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Why can’t people just stfu and eat?!

Location: Cuyahoga Falls
Job: Shift Manager

Ok, so the other night, I had a dude come into my restaurant and demand me to allow him to turn up the TV that has CNN on repeat (another annoying feature). I advised him that I wasn’t able to do what he requested because of corporation rules. He then immediately turned into the biggest asshole I have ever had to to serve. His whole attitude and mannerism changed, from then on he ignored my questions for what sauce he wanted with his nuggets, and to top it all off folks! He took time to call my corporation in New York and personally complained against me saying that I was the worst manager he has ever seen, lie, lie lie.

On my day off yesterday I actually was fighting to keep my job, all because some republican asshat had to hear what Trump was mumbling about…seriously bro, grow up. Look, fast food workers already have to see and serve this food to you (public), do you honestly think we want to? In most cities this job is all that is available. So stop telling us to get a “real” job and shut the hell up about it already. You keep coming in and ordering food, so if it isn’t a real job, then stop paying us money to make you shit food…


I hate my job

Location: Washington
Job: Claims

I work with a bunch of lazy asses. They have no problem shoving their work onto me and then bitching about it when I can’t do it all for them fast. They whisper and gossip and talk shit behind everyone’s back. Apparently if you fuck up you move up at my job. Maybe I should just do less work and see how far that gets me.


A Threatening Manager


So I was sick with the flu and called into work after finding someone to cover my shift like we are supposed to do. On the phone call letting them know I was yelled at and told I’m not reliable, and he would be happier to give shifts to the others who are reliable. He later proceeded to say if I didn’t want to work then I can hand in my notice. Also then said if I missed another shift that I wouldn’t get any shifts for a month.

We work with food I can’t go to work when I’m throwing up. I’m also the one who always tries my hardest to pick extra shifts up, works my ass off and yet I get yelled at for calling in for one shift. ONE SHIFT. I haven’t called in to work for almost a year yet I get treated like this.


The Produce Master

Location: Ontario
Job: Produce department

I work in the produce department of a higher end grocery store. The dept manager is useless. Fucks around all day till around 1pm. Then begins writing the order for the next day. Takes 3 hours for some fucking reason, then goes home. WTF.

He will never work an evening to close up the dept, so he has no idea what actually happens in the evenings during our busy times. On weekends when we’re getting slaughtered, he’ll go off and find other nonsense to waste time with instead of actually getting his hands dirty. Like fixing shelves or dusting the back room. Really?!?! Dusting?!? Yes! Or fixing the squeaky door which leads to the backroom. Throngs of staff needing to get by on both sides and he’s fucking around.Continue reading


Animals are better than people


I work in corporate. I thought long ago that it’d be a dream, I guessed like in the movies HAHAHA but in reality I walked into a bully zone.

Set up so bad that they thought I would leave – I didn’t, so fuck you – they never gave me the chance – fuck you – they never coached me the right way, set me up to fail – fuck you – you smiled and talked about me behind my back right where the cubicle wall is right next to me – FUCK YOU!! – you pieces of shit no self-esteem assholes – miserable bastards – you thought I’d give you the satisfaction of leaving just because – fuck you and your mother – the department did nothing about it – perhaps they are just like them – maybe they’re in cahoots with the rumors they spread – fuck you – corporate my ass!

You mother fuckers suck dick while trying to look like you do nothing wrong – fuck you and your families! You don’t know how to be friendly – you talk about everyone and each other! You sad fuckers – I hope everything falls to shit!!


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