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Sales Associate

Location: New York
Job: retail

FUCKKKKKK!!!!! I hate these fucking parents that let their kids run wild. CONTROL your FUCKING KIDS!! FUCKING MISERABLE FATHER! You shouldn’t have any fucking kids, you poor excuse for a father! People like you need to die, ruining society with your moronic kids. Fucking piece of shit father!

 

The Fuckwit has returned

Location: UK
Job: Fix bastarding appliances

A few weeks ago I posted a rant regarding an absolute retard that had the time and energy to complain about his pizza being cooked unevenly in his oven. Different if the pizza was cremated on the left but as raw as a baboons arse on the right but no, this cunt must have been using a Dulux colour chart to compare brownness. Now obviously I told this little fucking scrotum to fuck off and get a life but guess what, the cunt has only got the audacity to go and book another call out for the same fault a few weeks later. FOR THE SECOND TIME FANNIEBOLLOCKS… the problem is not your oven, the problem is you need to go and get your sack emptied more often bud, too much fucking time on your hands, muppet!

 

WTF

Location: oxfod
Job: childcare

Only in the UK…for all its so called safeguarding policies…let the leaders act like chavs; threaten, humiliate, belittle and worry kids half to death; be rude, bad mannered, obnoxious, bad tempered, sneaky, backstabbing, fat, lazy, totally bad models in every sense (a***slicking in front of parents though – hey, look what a good job I do for you)!!! What you do is bullying and sickening! WTF.

 

She’s got 1 more time!

Location: Jersey
Job: Healthcare

This punk b*tch wont say sh*t to my face, but will text her “friend” in billing things about me while they laugh out loud. She cranks her desk music up to 10 in a PEDIATRIC office! When I say her bedside manner is in the gutter that’s putting it extremely lightly. She is rude and nasty to parents and their children. This malnourished huzzy has 1 more time to try me… it’s a shame I have to be on my best behavior because of my ethnicity, but others can do what they want because of that good ol’ privilege.

 

Prepare Your Ass For The Revolution

Location: Fuckwitville, USA
Job: Shitwork

Boy do I have news for you and your little childish fiefdom… You are Marie Antoinette and the ass your nose is currently attached to is King Louis. Blatant favoritism and nepotism may be the plague that has you dancing around, so proud of yourself, and convinced that you are untouchable, but the law and protections against discrimination will be your downfall. Let them eat shit.

 

You deserve all the fines you get

Location:
Job:

You’re having those being supervised opine on who is hired because of politics rather than hiring the person that would best supervise their FINRA activities. You’re a piece of shit company. America’s retirement company?? My ass. I hope the regulators catch up to you.

 

Retard

Location: -
Job: -

Feel free to call me again with your silly accusations and comments, all over an imaginary dollar figure. My firm charges based on time spent. You can expect a fee increase from me. In trying to not pay tax for that imaginary dollar, you will end up paying at least 100 times the actual amount. (K, tks, bye and don’t come back)

 

You lazy POS

Location: there
Job: servant

Okay I don’t mind helping a coworker that actually is working and truly needs the help. But you lazy cow, you pick and choose what you want to deal with and then cry how swamped you are and dump the most difficult crap on someone else so you can do the easy stuff and update your Facebook page. If I was in the same room with you, I would knock your lazy ass out of your chair so I could shove my foot up it.

 

Need advice!

Location: nope
Job: psw

I love my job sometimes. I go to work because it’s about taking care of the people. What I don’t like is the people I work with. I have said many times that I have went to school for nursing and all I have to do is write my exam come end of May. I am a Personal Support Worker (PSW) for a small local nursing home and for only a short while and I have done the work last summer. Yes I am working at a different facility but that doesn’t mean I change my views on taking care of the people and ensuring that I’m trying to the best of my ability.

So you should probably know the dilemmas that are happening at my work right now. I am among the new PSWs that got hired and I finished my orientation middle of April and recently got hired on night shifts. We are always short on days so I try and get as many people done in the morning. Some mornings I can only get one or two. Sometimes none because it’s been a busy night shift and call bells ring galore or other problems. So the PSWs that come in for 6am are all about us getting two people done and I just hate that. Why don’t you do a night shift changing briefs and other unfun things and answering call bells all night let alone not seeing your family for only a couple hours everyday?
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It’s just garbage people!

Location: U.S.
Job: GarbageMan

People have all freaking night to put their garbage out on the curb and we run after 7am. So get off your ass and bring it out on time. Don’t call my boss complaining I got everyone’s garbage but yours. I mean what the fuck did I just choose your house at random and fucking skip it you lazy bastards? And don’t bring the crap out after we go by so the damn dogs can rip it open, and then say I made the mess. Also wtf people GLASS is dangerous, don’t put it in a plastic fucking bag you morons!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

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