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Obsessive and controlling

Location: US
Job: Shipping Specialist

I’m stuck working with an incompetent idiot. Everyone in the office knows he can’t do the job they put him in, but they want to stroke his ego and give him false hope. He has one job he needs to focus on to get done by 10:30. Instead he wants to focus on an email I sent out making sure I did my job correctly.


Illiterate bastards

Location: Somewhere
Job: IT

Fuck you illiterate bastards!

See this fucking schedule you insisted on being delayed currently? Yeah that’s for Project B and we fucking deliver them on time.

The project we’re on, yeah THIS is project A. See that earlier schedule, Project A was marked ‘Not scheduled yet’ and then I submitted another PTW with schedule for project A (this current project) that is deadlined at the end of this month.Continue reading


How to piss off your employees

Location: Canuckistan
Job: I know what it’s SUPPOSED to be

Two days ago. Two whole days ago, we all sat up in that office discussing different issues and how to improve things for us slaves. We were firmly told that if equipment wasn’t working properly then we are to shut the fucking thing down until it was properly repaired. This is now day two of using fucked-up equipment that you aren’t allowing us to shut down. And how exactly is it my fucking problem that maintenance is short right now? You have let so many people go that I am now forced to do a job I’m not supposed to be doing because we are so short staffed now.

Thanks assholes. This used to be a really good company to work for and people took pride in it. It is now just a shit show. The Gong Show on steroids. I’d love to see you fuckwits come out and do the job we are all doing. Your ignorance is my pain.


Sick of being the forking babysitter

Location: USA
Job: The Forking Babysitter

What the fork is wrong with people? I get so tired of the bullshit from day to day. Just show up and shut the fork up and do your forking job. I don’t give a fork about your stupid home life. YOU choose to work 2 forking jobs and let your forking husband stay home and be a forking lazy mother forker. You stress me out so bad I just cuss and cuss in my head and on occasion out loud and I hate to forking cuss out loud.Continue reading


Just fuck off

Location: Scotland
Job: Idiothole

Ok. You are very clever. You help everyone by giving them your sage advice, backed up by your own, very profound experiences. You know far better than anyone else how to do everything. No one else has a clue, and they should definitely listen to you, and only you. The fact everyone else is shit and you are the only capable one suggests you are perhaps a prophet!

All that being true, tea towels and washing up are not important. They are not part of your job. I don’t use them and don’t care about them. So I won’t acknowledge that you take them home to wash. You won’t get a prize for that either.Continue reading


The higher up you go, the lazier they get

Location: USA
Job: administrative

It never fails. A good team can be and will be completely ruined with poor…no horrible leadership. it’s always fun when smokers are allowed hours of breaks while everyone else is actually working. I’m not knocking smokers but when your “boss” is a smoker and she drags her smoker friends outside all day to smoke with her, it’s pretty fucking annoying. The more time goes on the more lazy and incompetent this bitch is and the people above her don’t do anything to punish this idiot but she’s steadily creating drama at the workplace. She’s made it such a hostile working environment. Lots of people are fighting for no reason. She’s pinning one side against another because she’s bored with life because she doesn’t have one. The people above her are just as bad if they don’t care what she’s doing and continue to let her ruin this place. Dumbasses.


Lonely idiot

Location: USA
Job: administrative

Does anyone else have a “boss” that is so lonely they make you listen to all their personal shit? Treats you like shit but wants to vent all her personal problems like we’re best of buds. It really, REALLY sucks to have such a shit manager whose bosses won’t keep her on a leash so she doesn’t drive everyone crazy.


Colleague melt down!

Location: UK
Job: Baker

So I just remembered this gem of a memory I had and wanted to share!

So I was a baker in a supermarket in the UK. For the 2nd week in a row a customer could not get the cake she wanted from our cake department even though she was told by the company it would be there for her. She asked for my help and said she felt like she was being fobbed off by our company staff. Even though it was not my department, I said I would try to help her and would not leave her side until things were resolved. I said let’s go down to our customer service desk 🙂Continue reading


Manager who cannot manage!

Location: United Kingdom

The real shame is the organisation could be so great – so many great people and a great ethos. Apart from the manager. He brings the place down. He makes it a tense and unhappy place to work. He handles everything poorly and staff are desperate to leave. He constantly complains that he has too much work to do, too much on his plate, wants other people to take more responsibility and make decisions.Continue reading


Open your eyes and shut your mouths

Location: Uk
Job: Professional dickhead manager

For fucks sake. Stop trying to undermine and headfuck other people. You would be far better off looking deeply and carefully at yourselves. You are two miserable old bitches. You don’t have to be. You could choose to improve yourselves. Here’s the thing; if you spent your energy on self-improvement, you would be nicer and more people would like you. Also, the world would be just a tiny bit better. However, right now, you can only feel a bit less useless and a bit less shit by continuously trying to pull other people down. It’s really no skin off my nose.Continue reading


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