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Location: NEW YORK
Job: Casual

Me again. I hate these fucking customers! You’re not funny you stupid bitch! Don’t give me shit for trying to help you you fucking cunt! Hope your fucking family dies you sack of shit!


Just Tired

Location: Virginia
Job: WorkHorse

I’m not going to complain about my company. I came into this place with no experience in this particular field and now I’m the go-to person. People still don’t treat me as well as I’d like. It really comes down to how damn chipper I am every day. People don’t take happy bubbly people seriously – maybe I’m just doing it wrong.

Really, my rant just comes down to this: I don’t make enough and the debt of living is killing me. I work 10 extra hours of overtime a week and pay at least twice the minimum payment on any and all of my debt, but I’m still drowning. The APR on my credit cards is ridiculous and hasn’t changed since I was a teenager. This makes no sense. They won’t lower my rates, but I need to use these cards in order to survive. I’m not an extravagant person. I manage to have a beautiful house by buying everything second hand or making it myself.Continue reading



Location: NEW YORK
Job: Casual

I hate these fucking customers!! Who do i think i am? I’m the fucking god! Die you dumb fuck! Can’t you tell we’re fucking closed! Get on the fucking line, jesus fucking christ. DIE YOU SACK OF SHIT!


Lay Off Joy

Location: Texas
Job: Sales Brand

I have been over this shit job at this shit company for the last year. Lemme let you in on a secret fuck heads… I was about to put in my 2 weeks when you announced layoffs. I giggled inside as that is the greatest morale boost in my last 3 years being treated like a total moron when it is your dumb asses who don’t get how marketing to a consumer works. My only goal is to not get fired for 3 weeks so I can collect a sweet severance check and proceed to take a higher position with better pay and benefits at your competitor. I know you said we aren’t allowed(lol), but you were too retarded to have us sign non-competes. Ahaaha. I can’t wait to watch your brand crash and burn as I tap dance on the graves of your pathetic LinkedIn profiles and sorry resumes.

To the loser store managers I have been dealing with, eat a dick. My education and experience is now paying off while you are at your peak, I’m over here just getting started. Hope you liked your sales boost while I was in your stores, you can kiss it goodbye. Enjoy my rants on Yelp and Google about the shit you talked about good people behind their backs. Lmao!

I have always been better than you. Now my salary proves it. Ahahahaaha.


Keeping to myself

Location: Texas
Job: Nurse Aid

I work hard as a nurse aid for a couple of hospitals. One hospital in particular is a job that I’m ready to quit. It’s bad quality compared to other hospitals. I work on a very busy floor. Needy and dependent patients keep me busy. It’s even worse cause the nurses only want to be drug pushers. Or gossip at the nurses’ station. They’ll gossip while I’m trying to move a 300lb bedbound patient by myself. They SUCK. Seriously, I wouldn’t trust them to take care of my family. They’ll let a patient sit in urine/stool, go hungry, be neglected….because they think that’s just a nurse aid’s job.

On top of that, this hospital pays the least. I got a 19cent raise. I felt so valued…..I can barley hide my contempt for them. I only talk to them when necessary for work. I never talk personal stuff with them and decline talking during my 30min (out of 12 hours) lunch break. Who’d wanna be friends with jerks like these nurses? Okay, I’m done ranting. I’ll put my fake smile back on.


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