Angry of office Office town Sucking cock to arseholes Oi. You. Yeah, you. How about getting that stick out of your tight arsehole and doing something about your silly cunt of an employee? We know you know he's a cunt. So pull your finger out and do something. You back stabbing snotty slag bag. Your tits are so heavy you walk like you are about to topple over. You are not our friend. We have NOTHING in common apart from this shit hole of an office. We do not have cleaners nor do we go skiing. Your teeth are so bleached that's all people look at. That and your massive tits. You regularly morph into a rabbit before my very eyes. Fuck you for questioning my body language in a shitty meeting. If I look fucked off its because I am! Dealing with incompetent cunts all day every day may cause me to look a bit unhappy. Especially when YOU could change it all. But that would make you look bad wouldn't it? Employing an incompetent cunt with the people skills of a puss oozing leper with BO. I hate you. My colleagues hate you. You are an old washed up has been that could only get this position by sucking someone's fat cock. March 2, 2012 0 193.195.197.254
slave mother fuck don't speak just do money bitch My work has got me going through so many ups and downs it's honestly fucked. Today I had to go do an info booth for our fucked up org and tell people bullshit about our lovely fucked up organisation and get some names on a piece of paper that I will e-mail with more bull shit information later. Anyway....this useless bullshit happens everyday and it's quite demeaning and gets me downhearted sometimes. Anyway....I started researching apathy in the middle of the night and I thought I might share the definition - it's quite uninteresting just like my fucked-up job. Happy sharing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apathy 
March 2, 2012 0 68.146.107.204
PutUpon London, UK Skivvy my boss has subjected me to harassment and bullying for 12 months and has made me ill. he is a fucking shit who is only in his job because he plays golf with his manager and sucks up. what a motherfucking shitbag.he is 30 years older than me and should know better even though he still thinks it's 1970 and the bully-boy style of management still cuts it in this day and age. twat. it is like working for darth vader but with added discrimination on health grounds. i know darth vader never discriminated so my boss is worse than that tosser. i actually prefer darth vader because at least he wore a cape. my boss drives me on and on and then slags off my personality straight to my face! he has called me "curt, individualistic, and bleak". i have never once slagged off his personality so here goes: ROLL OVER AND DIE YOU BIGOT. he marked me down in my performance appraisal because i had time out of the office for sickness. somebody somewhere tell the fuck that that is illegal. i told him and he shouted at me. perhaps a divine force will intervene or he'll get clubbed to death by a 5-iron at Wentworth. here's hoping. cunt. March 2, 2012 0 83.146.14.65
laney vegas baby cocktails I hate the stupid, ugly, cunt, bitch face I have to work with. She thinks she is so hot shit, but she is a run down, middle age, skank who looks like a witch with a big honking nose, a giant mole on her check, and a mole so disgusting on her ear, it looks like it is her ungrown, attached twin!! She loves her ass, but it is really disgusting when she wears her skirt or shorts hiked up so high. She is literally a whore, who will keep two men going at once, while she prostitutes herself out of the casino. Everyone we work with says this crazy bitch is bi polar, because she will come in to work nice one day, and the next, she will slam her shit around and not talk the next. I asked a doctor about this and they said is could be borderline personallity disorder. Know this whore is a MISERABLE sick bitch, and I should feel sorry for her, but it is hard when she keeps trying to get me in trouble with our bosses by turning me in for stuff, or brings me into her drama with people we work with. She is such a cunt. I have never used that word for a woman, but there is no other for her. She always has issues with someone or another, recently she caused a problem with another girl, and all the sudden it was my fault. I had nothing to do with the issue, but she tried to bring me into it. 5 years ago before i knew this bitch was crazy, i took flowers to her house after she had an hysteretomy, she was alone with her 10 year old kid, and I asked where her boyfriend was to take care of her. She said he went to california. she came back to work and told everyone I came over to only try to pick up on her boyfriend. I know for sure she is solicitiong out of the casino, so my only hope is that she will get caught, or maybe she can start taking her medication which she has told people she should be taking, but doesnt. March 2, 2012 0 68.108.64.38
overworked minion one expensive state admin *sigh* i hate this economy....where are the cool jobs???
i hate my job. i am overworked, underpay & highly stressed out. how is it possible for my employer not get in trouble by not paying their workers over time pay? when we work over time we should get paid time & a half. but noooooo....we get paid as though we are on a regular shift. oh, let's not forget this is the same bitch who constantly changes policies & procedures & make up things to suit her whim. this is the same bitch who is so stingy that i don't get reimbursed for gas when i go on errands for her. come on...gas is so expensive now that part of my paycheck gets poured back into the company out of my own free will. i feel like i've taken 10years off of my life by working for this fuckin' retard.... March 1, 2012 0 76.14.180.72
NotYourBitch NC Graphic Designer Dear fucking moronic bitch-face fucktards who comprise a large percentage of my clients:
You make me suicidal. Really, I'm not kidding here. Over the last two years that I have been freelancing, my life has been utterly meaningless. You don't want to pay me much at all, but you want me to act as though I am a full service agency with a team of designers, project management staff - when in fact it is only me. Sure, it pays the bills, but I didn't major in graphic design to totally obliterate my life (such as it was) and sit behind my desk and computer trying to meet your impossible deadlines 24/7. I know some of you are on the other side of the world and think that while I work with you, I should totally rearrange my schedule to work around your needs, but that is fucking stupid and I am not going to do that. EVER. Also, for those of you early birds who are in a relatively similar time-zone - No, I will not be forcing myself awake at 4:30AM to work with you in "real-time." It doesn't work that way. For what you pay me, you should be THANKFUL that I am even working with you. You have stolen the happiness from my life and taken the pleasure out of making art. You have ruined me and you have killed in me anything that might have been once hopeful for something besides "getting by." FUCK YOU ALL because you make it impossible for me to move forward, and one day I might just end my life because there is no meaning in it, at all. I never see the people I love because I almost never leave the house. I am so depressed it's a struggle to do ANYTHING work related. I just want to sleep all day, but sleep isn't even an escape. Sleep usually involves nightmares, and upon awakening - I realize it's not a dream at all - I really do have 30+ emails from you all, wanting to know where I am and why I didn't respond to the email you sent five minutes ago, even though it's 2:10AM and I'm attempting to sleep. How about this - go shove your fucking logo and business card UP YOUR ASS and then tell me "oh, the color isn't exactly right... I think we need to start over but I don't want to PAY you to start over. I want you to do this for free."
Signed,
very pissed of and depressed and I hate my life. March 1, 2012 0 174.98.55.200
Toilet boy's sister from another planet Dear Boss,
It's not nearly enough to point out that you are a fucking fuckwit, your skank wig is starting to smell sour, you are an embarrassment to the field. You posess the judgement of a feral cat only your drive is/fucking/lying/narcissism with no semblance whatsoever of breeding or bringing up. You care nothing about safety or morale...but blather on about it. It's not just you, although you have been my headache for a few years now. When layoffs came, good employess with many years of dedicated service were walked out the door with not so much as a warning, certainly not weeks of warning to get their finances in order. But some fucktard consultant is here for a year and when that dickwad leaves, there are flyers posted everywhere, wishing him good luck in the future!~~ well go FUCK YOURSELVES!!! The injustice makes me SICK. Yeah, lets all wish MR-just- blew- in- to- make -a 6 figure salary doing nothing but stirring up SHIT, then onto another consulting job~ahh ya all make me sick. You corporate cocksuckers, I hope we run out of morphine just when you assholes have metatastic tumors pushing against your spines. Karma. March 1, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
Praying for the sweet release of death Never work in a veterinary office. I'll tell you why. People who are not capable of normal human interaction think to themselves, "Hmm, I don't like people, but I like animals, so I will work at a vet clinic." Problem is....then you have a whole office of people who lack basic social skills working together in the same office. Can you imagine? You want details, ok, you asked for it....
One of my coworkers has worn the same uniform for more than 30 days straight. Yes, you read that right. The same exact clothes day after day, and considering his monumental laziness I guarantee that he is not going home and washing those scrubs at night. Does management say anything to him? Nope, they pretend it's not happening.
Another coworker who also lacks normal basic hygiene picks up poop with her bare hands and then does not wash her hands. She then proceeds to touch all of the office supplies with said hands. Did I mention she also eats her scabs?
Almost every one of my coworkers is self righteous and thinks EVERYTHING about their life is so damn interesting, but yet, when you open up to share an interesting tidbit about your life they shut you out and start talking about themselves again.
One of the bosses gets paid a good 50k a year to sit at her desk in the back and do absolutely nothing. Oh yeah, her husband left her over two years ago, but she continues to pine away for him. She just can't believe he didn't want to be with her. That's what happens when you treat people like shit.
Three ago when the economy started to sour the head boss told us that we wouldn't be getting raises for the foreseeable future. He then went out and bought a brand new BMW. Three years later....still no raise for us, but yet the office has plenty of money to spend on stupid shit that is not necessary.
Sometimes I think that I'd be happier living in a tent in the woods then slaving away for a bunch of fucking nimrods. March 1, 2012 0 96.244.205.71
Fat ugly LIAR Anyone work with a higher up who constantly lies and get's away with it? If this guy goes home one more time for either being in the hospital or having surgery, we'll have to give him an Oscar-you fat overgrown fuck face. I hate you. I hope you choke on your own lying tongue. It looks like your days are numbered since this shit company is going down the toilet. You fat baby. You are nothing more then a piece of shit. now go die asshole. March 1, 2012 0 184.91.29.27
Mighty fucked off London Aking that fat cunt look good Dear horrible fucktard of a manager. You are a fuckwit. You look and sound like a retard. People mistake you for an adult with learning disabilities. You and your wife are greedy fat fucktards who should be jailed for child abuse. Can you foie gras a child? Cause I think you've managed it with your obese daughter. Ive had enough of trying to explain your behaviour to people. You are making me sick. Have you any idea that your peers think you are a complete cunt? No of course not, because YOU ARE A WANKER. I could scream CUNT at you and it wouldn't stick would it? I can't wait to leave this shitty cunting job so I never ever have to see you ugly gross face again. Oh, and how about doing more than data entry for your £50k job? You utter utter mother fucking knob jockey. Go fuck yourself. Cunt. March 1, 2012 0 78.105.86.106
Fones The Void Moan @me Sometimes I am left wondering about the intelligence of people sometimes. When you work in a company whose main purpose is to provide a service to people they think because they pay money, they have some given right to treat you like a shit they stepped in. I don't know why that is, maybe its to make them feel better after they've been kicked. No idea...
But when you provide a service to people that is ongoing, you supply them with free equipment as a "Thanks" for taking the service, so they can then use their service. Pretty simple.
So why is it, when these ass sucking retarded people complain about their equipment, and you say to them, you're under no obligation to use it and if you want to use your own, you can do... these scrotum rubbing assheads think they can whine on, throw strops, lose their tempers etc... in the hope you will send them more equipment, which will be EXACTLY the same as the equipment they already have?
Then you have your bosses, Ive seen how those guys roll. Its always the same, the underlings are there working hard non-stop and the managers sit at their desks maybe sending out the odd email and perhaps they'll be browsing eBay or checking facebook while everybody else is working like crazy. Why the FUCK is it, that the higher up you go on the ''ladder'' the less you have to do? Is that fair is it just? Them that work hardest get paid the least, and do the worst hours.
So on a final note, I will say GRAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! March 1, 2012 0 82.0.93.167
FedUp CT Legal The UGLY 40 year old bitch in my office who is whoring herself out to our boss for time off, who sits on her computer all day and does absolutely nothing work related, but instead spends her days printing out senior citizen cruise itineraries to go on with her senior mother who is her BEST and only friend. Guess what WHORE, if you were half as lascivious with your creeeeepy lying cheapskate nudist 99cent-frozen-pizza-every-night-eating husband as you are with your SEVENTY year old boss, then maybe you wouldn't have such a miserable dysfunctional marriage. Get some self respect, WHORE, and stop whoring yourself for a lousy occasional paid day off and a free bagel every morning you fatass carb WHORE...you only work 30 hours a week anyway! And HIM! I have told him that she has told me in confidence that he is sexually harrassing her - and he is a LAWYER - but he can't think past his dick and LOOOOOVVVES the attention...even though she is truly one of the ugliest mousy people I have ever met. Lose some weight. Pluck those HIDEOUS eyebrows that look like albino caterpillars. Throw some colour in that MOUSY brown hair and cover all that grey. Slap on some self tanner for cripes sake. Whiten those awful well water stained teeth. Stop dressing like you are 87 years old. Stop whispering like that makes you sexy - BECAUSE THERE IS NOOOTTTHHHHIIINNNNGGG even remotely sexy about you, ugly bitch. You're a hideous scheming manipulating hypocritical WHORE BAG. March 1, 2012 0 108.199.119.171
Retard, apparently Somewhere better Fucked You know what, you may be daughter to one boss, sister to the other and niece the another boss, but I tell you that you aint worth shit!
You fucking stomp around like you already own the place, stop living off the back off your family's money and try to fucking do something other than be a nause and think being a "good business woman" entails you stomping round with miss-matched clothes (Hello, you're in the fashion business, leopard jogging bottoms DO NOT GO with fur trimmed hooker boots - cunt).
You talk all this shit loudly in front of me hoping that what, I'll break down? Well I won't you twat because I've got things you'll never have: class, friends, boyfriend, and substance - you complete asshole!
Oh yeah, if you think snidey comments and watching me squirm make you think you've got the upper hand, just you WAIT until I leave (soon), because if you carry on I WILL tell your fucking psychotic dad that you fucked one of his employees who used to "do your dad a favour" by picking you up from school, dirty bitch! They may think you're a 'good asian girl' who is still a virgin and waiting for your wedding day, but I know different. And knowing what a complete sociopath your dad is, my guessing is that he will take you out of the business and keep you indoors with your crazy auntie and (actually quite nice) mother forever.
Hahaha! Who is smirkily laughing now, bitch! March 1, 2012 0 2.27.151.137
George Wales Mcdonalds Bunch of inbred dull fucks. I'm the only one here with some brains so they rely on me to do EVERYFUCKINGHTHING! The owner cant be fucked to give pay rises. Hes to scrandgey and scabby to do that! We get coal for pay! I cant afford fucking anything and i spend half my life at the smelly pile of shit of a place. I miss out on so much things with friends and family. I never have time to relax. My sleeping pattern is fucked because of pathetic slave hours. I get my 2 days split apart all of the time so i have no chance to do fucking ANYTHING. Im alive to slave at this shit whole of a place. I cant find another job. I hate this country! March 1, 2012 0 109.157.130.95
Spanner Monkey UK Does everything No customers, sat bored out my tree. Fucking hate this job at the moment, I'm thinking of retraining and going to work in an Indian Call Centre March 1, 2012 0 93.152.107.220
* Belfast * So annoyed with this shit here. I don't know how long I can take this bullshit I experience here everyday. Seriously I would rather clean toilets or do whatever. This is absolutely the WORST job in the world and my co wokers are the most sad and stupid people I have EVER met in my life! Get a fucking life you ugly creatures!! March 1, 2012 0 170.65.192.6
monkey on the leash zoo (Belfast - up the hill) I wonder how low one's dignity can sink. Do I not even have my private space at my desk, where random colleagues chat away in pub-style without considering if I could get a call? Tied to this leash I sit here with everyone trampling on me while they can! Go to the zoo if you want to see some sad, imprisoned animals. But never, never even think about working in a callcentre. Even as a cleaner or dustman you have a more respectable job than on the callfloor. March 1, 2012 0 170.65.192.6
Slave Toronto Retail Fuck you, to the trio dumb bitches I put up with on a daily basis who harass me and humiliate me infront of customers. Fuck you to my manager who shows every late everyday and Im always stuck dealing with the bullshit. This company is a fucking joke and I hope you all get run over. March 1, 2012 0 184.175.13.101
cookie here worker Najis kuti bitch. I will piss in your cup next time cunt. Hate the fuck out of you. March 1, 2012 0 82.132.138.138
The Return of Toilet Boy Want to feel like an expendable number, doing things that have no basis in logic? Work for a corporation.
Want to feel like a child, expected to forsake your personal life to fulfill your duty as an employee? Work for a family owned business.
I've worked each, more than once and spent my life despising my job. March 1, 2012 0 69.221.0.103
Nicole Taylorsville Ky Manager I have had it will all the lies you fat hairy bitches spread about everyone. You are horrid women that try to hide ur intimidation by belittling others. Go run to our boss and tell her more lies, you cant do your jobs, the weight you carry makes u gross and slow, and intelligence is seriously lacking. i am pregnant and can still out perform both of you. YOUR UNORGANIZED, lazy, mean, and are both a waste of human life. March 1, 2012 0 141.0.10.27
Boss Jockey Nowhere, USA Do Everything I have an original problem. My boss is the nicest person. Ever. I adore him completely.
The problem is that he is doesn't work. Seriously.
How can you be at your desk 50-80 hours a week, and produce nothing?
He is so nice that he comprehends that he doesn't work. But he doesn't really do much about that. He talks about how he would fire himself. He says the whole place would fall apart if I were gone, and I can say objectively that it certainly would.
He returns phone calls only sporadically, he neglects email, he makes bad business decisions, he squanders resources, he is not on time, he is completely unreliable, he doesn't do things he says he will, he can't manage his time, he is impervious to accountability and I feel like I'm going mad trying to hold it all together.
But he's the kindest person you'd ever meet.... Go figure. March 1, 2012 0 66.103.169.60
Jessica Sydney Retail Assistant i work in a big company and management is absolutely shocking. they are just plain crap. i am sick of them being users and taking sick days when they are not sick. then they steal your ideas and act like it was their idea to other managers. they dont care bc its not their business they are just there to pay the bills. they always want something from you but never want to give something in return.
and other staff annoy me too. anything to get out of work. there;s another girl there that ALWAYS steals everyones sales and gets commission on it. and management dont say anything. some people get paid too much and others dont get paid enough. it really stresses me out. i am a good employee and i am totally sick of this place. i just feel like walking out on them. March 1, 2012 0 121.219.145.94
The Target The Hood I Stand There and Fart I like that there's a lack of work. Seriously, maybe it's time to lay some people off so they can get unemployment insurance. The whole harassing them hoping they quit just isn't getting it. March 1, 2012 0 68.14.83.180
Sum dude Pittsburgh Sum job I fuckin hate this dude, even before he became manager. Now he is manager, I find out how much of a dumass he really is. I used to like coming to work now I jus dread goining, especially the days he's there. Why would you come to work on a off day and 1.5 hours of work but not stay later the night before. Oh, thats right, to go home and play video games!!! Thats why ur fake peurto rican flame left you, your fuckin boring! Then you come to work and take fuckin forever to do anything. Thats if you do some work other than rearranging the damn store. I hope he gets fired for being a fuckin slow ass dumass!!! February 29, 2012 0 71.236.105.165
Freakinout New York Office Drone I hate my boss! He is completely insensitive, irresponsible, and a total moron. He does nothing but dump work on people and make their lives harder. And he thinks he's great! When anybody points out something he did wrong, he just makes some stupid excuse and blames someone or something else. He never ust says he's sorry, because he's not.
I wish I could ust walk out and never come back. Hope his ADD ass gets busted some day. And the freaking recruiter who got me the job told me he was a great guy! Thanks , buddy! February 29, 2012 0 65.96.178.255
AAAAAAAAAAgh! little pecker heads get out of my fucking ear nothing like little pencil neck IT geeks running around "mee meee meee mmmeeee me mee m did you here what happened on comedy cenral,? did yo uhere what happened on the Office TV show? did you here my high score in counter strike? ...did you they have basketball at chuck cheese ememe meemememeeme mememem " "oh you aren't supposed to do that, you're retarded me mememe mememmem mee you are immature and on and on and on and on" and you just have to fucking sit there and take it because you want to keep your job.
Get the fuck out of my fucking face you puerile annoying spoon-fed fucking misanthropic apathetic cynical little know-it-all faggotised fucking douche. Holy crap! I was on my third job when you were still sucking on your mom's tit. February 29, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
kunta Kinte Maryland Corporate Slave Ah, fuck this job. Im so goddamned sick of picking up the slack for the other assholes in this building.
I've been here SIX fucking years and I haven't got a raise or a promotion. I guess the only way to get promoted is to suck the fat cock of the obese CEO. FUCK all you all, y'all some bitches, all you fucks do is goof off and play on the internet all day while I slave at my desk.
Mike Sewell, the young man with down syndrome in the 1990 McDonalds commercial would make a much better coworker than all of you.
One day thd public is gonna find out about our shady dealings, karma is a bitch. February 29, 2012 0 174.252.122.112
screw me please Fl where the sun never shines no opinion necessary I lie everyday saying that work is fine. I am scared to tell anybody anything because they will reword it and somehow I will be blamed for something. my manager tries to be friends with her employees and takes every suggest from her pet and changes everybody/s lives... yes lives I say. changing peoples work hours and now saying that even though we take a day off and have it approved and signed, we can not be guaranteed that day off. What kind of mother fuckin bull shit is that. Some workers get to hang out and nobody says anything. And I am at lunch and get questioned by manager what I am doing. I know life isnt fair but god damn open your mother funkin eyes and pick on the lazy people. I am always doing something at work, and she writes an email to me that about milking the clock. I am working on the computer doing things that people have asked for and they assume I am jerking off. It's getting harder everyday to be fake to these ass holes. I wish I could walk around at work with an alcoholic beverage and take a sip every time somebody pisses me off... I would be feeling good by 7am. February 29, 2012 0 65.33.215.254
Melissa Bloch Appleton Wisconsin Customer Service
I am so angry all the time. I can't get out of this dead end job and I can't get a new position. I am just so trapped. I want to quit but I have too many bills to pay and I am too chicken shit to actually quit. I fluctuate between wanting to cry and wanting to scream. Mostly scream. Please God help me get out of this job. Please God help. February 29, 2012 0 184.59.225.100
susan california legal person I hate this fucking bitch I work with. She does not do any work and is the quasi supervisor when the boss isn't there. I love my boss but fucking hate her. She told me not to wear these pants today because they were not professional. The stupid fucking bitch looks like a slob most of the time and has the fucking nerve to tell me what to wear. FUCKING bitch! February 29, 2012 0 66.87.0.15
mr. bean idiots willage brain washer corporate is evil, leave now or die, and before you leave, don't forget to say fuck you! !!! February 29, 2012 0 93.137.211.210
crazedmountainsurfer Earth Old person sitter
Another long day of hell. Sitting with an elderly person is fine. But sitting a SENILE old person is awful. Since I started this job 9 months ago, this person has gone downhill. Half the time they don't even remember their own name. This person can't tell when they are crapping or pissing on them-self. There's only so many times you can tell the same answer to the same question in a day. My boss wont listen to me when I tell him that she is getting worse. I suppose if it were MY company and I had a person that required 24 hour care, that I'd worry about losing them too. But, the safety for both the client and the aides are at risk here. This person can barely stand on their own anymore, so lifting someone who outweighs you by 30-50 lbs. is hard work. Yes, we are trained for lifting people, but it's still hard on anyone after a while. I go home mentally AND physically exhausted. I can't wait until I find something else to do. February 29, 2012 0 50.78.165.54
HotHead the pit pit rat Professional bastards. Formal boring goddamned polite people. Glad to work in a box, glad to eat fake food and watch other people's fake lives on fake reality TV. Goddamned Oscars. Boring people watching boring movies made by snotty overpaid fucks pretending to have really interesting lives. In America everyone should get an hour lunch with beer on tap in the break room. France knows what's up. They work like ten hours a week. That's smart. Drink wine, work little. That's the way of the future. February 29, 2012 0 155.101.198.111
I hope they boot you I hate my big boss. Well 2 of them. One of them got the boot-THANK GOD. This asshole's idea of running an office is to make his staff live in fear by bullying. If he walked down the hallway he thought he was God. LOL damn fool. He would yell at his staff and soon manager's took on this habit. The next in line is even worse. He has a personality of mud-shit mud. I cannot tell you how miserable this man has made my life. He has been rude and the bullying in this place was like a fire.
