Top 10 Workrants
These are the Top 10 Workrants
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| Name: a From: b Job: c |
i dread going to work tomorrow. the zombies will be surrounding me again. their whispers and slitty eyes. their bared teeth and bloody nonsense. there is no god -- pls let me die in my sleep tonite! |
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| Name: I From: Hate Job: Myjob |
to audrey the biggest coke head whore Ive ever met, You are the biggest bitch in the world...yes you why dont you go take another line of coke you stupid bitch. Yeah I hear all those snide remarks you make under your breath you stupid bitch, always saying them just loud enough for me to hear....and what makes it worse you know I cant do anything about it because you have your coke head shoved so far up the ceo's as I dont know where he ends and you begin!!!! You are the dumbest bitch Ive ever met.....to all the other people I work with I cant believe how you stupid back country people ever got work outside of mcdonalds.....Yes the holocaust was that bad.....no anorexia is not a good way to loose weight!!!!!!! You stupid ignorant bitches. Also quit acting so god damn fake we all know none of you give two shits about each other!!!!1          |
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| Name: Siegal From: Florida Job: Clown, apparently |
My job was great. I work outside in the gorgeous weather and run my contractor business in my own sweet time. So it only makes sense that there has to be ONE (yes, just one) absolute fucking cunt that has managed to drive me to near breakdown. This fucking tit has spent the last 2.5 spreading his sociopathic misery around the marine as the "yard supervisor". The people who own the place love him (perhaps the worse part of all this) and think he's a fucking god. This prick is a coke-snorting, bi-polar assclown that calls himself an engineer and then sub-contracts all his work to others while all the time telling the owners how shit everyone else is at their job. He has zero communication skills and is so pious and pompous it's fucking beyond words. He also fucking stinks like a dead fucking racoon and wears the same clothes everyday. No, this is not an exagerration. He has worn the same fucking clothes since 2007. Die you fucking cunting scum, DIE! |
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| Name: Chatty Cathy Job: Doormat |
 Ha ha ha hee hee hee. The boss is puffed up, full of pride and feeling so important because he was just asked to be the university's commencement speaker on Dec. 19. What he is too stupid to realize is that being asked at this late date means (a) the original speaker cancelled, and (b) they couldn't get anyone else. They'd have to be desperate to ask my boss, who is a retarded fuckwit. He thinks his shit doesn't stink and the sun shines out of his ass. They'll loan him an academic robe and full regalia to wear and he'll look like a big black turd. (He's not black but the robe is.) I hope he lets out one of his huge farts just as he steps up to the microphone. It's so funny, he said he was going home to work on his speech, but he'll plagarize someone else's that he's found online. He really thinks he's important now. |
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| Name: bob the builder From: legoland Job: a slave |
i hate work and all the fuckin wankers i work with my manager is a complete tit and dosent know what planet hez on , fuck work |
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| Name: Help Me From: Flaming Roids Job: Cry Cry Cry |
 Office Manager aka Sack of Shit: You get stupider every day. Worthless bitch. Admin Assistant aka Wastoid: You seem to think this is a cafe where you can just hang out, socialize, and drink tea. Choke on it. Director aka Pecker Head: You are the biggest pile of shit here. Getting paid piles and piles of money to do very little. Fuck you all. |
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| Name: Ms From: Queen Job: of the Office |
Guess what dipshit boss! While you were at lunch, I took the pencil you walk around chewing all day, put it up my asshole, and pushed it in and out a few times. Then when you came back and put it in your mouth, I laughed my ass off wondering what it tasted like to you! HA! TAKE THAT AND SMOKE IT! |
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| Name: Loser (Apparently) From: Lost Causes Job: Tech Bitch/Whipping Boy |
