You made me say GD today and I hate to say that! Now I have to go to confession. How can you be so feaking stupid? How can any one person interview so well and come in here and be so stupid? I expected so much more out of you but you are not worth the time I am putting into you. I want to fire you so bad but you have these little kids that I just can’t do that to.
How in the hell am I going to deal with you and your stupid music? How am I going to deal with your inappropriate and unprofessional clothing? The way you sit with your feet up on the desk or file cabinet with your freaking cell phone all day long. ALL FREAKING DAY LONG YOU ARE ON THAT PHONE AND I HATE IT.
Do some work. I am sick of doing it for you. I am sick of telling you what to do and then you screw it up and in my head I am saying all the cuss words I don’t want to say out loud. You make me so mad and then you say what a great boss I am and how much you like me and all the men are falling at your feet I can’t get rid of you.
Then you go and screw one of the men in the office and think that it’s going to last and I think to myself, “DIDN’T YOU TELL HER NOT TO DO THAT?!!” IT WAS THE FIRST THING I SAID TO YOU, DON’T SCREW AROUND IN THE OFFICE IT JUST WON’T WORK. SO NOW HERE I AM WITH YOU BANGING A CO-WORKER AND NOW IT’S FALLING APART AND YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT IT AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIRE YOUR STUPID DUMB ASS.
You are so stupid. I hate that we hired you. It was such a big mistake and I don’t know how to get rid of you because of your little kids. I want to choke your dumb dancing around the office ass and leave you for the buzzards. WHAT TO DO….WHAT TO DO….WHAT TO DO…..