It was SO professional of you to have your underlings fire me and conveniently be gone that day (doesn’t surprise me since it’s common knowledge you have no spine).
I felt SO valued to be questioned daily on stupid meaningless monkey tasks, then given the eye roll when I was truthful and completed said tasks.
I SO enjoyed getting the blame for other employees laziness and never completing their tasks (I’m not a teenager and only an asshole would relate to their staff like they do to their spoiled ugly entitled bratty offspring).
I SO loved your way of praising your ass-kissing employees and treating loyal hard working ones like dog crap. Sorry I didn’t realize being forced to be a baseball fan or acting like a whore was part of my job description!
I was SO impressed with your management style of trying to make me sign a document filled with lies! The State Labor board was impressed by it too! They also thought zero rest and meal breaks were a hoot too!
So in conclusion I am a firm believer that the universe will sort out the pieces of shit from the people with integrity and karma will prevail. I guess you just never know when those darn tables will turn! Be on your toes, as the saying goes: karma is a bitch!