Here are Last Month's Workrants
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| Name: I'm From: a Job: Bald Man |
In this economy, I feel so blessed to have a job. I go in every day and do my job. But when you take away resources, tools, and training needed to do my job - Then it doesn't get done. If you want to pay someone to be an administrative assistant, and expect them to cover for an executive for much less pay - then expect to be disappointed. Personally, I could care less. When bullying people takes priotity over production, then maybe the problem lies with the atmosphere that allows this to happen. Oh well I kind of hope the place gets swallowed by a sinkhole,. THANKS WORKRANT. I feel bettah. |
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| Name: bitch From: hell Job: cashier |
okay first time using this so here goes it.... fuck you, you insensitive blighted fools. i fucking hate working at this god forsaken restaurant how dare you have the audacity to call me at home to "talk" about how i am doing. but in reality are saying "hey you aren't playing the happy go lucky fucking village idiot role like you use to." gee i wonder why not maybe because i am human and not a fucking robot without a soul. 1) how would you feel if you 2month old died of fucking SIDs eight months ago. 2)how would you feel if you were the one who had to keep it together for the other two in your now infinitely smaller family because they needed you to be strong because they were not able to be so themselves yet. 3)how would you feel if your significant other had been unemployed ever since that horrid day due to mourning and then because the specific hours he needs aren't there. 4)how would you feel if you then found out you were pregnant again and the due date is just a few days after the year anniversary of your child's death. 5)how would you feel if the little cat that you have loved and lived with for over 10years is diagnosed with cancer and that you can't afford chemo for her. 6)how would you feel if the (for fucking real, not lose everything and end up in debt, kind) opportunity for both you and your significant other to go to college. while at the same time provide your first born son (who has major developmental delays) a parent who doesn't have to worry about a crappy minimum wage job to run off to because you are being payed to be your disabled child's therapy provider; was ripped out from underneath you because your son can actually feed himself. no shitting you that was what disqualified us from the program that offered us this hope. 7)how would you feel if you had to deal with, i am not fucking even exaggerating this, over 10 people a day joke about not being dead every mother fucking morning. 8)and how the fuck would you feel if you couldn't even temporarily help your mom out with a couple of hundred bucks to help keep her car from being possibly repo'ed. now you fucking tell me how the fucking hell well you would do if all this happened within less than a mother fucking year most of it in just the past month alone. and you mother fuckers can't fucking understand how that might fucking change a person and make it difficult to be your old self???!!! NO life is not fucking good mother fucking jerks. but you know what i am poor and i like having a fucking roof over my head. even if the upstairs neighbors are noisy pricks who don't understand the difference between night and day. so i will act with all the fucking maniacal style of Ophelia and be your happy go lucky madman. but don't ever think for a second that i am delusional enough to believe that any of you or my co-workers give a fucking damn about me as a real human being. ASSHOLES! SMILE MOTHER FUCKERS SMILE! oh yeah and have a nice day |
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| Name: Loser From: Maryland Job: the bullied |
It's amazing in that I've been here 5 years and I have not gotten a promotion or a raise. But alas, a cute 24 year old secretary with nice tits and a cute ass comes on board and she is now a fucking project manager! Fuck that, fuck all y'all, this company is morally corrupt, I can't take it anymore. |
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| Name: i don't care From: I DON'T CARE Job: I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK |
Why the fuck do you think after all the shit you have stirred up and drama you have sucked me into that for some reason I actually give a fuck about your personal life????!!!  What's that? Oh you're soooo tired and feel the need to complain about how you have all these things planned for this weekend that you don't want to go to because you're so tired? Guess what? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!  Really? After you pulling me into multiple conference room battles because you do something wrong to get into trouble and can't handle the criticism or ask for help and don't like the answer you somehow think that making me a music mix CD is going to make us best "BUDS" again?? SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHEN IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US HERE AT NIGHT, AND YOU HEAR ME TYPING, IT"S BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY WORKING ON SOMETHING INSTEAD OF LOGGING ON TO FACEBOOK OR SHOPPING FOR NEW CLOTHES ONLINE OR LOOKING AT HUMOR WEBSITES OR FINDING WAYS TO BE A KISS ASS!!!! THAT MEANS, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS, I MADE IT CLEAR TO YOU FROM THE GETGO (OR AT LEAST AS SOON AS YOU CAME IN HERE AND TRIED TO TAKE MY POSITION AND FAILED HORRIBLY)! