Fucking karma you asshole! You lied to me for two and a half years, manipulated me into working a demeaning position, gave positions I wanted to newbies who didn’t even have half of my experience, and treated me like shit! You did this for two and a half years, while pretending to be a nice and understanding guy the whole time. You were dumb enough to date one of your employees in secret (Who was also one of the managers) and then got engaged to her! You pissed off so many of your employees because you couldn’t keep it professional in your pants!Continue reading→

My boss is a fucking joke. I have been working my ass off for the past week and a half with one day off (Christmas Day). I finally have another day off and he tries to bring me in to work tonight. First off, I said no because I had plans. Second, do you know why he tried to bring me in? Because he forgot to schedule someone to work tonight. That’s right, he tried to bring me in on a well-deserved day off because he forgot to schedule someone to work that position. In other words, trying to bring me in to fix his screw-up. And he forgot to schedule someone last night too, so I almost ended up working a double because of his screw-up! And when someone decides they don’t want to work, guess who is the usual fall-back guy? The one who has to work his ass off because people are either lazy or just dumb-shits.Continue reading→

I get it. I’m one of the useless ones. I never want to be there and it shows. And who can blame me? I’m too talented and too passionate for this mindless, soul-rendering, empty, robotic shit. I’ve been stuck this kind of work for much too long, leap-frogging from one company to another to try to keep things tolerable, and I have no alternative options due to my learning disability. Everyone’s fed up with me and I’m fed up with having no choice. I can’t just quit because I need the money, and I can’t keep changing jobs every few years any more. It looks bad. My heart’s not in it anymore. I just have to grit my teeth. Why can’t I just win the fucking lottery so I can withdraw completely?

Sick of overhearing bastards talking like I’m deaf. I CAN HEAR YOU BITCHING ABOUT ME, YOU ARSEHOLES!!! I’m in the FUCKING ROOM!!!

What am I doing with my life? I was a good student (well-behaved at least, not a star with straight A’s – Not that that means jack shit in this part of the world) and I went to university and my reward for good behaviour was a decade of dull, empty shite I can’t escape. I’m basically useless at everything due to my learning disability and can’t stand the crap job I’m in (you can’t HELP but daydream in self-defence). I have no energy to be employed at all other than to make money. Just kill me.

Look; I am the primary user of the software program.

You are not.

I already expressed my opinion on the fucking topic.

Don’t come to me and try to convince me that a fucking piece of garbage that cost 30K+ will be the answer to my prayers when I am not praying for it.

I am praying for peace from you dumb shits.

Stop thinking that you are the best. You act like you are so much better than us when you have not even been at your job for anywhere near as long as the rest of us. You are so smug, thinking that you are so much more talented than us. Want to know a secret? You built yourself a reputation a while ago for being a retarded dumbass. You built this reputation for being lazy, incompetent, and essentially not being able to do your job well. Yes, you have gotten better but your continued actions still label you as a dumbass who just does not think! Something that we all agree on! But of course to think you have to be able to shut up for more than a few minutes. And yes, we have noticed that when you work you are slow as hell and when you start talking (Because you can’t shut up) you somehow become even slower.Continue reading→

I work at an opticians and I really enjoy my job, I’m decent at it and get on great with the people there. I’m alone most the time but I talk with the people in the shops nearby. It took me months to get this job after being made redundant at my last one, despite getting interviews daily there were always hundreds of other applicants, and most had multiple stages so I was getting “into the top 10” and “down to the final interview” all the time. They are really scarce and my regional area has one of the highest numbers of unemployed people in the UK. The pay isn’t great (minimum wage) and I have to get up super early to commute, but that’s not my main issue.Continue reading→

Started a new position in a newly formed department. Read: NO STRUCTURE. The trainers have no idea about the industry and don’t know what the hell they’re doing. We waited two weeks before an expert started training us……and his trainings are constantly interrupted. There are hours long blocks in the day with nothing to do because they break the trainings up but have nothing tangible planned in between these breaks. We were paired with “mentors” who are clueless. They are tasked with teaching us what they don’t know while also being expected to output work and meet deadlines for work that was already 30 days beyond the deadline.Continue reading→

I honestly don’t know how you got this job. You are 100% clueless and don’t know what you’re doing at all. You just take credit for other people’s work.
You think everybody around you is dumb but ironically you’re the dumb one.

And stop closing your office door all the time. You stink it up worse than an Apple store and I dread every time you open the door after you’ve locked yourself in there for any period of time.