Here are Last Month's Workrants
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| Name: dying From: colorado Job: help people,becomepooryourself |
I hate my miserable goddamned cocksucking scumsucking job. I went to graduate school because I wanted to help poor crazy fucking people, and now I'm losing my goddamned fucking mind. I work with the scum of the earth and have the added bonus of going poor while doing so. Criminals, losers, perverts, psychos... I have damned-near PTSD from working with these scumsucking cuntfuckers but guess what? I have no goddamned money, and I was stupid and made financial mistakes when I was young, and the goddamned scumsucking economy is falling apart and I can't find another motherfucking job! Hooray!! By the perfect storm of not knowing what I want to do, not being an aggressive asshole who can create a job out of fucking thin air in some even-moderately lucrative field, the economy sucking ass and my having made financial mistakes that anyone else with my degrees and capabilities would have been able to correct with their reasonable income level years ago, I am stuck working in a shithole with the citys biggest dirtbag scumsucking fucks day in and day out as my life pisses out all over the scuzzbucket sidewalk in the cocksucking ghetto where I work. The only good things are my coworkers. Fuck this, fuck this fuck this. I did everything I thought I needed to but I am still stuck in agonizing cocksucking goddamned motherfucking torture in a job for which I have desperate, suffocating contempt. For all of you assholes out there, my advice to you is be careful what you get into, and if you don't know what to do go for the money!!! Because you can be a goddamned saint and still hate your scumsucking life, but if you have a job that pays you still have options!!!! Get me the fuck out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: Chloe From: PA Job: Corporate Slave |
Once upon a time i loved my job. I've been there 3 1/2 years and in the last year everything has gone down hill and keeps getting worse. Let's just say we have too many chiefs and not enough indians. My boss, who i once thought was really cool i've come to find out is a complete back stabber who takes credit for everyone elses work. In the last 2 months 3 people have left the company and we are losing business. The worst part is they have no game plan as to how they are going to make things better and generate new business. Everyone is worried about their jobs and frustrated with the management. Also, everyone is sick of picking up the slack for the lazy and incompetent family members of the owner. I dread going in tomorrow because God only knows what might come out of my mouth! |
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| Name: don From: shitjobville Job: grass cutter |
echhhemmmmm.........FUCK YOU YOU COCK SUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS, I WILL FUCK YOU ALL UP!!!!!! YOU DONKEY RAPING SHIT EATERS!!! FUCK ME NO MORE HEDGES TREES OR GRASS !!!!!! I FUCKING HATE THE STUFF YOU MIDDLE AGED BALD, SMELLY, DIRTY, SNIDE, GREASY, FUCKERS!!!!!!!! HOLYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!! CUNTSSSSSSSS!!!!!!.......WOW! that felt good!!!!!! ...... back to work tommorow yay!!!!! |
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| Name: sopissedoff From: america Job: healthcare |
I really like my job, except for the fact that when you walk into work, you can just feel the tension in the air. Its so thick you can cut it with a fucking knife. This is all made possible to a fucking bitch who never shuts up, is a loud mouth. So fucking loud that you can hear her talking about you or another person, including patients clear down the fucking hall. She hates me and my other co-worker for reasons unknown. She makes your head spin, gives you a headache, talks circles around you, can't even win an argument with her because she doesn't shut the fuck up. No matter what you do its never fucking good enough....god forbid she makes mistakes. Oh and she will set u up so it makes you look like the bad guy. No wonder she went to anger management courses. If I was an octopus...I'd sqeeze my tentacles around her head and pop it off!!!! My boss is no better either. She doesn't move from her fucking seat. But she barks orders at you. You are a fucking bitch dog bitch!!!!!!! Talks down to you like you are a child. Fuck you!!!!! Too bad you and the fucking head spinning medusa weren't in Chile or Haiti when the earthquakes hit!!!!! I hope the fuck u choke on your fucking coffee bitches!!!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: More tales From: from a dead end Job: public service job |
I work with a fucking bipolar psyco chick. This chick is fucking psycho. I mean she actually got pissed because I didn't wait for to finish make copies of shit that wasn't work related. Hey psycho bitch, you call attention to yourself because you are a stupid, moronic, self-centered, piece of shit. Everyone hates you. Get a fucking clue. I swear to fucking God if you come after me one more time I'm going to kick your fucking ass. Your boyfriend is as fucking psycho as you. Go be with him and leave everyone else the fuck alone. And don't call people at work about some ugly ass necklace you don't want. No one gives a fuck psycho. |