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MOM, YOUR DAD, YOUR 2 BOYFRIENDS YOU ARE JUGGLING, YOUR "COUTURE" EVENTS THAT YOU TALK A LOT ABOUT BUT THAT NEVER SEEM TO HAPPEN, THE "FREE" STUFF YOU OFFER TO PEOPLE THAT NEVER SHOWS UP (AS IF ANYONE WANTS IT SINCE THEY KNOW YOU ARE TRYING TO BUY THEIR FRIENDSHIP BC YOU HAVE NO PERSONALITY).... GET IT?! I DONT FUCKING CARE!!!hissyfit:  I DONT CARE I DONT CARE I DONT CARE!   SINCE SAYING IT FLATOUT DOESN'T WORK, TRY READING BETWEEN THE LINES! FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE I GO FUCKING PSYCHO ON YOUR ASS!!   |
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| Name: Steve From: California Job: Analyst |
Ok - so i filled out a review on my supervisor / boss for the HR department. HR said on the form that this form would never be released to my boss, but it was strictly for training purposes. I gave my boss such a bad review because he was terrible. On a scale of 1-10, I gave him all 4 or 5...below average. When I got back from a business trip, my boss called me into his office and had the review (which was sent to HR) right in front of him. At first, I was a little taken back because HR said they wouldn't release this document to the boss. THIS HAD TO BE ILLEGAL. We went point for point on why I gave him such bad remarks and a bad review. After the meeting I went straight to HR and asked them why they gave the review to him? They said that due to such low marks, it raised RED FLAGS that me and my boss did not get along. How STUPID, right! During this time, I was starting a hobby and started making kava kava drinks to help people manage stress. Basically, this was the thing that broke the camels back and I ended up leaving the company. Since then, I pursued the kava world and invented a product line. Currently, I am making kava kava candy which helps people relieve stress at work...just one little candy can put a smile on your face. I am much happier now and hope the Ozia kava candy can help: http://drinkozia.com |
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| Name: tyler From: va Job: intern! |
so i was let off of my internship after less then a month. i told them i didnt really know photoshop, so they send me in on a friday, when i dont work, for 3 hours and make me work with photoshop to pop out a logo in 30 min when uuhh i dont really know how to use photoshop. first few days they had all these warrents and shit to me to go mail and i forgot to copy one of them. i got back knew my mistake and apologized. they had extra copies, she said its fine but thats why you have to be careful with instructions. absolutely wont happen again and it didnt. there plan was to give me more in depth work. but when i come in fro only 5 hours and have a list of shit to do i ant move on to something else. everytime they had a website for me to build they wouldnt have the template for it and i dont know how the fuck to do any of that myself. they were going to get me to do other shit on sites but theyre behind o they told me not to worry about it or client work would get canceled. all in all i was sent this email right after work a few days ago saying i was done. never before that was told of anything i was doing wrong that would jeopardize my internship. she just said infortunetely this isnt working out. now i was to cancel my registration for school before i get billed, or an F, and try to find another source of income. If your out there and reading this, an intern is supposed to be there to learn, not be cut off after not even a month becasue they dont know how you run your stupid company. |
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| Name: a From: b Job: c |
The cunt has already began staging her fake sick call tomorrow. She does this every time there's a long holiday weekend, to get an extra day off. As soon as she got in this morning, she started hacking and moaning. She stopped long enough to eat six jelly doughnuts (did I mention she weighs 300 pounds) and then resumed. Someone who had planned to take a vacation day tomorrow will have to come in and cover for her. I am leaving town right after work and by tomorrow morning will be 200 miles away. So it won't be me, as it was on Memorial Day, MLK Day, and last Thanksgiving. I'm so sick of this obese turd. I'd love to shove a lighted firecracker up her ass. |
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| Name: Chris From: S. Yorkshire Job: Chef |
For fucks sake, you cunts actually believe that I can do a three man job on my own!!!! Asking me why this or that isn't done or why that tiny bit of fucking worksurface isn't perfectly clean even though i'm breaking a sweat and running around like a headless chicken trying to meet our customer demands! I know why! Maybe because you keep sacking your fucking staff and leaving us plebs to do three times the work load for the same minimum wage. Here's an idea! Stick your food up your ass, it'll be ready when it's ready!!!!! EVERY FUCKING SATURDAY WITH THIS BULLSHIT! |
