Job: Non-profit worker
Every day my manager breezes in and greets her favourites with a hug and a loud rundown of her tedious evening or weekend. She’s seated me with my back to them all just to make me feel like part of the team. Well thank fuck I’m not one of you. You are a mean, nasty, useless bitch – you couldn’t care a less about me or any of my common sense ideas but you surround yourself with subordinate minions who like nothing better than to stroke your ego. If they bent you over and licked your arse openly in the office I would not be surprised. You work for a non-profit but you spend our members’ money like it’s going out of fashion – it’s called ‘networking’ apparently. Well it’s funny that you don’t ever seem to bring any money in yourself even though that’s your job. Hey, at least you get to put on a posh frock and flirt with a bunch of ugly old men a couple of times a month which seems to be your favourite pastime. You are meant to be someone we should all look up to because you’ve been around since the dinosaurs and have a few letters after your name – well frankly I think you talk shit and I couldn’t care a less about how ‘important’ you think you are. You make me sick.
Job: Record keeping/Admin
Fed up with one rule for one and another rule for others especially when the lazy good for nothing has a reputation for taking four times as long as the next person and still screws it up. Management are fully aware of his laziness but do nothing. He’s even been “moved” from team to team because he’s no good. They had the perfect chance to get rid of him when there was a re organisation and his post was deleted. What did they do? Help him into a higher graded job!!! So now he’s getting paid more to do less. Not bloody fair. So bloody not fair!
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