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Why?

Location: Somewhere
Job: Remind me

You are an administrative manager of a tiny charity. The previous people with your job title understood the brief, and effectively supported the other part-time staff by coordinating the office and procedures. You don’t. You seem to think that the charity and other staff are there to support your existence and huge, fragile ego. You refuse to do anything helpful, and instead insist on new practices that make your job easier. If you dropped dead tomorrow, we would save money, time and stress. You have effectively made this post obsolete, but have wedged yourself in so tightly we will never be free of you. We are so unlucky.

 

Urggghhhh

Location: WFH
Job:

Lazy ass colleagues… my dream was working from home, but was always told it wasn’t possible… well now my dream came true and it’s great… I wanna do this all the time but my lazy ass colleagues are taking the piss… they’re doing sweet FA, they’re going to ruin this for me. I don’t want to have to work in the office making pleasantries with you all… I can’t stand any of you… I go to work to pay my bills not to be nice to two-faced backstabbing pricks.

 

You are not important

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Slave

For the love of god will all of you shut the fuck up!

I have never met a group of people that love to talk about themselves so much. I could have most of you as my Mastermind subject.

Not only are you all self-obsessed and not interested in a word that anyone else has to say – you are so full of self-importance and are totally and utterly deluded.

I can’t wait to leave and never have to listen to any of your drivel again.
Bunch of total and utter c***s!

 

F*** you both

Location: Home
Job: Trying to help

I used to feel like I was ok. Like I tried hard and did ok, sometimes well, sometimes ok, hopefully able to admit mistakes and make amends.
But you fuckers make that hard. To avoid constant targeted and petty passive aggressive bitching I would stay busy and away from you both. But working from home means we all have to be part of a WhatsApp group. You have both turned this into your self-aggrandising platform, and opportunity to shoot others down. I can almost see you both in your ringmaster’s uniforms.Continue reading

 

Really tired of this

Location: Shitsville
Job: I forgot

I hate you. It’s that simple. Everything I say has to be commented on and added to by you. It’s irrelevant. You’re irrelevant. Fuck off.

 

Boss is a bully

Location: UK
Job: Slave

I was repeatedly threatened, scared and distressed to the point I lost sleep and struggled to eat. I don’t get high blood pressure, but my heart started pounding the moment I’d wake up, dreading to face work. I’ve never been repeatedly threatened with the sack or that I wouldn’t be paid and could not handle it. I should have sued. I should have reported A LOT. But I’m not made of that kind of stuff, so I was an easy target. A stress ball. A punchbag. Now, I’ve quit. Now, I’m free.

 

Meetings

Location: Singapore
Job: Design

Why do we meet about meetings in which we met about meeting meetings that met with meetings that we met about? God damn I hate my job.

 

Hope you get what you deserve

Location: jakarta
Job: junior manager

I’m 24. In here, most people think I’m too young to be a manager but I do all of the work in this division, so basically my division couldn’t do shit without me. My boss, the director, tell me everyday about how he doesnt want me to leave the company and yet gives 0 respect and reward to me. He even said that he wishes I didn’t get my Master’s scholarship in europe (which I want so bad) so that I can stay in that company EVERY SINGLE DAY.

BITCH I HOPE SOMEONE PRAYS FOR YOU TO GET YOUR DREAM CRUSHED AND YOU NEVER GET A CHANCE TO PURSUE YOUR DREAM EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE OLD NOW.

I DO REALLY HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE AND SOMEONE PRAYS FOR YOUR FAILURE.

 

Fuck off bitches

Location: UK
Job: one I don't want

Talk talk talk. You both just say words. Constant words. The words do not mean anything. It is a salad of words, with no dressing, or anything to tie them together. There is the occasional hackneyed saying, usually out of context. And, to be fair, you occasionally say to each other, something ‘affirming’, like “oooo yes, you’re so right and so clever”. Or, “thank you, that’s really great” when the other one parrots some useless thing to do.Continue reading

 

I WILL NO LONGER OPEN MY EMAILS WHILE WFH

Location: United States
Job: MEDICAL BILLING

Dear Employer,

During this quarantine, I am appreciative that you have allowed people to work from home… even though you did try to fight the shut down stating you are an essential business when in actuality ALL of your competitors operate almost 90% remotely on a regular basis. It is not necessary for our work to be completed in the office. (if you even have competitors at this point)Continue reading

 

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