Top 10 Workrants
These are the Top 10 Workrants
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| Name: Whipping Boy From: Eastern NC Job: Do what I tell you to do..... |
 This place sucks SO BAD!!!!!!!!! I'm on salary, but the hourly worker under me make more than I do because we are so backlogged!!! I've been here 2 years thinking that it will get better, but it just gets worse and worse.............One of these days I'm gonna snap on some of these Upper Management Dudes, hand over my keys and let them run this BITCH!!! Oh......and I've got this NEXTEL that I get called on about every 10 minutes, they're gonna have a tough time digging this thing out after I shove it up the ass of the next person that calls me on it.......LORD HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: some guy From: denver Job: fuckingnewguy |
dear boss, there's something i've been meaning to tell you, and here it is: when you were out, i sneaked into your office and rubbed my balls on your mouse!!! HA HA HA! sucka. |
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| Name: Evelyn From: Sussex Job: Reporter |
My boss just made me cry. I haven't cried in years. His idea of 'constructive criticism' it to tell me my work "gives [him] no confidence that [I] know how to do my job" despite the fact that he a) is a useless fucker and everyone knows it, and b) previously said the same work was "brilliant". I'm happy to take on the points he made, even though he should have made them when he set the work, not once he's told me it's fine, if he didn't sound so bloody condescending about it! I am totally demotivated, demoralised and frankly insulted. I'm damn good at my job, do more work than is reasonable for less pay than you'd believe, and without me they would be up the creek without a boat, let alone a paddle. I'm entitled to make a couple of mistakes if the person in charge has not explained the task enough for me to understand it. Having ranted, I now just feel indignant. There is no polite way to put this that accurately conveys my frustration, so this usually eloquent writer is reduced to the following: Fuck you, ******. I work hard and fast, produce consistently good material and keep this company going for far less than you'd have to pay someone else. I am relatively new to the role and the industry so I openly admit I do need guidance, and you have no right to criticise me if I go wrong because you have not provided this. It is your job to guide and help me: God knows you don't do anything else and one of the reasons I have so much responsibility and so much to do is that you have dumped all the tasks your manager is paying you for onto me. I will not be bullied for not having read your mind to do your work the way you wanted it. I can accept that I have made mistakes. I do not have a problem with this and will work hard to correct them. However, I do object to being belittled when I do so much for you and receive no credit, as you're so quick to pick up on two negative points amongst months of good work. Just to prove you wrong, I have fixed the errors in an hour with no complaints. See? I'm brilliant at my job. One day, you will have to admt that, and until then you can fuck right off. |
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| Name: Ellie-phant |
I fucking hate you. You are the most pompous person on the face of the planet & your ass IS the size of the planet. I thought we trusted each other & were friends. Instead, once you knew me Inside & Out from what you thought, you took complete advantage of me, YOU made a career out of taking advantage of me you fucking ungrateful maggot. You thought you could put me down every second of every day, and everyone would help you & feed into your load of bullshit like they always had before. Did you really think everyone was going to keep putting up with your disgusting fucking behavior? You make every soul in the office want to vomit, & anytime ANYONE hears your voice it's like nails on a chalkboard & Everyone scurries to act busy so that they don't have to listen to your hateful remarks and self centered CRAP. It may never have dawned on you, but everyone HATES you & always has. You're demanding, rude, over dramatic, confrontational & Mostly a plain out Bitch. You don't even like people why ARE you in this business?? You freak out at the drop of a dime & it is completely psycho. Do you even know yor nickname is literally Psycho, hahaha, it's like "Shhh Psycho's coming" "Grrreeeat... psycho just pulled up" "Is psycho here yet?" You are partially mental for sure. Your forte is GOSSIP & hurting others feelings and you actually get a sickening rise out of that, good for you you worthless piece of scum, no wonder you cannot claim even One person as a friend. You really are a horrible person & I feel sorry for the people who have to put up with you in their daily grind like I once did. Your adolescent behavior & manipulative & controlling ways are a Threat to society & stressful for anyone who gets in the way of your destructive path. I am mostly offended by you. Everything about you is a disgrace & everyday you hold your snotty nose in the air like your somebody who deserves to be worshiped by others, NewsFlash dumbass you're not even sharper than a fucking thumb tack that pins a picture of Jessica Simpson to the wall. Obviously youre not getting the picture, you're a cunt. You reek of self hatred, and you just continue to spill your stank all over anyone who gets near you. I know how you use certain things to make people feel sorry for you & it's pathetic, but you're good, oh yes you're good. Only the most gullable of people will believe anything you say & it's obvious that you use that to force people agree with what you think/say you FUCKING CONTROL FREAK! Have some fucking class & GROW UP you fucking disturbance of the peace. I will forever have a bad taste in my mouth just knowing you exist. |