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| Name: I am From: so Job: tired of this place |
You ever notice that when you come in the whole atmosphere changes? Get it? YOU are the problem. You can't stand that the other girl and I could run your business for you as is evidenced by yesterday's meeting. Then you could really spend all your time on the Internet and your pretend work. WHAT is it that you do all day? Because we can't figure it out. Oh and the "if you ever need anything just ask". WHY WOULD WE? Since you just say what would you do if I wasn't here?. Yes sir, you are a real manager. Whatever- looking forward to the holiday.....and not being in here. |
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| Name: Abstract Rude From: South Of England Job: Motor Trade Proffesional |
Dear Co Worker - You are a massive twat, I wish you were more of a cunt though because unlike you I am a considerate person and would realise I'm being a twat, You're just a stupid cunt, do your own fucking job and stop trying to weasel your way out of our joint responsibilities. Fucking Massive Cunting Twat. |
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| Name: Beyond From: the point Job: of being fed up |
Fuck you absoulte cunts. Just a right fuck you. I'm am very VERY FUCKED OFF with the situation you've put me in. Just a big fuck you and IF I ever see you out of work I'm going to beat the shit out of you. Fuck u |
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| Name: Dave From: London Job: RBS |
I am starting to have a moral problem working for RBS as it's past decisions and greed are now being paid for by the public sector. I am not one of the bankers who got us in the shit but I work for this blighted bank. I think I am going to leave because the attitude of many at RBS is 'I am ok, so sod the rest of the poor people'. Dirty banks |
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| Name: Latin Barbie From: Mississippi Job: telling punk ass bitches off |
LETS get one thing straight, You Stuck up snooty old washed up crusty cootchie having customers: Since u simple bitches know so fkn much...and wanna correct ME when i,m EDUCATING YOU about a product do me a favor, don't ask for my fkn help and figure it out your damn self hoe. Stankin smart mouth bitch! Keep looking like horse shit cause u came to my job and thought u were the shit. Than u and ur lil trout mouth bitches wanna talk in code and look me up and down cause I am cuter. Hatin hoes! |
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| Name: Alex From: Pennsylvania Job: Analyst |
Jesus fucking Christ. I am so glad that I no longer work for you two fat fucking whores. One of you is an incompetent dipshit, the other a militant nazi, but you're both greedy bovine wenches. I can't tell you how much I hate both of you and your fucking guts, you disgusting fucking farm animals. You are both overgrown, disgusting children and obese slobs. I really hope the both of you portly sad fucks spend the rest of your days in misery and then burn eternally in hell. I never got a single bit of praise for any of my efforts, not that it would mean anything from either of you hoofed demons. I am so very complacent and satisfied to know that if I ever see either of you miserable fucks on the street, I can tell you to go to hell. You fucking fat shit-eating disgusting bovine whores. |
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| Name: pissed From: the fuck Job: off |
I wish i could quit this bitch ass fucking job, Go to hell!! Fuck you, you are such a fucking loser outside this place you need to meddle and micro-manage the hell out of us..how the hell did you even get this manager position???!!! You must of sucked a small cock, to get it.....stop doing your personal shit at work and actually help your employees for once??? You wonder why no good things come your way, because your the most negative person i ever met!!! There's a thing called karma and it's a bitch!!! |
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| Name: dipshit apparently From: hell Job: professional dipshit |
Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck. Fuck all y'all. You fat loud-mouthed bitch...both of you cows! If we were on the street, id shove a brick so far down your throats you'd shit mortar. They way you talk down to me like you know something....if you did, you wouldn't be working under my fucking liceanse. I hate you two so badly. You are worthless...your children would be fortunate if you died in a fire. And the short little fuckwad kunt....I saw you with your girlfriend. Bet your wife would love to see the pic I took of that. You selfish little man. Id love to kick the shit out of you. Work in general....you are all such fucking idiots. You tolerate all the bullying and never do shit about it except make it the victims problem. Fuck you...why do you wonder why its so difficult to retain staff, much less get them on our group? I hope you all drop something heavy on your foot and/or heads tomorrow. |
