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It’s just garbage people!

Location: U.S.
Job: GarbageMan

People have all freaking night to put their garbage out on the curb and we run after 7am. So get off your ass and bring it out on time. Don’t call my boss complaining I got everyone’s garbage but yours. I mean what the fuck did I just choose your house at random and fucking skip it you lazy bastards? And don’t bring the crap out after we go by so the damn dogs can rip it open, and then say I made the mess. Also wtf people GLASS is dangerous, don’t put it in a plastic fucking bag you morons!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Insecure boss

Location: no where
Job: designer

Pardon my english. Currently working at a small company run by family. The dad is the big boss and the kid is my supervisor. The kid’s title is design director but he had no degree and no talent to cover up for his lack of education. Apparently, my job title is his assistant. That being said, every time he made a mess at the office, I had to clean it. If he told me to design something, I had to do it exactly to the dot following his instruction (even if he breaks all the design rules and not following any of the principles of design). Every time I tried to give opinion, he only said “can you just please do your job by following my instruction?”. And every time we’re on a meeting and I’m too scared to say something, he then told me he did not want me to feel that I can’t say anything or give my opinion. I’m confused now. He often praised my work quality so I guess that’s kinda nice. Is it just my ego that’s being hurt every time I tried to give my opinion and being rejected upfront or am I working for a very insecure person?

 

Fuckwit Guide

Location: U.K.
Job: Appliance engineer

Note to Arsewipes the world over When calling out an engineer to one your poxy appliances please use this as a reference book

1) Unless the engineer turns up in a van the same length as the fucking Nile he ain’t going have every fucking part for every fucking model of every fucking appliance in it, just accept that as a fact fuckwit.

2) the reason he didn’t arrive in the morning is that believe it or not the poor cunt has more than one job a day to do. And due to the fact he doesn’t travel about on a flying fucking carpet like Ali Fucking Baba, nor possesses a magic fucking wand to wave at your fucked washing machine he might not actually arrive til the afterfuckingnoon.

3) The reason he looks like he doesn’t give a fuck is guess what, yeah he doesn’t actually give a fuck! After years of listening to fuckwits complaining about shit not worth complaining about he has now reached the point he has the power to fix your appliance or not. Sorry madam I’ll need to order the part for your D/W and you’ll have to spend the next fortnight alongside your ugly fat bastarding kids washing your oversized plates even though I’ve got shitloads of that part in my van. I am God.

4) Since you think your so fucking special and more important than every other customer why not cut out a square piece from a cereal box, write VIP on it and pop in into a clear packet. Attach a ribbon to it so you can wear it round your neck like the people backstage at concerts. Wait for me to arrive and then I can treat you like the absolute cunt that you are.

 

Punching customers in my dreams is no longer enough

Location: Uk
Job: Fixing fucking idiots appliances

Kids are being blown up in hospitals by stray bombs, worldwide famines, genocides etc etc but there are still fucking complete wankstains out there that live such charmed lives that they still have enough time and energy to bitterly complain that their fucking oven browns pizzas slightly more to the left than it does to the fucking right. Every oven in the cunting world does that for fucks sake! Open the fucking door and turn the shitty pizza halfway through cooking time and your oh so fucking major life threatening problem is solved!! Oh but that’s too much work isn’t it asshole.

 

RN

Location: tustin ca
Job: RN

I can’t take this sh!t anymore. Just the thought of doing this for another month makes me what to shoot myself. Just 4 more months of this! Come hell or high water I am leaving! I just need to build up my savings a little and then I’m done!!! I am beyond burned out!!! This is the worst home health company, there’s a reason why the turnover is so high, cause it’s absolute sh*t! This will be my last nursing gig! I’d rather live under a bridge or freeway or working at Walmart scrubbing toilets. I’m getting all my financial sh*t together and living on passive income. NEVER again. I’m out of this profession – no going back!!!!!

 

Letting it Out

Location:
Job: healthcare

I’ve been off for two days and the thought of going back to work makes me sick. 12 hours that will tick by slowly and painfully. I’m bored shitless in my job. I’m so sick of faking it at work, I got a degree for this bs? I try to remind myself of all of the positive parts of the job, good pay and mostly cool people to work with, but I hate patient care. All I want to do is indulge my love for animals and start my business, but I need $$ for that so until then I am stuck.

 

Director of Bullshit

Location: The South
Job: Boss

I hate my staff. Soul sucking, needy, talentless, demanding little children totally incapable of handling their own work. Constantly whining and complaining about every little fucking thing. Enjoy it while you can, you little shits. Slowly, methodically, I am going to fire and replace you one by one.

 

Let me do my job in peace

Location:
Job:

Why can’t people understand that not everyone wants to be in the limelight? I don’t want to teach, I have severe “stage fright”, I am a behind the scenes worker and I like it that way. There are many other people who LIKE teaching computer classes to idiots – I DON’T. I am willing to take on whatever anyone else doesn’t want to do, as long as I don’t have to go public about it, or be in the public eye. Yes, I will do 4-5 hours a day desk duty, that is my job. Helping the public. I get that.and I’m good at it. But I don’t want to spend the other 3-4 hours being with people….outreach, teaching, making contacts. I have more than enough to keep me busy – and then my boss says that I am not pulling my weight. Bullshit. I am just so tired of all of this. I’ve been a librarian for 27 freakin’ years, and you are treating me like a newbie. I need a 6 month vacation so I can sort out my life. I need time to be myself. What I DON’T is you telling me that I am not doing my job, just because I don’t want to teach a class or appear on a local cable show IN FRONT OF A CAMERA saying how wonderful our library is. Let the extroverts do that. Just let me do my MANY backstage jobs in peace.

 

Unfair b***h

Location: California
Job: Support

I have a friend that works at a department store chain and back in September she requested pto and was approved but she also gave a written copy to her boss. About 3 months later she reminds her lead about the vacay and her lead said “ok I’ll put in the calendar”. Her lead mentioned this to her boss. So what her boss did was ask HR to cancel her vacation and that’s what HR did. The vacation was going to take place in January 2016, but her boss cancelled her vacations the month before after everything was set and paid for. Judging from my friends story don’t get a job at ****. She’s been there 11 yrs and barely got passed the $10 mark after all these years. I hope my friend doesn’t get mad at me because she doesn’t know I’m writing about it. But I had to get it off my chest.

 

Are you !@&$ing serious???

Location: Canada
Job: Team Leader

Look, I get that change is necessary. And I get that we don’t need to know about every change coming down the pipe. But if you are “re-organizing” the department I work in? Where I supervise a team of people? I should probably be included in the meeting announcing that new structure. Also…WTF ARE YOU THINKING PROMOTING THAT LAZY SACK OF SHIT TO MANAGER?!?!? And thank f$&king God I have nothing to do with that department!!!! Don’t get me wrong…I absolutely DO NOT want that job, I just think your decision is idiotic. And this whole thing is bullshit. Write that down somewhere, asshole.

 

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