I am looking for a new job BUT I am SO HAPPY your terror IS OVER. God forbid you ask a simple question-they literally make you feel like you're a retard. Awful management. I hope those 2 get the BOOT. It's nice to see karma. So for all of you with bullying bosses-karma happens.I'm still looking for work because I truly hate this company.
So to pencil head and bullhead-FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHA. Burn in hell-losers. I am soooo freakin happy the big boss got thrown out :D February 29, 2012 0 184.91.44.169
Idiot Texas Foot stool ....WHY IN THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT!?
Just because I dont "obtain proper information" like you want me to, does not mean you have to make me feel AS LOW AS DIRT... YOU KNEW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! So whyyyyyy interigate me about shit I have no clue about!
THERE ARE NO CLASSES FOR MY POSSITION, OTHERWISE I WOULD'VE TAKEN THEM TO BETTER "MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS!" So why rant about my LACK OF KNOWLEDGE about this BUSINESS!?
Teach me, Asshole, don't fucking degrade me. February 29, 2012 0 207.70.146.84
bored 2 death The better part of my life is wasted on meaningless shit-chores. I want to go outside and run wild. Instead I have to listen to people blather about budgets and their goddamned whatever it was. Work shit ass! February 29, 2012 0 155.101.198.111
Doormat Shithole Doormat You are a mother fucking piece of shit plus....you fucking go behind my back to some fucking outside vendor who sold you the brooklyn bridge and god forbid that you listen to my years of experieince. You are not only a fucking piece of shit, but a fucking moron as well.
And guess what bitch...I just learned that another one quit because of you.
I can't wait to get an offer to give you my resignation, I'd fart it out my ass all over your face and then as I leave have memory lapse and forget things.....
FUCK YOU February 29, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
Doormat Shithole Doormat You are a real low life piece of dog shit. Here it is a guy is on vacation with his family and when he gets home he is greeted with a letter telling him that he was fired. How low is that? You don't even have the balls to face him and tell him to his face but send a letter instead.
You are one sorry fucking piece of shit. You should just take your shiney new Jag and drive into on coming traffic.
First you fire a woman and replace her with someone younger and Hispanic and now you fire someone by mail? Yep, you are a fucking piece of shit. I hope to see your ass in front of a judge. February 29, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
fuck you shandong china teacher of sorts Old fucking cunts coming into this country cause their penis is too small to penetrate anything back at home need to get the fuck off my back already ok? I’m 23, I have a degree and can speak two languages – you have a small cock and your 30 btw your girlfriend is my ex and I fucked her in the ass 2 months ago. Talk shit about me all you want but you just look like a dirty nigger vampire. I hope you die from cancer and ill have a nice aeroplane shit in your mouth from 6feet above. dick. February 29, 2012 0 65.49.2.184
Frustrated Shithole Pure Boreness Another day in the hell I work since the last 10 months.
I wanna shit in everyone's face one by one!! And shit on the walls and then burn this place and let them all die burn and with the smell!!!
To my manager! I CANNOT even hear your voice anymore!! Everytime you speak I just feel by heart beating with HATEEEE. You barely speak English you are rude and you think you are the best... but you are nothing but a UGLY DISGUSTING ABORTION!! Wish you a slow death.. You and the whores that blow you to have a promotion (cheap promotion btw)... The only thing that makes me happy is that you are so dum and stupid that one day you will starve to death, because I understand that this shit company have promoted you because is as shitty as you are... but no one with good sense will.... YOU SUCK! Stop giving me orders!! Stop lying to people! You might be the boss! But that doesnt give you the right to give me orders! Im an employe... not a slave!! I bet you are a Nazi pig but frustrated because you have a small cock!!!
And for the stupid asslickers OMG!! I cannot deal anymore with your passive behaviour, saying everything is ok to him just because you are all loosers and admit to be treated like shit...
And stop bitching when someone leaves saying that you hope they will not go for worst! GUESS what you fucking lickers!! At least people are trying and have the courage to fight for better!! YOU just want to be stuck in this shitty company forever saying yes to everything your passive cunts! BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL DESPERATE PEOPLE!
And for my dear collegue that sits at the end of the row!! FUCK YOU!!
You think you speak very well but you dont!! Your voice and speech is like a boy that just came out of a social ghetto trying to place nice words in the middle!! You suck!! You are a looser!! You are 30 years old and you are stuck in this underpaid stupid shithole!! Good luck then!! You will find no better! Because you are stupid!!
I hate this place! I hate my colleagues!!
Thank god Im still young and working out to move out of this mess!!!
As for the rest!!! Be happy with your ridiculous existence!
I HATE YOU ALL!! February 29, 2012 0 170.65.192.6
bla bla bla N. you are so ugly! Everytime I look at you i feel the need to vomit. You are 30 years old and I am sure you NEVER had a girlfriend. This workplace is your life. I totally understand why because nobody wants you. You are a sad ugly creature! February 29, 2012 0 170.65.192.6
*** UK Being bored as fuck This job is the most ridicolous job I have ever had. Sitting at my desk 8 hours and waiting for someone to call. With these 2 or 3 calls a day, how can you call this a job?! We were promised a bonus last year, never seen any of it. You are a bunch of fucking liars!!! It is ridicolous and I hate this place so much!!! Doing nothing all day and listening to the laugh of my uber-motivated co workers is doing my head in. Don't you have a goal in life?! Apparently not, because all they can do is kiss the boss' ass and literally sucking him off in a toilet at some of their great organized parties. You all mean nothing to me, you are a bunch of sad people with no perspective and you will always stay in this fucking call center fucking the boss to get some attention!!!! I hate you all and I wish I would find a new job sooner, the greatest gift will be to not see your ugly faces anymore! February 29, 2012 0 170.65.192.6
Me Hopeless place I am just here at my desk and I wish I could just glue the mouth of my colleagues with super glue... This is a fucking shitty souless company.. so I dont need to hear all your stupid conversations!! Do you have brains at all!! I understand there is nothing to do in this ridicolous place but still you dont have to behave like if you were at the pub! CUNTS!! Hate you all and this fucking company!! FUCK you allllll you bootlickers and bitches and pigs February 29, 2012 0 170.65.192.6
Katie big island off the west coast sales advisor (Dogsbody) Was working 4 days a week p/t now 5 days, same hours. February 29, 2012 0 178.167.205.113
Teacher Auatralia Teachet My boss needs to fuck off! My teachers do so much for the school and all I hear is what you are not happy about. Perhaps you could thank us for the work that we do! Sorry that I was at work from 8:30 am to 9:30 pm and need say all I hear is that you are not happy. WELL IM NOT HAPPY TO GIVE UP MY LIFE FOR YOUR FUCKEN SCHOOL!!!!!! February 29, 2012 0 122.148.97.239
Fuck yeah the nightmare's over Gave my 2 weeks notice and got the fuck out of there on Friday, of course after working one last 12 hour shift without lunch or break. Didn't get the chance to say goodbye to anyone (darn). Gave the double flip on the way out of town. Yes, I took a salary cut to move on. Still haven't realized that the nightmare has ended. Hopefully I will be happier. Until the next report, I'll say my goodbyes to those bitches here: FUCK ALL OF YOU. I hope you rot in your incestuous little suck ass world. Oh and to the top bitch and your posse: Onemogain...Haters gonna HATE.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 28, 2012 0 75.136.38.240
Fuck me over please BFE Bitch Really? The new guy gets the schedule I've been waiting to get for 1 1/2 years? Oh, and I get to cover for him while he has the 1/2 day off I've been waiting for? What the Hell!!! I hate this place! I can't wait until I can tell you all to go fuck yourselves! 4 more years of this Hell is going to make me even more of a bitch..... February 28, 2012 0 107.5.119.98
blah blah blah i fucking hate this company... fuck you fuck you fuck you and you and all of those stupid mornons who i don't know how the fuck got the management positions. fuck you people... i hate you all...
i don't really know why the fuck do i have to deal with this shit, when i'm smart, well educated and hot, as everyone admits.... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! god give me patience and strength to deal with this until i get my admission and get the fuck out of this shitty place... February 28, 2012 0 38.106.51.162
Think You'll Find I do... To the alcoholic, manic-depressive, rude, obnoxious, low-life, argumentative, pathetic creature that I have to share a workplace with - You are scum, your best days are behind you, you life and your alcoholism will just get worse and worse and worse.
Why not just end it it now you feeble sad dirty argumentative cocksucker - because do you know what my aim is? #
You.
Out.
And I'll be there when you fuck up and I'll make sure it's all done proper and correct and you'll be out the door because at the end of the day, you WILL fuck up.
You can't control your drinking, your body is getting older, and you're not half as clever as you like to think you are. You are not unmanageable, or untouchable and at the end of the day you can belong to every single union under the sun, but when you fuck up, they'll be no help to you... neither will I.
Rest assured you are now stitched up at every golden opportunity and I think you'll find I have the authority to do a whole load of shitty things to you whilst I'm waiting for your heart to explode....
Hurry up and die - cunt. It'll be for the best. February 28, 2012 0 109.158.205.158
overworked and underrated at work but wishing i weren't the slave-driven
i just wonder why people cannot be solutions-oriented when it matters. i really don't get it. i worked all afternoon on something which i didn't know was against protocol, and when i finished it, i was told it was. which means i have to do it over, and it's due today!!! for the love of god! what the hell? February 28, 2012 0 121.96.162.30
Skybox Philly Res life My boss is a evil c**t monster with a bad tan and a brown nose from sniffing ass all the time. February 28, 2012 0 155.247.137.149
Slave London Big Suck Audit Manager I fucking hate work.
Hate my pretentious bosses and retarded clients.
Wish someone would lay the Bitch Troll from Hell that I'm currently working with. February 28, 2012 0 90.209.138.129
You are one fat head So I work at this shit hole. I hate my job but surf the net for hours. I feel trapped and bored beyond belief. It's obvious this company is slowly heading to Hell. I really hate my "leader" who is a fat retard. He this enormously fat man but has the mentality of a kid. He works 6 hours a day-and has probably an hour worth of work. He's useless tool.
I will quit. Oh and to that fat looking she "man" who thinks she cute. Your not. Your nearing 40 but look 50. Your fat and your skin looks weathered. Go lose 25 pounds and then you can pretend you hot. I would love to smash your skull to the concert for all the bullying you've done. But with a face like that, it's enough damage. you fucking bitch February 28, 2012 0 184.91.44.169
Doormat Shithole Doormat I'll make it easy,
I hate my fucking job, I hate my fucking company, I really hate my fucking boss. Any questions? February 28, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
Jamie England Techy I swear to fucking god. This so called company is supposed to find me a job yet they haven't fucking bothered.
I think of myself as a hard worker, yet it seems that all te drug using cretins are of a higher priority.
IT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT!
They need to get heir fucking arses in gear or I'll top myself
RANT FUCKING OVER February 28, 2012 0 78.145.160.52
Lola Somewhere prozac-less :-( Secretary My co-workers regularly irritate and annoy but hey that's just a part of working life - right? I'm willing to over look their little quirks. I can even make light of the fact that absolutely none of them can touch a printer, photocopier, fax machine or computer without breaking it, meaning my time is spent fixing everything.
But you "A" - you just put yourself firmly on my shit list. How dare you? How fucking dare you complain to our manager that I didn't complete the piece of work you gave me on time when I asked you not once but twice - TWICE - when the job needed to be done by and was told "whenever" and "just fit it in around what you already have".
Did the dictionary change when I wasn't looking? Does "whenever" mean by the end of the week now? Does "just fit it in around what you already have" now translate to "end of the day"?
Or perhaps you think I have ESP? And was able to psychically pull the information from your oversized head during the two occasions that I specifically asked for this information but you refused to provide it.
Here's a newsflash for you, if you need a task completing within a specific deadline - tell me what the deadline is. Don't say "whenever" when you mean within 48 hours.
But most especially don't refuse to provide relevant information and then try to screw me over for "not meeting standards" when not only do I keep a record of all tasks / deadlines given (always best to protect your back) I asked you in front of someone else who is prepared to act as a witness when I have my review with my manager tomorrow.
Cos you'll only make yourself look like the shit faced inbred moron that you really are. February 28, 2012 0 213.249.245.41
Slave nobody Shittsville Ass cleaner I work hard and bust my ass to get work done each and everyday. But if you work for the company that I unfortunately work for these douchbags just like to point out every little error they can find. They micromanage every little thing there is to look good to the bigger douchbag bosses. If you sneeze in the back of the warehouse the entire company will know and it will be brought up during a meeting five years later. If you drop a little piece of paper there will be a meeting about it. You are told where to eat, where to park, how to dress. Next thing they will be telling you how to wipe your ass and will probaby come in the bathroom to show you. I fucking HATE this goddamn company!!!!! I can't wait to pay off my bills and quit. To "G" you are a stupid, powertripping, asshole. The same goes with you "D" but you're also a CUNT!!! And "T" you are the biggest ass kisser ever!!
FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!! February 28, 2012 0 74.198.9.155
C DC village idiot My job is killing me. I'm intelligent, well educated, and I'm very willing and capable of doing a bang-up job. Instead of being treated well, I'm treated like I'm the village idiot. I have no motivation, I'm depressed, and I'm stuck in this dead-end job. My boss interrupts every sentence I say, his boss hates me, I have no promotion potential, and instead I'm thrown piss-ass bonuses and I'm expected to fawn all over them for tossing me a bone. I'm completely pigeonholed, I'm not doing work I was hired to do, and I still have 20 years to go until retirement. Oops, gotta go, time to go have a pointless meeting in which I'll just stare out the window for an hour. I'm so gladIi went to college. February 28, 2012 0 161.80.39.227
masta blasta Blast from the past tearing ass on gay Nelsen Dude I am completely tearing ass today. Nothing gives me quite as much satisfaction as blasting my trombone every time my fat gay boss passes by. February 28, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
king of pain how does a lead floor qc, put a skid of bottles on hold for the bottle being off front to back by.003? that is thinner than a sheet of paper. But bottles with bent necks and holes, let those go to the customer. How is this possible? as a company we will not survive with this behavior. How is it we cant even keep temporary employees? serious issues that are not being confronted. never in all my years have I worked for a company where this behavior is allowed to continue evenafter it is brought to managements attention. February 28, 2012 0 69.47.165.8
John Idiotville Idiot Had planned on keeping quitting a secret until it came closer til I got called out for something I didn't do. I spazzed out, said everyone can f themselves and said everyone there is basically retarded. Too bad I have more than half a year left there, oops. LOL February 28, 2012 0 207.118.116.70
Life sux balls asian losers sales Just had two clients back to back yelling at me and when i went to my boss to help me explain to the client he took their side instead of even listening to what i have to say nor explain my side of the story. Both of the clients talked to each other and came into terms that they want to make my life miserable.
And when i ask for help, they were too busy smoking or yapping about their personal life. Wow i love my job! February 28, 2012 0 220.255.1.129
ms. super patient from the land of idiots sit and fix the printer Though I have tons to rant about, I just had to tell someone that I'm quitting in 3 weeks and they have no clue. Not trying to be malicious, but hell will be raised and the building may split in half when I go.
And I'm totally not going to miss one bit of it. February 27, 2012 0 146.115.44.16
Me Uranus Worker Have you seen the supervisor? Have you seen the supervisor? Oh there she is in the cafeteria texting again. Oh there she is flirting again. You would think she could take a few minutes out of the day to actually supervise. Stupid bitch. She has no clue. Karma will come around, and then we'll see who's laughing. February 27, 2012 0 98.142.249.194
just like you eveywhere apparently idiot I read your rants. I post them, too. I am a very low manager and i get sh:-) t on just like you. Come on, we need to know what we are worth! Are we working to live or living to work? It doesnt matter anymore. I will change my life, starting tomorrow, so I don't have to put up with this anymore. I am not having another heart attack over this job. I will not nope, won't do it. Change gonna do me good. good. CHange it, stop bitching about it. I will go back to school and finish my dwgree. I am changing my circumstance, but will you? This is for ME. Good luck. I can't continue to bitch if I don't take ownership of my life. February 27, 2012 0 208.54.87.191
hopeless bitter new guy It sucks. It just sucks. Ranting won't even help. I am going to have to kill someone. bwahahahaha February 27, 2012 0 97.96.234.53
another 99%'er HicksVille Educator Let's see, I had a stroke less than 3 weeks ago and you're pissing about how it forced an event to be pushed back a couple of weeks. How inconvenient that I had a stroke and was in ICU for a week. Guess what, one doesn't bounce back instantly from that and will need some time before trying to run that marathon of an event. By the way, when you make false accusations make sure that the person you are attacking was actually there that day! Nothing shows your incompetence more than not even knowing the schedule of the 6 people who you share with other buildings. Do the students and teachers of the building as well as the tax payers of the state a favor and quit being a principal and go into a job where people don't need to put up with your incompetence. February 27, 2012 0 24.230.181.83
WorkerBee Not where I want to be Needs Revising Ever notice how the Human Resources Division of a company is designed to work for management and not those being managed? What's an employee to do when you're tired of running in circles and banging your head? Buy better shoes with your peanut wages and additional gauze to cushion the head bumps because your health care sucks? February 27, 2012 0 108.73.140.111
Karing Davis, USA IT I work at an upper division education institution and surprise!, I completely loathe and disrespect with my entire being my manager. What? After being part of this working environment for several years, I have matured enough to realize that some in upper management are so drinking the flipping kool-aid, no doubt about it and my manager is obviously guzzling the liquid. This particular individual should never, never have been hired; should never work with women and should be fired immediately (Trump style - quick and heartless) but that would mean a reorganization and oh no, can't do that because the cretin would sue (been done)... And yes, I've gone up the food chain to ask for help and now I'm ranting here - get the picture? This individual manages by intimidation and bullying, is outwardly paranoid, outlived his usefulness (his job duty is totally obsolete and should no way in hell be managing my work area - can you smell the cut back here...but it won't be him even though we'd save big bucks, not miss him and be more productive), lies so blatantly that he's laughed at and all the office snickers in front of him during his constant diatribes of bull. Scary, the man believes his own lies. He's not old enough to have participated in some of the historical events he claims to have been part of - Al Gore type behavior without the niceties. By opening his mouth, he immediately insults the intelligence of the office "forced" audience by bothering to speak and it's not just myself that can't stand the idiot - I'm part of a majority. Sadly, it's within this great institution I work that destructive individuals are allowed to thrive because they can't make it in the private sector (fired) due to tight management protection in the higher education environment. So the good people leave or wait it out for the worthless to retire. Me, I've updated my resume and doing so makes me angry and disgusted because I have a great position and don't want to leave yet, do a kick ass job and work well with my peers but working under a bully is exhausting and my life is more important than strategically planning how to survive the day with a bully, life is hard enough. This individual is worthless and getting paid (rewarded) large to be so. I'm a great worker and getting paid little more than a work study student and have to deal with this... Insulting isn't it? February 27, 2012 0 108.73.140.111
Fucked Right Off I am so fucking sick of working for someone who cannot clearly appreciate that I can doa good fucking job. I have been working my arse off for years with no help, no support and as soon as I dare to say something I am hauled over the coals and left for the vultures who get paid far more than they deserve. I'm aware that there have been dozens of official complaints from other staff over the years but none of it is any good and does nothing. I'd be a fucking great manager and do you know why? I din't give a fuck about spreadsheets, I don't give a fuck about pieces of paper. I give a fuck about people, how they feel, what they can do. If you gave a fuck about how I felt and what I can do then you'd realise the fucking spreadsheets and paperwork would take care of themselves. But no, you have to drag me down, make me feel like shit just to get your kicks. You're working on sacking me, fine. We all know I'm good at my job and you're just picking holes. My conscience is clear. At the end of the day I am me and you are you. How the fuck you sleep at night is anyone's guess. February 27, 2012 0 90.213.74.28
tinker a really shit company it varies Oh dear! I work for a bunch of clueless morons, some of whom I would dearly like to drive my fist through their heads. Even the occasionally less despicable imbecile is as thick as pigshit and bereft of merit, warranting only contempt. Bunch of cunts. February 27, 2012 0 86.12.47.23
Flaco Iowa Slave Fuck you bitch. Get off you high horse. and find a new hobby. Try disciplining your kids instead of coming in here and treating us like that. Fuck you. If i wanted you job i could take it. I DON'T want you job so fuck off and let me do my job instead of criticizing mine. Can i sue a company for putting the only bitch as my boss? BTW her name is SUE. February 27, 2012 0 206.137.156.25
Sick Tired Listening to Bullshit I fucking hate my job. I want to quit so bad. Just want to get out of there. I can feel my organs convulsing and turning into themselves hours before I have to go into work. I fucking hate listening to our customers...no ma'am i'm sorry you cannot use this expired coupon...then I get fucking yelled at for the print on the coupon being small, because I'm the one who prints and mails all those little fuckers out over the nation, stupid bitch. I swear, if I have to hear on more customer bitch about how the "small print" on the coupon is "too small" and treat me like it's my fault, i'm going to fucking lose it. Im going to tell that customer to shove their coupon right up their ass.
