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| Name: More tales From: from a dead end Job: public service job |
I think yesterday had to happen because it took me that long to realize what an actual fuckhole that I work in and to understand than any emotional connection I had to it or the job is fucking stupid. I work with people who apparently think this hellhole is the greatest thing ever, retarded people who lie about you to get others to think you want to be with them apparently want to return on the night that you are working, people who crap on furniture, people who try to get you into their pyramid scheme without you knowing, etc. I work with a manager who refuses to manage. And I just want out. You just have to free yourself psychologically from caring and move on from there. |
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| Name: bugged From: us Job: screwed |
My god-damn employer has bed bugs. I swear to god If I get bed-bugs from this crappy job I am suing my employer. They don't tell me for three days that the girl in the cubicle next to me found a bed-bug on her desk, and they never fucking advise me that the dog hit on her desk for bed bugs. I hear they make the girl get a certificate from an exterminator stating she doesn't have them at home. He must have been a blind deaf and dumb exterminator. They send out the corporate e-mail that says the dog didn't hit any other cubicles, that's bull shit. My employers are too cheap to get rid of them the right way, because they are moving to a new building in another month. Guess what dip-shits, because you won't take care of them, they're coming with us. In other areas of the building they isolate the area, nobody can enter the area. DO THEY DO THIS IS MY AREA? NOOOOOO. I am still sitting next to the infected desk!!!!!! They are too cheap to do it they right way because they are more interested in adhering to quota, and getting inventory. God forbid they do things right. Cheap god damn bastards. |
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| Name: Marcus From: South Job: worker |
Why the fuck does one job need so many goddamn managers! You can't micromanage an entire company. Do you stupid fucks realize that the pay those lazy stupid fucks make could be used to hire 2 - 3 extra employees to make the workload less on one person. Fuck managers, they are as useless as the government. |
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| Name: Gigi From: United States Job: Admin assistant |
You stuck up bitch, I can't stand working for you!!!! |
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| Name: Me From: shithole Job: nigger |
FUCK I HATE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE PLACE I WISH THIS FUCKING PLACE WOULD BURN DOWN FUCK I HATE MY ASSHOLE BOSS!!!! |
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| Name: Texas HS Teacher From: Texas Job: HS Teacher |
Hello Principal and the Central Office Gurus, I have asked you for resources to run my class...but you have helped me ZERO. What the hell do you do all day? You get on the school microphone and make school proclamations several times a day. It's like "the Principal Hour". Then you repeat yourself over and over again as if we did not hear you the first time. Like some inspector you come into our classes to conduct your "walk-throughs"...we (the teachers) expect you to be wearing 2 gloves: one white glove checking for dust...and another latex glove to give us a rectal exam. Our hope is that you will kiss us first, and use KY jelly. Why in the world did you create the classes you did, without having resources...like books. There are not enough books for the students. You mooncalf...I feel like I'm on the Educational Titanic and you are leading us all down the path to destruction. You Clown Shoes. The superintendent in our district has gotten 2 women pregnant. Both were employees...yet the school board extended his contract. What a bunch of idiots. I guess those ladies that you were going to give them a bonus...but what you really meant was a "bone us". The school board was supplied with several pictures of the superintendent in various compromising poses, with different women, but nobody cares. His "moral compass" always points North. You guys cut our pay...cut our benefits...and then expect us to "go the extra mile"...welllllllllllllll...you can stick that extra mile up your tush...cuz we have decided to wait you out. And...when you all fall...please know that smiles and celebrations will be conducted in the hallways...in a tribute to your well deserved bad Karma. |
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| Name: slave From: slavecountry Job: slaveworker |
I hate all the assholes at my job, especially my direct supervisor who feels like he owns the fucking world. Fuck you for making me work three weekends in a row with no free-time compensation in between. FUCK YOU! And fuck your mom too. And you know what? You're an ugly fucktard with ugly fucktard kids. And your wife smells like gorilla. Maybe her mom was raped by one. And fuck you for making me work this weekend too, and fuck this whole company. I hope it burns down. In fact, I really hope someone bombs the place so that you and me and everyone in it can die and go to hell together. Cause that's what we all deserve anyway for making up shit and telling the regular folks out there that we are fixing this world. No we're not. It's just your fucking whim. It's just your ego talking. All we're doing is telling lies and I'm a part of it, so I deserve to be shot dead too. And fuck you for being a perfectionist asshole. I hope you make a huge mistake and then get fired. Better yet, I hope you go to prison and then get gang-raped. Then you'll know how it feels to be put in a cage, you motherfucking fascist asshole. |
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| Name: ambivalentteacher From: Florida Job: HS Teacher |
