You fuckers stress me out so much that I have to smoke a shit ton of weed every night before bed just to calm my mind so I can fall asleep. And so my argument is this: you owe me a raise because I’m going through my weed way too quickly, so I need more money to buy it more often than I normally would. And pretty soon, I predict I’m going to have to start to come to work high, just so I can deal with your two-faced, lying-ass, motherfucking, back-stabbing, cock-sucking, selfish, drunk, perverted, disgusting faces. And quit trying to pretend to care how my vacation was. Stay the fuck away from me, and quit being fake. I can’t fucking stand it. So this is what I get for sticking up for myself when you sexually assault me? Now I completely get why more women don’t report it. Because they completely get screwed, and not in the good way. Go ahead, cut more of my hours. You’re so pathetic and transparent. Go fuck yourself you assholes.
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