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Treated like a child

Location: Far from where I want to be
Job: Package handler

I’ve been working at this job for over 2 and a half years now. I’ve had previous jobs so it’s not the first. But I’ve been good at all the jobs they get me to do here, I have some managers reassure me on that. But lately we just have a bunch of ignoramus jerks as managers and leads. They all talk over the radio just to hear themselves talk. But I’ve been doing the same job for almost 2 years on my first sort/half of my work day, and the previous managers over that said I was good. But there are newer people in my area doing the same job as me and they continue to fuck up and the managers come on the radio and try to blame me for it. Even though it’s not my fault. They don’t listen to me and just talk down to me. Anytime I say something to give them a heads up, they ignore me, then turn around and say “why didn’t you say anything, you can’t let this happen!” Like wtf, maybe if y’all weren’t glued to your phones and kept your heads out of your asses you would know I said something.Continue reading


Federal Dollars Scam

Location: USA
Job: Supervisor

If you thought you hired the person that would jump when you said how high, you’re wrong. While I respect a hierarchal business model, it stops immediately when you act like a jerk. Couple being a jerk with scamming the federal government of grants, the funds are used to abuse the very people intended to protect. You messed with the wrong person, sadly for your company. And on top of that, the constant violations of these participants’ civil rights is beyond the imaginable. Keep it up for now because you will be shut down.


Ugly Bosses

Location: Linden, MI
Job: Mail Carrier

I was hired right before the holidays. During the holidays I was worked 7 days a week, 10 hours a day. Now that the holidays are over, I’m only working Sundays and sometimes one day during the week. I inquired about a transfer to another office, since the office I hired into obviously just used me for holiday help. After speaking to my supervisor and union rep, they have all made no attempt to help me transfer or get more work to support my family. In fact, they have made it very clear that they want me to fail at this job so they can fire me or get me to quit.

I have a family to support and now I have reached a point where I can’t afford to pay any of my bills let alone put gas in my car to get to work, when they do schedule me. Management in the company is so disgusting and two faced I’m surprised anyone stays there. A multi billion dollar company that treats its employees like dirt.


William Wallace on the chopping block

Location: Up your ass
Job: bitch boy

Today I came to the realization that I just don’t like working for people. I do all the fucking work and research and then people act as if you owe them something for the privilege of being there. Boss asked me when my wedding will be later in the year. Not like I haven’t told him multiple times but then he says, “I was just asking to make sure it’s ok for you to go.” Motherfucker, like I’m going to stop, re-plan, and reschedule my wedding for the likes of you and your bullshit company. Take your fucking head out of your ass and think about the fucking question you are asking me. Don’t feel like going to work, might call off sick again… fuck this shit… time to formulate a master plan…


How To Dump Your Dead End Day Job

Location: London
Job: Shit taker

Look, I like you all as people. Most of the time. Hell, I can even overlook the casual racism and homophobia. Most of the time. Because I know it’s not coming from a place of hate, but just plain ignorance. Ignorance that’s bred out of doing the same old shit, day in and day out, for years on end.

But here’s the thing: I fucking hate this job. I hate the shitty hours. I hate the work which barely requires room temperature level IQ. I hate the shitty pay. I hate watching you all talk about progress and advancement while I’m forced to pretend that answering the same inane questions for 8 hours somehow fulfills me.Continue reading


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