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Fuck you

Location: USA
Job: teaching

Why are so many women in the workforce so passive aggressive and full of shit? I get that men can be total assholes, but you don’t do anything to stop or prevent them from being assholes. You gossip about each other and constantly drag each other down. Being the only male at an all female workplace fucking sucks!!

 

I hate my boss part 3

Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Job: Business Analyst

She’s a boss a** bi*** bi*** bi*** bi*** bi*** bi*** bi***. Seriously though, I hate her. She did say something nice to me today, but I can’t help but feel like it’s required for her or that it’s a struggle. This goes further though. I hate my job because I can see the future. The woman who is my counterpart in another state routinely works 60+ hour weeks. I don’t think I’m paid enough to do that. I’d need at LEAST $100K to even consider it. I just don’t want to have that life. I have an opportunity to escape, but I’m so afraid to do it because it means that my income could/would drop significantly for the first year of my employment. There’s too much unknown. I just want to be successful. I don’t have much time. I’m also sometimes worried that I’m going to be canned. Honestly, they could find another person to do my job. I have a friend who would be good at it. He could theoretically take my job, and after one month, it would be like I was never there in the first place. I don’t want to be a bad worker or a lazy worker. It seems as though I’m more motivated before I go to bed to do a great job and really impress my boss, but then when I get up, I feel lazy, anxious, and annoyed. It’s like I just want to avoid work. But deep down, I really just want to be good at my job. I just hate going in, I hate what I do, and I hate my boss. I just want to be happy.

 

Conman

Location:
Job:

My CEO doesn’t pay his staff, has assaulted them, goes to any length to lie and destroy people’s lives and will say anything to sell a product – even if that product doesn’t exist. Stay away from this man at all costs, he is an aggressive psychopathic bully. Everyone who has ever worked for him has fled because of his abuse and interrogation tactics.

 

Talktalktalktalktalktalktalk

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Job:

I’ve become so paranoid lately. Every glance or scowl makes me think they’ve talked about me, or laugh about me when I’m not around. It seems the more they talk about me, the more I become just like the sort of alien they describe–antisocial, angry, unfriendly–an outsider. I can’t trust anyone and I keep to my business, but the glances and mutterings and false smiles as they greet me bother me and make me nauseous. I often feel like vomiting. Are they all laughing at me? I’m afraid to get close to anyone who seems nice because what if they start to get outcasted just for being associated with me? Or I’m afraid that they’re just pretending to talk to me, but are really just putting on fake smiles while believing all they hear about me. Why should it even matter? Why does this sort of thing make me feel like I’m suffocating? All I want to do is work peacefully. But everyone seems afraid of me, or avoidant, as though I have leprosy. I can’t breathe. They all talk talk talk talk talk. Talk about me. Talk about each other. Talk about bosses. Talk about things that don’t even concern their work, like “guess who’s divorcing who” or “guess who’s still single even at 30”.Continue reading

 

Hospital is the worst job ever

Location: Malta
Job: Medical clerk

Hi I work at a hospital as a medical clerk. The first thing I noticed was the environment. No windows – I feel claustrophobic. It’s full of people. When I first started this job I didn’t like my boss, she shouts and is annoying. The coworkers are backstabbers gossipy chatter boxes that don’t shut up for a second. I keep getting mountains of workload and this coworker who all she does is sit and be lazy keeps ordering me what I do. I had enough of this shit hole, it’s the worst job ever extremely depressing. The patients all they do is complain and are nasty.

 

Underpaid and Overworked

Location: Edinburgh
Job: Bookkeeper

I am so fed up with this job. Minimum wage, yet I have to take tons of responsibility because the director keeps failing to take his. If I’m missing receipts, because she loses them, or gives them to me six months after the financial year has been closed, then she always rather blames me for it, ‘oh I’m sure I have given you this’ etc. I very rarely make mistakes, but when I do I own up to it, and she goes blue in the face and becomes rather angry and swearing. Often these aren’t even mistakes, they are spanners in the works because I could not get her to clarify why she keeps messing up prices. She also becomes angry if she thinks I’m turning up late (but forgot to tell me to come in earlier) and assumes it’s my fault regardless. I actually feel sorry for her sometimes because I think she’s going to have a heart attack, but I’m fed up and I don’t want to be bullied. Lastly, he always complains about his ‘cash flow’ but he never thinks of our wages that are two months behind. Not to mention his creditors that are six months behind. But this is just his way. Surely ‘deep down’ he is a Buddha. I want a better job. It’s so bloody hard to find anything good these days. I wish the roles were different, i.e. that she needed me more than I do. And, I forgot to say his partners in crime are terrible too. They do nothing all day (they run four companies), chat and watch videos, go out for meals instead of working, and they put all their private expenses through the company. Very frustrating.

 

Working within a braindead clique

Location: uk cambs
Job: allgiveandnotaker

First of all, fuck you Ian you fat pompous twat. This company is fucked up. I’ve had enough of every one of you. The company’s logo should be ‘I’m alright Jack’. So called supervisors and managers don’t give a fuck about the bullshit and hard work that you have to go through just to get the fucking job done but hey, as long as they’re ok. This place is a fucking mess. I’m going very soon, job or no job and you can do the work yourselves, if you’re capable. Better still, get some other mug to put up with this bullshit, while you sit on your arses not giving a fuck about anyone else, that would suit you better. The future IS bright, knowing that you need me more than I need you. Bring on the bad attitude meetings!

 

Late

Location: Madison
Job: Work

I hope you write everyone up that is late twice in one week consistently…must be nice to pick on folks because they called you out about your lack of being a gentleman.

 

Incompetence and Uncompensation

Location:
Job: Pizza bullshit, manager shit paid minimum wage

My manager is fucking a woman, who he made the ‘assistant manager’. She’s useless. Refuses to work with food, in the slightest. I haven’t seen her much the past two weeks (smallest of hoorays) and I tell you why! I work for $7.25. I do all the bullshit she should do at $9. The shit that would get this place shut down by the health inspector. I’m talking moldy line, bacteria ridden sauces, it’s a horror show if I stop doing what I am (cleaning and being meticulous), but if I don’t, I’m endangering the public because everyone else refuses to do it. I let it go for two weeks once. BLUE MOLD IN THE SAUCE. What?! My manager could have gave a flying fuck when I showed him.Continue reading

 

Inferior Superior (Idiot Boss)

Location: NC
Job: Recruiter

This idiot is a coward and can’t ever take leadership. Constantly has to be reminded about things she has been told about. Tries the bullshit, “Oh this is the first I’m hearing about it” as you’re looking directly at the e-mail you sent her telling her about whatever. Oh, it’s also pretty weird, that practically every fuckin’ Monday, she has a “stomach bug” or is sick or whatever. Damn idiot, does she eat raw fuckin’ chicken every Sunday? Don’t think so, chances are she’s full of shit and likes a 3 day weekend.

Also being “in the field” all the time, yet no new business comes in? Even if you aren’t dickin’ around (which you totally are, you’ve unknowingly told on yourself before), then corporate needs to let you go, because with the amount of time you spend in the field, yet no new business comes in…you obviously suck. But who knows if you actually suck; because Vegas odds would put your ass shopping or at the house.Continue reading

 

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