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| Name: Jasmine From: Northeast Job: Lowest broad on the totem pole |
I really, really dislike my co-workers at my second job. Like a serious, seething anger consumes me when I have to step foot in my department. So much anger, that I contemplated walking out of the department this morning, less than 3 hours in the shift. I work so hard for shitty pay, so as of today, I am handing in my notice!!! I am so done with these people, and they will miss me when I am gone. They have no one else to bully and belittle. |
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| Name: go to From: fucking Job: hell |
i fucking hate the way my boss looks and smell. she is fake ass bitch! acting like she is caring and concerning, when i see and hear her back stabbing people all the fucking time. also she smells like piss, how tha fuck do you get dressed in the morning and do not smell yourself. then on top of that the bitch doesn't deserve to be in that position she doesn't even have a degree that is related to the job she is obtaining, other employees including myself have the degree and the simple knowledge but oh do we get pay raises or promotions fuck naw! this is injustice! then to make things worse the bitch only got those promotions b/c her & the head manager are friends outside of work. fuck u and your fat nasty hubbie. eat shit. how do yall even screw yall both weigh well over 375 pounds don't get me wrong i have nothing against plus people alot of them are quite beautiful. well okay i am plus size a size 18 but this bitch is like a size 28 with a pissy smell to match and no credentials to even be in this position. myself and other employees are supposed to sit back like slaves and let this shit go on?!!!!!!!!!! fuck u termites. this is just so wrong so hurtful simply unfair. But the day will come when they will have to pay for the hurt they have caused others. |
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| Name: hey you From: hell Job: slave |
 if my boss breaths today it is because I chose to let him breath. |
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| Name: dogs body From: portsmouth Job: manager |
fucking promised so much but really theres fuck all. big fat boss comes down and thinks he knows best. first of all he wants to wipe the egg of his fucking shirt..fat fuck. think he knows what is best when he actually knows fuck all in my job. hopefully his fat cunting guts will burst all over him. |
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| Name: Me |
My boss is the biggest fat ass in the world. She can barely move and therefore slows the rest of us down. She has two other jobs so nothing she does gets her best effort. Plus, she's an abrasive bitch. Working with her is like having barbed wire pulled over your skin....continually. |
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| Name: With-held From: South Africa Job: Engineering Sector |
I am feeling so lonley, i like my job but my co-workers around me who know nothing and are just pretending to know what they are doing in order to get a salary make me hat my job.... it's affecting me so badley, i am terrified to go into work most days, it's so cut throat, anyone will stab you in the back to move up the cporporate ladder. It's affecting my relationship with my wife and two children. everone is also soo angry and ugly all the time at my place of work, i hate it, why can't we ever just be happy. A song i always think about is by Ozzy Osbourne called working class hero, it's so true...... it's sunday evening right now and tomorrow is work for me, i was not able to implement something i was supposed to this weekend at work because the workers at my work did not do their part, so i can't do mine, bu i bet you i will take the blame for it! i have been so excited the last couple of days because i got my bike license and put in an order for a GSX-R 1000 Motor bike, but the way i am feeling right now, i don't even care anymore..... i wish i could see and talk to GOD, that's all i ask.... i wish i could hear his words telling me that everything will be alright, sometimes this world feels so lonley... i got married to my wife about 4 years ago and we still havn't even had a honey moon because all i do is work work work... anyway, see you all later... |
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| Name: nice guy From: england Job: insurance cunt |
Well I had my fucking appraisal last fucking Thursday, and was fucking moaned at by that cunt of a director - who does HIS FUCKING APPRAISAL??????? CUNT !!!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNTING CUNT !!!!!!!!!! WHO DOES HIS FUCKING APPRAISAL ???????? I work my fucking arse off for a whole fucking year, I give up some fucking salary to help the cunting company out, I go to fucking London every fucking week on that fucking train, I put up with his fucking attitude day in day out, and I get fucking moaned at for it !!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wELL, TOMORROW i'M GOING TO BRING A HAND AXE IN TO WORK, AND BURY IT IN HIS FUCKING THICK HEAD !!!!!!!! |
