Here are Last Month's Workrants
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| Name: Guido From: Go Job: Away |
Nuff said |
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| Name: Oh From: well Job: suckers!!! |
Yup. You got caught in your web of lies and deception. While the employees have always been aware now it is time for the world to know and know they will. You filthy, lying snakes. Karma is a mother fucker isn't it? Their coming for your asses. Greedy bastards! |
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| Name: Guido From: Netherlands Job: Dont know the word |
I thought I had a bad job, but when reading what all you people have to say makes me think differently. It does suck sometimes however, i just try to make the best of it and not let douchebag costumers or lazy managers ruin my day. When i started here it was pretty sucky, i had to do alot and i didnt want to continue doing so. But after a while i got used to it and i knew what I had to do, and what others had to do. So im doing what i have to do and no more, unless a nice person asks nicely, knowing that person would help me too if i asked him/her. I hope you all find better jobs, im sure you will. There are other nice people out there, dont worry too much. |
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| Name: I'm From: Outta Job: Here |
I hate all of you, you fucking cunts. If i see any one of you bitch about me again i'm gonna fucking smash your heads in (yes i do notice, dickhead!). And you, you fucking retarded excuse for a boss, asking me how my day is going- it fucking splendililydoodly!!!! I sit here doing all the fucking work, surrounded by no brain monkeys who can't administrate shit, slowly watching the shit propel it's way to the fan, while you drive your new BMW to the golf course and back. What the fuck do i have to do to get the sack in this joint??? And i still have to look at that arsehole's ugly face everyday, when you promised to move him- thanks for that, fucker. Just you wait, the next fucker that gets in my way is gonna get it, and i'm gonna fucking run off and join the circus and leave you all in the shit! At least there will be less fucking monkeys there! |
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| Name: slowly going insane From: uk Job: persoanl assistant |
I cant believe i have to start another week of drudgery and despair tomorrow with the only consolation that this is a short week. I have to sit in the versinity the self satisfied smug arse that belives that possessions are the route to all happiness and this working day should ressolve around finding crap to consume on his Iphone and taking calls from his wife about shit that she wants to buy and asking his permission while the rest of us bust our asses. The manager that wouldnt know equality if it came up and slapped him...are you going to mention anything or are you perfectly happy for this to go ahead as long as he books you a really good tee time on the golf course! |
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| Name: The Exploited From: No where Job: Cant remember any more |
Ha ha stupid weasel-face-man-child - check you out now! Last seen literally licking envelopes for the boss. Makes a change from you licking her arse. |
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| Name: Who From: Fucking Job: Cares |
So here I am at home on a Monday- my first day off in a month. And it dawned on me... The reason I've been working solid for the month is that we are (I am) in the pocess of a major network/server upgrade,which means going in on weekends to catch up on my other duties. During the upgrade, I still had to hold everyones hand while they "get use" to the changes. And of course listen to the complaints and all the whining and excuses about why each dept. should be a priority. But the kicker was having to stop all that to set up a laptop and projector for a presentation to celebrate the CEO's birthday. And yes, I had to do it because none of senior staff knew how, and were literally out to lunch celebrating. And then they suggest I stop by---if I have time But, hey-at least they offered. |
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| Name: Past Caring From: Scotland Job: Data Fucking Entry |
Data entry and filing is the most boring, soul destroying job ever. No chance of promotion or a decent pay rise. I hope the CEO of this shitty, mis-managed, slowly sinking company gets a rocket up her boney old arse!! Anyone fancy a job swap? |
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| Name: More tales From: from a dead end Job: public service job |
I hate my fucking job. I am already loathing the fact that I have to go back to that shithole place tomorrow. My boss is a complete fucktard. The bitch doesn't understand anything. She talks about accuracy and the bitch can't even make up a correct schedule. People who are off are on there, she forgets to put people on there, etc. All of her pet employees are worthless pieces of shit. They do not do any work or they entertain her by making signs and pointing out shit that most intelligent people would not have to have them pointed out to them. Fuck you. And fuck the people I work with. I don't need your high school antics. If some arsonist burned that motherfucking place down I'd do my damndest to ensure they got off. |
