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“It doesn’t make sense to pay you!”

Location: Los Angeles
Job: Administrative

This is the most fucked-up, unethical company I’ve come across in my career. There are several things to it.

First, the company wanted a slave, not an employee. For several months of working, I didn’t get paid for work I did. When I asked my manager to get paid for work, I was told: β€œIt doesn’t make sense to pay you.”

When I finally got paid, it was the manager’s personal check, not the company check.Continue reading


Thank you for quitting

Job: Manager

It’s been a rough couple of years with this abusive, manipulative, poor at her job, piece of trash….thank you for quitting and for finally making such a scene in front of upper management that all your lying, backstabbing, and bullshit could no longer be ignored and thank you for doing it so well that you got the monster who backed you all this time fired.

Did you really think the rest of the bigwigs at our company would cater to you like the guy you were screwing? The look on your face when your big production about quitting ended with you being escorted out the front door was priceless.


The store manager is a bitch

Location: USA
Job: Signing

Over the weekend we had a sale and my job is to set it up in 2 departments (there’s 9 of us and we all have our own department to set up and take down) and yesterday I had to take down the sale in my department. As any human I made mistakes yesterday and sales in one of my departments were low compared to last year.

This morning, the store manager called me out over the store speakers in front of everyone in the store (and she made it sound like she was talking to a 5-year-old) and made it seem as if it was ENTIRELY my fault. It’s not because I’m not the only one that has to deal with that department. There is the merchandisers who put the stuff out on the floor for customers to purchase as well as the people who mark them down to the lowest price 40%, 50%, 60%, 70%, 80% etc.Continue reading


This isn’t only your office

Location: USA
Job: administrative

How about whenever you have a petty, secretive gossip session with a “buddy” go somewhere else? Despite what you think, this is a job not a coffee shop. I have work to do. Ugh.


Please help me god


We have such miserable fucks of existence working here. Please just go away. Stop making people around you so miserable. I get so sick that I wish I had more time to call off. Such miserable pieces of shit. Just don’t come back if you’re so miserable at work.


Rude Shopper

Location: USA
Job: Retail

A woman in a lavender shirt in black hair in a knot is being very rude towards workers and other people. This asshole is prejudice, bias, and bigotry. Workers beware of this evil asshole.


Hypocritical b***h

Location: USA
Job: Administrative

So, I’m confused. when your idiot c**t of a “manager” writes you up for something but does things that are much worst. I should have known how fucking crazy and moronic she was when she was telling me all the stories of drama that surrounds her at her other jobs and with her “friends”/people that are just forced to be around her. They really should make sure people aren’t neurotic, hypocritical, liar assholes before they give them positions of power. Just know dumbass, no one believes any of your lies and everyone is so fucking sick of you.


You have a door, Roger.

Location: USA
Job: Research

Why does the one guy with an office and a door have to leave it open when he is on the phone, no matter how many times I nicely close it for him? Deep sigh.


I can’t wait for you to leave


You are the most miserable person of existence. With your brutally bad attitude and mouth that says nothing but frigging nonsense. You think everything is idiotic in the job and let the whole world know. Nothing you ever do will make you happy and you make other people around you sad. Do us a favor and just go to hell!!! 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠


Supervisor bi*ch from hell

Location: United States
Job: Customer service

The week of July 9th – July 15th was a pretty hard one for me. That week I was very sick and my sleep pattern was thrown off. I had taken a sick day that Monday and I notified my supervisor, “Fiona” and it was fine with her. I went to work that Tuesday, feeling a little better and I had that Wednesday off. I originally had the Thursday off, but put myself back on the schedule, but decided to take the day off, as originally planned, but forgot to take my name off again. That Thursday night, I didn’t get any sleep and that Friday I was the walking dead. By 1 that afternoon, I knew I couldn’t be there anymore, so left 3 hours early. I will admit it was unprofessional of me and I shouldn’t have done it in that way, but sometimes you have to listen to your body.Continue reading


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