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Unsafe

Location: Usa
Job: Residential instructor

The pay is bad. The children I work with are dangerous. I have been bitten, slapped, scratched and headbutted. My boss is unprofessional and insincere. She is rude to most of her employees and gossips daily about her subordinates. I take pride in my work ethic although I become depressed when I am scheduled to come in. It is rare to receive a “thank you” and her passive aggressive nature makes it hard to respect her opinions. She has made me feel bad for receiving a degree, offering help and making friendships with coworkers. I have considered going back to the dr. For antidepressants and antianxiety medication just to get through my work week. I will work 14 hour shifts and be on the verge of tears by the end of one day. I’d like to think more money would make it worth it but no, I am not a violent person and I am not comfortable performing restraints on adolescents with disabilities. I’ve been doing this for a year and it physically hurts to go into my job because I have no idea how many bruises ill be leaving with at the end of the day. I’m working on leaving but the market is tight although I remain optimistic its hard to find the motivation to go into this workplace.

 

Inappropriate

Location: UK
Job: Council worker

What makes you think it’s appropriate to invade my personal space so much? You’ve now taken to putting one foot up on my stool and virtually thrusting your groin into my face. I don’t want to be anywhere near that foul beast thank you very much. Take your fat, sweaty self away from my desk and email me like everyone else does. If you weren’t my boss, I would have elbowed you in the nuts by now!

 

Get to fuck for 5 minutes

Location: U.K.
Job: Fix bastardin appliances

Look at my face, does it look as fresh as a prince from fuckin Bel Air. No does it fuck, it looks as wizoned as Hugh Hefners nutsack. That means I’m not a fucking first year apprentice so there’s really no need to stand glaring over my shoulder watching my every move you ignorant arse drip. Especially since you know fuck all about fuck all. In fact why don’t I come over to your work and I’ll stand behind staring at you while you push your fucking pen? On second thoughts I’d rather get a life, unlike you, you fucking scroat.

 

Accusation

Location: USA
Job: Company

Ok, I’m sick of my job. I am sick of my chicken-shit supervisor and manager who are too goddamned afraid to stand up and do the right thing. The only thing these people give a fuck about is when it affects them personally. I imagine that every place has its problems, but sometimes I just need to vent. Other than that, it is an easy, laid-back job and it is rare when people are fired. It is a lot better than those fucking cunt bags I used to work for at my previous two jobs.

 

Lazy people 2

Location: USA
Job: Lab

The lazy bloke at work really isn’t that bad of a guy. He is just lazy sometimes and gives the middle finger to the rules. When the boss makes people sign an agreement to not use cell phones on the production floor, and this guy says “I’m going to sign it, but I am still going to do whatever I want anyway,” it makes you wonder what makes these people so special. We really don’t have any major problems getting the job done, but it is really irritating to see him sitting there on his arse while I am trying to clean my station and change it over for the next production run. People at work are a little lazy and they take advantage of the lax environment, but all in all it is a good job with good people.

 

Lazy people

Location: USA
Job: Lab

I am sick and tired of the lazy fat cow who sits on his ass, surfs the net and watches videos on his cell phone all night.

 

My company rewards lazy agents

Location: USA
Job: customer service

Gosh I love how customer service personnel keeps getting more and more responsibilities to “assist” agents with no addition in pay or other incentives. All it does is encourage agents to get lazier and lazier. While these lazy agents hardly show up to the office or refuse to do their own jobs when they do and still get rewarded exotic trips… customer service is stuck doing their jobs and the agents jobs while their awarded backyard trips keep getting harder and harder to obtain. Management loves to act like they are praising your efforts but their words are really double edged swords: “You’re doing good but do better!”

 

Selling products sucks

Location: somewhereidon'twantto
Job: sales

I cannot stand my job…I just got it, and I don’t like it already… I hate selling products to yuppies and annoying older people. I hate being a woman in a room of only men… I am really sick of only working with men..it is driving me pretty much crazy… I want men to fuck off now thanks.. I can’t stand working alongside only men…I’ve got no one whom to talk to whatsoever too.. All the rest are men, why am I the only woman here??? What a joke.

 

Disgusting

Location:
Job:

You must have fun pulling the prank on me today and then acting like you didn’t do it. Do you know why I know it’s you? There are three people there and the only one who does not have a history of pulling shit you and your buddy are known for is not either of you. I hope you two fall into a ditch and drown in it. Disgusting creeps like you two deserves only disgusting things. You two make me sick.

 

Intern

Location: New York
Job: Research

My supervisor has a thing for younger women in the workplace. It is really gross and commonly complained about. He constantly checks us out with what seems to be a sexual appetite. There were rumors that he was even having an affair with a young account executive around the age of his daughter. If you are a young woman, stay away from this asshole!

 

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