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Overwhelming is really an understatement

Location: Somewhere in the equatorial zone
Job: SPV

So I just finished my 4 months (supposedly meaningful) MT process that (supposedly) prepared me with (supposedly) necessary knowledge and hard skills for my current position. And let’s just say IT IS FUCKING MESSED UP. 5 days into my current position and I do not have any fucking clue what I am doing at the moment. I wish they would teach me REALLY USEFUL hard skills like how to do my job, rather than repeatedly forcing me to do the fucking same thing over the course of the last 4 months. Well at this condition, saying this job is overwhelming is really an understatement.


Humans suck!

Location: London, England
Job: Sociopath-in-waiting

When the fuck will it end? The more I’m around other humans, specifically in an office context, the more I want to take a pickaxe and embed it repeatedly into their clueless, worthless faces. I mean, think about it. We spend the majority of our waking lives trapped in a building full of other people, often with little in common other than the fact that through some strange twist of fate, we happened to get THAT job in THAT particular place. We didn’t choose it, at least not without knowing what it REALLY came with. Isn’t the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result? How many times can a person be expected to tolerate spineless cuntbuckets backstabbing you before they snap? In case it isn’t clear, I fucking HATE humans.


Oppressive colleagues, bosses and community partners

Location: Planet Earth
Job: Educator

Long hours are fine if the work is meaningful and in essence the nature of this job is a meaningful one that leaves me happy when kids succeed, when the hard work and monitoring pay off and kids go off to further their education and pursue their dreams and passions after having secured a decent diploma but what oppresses and depresses and makes one dread work is the fact that bosses, the larger external organization that funds us, can be deeply unrealistic and oppressive like bullying a school to take in a kid just because the parent complained to the mayor twice! But the superior officers who are supposed to support the school for valid reasons bow to the voice of the mayor and force the school to bend over backwards and take in a student who takes drugs, tries to push drugs to other kids and when the kid finally runs away from home, the lying parents turn around and blame the school, which is totally illogical when no one in the school takes drugs, NO ONE!!!Continue reading


Elevator tension!

Location: Albertville
Job: Account Manager

When I got of my car, something told me to take the stairs but I was too lazy so I took the elevator instead. HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE! As soon as I got on the elevator I said to myself please don’t let this girl get on this elevator. As soon as the door opened… it was her! I tried to smile, but I couldn’t. I thought about the multiple times I’ve tried to be cordial when I see her in the ladies room, in the hallway, or in meetings. I do the “Nod and Smile”, but each time it never fails, she rolls her eyes and smacks her lips. So, as I thought about that I rolled my eyes so hard as she said hello. Now you want to speak you dry face bitch. I cannot stand your ugly ass face and hearing your voice literally makes me ill! I really wish that you do what you said you were going to do and quit this job.Continue reading


You fucking useless tech


You fucking useless tech need to change your attitude. Instead of returning tickets with a stupid answer do your job and fix the fucking issue. I don’t care that you are gay, you are an asshole. I’m not homophobic, you’re just are an asshole – gay or not gay.


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