Oh, and let us not forget the rewards cards we have to pass out. You either want one or you don't. I couldn't really give a fuck about your feelings on rewards card in general or how many you have in your wallet, the only reason I ask is because, if I don't i'm going to get a customer who comes along and rips me a new one, because I didn't remind them to take out their stupid fucking card, excuse me people! Take responsibility, think, oh...i'm at the register, maybe I should have my form of payment out, my coupons and my dumb little fucking card. But nope, It's my job to make sure all the retards who come through the lines are actually ready to pay...if I had a fucking dollar for every time I had to remind people they actually have to give me money in exchange for the things they want, I wouldn't have to worry about quitting.
People are so stupid...so god damn stupid. February 27, 2012 0 108.193.205.128
Doormat Shithole Doormat Oh your boy little wonder boy does not want to work..cry baby cry. So you let him play all day watching his kitties on his laptop. Poor poor poor little cry baby. Oh god forbid if I correct the poor little bastard for he will cry some more. Oh poor little cry baby. You let the little prick get away with everything all because he is a little cry baby.
Here is an idea you piece of shit, since you love him so much....GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH HIM! February 27, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
Get out of my face you piece of shit Okay, you fucking bitch, I work for 12 other people in this facility so if you see me working on SOMEONE ELSE'S WORK, DON'T FUCKING INTERRUPT ME to give me your fucking unimportant work that can wait!!!!! Holy fuck do you ever think you are something special that you can just butt in front of everyone else here because your work is oh, so much more important. Well guess what???? It's not!!!!! The next time you waltz into my office and stand there waiting for me to acknowledge your Royal Highness presence, you can kiss my fucking ass...I am going to ignore you until you fucking leave. Drop your work off and kindly get the fuck out of my office. I don't believe you anymore when you say you have something urgent because according to you, every piece of work you give me is urgent....WELL NO IT ISN'T YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH, NOW FUCK OFF!!!! February 27, 2012 0 24.72.40.44
normal person living in New Jersey Freelancer I just met this husband and wife, and I really do think some people are demonic. There is no other explanation. February 27, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
Poor Bored Cunt Hell but heading out SOON One Month into my notice Godamit I have to work one months notcie sat in this fucking shithole of an office - HA you need me or your business model will fall flat on its ass. BET YOU WISH YOU GREEDY FUCKERS GAVE ME A PAYRISE NOW DONT YA. you fucking tight cunts sitting on 200grand while i cant afford food. Well I have 20 grands worth of leads for my new business sat in my own inbox and I wanna start them but working my notice ---- I hope you go fucking bankrupt Bollocks to ya's February 27, 2012 0 194.164.243.21
fuckfuckfuck goddammit, SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES about how you deserve this promotion or that promotion and how you are too good to be working here with the rest of us peons. It's been 17 minutes now, SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.
And stop leaving little snotty passive aggressive messages. Post-its? REALLY? Your old ass sure like spying on emails (and hey thanks for not marking them "unread" so I don't miss them, dumbass) but you're too stupid to figure out how to send one?
And you didn't notice I had the day off Friday! "Tyler you didn't send me Friday's reports WHY NOT????" well NO SHIT SHERLOCK, you couldn't wait til Monday morning to get them? You just HAD to sneak little Post-It notes all over my cubicle.
FUCK OFF.
And stop fucking snickering about the fat girl in accounting. We are NOT friends, and I think you're despicable for making fun of her. February 27, 2012 0 76.5.159.167
anon somewhere something I would rather get run over by a semi truck than work another day at this soulless company. They run employee morale into the ground by changing our job requirements without an accompanying increase in pay, then bitch because absenteeism is high. Nobody wants to be here. Nobody likes this job anymore. It feels like a bait and switch... when I started, they only listened to our phone conversations. Now they have a screenshotting program and we get in trouble for using the internet during the brief occasional occurrences of downtime.
My boss is a sociopath, my coworkers are stupid, and everybody is pissed off ALL THE TIME. FMLFMLFML
When I was 18, I never thought I'd be spending my adult life subservient to stupid assholes over the phone for 8+ hours a day. February 27, 2012 0 108.71.169.228
noone nowhere noone I hate my job. I have nightmares and I overeat because of the stress. I can't stand my evaluator. My life depends on a little psycho man, who finds faults in everybody and never says anything positive. I plot schemes to get even, but these days he become a stalker or a premeditator. I dream of winning lotto and leaving for good. But everyone does. Good luck to me. February 27, 2012 0 75.50.178.190
fed up ny assistant Dear C*nt!
Face the fact your getting old and you not the hottest one in the shop anymore but dont take your angry age spotted un-fucked self's rage out on me/ i have a fucking life, you should have had kids and gone to college, I a family,a loving fiance, a perfect daughter, self respect and morals.You are so vindictive and trust me your clients see it no matter what facade you put on. How coincidential that everone who has left "your business" has nothing good to say about you. and you want to look down on me with you gucci shoes- well guess what i'll have more than gucci shoes when im your age, ill be done with school and have a career where i can fucking retire, ill have alot more respect from others and happiness than you ever will!
So go ahaead and play your games.... you took me off a schedule where i was filing in because when you asked me "i didnt sound enthused" if your cunt licking ears didnt hear me right you delusional bitch i said "its fine what are the hours i just have to make sure i have a babysitter for my kid". and now you are going t tell me i cant go to my best friends wedding on my day off-riiigghhhttt. not my fault you asked me two weeks ago to fill in and the wrong day non the less. keep playing your games and thinking you are punishing me- because you are only fucking yourself- youll die fucking yourself because no one is going to bear to be within 100 ft of your rotten self. im quitting and i dont care how sucky the other assistant your stuck with is. you shouldnt have been a degrading, vindictive bitch, by the way- i threw your cake out.
p.s
telling a client that "oh yeah this is my bussiness my money and my vision, if i tell my girls they are going to put more makeup-they will..just the other day Liz,,," (the prettiest one may i add)" are you tired and then five minutes later she still had no mascara on i told her to go put some on bc i cant stand to look at her all day like that it was hurting my eyeballs"
yeahhhh your professional psh why dont you go to therapy and cover your age spots, oh and by the way because you do pilates doesnt mean you have the best body out of all the girls- your boobs touch your knees and arms jiggle and ive seen you ina bikin "bloated" if thats what you want to call it. tast of your own medicine FUCK YOU CANT WAIT TO QUIT February 26, 2012 0 67.80.99.25
I still hate you :shoot You fucking miserable douche nozzle, tomorrow you will be back to "work", but for some of us it is back to war. I know how much you can't stand the sight of me, the sound of my voice about puts you over the edge. I'll be talking quite a bit tomorrow morning. Why don't you park your miserable self important fat ass close enough so you don't miss one word I have to say. And you might want to think about keeping your fucking ugly trap shut---do I have to provoke you into making a snarky remark? We are so sick and tired of your shit, your sneer,your dysregulated moods, your goo goo manic laugh when you are starting to spin out of control. We stay because we believe our jobs are important, what we do to affect other peoples lives is important. And you, you piece of fucking dried up dog shit, lacking any moral compass, driven by your need for power and importance (HA!), puffed up like a fucking carp rotting on the side of the road....you make me want to projectile vomit and have it nail you in your open mouth. If it were possible, I'd drop my pants, bend over and spread my ass cheeks and cover you with a spray of chunky shit, a stream of watery diarrhea, the very waste to equal your waste of existance. Howzat? February 26, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
Me Me Me Dear contractor,
I know you have people think you are so good, but you spin your work out to earn more money, go behind my back to get my designs overridden without explaining the changes to the client. Then I look like the idiot when it's presented back to the client and it's not what they asked for, I have to put it back to how the wanted, and I have to explain to the people who you backed stabbed to me why we need to spend even more time on it cos they are too stupid to remember you changed it without their consent! Well dearest.contractor, it's taken all me time over the weekend, unpaid to do what you planned to do over the next 3 weeks. I'm presenting this to management on Tuesday. Good look getting your contract to run full term! Just don't cross me you wanker! February 26, 2012 0 88.111.126.56
Doormat Shithole Doormat I spent my fucking weekend working in the office trying to save the company money and my fucking assistant is too good to work extra hours. So I had to give up my entire fucking weekend! And you fucking bitch didn't even say thank you. You just busted my balls about a small piece of garbage on the floor that I was going to clean up when I was done.
This is the last fucking time I am going to save this fucking company. You can fucking hire a contractor to run wires form now on. Your fucking wonder boy will not put in the effort. He is too busy watching his cats.
Shit, all the bastard does all day is watch them from his laptop connected to a web cam. Something has to be wrong with him. Watching cats instead of working. Hey he's your fucking wonder boy and fuck you if you think I am going to train him to be my replacement. Gee I just forgot how to do certain things..... February 26, 2012 0 74.108.30.79
Whatever Wherever Who cares? Ohhhhh seriously fuck this. Can't even form a coherent sentence right now. What a fucking joke, you bunch of lazy, evil-mouthed, mean-spirited, gossipping fucking incompetents. GO FUCK YOURSELVES. Thank you. February 26, 2012 0 86.183.196.192
Hard Worker The Shithole Whatever they feel like today I think I am going to puke just thinking about going in to that shithole tomorrow and dealing with all those upper management assholes. At least they are good for a laugh or two the odd time. Like when they try to act like they know what they are doing or talking about and they don't know shit. All they know how to do is sit around collecting their big salaries all the while deciding how we should do our work. You gotta love it when things don't work out and we all know why, haha, you stupid fuckheads. I hope you all get hit by a train, The world would be a better place, A girl can dream, FUCK OFF SHITHEADS. February 26, 2012 0 98.142.249.194
Mr joe bloggs Birmingham Online development I can't believe I'm still here. Need to get out. Arghhhhh this is killing me. Applied for a management role. Had a nice talk with the director. I was the only candidate. I didn't expect this to happen. Both of his sons start tomorrow and are going to be my bosses. You gotta to be fucking kidding me? There been here a week now. Omg, they dont know jack shit. And they think they own the place. Excuse me you dad does. Probably when he dies an you get the business. That's it and drive it into the ground. Worthless. February 26, 2012 0 90.220.28.214
Charlf uk office What gives you the right to walk around the office treating everyone like shit, as if there below you!? So your the manager so Fucking what!! Stomping your feet so everyone can hear you, demanding stupid targets that aren't even possible to get! If you understood and knew what our jobs actually involved you'd know that! Talking about crappy office politics in your your shit office lingo & what gets me is when we leave the office your a different person! Your a skanky, drunk, embarrasing slut who tries it on with anyone in front of anyone I axctually don't think I've not seen you outside of work not drunk & we alll have pretend like this hasn't happend back at work why is that fair!? I hate my job so much, every Sunday I feel sick at the thought I would rather pick dog shit up for a living BUT I have rent to pay and bills to pay so I'm stuck with your horrible crap until I win the lottery or a miracle happens. So I hope you always know in the back of your mind I HATE YOU and my shit job!!! February 26, 2012 0 93.186.31.81
wish i could say same same listen boss who doesnt know shit. you wonder why turn over rate is so high? treat your employees like people!!! you unprofessional dog! how many times do i have to say i would rather not text, i think its a better idea to talk either on the phone or in person. STOP TEXTING ME! i had cramps. fucking painful ones, the kind where you dont know if your gonna vomit or shit. NO I AM NOT COMING TO WORK!! i have had one damn sick day since i started!! you hidious mental abuser! conniving piece of shit. liar. ugly ass russian. learn how to speak english. why am i still here? yeah not for long. thanks for the lessons on how not to be though. i did learn a few things here. like how to deal with difficult people thanks to you. but i cant deal any longer. February 26, 2012 0 24.20.177.143
laughing my ass off whats it called? call centre Firstly, I must clarify I do not need to be liked by you in order to sucessfully function in the work environment of fear and intimidation you and your retarded friends create. Secondly, I am not here to make my experience of this work environment any more difficult than it need be nor do I want to resort to becoming sub human like you. But seeing as you are determined to pulverize any self respect I have for myself then here goes. I do not like being humiliated by you or your friends. I know you relish the power it gives you but hold that thought.
The knowledge that someone pissed in your coffee and happily I said nothing to you as you drank it has indeed saved my sanity and self respect. Apparently, you and your friends tried to humiliate the wrong person. I was not the only one gifted with this knowledge/satisfaction.
That's all folks :) February 26, 2012 0 217.171.129.73
Quitting Canada Sales Clerk Ok. I get it. It's a part-time retail job to get me through university for me, it's a lifetime occupation for you, but you've really got to realize the damn store is not my life. If transportation from my home city to my uni city is completely booked after I arrived ten hours early and there were four trips leaving that night, how is that possibly my fault?
Even if you want to think it is, just say it. Get angry, tell me I suck... whatever. But this bloody passive-aggressive thing you've got going on is complete bull. You've fucked up my hours and now you're texting me sarcastic one-liners about me being four hours late because of sold-out transit when I've given you 24 hours notice?!
Bug off. I'm showing up late and I'm giving you my two weeks. February 26, 2012 0 174.114.126.25
a b c Hey you. Remember when you took up one of my team and gave her the work that your senior person was supposed to do? Remember how, she, an intermediate in the field gave you top notch work? Remember how you came over and thanked her profusely ... and remember how, you said that if we need a favour, one of your team will bat for us.
So, last week, I called in the favour. I expected to be given and equally motivated team member. I was given your laziest and fucking stupidest worker.
When I asked why this person was given to us, you said she was your best and she had little work to do for now.
How about I translate. She's a waste of skin and the rest of your team sucks too.
Fuck the truth hurts.
Never again. February 26, 2012 0 99.246.82.214
ARGH! Somewhere Slave Hi boss, I need a small outpatient treatment at the hospital and it just so happens to be on a day you've put me down for. Oh good you can do the morning but you want me to do the afternoon? So you want me to come straight from hospital to work, work by myself standing up for the rest of the day with a possibility that I could pass out? Thanks!
Ok so you might be able to do the full day by yourself but you still want me to come in for half an hour to an hour so you can have a break? What about those days where I've had to work the full day by myself without a break? There's still a chance of me passing out no matter how short my shift is. I suppose if I did pass out and someone decided to go on a shoplifting spree that would be my fault huh?
My work has always come before my health. I've come to work with colds that have left me aching all over, after a stomach bug where it felt like I'd had a fight with Mike Tyson, after I hurt my back and could barely move. PLEASE let me put my health first this time.
P.S. Stop telling me how to live my life February 26, 2012 0 86.176.146.140
cant stand people at hotels Im tired of snooty people that come to stay at resorts!!! Its not my fault the weather ruined ur vacay, and that u just paid 25.00 bucks for 4 ice creams.. and y must u ask nonsense questions as " is this todays paper"? No asshole its old, are u an idiot. I believe my favorite question is when tourists come in and start asking me questions in their laungauge as im fluent!! Why do people in general have to be such douchbags.. I am a human just like u, i just didnt grow up with a trust fund.. so please taje of your stupid sandy shoes that are messing up my floor that i just cleaned and stop complaing about the prices because if u didnt want to pay for a five star resort, theres a motel 6 down the street that will happily take u in. February 26, 2012 0 166.250.66.186
ARSEHOLE Hell God Oh Pammie how I love you. Please come back to me, there are only things you can do for me. I don't care about this job. I only care about what I can get out of it for me, and you can do so much for me. I promise I will take away anything you don't want to do and heap it on others. You can come and go when you please, and if you don't want to do something, just tell me, and I'll get someone else to do it. Oh Pammie, please come back. I'm nothing without you. I love the way you drop to your knees when you see me coming. FUCK YOU YOU PHONEY BUNCH OF CUM GUZZLING IDIOTS. Get some integrity you self-serving asshole. February 26, 2012 0 98.142.249.194
Me Northern USA never ending I work every day from 7:00am in the morning until 12:00 am. And this disgusting old wretched douche bag piece of rubbish has the audacity to tell me it's his jobs " to get me up off my ass so I can take care of my wife".
Sir, no wonder every fucking organ or your body is on life support and you a so completely withered, warped and twisted with bitterness. No wonder people have tried to murder you, your own children can't stand being near you and your own wife cringes every time you walk near her because of the literal stage of bondage you have put her in.
Please you crusty old arrogant, miserable son of a bitch, keep your bitter bile to your self and go and find out what life is really about.
I take care of my wife. You sir have sadly "destroyed" your own wife along with yourself. P.S. You deserve absolutely no respect so strike the word "sir". February 26, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
Nikki T las vegas analysis you are a lazy stupid bitch of a boss with no life, no one likes you and all you do is drink at work and expect everyone else to pick up the slack while you makes useless request causing us to work more hours then we need to finish the job because you is are queen dumbass! Life would be better without your dumb ass here so i scream to the top of my lungs FUCK YOU STUPID FAT ASS WHORE!!! How about you go find a brain and try using it, you are so fucking clueless all the time you shouldnt be in charge of shit, you deny peoples vacations and slave us like we are fresh off the boat for your own personal pleasure. i hope you get what you have coming to you and karma is going to be a bigger bitch than you so i hope your ready when she knocks your ugly ass down! February 26, 2012 0 71.22.180.253
Wannago Anywhere Buthere Funny how most of the hateful bosses are fat on here, BUT SO ARE YOU, YOU TURD!!! You go around wearing shitty old polyester tat and have the nerve to remind us of the dress code. You lie constantly, complain incessantly about us and do absolutely fuck all. You are an under-educated, under-worked fucking bitch. Nobody likes you. So go away and die. And all your fat management buddies hate you too, you deluded bitch. February 26, 2012 0 31.53.76.118
forgety me Asshole No one tells you when you leave school, that the world of working is for the fools. I work in an unprofessional/hellish office that was run by nothing more then bullies. Due to the economic disaster I had to bite my lip and continue working in this hellhole. My boss is a fat overgrown smelly kid who should have never been promoted. I have caught him in a lie after lie after lie. It is him who calls out most weeks with some lame ass excuse and I who have a perfect attendance after 3 years. He often sends out emails wth misspelled words and comes across as a kid. It's embarrassing.
But the worse part is management excepts this, and even pats him on the back often. This guy has messed up my work (or tried to) given me wrong information so my work is messed up. He has spoken to me in a sexual way (and this guy is a freakin monster) He is literally the worst piece of shit I have ever seen. He shows up hours late and yet expects us to not leave two minutes early.He takes dozens of cigarette breaks and the best is he works 7 hours but takes an hour lunch (yes that's a 6 hour day people)
But misery is not me anymore, and I am actively looking for work.I will leave this fat slob with NO NOTICE. HAHAHAHHAHA. It's about time this fat weiner head works. He is the most horrible piece of shit supervisor I have ever worked with. I cannot wait to leave this Hell. Oh and your fat side kick supervisor (she think shes hot but I think she's one of the oldest looking things in the building) and shhhh her job is endangered. HAHAHAHHA February 26, 2012 0 184.91.44.169
Angry Earth Slave Dear "Mentor"
You are not a mentor. You see, mentors do not cause so much stress that someone who had recovered from an eating disorder relapses. You graduated college in 1955. Yes, 1955. You have been a.) Working so long you are completely out of touch with reality. B.) Been out of the classroom for so long you have completely lost touch. I mean, really, you are so out of touch you are about as useful as a betamax videorecorder. You are a mean ass bitch who holds people to different standards. Why is it that all the first year teachers who you, 'mentor' hate their job so much? Perhaps it's because you are a not a mentor. You are nothing more than a bully. Nothing keeps you happy. I could move mountains and you would still find something to criticize. And when I finally seem to have you pleased you decide to start insulting my work ethic, honesty, integrity, and all around character. Then when I report your inappropriate practices you villify to me the administration. That was low. You really want to know what people think about you? The teacher who is just as experienced as you thinks we should start yelling, "Heil Peterson," when you walk by.
I will swear eternal friendship to anyone who dislikes you as much as I do.
I swear if you spontaneously combusted, I wouldn't spit on you to put out the flames.
May your dentist forget to give you novacaine during a root canal.
May spiders lay their eggs in your ears.
May you step on a lego every night for the rest of your life
May the itch of a thousand crabs affect you, and may your arms be too short to scratch.
May you have to search for your children with a Geiger counter.
May you forget one item from your shopping list every shopping trip for the rest of your life.
May you have perpetual ingrown toenails.
Sincerely,
The person you managed to single handedly make hate the job she's wanted since she was in kindergarten. February 26, 2012 0 98.202.81.94
EJ Canada I quit I would like to thank the people who post on this site - you have helped me get through a few tough years! I quit my job and am now a full time student. I am poor but happy. I sleep better and I do not dread Sunday nights because of what will greet me on Monday mornings. Hang in there! February 25, 2012 0 99.227.210.255
Just waiting for you to go away 
Hey you psycho cunt! How's your week going? Saw you took some time for yourself, heh? We could breathe when your fat lying ass wasn't skulking around the place, looking to nit pick and giving you opportunity to interrupt and be condescending and rude. Go fucking slip into a fucking woodchipper you fucking piece of shit! You ballsy, narrow, stupid cunt -- your shit is coming back to haunt you----yup, you can lie all you want, but when they pick through the data, they will find the truth. I used to want you to die, now i want you to live through the shit wringer we are going to shove you through. Oh, yeah, you created it, you lying psychopath. If you were a decent manager, lets say, like the one who works across the hall in surgery, you;d have happy and productive employees. Nope, not you. Ugh, go die anyway. February 25, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
doesn't matter hell lowly member Dear kayla, Fuck you for being a fat rude, and just plain monotoned ignorant bitch. February 25, 2012 0 66.87.109.234
Fuck BRER Fuck You Fuck everyone LK you fat ugly ass cunt piece of shit! I hope you read this you fat cunt. You ugly fat cankle ass piece of shit. You couldn't manage a flock of ants you dumb fat piece of shit. Your a coward and a loser! Fuck you & drop dead! Bitch! February 25, 2012 0 198.228.221.44
mayitakeyourorder Hey you! yeah you the idiot store manager. When you let labor run out of control and then as soon as you leave expect the shift managers to make up for it you ruin every one's night. You txt 10 min after you walk out the door and tell them they need to get labor down by 10% because you wanted enough people on your shift. You stink. Oh yeah and you suddenly expect us to close in less time with fewer people? You cant do math. 1+4 does not equal 3. You want us to do things your way. Use some common sense and dont make us do stupid things. When there are fewer people to do the work it will take us longer. How hard is that to figure out? February 25, 2012 0 98.222.158.181
The Pheonix a dopey company Soul Dreamer Thank goodness I left your dopey company. You were trying to destroy every ounce of confidence I had just to keep me subordinate and grovelling. If I had not left when I did, I would have never learned I could make it on my own. February 25, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
i hope you know who you are Thank you for standing there last tuesday doing absolutely nothing while I did all of the work for that night's shift. You were standing there talking to the boss because you're trying to kiss ass and hope that somebody gives you the promotion you so desperately want. why should you get it? You're a soul-less, greedy, judgmental bitch who thinks the earth was created for you and your loud mouth. You have no filter or sense of respect. You put yourself on a high horse and do none of the work. I hope the boss sees right through your act. If you become my boss, I might just quit. I don't even know how you have a boyfriend or a family that actually cares about you, since you're obviously the biggest waste of flesh I've ever encountered (: February 25, 2012 0 70.126.216.204
turk 182 nowhere good shit-eater P is THE WORST fucking job i've ever had in my fucking life! the district manager treats his good employees like shit,but let's certain other employees come to work drunk and smelling of booze and doesn't fire them.he's recieved complaint after complaint after complaint from customers and staff about certain employees and lets them get away with anything.the store is bullshit anyway.we never get any merchandise customers ask for and would buy.and to all black people,DO NOT GIVE PAPYRUS YOUR BUSINESS because they've been asked repeatedly about cards with black people on them and the company pretty much says fuck you.and when asshole customers with a sense of entitlement don't like whatever we were told to do by the district manager and they call corporate and lie about how they were treated,his bitch ass yells at you like you did something wrong.he's covered up instore theft and he lies and threatens your employment.the whole company should be investigated.fuck papyrus! i can't wait til i get another job. February 25, 2012 0 209.19.27.21
Fucked up work India Fuckud up why the fuck am i working like this..im working on a fucking saturday trying to close the issues when my fuckall boss is having sex at home ? February 25, 2012 0 14.99.175.177
toad got nailed To the old lady is who is the spy..that I work with...I loved your face when I told you what he said about you. You really think they have your back, you hag? At your age to be a snitch, is that wise? You smoke-- like I dream one day you'll just turn inton ash...it's disgusting. You have a cough that's serious and yet you dance on the dark side. Fuck you. I can't stop laughing that you got nailed..freakin awesome. Fucking snitch.
