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Just fuck off

Location: Scotland
Job: Idiothole

Ok. You are very clever. You help everyone by giving them your sage advice, backed up by your own, very profound experiences. You know far better than anyone else how to do everything. No one else has a clue, and they should definitely listen to you, and only you. The fact everyone else is shit and you are the only capable one suggests you are perhaps a prophet!

All that being true, tea towels and washing up are not important. They are not part of your job. I don’t use them and don’t care about them. So I won’t acknowledge that you take them home to wash. You won’t get a prize for that either.Continue reading


The higher up you go, the lazier they get

Location: USA
Job: administrative

It never fails. A good team can be and will be completely ruined with poor…no horrible leadership. it’s always fun when smokers are allowed hours of breaks while everyone else is actually working. I’m not knocking smokers but when your “boss” is a smoker and she drags her smoker friends outside all day to smoke with her, it’s pretty fucking annoying. The more time goes on the more lazy and incompetent this bitch is and the people above her don’t do anything to punish this idiot but she’s steadily creating drama at the workplace. She’s made it such a hostile working environment. Lots of people are fighting for no reason. She’s pinning one side against another because she’s bored with life because she doesn’t have one. The people above her are just as bad if they don’t care what she’s doing and continue to let her ruin this place. Dumbasses.


Lonely idiot

Location: USA
Job: administrative

Does anyone else have a “boss” that is so lonely they make you listen to all their personal shit? Treats you like shit but wants to vent all her personal problems like we’re best of buds. It really, REALLY sucks to have such a shit manager whose bosses won’t keep her on a leash so she doesn’t drive everyone crazy.


Colleague melt down!

Location: UK
Job: Baker

So I just remembered this gem of a memory I had and wanted to share!

So I was a baker in a supermarket in the UK. For the 2nd week in a row a customer could not get the cake she wanted from our cake department even though she was told by the company it would be there for her. She asked for my help and said she felt like she was being fobbed off by our company staff. Even though it was not my department, I said I would try to help her and would not leave her side until things were resolved. I said let’s go down to our customer service desk 🙂Continue reading


Manager who cannot manage!

Location: United Kingdom

The real shame is the organisation could be so great – so many great people and a great ethos. Apart from the manager. He brings the place down. He makes it a tense and unhappy place to work. He handles everything poorly and staff are desperate to leave. He constantly complains that he has too much work to do, too much on his plate, wants other people to take more responsibility and make decisions.Continue reading


Open your eyes and shut your mouths

Location: Uk
Job: Professional dickhead manager

For fucks sake. Stop trying to undermine and headfuck other people. You would be far better off looking deeply and carefully at yourselves. You are two miserable old bitches. You don’t have to be. You could choose to improve yourselves. Here’s the thing; if you spent your energy on self-improvement, you would be nicer and more people would like you. Also, the world would be just a tiny bit better. However, right now, you can only feel a bit less useless and a bit less shit by continuously trying to pull other people down. It’s really no skin off my nose.Continue reading



Location: US
Job: Baby sitting fat useless sacks of shit

You are nasty. A nasty old woman. A nasty, bitter, deeply ugly lump.

You are a hate figure. You constantly badmouth everyone in your life. You laugh at the misfortunes of others. You slag off your husband, son, previous work colleagues, ‘friends’ and those you claim to know well and name drop. You then state and restate how open and honest you are and how you pride yourself in your fine character.Continue reading


Worked to death

Location: US

Fuck you and your so called “we’re in this together” bullshit. Me and one other person do double the work of anyone else in the department. No one else works as late or as many weekends as us, but we’re all held under the same deadlines and treated the same. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!! STOP ACTING LIKE WE ARE!!!! My workload is much more than anyone else’s and you are killing me. Take your kumbaya togetherness horseshit and shove it.


Dilbert would write about this place

Location: usa
Job: ignored

Geesh – mediocrity is the fucking standard here. I don’t think ANYONE knows how to write a half-ass SQL statement. Well, that’s not true – they know how to write a FULL-ASS SQL statement. We have teams that don’t see the need in communicating with other teams on mission-critical projects, processes and data.  The company claims they are agile but there is LITTLE effort at daily or sprint goals. Standups are just meetings where everyone talks. No sense of iterative development – just a twisted version of waterfall and you can FORGET about documentation. It’s a four-letter word at this shitheap.Continue reading


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