Dear Administration and my Principal, I come to work everyday to teach the students. They are the reason I chose this job. They are the reason I enjoy my job. They are the reason I stay. My problem is you. You send WAY too many emails telling all of us stuff we already know, condescending to us about everything and then when we come to you with a need you tell us, in your scholarly way, �You should just be happy you have a job.� I could live the rest of my life without everyday advice from someone who has taught less than half the time I have but makes more than twice what I do. I used to joke that once you become an administrator/principal you have to have a frontal lobotomy. I now realize that this joke is actually far too kind to your intellect, or lack thereof. Your emails are full of beautiful clip art and colors but we are not elementary school aged children who ooh and aah at your work. Though colorful and highly entertaining they are horribly misspelled and usually insulting. I would love to be able to edit your emails and give them back to you with a big fat �F� at the top and the words REDO in red. None of you have never even taught in my content area yet you feel that you can give me your pearls of wisdom on how to teach my subject matter. I would love for you to spend the day or actually more than one in a high school classroom teaching instead of riding the golf cart around and acting like you actually know what the hell you are doing. After this, then tell me how successful you were � be sure to bring your clip art. I heard they love that kind of thing. Good Luck. |
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| Name: My boss From: is a Job: psychotic fuckwad |
Dear Boss, there's someone I want you to meet. He isn't here, but I know about where he is. You'll have to get in your company car, that smells like nasty ass, and drive to where he is expected. He's kind of shy, so you'll have to wait until he's ready to approach. The best place to wait for him is on the beach. Go right down to the water and have a seat. He'll be along soon. His name is Earl. Play nicely, now. Don't I wish.......  |
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| Name: Hater From: Swamp Job: Slave |
For the people can kiss my ass!! I have never worked for a law firm that is filled with incompetents like this one. Everyone in this shithole thinks they are in charge when in fact, they are all stupid ignorant morons who dont have a fucking clue about anything they do or anything that has to do with law. I am ashamed to work here but unfortunately I'm stuck here for now because there are no other jobs in this piece of shit state called Florida. I am surprised at how much business they get treating clients like shit. It must be all the bullshit commercials on TV that convince the suckers to call in with their worthless cases. Trust me, its not for the people...lawyers are all soul sucking pieces of shit that profit off peoples misery but at least some do it with some dignity. |
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| Name: Kim From: New York Job: Secretary |
Used to love my job...Now I hate it...a bitch was hired and she is such as ass kiss I can't stand it. Not to mention she is lifelong friends with the boss so I can hear then whispering at her desk..HELLO I can hear you I am only 10 feet away asswipes. I can't stand her voice or her bulldog looking face. All she does all day is text and talk to her BF on the phone and laughing loud. Shes so fake you can see right through her its really a very sad thing. So I'm leaving my job of 4 years for new pastures... |
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| Name: Grover From: Dallas Job: Satan's Minion |
 You fat, furry CUNT!!! Why don't you just die and get it over with. Nobody likes you. In fact, everybody HATES your fat ass. You are the most incompetent, tuberous cow that has ever lived. You sit in your office making 50 grand and don't do a goddamn thing. I am the one who keeps this fucking department from falling apart. I am the one who keeps our software from crashing. I am the one who trains everyone. I am the one who does everything that you take credit for. YOU BITCH!!!!!!  You are the most disgusting piece of shit I have ever seen. you are over 50; please stop dressing like you are 20. The last thing I want to see at 8 in the morning is your rolls oozing all over the place. And please get rid of all of that foofoo potpourri shit in your office. It wafts over into mine and I have have to smell that shit. And the same also goes to that fat bitch down the hall who kisses your ass. You have treated so many people like complete shit and you will pay one day for the pain you have caused. You and that bitch down the hall. BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: Emma From: UK Job: Admin Assistant |
 I am never working for an Australian again. Sickly scum. Do some work, stop stuffing your face with McDonald's and then telling us off for going on a two minute toilet break. You're fat, you're ugly and remember that boyfriend you told us all about even though we didn't ask? Well he's left you, and I'm glad. |
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| Name: steve From: uk Job: audit |
cunt bitch always talking like a slag. fuck off whore. do some fucking work like u are paid to u annoying thick cunthole. |
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| Name: Derek From: US Job: Admin |
YOU CONDESCENDING LITTLE SEA URCHIN!!!!!! Have you looked in the mirror lately??? Have you listened to your awful fucking voice??? Have you noticed how you repel other humans??? Have you noticed how your an insincere little fuck face rat??? Have you realised you are a dumb arse??? No, I don't think you have. Why don't you think about those disadvantages of yours before you pity us. As for the rest of this shit hole. Fuck off we don't care. WE DON'T CARE, WE DON'T CARE, WE DON'T CARE!!!!!! Seriously you wouldn't give a flying fuck if you had to sit here and listen to this shit all day long. Blah blah blah - BORING. Fuck of and deal with it yourself. |
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| Name: Angela From: Glasgow Job: admin |
