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Shut the f**k up!

Location: USA
Job: Food and beverage

You need to seriously shut the fuck up everyday! You fucking alcoholic ratchet hog! Aren’t you tired??? Overloading people so they can quit their job, FUCK OFF! Lying to management just to make yourself LOOK GOOD! No wonder people HATE YOU! Would it hurt you to wear decent pants to work? No one wants to see your undies in those see-through tights you wear to work. It’s fucking inappropriate and disgusting cause you’re so old and fat. Funny how your brain don’t work but your mouth does.

 

Oh Please!!!!!!!!!!!

Location: United States
Job: Babysitter

Stop being such a sensitive fucking baby.
Good grief!
You cry and whine about everything.
You fucking cry fucking baby.
I am so sick of your fucking whine.
Damn it I made a big mistake hiring you.

 

Sick of lazy lying shitheads

Location: EU
Job: Idiot hole

Ok. So you are both very sensitive people. So much so, that you spend the whole fucking day telling each other so. If there is a 3-second lull, and after 2.5 hours you’re temporarily out of inane shite to spout, one or other of you will ask the other fuckbrain “Ooo- what did you say about feeling X about X again?” ” Oooo I know what you mean!” ( Self-satisfied cats-arse face ). “Oooo yes. We’re so right!” Meanwhile, the rest of us dickheads will carry on trying to do the work you should be doing.

 

It’s casual day, not slum in it day!

Location: USA
Job: Babbysitter

Casual day is the day you wear blue jeans. It doesn’t mean you wear a fucking t-shirt with some fucking stupid, whatever the fuck that is on your shirt. And who wears fucking old tennis shoes that look like you wore them in elementary school? Get real! This is a fucking professional office. And when I say something to you about it, just say, “OK, sure that’s fine.” Don’t make excuses.

You see how I am dressed, you see how I act. If I am the person you are to look for an example, follow the fucking example you ass clown. Don’t follow the idiots who won’t be here long because they are NOT professionals. This is a professional office, wear professional clothing and on Fridays, you can wear jeans. Fucking idiot!

 

Disgusting Abominations

Location: USA
Job: Administrative

I don’t see how any of these disgusting, offensive pieces of garbage ever get hired for jobs! Seriously!

One disgusting woman was just at my front desk, came in stating she was here for an interview, and then started gagging and hacking sh*t up!!!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN THE OPEN, making me nauseous, sick to my stomach, and showing how UNPROFESSIONAL and RUDE she is!Continue reading

 

A 2 Year Old Dresses Better Than You

Location: United States
Job: Babysitter

Look, why do I have to be the fucking clothing police in the office? Who the fuck comes to a professional office dressed like they are about to go out and cut the fucking grass? Office casual doesn’t mean whatever the fuck you want to wear.

It means dressing nicely, above casual, below formal office attire.
Is that so fucking hard to understand?Continue reading

 

Go to Hell

Location: United States
Job: Retail

Please Karen go to hell. Your arrogant ass needs knocking down about five hundred steps. You are fat, ugly, toothless, and pretty soon will have no family left cause you pissed them off too.

 

Ugh I hate my boss

Location: United Kinggdom
Job: Medical Receptionist

My boss is so annoying. I’m a medical receptionist in a GP practice in London. This means I’m the messenger to the patients except my boss never imparts any information. Until I happen to notice something and ask him he just never thinks to tell me. Today I noticed that one doctor’s shifts are all blocked off for the next few weeks. I asked what is going on he said ‘oh she’s on maternity leave”!! I didn’t even know she was pregnant and she just left the surgery, I didn’t even get notified. Plus maybe the patients would like to know one of their doctors is leaving?Continue reading

 

Please stop talking

Location: Scotland
Job: Admin

I don’t want to hear your voice anymore. I don’t care what you did last night. I don’t care what your relatives did last night. I don’t care what you ate at the weekend. I don’t care how you feel about TV programs. I don’t care to hear about what you didn’t like about the man on the bus today. I don’t care about your opinions on other people’s thoughts, feelings or behaviours.

If you are taking a wage shut up and work. Don’t come in on your days off for a chat either, because other people should also be working for the wages they are paid, and it’s harder to do if you’re talking. Shut the fuck up, please.

 

Let the Damn Plants Die

Location:
Job:

That’s cool. We’ll just let the plants die. And everyone that comes in to our office can look around the entry way and say, “Oh, look at these dead, decaying, rotting plants that clearly haven’t been watered in years.” It will make us look bad. The leaves will crumble and fall off and make a huge mess. Hey, though, at least your weird fucking thing about not watering them will be satisfied. Glad you get to be happy about it at our expense. Thank you for calling me out in front of everyone for making an entirely reasonable suggestion that was clearly intended to be beneficial.

In fact, why don’t I just not do a damn thing since I apparently can’t do anything right anyway?

 

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