Oh and to the poster below, who got laid off, it's probably your nasty attitude that got you the boot..asshole LOL enjoy being a loser February 25, 2012 0 184.91.44.169
Dude Gville Fl unemployed What are all you assholes bitchin about. Hell I got laidoff today. I'll take anyone of your jobs. you ungreatfull assholes February 25, 2012 0 74.178.40.53
Brittany Nowhere Hotel Front Desk This place is so fucking crooked its sad. We are a 3 star hotel and people coem in here with their heads in the fucking air like a a $100 dollar room means they are staying in the fucking Hamptons. 1) we have black mold behind those pretty little walls. 2) we have bed bugs! have fun in there(: 3) this place is built right beside the goddamned woods, so killing insects like black widows and brown recluces are an everyday thing for the house keepers. 4) last year, someone decided to call the health department on us, but the owner knew the man and kept him quiet with money. so, fuck you all, have a good stay(:
also, working us for a week straight and giving us 3 days off is bullshit. especially for us who work the fucking night shifts. thanks, bitch. oh, and next time i need a fucking sick day off, and you tell me i need to find a replacement or come in.. im going to fucking tell you that im in the goddamn hospital so YOUR FAT ASS can find it like a "MANAGER" is suppose to. fucking cunt. i hate you and this fucking place. i want to burn it down with you in it.
fuck you. February 24, 2012 0 50.42.2.14
ryan lakesteven car salesman fuck work i hate slaving my life away i mine as well robb a fucking bank i am tired of working everysingle day and its not right i am a slave for these fucking asians while they get rich and do wat they want i am wasting my life away in this fucking office for wat 3 to 5 thousand dollers no wonder so many people are robbing and stealing no more of this shit i aint no slave February 24, 2012 0 173.160.255.162
Fuck My Job I just found out this afternoon that I have been passed over for promotion because of my teammates' fuckups in 2011. I AM NOT IN A MANAGEMENT POSITION, yet somehow I'm accountable for their poor performance?!? My boss is a spineless pussy, and his boss is a loudmouth know-it-all asshole. I hate them both. I would quit, but I have mouths to feed. So just got to suck it up for now I guess. I hate my job!!!! February 24, 2012 0 71.77.67.191
michelle the u s of a whatever suits her needs well first...
HAHA!! boss lady...your untouchable right?
your such a 2 faced bitch,and that's why your next to quit or get fired,ill decide!your admirorer Mr boss man of a few stores is now down to 1 store..thanks to me.everyone will be put in their place.by the way,don't try that again..ill leave when I feel like leaving.karmas a bitch,and for the upper management at this company,I'd be worried. February 24, 2012 0 75.183.59.114
holy smokes folks Wow,
today I just found out what you evil freaking Satanic people were up to. I seriously don't know how you manage to live with yourselves? and the thing that's sort of pathetic about it is, despite your backstabbing and selling your souls, yall are still in the same spot you were back then. February 24, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
fuck this place Yup! That's right! You had a question for me. And I told you "I thought you were employee of the year" !?! You can't do half of what I can do. I will never understand how you could pass me up! February 24, 2012 0 76.167.190.143
The quiet one The Mile Paper pusher I hate how my colleagues have treated me and fucking victimized me by giving me a workload that nobody wants to do.
I am going to fucking quit this Monday. Fuck y'all hahaha! February 24, 2012 0 90.198.22.81
Underpaid Hell Please Blame Me I hate the idiots who get paid twice as much as me but can't fucking wipe their ass without me to help them. I am the "low man" on the totem pole, but do my job more throroughly and better than anyone else. I do mine perfectly, but yet it is okay for me to be blamed for OTHER PEOPLES MISTAKES. Throw me under the bus to management because you are too fucking scared to stand up for me, and don't want to look bad to the other departments that fucked up. YOu care abuot the opinion of everyone else in the company over that of your own employee! I can't wait to get a new job so when I'm gone you can see how much work I acutally did, and that ship will sink without me! Good luck bitches! February 24, 2012 0 70.15.146.184
Do I have one? The legal valley of hell Lemming To the Man:
I didn't know that one of the career objectives of this fucking job was "substance abuse issues." But thanks to you and this shitty, soul sucking, mind-fuck of a work environment, I have certainly achieved said objective, to the highest possible standard. You should seriously consider engraving "Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here" into the granite over the thresh-hold of this god-forsaken shithole. At least someone would be honest around this bitch for a change!
And fuck you for telling me things are too busy for me to take off an hour or two so that I could go get my fucking tooth looked at. Things got so damn bad that I have found myself, a month later, just now able to "squeeze in" an appointment with an after-hour emergency dental service that our crap-ass insurance doesn't even cover. And since I had to put this bullshit off so I could work seven days a fucking week for you greedy, soulless bastards, I need root canal work done on my now infected fucking tooth.
And sadly, I have found a silver lining through this nightmare that is my existence: the vicodin I was prescribed to tide me over until I can make it to an endodontist you fucks! Just so you know, I have been taking them ONLY while I am HERE. And for the past two days I have spent my 45 minute lunch hour at the goddamn bar down the block, washing down a couple more vicodin with a couple beers and shots of Jamesons. And again, sadly, this is the best I have ever in the last three years I've worked slavishly long hours at this hellhole!
So just so you know, when I'm seemingly pouring over the USC, I am really just fucked up out of my mind. And when you see that foreign looking expression on my face- wait- if I remember correctly, it's called a smile- it's because I am so fucking loaded out of my mind that I barely remember that I am here! Since I won't be getting into an endodontist anytime soon, because billing bullshit time is more important than my fucking well-being, it looks like I need a refill on this bitch soon. And I'm calling it in on your dime assholes! February 24, 2012 0 174.74.1.8
Ivor Big Botty England Turd Wrapper Everybody hates work. I yearn for the day when an unappreciated employee walks in to a boardroom with a shotgun and knee caps every one of the greedy fuckers. February 24, 2012 0 90.222.192.155
NOT A MINDREADER I do my job to the best of my ability but I can not read minds or see into the future. So when things that are totally beyond my control go wrong please do not take time out of your day to try and blame me. You are not my boss anyway, nor are you perfect. February 24, 2012 0 64.183.201.54
tryingtomoveup virginia Stuck Admin Both of you put together equal 0! Can't spell can't, but want to look like a manager. Bitches, please. Neither one of you show you even finished high school, let alone be someone's manager. And you try to control everything! My projects have nothing to do with either one of you and you constantly get in my way. STOP HATIN you insecure, no talent, uneducated, grumpy, fridgid, waste of skin, dick rejects! Fuck both of you and what it is you think you stand for. Get the fuck out of my way and stay on your own path. Stop clockin my set!!! February 24, 2012 0 198.24.31.90
Pissed Off At This WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? I am so fucking sick of my co-worker ALWAYS going to the bathroom the exact minute I need to. How the fuck is that even possible? It's fucking pissing me off. Quit doing that shit damnit. You fucking useless bitch. February 24, 2012 0 68.15.159.187
Frustrated.com uk office worker Stupid frisking woman that my mum is friends with, ringing up on mums night out to have a depression crisis. Every time she does anything, something happens that causes problems. Why can't she just have time when nothing goes wrong? I know she has problems but jesus, we all do.
My boss is a slavedriver, wanting 3 weeks worth of work in a week, I'm behind on paperwork and shit is going downnn in the office. I looove my life sometimes. . . . February 24, 2012 0 217.41.2.42
officeRatt hole holePlugger I would want to say to all people that are thinking they're in some kind of shitty position in they ass-hole(s) made FAG corporation, and that they deserve a much higher position because of competence ...
Don't think twice if you want to leave. You will NEVER be promoted, they will STUMP on you until they take the last piece of your soul.
If you are thinking to leave already, this is an half-step to your personal heaven. That door that makes you slave, can become your door to heaven, you just need to step-out. One simple step.
I just left my slave-founded company and can't feel better than i'm now. I don't need any money at all, i just need to breed fresh air which i'm breathing now, and that's the most extraordinary felling i got from a long time.
I will never work again for slavery-oriented bullshit corporates that squeeze you to death, take your life and health, and return nothing back. I got the facts straight now and i'm happy because of it.
I'm ready now to die without food and anything that FAG corporate money can buy me, rather to work one minute more in my life for corporate money maker pigs.
If you want to LIVE, get FIRED right now, and take your FREEDOM you was given when you were BORN. Don't take your life for GRANTED. God did not made you and me SLAVES, we decided ourselves to be slaves of corporates in need of money ...
Your life is SHORT, don't give even ONE minute to corporates. They don't appreciate it, they don't even know your name, you're only a number in a row of numbers, a monthly paycheck - until the day they don't need you anymore. !!!
Don't let them have this satisfaction and opportunity to not need you anymore. You will give your life to them omg !!!!
LEAVE just right NOW, because YOU DON'T NEED THEM !!! Be the FIRST !!! AND SAVE YOUR LIFE !!!
>> PEACE TO ALL THE WORLD<<< STOP THE CORPORATE SLAVERY AND BULLSHITS <<< February 24, 2012 0 93.137.187.111
Go Fuck Yourselves Why do you insist on being flaming assholes?
You hide information from me so that my work is completed incorrectly then blame me for doing things wrong and make me stay late to revise everything and then you do not pay me for the extra time. What the fuck do you call that? You manage your company by the senseless punishment and torture of your employees? At the end of the day, your employees hate you. The good ones quit and the sucky ones just get suckier. Goodbye you fucking assholes. February 24, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
fruity bumstarch Waffles Bitch You are all so fucking boring. My god. Say something that didn't come straight from whatever you read in your fucking newspaper or tv this morning. Get a sense of humor. Be a real person February 24, 2012 0 2.25.204.1
Minion hell media sales been working alone for 3 days in the office now. Not reached any of my targets, felt very demotivated, only had 2 sales and feel god awful. I wish i could quit sales, especially this job - its hell and i'm shit at it and i know he will never fire me...just make me want to end my life until i do. I just need to apply for any other job besides sales and get out fast! Not looking forward to next monday when the boss returns and spends hours telling me how bad i am at this job and how awful i've been and with no way to stand up to him as he's a fucking psycho and doesn't listen to reason. All i want is to never have to come in again! February 24, 2012 0 91.142.134.44
One of the employees left corporate hell waitress without tips Dear Asshole Managers,
You fired my chef and now want ME the waitress do the cooking and serve: 40 kinds of pastries, 20 kinds of sandwiches, 40 plus expresso beverages (all hand done) And ring them up as fast as Starbucks. All as just one person! This is just ridiculous! Things are buring in the oven and ADDING EVEN MORE ITEMS IS NOT THE ANSWER! Adding more STAFF IS!!!
I'm quitting. February 24, 2012 0 174.235.197.207
Muggins uk Cunt I'm the only person in my company without a degree & yet I am bewildered by how fyou ucking stupid, overpaid dumb cunts make more money than me! I am forever fixing your problems & mistakes with no credit or recognition. @least I'm not a fuck-wit uni leaver with 20grand debts. I may get paid shit but I know how to knock a cunts teeth out. Watch this space!! February 24, 2012 0 217.37.196.38
me here do it Well, more bullied out. You do it all in such a way you really think you can fool everyone. I have lost count of those that go because you kill any confidence they have in their work.
Who is going to be next to push out!! I know it will be happening again.
Do you know, speaking from experience, once you set someone as your target you just don't care about what is right or wrong.
I do my job (record everything) then go home. I feel no one can be trusted as everyone is feeling insecure. The amount of gossiping and backstabbing is depressing to be around. Rather than improving the place, you are creating a miserable place. Everyone bullshits the whole day - if it wasn't so destressing it would be laughably unbelievable.
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PRETEND WE ARE A SUCCESS - THE TRUTH WILL COME OUT!!!!!!!
IT'S ALL BULLSHIT!!! February 24, 2012 0 82.34.152.77
Slimming World Somercotes Professional Cunt AG YOU ARE A CUNT....AND A TWO FACED IDLE ONE AT THAT....BUT DONT WORRY IMIGRATION HAVE FLAGGED YOU....OFF TO JAMAICA YOU TROT!! PRICK February 24, 2012 0 109.158.75.245
Jean Sanctuary Door mat Okay, you bitchin' bitches, don't you know that the more you complain how long it takes me to do something the longer still it will take because I have to document everything more and more to cover my ass every time you bitch?
February 24, 2012 0 99.162.57.174
Tommy Somewhere God Fuck you Fuck you. Can you just starting being original and not making things up as you go. There is nothing more disgusting as a person in charge who lies to save their own ass. How about you pucker up those fake injected puffy lips and kiss mine, and stop dressing like a 23 year old you haggered old phoney witch. We both know why you are in charge, and it sure isn't becasue you are qualified for the job. February 24, 2012 0 98.142.249.192
leaving south of hell pavement Don't worry. I understand. You were born and raised in that small town, traveled a few miles to attend college, then went right back to the only place you've ever known. The comfort zone. Status quo. Where it's safe and you never have to face the big, bad world. No change. The same people, different day. Incestuous. I'm sure you and your posse are overjoyed that I'm leaving. The threat has been eliminated. I hope you rot in hell you snotty small town worthless bitch. I can smell your fear and loathing. Here's what I say in parting: It's good to be me. And...Haters gonna hate, bitch!!!!!! February 24, 2012 0 166.248.66.59
Me Hell ?? Have I mentioned how arrogant, self-serving,ball sniffing, cocksuckers most doctors are. Rules don't apply to them, nor to the supervisors who suck their dicks. Today cockwad strolled around like he owned the place with that "I am God" attitude stink you can smell a mile away. We can only hope tomorrow is the day he is finally run over by a half-ton, so his reign over the centre of the universe will come to an end. Fuck you, and the supervisor who sucks your dick. February 23, 2012 0 98.142.249.192
Shaleeda Rockfordesia USA Waitress I have never hated anyone more than you. You are a pile of steaming bullshit, you are a micromanaging piece of shit. Go ahead, slut, keep trying to make my life miserable to join you on your pathetic level of existence. The funny thing is, you'll be the one working as a waitress forever, atleast I have something going for me. February 23, 2012 0 74.103.244.7
Moron DumbFuck Egypt Pee On O.k ,I get it. You're the boss. You are right and all powerful, and I am a but a meager servant.WTF!!!!! Are you bi-polar? Psychotic? I am a fucking cook. How hard is that? Carrots should NOT be stressful! 
I now have a phobia of pots!
No matter if I do exactly what you say or not I am always wrong. If you donot what me to do as you say then tell me to ignore you.I musta flunked mind reading 101. I have NEVER met anyone so fucking micro-managing in my entire life(and I'm pretty freakin old)
You will literally go out of your way to make a job twice as long and hard just to prove you're right! Everyone at work thinks you're freakin nuts. I have been doing my job for 30 years and NEVER had a complaint,always got raises. The same went with you... I worked one week and got a 60 dollar a week raise.How bad could I have been?
Then I quit and months later you call me and ask me to please come back? FUCK YOU!!!! You are nuts!Just because I don't work on Wall Street or have a Masters Degree does not mean I don't take pride in my job or what I do. And I am sure there are others that feel as I do. February 23, 2012 0 24.186.71.151
CR CT Unappreciated Seriously seriously i hate my fucking job.. I work with complete assholes. My boss can go ahead and piss on everyone on my team EXCEPT for her bff that i sit next to... She always has her back and noone elses... Does anyone else besides me and my teammates see this!!! Its so fucking obvious!!!! And does your little wrist slapping emails make you feel better about yourself? Seriously it is not even my fucking fault ... Its your bffs fault but why blame her? You are a waste of space.. Dont worry cause the last bitch boss we had got hers for fucking with me you will get yours too... And to upper management i know you dont like me cause i dont lick your asshole like every other prick in this dump... Fuck you... You can t fire me cause i do my job right ... Go ahead keep trying to make me quit ... I promise i will continue to make you just as miserable as you make me... and to my previous boss that fucked me out of 10g's.. Fuck You i am sooooo glad you got yours karmas a bitch aint it!!!!!!! February 23, 2012 0 99.68.37.94
my name is Today I worked for 2 hours and the rest of the day I goofed off because well frankly this job sucks balls and this company is turning to shit..I believe it started out to help children in need..but that changed when you started making millions and now its about money allll about the money..it's disgusting and some of ther corners your cutting to save money is bullshit, I really wish this place would burn to the ground. There is a reason I don't work hard or go above and beyond..because it's not worth it..you give us no incentives to work hard..never any raises or a thank you, or a good job..and when I get things done by deadline..it ends up canceled almost evertime and shit sits there and I do it all for nothing. You do things half ass backwards and things are getting backed up because of it..and frankly I don't care. You have to spend money to make money..idiots.
SO thanks for paying me to do barely a thing today :) Also you can start paying for my lunch breaks. A Half an hour to eat is bullshit. Now go fuck yourselves with a chainsaw. Have a great day. February 23, 2012 0 68.62.24.205
Dick head Idiotsville Dogs body Im doing a specialised job, getting paid less than i was before and the fucking lazy bitches i work with have the nerve to complain but i think im getting some kind of special treatment  wot the fuck!! February 23, 2012 0 90.193.18.85
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February 23, 2012 0 99.162.57.174
Shat on Shit tip Idiot who does all the work So I get requirements from users, agreed, signed off. We hire contractor. Get him to help out with work , he thinks he knows better. Will he do what clients wants? No! He goes behind my back to shit lazy manager and gets me over ruled. They can fucking explain it to the client when it doesn't do what we were contracted to deliver. I just want to punch the backstabbing twat from one end of the county to the other. Hope he doesn't thing I will e er work with the fu king back stabbing shit again. February 23, 2012 0 79.69.96.139
Clueless ID10T Not-a-Clue Executive Liar I took this f$*%ing job based on your corporate structured lies. My reward: dealing with your daily deception and poor management skills. It didn't surpise me that your piece of sh*t bio is also a great, long list of lies which leads me to today's tall tail: Your Resume. I literally lost the last little ounce of respect I had for you as a boss when you shared with me that you lied on your resume to get this job.
I'm glad you think I'm a total idiot; it's better than you underestimate me as your enemy. I've waged war against bigger pigs with less lipstick and won. One word of advice, if you're going to call me into your office try doing it in the morning when you're eyes are not so glassy from all the antidepressants you have to take because of your ongoing divorce. February 23, 2012 0 209.26.38.50
The Return of Toilet Boy Creativity in the workplace has been run between the gears of tedious repetition and beurocracy, nothing more than a dried smear, soon to be a dead flake stuck to the shoe of the next "real go-getter" who comes along. February 23, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
digital dogsbody hell scapegoat Project managers. You never cease to astound me with your cuntishness. You sit me down and tell me this project is the most important thing ever and is worth 3 million pounds to the company and I must devote myself to it utterly and ensure it is done on time. And then you ignore my repeated warnings that other departments aren't treating it urgently, and aren't getting the data prepared. And then you fuck off on holiday in the most important final week of the project, leaving the rest of us schmucks with a impossible task. Fuck you very much. Im not giving up this weekend for you. Get on with it yourself. February 23, 2012 0 85.210.179.31
Slimming World Somercotes Professional Cunt LIST OF SLIMMING WORLD CUNTS
Andrae Gordon = Bone idle Jamaican twat ....got the job due to his popularity with the women.Dumped his wife after he got clearance to live in the Uk funny that
Steve Redfern...two faced Cunt came to work covered in fucking babysick.
John Pusey: Thought he was James Bond...more like two faced Man with the Golden Man tits....oh and a right Pedo as well....And happliy accepted wedding presents from the company while he was having an affair with a gap toothed scrubber.
Nicola Grounds: As above.
Bryony Stuart.....i am so clever that i am leaving Slimming World to be a Trainee CSI.....that went tits up...Why? because you are as thick as fuck!!
Elaine Carpenter: Go back to working in your little postman pat Village!!
Louise Thompson:Lying about everything 24/7 including your father having cancer...What a cunt!!
Ken Bond:Get off your high horse and into your high chair you Bell end
Paul Siddall:Boring isnt a crime ....neither is cycling 1,000 miles a week and still looking fat but worthy of a mention.
David Marks:Perma smirking gitbag....
Kelly Blud: Slimming World...cmon? really/ you are fucking huge!!!
Dave Armstrong: sex pest....how you arent in prison astounds me
I could go on but i am bored now.. February 23, 2012 0 109.158.75.245
The DSL Doctor Midwest Net Ops Tech I don't give a rats ass if you don't have enough people staffed to allow more than 1 person take PTO on the same day. Fuck off! I won't be there. February 23, 2012 0 99.188.120.43
too early again. You mad because I'm "too early". What the fuck? You're bloody insane. go and fuck off February 23, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
baaa software developer Last year I was penalized on my performance appraisal because I work from home. That was how I was hired in the first place??? to work from home.
