Stop calling me. Stop asking me your “just a quick question” questions. Stop asking me to remember our phone conversation from 4 months ago. Stop asking me to affirm your painfully stupid life decisions. Stop telling me that you got a piece of paper in the mail. Stop calling my office 5 times in a row instead of leaving 1 voicemail (as instructed). But mostly stop asking me to care about your self-created problems and start paying me.
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