Being Me Just Sucks

Job: The One That's Always Wrong

I can’t win at my job. All the time every day. I am always doing things wrong. My boss went away and came back with key chains for us. Saw it on my desk and said it was super sweet. Someone told me it was from her and I meant to email her a thank you. You know what happened? I started working. 3-4 hours later, she adds on to a work email, “So that keychain was from me.” Guess who didn’t see that? Guess who was too busy being constantly nervous she missed something that she focused just on what I have to do? Yeah, that was me. Now she feels snubbed and her feelings are hurt. Seriously, the fuck. I’m so tired. I hate this shit. She doesn’t believe that I loved it. I freaking love that shit. I’m the one that appreciate this shit the most and she thinks I hate her.


Is this an actual BUSINESS or was I working in the depths of hell?

Location: New Jersey
Job: FORMER Assistant Director/Teacher/Slave/Cleaner/Starbucks Runner/Stay after hours for no money worker

Let me just start off by saying, I’m a pretty rational, level headed person. I never expect things to be handed to me, and I’m always giving 110% at anything I do, especially work. THREE precious FUCKING years of my life, and hard work…wasted – BEING OVERWORKED and severely underpaid. Started off as a Teacher, part time. Busted my ass to get more hours… and finally was getting 40 hours a week…plus overtime (overtime was paid in cash..not on my paycheck). After about 6 months of working from 7am and not leaving until after 6pm…I STILL could not afford to live. **I worked at a Preschool/Daycare.Continue reading



Location: South Africa
Job: Everybody's assistant

90% of my coworkers are idiots. GM does nothing but micromanage (when he comes in), moan and think of ways to make money out of his already-poorly-paid employees. My immediate “supervisor” is a lazy POS who downloads Hentai at work and then proceeds to sit in the bathroom for 3 hours, most probably jacking off. He told the GM he is “too busy” on site to do his own paperwork so the GM shifts it to me after telling me all the work I am already doing is side-jobs and therefore my job performance is non-existent.┬áSo I take over this shit’s work while he sits at his desk making weird throat noises and slurping his coffee. He also doesn’t believe in baths/showers and thinks his bald ass is the smartest and most attractive thing on the planet.Continue reading



Location: North America
Job: Dealing with the public

My office manager loses her shit if you move office supplies out of a box and store them in other places that make more sense than leaving them in cardboard boxes in the middle of the floor. She also hoards various pieces of trash claiming she’s going to use them/take them home and never does. She’s also scared of spiders… She’s not too bright to realize that spiders love hiding around cardboard so it’s hilarious that she is creating her own problem and doesn’t realize it.


Stop being a pussy

Location: Burlington
Job: Ft retail

I was recently transferred from a store I loved to a store I am beginning to hate. I white knuckle the drive, and work with a wishy washy manager that let’s his whining pt employees walk all over him. They are hired as cashier’s, but whine if they are on cash longer then 2 hours,so he compensates and takes them off cash. I am ft and have earned my place,but find myself on cash for 7 or 8 hours a day. I’m an easy going person,but if I don’t become a royal bitch and say something soon, I’m gonna lose my shit. Just do your damn job bitches.


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