I had a really long and soothing rant and it made me feel, if not better, as if I had boiled my anguish down to its core, and so I only post this crystallized essence of the rant:
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU COME HERE? WAS IT SATAN WHO SENT YOUR BIG, FAT, YET SOMEHOW STILL SLITHERING, ASS IN HERE? PLEASE GO BACK TO HELL!!
Thank you. Have a nice day.