Surrounded by spineless buffoons with bats**t crazy egos

For the sake of not getting fired (even though part of me actually wants that), I could not disclose the location or the job title but I will divulge that I work at an embassy in an Arab country.

To make a long story short, upon graduating from college, I couldn’t find a job for the life of me. So I decided to learn a new language, since I had a bunch of free time. I completed the course and the embassy employed me almost immediately.

Before I start ranting like a livid maniac, I wanted to get a few good things out of the way. In terms of salary, this place pays us very handsomely for a job that an ape can do essentially. Aside from that, the hours are not at all bad. I work around 40 hours a week and have Saturdays and Sundays off.

The positives end here. Every other minor detail about this job and place is, for the lack of a better work, disgusting. I often find myself wondering where it all went wrong for me and how I ended up working with a pack of baboons, disguised as homo-sapiens. I share an office with basically the Antichrist. This self-important, precious little bitch has been riding my balls for the better part of a year now and the fucked up part about it is that I cannot do a damn thing about it.

This charmer got employed based on a shitty technicality. She speaks the language and in the eyes of the crappy administration that runs this place like a 2 dollar brothel, she is a perfect fit. This cretin has no education, she hasn’t even stepped in a college classroom let alone graduated, unenlightened and has absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever. She comes to work 2 hours late everyday and spends a good solid 30 minutes applying make-up on her corrugated face, subsequently covering all the telltale signs of Homo Habilis features. She then proceeds to her equally empty-headed taxonomy colleagues and spends an additional 40 minutes talking about how she got DPd and how all guys want to hook up with her. I personally would rather fuck a pineapple.

Not to digress. This homunculus constantly lectures me on how shitty I am at my job. She is always searching around for a mistake I made, so that she can go and report it to the supervisor, in a feeble effort to get even more attention. She unrelentingly swears at everybody (behind their backs), fabricating stories left right and centre. I have heard her use profanity in unimaginable ways. If there were ever a book on how to create profanity, this rat would co-author it in a heartbeat.

It turns out, this creature of the abyss, was employed via connections. In other words, she got down on her knees, unzipped the pants of our merry Head of Recruitment and serviced him with her mouth. A couple of days later, she got the job at this cesspit. She knows full well she doesn’t deserve to be here but she rides it out, completely destroying whoever crosses her socio-path. She has gotten a couple of people fired. Mind you, she is not my supervisor but has a psychotic proclivity to be in control. BDSM must be her thing. It has a nice ring to it; Full time embassy employee, part time dominatrix.

I cannot stress how miserable the situation is here. My co-workers always ingratiate themselves with her; as if she’s the Dalai Lama or something. I have never seen such spineless individuals in my life. They make sure that everyone with a little bit of power is taken care of and the way they debase themselves in front of this harlot is sickening.

On top of that, if you isolate one of these brain-dead acolytes and have a conversation about how fucking pathetic they are, they transiently become offensive and end the conversation. Simply put, if you do not suck dick or kiss ass in this place, nobody wants to have anything to do with you. Fortunately for me, I never needed people to come and talk to me to feel accomplished. I know this job is shitty and I know something better awaits me on the horizon but for the time being, I guess I’m stuck in this shit-stained palace listening to her infernal majesty’s diatribes. I sincerely hope someone arrests this sex-frenzied fiend really soon.

Thank you for reading this. It truly felt good venting. I hope I can post here again very soon.


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