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Stop playing favorites (Oh yeah, and drop dead!)

Location: USA
Job: Bartending

It was SO professional of you to have your underlings fire me and conveniently be gone that day (doesn’t surprise me since it’s common knowledge you have no spine).

I felt SO valued to be questioned daily on stupid meaningless monkey tasks, then given the eye roll when I was truthful and completed said tasks.

I SO enjoyed getting the blame for other employees laziness and never completing their tasks (I’m not a teenager and only an asshole would relate to their staff like they do to their spoiled ugly entitled bratty offspring).Continue reading



Location: Little Italy
Job: Marketing

OMG this basic white bitch just spilt her pumpkin spice latte all over my Louboutins… shits about to get real up in here.


What’s wrong with how I dress?

Location: USA

I don’t get my job. Like I don’t know why my manager has it in for me. She is such a bitch. Go back to the ’70s with your glitter rompers. Better yet send me back to the ’70s to Studio 54 so I can get as much blow as I want. Anyways….. so I got in trouble today because I was wearing leggings and a t-shirt to work. We work in a call center and nobody in the public sees us, so what’s wrong with wanting to be stylish? Apparently there have been complaints that the leggings were thin and you could see through the butt of them. I didn’t know that, but if you are offended just don’t look. Or look and don’t complain because I have a great ass and they’re just jealous. God I hate this job. I hate people who think the world revolves around them. Fuck em all!


Real quick

Location: USA
Job: Retail

Why does anyone say “real quick” at work? Especially when they know it will be anything but really quick. Most annoying phrase ever!!


Worst job ever

Location: Scotland
Job: Coder

Can’t wait to quit this job. Worst place I’ve ever worked in my entire life. Nearly 4 years working in this living hell. A nervous breakdown is imminent.

Stupidity and laziness are rewarded in spades and management is non-existent.

In short, fuck this place and pretty much everyone that works here bar the few decent co-workers who’ve made it bearable.


Stop calling me

Job: IT

I seriously need my bosses to stop calling me for bullshit reasons so that I can just do my fucking work!

I have at least two hundred fifty maps to plot and test; so please stop calling me for things like: I just sent you a WhatsApp for a new tender, please do it. Like DAMNIT there are OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE FREE TO DO THIS BULLSHIT!


Shove this pointless job

Location: USA
Job: Hospitality

Stop watching me all the time. Yes, I know it’s slow and there’s nothing to do. I know you’re compiling a dossier on me not giving a shit. Guess what? Nobody gives a flying fuck! We’re all doing the same, pointless, dead-end job at a two-bit low-life company. There may not be any meaning to this job, but there is to my life. What about you, old hag?


Rude Customers

Location: CA
Job: Retail

There are rude ass customers I have to deal with every day. Fuck that old man who is a hot-tempered asshole being extremely rude towards me and other workers. He doesn’t even shop at that store. Put him in a lesson about manners. Fuck that woman in a lavender shirt with black hair who is a stuffy asshole. Fuck them. Workers will not take this bullshit. Fuck rude customers.


Damn customers

Location: USA
Job: retail

I am soooooo fed the fuck up with these half wit dumb indecisive fuckers every single day I work. Nobody seems to care about the shit we deal with here. Managers are ALL useless!! 11.00 bucks an hour just don’t cut it anymore. I want to change departments so god-damned bad that I can taste it. They’re either going to let me change or I’m looking for another job with a lot less stress.


Fuck you, CFO

Location: Africa

C & S,
Your petty, childish bullshit has gone one step too far. No, you won’t get any HR shit over it, but you might hear from my anti-discrimination attorney. That will shock your non-existent brains back into action. I’m not cleaning the kitchen at work this week. I’m also no longer trying to control my employees’ outbursts. I’m going to twiddle my thumbs while they brow-beat everyone in the department to death. Every time I’ve tried supervising them, you’ve cut my balls off. They’re your problem now, bitches. I’m leaving for a better job with more money. Have fun with the annual mass-mailing that I normally handle. It gets more and more impossible each year. Fuck you both very much.


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