I am sick to death of dealing with all your mistakes. I have to take all the blame and pacify people, then kick your asses - yet i have to advise people to go to you in the first place because of procedures. It's FUCKING ridiculous. And where are the phone calls you promise to tell me how things are going? Where are the emails? No I sit in the fucking dark waiting and dealing with angry people ON YOUR BEHALF, who I know are going to come back to me anyway. And then there's you. You think you make it all so much easier for everyone don't you, with your bright little banter - actually what you fail to realise is you practically shout, like to be centre of attention, interrupt people in the middle of a conversation and generally stress us right out with your random comments. Yes, no one else will have a job soon, but what you faiconveniently forget is that we chose not to have those jobs, don't pity us, we're doing what we want to do - not working with you anymore!!! AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGHHH Shhhhhhhh your lips up!!!!!!!!! Why would I want to work in a job where I get shouted at every day anyway?!?! FFS!  |
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| Name: Aqua |
Aaaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhhh I fukin hate you you ugly fuking fat bitch blah blah blah that's all I hear out you're mouth I don't even listen to you coz u talk shite&i loath you&youre new best friend who you cannot stand apparently!!! You soo deserve you're creepy alkie boyf coz that's all you deserve karma is a bitch&i hope you're arm hurts like hell,I cannot wait to be away from you&to not have to see you're squinty ugly manly face ever again |
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| Name: Recently unemployed From: United States Job: Free |
Dear Jittery Monster, Loser Goon, Self-centered Bag I hope you have problems sleeping at night after that "meeting". Taking turns telling me how I have not lived up to your standards was low. Everytime I tried to defend myself, I was shut down. I was left with no choice but to agree with you to avoid getting fired or as in your words, "going down the other path". I was scared to lose my job, but after thinking about it I have realized that there are worse things in life than losing a job; such as being you. I am not going to give you the satisfaction of firing me. Me not showing up today was me showing you that I don't care anymore. Guess what?! I would rather clean toilets than work with you. By the way, Jittery Monster, you are a disgusting pervert. Do you think that we don't notice you checking out every woman that walks in the door? Do you think that your little spy looks professional wearing skirts that accenuate her thunder thighs and cellulite? Everyone was laughing at you the day your underwear was hanging out of your pants before one of your pets advised you of your Fruit of the Looms. You are a dick. I first realized this when you told me you weren't really interested in your kids until they were older. What a jackass. I hope your wife realizes what a loser you are, catches you sleeping with thunder thighs and divorces you. Loser Goon, you think you are sneaky, but you just look like a fool. I know you walk around listening to conversations so you can report it to the boss. Giving me the cold shoulder is not professional, nor does it make me want to come to you for support or advice. Learn how to talk to people, or you will get nowhere in life. I am sure your family is sick of you. Self-centered Bag, please learn that threats do not motivate people. Bullying really doesn't motivate people. You also need to learn how to do your hair and eye make-up. You look like you are trying too hard. Your confidence is not justified. I am not sure what you are proud of, because trying to make people scared of you and stupid is not something to be proud of. It is not my fault you are middle aged lonely bitch. Please know that working through college is difficult. Many people do it. I am not "using" the company. If that's how you see it, you are a complete moron. I have lost respect for all three of you. If I ever see you again and there is a smile on my face, it is because I am proud of myself for not putting up with your disrespect. I deserve better than that, and I will not settle for less than what I deserve. It was my mistake to agree with you in the meeting. |
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| Name: Me From: Glendora, Ca USA Job: Bullshit taker |
I am so glad that I don't have to listen to your sad pathetic excuses anymore! If you're going to shit talk about someone at least have the fucking balls to admit it when you get caught. You're nothing more than a fat wannabe barbie and you need to get over yourself! Please stuff some fucking twinkies in your mouth so you will stop spouting off your bullshit. You talk about things as if you're an expert on them and really you don't have a clue about what is going on. I find it funny that you accuse everyone else of being drama! If you don't want to deal with drama then stop creating it you fat hippo! I am so glad I don't have to deal with your crap anymore. Who will you blame your drama on next since you won't be able to blame it on me! Trust me, your drama will never end and now everyone will see it's not ME! And the next time something really bad happens to you and you want to cry and throw yourself a pity party and pout why me, please remember something.... YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING COMING YOUR WAY! I don't care how bad it may be you deserve it, trust me. Karma is a bitch and it is coming to bitch slap you in the face you cow. Have a miserable life because you are a loser and the life you have now is the life you will always have. Me on the other hand is on to better things. I'll try to show some compassion for you when you are applying to work for me, although when you see it is me don't waste my time! Just walk away without making a scene because there is no way you're getting the job!!!!! |
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| Name: sluckthe fuck! From: ??????? Job: ???????? |
I'm fed the hell up! I am so loyal to these fools and I get no fucking respect My baldheaded ass boss gives credit to people who don't deserve it and look over folks like me who bust their asses to keep things going. I would like nothing more then to kick her in her ass, get my things and leave but jobs are few and far in between, muthafuckas!!! I'm so afraid I'm gonna blow a fuse in their but Ican't let them get to me.... boiling point is almost here........ for now, fuck you, you baldheaded beady EYED FOOL!!! |
