Let the Damn Plants Die

That’s cool. We’ll just let the plants die. And everyone that comes in to our office can look around the entry way and say, “Oh, look at these dead, decaying, rotting plants that clearly haven’t been watered in years.” It will make us look bad. The leaves will crumble and fall off and make a huge mess. Hey, though, at least your weird fucking thing about not watering them will be satisfied. Glad you get to be happy about it at our expense. Thank you for calling me out in front of everyone for making an entirely reasonable suggestion that was clearly intended to be beneficial.

In fact, why don’t I just not do a damn thing since I apparently can’t do anything right anyway?

 
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