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| Name: Stressed From: NYC - the capital of stress Job: Stress and Anxiety Specialist |
I hate my company from the top down. I hate the ugly, vomit yellow walls and this tacky eye sore of a carpet. I hate these tiny cubicles, I hate these self important a-holes with inflated egos walking around dropping corporate buzzwords like "leverage" and "as per the procedure" so they can sound like they actually know what they're doing. I hate the fact that I send emails to people that I'll probably never meet. I barely interact with some of the people in my own department (there's so much work that there's no time to socialize; after work? forget it, everyone's so drained at the end of the day that all they wanna do is go home.) I've hated my job for several months, but I stayed because it was easy and convenient. Pretty soon, I started to get really bored and I wanted something that would better utilize my skills. So when an opportunity came up in another department, I jumped on it. Well, it was fine for a little while - still had some complaints but they were negligible - until a woman in my dep't resigned and they gave me all of her workload. So now, I get to do the work of two people on the same old crappy salary! And you would think that they'd kinda understand that the work wasn't going to be done as quickly since hello? i'm one person doing two jobs. But oh noooo, they still want everything done STAT. Somehow, I'm still managing to keep it together, but I don't know how much longer. Each morning I wake up and lay in bed for twenty-minutes just looking up at the ceiling, dreading having to go to this place. I do breathing exercises (for anxiety relief) on my walk from the train and I say the Lord's Prayer in the elevator. I spend so much time in the bathroom crying, I hate this place with a passion. I'm looking for a new job but until that time, I'm stuck and it's not a great feeling. I feel like taking my pictures off this cubicle wall and walking out of here right now. |
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| Name: Really Depressed From: London Job: Skivvy |
I hate my job. they underpay me, and talk to me like I'm a fool. You only get ahead if you look like a bimbo or are likely to fuck senior management (all middle-aged upperclass twits) - and I thought that if i simply worked hard, stayed pleasant and helpful etc that I would get noticed and rewarded!! I know I know, I'm a naive fool. I can't even afford petrol to drive to that godforsaken hell hole of an office where those ignorant racist snobs speak down to me and keep telling me -" Hey I'm from a working class background too - I used to live in Peckham!" How fucking condescending - I don't live anywhere near Peckham. Just cos I don't speak like I've got a lump of shit in my mouth I'm bloody Eliza Doolittle. Fuck!!! |
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| Name: 'hey you' according to my boss Job: whatever my boss tells me 2 do |
WHO INVENTED BOSSES????????????????? i have worked at this company for 3 years now instead of the originally intended 6mths and my boss STILL DOESNT KNOW MY NAME!!!!! 'hey you...blondie...go make me some coffee...' 'im in the middle of something sir...' 'you can finish that later girl...right now i need coffee!' THEN when i come back with his coffee hes sat in my chair...MY CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! talking to whats her face who sits opposite me!! im sure hes screwing her!!!!!!! she never has to get him coffee!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH one day im going to hide his mug!!! |
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| Name: girl From: devon Job: office |
 My boss is such a beeatch!!!!! She is rude, ignorant, arrogant and a total tyrant! I know she's stressed but I'm fed up of doing my best and getting told its wrong or her belittling me in front of clients! She was vile today but I can't stick up for myself against her because its like a mouse vs a bulldozer! Working where I do is a thankless task. Everyone loves her except for people who have to work for her! I keep moaning at everyone I know about it but they say not to quit!! Arrrrghhh!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: AngryBee From: Texas Job: Administrative Assistant |
Do me a favor......This is what I hear from my boss nonstop. Dropping paperwork at your house because you're too lazy to come to YOUR office is not a favor. Calling 50 times a day to ask for the same phone number is not a favor. Taking your WIFE to get a root canal is not a favor. Sending flowers to a very disgruntled client because you billed him before you've even started the work is not a favor! Never will I work for an attorney again. You're a manipulative, lazy, inconsiderate person. I really do wonder how you continue with your practice when all of your social skills have flown out of the window. Telling me you will make up for those "favors' with buying me lunch will not settle things. Do you think I could be swayed so easily? For god sakes, do I look like I can't afford a $10 meal? Oh, and yes I have been deliberately not sending those FedEx packages... |
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| Name: black sheep From: not here Job: Service Desk at HOME DEPOT |