This year I am penalized because I work part-time. Again, that is how I was hired. Part-time from home. And every other month they make me work full time anyway. But even giving the extra time, I am still penalized for being part-time. February 23, 2012 0 74.180.64.164
Haywood A dark, scary place Kennel cleaner David, I'm so glad you have such faith in me that you'll believe me when I say I'm going to do something. [THE PRECEDING WAS SARCASM, ASSHOLE]. When I'm counting on you to do your part of a task and you don't do your part, because you don't expect me to have done MINE, it really shows how seriously you doubt my abilities. I get going extra early to make sure I do what I'm supposed to do, and you don't do what YOU were supposed to do, my whole day is shot.
You can blame it on the fact that you THOUGHT it would rain today and I wouldn't be able to get my end done. Did you not notice the complete lack of any precipitation whatsoever as you left your house this morning?
Dickhead.
February 23, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
door mat all over who cares, really? So, now it's my fault when you can't do all of your job in a timely manner>>> "I'm putting too much effort into this; I'm only supposed to be reviewing them" REally??? Well why don't you give your perfect fucking worker down the hall, you know her your FAVORITE? give her sorry ass some more work to do? then, when I have less on my plate, I'll have more time to do my job right the first time....fuckin bitch! February 23, 2012 0 131.187.253.253
Anon I'm so sick of my superviser constantly telling me off like I'm a naughty child. All I try to do is do my job properly, and I like it. My problem is, I work in a public environment which means you have to be VERY careful you don't miss bits, and of course bits are going to be be missed sometimes; WE'RE ONLY HUMAN. But good god!! She's like the strict teacher from school nobody liked, criticising your every error and making you feel like s***. I've been there seven months, so I can't be THAT bad or I would've been kicked out ages ago. No matter what I do to try to improve, I mess up. I know I'm scatty by nature,but, couple that with a mild learning disability, and sometimes it's a nightmare. She makes me believe I'm stupid, and I know she thinks I'm a lazy p***taker because overheard her calling me it. I'm not! I like my work and I have a good attitude towards it. My only option now is to leave as soon as my boss finds me another vacancy. February 23, 2012 0 86.164.247.171
That showroom guy Kitchens n stuff I dont even know anymore So Im at work at 8am- why? Fucked if I know. My job is to talk to people and plan their homes and design what they want- I'm part of small team of about 4 people and they're great. Then the other department managers come over and think they can tell me what to do. I have my own manager thanks, I don't want another- But I'm at work at 8am when people who actually want things designed are still going to be asleep for another 4 hours at least- when the fucktard of a manager from building wanders over and tells me to move a large pallet of shit thats not even my department- I don't like the idea of doing someone elses job- they might be bored when they come to do it, I'm nice like that. Other than that, I'm not supposed to leave my department unattended for obvious reasons.
After a while the building manager returns and asks how im getting on with the pallet- I try to ignore him and continue with doing work that I'm meant to be doing- But I begrudgingly end up going to move the stuff thats nothing to do with me. The best part is- this knuckle dragging mouthbreather only picks on me to do retarded things a trained monkey can do- which furthers my argument that if he can't do it himself that he's probably regressed back to a primordial ooze state. Which wont surprise me.
Later on, he has the tenacity to tell me I've put them in the wrong place. Well excuse the fuck out of me Graham; but when you say "Put them up in overstock" I'll put them up in overstock.... If you had said put Item A in overstock isle 22 etc then i'd be a bit clearer- How you've survived evolutionary heirachism will continue to be a mystery- please please please learn the difference between a member of showrooms bringing in £20,000 a day and a member of your own department bringing in £20 a day. February 23, 2012 0 91.142.134.44
Doesn't matter Really? You're going to start shit with me behind my back for 3 weeks, never telling me you have a problem with me? Then not talking when I ask what the fuck is up? You're a 2 faced cunt and I hope your drug addict boyfriend goes back to prison just so you realize you aren't special. By the way, I hope you don't have to itch your face next time you're stocking stuff because I wiped my ass with the sleeves of your sweater. And the tips of your gloves. Fuck you, I hope someone crashes into your new car. February 23, 2012 0 174.252.72.176
Pissed Off US Babysister apparently You fucking piece of shit. You seriously think that I'm just going to sit there and let you replace me?
After I've worked overtime for free for the last two years, after I've effectively done the work of 3 people just so that they can just sit in front of facebook all day, after I've developed anxiety attacks because I was working myself sick?!
After all this shit, the company appreciates me so much, that I should feel flattered that we're getting someone else in to "ooooh, did I say replace? I mean ehhh..help you".- You think you can replace me? WELL, FUCK THAT!
Yeah, that weekly data project that I've gotten down from 3 hours to 30 minutes- well, guess what?- I've wiped 95% of the coding I taught myself. It's gone, motherfucker.
And don't give me this shit about how me quitting is devastating to the company. I know that. I know how hard I worked, but you can't find two brain cells to figure out that I want to be rewarded for my work and not edged out. Seriously?
I've given my fucking notice and if you think I'm going to really train this new moron up, who doesn't even know how install a browser (FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT'S 2012!), then you must be one giant ball of retardation.
I AM fucking leaving, asshole, and there's not one damn thing you can do to me now. You should be happy that I'm not calling sick more often because, bitch, I can if you fucking test me.
Fuck a recommendation letter, if I want one, I'll fucking make my own.
What the fuck you gonna do about it? February 23, 2012 0 2.25.162.169
f f richie rich stupid prick, review my arse. literally. February 23, 2012 0 82.30.100.223
Please DIAF You micromanaging little fucktard. Married to the owner's niece, and you fuck up every project you're given, so now he's slapped some bullshit title on you and all you have to do is sit in your corner office, play with your expensive desk toys you bought with the company expense account, and collect your paycheck. But NO. You spend your time dreaming up ways to make everyone's life miserable.
I came up with the idea to merge the .ipi and .dat into one new file, so that we're not constantly checking to make sure the two match. No more copying one set of numbers four times. No more late-night double-checks. No more scrambling around in the morning to erase a bad .dat. It was fucking brilliant.
Then you suddenly decide that not only do you suddenly want a copy of the day's work sent to you, EVERY FUCKING NIGHT, for no reason except "to make sure it gets done properly" but that you can't figure out the new file system and you demand the .ipi and .dat instead. So instead of the brilliant time-saving idea saving us all time and money, now we have to break up the main file EVERY FUCKING NIGHT just so your stupid ass can feel important.
Why are you putting your name on everything? Why do all YOUR reports have to have your name front and center at the top? "Stuff that has been done in 2012, by Tard McTardfucker." "Expenses for the next quarter, as reported by Tard McTardfucker"
NO ONE ELSE writes their name down on their reports. This is not first grade, we do not put our names on reports that FIFTEEN OTHER PEOPLE WORKED ON just because we got to the typewriter first.
You are a terrible excuse for a human being. February 23, 2012 0 76.5.159.167
Nonya Detroit USA Program Ass./ Slave My boss is super lazy. She strolls into work at 10. Walks around the office talking until noon and then goes to lunch. When she comes back she has to check on her son in daycare, who is apparently gods gift to the world. And she talks loudly. So loud that everyone in the bull pen can hear every word shes saying.Then whens shes finally done with her stuff, she wants you to drop everything and do her work for her. She writes the annoying little post it notes and leaves them on your desk instead of speaking directly to you. I hate her so much to the point that I love when shes sick or her son is sick because it means 8 hours of bliss. She spends all our grant money on food for the staff but hesitates when it comes to spending money on the kids, where it counts. In fact, all she cares about is food and her son. February 23, 2012 0 66.87.114.76
Going No Where AGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
This job is killing me. The product is worthless. People are idiots and our partners want to suck out every drop of blood out of us in the name of tightening budgets. I wish I could just fly away from it all and just bask in the sun without having to worry about all this shit. My boss does not want to give me a break as that would topple the world. Can't quit as the pay is good and don't have too many options. Worst of all my golf game is suffering.
Need a break or I will have a breakdown.
February 22, 2012 0 139.190.103.231
Watching you die Vermont scapegoat, punching bag We should sell tickets to the meetings where you sit and sulk - that knotted, tight lipped expression and your eyes burning into ?? Me?? Oh, I was asked that by my cohort. Hell, no, I didn't notice, I was actually involved in my work. Go ahead, send those death rays my way. I grew up with that kind of tension/torture at my dinner table, it ain't exactly new. I'll just throw back a few beta blockers and dig my heals in, wouldnt want to miss this show. I will bake a cake a mile high when they send your psycho ass a-packin. I will decorate it with little silver balls and fucking peonies the size of soft balls. I will buy my friend (the one you fucked royally, in the ass, dry, you heartless psychopath) the biggest bouquet of spring flowers you ever did see! Gerbera and roses and iris and freesia and I will do a motherfucking irish jig all the way up her doorstep to deliver them. I don't want to miss one day of your psycho shenanigans, and I will gaslight your ass into total confusion just for fucking sport. You will crumble, your health will take a giant shitter and dear god, we may be free of you at last. Oh, please take that piece of shit Miss Congeniality with you. You are both cut from the same piece of shit cloth. Your egos are as big as your collective asses -- life has caught up to you this time. See ya! February 22, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
eric is a prick You are my supervisor and I caught you lying and your supervisors know it. What you fail to understand is that I have been working with them for 15 years. 15 years longer than you have been here. You are a child to me. I want to get you fired. I am on my way to do everything I can to expose your lies and your harassment and get you fired. hahahahah I hope you end up in the street your dirt bag. I don't give a shit about your baby cuz you showed your true colors to me. February 22, 2012 0 71.114.232.54
go fuck yourself I hate the mother fucking director I report to. He does fuck all, knows absolutely nothing about running the operation and thinks he is a lady killer. Sends smut mail to female employees and thinks there isn't anything wrong with it!!! Who does that! You can't go to him about anything because the issue is your problem. Roles in after nine, surfs the net, circles the office gossiping, goes to the gym for 2 hours and buggers off before 5. Truly management material. Fuck me. February 22, 2012 0 99.248.66.62
Cee Wa Process engineer Where do I even start?! I appreciate your teaching, but your forcing to memorize history & know it by heart or we don't care pisses me off! The favoring people cause they excessively play with your dog on the clock while everyone else is working pisses me off! The one minute your awesome & the next minute your not worthy pisses me off! The mind games, the always worrying I'm going to get canned pisses me off! The you think your humble really pisses me off! The throwing away of good employees cause you can in this economy is outrageously wrong, abusive & really pisses me off! When I go to work somewhere else I know in my heart it will be like I left an abusive friend! It is a shame too because I want to like you! You do kind things but it's wrapped around showing off to the world !
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Amy Ohio carpet saleswoman My boss is a passive agressive ass. She never comes right out and just says what she wants, she does this manipulative bullshit--pulls me into a meeting I had no knowledge of previously and I end up having a project to do, not knowing ahead of time I'd have another one on my plate. She sits up there and takes notes and shit and acts like she's really interested in the meeting, when she truly could care less because she sits and turns all the work over to me. She's a shady bitch and I see right through her ass. I hate bosses. They should be nonexistent. People dominating other people is bullshit. I wish she would quit. Fake ass. February 22, 2012 0 68.50.54.176
Fucked up Slave HELL Mother Fucks ASS KISSER FOR MONEY My job is sooo fucked up. I am doing everything in my power to get out of this hell hole. WHY OH WHYIIIII== Everyone in the place is fuck'n useless - how do they even live with themselved seriously. I hate all of the bullshit and I REALLY don't want to go to the fucked up staff meeting tommorow. I can't even stand the BS seriously. I can't take anymore fake smiles - even my own. FUCK YA'L I CAN'T WAIT TO GET THE FUCK OUT MOTHER FUCKS I HATE YOU ALL SOC MUCH. I don't know shit and you bug me - just fuckn leave me along and shut your fuckin' fake as mouthsssssss bahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 
February 22, 2012 0 68.146.107.204
Me Office from hell Fucker Fuck off Mr Senior know it all. You know jackshit. Your secretary has to tell you everything, and you are paid how much??? While we are told it is your responsibility, when it comes to actually doing it, the secretary actually ends up being responsible. Like we don't have enought to do without picking up your shit. Fuck and die, every one of you, you ignorant, bullying, rude assholes!!
And for those other ones at the hospital, For being so fucking smart, your are pretty stupid. Hmm how about inputting the right number, or how about the right worktype, maybe then you would get your stuff earlier. But no, you can't be bothered to do this, and then have the fucking nerve to complain that you are getting your stuff late. FUCK OFF!!! February 22, 2012 0 206.53.54.37
Are you fucking serous? planet Noob. totalitarian whack job refugee what kind of asshole bean counter boss drives around the parking lot every day looking to see if any of the employees arrives too "early". Completely ridiculous. Of all the ridiculous things you could get upset over. "being too early"? Are you fucking serious? totalitarian whack job refugee from the planet Noob. February 22, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
dunno southern fucking slave I HATE MY FUCKING JOB!!! MY BOSS IS A FUCKING KNOW IT ALL IDIOT!! Why the hell do they always take incompetent idiots and put then as bosses? You are such an ass ANd I HATE my co workers also they are a bunch of morons suck ups! Sometimes in the morning i would throw myself of a building instead of going to work! I work so damn hard and nobody can even say a fucking thank you!!! I hope you all get what you deserve you fucking morons!!! I WONT LOOSE SLEEP ANYMORE for this stupid dead end job!!! I fucken hate all of you! Just fucking die!!! February 22, 2012 0 96.44.94.251
Deanna California Office Bitch AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Thrown under the bus yet again, for the exact same shit that upper management refuses to do. I've been here six years and all of a sudden you guys want to start being assholes? Fuck you. Fuck you. and Fuck you.
Oh and I'm NOT VALUABLE? I'm the only person around here who works with our customers! Don't tell me we need to get better at customer service, maybe if you fucking hire someone else who will actually help me!! You guys are out of your minds. February 22, 2012 0 67.91.210.194
Victoria California Social worker I thought I could do this job, I genuinely did. I hated my last job and I finally clawed my way out, four months of training with great classmates, and for a while it was ok. Now... How can anyone fix this many problems! How can you keep takin away the cases I laboriously clean up and give me dirty, fucked-up ones in their stead? I can't quit, not with 7 grand I have to pay off by the end of the year... But this job is breaking me. It's going I kill me and there's nothing I can do about it. February 22, 2012 0 174.240.0.87
,hvb,mjk.iluktresdxfg y97669t gyukgbygygybgyb fuck it.....i didn't mean it like that, and everyone knows he's just playing on it....douche bag. cant be fucking asked. do not care and i even said that to your face earlier. Because i dont care.
so glad i'm in the position i'm in now, although i hate being bossed around by the guy i happen to have a crush on. fuck it, i'm getting married soon. shame on me for having a crush....
fucking hell i feel bad right now, hate this feeling. fuck my life and fuck my job February 22, 2012 0 188.29.141.236
Repilicus Planet Kolob bureacrat You old bags thought you were smarter than me, but guess what? I went golfing and drinking beer on the clock time and time again, and I took my supervisor who I had corrupted. Hahahahaha!!!
Fuck. February 22, 2012 0 155.101.198.111
Moleman Hell financial fucker What's this "work family" shit? They want us to be a "work family". Guess what idiots - I already have a family. I chose my wife, we made and love our kids. But I sure as hell didn't choose you people. I wouldn't choose you people because you're a bunch of shallow, lousy, boring fuckers. Goddamned pot-lucks all the time. I don't have time or money to scrape up something for you fat munchers to chomp while you sit around babbling about your boring, mundane lives. All you people do is shop and watch TV. Work family my ass. When I go home to my real family I drink a beer and try to forget you people exist. February 22, 2012 0 155.101.198.111
Screwed Over Fuck you very much
You insipid bitch. How about calling a meeting what it actually is - a chance for you to look like a hero by shooting down the ideas raised by experienced people who are there to HELP and have more experience developing solutions than some fucking whoop tee do asshole who thinks because he has a title and tenure and a bit of tech savvy that, huh, he can just treat our team like a drive-thru?
Yeah, you bitch, I'm talking about asking me to look into solutions, then taking the solutions I come up with and saying "Oh, why don't we meet with special snowflake asshole?" OK, why don't we meet with special snowflake asshole? Maybe he will listen to my idea as opposed to plugging his ears and screaming LA LA LA LA LA LA my idea is good! I'm special! I thought of it! All by myself!
So, thanks for having me spend a day testing and researching and coming up with a VIABLE alternative to his (which poses a security risk, but no matter, he's special) and then treating me like a moron and saying we need to meet with him. And why? So we both present our ideas and then you say "Oh, I definitely think Special Snowflake's idea is brilliant."
Yeah, bitch, that's steam coming from my ears. If you'd made up your mind to adopt his solution, then just fucking do it. Don't yank my dick with a fucking meeting to play the hero, mmmmk?
And if you DO insist on that bullshit, then don't fucking DARE put on your kindergarten teacher face afterward and say to me, "well, thanks for your hard work; I just really wanted to be sure we had you involved in this discussion."
FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL YOU CONDESCENDING TWAT!!!!! You're not a manager; you're a pathetic "yes" person politician. Thanks for the set up. Oh, and if you even think about doing that again, you are hereby cordially invited to GO FUCK YOURSELF with a chainsaw. Repeatedly. February 22, 2012 0 160.94.197.136
karen AZ Collecting agent Dumb blonde bimbo at my work with big tits has my boss eating out of the palm of her hand. He takes her on vacation every two months with his wife and every picture on his facebook is of her cleavage or ass hangingout. She is a complete homewrecker and gets praised for every thing she does. Her job is so easy and everyone at work has to help her every Friday and staturday to clean up her slack from the week and then she gets all the credit bonus and a day off with pay. She always says she is going to do stuff for other people to make her look good but never ever follows through. She pops her tits out in front of married coworkers and says what there just boobs, the only reason guys even look at her is because she is a complete party animal slut. She makes the same amount of money as everyone else that has been here for five years and she has been here for one. The boss even has naked pictures of her and she acts like omg delete those but she never does, she obvisouly likes the attention and takes adanatge of her work enviroment and breaks up a whole family, she is so pathetic in everyone elses eyes but you can't say anything or else your fired. February 22, 2012 0 208.54.4.211
hey asshole my fat gay slob bosses asshole postal killing supressor. Why even hire me in the first place if you are going to do everything in your freaking power to make me walk out the door! I mean seriously. no wonder your last company went belly up. You are going down the shitter if I leave and I hope your arrogant ego lets you realize that. February 22, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
RCM Notts Managing Director I am the boss and I'm sick and tired of idle, thick, overpaid pricks who think that they are gods gift to their employer and that he or she should be grateful that they show their face late, extend their breaks and fuck the job up completely without any thought to the consequences. then they have the temerity to moan when they're told that their incompetence has cost the company thousands. No fucking wonder this country is in the shit when the average British worker is totally useless. February 22, 2012 0 86.17.108.96
Let Me Do My Job Already I am so sick of my boss' wife!!! Why is she even here? When my boss asked me to quit my last job to come work for him, I was told his eventual plan was to get her out of the office.... Two years later.... she is still here!!! I came to work here because I was looking for a new challenge. I didn't think the challenge was having to put up with her! I am so sick of her undermining me, questioning everything I do, listening to my phone calls and screwing up everything in this office!! I shouldn't have to put up with this!!!!! MUST FIND NEW JOB February 22, 2012 0 75.158.30.38
get over yourself I love starting a new jobs and having the lowest ranking people in the office treat you like they are gods possessing such "infinite knowledge" that you'll never be able to come close to understanding their "superiority" even though you are 20 years older then them, have two more degrees then them, 10 years more experience then them and they have absolutely zero experience in your filed of knowledge. February 22, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
Cattle The Pasture Sales Rep/Slave to the Man I hate my job, I hate my boss, I hate my boss's boss, and I hate this male run company I work for, who's lower level employees are ALL women. I work with women and sell products to women. Our customers are mostly stingy rich women who will argue over a penny, and will damage products just to get a discount. Those women are pathetic.
We slug and sell our asses off for minimum wage with NO commission, while the company sits back and collects the massive profit off their slave labor products imported from sweat shops in China and Bangladesh, which are filled with toxic chemicals that contaminate the workers over-seas, and then contaminate my own body every time I'm doing stock or receiving shipment. This company will cut costs at any length. They are environmentally irresponsible in so many ways it makes me sick.
Staffing there comes and goes like a revolving door because the company sucks and years later I am loyally still there, yet getting shafted for hours by management. They will hardly ever give anyone more than 39 hours a week so everyone stays part-time and they don't have to pay out insurance benefits or put us on disability when we hurt ourselves because of their consistent lack of observation of health and safety policy, procedures, and standards.
The only reason I'm still there is because I waste all of my physical and mental energy working for these blood sucking vampires, and being miserable while pretending to be happy for their benefit, and the benefit of all the women who shop there.
The company backs their managers no matter how sh*tty they are, all the way up the chain of command, and shafts their part-time employee roster when given the chance because there is no union and they don't give a sh*t about their base level slaves- we are just a number and dispensable -what else is new?
The main point of my rant is that I had this all coming when I decided to drop out of University.
Stay in school! You will be thankful you did later on... February 22, 2012 0 99.225.145.73
God give me strength not to kill someone I swear to God I get blamed for one more thing in this fucking hellhole and I will personally bash the shit out of the next person in my way!!!!!! Every fucking time something goes wrong here, I get blamed for it....somehow, some fucking way it manages to make it's way back to me and I get the blame......sorry I do my fucking job and I am not a fucking magician and can't see into the future if/when something may go wrong....fuck you all, take this job and shove it up all of your fucking asses and good luck finding someone to replace me. You have given me so many goddamn tasks to do I can't think of one person who would understand how to do my job without extensive training...which by the way I will not do for someone.....SO FUCK YOU ALL AND GO BURN IN HELL MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! February 22, 2012 0 24.72.40.44
Allan Sovietland Slave Labour
Fuck this shit.
Simon, you are a full carrot arsehole. I don't need your crap work experience placement. You're so full of yourself, you think you run a million dollar business but you don't! You're just a small time asshole who has a little bit of power over people. You pay me less than £50 a week for all the work I do. Albeit I only come in a few days a week, but you don't own me, I don't even work for you officially. I'm just on a WORK EXPERIENCE placement. NO CONTRACT, NO NOTHING. Yet today you "sacked" me, THANK GOD. Now I never have to see your smug face again. I was going to leave anyway, I was happy before I came to your shitty company, now every wedensday, thursday, friday I wake up and feel damn depressed because I know I have to spend 7 hours with you. Now that's over. I can go back to college where I actually enjoy it myself. No more bullshit from you, no more constructive critisisms because I failed to polish a DVD BOXSET properly. No more dictatorship time shifts. I hope you have a terrible life, since you are determined to ruin others with your slave labour and I feel sorry for anyone who works for you in the future. They have no idea what they are getting themselves into.
