Hey bitches! Guess what! While you petty little girls were busy gossiping you didn’t see me walk back to my cubicle. And guess what? I HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID ABOUT ME! I’m an ass kisser? Really?! Is it because I know how to do my job properly and therefore get rewarded? Is it because unlike you lot, I don’t fail or let projects slip through the cracks? Just an FYI, I was the only one to get a performance bonus this year and I know for a fact you guys got NOTHING! And what else is wrong you say? Oh, I showed up to work too early the other day? I’m sorry I interrupted your dick off time! I forgot you start an hour before everybody else so you can eat breakfast, gossip, goof off or whatever else it is you do to kill time. The sad part is I’ve been trying to help you guys since the day I started. You obviously don’t need my help anymore. The sadder part? All you bitches are way older than me but you act like children!!