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It’s almost time

Location: USA
Job: Office Drone

There is a fat fuck that has been here for 10+ yrs since high school. He started as an intern and since his daddy knows clients guess who got a position with no degree, which IS required.

This fat, caveman looking motherfucker doesn’t do SHIT!!!! I even called my boss out on it. He gave me some run around bullshit. My mind is made up that the fat fuck is slow.Continue reading


Boss is right? Wrong!

Location: USA
Job: Clerk

My ignorant boss loves to target members of our group with condescending snide rude remarks. Example: “What was your thinking process? That makes no sense. I can’t believe you been at this job this long!”

Mind you, she knows nothing. She calls her former pal who was really the brains regarding an office problem. So it was my turn to be bitched at. I just smile and ignore her wickedness asking God to punish her but keep doing my work.Continue reading


Stop wearing leggings

Location: United States
Job: Herder of cats

Working at a business that services 99.9% of the customers as construction men, I feel it is inappropriate to wear leggings and not pants. They show everything from the crack of your ass all the way up to the crack up front. Even if you have on a sweater that hits the bottom of your ass cheeks, it’s a distraction and if you want the men to stop hitting on you, you should cover up that big ass.

Just saying!


What on earth is going on??!!

Location: Uk
Job: Office worker

This is the worst place ever. The place is toxic and destroying our lives. No process, no direction, no support. Fucking making it up as we go along. I can’t believe this place I literally can’t. I wonder who else will write on here about this death trap. All it’s doing is slowly chipping away at our mental health, our dignity, our souls.

Half of them can’t be trusted. Disgusting underhanded shenanigans of the devil’s kind going on, and for what? No one cares in this place. It’s a conveyor belt for bad choices and bad news. It’s meant to be where people can go and be supported. Instead you’re interviewed by complete zombies that if not for other factors in their lives could be somewhere and should be somewhere else. Toxic toxic toxic.Continue reading


Total BS

Location: Florida
Job: Split employee that works in hell

I am one person, that works between two departments. I have so many people bossing me it’s ridiculous. In between being bossed I have been sexually harrassed, threatened, subjected to racism and ageism. You name it I have had to deal with it.

This time last year co-workers brought their bird to work and had it hidden in a separate office. For months I was sick no clue why doctor visit after doctor visit nothing helping… well fuckers I am allergic to birds. They got caught and now a dog, a mentally ill grandmom and of course the bird is back and are in building. I knew because I went into distress at work and couldn’t breathe.Continue reading



Location: Usa
Job: Manager

This is crap. I hate the politics and the lack of intelligence and creativity. I am in the wrong organization. Need to move out ASAP. Need to be bold.


F*** this

Location: USA
Job: Don’t worry about my job title

So I get a call from this person that IS NOT my boss — she’s all whining and pissy about me not replying to some alleged email she allegedly sent. Did I mention that she IS NOT MY FUCKING BOSS?????????

Well, she called a while back bitching about how my coworker doesn’t know where I am or what time I’ll be in and that “Billy” needs help and I place an undue hardship on him when I’m not there. Ok, first off, “BILLY’S” name is actually ROBERT — not “BILLY”, you disingenuous cocksucker. If you’re going to try in vain to feign concern for him, you just MIGHT WANT TO LEARN HIS ACTUAL NAME FIRST.Continue reading


Whack Job Making It Feel Elementary School

Location: USA
Job: Talented Graphic Designer Who Gets Treated Like Shit

These last few weeks, I feel like I’m back in elementary school because of a two-faced whack job who gets herself into a big, hot emotional mess when things don’t go her way.

MM has been giving me the silent treatment for the past several weeks because her plan to get another employee in trouble (“Jackass James”) backfired, and I’m paying the price for it.Continue reading


Justice is a quiet bitch

Location: USA
Job: Executive assistant

Well, nearly two years ago I traded my sniveling, lying, dishonest boss to some new c*** at work in love with him (like attracts like!) And wow… justice is served every day. She lies as well as he does, gets nothing right, shreds most of his receipts, has not expensed entire trips for him… I just sit back and LMFAO.

I pretended to be her buddy for a while to get a handle on what she was and wasn’t doing but after a while couldn’t take it. Now I sit and laugh from afar.


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