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Fuck you wanker

Location: USA

I have a boss who is unappreciative of the work I do in his run-down fucking building…there are lazy ass people in front of him but I always seem to get the load on top of the bullshit he hands me. And he moans cause I can’t finish in the time he wants…well fucking excuse me, asshole! I don’t fucking run on batteries…I can’t wait to leave that shit place I call work. I hope your business burns! Down to the ground.


Don’t work here


Don’t ever work with this delivery service. If you see the owners playing favorites, leave immediately. There are far better restaurant delivery services out there than the one I worked for. If you do work there, run far away from them. While I can’t comment on everything, this is what I can say. They are awful. The people in charge are the worst people to work for. I worked there for over 2 years, but was let go based on what one restaurant said.


The follow up

Location: NA
Job: Unemployed

12 weeks later I have my 15th manager. She is OK but the same shitty problems exist. On my last few days of work I joke with people that the next time I see them I will shoot certain people up and certain people are safe. Ha ha – it is all a joke. 19:30 tonight the British police arrive and question me about it! Damn! Hard lessons learnt! I still need to get a reference from this company. Be careful what you say 🙁


Grow the f up

Location: Usa
Job: Admin
  • You are 32 years old
  • You drink like a fish publicly, then think it’s ok to treat people like shit, to be disgusting towards women, etc
  • You fart in the workplace, belch and think it’s ok to show off your snots
  • You are an abysmal failure as a human
  • I am sick of you always taking care of your friends at work
  • It’s enough we have to work twice as hard to keep the princesses happy

This workplace is the embodiment of lunacy

Location: USA

It’s never too much for this piece of shit workplace to suck balls. It just has no limits when it comes to sucking big hairy stinking balls. I am always fucking bored. I get a small walk around the place just to refresh my blood cycle. I get so damn fucking bored the moment I sit on my chair and I constantly feel like I’m gonna fall unconscious and fall asleep because of how overwhelmingly fucking this job is. There is something to do but my GODDDD it’s so gloriously BORING and too much work. It’s very very fucking demanding too and the pay is very utter shit and requires a lot of work.Continue reading


I’m over it, I am done.

Location: USA

Where do I even begin? My boss seems like he doesn’t realize the amount of work I’m doing. He doesn’t even know how to do my job, so if I have a question he’ll just spew nonsense and ask me questions and I get out of his office not having a clear answer most of the time. The thing is, I am the only one doing this secretary work. Even though I am supposed to write court papers, I got thrown in here doing this famous Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V bullshit job instead and not getting paid enough, and my god it’s immensely boring as fuck, and this boss of mine always, and I do mean always, gives me this “rushed” paperwork to do and leaves me to neglect the other papers. It gets so stressful because for the “rushed” papers I gotta go upstairs and it’s a huge building so I gotta go back and forth from the ground floor to the 2nd one which it feels like I’m neglecting the other papers because of this ass-kissing rushed work. He also kinda complains about the papers I have not done yet. How the fuck are you expecting me to finish them if I’m mostly going to the 2nd floor and you’re not letting me finish the old papers?Continue reading


Job interview and offer

Location: UK
Job: Engineer

I went for a 2-hour interview which was highly technical, but during that interview I told them how much I was on and my current package and bonus. The manager said ,”Well, I have to be fair to everybody.” I didn’t pay that much attention, but I thought if there was an offer I wouldn’t be getting a big jump.

Well, when the offer came in, it was nearly £3000 less than what I was earning. Fucking three grand WTF? What type of chump drops in salary for taking a risk and doing a similar job? Look, I’m too long in the tooth to give a fuck about everybody else. I have heard that shit before. So why would I want work for you for less money?Continue reading


C**ts of customers

Location: Australia
Job: Fry Cook

What the fuck is up with customers who all decide to come at the same time — half an hour before closing??? I am sick and tired of getting a rush just before closing. We run out food but we still have to fulfil the order and try to quickly prepare that. They complain because the food is taking too long to come out. The world does not revolve around you, you fucking cunts.


Entitled Angry B*&ch

Location: United States
Job: Sales

I am so tired of my B*&ch of a coworker. She is a spoiled heinous princess and thinks because she’s been here longer she can treat eveyone like morons and just bully her way into what she wants. I haven’t even been here a year and she already has decided to ignore me to my face, but go behind my back and try to get me in trouble with everyone. She sits around trying to hold court and bad mouths the owner, operations manager and anyone else that she deems below her. No one likes her but the stupid wimpy ass men who work here are either too afraid to cross her or just tune her out. They don’t realize she’s poisoning the mood and the level of effort.Continue reading


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