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Self-serving shit bag

Location: Us
Job: Helper

Open your piggy eyes and flappy ears, fuckwit. There’s a lot going on for the people around you that takes time and energy. The things they are doing are part of work and matter more than your feelings and desires for attention and praise. The things you are doing are good as far as they go, but it would be better if rather than sulking and being obstructive, you pulled your finger out of your ass and helped. This might be painful to hear (I have run out of gentle hints that don’t work anyway) but you are not the centre of everyone’s universe. Your life and feelings are not more important than everyone else’s. Right now, you are not the focus of attention, and that’s how it should be.Continue reading

 

It takes more energy to be mad

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Seriously, WTF.

I’ve worked in customer service for a while now and 99% of my customers are great, but there are always those ones that really make you wanna cancel their order and tell them to go fuck themselves. Seriously. One of our items didn’t get tagged by mistake, so I had to input a price manually. Okay, not a big deal. But apparently she either didn’t understand what I was doing or was so damn impatient, she waved her rewards card in front of my face saying “DO YOU WANT MY CARD OR NOT?!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT!” And when I explained to her what was going on she replied: “Oh god, get me outta here!”

Like lady, if you wanna get out so damn quickly,

Then.
Leave.

 

Can’t get a break

Location: United States
Job: Chef

I am so fucking tired of my lazy ass coworkers always wanting me to cover for them. This is my weekend right before all of us get thrust into an absolute shit-show Friday-Sunday. Seriously, those three days are going to be an absolute nightmare and I really wanted to enjoy my two days off before I get fucked. Instead I get one person trying to get me to come in at the last minute because she couldn’t bother to let anyone know about her problems ahead of time. And now I have another coworker trying to get me to come in tomorrow morning. And guess what? Wednesdays are delivery days for supplies. Which means if I go in, I get to take care of the entire fucking order. Because it’s not enough that I have to put away 90-100% of the deliveries on Mondays and Fridays but now I might have to do it on what was meant to be my day off. The one break I get from putting away the orders and I won’t even get that. Because God forbid I have people actually contribute in helping me. And these deliveries can hold me back from my own projects by hours.Continue reading

 

F*** off you self-serving deluded pig

Location: Us
Job: Cope with shitheads

You are a gross sack of shit. You have great visions for yourself. You don’t care about the company, customers or coworkers. You think you are far more important than all of them. If only people could see your greatness! Then you could rule the world! However, no-one can recognise your true worth, so you’ll just have to keep moaning and trashing everyone else to make yourself feel better until such time your little lighted fart can shine. Shithead.

 

I knew it

Location: United States
Job: lab

Last year I wrote a workrant related to my boss moving to another institution and being undecided if I should move with him. It was a much better institution than the one I was in and would definitely open doors for me in the future. But he was kind of a shit boss to me, especially when it came to one particular co-worker. She would make unreasonable demands (ie. do her work for her) and then when I’d complain to my boss, he’d always take her side. I thought they were both unreasonable and that they might be related (best case scenario) or dating (worst case) since their mother tongue was the same non-english language. It definitely seemed more like the second based on their actions, but because of the 20 year age gap, and no hard proof, I kept trying to tell myself it wasn’t.Continue reading

 

Lazy manager given £10K payrise

Location: UK
Job: Underpaid Idiot

So I’ve just discovered my manager got a £10K payrise recently whilst my pay has remained the same even though I’m not just doing the roles I was given at the beginning of my job. I’ve previously posted on here before about how my disgusting boss is lazy, she leaves early and wastes so much time when she could be doing actual work. She was recently criticised for not producing enough work and money for the company and yet they reward her with a £10K payrise. Are you F**KING kidding me?!!Continue reading

 

Incompetent motherfuckers

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Holy shit, I have been so sick of my work lately. There isn’t one FUCKING free day when someone doesn’t message me or even call me about some tiny stupidity they should know already. My new boss is a pain in the ass, so fucking slow with everything, I basically work as if I were multiple people now, all that’s missing is me wiping their ass because they are so useless with mundane stuff.Continue reading

 

Shit

Location: usa
Job: Customer Service

It’s Sunday and I so don’t want to back to work with those cackling hen c***s tomorrow. Fuck off and die you back stabbing two faced bitches! It’s Christmas and I fucking hate you. I hope you get piles of horseshit for secret fucking santa you sniveling little turds.

 

Now looking for a new job

Location: UK
Job: Door Mat

Absolutely fed up and sick and tired of how my boss prances around the office like she is the Queen B of this entire company. The company was brought out a few years back by a much wealthier one and all of a sudden, little Mrs Queen B became a nobody. She was forgotten about, to the point where no one in our main head office even knows her name or knows she exists. I’ve don’t care if anyone in our other branches knows my name or knows who I am, I couldn’t give too shits about them either, at the end of the day this is a work place and not where you should be primarily socialising and not doing your bloody work. She hates that no one knows who she is, but to be honest she doesn’t make any money for the company so I’m not surprised no one cares about her. She is a total laughing stock to them.Continue reading

 

Screw it

Location: St louis
Job: Admin asst

Hate my job. I am 65 in February with good skills, but no matter how many resumes I send no calls. I am on all the job sites and when I find a job I am interested in and click it usually sends me to the website of the company and I have to fill out an online application, etc. My resume has those dates and that info. Each company wants something a bit different so you can’t standardize. So I spend hours doing it and nothing. I know it’s my age. I can retire in 2 years but don’t think I can make 2 days. I have been in this job 4 months and it is hell.

 

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