PEACE OUT!
CAPITALIST HOMO DICTATOR FUCKFACE. February 22, 2012 0 82.23.100.65
Minion Earth, possibly... media sales/human punch bag I hate sales - the impossible targets that move every month, the way you are blamed for things outside of your control; it’s a new magazine in a poor area during a recession for god sake! I may hate my job but most of all I hate my asshole of a boss. The micromanaging walking hypocrite! I can shout at you, accuse you of all sorts of things but woe betide you to stand up for yourself! You have to sit there like a meek slave and accept his abuse without question. Apparently me trying to calmly stand up for myself in any way means I have a bad attitude which he 'won’t put up with any longer’! If only he'd fire me...he never fires anyone he drives them to leave. Everyone hates him; he got a book on Hitler from a member of staff over xmas; he wasn't pleased but I sure as hell found it amusing! I spent the first 6 months of this job working alone from his flat; there would be no magazine if it wasn't for me coz i do all the admin too and the only person whose survived - many walk out on the first day he's so abusive to them! You try and take a day off work and there are only two weeks in a month he is ok with - any other time its 'too close to deadline' however he can jet set off on deadline day! He owed my 9 days I had to take off in one month coz of this - which he negotiated with me to have a few extra days next year so he can deny them to me again. He spends money on expensive trips and buys large new properties and yet quibbles over the price of a first class stamp and has the nerve to claim money doesn't mean anything to him! Everything has to be negotiated, you have a day off ill, he'd try and hold it over you and make you work your lunches for two weeks instead of just not paying you! Keep a record of everything he says coz it'll be different the next time round, especially as he moves the goal posts. He’s been known to ask one person to do something then call them up to tell them off for doing it. He calls you every few minutes just to nag you to do your job or repeat the same thing he's just emailed you. Nothing stops him nagging, nothing stops him treating us all like slaves and constantly tells us 'you have to be nice to me coz I pay your wages' 'You have to do what I say because I am the boss and remember that!' - seriously, are these things a professional business man should be saying to his staff? He demands respect which he has not earnt and does not deserve.
A new woman started as our editor and she's a lot older with high up experience and she is just incredulous at his rudeness and abusive nature. She only gets paid for 2 days a week and yet has to work all week to actually do the job! She can't really get out now she's in as she's got a daughter to look after and a husband in hospital and he is manipulating her with this, but she is tempted to walk out like we are. He knows the economy is bad and thinks that gives him the right to talk to us like slaves. There are no depths to which he'll sink! It’s a shame it’s his company and there is no one to complain to. There is no way he is going to change - he's said that as well; we have to put up with him coz he's not going to change. Well in that case i'll fucking walk out and see how well you do then! If you think you can do better than me fine - i sure as hell can do better than you!
I wish I could quit, all I can do is apply for other non-sales jobs and try and put up with him. At least I'm not totally alone in this (though I am working alone in a separate office) and we're all trying to escape. The day I hand in my notice will be the happiest of my life. Or he could actually sack me - that would also be satisfactory as I get benefits then. February 22, 2012 0 91.142.134.44
me me me Crystal, your days are numbered and you will be found out. there will be no one to fend for you. Nobody cares about you and you will no longer get your way. i get to sit back and watch all of it unfold you stupid dumb fucking bitch. You are incompetent and your years of being a bully to cover for all you dont and cant do will be over forever. February 22, 2012 0 69.47.165.8
Haywood The Executive Mens Room Kennel cleaner Once again, Jessica, you've alienated someone by meddling and trying to insert yourself into their lives when they don't want you there. I realize the guy is your brother-in-law (ex- brother-in-law, actually, since you divorced his brother years ago) and he's troubled, but you keep trying to psychoanalyze obviously-deep-seated issues that have been there so long, they're second nature to him -- who are you? Dr. Phil? You run a dog breeding business, fer cryin' out loud. Just because you "took a few courses" while in the military does not qualify you to counsel people on their "problems". You've been out of the military for 20+ years now. Stop trying to figure out why he's so angry at some gay people -- he's openly gay himself, so he's not homophobic. Just because he doesn't like gay pride parades or drag queens, let those be HIS pet peeves. Leave him alone. Spending the weekend in a hotel, making a "documentary" video on the guy while he sits in a jacuzzi and drinks was so ridiculous, I'm leaving it at that.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: That medication you're taking is doing a lot more than making you lose weight. It's making you delusional. Here's a actoids to put in your pocket:
You do not look good in that wig. If the stuff is making your hair fall out, I'd stop taking it. Your sister was right -- you looked like Alice Cooper in drag the other day.
February 22, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
b michigan bullshit fast food i love how you always put me on the job that i cant do well then you fucking yell at me and tell me to hurry up, ive told you stupid fucks so many times not to put me on that but you always seem to do anyways. Fuck you stupid managers you lazy fucks when i ask for help you always tell me too bad its your job and not mine. im sick of all this bullshit that you make me to im getting to the point of getting FED UP with it. you keep fucking me over on hours because you hire to many people how the fuck does that work? sometimes i go into work just to do nothing because you dont know how to fucking schedual people. why dont you try working my fucking job for once so you can see how bad it really is. i CANNOT WAIT to quit this fuckstick place and get a better job, if i didnt need the money trust me ID FUCKING QUIT February 22, 2012 0 75.128.142.99
just fucked here get fucked i work for fucking stupid fucks.the kids on my street have more planing skills than this pile of shit for managers i work for . this project is headed for the scrap pile . stupid fucks !!!!! February 22, 2012 0 99.123.32.33
Slave1 Hell Bottom feeder Fuck this job. I find out today my attendance points are over the limit which means I could be let go any day. Great! Fuck this place! I hate this job! You treat me like shit, you pay me crap and I have no health insurance.
I get bitched at all day on the phone by customers. This job makes me want to blow my fucking brains out EVERYDAY. I want smear shit all over the walls, douse this place with gasoline and set the fucker on fire. Yes I was hired as a temp, but I am not dumb. I am a college grad. I went to law school. I have years of managerial experience. You assholes have no idea because you never bothered to ask. I hope I'm fired on my next shift. Maybe I just won't come back. This job with it's shitty late night and weekend schedules has forced me to miss out on every social activity I have been invited to since October. Fuck your mother to death. I hope you die slowly and burn in hell forever!!!! February 21, 2012 0 174.253.98.222
LC Ca Hostess I hate my fucking job. I'm a hostess at a hotel restaurant and this is the most gayest piece of shit job ever... I always have to make calls to the HOT
GUESTS to invite them to our restaurant.. Do you know how fuckin ridiculous and annoying that is??!! Who the fuck bothers the guests to eat dinner? This is the stupidest shit ever.. Our restaurant is a shitty piece of shit and old and disgusting but we always have to act so damn professional like we are some 5 star shit. My boss and supervisors are dumb fucks. If I didn't have bills to pay I wouldve quit this piece of job already.. February 21, 2012 0 97.126.42.19
Beverly Assland Ass Stop giving me extra shit when someone else fucks up. You set the entire motion back by putting me in that other place and you know god damn well you're doing it because someone else is pulling their weight. Fuck all of you, I graduate soon and I am gonna get a real job. Fuck customer service, fuck trying to make people smile and laugh, fuck getting cussed at for a dime above minimum, and fuck all you uneducated cunts that I have to work with. So many women work with me that have 5+ kids, I guess they have their career planned out. Great job raising your kids on so little, I feel sorry for them all. Learn to use condoms..or pills or anything else. Sickening. February 21, 2012 0 74.229.90.117
jojo Utah Test Dev The problem with bosses is they believe everyone should kiss their *ss, and well, if you don't, welcome to the lower end of the respect chain. Never mind you've taken on more products than any other person on the floor, of which all have been there six times longer than me. Never mind the fact that no one else there knows the complexity of the level I'm working at, and never mind the fact I've been assigned 3-Senior level duties to be done in the next month although none of the guys that have been there for 10+yrs do more than one of these assignments in a year. What do I get for all this work effort during my start-up period, stuck at an Engineer 1 level and a bad employee review. Why the bad review? Un-organized?? Well, FYI if anyone else was taking on 6-different products at the same time 3 of which need new designs, they wouldn't be so organized either. The biggest load any other person has there is 3-products, I've got 6! Do I get a good-job, thanks for your efforts? Nope, just a bad review and a kick in the pants. Bosses SUCK!!!! February 21, 2012 0 75.167.135.120
Kenny Fucking Powers Today I found out the bosses think I do one job..When I do about 10 different things throuhout the day..I work in "the back" of the office..They never come back there(which is a good thing) but they can all go to hell now. To be honest I could do a few more things..but they don't pay me enough so why should I? I barely care about the place or what goes on there..I just to all my jobs I was hired to do and then leave at 5. Sorry if I don't go above and beyhod like some idiots there..they are kiss asses that do so much and never get a raise. hahaha sorry I'm not like that..esp when I hate the company and the people running it. I am really not happy there. Some of my co-workers are actually cool. Maybe like 10 out of 50 are nice. I hope I find a new job soon. I want to leave so bad..unfortunately I need to stay for the paycheck. February 21, 2012 0 68.62.24.205
Moleman Hell financial fucker Working with and for women and being the only male in the office sucks. My boss wants to be a man. My co-workers hate me. They love Twilight and American Idol, I read Nietzsche and Bukowski. They talk gossip and shopping and iPhones and shit all day. I hide in the dark and speak to no one. I never wanted a job. I never wanted to be anything. The American system sucks. We're all slaves. Fuck Excel. Finance is shit. Financial forecasting is so fucking boring I want to shoot myself. Drugs aren't a problem - society is. Everyone's on drugs because their lives are unbearable shit. I'm going to find a way out you fuckers. I'm going to live on an island drinking sugary beverages and eating crab. February 21, 2012 0 155.101.198.111
The Return of Toilet Boy My job pays for the things that take my mind off my job. A perfect example of a love/hate relationship. February 21, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
i hate my boss hell slave Once again I'm on here. Well lets see whats gone on today so far and its only 10:41 a.m. Yesterday i had work. I don't even think my boss knew I was in because he didn't even call once. I love how you can own a business and only work 2 hours a week. Then today i call him with some messages. 1. this lady needs a job done. She needs a price. His response. I'll call her later. Real great customer service we have here. 2. another person wants a price. his response. they'll have to wait. 3. the guy who u were suppose to get insurance for and the building was nice enough to still let us do the job is calling and wants the insurance. his response (all pissed off now) I'll call so and so later! like dude to make money you have to do work. while you're at the gym right now on you're 3rd year of trying to lose weight that u can't lose everyone else is working. if u own a company you should put in more hours than anyone else. u put in the same amount of total hours in a month as i do in a day. this is why your company is failing. this is y you're losing your house. and thank u for not paying me in full once again. i love how u hand me my money and i say hey its only $300 and u say i know. wtf!!!!! u couldn't hand me my money and say oh I'm gonna have to owe u $100. and as usual everyone else is paid in full. god forbid we don't pay the 2 crackheads who each owe u $500. i seriously hate u. I come to work in a bad mood every day because of u! how the fuk u got a personal trainer and maid when u can't afford to pay you're mortgage? and i hate to tell u but your personal trainer sucks considering you're still obese. if u weren't lazy u would lose weight. hes my secret to staying thin. i walk to and from work everyday. i don't get lunch everyday because I'm busy running errands or not taking lunch thanks to u. i seriously can't stand you. you try to make me feel bad about shit because its fun for you. my boyfriend proposed and u don't even say congrats. u say wheres the ring. and when i tell u (which is really none of ur business) that we're gonna go shopping for it, you then say he should have taken me to the store and proposed. how about u give ur daughter some advice. don't marry a guy after a few months, especially when he doesn't have his papers. cause 4 years later he left ur ass. and ur daddy wanna say how u paid for a lot of the stuff. no u didn't ur ex made good money and u still got daddy paying some of ur bills. and u only make ur tips by flirting in the bars with guys. yea real nice. always got something to say about my boyfriend cause ur drug addicted, freeload off our parents kids are sooooo great.u and ur whole fam can suk it! February 21, 2012 0 96.246.248.192
So, so tired The simple act of waking up every morning is pure agony. I cannot describe how difficult it is on my body and even worse, on my mind. Every thought, every fibre in my being fights to stay in bed where it is warm, secure, and far away from the poisons I have to deal with everyday at work. I still get out of bed so that I can afford to pay then bills, albeit barely. When I do, I feel literal pain course through me. The pain does not originate from a single source. It covers my body from head to toe but leaves me with just enough strength to drag myself to work.
The pain is made worse by the depression that has dominated the majority of my years. It is a constant feeling of sadness and frustration that never goes away. As difficult as the feeling is, it is one that I've accepted as my reality. If i were to escape it and find a happier life, that life would feel foreign to me. It would frighten me.
My only wish is that I find the strength to survive. February 21, 2012 0 74.198.9.189
aka Liz Bergen County, NJ Graphic Designer My boss recently hired his wife's elderly uncle, who is working near my dept. This annoying guy does nothing but sleep on the job and snack around the clock. I've asked him to chew with his mouth closed, and he said he's too old to change. (I can hear him crunching, chewing, slurping, lip-smacking, then belching...and he's 50 ft. away from my cubicle.) I have to wear earphones around the clock, just to tune him out and to be able to concentrate. February 21, 2012 0 67.151.230.159
The American worker The American workplace _ The American workplace and political system is a complete disaster. The most alarming thing about it is that people are no longer rewarded on merit but on their world view and how big their breasts are. No wonder Chinese pay wages are going up to meet their higher priced life styles. Liberalism and secularism is destroying America from the inside out. February 21, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
C fer C... Australia Administrative Assistant My job has always been difficult, but for a while it was bearable becasue I was put under a new line manager. Great boss, supportive, good feedback, appreciative - but then I was put back under the boss I had before. WHAT A COW. Micromanaging to the enth degree - "How many pieces of toilet paper can I use to wipe my a**e - and which direction should I wipe? Oh sorry, you want that query in triplicate on your desk by 9am?" Excuse my language - but FUCK it. I am a skilled person, with a lot of knowledge, and good people skills, but I just can't do this any more. If I do or email anything about ANYTHING, it gets filtered up to the big boss, and then I get sent an email telling me (in the "nicest" possible way, to stop doing WRONG. And of course everyone in the email list gets a copy so they an see I am WRONG again, and she is MANAGING me. FUCK FUCK FUCK I hate my job - seriously I would leave but need money to live - husband is on a pension. Seriously thinking of becoming a student - what can I study that will fill up all the years until I can retire?? I HATE MY JOB WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO MAKE IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT. 87723 February 21, 2012 0 58.7.176.174
Really Angry 3 years back, John started a clique in the office consisting of Sue, his wife and coworker who he recently met and married on the job; and John's good buddies Lucy and Tim. The rest of us call them a bunch of sickies/slackoffs.
John and Lucy are always calling in sick on Mondays and Fridays. Cough, cough don't the rest of us feel bad for you motherfuckers. Grow some G.D. balls and get your ass to work like the rest of us do.
John usually comes in 1/2 hour late and spends a lot of time slacking off during the day. The four of them go out for a 1-1/2 hour lunch. John's in Tim's office all day long chatting with him, and then he usually leaves a couple minutes before quitting time with his wife. John thinks it's pretty cool to bitch to the rest of us about how much work he's got. Boo hoo, we all smile and listen to your shit - but don't we all feel sorry for you. Guess what, asshole - we all carry the same load or more and work twice as hard as you.
If it ain't one of them calling in sick or slacking off it's the other one. We are all pretending to be your friends but in reality we hate your guts. Grow up assholes! February 21, 2012 0 74.77.21.217
Pee-on Okay, folks, I am fed up.
Jenny and Alice, fuck you 2!!! You 2 have stabbed me so many times in the back that I do not need to breath through my nose and/nor mouth. I can breath through all the stab marks on my back that reach into my lungs. You 2 whores come to me with your projects, I suggest/tell you what to do for them, and what do you 2 do? Yes, that's right, make changes to what you want, or go see the other tech manager (E, fuck you too!!), or you run off to the suppliers and have their tech people make changes.
F & S, fuck me!!! How you 2 ended up in your roles as Senior Directors is beyond me.
S, every one that knows you all say the same thing, namely "She doesn't have any idea of what she is doing. No experience, nothing. So how the hell did she get her job?"
F, you act like what you are doing as a Senior Director is something I have no experience nor knowledge about. Hey asshole, what you are doing I did some 10 years ago!!
It pisses me off that when I started here, you 2 dumped me with a difficult tech person who had caused so many issues (F, you even eluded to another person who this tech person screwed over) but you 2 made it seem it was just as much my fault as his. he screwed up projects!!! F, you admitted it!!! And yet I am feeling like I am on the way out due to poor performance.
By the way, F, I will challenge you on that. If I was a poor performer, how did my high rating drop so suddenly and what did you do to sit down with me to help guide me back to a great performer.
Kinda funny in that (and this applies to you as well, S) I rattled off several examples of where you advised me on what was going on with some situtations and I told you what will happen and what you might think about doing. You both said that my thoughts will not happen and that things will go differently. And what happens???? That's right, sports fans, I WAS RIGHT! I have seen this stuff before and yet, you do not want to listen to advice from anyone other than you 2, F and S.
Now the company has had lay-offs in the home office, so there needs to be more cost-cutting going on. And given how I am being treated, I would suspect I am on borrowed time. This is fine, due to I will use this time I have now to look for a new job. I am beginning to reach out to people to see if they might have something. And the day you either lay me off or I quit, I will have put together a professional but to-the-point final letter expressing all the shit I have been dealing with since I arrived some 2 years ago.
You know, it really pisses me off how poorly I am being treated for trying to do a good job while dealing with difficult, non-cooperating co-workers and bosses. February 21, 2012 0 210.75.1.98
Christie Manila, PH Media analyst Fucktard, I worked 5 hours during our event without taking even a fucking bathroom break. The two people who were supposed to be with me weren't there while I had to run around and do THEIR jobs. So don't fucking get on my case when I decided to take a 30 minute break (which I asked permission for and you agreed!!!!) by the time those two arrived. Way to go encouraging your employees "boss". You didn't even get mad at them for not being at the event itself while I took all the heat for DOING MY JOB AND THEIRS.
Word of advice: Before even saying anything, look at what you're modeling yourself. I happened to see you just sitting and chatting with people when you were supposed to be heading the event. February 20, 2012 0 120.28.91.167
Scratch In the men's room Lice Inspection Jeezus fucking christ, as if Mondays weren't bad enough, you decide to choose this one to haul your ass in earlier than normal, then proceed to hang out next to my desk until someone else comes in. I hate it when you do that -- your creepy "good morning", too-gropy-to-be-appropriate hugs creep me out so much, you have no idea lucky you are that jobs aren't easy to come by right now. If I could be sure I'd not be unemployed for more than a week or two, I'd walk out of this place and go straight to an attorney to file a sexual harassment suit.
As if that wasn't bad enough, you sit three cubicles away, looking at chicks on online dating sites (who the hell knows why). Are you looking for dates for one of your loser sons? Go to ashleymadison.com, dude. I'm sure all kinds of scantily clad "ladies" will be more than willing to hook up.
I don't hate you, Sam -- I just can't fucking stand you.
February 20, 2012 0 71.12.182.121
John Harlow Texas Truck Driver Have you ever noticed this website called TalkShit.com? I tried to start a blog or thread or whatever you call it on there and because I put down that I heard of the site from my wife's uncle, they automatically assumed that I was him, making up another username in order to post extra stuff on the site.
They didn't even give me a chance to put up any posts. The window popped up and said that I automatically had a lifelong ban from the damn site and it would never be lifted. What a joke, man!
I am soooooo very pissed right now. I just had to rant.
Thanks. February 20, 2012 0 66.169.222.200
at ropes end lonely planet listen all you fucking people that come to the casino and bitch at me because you lost all your fucking money, if you cant handle it stay the fuck home. I didnt take your fucking money you fucking willingly fed to a fuckin machine in which you had one in a million chances in winnning are you really that fucking stupid you fucking animal. Its because of YOU and your fucking animal like behavior (for which i dont have words) the reason i hate my fucking job. What gives you the right to go to my job and treat me like if im the piece shit that just came out our asshole you fucking nasty asshole. You come to the fucking casino willingly i dont go to your house and grab by your hand to drag you down there. NExt time your out and treat someone like shit try to think how would you feel if that was your daughter grandaughter, son grandson, grandma or grandpa that was being treated that way. and you fucking spoiled young kids read a little so that way you know what your there for and dont come into the casino like a dumbass not knowing what your there to do.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkk i hate customer service jobs what the fuck . February 20, 2012 0 68.37.118.62
beneath you apparently God im sick and tired of seeing your menopause ass everday,oh im not supposed to snack while i work,but i guess it's ok for you to, when your not even the boss?You have some balls you know i could get a hell of alot done if you would stop trying to piss me off and actually do some work yourself, instead of being so consumed with what the fuck im doing.GET A FUCKING LIFE YOUR OLD AND UGLY IM STILL YOUNG AND HOTT SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
February 20, 2012 0 108.67.18.208
Beth San Antonio Project Manager
I never, ever, ever wanted to be an administrative assistant god dammit. I never ever ever wanted this to be my whole god damn career. I never intended to be underneath someone else's bootheel for the rest of my life. I never wanted to let someone else decide what I'm worth, what benefits I should get, or even whether or not I'm going to have the ability to make money tomorrow. I certainly, CERTAINLY never wanted to find the most perfect job in my field that I can imagine and have the whole experience RUINED because my supervisor is a bitch and a bully who obviously wants her friend to do my job instead of me. It is because of HER that I'm looking for another job, but the thought of working anywhere else makes me want to vomit. I'm so, so, so tired of working. I'm so, so, so tired of spending my whole day away from my kids, coming home with a paycheck that barely pays the bills, and still feeling like a friendless fucking loser every single day.
I am one of four people in my office. My afore-mentioned bitch of a supervisor, her friend the part-timer, who has an eye on my job, and our 90-year-old boss who is sweet and cool but clearly just looks at me as being another one in a long, long line of administrative assistants she's worked with in her life. I literally do not have an ally in this office. There is nobody to talk to, nobody to go to when I have problems, nobody who cares about me or my life or my goals or my ideas at all. I don't "expect" people to love me and fawn all over me. But I do wonder how long I'll be able to stay at this job when NOBODY cares if I'm here. It's so fucking depressing, and even though I love literally every other thing about my job, coming to work in this building, in this office, with these people makes me wish I were waiting tables again. I hated waiting tables, but at least there was some brotherhood among the wait staff. At least I felt like one or two people there had my back. Here, I'm alone against three people who have been working together for 20 years.