I used to enjoy my job. Keyword used to. That was before I gained 50lbs. I guess it's hard not to when you know that you're expendable and that your work isn't valued. Throw in a little emotional abuse and it all makes sense. Now we have a new store manager and a new hrm. The customers and all the other bull just seem more unbearable. Lets start with my absolute distain of all customers. Customers are abosolute morons who can't read signs,bounce off the walls, over react and try to scam you out of every dollar they can. They all think they're funny and they all ask the same god dang questions even though the store I work at is chalk full of signs of every size and magnitude. For example I get asked "Is this a check out?' Can I check out here? Is this returns?" Oh I dont know what does the enormous 8x12 ft sign above your brainless skull say? I bet it sais "Service Desk" And yet the still want to check out. Sometimes they don't even ask they just throw their dirty cr** on the desk that looks nothing like a check out on top of important paper work and look at you with discontent. Am I a mind reader? Does slam merchandise onto desk mean I wish to purchase these items in moron? So I politely ask " How can I help you?' The customer scoffs in return and sais"I want to check out" So then I inform them that this is not a check out and the registers are at the other end. They say sorry in voice that Damon him self could not out do. Then pleadingly tell me " All the way on the other end? But my car is parked on this side. Im too lazy to walk there and back." Am i supposed to reward them for their honesty? "Oh dont worry sir since you were honest I'll check you out. I'll even carry you to your car on my back it is a tad chilly out side I wouldn't want you to pull a muscle becuase you had to walk 20ft.!" No wonder Americans are obese. Or better yet the people I dealt when I was at returns. Customers who will drive 15 minutes to the store just to return 50 cents or less of merchandise. They spent more gas just driving there. Are those few washers really going to clutter up your house that much? I'll guarantee they'll need them again. You can't even buy candy for that little. "Here's a half a piece of gum, enjoy!' Or here's a good story I just had recently a man come in with a two month old receipt from a store 80 miles away in different state. He claimed that when he bought the merchandise he left it at the other store and now two months later wanted his money back. Do I look like Goofy from the seven dwarfes. Is "I'm stupid" tatooed all over my face? I plainly told him no. So of course he wanted to see a manager. Which to his disbelief also told him no and that he might have better luck trying at the store in which he originally bought the items at. Good luck buddy. How about all the people that go bezerk. I've had people scream at me throw objects at me. Even get mad at me because they didn't get approved for a Home Depot card. As if that is really in my control. Hold on mam let me call tthe credit bureaus and tell them you're all right. Or the man who threw a fit that he got overcharged ten cents on a King Sized Reeces Pieces candy that had an old sign on it. This guy wanted to see a manager. I just wanted to throw it at him. If I had a penny for everytime i wanted to roll my eyes while working there, I would be already retired by now. Let me start on the new management. Before this turns into a tela novela. The old hrm and store manager got canned several months ago. Mostly for bad judgement and really high markdowns. Those mostly come from the Pro Desk ( the area where contractors make large orders with very large discounts.) If I'd done a quarter of the shady things that the Pro Desk does I'd already gotten fired. This manager seems to throw a blind eye at it too. It stinks because we at the Service Desk get to fix all their errors. I guess they still have a job because of all the sales they make, but it helps when you sell almost everything at cost. It's a little ironic that this manager hasnt done anything about them. He had a whole speech in one of his first meetings about holding people accountible. I guess they don't count. There have been a lot of poeple getting fired and quiting here. One poor bloke put in his two weeks and a couple hours later got walked out In other words he was fired. So much for doing the right thing and giving your employers notice. When I finally come to my senses and decide to leave ;believe me he'll know about it. I'll make sure he's working that day and I'll dump in every aisle ( according to Home Depot rules the managment has to clean that up.) Did I mention the manager is a pompus a**? Since he started he has his picture hung up everywhere. Some salute it as they pass by in jest. There is a funny nickname going around too Darth Sydius ( Star Wars.) This guy will stand to you way to close to intimidate. He gets way too close all up in my purple circle once he rubbed up with his crotch againts my bottom. Maybe I should tell the new HRM! Ha! That's a joke. I rememver what she said after she first started that she was here for us and that we shouldn't be afraid to speak with her. Guess what happened when I tried telling her something? More or less she let me now that I dont matter. Nice huh? This is how it went: To begin with the Home Depot has a rotating schedule. Bascially it means your life as you knew it is now over. Home Depot is your life now so deal with it. You never get the same days off, never work the same hours, and rarely get two days off in a row. Did I mention that the HRM makes changes to the schedule after the Scheduler makes it? And that she is never here and when she is, she leaves early? That she forgets what you ask her and you have to keep repeating it until you grow obviously tired and angry? Yeah, oh she is definitately an improvement.... Well for three weeks in a row the Scheduling Gods were really smiling down on me. I was being scheduled to close and to open constantly (openers come in at 5:30 and closers leave at 9:30.) So ovbsioulsly I was slightly grumpy. When one fine morning after closing the night before the ever elusive HRM asked me how I was doing I told her that I was a lil grumpy because of my constant opening and closing schedule . She then asked when the next person was coming in. I responded, then she told me that if I was to continue to be grumpy I could go home when the replacement came in. Thank god she cares so much I dont know what I could have done with out her counsel. Lests just say the job satisfaction isn't exactly high at my Home Depot. |