Ways my boss is not cool:
- You are far from being the smartest or funniest person in the office. People dread talking to you because you talk too much about yourself.
- Stop using big words on people who have English as a second language. It’s like you’re trying to confuse them on purpose.
- It’s really sad that you have to keep bringing up stories of your teenage drug use as a way to make yourself sound cool.
- Dropping the f-bomb every two minutes is tacky.
- Being married to a black person is not a free pass to make black jokes. That’s just racist any way you slice it.
NOBODY LIKES YOU.