None of them expect me to last. But the problem is, I don't know if I should defy them all and stick around like a stubborn fucking mule, or if I should listen to my gut and get out of here before a bad situation turns worse. What I really, really REALLY want to do is sell most of my stuff, move into a tiny little house in the country, and start my own online business. I'm so, so tired of working. I'm only 28, and I'm already jaded as fuck. I'm developing a drinking problem because even though I love my husband and my kids, alcohol is often the only thing that makes me forget how much I hate my life 10 hours out of the day.
Jesus Christ, it's only MONDAY. February 20, 2012 0 99.58.120.134
I've HAD it. I'm working on three ads, five print jobs AND answering the phone and the two of you lazy assholes are back in his office yakking about personal shit so loud that it's interrupting my concentration.
You've been at it for OVER A FUCKING HOUR.
If one of you wasn't the 'boss' this wouldn't be going on. I say 'boss' because you're anything BUT. All you do boss-like is write out paychecks.
If >I< was yakking to anyone else for an hour you'd have my ass. But because it's you, it's OK. Do you ever think that - while her ass is yakking with you THAT SHE'S NOT MAKING THE COMPANY ANY INCOME?! Did you ever think about that?! You complain about not getitng any new business, that print work has fallen off 30%. Did you ever think that if you gently hinted that she needed to get back to her desk to WORK you might make more money?
But because you're entertained it's OK for her to yak incessantly about her life. Is it because you're flattered that a 30 year old would deign to talk to your 59 year old ass? I'm betting that's the case.
Lazy fucks. February 20, 2012 0 68.59.156.235
f u riche rich F U RICHIE RICH! YOUR JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY AND YOU WILL NEVER BE A PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL PLAYER! February 20, 2012 0 82.30.100.223
wtf NY hostess I'm a hostess in training and this damn bitch just JEALOUS that I learn the routine faster than her when she first started. She told me that I should memorize this speech crap word for word, but she always takes that paper with her to make the speech near the chefs. ANDDD she hates that I don't take notes. What notes are there to take? Being a hostess is not that hard. She once told me that she had a hard time with the computer (POS system) because she didn't have computers to use. Again, she's just jealous that I learn FAST. She even said "I get annoyed if you ask me questions." OK? I haven't even asked her for shit. She said,"I don't like people who come to work and play and I get annoyed if you make a mistake." So I asked her,"Did I make a mistake?" She replied,"No,but you should take notes." WHAT kind of LOGIC is THAT? The thing is, I haven't MADE any mistakes ...yet. Even if I DID, HELLO?? I'm NEWWWW. It haven't even been a total of 1 week. Nor did I play. I don't even answer my own phone and she has her phone around and texting and shit. I come to work 1 hour early usually AND NEVER LATE. Does it seem like I'm playing around? I don't even joke around, laugh OUT LOUD, jump around like a monkey... NON of that. fucking bitch is on serious PMS. The huge problem is: I got referred to work at the restaurant by a friend. So, I can't cause any problems or make it hard for my friend. February 20, 2012 0 108.27.76.236
cock a doodle doo Yo brother....stop blaming me for you screwing up your family you finances and your general disposition. You don't pay me half the time, and treat me like the lowest form of shy-t on the face of the planet while I hold 2 more degrees than you and have just as much experience. seriously I don't need any tangential amount of your shy-t at all. I am perfectly kosher over here minus your drama. February 20, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
John Doe Cheyenne, WY Peon Just wanna say I can't wait until Fall so I can get my ass back into school. This damn job is not worth the constant stress. Every day I tell myself "only gotta make it until the fall".
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Mick Merseyside Paralegal It's like pulling teeth. no progression, same thing every day there is no difference between doing what i do and licking stamps all day. Bored to death. i need people around me, interesting people with the same things in common, a job which i can take some pleasure out of instead of working in front of a computer screen all day. applied for 300+ jobs and not even an interview. What the FUDGE! I don't feel useful at all. what am i supposed to do about it? February 20, 2012 0 90.214.232.228
don us worker i am bloddy fucked up with my boss....they did not give me good rating despite i working hard more than the rating .....this is really fuckin up becoz my fellow who worked less than me got good ratings than me....why this worls is so unfair to disciplined and self motivated people and biased to fucking workers who do not do their job well......always good people are the ones who sufferr..................fucking comp/...boss.and fucking world this is.......hate it February 20, 2012 0 123.236.167.78
I come From Hell-England I can't believe I've stayed in this job for over a year, though I hate it so much! There hasn't been a single day at work since I started that I did think of resigning an if the job market was a bit better I would have done it long time ago. Stupid manager, I hate your bitchy ways! How dare you Correcting me and belittling me in front of people who don't know us at all! Do you think this will have a positive impact on our work you stupid bitch? You are so unprofessional, you scare me and you make me hate a job I loved! You have caused me to become depressed bitch! I hate you and can't wait for the day I'll say goodbye. You think you can manipulate me? Well lets see how work will after the day I quit. You don't know who you are messing with. My god I am so looking forward to quitting, I can't believe I am wasting my life like this! February 20, 2012 0 94.30.33.54
esactun Lenexa Cashier Hey all of you fucking store managers who think you don't need to respect us cashiers! You are pieces of shit without us! Today, I when I was at the register a problem came up in front of a customer who was trying to do a return, that was beyond my control ! The front end supervisor also had difficulty figuring it out ! Then the customer service manager came up and that person also could not figure it out! While all of this happened the manager in the back end of the store kept yelling at me over my headset telling me that I must be missing something on the reciept ! We all looked it over and found that there was NOTHING wrong with how I entered the information on the reciept! Still this person in the back who could not see what was going on said "You *had to have incorrectly* entered it more than once on the original reciept ! That is why you are having difficulty ! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER!" The fucking bitch yelled at ME over the head set about a problem that she was in no way able to participate in correcting! So me being a human *began* to blow a fuse infront of the customer. The front end manager clipped me off by saying "HEY! Do NOT EVER yell at a store manager!" I agree that I should not have lost it but he being the one who was at my counter should have cut off her rant by trying to explain what was going on! Instead he said "If you have an issue with !@#$^ you should take it up with her. away from the counter" That leaves me further exposed to her continued rants at the time that we are processing a transaction. His response was that while no no can see or hear her, they CAN see me getting angry when the other person is yelling at me over the headset. All this tells me is cashier moral is unimportant to the front end customer service manager. I should add that I don't mind if the problem with the transaction was my own fault, but when three people had difficulty figuring it out perhaps I WASN'T THE ONE WHO SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN DUMPED ON ! I didn't even really have a problem with the person yelling at me as much as the manager who was at my counter watching me getting visibly nervous, then yelling at me for getting upset for getting yelled at by the manager who was waaay across the other end of the store lecturing me! I LOVE MY JOB BUT WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE SUCH A HARD TIME RESPECTING CASHIERS! February 19, 2012 0 70.94.83.57
john Elbro england chef.. apparently hi there
to say I am pissed off , is a understatement . I am so pissed off and tired of being fucked over by absolute useless twats who would be lucky to get a job at McDonald's
can you believe it a fucking executive chef who can't cook even the most basic of things , when I asked you a question I may as well be talking fucking Swahili
A head chef who can't cook and can't cope and who holds his position because of his
fucking bitch of a wife
a so called cook becoming a head fucking chef because he kisses the butt of the above persons wife .... fucking tosser well get this , you have the skills of a fucking toilet brush yet you think the sun shines out of your ass
and yet another fucking head chef who self breathalyzer's himself every day at work
well I hope you kill a fucking kid and then you might realize what a fucking alcoholic you really are . Do you remember when I was pretty messed up probably not because you were drunk , well I had just been diagnosed with cancer and I had every right to be messed up , yet you had me dismissed from a workplace as I wasn't good enough to be there.... you cunt , I haven't forgotten nor shall I forgive you
I shall let the old bill sort you out when I leave .
fuck you all and your backstabbing " old boys" club , I hope you all burn in fucking hell , you make me sick .
well fuck you all as very soon I will be beginning a new life and where will you all be
panicking and scrabbling for your pathetic little jobs . Well a career in any of the fast food joints awaits , you useless fucking waste of human excrement. February 19, 2012 0 80.187.106.59
The last straw North- west England Mug Stop Fucking Whinging! If you hate the place so much just fuck off and stop complaining, you are a bully,and a sad pathetic little man with no friends and a lot of mental issues who will most probably die all alone and you are too stupid to see it coming. Stop spreading your poison we don't care about your problems, we all have enough of our own. Your predecessor was 100x the man you are and built up a good and profitable department which you have completely destroyed the morale in. I hate you, we all hate you, you have stifled our progress and your constant complaining in like a cancer in the company. Tomorrow I will give the boss my notice as I've found a new job. Enjoy the rest of your pathetic life you fat piece of shit! February 19, 2012 0 86.184.248.245
MSG NY NA Working at MSG hey Spike Lee since you are so in love with Jeremy Lin divorce your old lady and marry Jeremy Lin. Same sex marriage has been approved now, tired of working at the Garden and seeing that short little runt kiss another mans azz the way spike does. February 19, 2012 0 50.74.155.67
having nice time off I HOPE YOU CHOKE BITCH ! February 19, 2012 0 90.215.59.96
untrained trainee North slave When you take someone on as an apprentice, you do not give them the same workload as someone who has worked in the company for 15 fucking years! You TRAIN them. I am getting paid way less than minimum wage to be your bitch slave and do all of your jobs on top of my own. I have not had ONE fucking day of training. I could be a better trainer and mentor than you, you thick, irritating, tarty little bitch. I have more qualifications than you've been shagged you desperate whore. A few tips for you: SPEAK clearly, why the fuck do you whisper 24/7? I Can't hear what you're saying. Stop being a fucking martyr. You don't need to take your work home, and you don't need to work at weekends. You are one sad sad bitch. Don't take it out on me when you get to work on Mondays! Get a life. Get shagged. And eat you skeletal freak February 19, 2012 0 82.20.0.35
Pandora Keeper of the box Went to a funeral and left my cell phone in the car. "5 missed calls." My fucktard boss actually thought I would be taking calls at a funeral! He didn't leave a message, sort of grunted and hung up. Maybe he was calling from the loo. Maybe he needed me to wipe his ass. I didn't call back to see what he wanted. Who the fuck cares? February 19, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
katie big island off west Wales sales assiistant (Dogsbody) I work part time 4 days a week, the same days every week. I ask for time in lieu, on saturday, i get it, i also get to work on wednesday, still four days a week, I ask you is that real? February 19, 2012 0 92.251.205.158
AMY ENGKAND STUDENT This fucking education system is a bunch of wank. I've had no help from my teacher to complete this fucking stupid essay which I have not enough fucking words for. 2500 words for two fucking essays, what the fuck is that about? I have no fucking idea what I'm doing and I'm going to fucking fail. I ask for help and you say 'in a minute' and fuck off the fucking douchebag at the bag and forget about me. The curriculum gives me SHIT fucking books to read, so I don't engage and enjoy them at all, and actually begin to love reading again. It's too fucking late to take a different subject. I used to love English and you ruined it. You've shat all over my coursework and now I have no fucking clue what to do . THANKS. February 19, 2012 0 94.168.89.32
Teacher Hell Stressed Fuck my job. You want to know why our country is so fucked up, it starts with the lowest common denominator. Fuck up schooling and you've fucked yourself. Instead of hiring backstabbing fucktards who can't create schedules to save hours or valuable time, instead of trying to retain those of us who give a flying twat's ass about the kids, the job, the issues, go ahead, pat people on the back for a half-assed unbaked pie of putrid putrescence. I don't give a shit anymore with the attitudes, the horrible nature NOT ONLY OF THE ADMINISTRATION but the children as well. This county deserves what it gets in so many ways and I hope the state fires the lot of you self-serving assholes. You're in it for the pay checks, the big trucks, the accolades, while the grunt workers mired in the trenches are forced to deal with foul language, break up fights, become belittled by uneducation parents, and the big stinking wad of turd that is this country's educational values. I haven't taught more than a week this whole fucking year. Fuck education, I'm done trying.
Thanks for your time. February 19, 2012 0 68.187.187.120
Sarah Sydney, Australia PA My boss thinks working under a little stress gets the most out of his employees. I don't disagree with this statement. What he doesn't realise is he has everyone working under an extreme amount of pressure with no end in sight. Just because he works 12 hours a day on his $500K salary, doesn't mean the rest of us working under $80K want to. He has a KPI to make sure our rolling turnover is under 10%, I'm happy he's going to fail this year. February 19, 2012 0 124.149.171.52
Vulnerable Too nice for my own good hospital food service So here's the shit. This one cock sucking bitch calls in about 1 or 2 times a week because she "forogt she had school during her work hours", and the boss has ME fill in for her EVERY TIME. I didnt get weekends off many times because of that bitch. But now, she QUIT. Good news, right? NO. The boss ASSIGNED ME WITH ALL OF HER WEEKEND HOURS. I NOW HAVE TO WORK EVERY WEEKEND FOR A INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF TME. BITCH, THERE ARE 40 FSA's, AND YOU CHOOSE MMEEEE??? February 19, 2012 0 98.144.102.94
Bob Illinois Gamer Fucking mass effect three demo is a piece of shit. Ive played loyally since the day it came out and what do i fucking get? 1 Salarian Infiltrator and thats it. Fucking Bullshit. While my friends playing the demo get unlimited characters all the fucking time. Ive been such a huge fan of the series but i seriously dont even know if im going to get number three if this is the definite way their multi-player is going to work. February 19, 2012 0 96.48.118.161
Regretful of wasted hardworkin Lonely planet Working at a bullshit job I worked for an electric co for almost 3 years they suddenly laid me off even tho when I was hired I was told I was over qualified for the job I worked with the meaniest bitches ever so jealous n envious just bc I was more educated then them and smaller ( well I only jogged 3 miles a day u fuckin bitches get off your fucking fat asses) I worked there never calling out except for when I was on my death bed. They gossiped and tortured me endlessly I learned not to let their stupid fucking whispering get to me acted like if they were perfect in everything they did. Management said they would call me back if they needed me well I found out they filled my position with a cousin of one of the mean bitches I don't get it so much dedication to a stupid fucking job for nothing I had to pick up a job at a casino which i hate because of the asshole customers I have to deal with I have been spit at cursed at and grabbed at who do these fucking animals think they are for fucking real. The people I work with ate awesome but I'm not made out for a customer service job. I'm going to need to be committed if I stay at this job these fucking old farts getto ass people I don't hold your fucking hand n lure you into the fuckin casino don't you have anything more better n valuable to do telling you thank when you have treated me like shit is a slow suicide would you treat your fucking mom granddaughter daughter son the way treat me you fucking old person/ animal February 18, 2012 0 68.37.118.62
Disgruntled Employee Future unemployment line Lied to Employee I want to thank my plumbing and mechanical company for lieing to me and making false promises while treating me like i dont matter. I have worked for you for over 2 years and was hired under the impression that there was opportunity for advancement, because i was told so. i was told to learn my job and do work thats over my pay scale so that i would be prepared when the apprenticeship program opens. well i have found out that was a lie to get me to do work that im not legaly suppose to so that you dont have to pay me federal scale. its illegal what you have done and if i say anything you have a manager who does anything you want that will scheme a way to fire me. his name rhymes with Sike Mieble. I promise you wont get away with taking advantage of me and lieing to me illegaly, because im not the type of person who lets people get away with this type of business practices. I guess if i was part of the fayettville nc division i would have a chance to be treated with respect. February 18, 2012 0 24.214.14.130
hard worker a state that knows how to spel slave I hate you. You micromanage everything and think you and only you are right. Human beings are not perfect bitch. I make one human mistake and you write me up, hoping that I will quit. You call yourself a fuckin christian? My life has been hell with the divorce and financial stress and you KICK me when I am down. God I hope Karma exists so you will get your comeuppance. I show up to work each day, before the workday starts so I can be ready for your "war room" meetings, slave all day to give good patient care, stay late because of the workload, take work home...and you treat me like a piece of shit. I now understand how people loose it and just take a gun into work one day. I hope and pray you someday have shit happen to your perfect little life. I hope you and your family all get sick, suffer and die. I get nauseated at the sight or sound of you. You live to humiliate me and play favorites with others. How do you sleep at nite you fat bitch? February 18, 2012 0 75.110.71.205
fuck you no where company bitch I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! how can you do that to me?? 3 years.... 3 YEARS I was your store manager, at not one but THREE different locations..... 40k a year salary and damn good at what I do, you KNOW I am damn good. how nice of you to fly off to fucking iceberg land with your little concubine and send your little dick sucker in to say... guess what... give me all your store keys, you are no longer management, and while we are at it we are going to allow... ALLOW you to work part time, at 2 different stores for $15 an hour....... how nice of you to do this without warning, without reason, I did nothing wrong, never have, in 3 years, worked every day, never took vacations (except a family funeral and we had to come back from that early because everything went to hell) fuck you you fucking Brit fuck bastard. now I know why your wife cheated on you and left. because your a worthless, lowlife of a fucking human... I hope you die on the side of a mountain somewhere, or move to the otherside of the world. fucking die..... February 18, 2012 0 71.178.183.21
NOT going to KISS HER ASS ANYMORE That does it, that is the end of my patience, I've put up with your bullshit for two years now and this is where my patience just about expires, you tyrannical, racist, smug BITCH. I have had it with your RACISM and your utter lies and bullshit. I am sick to death of all this, and if we were living 200 years ago, by now I would've had you locked in a god damned cell, writing about fucking context until your hands bled and your fingernails fell out. YOU KNOW JUST AS WELL AS I DO THAT I WAS SECOND, but noooo..... *imitates your tacky, shrill voice* "SHE MUST SUFFER WITH CONTEXT!!!!"
IF I HAVE ONE MORE JOB TO DO WITH THAT, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY. You know what kills me the most??? I fucking worked hard to get where I am, and I was selected out of 250 people for the job. That must mean that I am more than capable of handling some of the other categories, you DUMB BITCH. Instead, I'm stuck writing about FUCKING CONTEXT repetetively like a robot!!!!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH CONTEXT. If there was a single word I could remove from the dictionary, it would be context. And to Steph, I am sick to death of you. The sun does not shine out your backside, so PLEASE stop acting like it does and ABANDON your posse for five minutes to do something constructive. And I don't know if you've realised this yet, but Jasmine is a psycho and is unhealthily obsessed with you. I have just had enough of all of this, and frankly, I think the entire English staff is unfairly biased, racist, rude, bigoted and are clearly only hear for the holidays. You don't give a shit about anything, and can I tell you something else? If I had a shotgun in the house, by now I would've been six feet under. Because I would rather DIE than go through this for ten more months. And for what? No matter how hard I try, you're just going to fail me anyway, as is your wont. At this point I am so close to giving up and killing myself, you wouldn't believe it. And you reply with "Ohhh, we've heard many similar threats like that before!!" well DEARY, THAT'S NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF YOU SICK BITCH. What is the bloody point of it all???? WORK, WORK, WORK just to fail in the end anyway. And besides, why would you even care??? As long as you get your holidays, you couldn't care less what happens to the rest of us. In that case, get me some Valium or a shotgun, because I really don't see any easy way out of this. I can either work my ass off and fail, or I can beat your to the punch and quit now. But that means hurting the people I love most, and I've hurt them enough already. I can't see any way out of this.... Either way leads to hurt and failure and regrets. I may as well kill myself. February 18, 2012 0 124.149.99.166
Fucked Over Recessionland Whipping Girl
This one is for the ugly two faced cunt who makes every one else's life hell so as to make her own sad life that little bit better.
See you you ugly fuck, you ever ever try to include me in little bullying scam, the next time you come up behind me like a little panting tigger spreading your poison I will kick you under the next passing bus. Sick to fucking death of you. How could you do that to a co-worker? She has a young child to take care of and her husband has no job. Her money is the only income they have and every single day you accuse her of crying and annoying you when she is not. I have watched you play mindgames with that poor girl, making her believe that she is a worthless person. Then come laughing and joking and lets play friends with the rest of us. Come Monday morning you are in for the shock of your life. I hope you enjoy the little room we have given you all on your own on the far side of the building. It has its own en-suite toilet and kitchenette. Your stuff is all there waiting for you. Sorry that you are on your own but we believe that it is in our best interests and your safety that you stay as far as fuck allows away from us. You see.. I had to fix your terminal because you fucked up all the templates and put them in your name.. again.. and found your little "Shit List" that you e-mailed to your niece detailing all the "faults" you found with your Co-Workers and why you feel compelled to complain about us to the manager every day because we are such lowly human beings who were not raised in the priveleged state you were...on a pig farm with backhanders and state funds... paying for your private education. I felt it only right that we all share in your disapproval, including the boss who was highly amused. You didn't even bother to hide the mail it was right there on the desktop, so much for your "Proivate Educashun". Lucky for you you didn't get fired on the spot. The only reason was that your department is too busy right now to go through the hassle of getting someone to replace you.. but the quiet time is not far away and you will be gone.. back to your lonely little life in your little housie that no one visits because they all fucking hate you! We will enjoy the peace and quietude that the office deserves without your "this one time, at band camp" storytelling designed to drive us insane and which is really your front for telling tales about how fantastic everyone else's life is except ours. I hope you die up there and no one finds your body for years and you become the dust amongst the dead files up there and nobody misses you because you are the most evil fucking bitch that I ever came across and deserve a horrible death for the horrible fucking up of people's lives you have caused. February 18, 2012 0 188.141.110.86
no thank you Hey assholes. If I work two weeks without a day off, you're not doing me a favor by "giving" me overtime. I am doing YOU a favor and you are compensating me accordingly. Capiche? February 18, 2012 0 199.19.186.9
Next One to Go Hillbilly Hell Pottery Drone Piece Worker... Ive noticed my company slowing production lately, but they will not lay people off. They are trying to get some work out of us but cut our pay down to just over unemployment pay. My boss tried to have a mechanic slow my machine down unnoticed , but when your on a job for 7 years you know somethings up. I got hurt on the job exactly one year to the day. I cant figure out why me other than that, well that and i make alot of product for them that they probably dont need. (Here is the fuck up the ass) MY two close people i thought would never do me wrong are helping this asshole do this to me. they are sabotaging my machine pieces that go into my machine and are nice as can be to my face I fucking hate that shit. I was put into a mental health clinic 2 years ago for being deeply depressed /suicidal/ paranoid and they all knew about this and the company paid for this and (was work related) from the last time they pulled this shit. YOU STUPID FUCKS , YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH SOMEONE WITH THOSE CONDITIONS IN THE SAME PLACE THAT MADE THEM CLINICALLY INSANE I will fucking get my revenge from a wide range of shit (pissing on you graves when you die from all the pollution in that hell hole/ maybe slashing your tires after you get me fired/ hey dumb ass YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH YOUR CLINICALLY INSANE FRIEND THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN TO YOUR HOUSE FOR SOME BEERS AFTER WORK THATS RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS ARE SO DUMB THAT IT MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR TINY LITTLE-- FOR THE BOSS-- MINDS THAT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE....... You might have gottened rid of me in the workplace but until you move i can get years of enjoyment out of your ass..............FUCK YOU ALL Y'ALL February 18, 2012 0 67.142.173.24
not "good" people advertising and publishing People in the publishing/advertising industry are not "good" people. So expect nothing less, than to be screwed by each and every one of them. February 18, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
PO UK Holding down the front desk Its a nice Saturday morning, Why as a member of the general public do you feel the need to be such a CUNT !! so help me if i were to snap and follow you into the car park, totally uncalled for - Wank get a terminal illness and do the world a favour. February 18, 2012 0 109.204.18.242
fucking idiot shitville slave You would not be the fucking director if your Daddy didnt own the company! So dont look down on me just cos your Daddy got rich! Who the fuck are you!! Pulling your staff into meetings to swear at them oh please you are a joke nobody would employ you as a director anywhere else so enjoy the only job you have ever had you complete fucking wanker! February 17, 2012 0 86.155.88.92
leslie austin beat me up russ You are the most calculating jerk on the planet. I bet you got rich by stealing money form the taxpayers of Texas when you worked for the state. Wait you didn't steal anything it was a PAYOFF for looking the other way when the oil companies polluted the Gulf of Mexico in Corpus Christi. Now you do your backstabbing office moves on me and I'm on to you. I will take you down. Ever heard the word digital recorder. I HAVE ONE. February 17, 2012 0 71.114.232.54
hateu al sales rep I can't stand your ass! You are a manipulator and all you do is go around and talk about other reps to sales reps. You asked me to do all this work and you end up putting a knife in by back. I hope you rot in hell bitch!!! You are the worst manager I have ever had! You talk to your reps with such disrespect and I can't believe you ever got a sales mgr job! February 17, 2012 0 99.110.57.162
msfuckyou Bosslady: your a bithch , don't know how to communicate without demands. You or you little ass kissing friends are fake, sorry to say you will live e a lonely bitter ass life you stuck up hoe.
