Manager who cannot manage!
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The real shame is the organisation could be so great – so many great people and a great ethos. Apart from the manager. He brings the place down. He makes it a tense and unhappy place to work. He handles everything poorly and staff are desperate to leave. He constantly complains that he has too much work to do, too much on his plate, wants other people to take more responsibility and make decisions.Continue reading→
Open your eyes and shut your mouths
Job: Professional dickhead manager
For fucks sake. Stop trying to undermine and headfuck other people. You would be far better off looking deeply and carefully at yourselves. You are two miserable old bitches. You don’t have to be. You could choose to improve yourselves. Here’s the thing; if you spent your energy on self-improvement, you would be nicer and more people would like you. Also, the world would be just a tiny bit better. However, right now, you can only feel a bit less useless and a bit less shit by continuously trying to pull other people down. It’s really no skin off my nose.Continue reading→
Nasty
Job: Baby sitting fat useless sacks of shit
You are nasty. A nasty old woman. A nasty, bitter, deeply ugly lump.
You are a hate figure. You constantly badmouth everyone in your life. You laugh at the misfortunes of others. You slag off your husband, son, previous work colleagues, ‘friends’ and those you claim to know well and name drop. You then state and restate how open and honest you are and how you pride yourself in your fine character.Continue reading→
Yeah I know I’m not perfect
Job: team member
Hey L and yeah I know I don’t check your work when you ask me to approve it but I just can’t be bothered and I don’t really wanna work here so you can fuck off.
Worked to death
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Fuck you and your so called “we’re in this together” bullshit. Me and one other person do double the work of anyone else in the department. No one else works as late or as many weekends as us, but we’re all held under the same deadlines and treated the same. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!! STOP ACTING LIKE WE ARE!!!! My workload is much more than anyone else’s and you are killing me. Take your kumbaya togetherness horseshit and shove it.
Dilbert would write about this place
Job: ignored
Geesh – mediocrity is the fucking standard here. I don’t think ANYONE knows how to write a half-ass SQL statement. Well, that’s not true – they know how to write a FULL-ASS SQL statement. We have teams that don’t see the need in communicating with other teams on mission-critical projects, processes and data. The company claims they are agile but there is LITTLE effort at daily or sprint goals. Standups are just meetings where everyone talks. No sense of iterative development – just a twisted version of waterfall and you can FORGET about documentation. It’s a four-letter word at this shitheap.Continue reading→
Get your shit together
Job: Store carpenter
Nothing pisses me off more than being put on a project than being taken off a project because they can not make up their mutherfucking minds. They shouldn’t have put me on the project in the first place. They were not thinking straight when it comes to that. I’m really angry at the fact they just did all these changes at a really bad time. They took some members and assigned them a different location to work. So they just told them instead of working the hours they want they had to do graveyard for another 3 weeks. I sincerely hope the next project is more worth my talent than the one they pulled me off of. You knuckle heads better fucking get your shit straight.
Management is shit
Job: developer
Hey V and P – you are two of the most worthless pieces of shit I have ever encountered in my career. You are a couple of lying sacks of shit that throw people under the bus to cover your own incompetent asses and save yourselves from the fate you deserve. I saw that V left the company last year – good FUCKING riddance you miserable C**T. The both of you don’t ever listen to reason and the warnings that you were given that the project was going to fail. You think calling up scrum masters on their PERSONAL phone and SCREAMING at them for an hour is leadership? If you or any other of the worthless ‘leaders’ knew a goddamn thing about the cloud, you would have realized that this project would have taken much more than the time you promised it to ‘the business’.Continue reading→
Arse-licking c**t of a boss
Job: Maintenance
What has really pissed me off at work recently is how she has all of a sudden worked her way up from an assistant to a fleet controller
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I hate my life
Job: Engineer
I have been working for the same company for about 20 years, it requires specialist skills so it takes years to get good at your job. About 3 years ago my team leader said he was going to retire and I would get his role. Well 5 months have gone by and still no sign of any role change at all. I’m still doing the same shit I did 10 years ago. I’m bored as fuck.Continue reading→
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