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Hospital minion

Location: Florida
Job: Purchaser in HELL

I don’t dislike the work that I do it is the people that work there. I have never seen so many college educated, lazy, uncaring POS’s in my life and they call themselves healthcare workers. First I am only one person working for 2 departments, 2 bosses, 1 supervisor and a CFO who are all my boss and each one wants something. They are delusional to think that I can keep up this pace and continue to work like this. No lunch, no breaks and I have even had to take work home or work off the clock to get work finished.Continue reading

 

Hen pecking

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Work with some of the pettiest ladies I’ve ever known. They gossip gossip gossip gossip all the time and it makes my ears melt. They complain and gossip and puff out their feathers and try to act like the boss and tell off anyone they come across, but then act victimized and meek and mild when the higher ups come around. They pretend to be friendly, but if you step out of the room, you’ll become their next favored topic of conversation. They even pretend to be friendly to each other, and as soon as they are in different rooms, they tear each other apart. Two-faced manipulative control freaks who seem to wet themselves with pleasure over trying to exert power over others through petty commandeering and hen pecking. Their crude brains can only comprehend putting others down as a means of elevating themselves. If someone does something without their explicit permission or instruction, then they wildly flit about and squawk about it to their neighbors, dropping any work they were doing. Squawk squawk squawk squawk squawk peck peck peck the hens never stop and soon they’ll peck each other to death.

 

If I punch someone in the face….

Location: The Bald Prairie
Job: Educated Grunt

Is it a gender based crime if I punch a woman in the face? I’m 3.5 hours into a 9.5 hour shift and I very sincerely want to fucking drop her. After a deluge of asinine and vapid comments I sincerely wonder how your hubby deals with your ignorant shit. If it ain’t in the SOP then SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have no patience for your under experienced opinions. The shit I just flushed is more literate. And she runs the fucking place. You’re a racist bigot with an ego complex. I’m going to document your racism and send you packing you stinking pile of vaginal discharge. FUCK YOU.

 

Boredom is Murder

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My job isn’t shitty, my boss is a normal person, my only complaint is the boredom. Nothing I do is anything worth mentioning where I work, I’m an office monkey that does the jobs that are deemed too “boring” for the upper management to deal with. These jobs aren’t hard, but they are boring. I’m actually writing this at work because they ran out of things for me to do but still want me here just in case. If I had any other form of income I would leave this dead end job and actually do something I like, but instead I have to sit here and slowly lose my brain cells by slamming my head into my desk.

 

Labor Day Appreciation

Location: America
Job: Pizza slave

Work for an international pizza chain. Our managers showed their appreciation for their work force by having us all come in for a bitch out meeting at 8:00 AM Labor Day morning. That’s right, Labor Day morning. That is the thoughtful way our managers chose to have us spend the day that is supposed to be dedicated to labor. Apparently they think the idea of Labor Day is to slap your employees in the face. Mission Accomplished.

 

Coupons

Location: New Jersey
Job: Retail manager

So today we had this guest come through the line in a very agitated state (we were very busy) and while the cashier kept a smile and great attitude the guest lost her mind when the computer wouldn’t accept a coupon on a clearance item. Generally the system rejects it if the item is clearance which I (as the manager) attempted to explain. After a few eye rolls and angry huffs she was on her way. Shortly after she returns demanding to see the manager to the guest service person which I show up for. She slams her receipt down blabbering that after we denied the coupons we double charged her for an item (which honestly my cashier swears she got two but ya know…) so I return the money to her and she goes on to tell me that I should have just eaten the three dollars and given her what she wanted. I apologize and tell her that’s not what our policy states. After leaving again, I return to ringing guests who all seem pleasant until she returns AGAIN on the phone with corporate. She stood behind me and spoke with them on the phone for 10-15 minutes. Without another word you see her storm out (with her child, nonetheless!) so I’m assuming she was told it wasn’t gonna happen. Why do people assume they will get whatever they want?

 

Dealership Hell

Location: Phoenix
Job: Sales

Being a female in a dealership isn’t easy. If you’re considered attractive, the men won’t leave you alone. If you’re ugly, the men still won’t leave you alone and they just end up call you derogatory names. This place has got to be the worst company I have ever worked for. I have been in the car business for quite sometime now but never in my life have I ever hated being a women. The men in this company have no respect for women. While most of management are married men, they still hit on the young eighteen year olds who are just trying to pay their way through college. I’ve made a few complaints to our general manager but he doesn’t care. In fact, he encourages it. This man has never punished anyone on his sales team. One manager passed out drunk on the lawn of the used car lot and all he got for as a punishment was a week of suspension. One of my female coworkers had her picture photo shopped and was sent to all the other salespeople including myself. It was inappropriate and humiliating, but the man did not get suspension. He got a promotion instead.

If I could state the name of this company, I would. I would rant to the whole world. Everything about this company is terrible. The owner is racist. The GM doesn’t give a crap about anything other than sales. If they had to sell a car but it meant to humiliate a fellow female coworker, they would do it. No questions asked.

 

Socially clueless

Location: USA
Job:

Your lack of self-awareness is astounding. Why, why, why on earth would you want to work at an office where no one likes you? You didn’t have a single real buddy here until a new person showed up that you could prey on, because they didn’t know any better. And now you and she are a cozy coven of two. Maybe now you’ll stop complaining to your supervisor that your coworkers are being mean and bullying you. WTF do you want them to do? We told them ahead of time not to hire you based on personality alone. They can’t MAKE us like you. It’s called work, and you’re a grownup. Suck it up and deal with it.

Oh, and congratulations on finding a boyfriend who can actually stand you…I suppose someone’s got to do it. Thanks for taking a hit for the team, brother! Tell you what: since you’re such a notorious tightwad, I have an idea for you to save a bunch of cash. And it’s even better than putting all of the leftovers from office lunches into a ziploc bag with your name on it and sticking it in the break room freezer. Instead of buying airplane tickets to go see “your baby” (urgggh…dry heave) in San Diego, why don’t you just quit and move there? You’d be doing everyone a favor. I’d even attend your going-away party.

 

Position going away…

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Ok my job acquired a new company about a year ago and now they are completely taking over and eliminating our positions which is BS. I do understand there are changes that have to occur but we were the original employees of the company and it looks like we’re getting the short end of the stick. I can accept that I may be laid off soon but the other ladies come in and bicker all freaking day like that’s going to change something. These people have already made up their minds about what they are going to do so why stress yourself over something that is going to eventually happen? UGH they are so F’ing annoying. I just want to stand up and say SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

 

Not my problem…

Location: Miami
Job: Office Manager

Are you out of your bald headed, pot belly, yellow toothed ass mind? “Can you come back in later today”? FUCK NO! What the fuck is wrong with this shitty ass company. They work people like slaves. While the ‘favorites’ sit on their lazy asses behind the scenes. It’s not my fucking problem you idiots need people at the last minute. Then you think you’re slick… Waiting until I get ready to LEAVE to ask me that dumb ass that. I cannot WAIT until the labor board comes to audit you crooked, idiotic, racist sacks of shit.

 

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