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Inferior Superior (Idiot Boss)

Location: NC
Job: Recruiter

This idiot is a coward and can’t ever take leadership. Constantly has to be reminded about things she has been told about. Tries the bullshit, “Oh this is the first I’m hearing about it” as you’re looking directly at the e-mail you sent her telling her about whatever. Oh, it’s also pretty weird, that practically every fuckin’ Monday, she has a “stomach bug” or is sick or whatever. Damn idiot, does she eat raw fuckin’ chicken every Sunday? Don’t think so, chances are she’s full of shit and likes a 3 day weekend.

Also being “in the field” all the time, yet no new business comes in? Even if you aren’t dickin’ around (which you totally are, you’ve unknowingly told on yourself before), then corporate needs to let you go, because with the amount of time you spend in the field, yet no new business comes in…you obviously suck. But who knows if you actually suck; because Vegas odds would put your ass shopping or at the house.Continue reading

 

Cashier/server

Location: Mission Viejo
Job: Cashier/server/janitor/slave

My workplace in Mission Viejo is run by a dictator. She is the most controlling, “OC wife” entitled, spoiled brat, in your face about everything, rule reciting little bitch. I hate her and she’s always coming in while I work to ruin my day! Ughhhh I hate this job!

 

Worst IT company and worst boss

Location:
Job: Manager

Working with an asshole boss. He doesn’t even have industry experience. He is a really an asshole. He is too naive and immature. He works for an automotive company in India. The company has roots in Germany. He thinks he is technical but doesn’t even know anything. Lacks interpersonal and management skills.

 

Fuck it

Location: Fuck it
Job: I don't give a fuck

Fuck the time management shit, fuck the audits, fuck doing this shit slow. I hate doing it so i will be more willing to get it done quicker. Just fuck it, everything is right so what ever. I’d rather get it done than waste time on it more. I can’t stand it. Just fuck it fuck it fuck it. I don’t get paid enough for this fucking shit.

 

You’re going too fast

Location: Fucklore
Job: Assign merch

I have never worked for a fucking company that says you’re working too fast. If you want tags and product assignments done then there you go. Your fucking system is not fucking a reasonable expectation. I am not a fucking 80 year old doing this fucking job. You got stupid fucking pricks aside from me assigning products in other locations and god forbid the tags are fucking the right price and exactly the same. Why the fuck should I fucking change them?

Not only that you got people at the home office smoking a bunch of crack sending price changes that are already fucking done or they are a penny more or less or exactly the same except for the fucking date. 1/3 of the product spaces are not even fucking there they are a bunch of ghost spaces so obviously i had to kick them out of the system after I fucking told the supervisor it needs to be fixed. I can fix it or someone else or you can fucking fix it. Guess what the supervisor is on fucking vacation for another fucking week. Fucking really? What the fuck is this shit?

My last fucking job said I was going too fucking slow and they cut my hours down for no good fucking reason because I couldn’t cashier nor do half the fucking store by myself. On top of that shit half the printers don’t fucking work for shit and half the tags get lost in the fucking abyss called “your fucked up internet.” Also half the product assignments are not even assigned correctly.

Please home office get your dildos out of your asses and use your fucking brains and fix your broken as fuck machines!!! ???????????? P.S. most companies want you to get things done quicker. Get with the fucking program!!!

 

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