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Just stop snitching on me. Simple!!

Location: United States
Job: Retail

You call corporate on me because I told you to stop acting like a manager. Saying I’m lazy and don’t deserve my job. But you constantly hangout in the backroom and do NOTHING! Then the next day you think we’re good and we can talk buddy buddy? No, fuck you! Than you get mad and call corporate again! Because I didn’t speak to you??

If a person doesn’t want to speak to you they shouldn’t have to. Then you talk shit about me to other co-workers in the backroom. Y’all fucking pathetic. You constantly harass me because I don’t wanna talk. Pffft get the fuck outta here with that kid shit!

 

Don’t overwork yourself princess

Location: USA
Job: Administrative

It’s hilarious when you feel your job is to check and respond to maybe seven emails a day. Oh but there was a meeting today too that had to be attended that lasted all of 45 minutes so bless your heart! You must be exhausted! Here we are expecting this idiot to work a full eight-hour shift. How dare us!!

 

Please shut up

Location: UK
Job: Sales

I usually enjoy the bosses being in meetings, but not this time when the office coven are waffling on about that narcissistic bollocks that is Love Island! Please go away, it’s like I’m sat in a living issue of Heat magazine!

 

Lazy office gossip bitches!

Location: USA
Job: Clerk

Here’s one for you gossip bitches at work. One has her man cheat on her who she’s been with for many years – ew and how you suck that after he’s been in his ex gf LOL! And other one had her man leave her ass and go back to his wife! Another LOL moment. So while you lazy ass bitches at work gossip and scheme on how to sabotage me YOU CAN’T WIN! I lol at your pathetic lives.

 

Evil Rude Woman

Location: USA
Job: Retail

At a large department store, there is an extremely rude woman in a lavender shirt and black hair in a ponytail who is being extremely rude to other workers. She gave them attitude for no reason and she is being prejudiced towards her husband in public. She is an asshole. Fuck that evil asshole. Workers beware of this evil woman asshole.

 

Clueless company owners, entrepreneurs and consumers

Location: United States
Job: Management - Marketing - Freelance

Pretentious…over entitled….brainwashed fucking people. It’s like everyone has lost sight of the basic principles of how a society works.

We have so many amazing tools at our finger tips and yet things are more expensive then ever before. There are higher levels of depression and not to mention the obscene suicide rates. It’s because everyone is treating every aspect of life as a “machine” or “computer”. Although we all work our asses off and success comes with hard work, it doesn’t mean that you should be enslaved to the lifestyle. People need space. They need time to enjoy their lives and soak up the things around them. People need to be able to absorb new information and let it marinate a bit at a time, not force fed constant new material.Continue reading

 

Money money money

Location: USA
Job: Administrative

Warning: This is going to be riddled with cuss words. I would love to know how the fuck a lazy piece of shit that’s on Facebook all fuckin day and YouTube all fucking day feels she deserves a raise before me. This stupid person is talking to me about someone else in another department getting a raise and how she thinks it’s crazy that they would get paid that much for doing the job. She says I manage a million dollar a year business and I don’t get paid that much. For one fucking thing, you don’t manage shit. You’re paid to be a fuckin manager. What you actually do and what you get paid for are two completely different things.Continue reading

 

Two-faced fookers

Location: UK
Job: Sales

Jesus fucking Christ. Why the fuck are most of the females in here two-faced motherfuckers? Please stop coming to me moaning and bitching about people in the office then start being as nice as pie to them. I’m really starting to lose a hell of a lot of respect for you all!! Bunch of c**ts.

 

Security Stop

Location: Malaysia
Job: Admin

Hey hey you two. Listen here. Even if I talk politely doesn’t mean I will be attracted to you… like bitch! Aren’t I obvious enough?! I just talked to you two like ONCE! It’s so fucking weird. Now I’m just gonna pretend I’m doing my work while you two stand aimlessly IN FRONT OF ME! FUCK!

 

Fake ass whamen!

Location: Malaysia
Job: Admin

THIS GIRL AH I tell you.. Not only she flex about her boyfriend and now she posted on her Facebook and said that she broke up with him a long time ago??? BIRTCH! And you said you don’t like our colleague because he’s flirting with you? NOW YOU GO MASSAGE HIS SHOULDER… I wouldn’t be surprised if he did something naughty to me. LET ME TELL YOU, I’m not going to listen to your rant because I’m out of your bullshit. KAY?! THANKS BYE.

 

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