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| Name: AngryDude From: the desert Job: graphic designer |
i take a sick leave and you cut my pay! fuck you you ignorant bitch! hope your fucking company goes bankrupt! |
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| Name: Fucked From: Up Job: Old Cunt |
Nicola, you are a fucking goofy fat smelly cunt with an anal fixation. I hope you fall under a truck you fucking cunt! |
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| Name: laucorn From: aaaa Job: aaaaaaaaaa |
My boss is a retard..he does not know how to treat his agents.. he he brands people.. he does not even know hot to write a fucking letter.. would you like to know what he looks like?.. he has a double chin and a skeleton for a body.. i think he is a drug user.. he does not even know anything about the policies that he is implementing... Such an asshole eventhough he is only an ASSistant Operations manager. I'll do everything so that he won't be certified as an operations manager.. |
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| Name: Stressed From: The Coast Job: Handmaiden - not |
 Used to love it, do my best most of my workmates are cool a few are retards. It's an impossible situation nothing gets better only worse, may lose it completely but I need to keep it together as i'm respected. |
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| Name: na From: na Job: na |
You suck shit JL. I hate your fucking guts. I think the only reason you treat me like shit is because you're intimidated by me. You made the mistake of hiring somebody who is at the same level as you. I noticed ever since hiring me you've hired 3 ass kissers who are as smart as door knobs. One clearly lied on her resume....claiming to be an expert in graphics? Clearly not! You lied to me during the job interview. I would not have taken this job if I knew I was going to be an assistant. Fuck you. I can't wait to quit. Just so you know, the countdown is on. I'm tying up a few loose ends and then it's sayonara BITCH!!! |
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| Name: Unhappy Blonde From: I'm in Hell Job: Doing what I'm told to. |
I can't stand the way you talk to my pupils. I hate the fact I'm supposed to put up with having someone in my class who admits that they hate a child and then enters my class and doesn't bother hiding it from the child. I don't care how long you've worked there, this is your problem so leave the child alone you stupid bitch! It is your job to find something to like about a child not their job to show it to you. You are a grown adult and that is a small child. Do you have any idea the damage you are doing to the child? Do you care? I hate the guy that agrees with you too! He is a pathetic prick. He enjoys labelling this child and using any excuse to tell it how it doesn't deserve to stay at the school. This child is trying to change and you both ignore it and label it bad and a liar. You tell it this is how it is. You leave it no room to change. You are damaging this child due to your own pathetic hang ups. Neither of you should be allowed near this child and I detest the pair of you. I hope Karma comes and smacks the pair of you up the arse in the most painful way! |
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| Name: Not telling From: Canada Job: Sales Associate |
I work part-time, which was fine when I was a student, but with the recession, it's been hard to get out and find a job in my field. I work in sales and love the customers and, for the most part, my co-workers. My problems are: 1. The sales goals (we have no customers, hours are cut because we have NO CUSTOMERS and if you don't make sales you get the two-weeks-to-improve-or-you're-fired threat). 2. The stupid training that you supposively can do in the store, but you get in trouble if you do it in the store. You have to do it for free at home. I have done 28 of these stupid training session each one between 15 and 45 minutes long plus quiz. 3. The stupid training because they think that I'm stupid all of a sudden. There is nothing wrong with my sales. My sales are usually close to our top sales guys or higher. Sure, I have bad weeks, but I almost always make it on the first page when they rank us by sales. Yet, I am scheduled to waste 3 hours learning about crap that I already know from power-tripping "superiors." AND since I was scheduled for this other co-workers are suddenly treating me like I don't know anything and keep asking me if "I'm comfortable" doing certain duties. 