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| Name: PISSED From: PISSED LAND Job: PERSON WHO GETS PISSED |
WTF. HELLO SUPERVISOR. YOU ARE INCOMPETENT AND LAZY AND A HUGE HYPOCRIT!!!!!I WISH ALL THE FUCKING WORST FOR YOU!!! YOU THROW ALL CO-WORKERS UNDER THE BUS AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THE COMPANY FOR OVER 30 YEARS YOU STILL FEEL THE NEED TO BLAME YOUR MISTAKES ON OTHERS TO OUR BOSS, WHO CAN BE A BIGGER ASSHOLE THAN YOU SOMETIMES!!! YOU SPINELESS, WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING SMELLY-ASS SHIT!!!!! YOU DISGUST ME MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DISGUSTED ME IN MY ENTIRE EXISTANCE!!!!!!! GO BACK TO WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU CAME FROM BECAUSE FRANKLY, YOU ARE DOING NOBODY ANY GOOD. (On a come calmer note: You know you're really hated when your worker went on the computer and googled hate rants for work and posted something about you.) |
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| Name: gina From: PHLS Job: SALESCLERK |
I hate my working force..... soooo insensitive and immmature... i hate them them for pretendidng that they are working yet no effort to look on others... they just want to receive money and yet not making the effort to improve themselves. I did all the work but my salary is the same as theirs... Fucking ashiot!!! they always look at the time for their work to end. Doing the same thing again the following.... no thoughts of improvement... I did the work most of the time.. fuck !!! it sucks!!!!! shit!!! I hate my day!! |
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| Name: Better than Bitch Boss From: Hell Job: dont know keeps changing |
I hate my fucking bitch boss she says shes out selling but makes no sales but she has stupid degree and has evrytheng documented so if she gets fired she can file suit for unequal pay they wont get rig of that bitch being that I am now stuck in the office doing stupid interviewws but I could do her job better than her whos she playin wanted to go to work for diffeerent dept but that boss is more of a bitch she hates black people and says shes social worker masters but she is bitch alwAYS runnting to our "CEO" yeh thas a joke they are prolly doin it dont work for nonprofit in la word |
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| Name: Camai From: north of north Job: assistant director |
The bitch is so self centered and controlling. I have gotten above excellent evaluations AND employee of the year (in a corporation of 2500 people) and she berates me and puts me down. She makes me look bad to the people we work with and talks behind my back. I know she's after me. If I find a way, down she will go!!! I love my job, I don't like being micromanaged in every little single thing I do. I am competent...have two masters degrees and know what I am doing. The anxious controlling bitch is making me nuts and its eating up my life. I hate her controlling. Four years is enough. |
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| Name: I Kill YOU From: Were People Kill YOU Job: Killer |
We have a new AVP or whatever the title is of this stupid bitch! I was talking to my co-worker about a BUSINESS related issue... I noticed you watching me talking and I didn't give three shits about it. So, not long after I was advised by MY sup that she made a complaint that my talking was "out of control". Are you fucking serious. The conversation lasted a total of fucking five minutes. You were just pissed that I didn't turn around and act as though I'm scared of you. Well haha I'm not you ugly bitch. You might try to make everyone fear you - but let me tell you something sister bring it the FUCK ON.  I will knock the ever living shit out of you. I have $$ in the bank.. It would be so enjoyable to knock your fucking ass out in front of all the little pissers that are affraid of you. It's about time someone gave you a taste of fear. I hate you hate you hate you. I don't know why your fucking husband hasn't taken out his gun and blown your fucking head off yet. I pray every single day that some runs you off the road, and you die a very slow painful death.  |
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| Name: PEE ON From: OHIO Job: HARD WORKER |
To my boss and the midget........FUCK YOU BOTH.....I HOPE YOUR COCKS BREAK OFF IN EACH OTHER!!!!!! YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!! AND TO HIS WIFE......SHAME ON YOU FOR SPENDING ALL HIS MONEY.......FUCK YOU TOO......YOU CUNT!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: hate the bitches! |
C, S, and especially L, too bad you weren't on a business trip to Chile today. You are the most arrogant bitches it has ever been my misfortune to work with. Your foul language and the abusive way you treat others makes me long to tie you to concrete blocks and drop you on the beach in Hawaii. C., you are an unfit mother and I hope your ex gets custody. |
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| Name: a From: I Job: Analyst! |
So hate the ass**** supervisors. All they did these years was make us work and took all credit and during appraisal told us that we were no good. Shit Holes they are. |
