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Just wow!!

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Egotistic red haired twat who thinks that they invented everything known to man…lick me where i smell funny, ok? Tired of your smarmy backstabbing bullshit, catch you constantly proclaiming your dislike and negativity of everything to fellow coworkers who are equally as worthless. Just because you pooped out a kid and lick the bosses twat doesn’t make you nobility either…or didn’t you know? To you I raise my glass wholeheartedly and wish you a big fat and fiery FUCK YOU EAT SHIT!!!!!!!

 

I can’t even find a title for this! PART 2

Location: North America
Job: Technician

I cannot believe I forgot to mention the best part (see previous rant)! When I complained to my coordinator about not being allowed to transfer to another department, she used the divine intervention argument and said and I quote ”Have you ever thought that maybe it’s God’s will that you’re working here? Maybe he’s doing what’s best for you by not letting you transfer? You should be thankful instead of complaining!”. By God, I wonder if she meant ‘my boss’. Although I think ‘Satan’ might be a more accurate way of referring to her.

As I’m re-reading this post, I can’t believe she said that! It’s like a scene from the series ”The Office”. Except it’s not so funny when it’s every day life. I was gonna say she’s lost her mind, but I don’t think there was much there to start with.

 

I can’t even find a title for this!

Location: North America
Job: Technician

I hate my boss and her minion AKA the staff coordinator. They are evil! If we’re 5 minutes late, my boss makes us write a letter of apology and takes the money off our paychecks, to the point where human resources apologize to us for having to follow the orders of a lunatic. Most employees who start working for her try to get the hell out of there ASAP so there’s people leaving like every week. Every time someone leaves, the coordinator says it’s always their fault because they were bad employees and that it’s so much worse outside of our department that we should feel lucky to have such a nice boss.Continue reading

 

Are you fucking kidding me?

Location: Hell
Job: Minion at the circus of the damned

Yes, I still work for Satan in hell, and lately she, yes SHE, has been more unbearable then normal. I am EXPECTED to do the work of 3 fucking minions because her fucking cheap ass is too busy indulging her over privileged spawn rather than hiring sufficient minions for hell. So sick of her and her bullshit. PLEASE powers that be, indulge me in finding new suitable employment so I can get away from her and this circus of the damned. I can’t manage when her aggressive micro managing ass is in everything!

 

Hospital minion

Location: Florida
Job: Purchaser in HELL

I don’t dislike the work that I do it is the people that work there. I have never seen so many college educated, lazy, uncaring POS’s in my life and they call themselves healthcare workers. First I am only one person working for 2 departments, 2 bosses, 1 supervisor and a CFO who are all my boss and each one wants something. They are delusional to think that I can keep up this pace and continue to work like this. No lunch, no breaks and I have even had to take work home or work off the clock to get work finished.Continue reading

 

Hen pecking

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Work with some of the pettiest ladies I’ve ever known. They gossip gossip gossip gossip all the time and it makes my ears melt. They complain and gossip and puff out their feathers and try to act like the boss and tell off anyone they come across, but then act victimized and meek and mild when the higher ups come around. They pretend to be friendly, but if you step out of the room, you’ll become their next favored topic of conversation. They even pretend to be friendly to each other, and as soon as they are in different rooms, they tear each other apart. Two-faced manipulative control freaks who seem to wet themselves with pleasure over trying to exert power over others through petty commandeering and hen pecking. Their crude brains can only comprehend putting others down as a means of elevating themselves. If someone does something without their explicit permission or instruction, then they wildly flit about and squawk about it to their neighbors, dropping any work they were doing. Squawk squawk squawk squawk squawk peck peck peck the hens never stop and soon they’ll peck each other to death.

 

If I punch someone in the face….

Location: The Bald Prairie
Job: Educated Grunt

Is it a gender based crime if I punch a woman in the face? I’m 3.5 hours into a 9.5 hour shift and I very sincerely want to fucking drop her. After a deluge of asinine and vapid comments I sincerely wonder how your hubby deals with your ignorant shit. If it ain’t in the SOP then SHUT THE FUCK UP. I have no patience for your under experienced opinions. The shit I just flushed is more literate. And she runs the fucking place. You’re a racist bigot with an ego complex. I’m going to document your racism and send you packing you stinking pile of vaginal discharge. FUCK YOU.

 

Boredom is Murder

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My job isn’t shitty, my boss is a normal person, my only complaint is the boredom. Nothing I do is anything worth mentioning where I work, I’m an office monkey that does the jobs that are deemed too “boring” for the upper management to deal with. These jobs aren’t hard, but they are boring. I’m actually writing this at work because they ran out of things for me to do but still want me here just in case. If I had any other form of income I would leave this dead end job and actually do something I like, but instead I have to sit here and slowly lose my brain cells by slamming my head into my desk.

 

Labor Day Appreciation

Location: America
Job: Pizza slave

Work for an international pizza chain. Our managers showed their appreciation for their work force by having us all come in for a bitch out meeting at 8:00 AM Labor Day morning. That’s right, Labor Day morning. That is the thoughtful way our managers chose to have us spend the day that is supposed to be dedicated to labor. Apparently they think the idea of Labor Day is to slap your employees in the face. Mission Accomplished.

 

Coupons

Location: New Jersey
Job: Retail manager

So today we had this guest come through the line in a very agitated state (we were very busy) and while the cashier kept a smile and great attitude the guest lost her mind when the computer wouldn’t accept a coupon on a clearance item. Generally the system rejects it if the item is clearance which I (as the manager) attempted to explain. After a few eye rolls and angry huffs she was on her way. Shortly after she returns demanding to see the manager to the guest service person which I show up for. She slams her receipt down blabbering that after we denied the coupons we double charged her for an item (which honestly my cashier swears she got two but ya know…) so I return the money to her and she goes on to tell me that I should have just eaten the three dollars and given her what she wanted. I apologize and tell her that’s not what our policy states. After leaving again, I return to ringing guests who all seem pleasant until she returns AGAIN on the phone with corporate. She stood behind me and spoke with them on the phone for 10-15 minutes. Without another word you see her storm out (with her child, nonetheless!) so I’m assuming she was told it wasn’t gonna happen. Why do people assume they will get whatever they want?

 

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