4. Somehow, there are only a few of us who do any merchandising or shipment duties...which meant that I get the joy of carrying boxes that are too heavy for me out on the floor to go through while someone else was told his sales were so high that he doesn't have to do it...Result: I hurt myself. 5. The pay sucks and the hours suck. I used to get a lot of hours (even while in school) because I would make myself available and because you were rewarded with hours for coming in early/staying late, etc. Now, I get overloaded one week and then have so few hours the next week that I start worrying about how I'm going to pay bills. 6. I work for free. You can't leave until everything is done, but you stop getting paid the moment the store closes. 7. The boss listens to complaints and pretends to care, but changes nothing. I am educated and feel like my life is being wasted at this place.  |
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| Name: hate From: uk Job: hate it |
i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job i hate my job when i get to work the eight hour wait to go home and be out of there seems to drag on for an eternity.Whilst you have to put up with banter of 'how was ur weekend' i dont give a shit what you did with your wife,- stop boring me! whilst i nod and smile - fuck off! i go to sleep at night thinking how am i gona get through tomorrow, without loosing my cool with my co-workers and before i actually kill someone. |
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| Name: sailor From: australia Job: weapons & boarding specialist |
 Fuck this shit. Fuck my crew, you bunch of ignorant epic retards. If you combined all you're iq's it would be about 10. I'm sick of taking orders from a fat slut who can barely string a sentence together and then having to stand there and be talked down to like a piece of shit. You have never even left the safety of the air-conditioned bride, but you'll gladly send me out to risk my fucking life everyday on a stupid whim. You have no idea how to run a warship and whoever gave you command should be shot. I'm glad that I told you to go get a handful of sand and fist you're own asshole, it was worth the charge. The only purpose of the navy is to put a whole bunch of retards that cannot function in society and put them in a tin can at sea where they can't hurt anyone. I can't wait to get out of this circus. |
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| Name: sassy From: here Job: cant say |
where i work, there are about one woman to every 50 men on the shop floor. there are about 500 floor workers. that should give u an idea of what im up against. i can honestly say that men are gossipers, bullshitters, and trifiling assholes. i cureently work with a black man and i am a woman that can do exactly what he does better and faster. he hates my guts for that. i cant stand that piece of shit and hope he never comes back to work. he is so jealous of me. why wud a strong black man be so jealous of a little ol white girl? he's always sucking ass with the boss man and other top dogs. like its gonna get him anywhere. maybe one day his mouth will get sore and he will get his black ass busy doing work. |
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| Name: Sunny From: USA Job: Hotel Front Desk |
I'm a teen working in a family business, I thought it was cool, money on the side. It was hard work but I thought it was worth it. Then my dad says I have to pay for my life insurance and for living at home (note-I'm not even 17) so I work 16 hours to end up with less than half of what I'm supposed to get! I hate going to work to now, I do just about everything, front desk, laundry, and breakfast! Tomorrow will be my 3rd morning in a row I'm working, I've been working since my school let out of Thursday. Now the only break I'm getting is on Tuesday through Thursday I get to go to four hours of summer gym hell. |
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| Name: Someone please From: shoot Job: me :-( |
Just had two weeks off on holiday, due to return back to that hell hole of doom 1st thing Tuesday morning. Since Thursday just gone my insomnia has slowly began to reappear, my stomache has started to play up again, headaches are starting to reappear, along with the chest pains and my mood has become more and more depressive and i've become more and more short fused as the days loom closer and closer... This is all down to the fact that i have to return to work. I've been dreading it since Thursday and its showing in my health. In fact, i don't mind my job at all but i just dread having to deal with stupid unintelligent colleagues, immature supervisors and managers who like play childish mind games and gossip about you/everyone/everything even with stuff thats MEANT TO CONFIDENTAL!!! (very well aware after i told my manager something CONFIDENTAL and before i could even breathe the entire office knew), being picked on because i don't smoke or drink, picked on because i'm young, single, female, look after myself and watch my weight and have no kids...And