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Annoying Boss

Location: United States
Job: Restaurant

My boss can sometimes be a nice guy, but for the most part he is a jackass. For one, he definitely gives off a lot of racist vibes. You do not make as many Holocaust jokes as he does unless you have some issues. He also enjoys making Black jokes and Native American jokes, but Jewish jokes are his favorites. Everyday. Every. Day. Sometimes multiples times in just an hour. Continue reading

 

Relocation is a B

Location: USA
Job: Step Down A1A

I recently moved back to the midwest to be closer to my family, or what is left of them after half died. I worked a great life in yachting and now my qualities including college education are considered “irrelevant”. Welcome to Egypt Mother Forkers!

The workforce in the midwest is so flush with candidates that I took a 60k loss to work a low-end sh*t level job and have been on interviews to improve said situation to be told that the qualities I picked up working on a private yacht for Multimillionaires does not qualify as anything any entry-level position is looking for in the “Heartland.” Laughable at best, horribly sad that this is what our country is coming to on the far left side of the spectrum.Continue reading

 

So god-damned sick of this double life I have

Location: USA
Job: Night Janitor

I have a job as a night janitor and I work from 5 PM to 9 PM on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays. I work for a company that deals with disabled people. I thought I could use their services to get a job that would allow me to believe that I’m making something of myself. I won’t say the company’s name because it’d be wrong. Even though I’ve been told that I’m doing this job for myself (as in gaining skills such as being on time), I happen to be someone who believes otherwise. This job does NOT serve the purpose I want it to serve. I feel like a fake nearly every time I go in. I know I can’t just simply “pretend” to like my job, and everything about it for that matter, but the fact is, the people who are my job coaches believe I’m “valuable”, but I don’t believe that.Continue reading

 

Say wah

Location: Australia
Job: Customer Service

I’m over my crazy, lying manager. For months she has been obsessed with this guy, stalking him and making up lies about him. Getting staff involved in her crazy game and playing with our heads. Playing the fucking victim when the poor bloke did nothing to us or her. It was made up by crazy ass! We were a step ahead of her and would hold our own meetings behind her back, letting our frustrations out about her and how fucked up she is. She can’t run the department, seriously! So when we heard she was leaving we came up with ways to send her off! Egg her as she leaves, we will not attend her farewell lunch, we’ll be elsewhere celebrating her departure.

 

You said you had no time

Location: United States
Job: Herder of cats

This crazy busy office needs more staff. I work 55-60 hours a week and when I am home I am still thinking of the office and what needs to be done and what I need to do and how am I going to get it all done. I work in my sleep and wake up exhausted. We have a new staff member – well, she has been here a year and a half. She is still bartending 3 nights a week because she is afraid to let it go and get her fucking lazy mother fucking husband to get a second job. Therefore, she misses out on a lot of overtime. If she worked the overtime I offered her she wouldn’t have to work so many crappy hours at that bar…but she wants that cash in her hand. So stupid.Continue reading

 

Crazy eyes scooter style

Location: United States
Job: Worker bee

A boss lady that rides around the building on a scooter, tries to hold it together while disciplining an employee. You could see her veins popping out as she smiles and puts on a fake high-pitched voice, polite attitude, and giant smile with wide open eyes. You could tell she wanted to slap the employee, but was trying her best to just hold it together. The employee was also extremely polite. It was a pleasant exchange on the outside, except for her very obvious body language that indicated how full of shit she was. This fake scolding could have been a far more productive exchange, had she been less fake and just been honest and down to earth. Instead, her sociopathic giveaways ticked like a time bomb counting backwards.Continue reading

 

Annoying co-worker

Location: US
Job: Shipping Specialist

I work with a guy who is so flippin needy. He has to be a part of every conversation, whether it pertains to him or not. He talks non-stop, but never has anything of value to say. He vomits his thoughts everywhere and expects whoever is listening to clean it up. I just want to do my work in silence. I just can’t handle him today.

He doesn’t know how to take hints. I ignore him, avoid eye contact or respond with a “hmm” or “uh-huh”. I don’t know what else to do to get this kid to leave me alone. He just wants constant approval. I don’t work like that. I’m an introvert and like to work without constant interruption.

To top it all off, he likes to talk in a Japanese accent all the time. When he wants to talk to me he says “Mrs. Serena” in old Japanese man style.

 

Incompetent boss

Location: Canada
Job: Administrator

Dear XXX,

As a boss, as a manager, you suck. You keep people down and make sure they never get out from under you because you make them work to make you look good. You’re an idiot and an awful boss and everyone should know that it is exactly because of managers like you the faculty has such a bad reputation and why there’s such high turnover there.

You’re a joke and you shouldn’t be a manager of any sort.

 

Eff U

Location: USA
Job: Customer Service

There’s nothing like working your ass off when other people sit around eating or on their cell phones or reading magazines. The boss doesn’t do a fucking thing about it! This is called fucking work you dumb cock-sucking bitches!! At least make yourself useful instead gossiping like a buncha fucking cackling hens!!

 

I’m tired of these piece of shit supervisors

Location: United States
Job: Store

I am sick of these lazy ass supervisors. Most of them in town really suck ass. I don’t get paid as much of these sons of bitches. I’m so tired of working hard and not getting anywhere in my career. I sincerely hope i get the fuck out of here by January. My ex-coworker is getting promoted soon. She may know the projects or whatever, but she never bothers to train anyone or tell them what is expected. Shes going to be just like those pieces of shits that are in those lead roles. I’m so done with this company. Its a dead end. I’m the one training the supervisor in the end. Its total horse shit.

 

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