Location: Delaware
Job: Call center

Lola you are so ugly you make my eyeballs water. You have a round face and look like Shrek. Your teeth are crooked. Also you wear stupid clothes from JCPenney. Fuck. You think you are so privileged and smart and important. You are nothing but a big fat loser. Fuck your job . I hate you and how you treat people. You are no better than anyone else but you act like it. I hope you get cancer. You deserve it for the horrible way you have treated me. I know you are jealous of me and that is why you have actively held me back. Fuck you. I know you want to duck the boss. Everyone knows. You two were meant for each other. You make me fucking sick. I hope you die. You are nothing but white trash.

Location: Connecticut
Job: Manager of operations

My boss is a fat short gross man. I fucking hate him, mostly because he has no idea what he is talking about. He has a horrible New York accent and is an egomaniac. He is so fucking ugly I just want to squeeze his neck until his cellulite pops out of his eyeballs. I ducking hate him so much. I want to tie him to the back of my truck and drag him through the streets. He plays favorites and it is sickening. He is really a sick guy. He completely ignores me and doesn’t give a fuck about what I am doing. He has no knowledge of my job. He was head of accounting for awhile and didn’t even have an accounting degree. I work for a white male dominated old boys club company. I hate it there. They can all kiss my ass. You fat fuck, Bob, go to hell!!

Location: A very dark place
Job: Mr. Does Everything

The lead engineer is a lazy fat fuck and there is no hope for this guy cause his arteries are clogging.

Project engineer #1 is a loudmouth, attention seeking cunt that thinks she’s the shit but doesn’t seem to notice her flabby love handles and gunt.

Project engineer #2 is a simp. GM is condescending and has no clue as to why there is a constantly revolving door around here. Sales douche is a washed up, leather skinned fuckface that will soon pass from lymphoma or kidney failure.

And fuck you miss admin old lady. You wear revealing clothes as if you were in your twenties. There is nothing worse than seeing a 60 year old with hail damaged, cottage cheese legs. You’re fucking gross.

Location: Verihell
Job: Network Engineer

Short fat wolverine beard wearing piece of shit I am a human who needs contact with others so if you see me talking to my friends for 30 seconds don’t say a fucking word. Eat shit and die you talentless piece of management scum.

Location: Australia
Job: Education

A monkey could do a better job than you. I hope your baby gets cancer.