once mention it. Cunt. I have restructured the entire service, had a whole new staff team to induct in the last 2 weeks...i bloody asked you for the dates so i could do the note. Has your mouth been sewn shut...couldn't you have reminded me? I mean its not like i'm busy or anything, i don't work eveinings and weekends...IN MY OWN TIME and you fucking cowardly jobsworth cant even be arsed to talk to me? You actually smile and laugh with me all day whilst knowing what evilness you have posted to me the day before? Bitch bitch bitch. Oh, just wait untill tomorrow, i am going to make your life hell. This is not going to happen. I have put my heart and soul into this place and i get treated like this? You just chose the wrong person to fuck with. If you like i will work to rule..see all those little bits extra you expect me to do....find someone else..oh, thats right you can't. This is not going to happen you disengenuous exicible jobsworth cretin. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME! |
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| Name: fed up From: Texas Job: Teacher |
Dear Parent's of Andy, Let be put it simply...you ask me why he is failing? It's because he is LAZY. I've tried to use so many euphemisms. but in the end that's what it is. Just because you want to whip out your breast and feed him...doesn't mean I will. Lady...your son his a sophomore in high school...stop coddling him. I've let him turn in latework, extra credit, and have dropped his lowest grade. But that's not good enough for you. If there are 5 problems on the assignment he'll only do 2 at half ass... You say you want us all to me a team...I don't think so...I think you just want me to whip out a breast (just like you)...feed your kid...and just pass him... IT AINT HAPPENING LADY...Your little "angel" with horns simply has to get off his LAZY ASS...and do his work, or he'll fail. I don't know how else to tell you cuz you just don't get it. The problem isn't only with him...IT IS WITH YOU!!! |
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| Name: Peon From: Maryland Job: Office Worker |
I work for an adulterous pig. He cheated on his wife several years ago with a staffer. Now he is moving the cute girls in our office infront of his desk. I worked my ass off for that fucker, I stayed late to do work for him. Because I am a dude, I never get any raises or promotions, all the promotions go to the girls with nice titties. My corportation is making profits despite the sour economy, yet they are laying off people with families. It's sick! |
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| Name: WHITE SLAVE From: a SLAVE state Job: SLAVE |
I helped my two faced rat bastard backstabbing boss get our department going. Worked weekends, evenings cancelled vacations, didnt spend time with my kids, in short worked my ass off. Then he hires this Vietnamese FUCK to be my "assistant", at the same time telling me not to feel 'like you are being pushed out" A year later, guess FUCKING WHAT??? I am "transferred" to a bogus "lead position" job in my old department because "there isnt enough work for 3 people". Now, a year later, he brings in a fucking guy off the street to take my old position. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!. I work my ass off, forsake my family to get your piece of shit department going, and THIS IS MY FUCKING REWARD!! FUCK YOU. Whew, that feels better. Thanks for your attention |
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| Name: Cassie From: Portsmith Job: Slave of the food industry |
I hate my boss. She is a self-centered bitch who has no fucking clue how to run her business. She has no idea how to treat her employees and manipulates all of us. Last week, we had an early morning big order pickup for a party. We had maybe 80-100 items going out, and little miss smart bitch, makes me come in two hours early. At 3 am. It's just me and another co-worker, who came in an hour after myself. We bust our ASSES and end up getting the whole job done an hour before I had planned. We were feeling really good about ourselves and went about the rest of the day, doing regular weekend bakery prep. Cakes, cookies, all that shit. My horrible boss picks at the littlest things that do not matter, and then has the fucking nerve to say "Gee, maybe I shouldn't go on my business trip, you are making me think you can't be left alone right now" BITCH!!! I've been there for almost 12 hours, working my ass off to lighten everyone else's load, everyone else is demonstrating amazing teamwork and togetherness, and she walks out saying THAT GARBAGE!!!? No "Hey <employee> You and <employee> did a really great job on the party order! Everything looks great and you really did it quickly and well." NO!! It's "Gee, maybe I can't trust you" FUCK YOU WHORE!!! fuck you!! fuck you and your nasty ways. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!! After she left, my other co-worker had an exchange, which was roughly Him "I think you've lost it already." Me: I lost it 3 years ago. Along with my RESPECT, SELF WORTH and DIGNITY Which made him mad, because this guy knows how to run a business and he'd never treat us like this on his worst day. Fuck my life. Fuck all of this shit. Fuck you, bitch. I hate you. You are NOT my friend, I am NOT your friend, therapist, secretary, garbage woman, or punching bag. Give me my goddamn list for the day, and go the fuck away, you little cunt. Also, I'm pretty sure your retarded verbally abusive boyfriend, whom you own the place with, is cheating on you. Which is a shame, because you both so deserve eachother!!!! |
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| Name: Fredrick |
Instruction from the office Angry Young Woman. Please remove all personal references and jokes from the details of your admin tasks. Notes from me. We have to put non billable time as an admin entry and I tell jokes and bullshit but I also include what I did. and how long it took me.Even though the guys that have to read it laugh a lot and bicker over who gets the priviledge of reading it and the choicest bits get handed around and laughed at, So no longer be and individual. Drone me. ARGHHH |
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| Name: lucy From: south west Job: play assistant |
WHY do people treat me as a bloody cleaner?!! For god's sake If you pick something up JUST PUT IT AWAY! Please please stop leaving it in a pile ON TOP OF THE CUPBOARD IT CAME FROM with instructions for ME TO PUT AWAY. Jesus people, open a f***ing door! On a seperate note, I wish the parents would STOP whinging at me about our new system. I HATE the system, it's signed the club's death warrent and if it was up to me I'd change it. It's not up to me, go talk to her royal highness about it, locked up there in her little cupboard ordering cups of tea and complaining about the stress she's under. Piss off, the lot of you!!!! |
