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Entitled Lazy Boss

Location: UK


I will try and keep this as short as I can.

I began my current job a little over a year ago. My first boss has retired in this time and my deputy manager has now become my boss.

My new boss, I can summarise her as lazy, lacks motivation or any care for her job, she often leaves early or arrives late with no excuses, she can be condescending and patronising and often laughs if I speak about any misfortunes in my life which has led me to not speak about anything personal.Continue reading


F*** you all, you f***ing c***s!

Location: Midwest, USA
Job: I give and take money and checks from assholes all day

Management is a goddamn joke. They are never around, even when they are around. Fuck, I don’t even know what my district manager actually manages becuse she is either out of the building or in her office all day with the door closed. I’m half convinced that she sits in there and Facebooks all day while getting paid for it. I haven’t seen her do shit since I started 2 months ago.Continue reading


I’m Going Nowhere

Location: USA
Job: Supervisor

I was promoted to a position I had no experience in and given little to no guidance beyond, “figure it out yourself,” despite the fact that I watched other people in my position given a ton of time and attention without even asking. To make things better, the very first thing you told me was that you wanted to give the job to someone else, but couldn’t, so thanks for sabotaging any confidence I had in myself from the beginning.

When I inevitably made mistakes due to being given the biggest workload, the least experienced workers and absolutely no guidance, they were held against me. I’m fine with that, accountability is important.Continue reading


5 managers for 7 employees

Location: Canada
Job: HR

We have 12 employees. Because the boss wanted more time to himself he made 5 of his senior staff “management”. They manage different things. One manages finances, one manages IT, one manages processes, and the last one manages training. We only have 7 other employees. These “managers” don’t attend special events organized by me for team building, they like to go for exclusive manager lunches where they bitch about whatever topic of the month, and they spend a lot of time in meetings fighting over how to run the company.Continue reading


Are you for real?

Location: US
Job: Gimp

Really? Are you really that much of a sad bitch? Can you really be breathing and showing your face in the world when you are so fucking useless?

You spend 75% of the working day moaning about everyone else. 25% of the day is spent giving examples of your own behaviour and activities that most people would be horrified by. You, however, are so deluded that you think you are spouting good practice. Fuck. If you were to spout that shit to anyone with any power, you’d be sacked at best, or at worst on a register never allowed to be near people again. Jeez. You are a waste of air.

Fuck you, you idiotic, deluded old hag.


F***ing done with this boring ass job

Location: mauritius
Job: auditor

Most boring job ever. Coming to work feels like a chore. Auditing shit that does not have any meaning and issuing boring reports that are soon forgotten in the drawers. Freaking boring boss. Unmarried and around 50 and a piece of shit when it comes to being normal. The guy just says ‘what’ over and over even though he understands every shit I say.

I am tired of repeating myself all day long and tired of seeing his old face and his loud talks which I honestly don’t give 2 fucks about. Everyday coming to work and staying here for 8 hours feels like being trapped. The second half of the day is the most boring of all. At 2 p.m everyday I feel like running out through the freaking door. When will this be over?


Bye bye ugly sisters

Location: Ireland
Job: Cinderfuckingrella

I can’t wait to say goodbye to you two useless, petty, badmouthing bitches.
Soon I will never ever have to listen to you ever, ever again. You will still be bitches, you will still be useless, but I won’t have to deal with you. Fucking brilliant!!!!!

Drown in your own tiny pools of poison.


Bye bye f***ers

Location: Shitsville
Job: Picking up dummies thrown from prams

Fuck off you fat, useless bitches. You are a massive, shit-covered waste of space. The world would be better off if you were both dead. Your work colleagues would be happier, your clients would get a better service, your husband’s would have a chance of happiness and more money in their pockets, your children could have their own lives and be happy.

I am so fucking lucky to be leaving you. I feel so bad for those who are still linked to you. Poor fucking bastards. I will remember them in my prayers.


F***ing posing ass marine!

Location: USA
Job: Angry mob

You sure don’t act like you were in the fucking military anymore. You can fucking kiss my fucking ass all you want, but everyone just lost respect for you. You fuckwit twat!!! You think you can fiddle with your half-baked ideas, but face it you fucking moron it won’t fucking help. My boss may be below you, but I am going to listen to him. He and my old boss are the only fucking ones in this whole BS organization who knows how to do their fucking job anymore. You don’t even know how to do their fucking jobs anymore.Continue reading


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