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Inappropriate

Location: UK
Job: Council worker

What makes you think it’s appropriate to invade my personal space so much? You’ve now taken to putting one foot up on my stool and virtually thrusting your groin into my face. I don’t want to be anywhere near that foul beast thank you very much. Take your fat, sweaty self away from my desk and email me like everyone else does. If you weren’t my boss, I would have elbowed you in the nuts by now!

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Get to fuck for 5 minutes

Location: U.K.
Job: Fix bastardin appliances

Look at my face, does it look as fresh as a prince from fuckin Bel Air. No does it fuck, it looks as wizoned as Hugh Hefners nutsack. That means I’m not a fucking first year apprentice so there’s really no need to stand glaring over my shoulder watching my every move you ignorant arse drip. Especially since you know fuck all about fuck all. In fact why don’t I come over to your work and I’ll stand behind staring at you while you push your fucking pen? On second thoughts I’d rather get a life, unlike you, you fucking scroat.

 

Accusation

Location: USA
Job: Company

Ok, I’m sick of my job. I am sick of my chicken-shit supervisor and manager who are too goddamned afraid to stand up and do the right thing. The only thing these people give a fuck about is when it affects them personally. I imagine that every place has its problems, but sometimes I just need to vent. Other than that, it is an easy, laid-back job and it is rare when people are fired. It is a lot better than those fucking cunt bags I used to work for at my previous two jobs.

 

Lazy people 2

Location: USA
Job: Lab

The lazy bloke at work really isn’t that bad of a guy. He is just lazy sometimes and gives the middle finger to the rules. When the boss makes people sign an agreement to not use cell phones on the production floor, and this guy says “I’m going to sign it, but I am still going to do whatever I want anyway,” it makes you wonder what makes these people so special. We really don’t have any major problems getting the job done, but it is really irritating to see him sitting there on his arse while I am trying to clean my station and change it over for the next production run. People at work are a little lazy and they take advantage of the lax environment, but all in all it is a good job with good people.

 

Lazy people

Location: USA
Job: Lab

I am sick and tired of the lazy fat cow who sits on his ass, surfs the net and watches videos on his cell phone all night.

 

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