I thought working for a university might be at least a little different. ...well that's what I get for thinking. To all you stupid-ass fucking faculity that think you know how to do my job better than I do why don't you fucks take a pay cut, crawl around under desks and all sorts of other nasty ass places and do what I do because according to you I don't seem to know what the fuck I'm doing. NO, I WILL NOT set screen resolutions on class computers to a resolution that's 4x3 format on a monitor that's widescreen just because you're too god damn vain to pull out your glasses to read what's on the fucking screen. Don't try to give me this bullshit that because you teach is a certain classroom everything on the computers have to be a certain way. Apparently you don't realize that you're not the only one that teaches in that classroom and the other people that are are screaming at me just as loud because you've fucked up the way everything looks on the screen. And you fucks with M.Ed. or Ph.D. after your names, most of you can go fuck yourselves with a 2x4. I'm so tired of seeing you fucks treat the people under you (including me) like we're nothing more than trained monkeys. Custodial worker may not require a degree but mother-fucker if your office isn't spotless clean every fucking day then you're just about to have fucking heart attack. ...go ahead, fucking die. And if you're going to start a conversation with one of the "peons", like me, then don't fucking call me to fucking carpet for talking with one of your secretaries after you walked out of the room! You know what dick? They were working as we talked, as was I, but you didn't take the time to notice that did you? And lastly, to my worthless ass supervisor, you worthless piece of shit. You only got your current job because some higher fuck didn't have the balls to tell you "NO, YOU DON'T HAVE THE QUALIFICATIONS FOR THIS JOB" just because you're a fucking mexican national and were afraid you're scream DISCRIMINATION!!! ...Which I'm sure you would have. You expect everything RIGHT NOW! Yet when it comes to actually doing your job, supporting the support staff, well tomorrow or the next year will be just fine. How long did have have to harass you for a fucking power supply and a CD drive? Only seven, count them seven, One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven months. Oh, I'm sorry Uno, Dos, Tres, Cuatro, Cinco, Sies, Siete meses. Or maybe I should just use numbers, I'm not sure you can actually read. You stupid fuck! Just because I'm white doesn't mean I can't break your "secret code" of Spanish. You think you can treat me like shit just because I'm the only white boy in the department that isn't either above you or been with the department longer than you have. Don't smile at me and try to fucking joke with me when other people are watching and then stick a knife in my back when you think no one is looking. I've been keeping track of every fucking interaction I've had with you and I will be taking all of it to your superiors. Why don't you do all of a favor and go be someone elses problem and leave the technical stuff to the people that know how to handle it. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT TRYING TO BE A NETWORK/SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR!!!! You have fucked up so much shit and I can't believe the head of the department hasn't called you to the carpet on it and told you to stop. It's not that hard to figure out. Hmmmm, three people have access to most of the stuff you've fucked up, the head of the department (an actual techy and not an administrator) our network adminstrator and you. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out who the weak link is there. Please if there is a supreme being either get this fuck another job and have him leave or just reduce the surface population and kill him off! |
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| Name: Keep the bitch From: away Job: from me! |
You are an arrogant cock-sucking bitch. The very sight of you makes me want to hurl. You need to mind your own fucking business and do your job, not tell me how to do mine. I'd like to see how you could manage doing reception, answering the always-ringing phone, and do accounts payable all at the same time. I hate you for telling the boss you wanted to sit with me to see how I could improve my job performance. You are not my fucking supervisor and you can keep your big nasty ass out of my work area. Why don't you work on your OWN job performance, which leaves a lot to be desired. I have had several customers ask if there is someone else they can deal with because you intimidate them. I documented everything and will be sending an email to the boss on Monday. Maybe I should come sit with you so I can tell you everything you're doing wrong. |
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| Name: Me From: London Job: Slave AKA Barmaid |
I sooo wish I could name the shit hole that I work in. My job is EVIL. Random shifts, on the sunniest of days. I am supposed to work in a team with two other people but I do ALL the work while the otehrs get drunk on the otehr side of the bar. I have to smile and drunk, bad breathed cunts who feel no shame to burp in my face. The customers buy ROUNDS upon ROUNDS of drink and wait attentively for 5p change, as if I'd steal it. My manager is a gosspiy bitch who thinks that I must do all of my tasks AND hers. Go to fucking hell. |