NO desire to have them either (which for some reason,and this puzzles me no end, sparks some BIG jelously amounst those who have kids), company policies that change every fucking day so you have no idea whats up anymore, customers who think you can mind read and then get angry with you...Because you can't in fact mind read and know they wanted to change something. Its these things which i try to ignore for eight hours a day, six days a week. By the time my day off arrives, i'm psychologically and emotionally exhausted and because i have major insomnia during the working week and hardly sleep because of the crap above, on my day off when my insomnia temporarly goes away, all i do is bloody sleep and sleep and sleep. Honestly, i'm out for about 12-16 hours at a time. So, as a consequence i have hardly any friends and hardly see my family. All over a job. Makes you think sometimes...Is this all my lifes' about? The reasons i stay is because of the resession and there is hardly no jobs about and the pay is pretty bloody good. Like i said above, i don't mind the job but if the same job came up with another company that had little to no bullshit and petty bullying i would be gone in a heartbeat. Have seen them pop up from time to time. I'll just have to be abit patient. |
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| Name: J From: USA Job: Software Engineer |
I've been working at my job for 3 years with no pay raises, at about 1/6th the average for people with my experience and qualifications. I only get 5 days off PER YEAR (including sick days). I took a 3 day weekend this weekend for Memorial Day and I've been getting harassing phone calls from work the ENTIRE TIME. I can't get them to just leave me alone! It has completely ruined any chance of having a relaxing weekend for once. The best part? They're not paying ANY MONEY for any of these calls, I'm not officially "on call" ... EVER. I made it very clear when I started there that when I punch out, I'm my own person on my own time ... and I still get harassed. I'll probably get chewed out and wrote up on Tuesday for refusing to work on my one holiday. |
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| Name: girl54 From: london Job: ............. |
-I HATE MY JOB! i work 9-5(6.30 plus) Im the only girl in a team of pig assholes who are all higher and older. . Its hard to be positive or have a sense of humour in a job where you work with autocratic, racist, two faced asholes who just talk about everyone behind their back. I thought men weren't bitchy and two faced - i cant believe i was so wrong, their just as bad as women, if not worse. As i dont join in im an outcast 'im not right for the team' stuff u assholes. Im given orders 24/7 and dont have enough hours in the day to do everything and then talked about and told i dont do nothing, i hope you suffocate on your own vomit. I have to work overtime on a continous basis to cover work not in my job description and have appraisals to increase my workoad to meet their fuking objectives and if i comment on it this 'im not working towards achievement of better team objectives'.Whilst other people can leave at 2pm and set their own fuking working times, hows that fuking fair or democratic? Its so hard to find another job and the future is very grim when your in a a job from hell and theres no way out. |
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| Name: The Observer From: The Office Playground Job: Don't Want to Play with you! |
Today's rant theme - phony managers who try to bully staff or win them over with their loud phony laughter, fakeness and feigned appearance that they care. This coupled with a pom pom in one hand and they could be on the high school cheerleading squad. I thought high school was over..... Then again, the more rants I read on this website the more I realize that so many offices are just a microcosm of school all over again - we've got all the same groups but now they are in the office setting. Worse yet, some of these so called professionals with their "management skills" remind me a lot of the days of the bullies on the playground. Self-employment is looking very appealing..... |
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| Name: SLAVE! From: MARS Job: FUCK KNOWS |
Well, I fucking hate all you fucking mind numbing arseholes who sit all day doing fuck all you bunch of lazy fucking twats. Im gonna take the stapler to your fucking head...... And for the bitching fucking twats im gonna boil your heads in acid!.... Im more qualified that my boss, and she is one ugly motherfuking slug that looks worse than a fucking cows ass!..... Final rant, you fucking stupid, arse sucking,prick jerking,fudge packing, slutty whore jumping Cunts!!.. Get a fucking grip you childish fucking bastards........... and for the record on my boss, if you were in a burning building id pure more gas on it, to crisp your fucking body, id chuck you in a shredder and use you for shark food, you whore!!!!!!!! |