Latest rants

Dear Ms Piggy

Location: USA
Job: FSS

Whose cock did you have to suck to get your job? You should be locked in a room alone where you never interact with another human being. Saying you’re a c**tbag is an underestimation of reality. You say you had to fight with your ex to get him to sign the divorce papers but I can’t imagine that to be true. It had to have been the other way around.

 

You will die and Jesus will hate you for being lazy

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Housekeeper

So…………… we have a very busy weekend. Houses need to be cleaned in time and being a good team member, I bust my arse completing my work and helping others. I’m doing my bit but I’m a mug because many others will not work any faster and you can forget about helping anyone else. No, it’s time to hide, fuck around on their phones and generally do as little as possible. Those lazy c**ts will probably develop an awful life-limiting disease if there is any justice in this world. Lazy, selfish, mother fuckers who are in it only for themselves and fuck everyone else.Continue reading

 

When the cat is away…the mice do nothing!

Location: United States
Job: Babysitter

I go to a conference for a week and find out the secretary just shows up when the fuck she wants to and answers the phone when the fuck she wants to. How do I know this? My voice mail is the general mail box.
I get all the calls that say, “Hello? Is the office open? It’s 9:00 a.m. (or whatever time it is).

I get message after message of missed calls and people asking if we are open.Continue reading

 

Do your job

Location: USA
Job: Babysitter

Here I am again on WORKRANT about to blow my stack over this jack leg not doing her job. Just do your fucking job. That is all I want. Just do it and stop fucking around. We pay you to do your fucking job so just do it.

I told you to do something before I went to convention the week before last and here you are on the phone today calling to get done what I told you to do 10 fucking working days ago. Call the mother fucker, tell him to send the fucking report and then send the other check and the other fucking report that is overdue and don’t take any excuse. If he won’t do it tell me and I will tell the mother fucker to do it or I will talk to his fucking boss to get it done. MOTHER FUCKER DO YOUR JOB!

 

Any escape

Location: United States
Job: Teacher

Okay, so I work at this place. It is not my chosen profession. I did it because it was a good opportunity… MY ASS! I fucking hate it. I hate the work, I hate the commute, I fucking hate that the work NEVER ends…. worst part, I made the commitment but I can’t fulfil it to completion. I have to stay for 6.5 more months because I am a stupid ass dependable person. I just want to give up.

 

Seven years and no nostalgia

Location: Australia
Job: Lab rat

It’s been seven years since I quit and every year life gets better the farther I am from you and your penny pinching control freak wife. Please tell her that we eat our lunch because that’s when it fits around our work load and we eat what we eat because either we like it, it fits with our diet, we can prepare it in the time available. Please please please stop commenting on it. Have you ever heard anyone asking why she keeps making you threadworm soup? No? Then tell her to shut up and find something less inane to talk about.

 

Surrounded by spineless buffoons with bats**t crazy egos

Location:
Job:

For the sake of not getting fired (even though part of me actually wants that), I could not disclose the location or the job title but I will divulge that I work at an embassy in an Arab country.

To make a long story short, upon graduating from college, I couldn’t find a job for the life of me. So I decided to learn a new language, since I had a bunch of free time. I completed the course and the embassy employed me almost immediately.Continue reading

 

Unfair weekends

Location:
Job:

Sick and tired of being rostered on every fucking Sunday and most Saturdays!!! You CANNOT fairly rotate the weekends between 3 people! EVERYONE needs to have weekend availability so the weekends can be fairly distributed. But no. Almost EVERYONE has decided they can’t do weekends or can’t do all day weekends because they have a life and sanity and they need to have time for themselves to spend with loved ones… because ya know, I don’t need that or anything.Continue reading

 

Shut the f**k up

Location: Scotland
Job: Mug

Not again. Please. Just stop fucking talking. Think about what you are going to say BEFORE you start. That way my ears may stand a chance of healing. If you stopped talking and focused on your tasks, you would be a better person. Trust me, it’s true. Also, if you are going to talk, it helps to focus on something that results in an improvement in the world. Bitching (I appreciate this is ironic right now) is not helpful. You are not better than everyone else. Those people you are slagging off are probably not worried about what you think. They may be too busy trying to get things done. FFS the lucky bastards have a chance to get things done because they don’t have to listen to you because you would never say those things to their faces!! Okay, now I get it, please hate me. Please bitch about me. Please give ME the silent treatment. Silence would be truly golden.

 

I should have quit 11 months ago

Location: HELL
Job: Whut?

The first day on the job, I knew it was going to be very challenging. The red flags were blazing and I refused to notice them. The project that I am on did not properly train me. I looked for current documentation and the latest was in 2016….WTMF!!! Staffing is down to 30%. I am doing the job of three other people. Now I am 11 months in and I hate my job so much, I cry before starting. I started a second part-time job that I love and plan to go full time. I just have written my resignation letter and once I submit it I hope to never EVER work for that company again.

 

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