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Grow the f up

Location: Usa
Job: Admin
  • You are 32 years old
  • You drink like a fish publicly, then think it’s ok to treat people like shit, to be disgusting towards women, etc
  • You fart in the workplace, belch and think it’s ok to show off your snots
  • You are an abysmal failure as a human
  • I am sick of you always taking care of your friends at work
  • It’s enough we have to work twice as hard to keep the princesses happy

This workplace is the embodiment of lunacy

Location: USA

It’s never too much for this piece of shit workplace to suck balls. It just has no limits when it comes to sucking big hairy stinking balls. I am always fucking bored. I get a small walk around the place just to refresh my blood cycle. I get so damn fucking bored the moment I sit on my chair and I constantly feel like I’m gonna fall unconscious and fall asleep because of how overwhelmingly fucking this job is. There is something to do but my GODDDD it’s so gloriously BORING and too much work. It’s very very fucking demanding too and the pay is very utter shit and requires a lot of work.Continue reading


I’m over it, I am done.

Location: USA

Where do I even begin? My boss seems like he doesn’t realize the amount of work I’m doing. He doesn’t even know how to do my job, so if I have a question he’ll just spew nonsense and ask me questions and I get out of his office not having a clear answer most of the time. The thing is, I am the only one doing this secretary work. Even though I am supposed to write court papers, I got thrown in here doing this famous Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V bullshit job instead and not getting paid enough, and my god it’s immensely boring as fuck, and this boss of mine always, and I do mean always, gives me this “rushed” paperwork to do and leaves me to neglect the other papers. It gets so stressful because for the “rushed” papers I gotta go upstairs and it’s a huge building so I gotta go back and forth from the ground floor to the 2nd one which it feels like I’m neglecting the other papers because of this ass-kissing rushed work. He also kinda complains about the papers I have not done yet. How the fuck are you expecting me to finish them if I’m mostly going to the 2nd floor and you’re not letting me finish the old papers?Continue reading


Job interview and offer

Location: UK
Job: Engineer

I went for a 2-hour interview which was highly technical, but during that interview I told them how much I was on and my current package and bonus. The manager said ,”Well, I have to be fair to everybody.” I didn’t pay that much attention, but I thought if there was an offer I wouldn’t be getting a big jump.

Well, when the offer came in, it was nearly £3000 less than what I was earning. Fucking three grand WTF? What type of chump drops in salary for taking a risk and doing a similar job? Look, I’m too long in the tooth to give a fuck about everybody else. I have heard that shit before. So why would I want work for you for less money?Continue reading


C**ts of customers

Location: Australia
Job: Fry Cook

What the fuck is up with customers who all decide to come at the same time — half an hour before closing??? I am sick and tired of getting a rush just before closing. We run out food but we still have to fulfil the order and try to quickly prepare that. They complain because the food is taking too long to come out. The world does not revolve around you, you fucking cunts.


Entitled Angry B*&ch

Location: United States
Job: Sales

I am so tired of my B*&ch of a coworker. She is a spoiled heinous princess and thinks because she’s been here longer she can treat eveyone like morons and just bully her way into what she wants. I haven’t even been here a year and she already has decided to ignore me to my face, but go behind my back and try to get me in trouble with everyone. She sits around trying to hold court and bad mouths the owner, operations manager and anyone else that she deems below her. No one likes her but the stupid wimpy ass men who work here are either too afraid to cross her or just tune her out. They don’t realize she’s poisoning the mood and the level of effort.Continue reading


Careless c**t of a boss

Location: USA
Job: Secretary

Where do I begin with this asshole? This cock-sucking boss has a fucking problem seeing us secretaries not having work to do. It’s because we just finished getting fucked from our work, now is kinda is the time to let us take a fucking break, but what he does is go to his boss to tell her that his secretaries have no more work to do and she gives him more papers for us to do.

What the fuck is your problem? We’re only 2 guys here doing hundreds of fucking rape sandwich papers, but he doesn’t treat lawyers here the same way he does with us, he does all he can to make work less stressful for lawyers here, and he even said he’s gonna let them not even work. That’s how fucking easy it’s gonna be and they already don’t work that much. It’s mostly copy and paste shit. Little does this fucking boss knows is that WE ARE PART OF HIS FUCKING OFFICE HE’S IN CHARGE OF. What the fuck do we get? More dicks to gnaw on. You’re not gonna work on making our job less stressful? If fucking not, then at least give us a break you son of a bitch.Continue reading


Go fuck yourself

Location: Chicago

Ok so listen up all you motherfuckers wasting my time, making up lies, pulling the old bait and switch, blah fucking blah blah blah…I LEFT A FUCKING JOB WHERE I WAS TREATED NICELY AND RESPECTED AND PAID WELL AND LOVED MY CO-WORKERS TO COME TO YOUR SORRY ASS OFFICE AND BE BROW-BEATEN, TREATED LIKE SHIT, THEN LAID OFF BECAUSE THERE’S NO BUSINESS!!!??? So here’s a question you ugly full-of-yourself, “I-own-a-winery-in-North-Carolina-so-I’m-awesome” motherfucker: if you already knew there was no business, why the FUCK did you hire me?! And your ugly white trash power-hungry office manager Tammy, can kiss my motherfucking ass! Did you know she talks about you, oh precious Dr. Asswipe, when you’re not around? And I feel sorry for Maria. That naive twit has no idea you’re using her then talk shit about her in front of other employees and your patients?!!! Have you and Tammy completely lost your pea-sized little fucking minds? What are you, like, fucking each other on the exam table after hours, laughing at everyone’s perceived stupidity? Do you have any idea what I’ve been through in the last month trying to find a fucking job now? Kiss my fucking ass, you miserable excuses for human beings!


Boredom, loneliness and bullshit

Job: Secretary

Okay… wow what a fucking cluster fuck of a mood I’ve got lately. After long fucking years of being broke as a mother fucking joke, almost gone homeless and fucked all around, I finally found this job after I graduated from college. At first I was okay with the job because everything was new to me and I was kind of nervous. After the first 2 months I felt like nobody wants to talk to me because, well, I’m the new guy. I don’t mind my co-workers for ignoring me, but as soon as they found this crazy fucking ass-drilling load of work for me I got busy with it so it got me distracted for a while. After being 6 months in this job I kept doing the same shit over and over and fucking over again and it has got to the point of never getting enough sleep, and I feel fucking sleepy out of crazy boredom. It’s nightmarish. Not to mention that co-worker who throws all her work at me which fucked me over upside down with hundreds of papers to do, and nobody has ever fucking talked to me or even tried to get to know me. I even tried to befriend one of them and it was a complete get the hell out of my face. Nobody cares whatsoever.Continue reading


Don’t work hard, you’re not valued anyway

Location: Australia

Don’t bother! What you do means nothing! Someone else will always get it over you. Don’t work hard as you are not part of the ‘in’ crowd and the hidden agenda. The lesson is, do the same as the incompetent people. You’ll get paid and treated the same anyway 🖕🏻


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