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Overweight, overpaid and over-estimated

Location: UK
Job: NHS

I’m not sure if it’s because you didn’t get enough hugs as a little girl, some dark family member slipped you the finger, or you just grew up to think being a complete manipulative, passive-aggressive bitch was the way to succeed at work, but you’re so close to being told to fuck off, right before I file a grievance with the string of e-mails, unpaid overtime and work violations I’ve made sure I’ve kept a record of. No wonder the NHS is in such a state when incompetent, obese and downright vindictive cunts like you are supposed to be running it.

 

Dehumanizing

Location: Land of the Lost Insurance Office
Job: Processor

I just don’t understand how and why people who blatantly waste the company’s time get promoted… Why do people who do their jobs stay in place and people who are problems get to do other things? I am beginning to think that people who are problems are moved to solve a problem and get an undeserved promotion. Nothing in this company has ever made any sense and things just get worse. I think they are blind and living in the past. They don’t care about movement of any kind…Just move the jerks along who can’t compete. People who are competent stay in place – forever.

 

Another one bites the dust

Location: London, England
Job: Office Bitch/Mind Reader/Magician/Hand Holder/Nanny/Psychiatrist. Depends on the day of the week, really.

So, another manager left one of our departments today. He lasted less than a year. To give you some context, within the past two years, the reprographics department has had more managers and team leaders walk out of that job than you’ve probably had hot dinners. To any normal, sane human beings out there, this would suggest that there’s clearly something not right with the way things are done. But not to “the client”. The “client” doesn’t care because we’re outsourced now. We’re not part of the organisation. In short, the “client” is a gigantic thundercunt. To say that I hate my job would be a massive understatement. I fucking hate it. Luckily, I’m in the process of conspiring (yes, conspiring) with my brother into getting me the fuck outta there and into a better job in Switzerland. Once I get out? Sayonara, bitches. I won’t be looking back. Good luck with the next sucker who buys into your bullshit.

 

No. Just…no

Location: Wisconsin
Job: Nonprofit Educator

Subject lines are not supposed to be paragraphs! Jesus Christ. I hate seeing emails that have subject lines cut off and nothing even written in the body. Learn some e-mail etiquette!

 

Over-Controlling Exec

Location: Wisconsin
Job: Nonprofit Educator

I am really starting to hate my boss. She is a sweet enough person but completely oblivious to the fact that she is a micro-manager who doesn’t trust her employees. She constantly asks my opinion on things but then is shocked that I have a different idea and dismisses it with this air that she knows better because she’s worked in this field for decades and I am young and new. Newsflash…you are dated. The things you are shocked by are the things that are commonplace now. You attend events with old white dudes and try to tailor our small, nonprofit events after what works there and it just doesn’t work.Continue reading

 

Lowman on Totem pole

Location: Florida
Job: Hostess

I hate when bosses are friends with a coworker because when you’re the new kid it means you get fucked over for the sake of their friendship. I’m being forced to take someone else’s shift so she can get a day off that she requested this week while my request for an afternoon off (that I put in three weeks ago and wouldn’t be needed for two more weeks) got denied within the hour. This is on top of my usual schedule and the double I’ve got to pull the day beforehand. Nevermind that the other three hostesses could easily take the extra day. Nope, it’s gotta be me.

 

Sh*t Storm…

Location: USA
Job: IT Guy (The minority one)

Wow… Just WOW!!! Not only was the hurricane a storm we had to work around. But the storm among our work envionment. How in the HELL are these morons still managers?! A lot of our team gets pissed off on a regular basis. That’s nothing new. But how do you screw up a conference!?!?!?! It’s no secret that you guys are phony, two faced, racist sacks of shit. We know that already. But the blatant disregard for the safety, mental health and overall well being of your loyal drones this time was too much. You do this all the time but this was different. Even your ass kissers were pissed! You both walked around with your heads down and couldn’t even make eye contact. YOU KNOW you were wrong. You lost talented, loyal, intelligent, tactful employees all because you want to one up each other and impress people who don’t give a shit about you.Continue reading

 

LEAVE!

Location: Philippines
Job: Promotion Coordinator

I don’t want to be a part of this company anymore. In my 2 months stay here, I feel very uninspired and bored. I have come to a conclusion that I really didn’t find any passion here and I’m also not putting my skills to best use. Anyone here who feels the same? I’m planning to quit my job, I know it is somewhat scary but I feel like it would be a big sigh of relief for me. Shout out to those people who think they could do better, well, you’re right. Take a leap of faith and don’t make your life more miserable. Quit your job and find a new one!! Agree? Disagree? Share this.

 

Brown Noser

Location: Somewhere in England
Job: Nurse

I have been nursing in this sector for a long time, however when I started this job there happened to be another nurse who originates from the prison environment. I have never met a more obsequious slug!!!!!! So high and fucking mighty or so she thinks. She takes pleasure in telling tales and pulling the care staff up over things that really are trivial. The problem is, she is a brown nosed piece of shit, so far up the manager’s arse it’s unreal. As for the manager, well she’s delighted with her new arse licking best pal, so much so that the stupid bitch did nothing to support me when an agency nurse didn’t show up. She sat on her arse answering her “emails” which by her own admission is more important than helping me administer meds!Continue reading

 

Nothing I can do

Location: No future
Job: Nothing

I would like a better paying job. No retail, to do something I love, and not deal with people. I am worn out, depressed, that the way things are here. I have nothing to look forward to nor a worthy leader to take the stand in my country. There is no hope, no future for me. I am in a large sum of debt with no means to pay for it. There aren’t any places willing to pay more money nor work around your job period. I’ve tried to do my best, put my better foot forward. Nothing I can do to change my situation at this point. Does it matter anymore? God save us all.

 

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