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| Name: fuck From: this Job: place |
Most surgeons are assholes. Every time I try to speak up and suggest something you never listen to me. You all have selective hearing. Just because I pass instruments and speak when I'm spoken to and speak up when I have to it doesn't mean I'm an idiot. With out me your fucking surgery wouldn't take place. I know what the fuck I'm doing! Because if I didn't I wouldn't have been at this hospital for 10 years! And most you R.N.s are lazy bitches also! |
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| Name: devil woman From: northern exposure Job: Government |
i  I dont hate my boss, i hate my co workers. They make me feel worthless and never listen to me. They are backstabing lying whore cunts and i want revenge, However i just lonely most of the time |
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| Name: Yea Right! From: UK Job: Shite |
OK, you lazy cow, how about you pick up a pen, a phone, a letter, or indeed anything work related and DO IT?! You might be 30 years older than me but you aint my boss, you aint my mother, and you sure as hell can't tell me what to do. One more thing, push those glasses back up off the end of your snotty nose you idiot you look like a gimp. Loser. |
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| Name: FUCK From: THIS Job: JOB |
My immediate supervisor is a fucking bitch. Every morning she drags her miserable fucking face into work and sits there looking like a slapped ass all fucking day. I try to be nice, but she is such a miserable fuck. She is goverened by administation, pure loves the stuff. She has no life, she is a social hermit. she is the sort of person I literally hate. She is the ONLY person I hate in the world, and yet I'm stuck in a tiny fucking room with the bitch. Cheer up and get a fucking life you pathetic, miserable cunt. |
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| Name: Steve From: Someplace Job: IT |
Being the technology person at a company full of farmer hicks is pure hell. Everyone is cheap, like Ebenezer Scrooge cheap. On top of that they are all technology challenged. BUT the worst part is everyone is telling me how to do my job when they have no fucking clue how to do my job. The best part is all I do all day is apply for jobs. Quitting this piece of shit will be the highlight of my day. Walk in, hand in notice, collect my thing, and walk out. I will make sure to give a big FUCK YOU on the way out. |
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| Name: trueblue From: nowhere Job: goofer |
i hate my fucking job, especially my asshole managers. Every time I start one project they tell me to do something else and then when I get backed up on the first project, they bitch and try to write me up. I hate you, you fat ass BITCH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERY MOTHER FUCKING THING!!.When you got sick, we felt sorry for you, once you got back on track you still are a fucking bitch and even worse!! The way you talk to people and pick on them I wish I could spit in your face., I am hoping one day I could win the lotto or come into some money big time so that I could moon all those political bastards and tell them to kiss MY FUCKING ASS!! |
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| Name: deedee From: effing nowhere Job: going nowhere |
My boss is such a fucking bitch. She spends hours a day tending to her personal business, dicking around on the internet, and gossiping with her girlfriends. She blames everything that goes wrong on me because her incompetent ass needs someone to be the scapegoat. How she got a supervisor position without any prior experience in the field is probably by blowing someone- it definitely isn't because she's intelligent. I hope she has herpes. She is the most self-centered person I have ever met in my life. SHe enjoys her job as supervisor because she takes all the easiest tasks and leaves the real work to the other staff. She is a total fucking micromanager about all the petty details and misses the big picture entirely. Whenever she talks to me I have to exercise great restraint by not telling her to go to hell. What brings me solace is that I know she is 10 yrs older than me and she's achieved about all she can in her life, and by the time I am her age I will have moved on to a much better job than my current position, and she will probably still be a cranky old bitch doing the same boring job for the next 30 years. |
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| Name: blue blooded snob |
Southerners are TOTALLY CLASSLESS. Never get a job in the completely backward redneck SOUTH. |
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| Name: Thankless Job: pretender |
OVERTIME. Forget about those who have families and lives, we must also work OVERTIME as well. We have no say in the matter, and you were even generous enough to PICK the extra hours you want us to work. I'm not working at 4 AM. You can kiss my black ass. You know what, here's my FU notice: I quit. |