Complain about every fucking thing. I'm not your fucking boss & I don't make the rules or agree with them. Cause they change the EVERYDay. I'm tired of being y'all little work slaves, stop having me train for other positions because your ass ain't paying me enough for all the shit I do in my position. February 17, 2012 0 68.13.206.180
Doormat Shithole Doormat So you think that when you snap your fingers the whole world will stop at your command. Guess what bitch...it won't. Reality check...you're a fucking 'tard. February 17, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
Fuck You Dude Are you kidding me???????????????????????? Mr High & Mighty sits on his work until the clients are screaming, throws his half-assed product at me when it is already ancient, then blames me for the delay as soon as it hits my desk. Are you for fucking real? This shit sat in your office for MONTHS!!!!! It has been on my desk for 5 minutes and you say that I'm the problem? You are a fucking asshole. And the product you hand me is not only beyond late, but it's full of your careless mistakes. And to make my day really pleasant you have the nerve to glare at me every fucking time that you drop a dusty pile of shit on my desk? You are a complete and total nasty asshole. You are the problem, not me. Why don't you try thanking me once in a while instead of blaming me for your constant failures? You just really suck. February 17, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
Fones The Void Moan @me You know I always wondered how the phrase "Corporate Bollocks" came about, well I now have first hand experience. Basically, my 'contact centre' which is a polite way of saying call centre, is now under new management and wow, what a difference its made... oh wait, there was that Corporate Bollocks creeping in. Who am I kidding? It made no difference if anything it may be worse.
Part of the latest insanity is if you are a minute late back from break or lunch they count that as late... yeah, ONE fucking minute, and you are treated the same as somebody who was 10 minutes late. So the way I see it is, if Im a minute late, then, I may as well take the other 8 or 9 minutes as well, because there is no difference in punishment for being one minute late, and being 10 minutes late.
To make it even more fucking hysterical... actually no. Im gonna leave it here, because Im so fucking pissed off and the constant supply of heat from the steam coming out of my fucking ears is playing havoc with my ear wax. February 17, 2012 0 82.0.92.97
nasty bitches jb JB FUCKING HER WAY TO THE TOP... YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL BECAUSE HE JUST FUCK
MY FRIEND ..HA HA HA.. February 17, 2012 0 174.253.83.217
El Borracho Cleveland Slave-azz-beeaatch Well, I am in the last week of my two weeks notice, and it feels damn fine to coming up out da hood. Seven months I put up with the degradation of the stankiest fuckin' 12 year old (who is actually 31) manager in the history of the insurance business. This bitch muthafucka' actually went to a Britney Spears concert when we were in training and told us all about how drunk she became at said event.
Nothing I have ever done for this cunt has ever been good enough. I have been pulled into her office to be told to be "more professional" and to never question her. All I did was send an email stating I did not understand her requests concerning my work. Well, I have two job offers now and they pay at a minimum now over $14,000 per year! Ha! I didn't even have suck cock to do it, bitch! Two job offers! Two job offers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! February 17, 2012 0 66.61.89.226
Overshit Melbourne Pharmacy assistant Let's start with the fat assed pig who is always openly having verbal sex with the dirty old pharmacist, I have nearly thrown up in my mouth on several occasions, and stop acting like you run the place because your a dumb shit and you need to start building a life outside of work.Now to the fat bimbo who is trying to steal the dirty old pharmacist off the fat assed pig behind your so called best friends back your not hot you look like miss piggy (a pig with great hair).(god this feels good). Now to the evil twins who start rumors about everyone and stand around doing nothing but bitch about how others do nothing , I fantasize about stapling both your faces together or one of your faces to the other ones ass your bullies and it's no wonder one of you got bitch slapped (unfortunately they never got rid of you to). Btw I farted on your water bottle and I laughed my tits off. And to the nasty bitch who whinges to management about fucking everything and gossips all day with the moles and basically makes everyone uncomfortable, your a straight up whore they only pretend to like you. I can't wait to get the fuck out of that shit hole. February 17, 2012 0 121.220.44.53
SAP San Diego Software Engineer I work for a guy who is so self conscious he will do whatever it takes to make sure I do not make him 'look bad'. I am smart enough to know it, and there fore people running the company must know, but do not give a fuck. If we had a good enough economy, like the 90's, we could say Fuck you, and companies would have to find a better way to retain employees, ergo, rid themselves of these douchbags. But here we are. February 17, 2012 0 108.7.230.120
Hate My Job This is a funny but true story. I had a friend who got fed up with work. She stood up in the middle of an all-department meeting and said "I'm going to kill each and every one of you motherfuckers".
We have an all-company meeting tomorrow. I would like to say this. I'd also like to do it. I've never seen a more incompetent bunch of fucktards in my life. Everything I ever wanted to know about how NOT to run a company I've learned from these morons. February 16, 2012 0 65.24.132.34
Sue Hell Have I mentioned how much I hate that shithole job. Doctors are the most arrogant people in the world. They think the rules don't apply, and they can do whatever the fuck they want. Rude, obnoxious little fucking pricks is what they are, and the people who let them get away with whatever they want are worse. What you can't hear because I'm standing two feet away having a loud conversation, eventhough I could go into my office and close the door, too bad. Wahhh wahhhh I don't want to close the door. FUCK OFF ASSHOLE. February 16, 2012 0 98.142.249.149
nobody obviously earth nopowerdoitall that's right you coked out fucking fake imbecile, go right on ahead with your half thought out plans and while your at it shit on me some more- hyuk hyul im just a simple stupid woman. what could I possibly know that your old ass dosen't. Your gonna regret it big time bucko, we all know you run your bills through the company and claim a low wage to get welfare healthcare for your 6 kids, and hide assets AND embezzle from the company left and fucking right.
you wanna know why we can do 3 times the sales volume as we did 2 years ago and NOT MAKE A DIME more- check your fucking honking ass beak buddy you snorted it straight up there. Oh that and paying your skanky cheap ass baby momma 4x what we make and her not even step foot in the building. She looks like a raisin mated with a skunk and desiccated in the Mojave desert at high noon in July. I;m gonna enjoy fucking your ass over GOOD , i'm gonna turn your ass into the IRS for tax evasion and fraud, then the department of welfare for fraudulent bennies oh and forging your scuzzy friends paychecks so they could get big bennies like you. Plus i am taking the distributor lists with me and thanks for training me so I can open my own business and drive your ass out. Think I am going to tell you I never did sign that non existent non compete clause- HA. Keep thinking that you rotted bag of dicks. Did I mention that the IRS gives whisleblowers 15% of any taxes they find you owe out as a reward? Fucking delicious I tell you
and you cuntzilla the butt i do not feel the least bit bad about you losing your job when shit hits the fan, maybe your husband should have gotten a job instead of your trashy ass riding them bennies into the dirt. hope you lose your kids bitch, you dont deserve them. Your raising a bunch of pantywaist momma's boys with NO respect, but looking at you no fucking wonder, you wouldn't be out of place on springer. February 16, 2012 0 65.28.226.185
i p ? I hate my boss. She is nothing but a stupid bitch who is controlling, yells, micro manages and doesn't know anything! I am tired of her yelling at me, I am tired of her taking credit instead of telling the big boss and the customers that it is me who does the job (hers too). I wish I could quit! February 16, 2012 0 75.15.128.55
Griping For the love of crap. The environment is draining, the minutes are micromanaged, I cant even get to my job without having to beg someone to open the door for me, and my coworkers are either ignorant idiots or call out leaving me to pull more weight from their load. When I do get things done early.I can't fill time by helping out because I get yelled at for doing someone elses work, I can't do the same thing twice so I am starting to come at a loss, and I cant stand around or read because I get docked pay for "unauthorized breaking." February 16, 2012 0 68.113.69.68
Suck My Balls LA Editor What makes you think that I want to sit and listen to you bitch ALL day, EVERY day????? Fuck you and your life's woes. Fuck this production. Fuck the Director with a diseased dick. My only joy in the day is when I daydream of creative ways to introduce a pimp slap to your left cheek. SUCK MY BALLS ALL OF YOU! February 16, 2012 0 12.173.115.186
Cake Bitch
I hate it when companies lie to you, empty bullshit promises that things are going to get better. I have caught on to your stupid little game and I will tell you like it is. I hope you fucking morons fire me because I have nothing to fucking lose at that fucking, rotton job. Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 16, 2012 0 206.55.191.124
over it earth adland What have I done wrong? I come back from holidays and now you won't look me in the eye and everything I do is suddenly wrong!! Stop making me feel like an idiot. You're the one who bent over backwards to get me here. And now you treat me like I am in the way. I am doing my best here. If I am doing something wrong - say something!!!Stop the passive aggressiveness!!!! February 16, 2012 0 220.233.208.118
cheap labor herts cheap labour NATASHA - You are a pig ignorant piece of shit - INNIT !!! Grow up and stop being such a bitch about everybody - INNIT !! You are such a manky chav, nobody likes you because you are such a cow - INNIT - and believe me, its not cool to keep saying INNIT at the age of 48 - stuuuuuuupid cow INNIT ! February 16, 2012 0 89.241.153.156
Dreaming off in space FL Customer Service You are so bored. Really. We have plenty to do but you have NOTHING to do as a manager. No one likes your rules or emails. We cant stand you. We laugh behind your back and pretend to treat you like a human being......sometimes. YOU total LOSER!!!!!! If I ever become 1% like you, Id jump off a bridge. February 16, 2012 0 66.182.100.58
UGH Etown Canada Mother People here are so fucking stupid. Like really I'm expected to clean up after all of my coworkers REALLY?!? My boss told me that for now till everything at the shop gets better I am to be like the guys' mother and pick up after them. Seriously!!! I am the youngest perso here they are grown men, if I wanted to be someones mother I would have a fucking child! && not to mention getting sworn at and yelled at by my coworkers b/c i dont have what they need b/c night shit keeps taking everything or they have to go ask th eboss for permission to get something. Fuck that I am a human being wtith feelings. February 16, 2012 0 68.179.78.41
More tales from the dead end public service job I fucking hate the place that I work at. I want absolutely nothing to do with the fucking agency that I work for. I have no interest in the bullshit that I have to deal with, the people that work in this place are losers, and I can't wait to get the fuck out. February 16, 2012 0 198.252.245.194
Overworked and Unappreciated Hell, NY Slave So apparently asking my boss to do her own fucking job is just too much. Everything handed to her gets put on my desk every morning and throughout the day. She comes into the office late each morning, takes a long lunch, then leaves early because "I got this". She is so dumb talking to her is actually painful. She has no social skills whatsoever and is extremely awkward around everyone. Today she tells me I can't go to the bathroom or use the copier because "I might miss a phone call or e-mail". I would drop-kick her in the face everyday if I could. February 16, 2012 0 69.207.50.161
FedCompletelyUP! The country Floor Supervisor I hate my job. I hate it. It sucks the spirit out of me and drains me of life. Everyone frowns. Everyone is rude. & everyone is old. 1 week notice coming soon. Or I just might not go back at all. Yeah..that sounds better. I'm always sent home anyway...blah. I feel like crying forever. February 16, 2012 0 208.54.40.148
Slave to my job Hell Doormat I told you I was pregnant, I told you i was a high risk for a miscarriage, your said you would protect me from working the long hours and the stress of the job. Why did you make me work 11 hours today. I will now go to the doctor and get signed off work for the rest of my pregnancy. Why? February 16, 2012 0 93.205.113.151
sick and fuck tired does it really mater usless SERIOUSLY!! can I do anything right? glad I spent all that fucking money on a master degree to work as a fucking lackey for a rude, mean stupid think she knows everything cunt. February 16, 2012 0 68.41.12.234
Lol L Ol Haters.....Gonna.....HAYTE !
Oh DAMN you KNOW it's true!!!! February 16, 2012 0 174.252.180.85
Peon from Florida Oh my fucking Christ, would you SHUT THE FUCK UP?! Yeah, I'm here complaining about that goddamn brown-nosing bitch AGAIN yakking about personal shit at 11:20am. To the boss. Who ALSO obviously has no work to do. I'M working. The other woman in this office is WORKING. How the fuck the two of you have SO LITTLE TO DO, I'd love to know! But it's fine and dandy for the boss's personal pet to be yakking in his doorway about her fucking child again.
No one gives a fuck that your daughter has been raised BY A SPOILED BRAT to become A SPOILED BRAT who won't eat round-shaped bread vs. square sandwich bread. You made the little bitch, YOU DEAL WITH HER. I GENUINELY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK.
But you've got to talk so loudly that Helen Keller could hear you from the other side of the building. Fuck you, fuck your husband who keeps calling the office to talk to you despite the fact you own a fucking cel phone and could handle your goddamn personal phone calls ON YOUR CEL rather than waste MY time having to transfer calls to you. It interrupts my WORK. I'm actually fucking here to WORK not yak on incessantly like YOU. But because you've got your brown nose shoved up the boss's ass, you're allowed to.
Life is NOT fair. February 16, 2012 0 68.59.156.235
So rich i can wait on my pay hell unpaid slave Once again I'm on here ranting about your fatass. I hate you. Everyday I pray something happens to you. You give me half my pay last friday and said Monday you would have the rest. Its now thursday. Sooo I'm starting to figure out why you do this. If you pay me today then tomorrow when youre suppose to pay me again you won't because you just gave me money today. Let me explain to you. I have bills. Rent, phone, coned, keyspan, lawyers, credit cards, etc. But you don't care. You only care about the two crackheads you got working for you who don't show up 60% of the time and ur fav worker who is an asshole. You shit on everyone that is good to you and ur good to everyone that shits on you. I seriously hate you. I come to work and cry. When I mention I need my money you wanna say oh well doesn't ur boyfriend make this and that. What my boyfriend makes has nuttin to do with you. and if u wanna bring that up, well what about ur wife. she works what 4 hours a day and sleeps the rest? ur son makes twice the money u make, lives at home with you and gives u like nuttin to help out. If i lived at home and made what he made, ur house wouldnt be in foreclosure. which is another thing. ur losing ur house but yet you get over $10,000 and take a trip. real nice and when u left you left me with like barely any money and as usual i didnt get paid in full. then i take one day off and u say well ill pay u for that day like ur being nice. considering when u went away and i did 14 extra unpaid hrs, i think im owed that money. i can't stand you at all. you work maybe 5 hours a week and sleep and watch tv the rest. u bitch that i need to do this and that but theres been a list on ur desk for 2 days now of people to call and u havent called one single person. u dont know what its like to work hard. u feel like ur owed everything meanwhile u owe people. whoever lends u money is a complete idiot and will never be paid back. i can't wait to get a new job. i can't wait to leave this place and not even tell you im leaving. Ima fuck u over badly one day and i won't feel one bit of guilt because its what u deserve. February 16, 2012 0 96.246.248.192
Hate My Boss Dear Fucking Fatass,
You should be ashamed of yourself! You own a nonprofit, yet are the most greedy pig I have ever had the misfortune to meet. You disgust me. You are a pretentious asshole, a disgusting monster, an arrogant prick, a tactless chode, a dickless meanie, an elitist fuckhole, a scumsucking tarstar, a stuffy buttface, a pompous shitstain, and a self-absorbed old fart! I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns! Every word that you say to me is condescending and rude, even though I work full-time for you for free as a community service volunteer! How about a little appreciation?! But I suppose that's too much to ask. You seem to think my only purpose in life is serving as an extra body to "represent" you at the meetings of boards which you are too lazy to fulfill your own commitment to. That, plus doing complete nonsense bitchwork because you are too incompetent to do any grant research yourself. I hate you so much that I have actually daydreamed about pulling off the perfect murder. Could I get away with slipping some poison into your soda? I've resigned to hoping and praying that you choke on a fatass cheeseburger or have a heart attack and die. And when you die, you will surely rot in hell! It is absolutely appalling the way you spin your words to collect money for your crooked organization, acting as though you truly care about helping and supporting impoverished people. In reality, you are only looking to line your own pockets with cash- poor folks be damned. You're a first-class bullshitter- I only hope other people can see what a complete phony you are.
If this was a regular job, I would have bailed out months ago, yet as it is I am stuck with you for five more months. At least I can look forward to the day when I can wash my hands of your constant stream of rubbish and be free! Until then... fuck you! February 16, 2012 0 108.88.122.17
PizzaSlave Greenville, NC Slave if the sorry-ass managers at my pizza place weren't such incompetent, dishonest assholes, maybe the store would still be open. if the midget-in-charge had spent as much time making money as he did chasing ass and cheating on his wife--with the female employees--maybe he would be able to pay me the $400 he still owes me. i can't even sue him for it, since he was paying us under the table. it's okay though. you're gonna get what you've got coming to you. February 16, 2012 0 75.110.14.155
dds kj CUSTOMER SERVICE I HATE MY JOB IT'S SUCKING MY SOUL OUT OF ME.
DAMN U IDIOT CUSTOMERS, STOP BULLSHITTING, STOP USING OUR SERVICES IF U HATE IT SO MUCH
DAMN U MANAGEMENT, ALWAYS HAVE MISTAKES DONE YET BLAMING ON US
BULLSHIT
CORPORATE WORLD IS A LOAD OF SHIT.
IM GOING TO QUIT AND FULL STOP, SHUT UP, EAT YOUR SHIT, STOP BOTHERING ME, GOODBYE February 16, 2012 0 220.255.1.55
June-bug It makes me sick, knowing you stole the job that should have been mine all because you were fucking C. I was in line for that job, I worked for it and knew every facet of it. Then one day I see you moving in. C. talked to me and said it was because you had "training" that I lacked. Exactly what sort of training was required to suck his dick? Fuck you S. and C. You may have gotten away with it now, but there will be payback one day. You can't treat people that way and not have it come back to you. February 16, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
Had it NYC Peon Dear management: Your DEFCON levels of secrecy followed by total chaos when you actually announce whatever new policy show that you have no idea how to run a company. The "raise" you gave me is ten grand below market for this job and a slap in the face, and is not enough to pay for the therapy this job drove me into. I know I only got the "promotion" because everyone else who knew how to do the job split and there was no one else to do it. Don't bullshit me and say it was because you were "recognizing my efforts." I'd still be in the same entry level position slaving away after five years with no raise if the people one rung above me hadn't run for the hills all on the same week. You cheap, miserly, horrible people. How do you sleep at night, knowing that none of us are fairly paid? We are struggling! You are raking it in!
Middle Management Suit: Fuck you, you hyperactive little gerbil, miserable, nervous corporate hack, empty suit. You are totally useless as an advocate and the only thing you've done in the last three years is oversee the destruction of what was once a high-quality, competitive product. I hope you get laid off and have to work at McDonalds, you brown nosing old fart. I'm done pretending to be your friend.
I always thought I could get ahead and not have to schmooze and lie by instead being honest, cheerful and good at my job. Not so! Don't buy it! Honest work gets you nowhere!!
February 16, 2012 0 66.108.161.95
stuck office of sadistic bastards debt collection near glasgow You perverted bitterfaced weasely baldy bastard! Grow a cock and tell your mates to grow a cock too. Can't believe the amount of people that put up with your sadistic sarcastic crap. You give me the creeps! February 16, 2012 0 92.40.255.4
Lt. Slap a hoe! Truthville Better Than You Whore OH WHAT A FKN DELIGHT IT WAS TO SEE HOW UNCOMFORTABLE U FELT WHEN U SAW I SOLD MORE THAN U bitch without even trying. i ignored u cause its fun and so nervously u ran from station to station being the fake fkn butterfly u are portraying the illusion of being liked. Ha ha ha we all despise u! ur fake, unattractive, pathetic, Nasty, weak and feeble. u and ur popeyed new BFF. We all know it wont last because u cant keep stable friendships or relationships. Ur a disgusting cunty skank! weird bitch! February 16, 2012 0 68.28.51.112
Cake Bitch 
I wish you would understand, you stupid assholes. I ONLY HAVE TWO FUCKING HANDS AND I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH!! HIRE MORE HELP YOU FUCKING, CHEAP BASTARDS!!! February 15, 2012 0 206.55.191.124
GUESS WHO BITCHES This goes out to you bitches
TK, JB,JG,JO ----- fuck you bitches. February 15, 2012 0 99.7.102.85
Fuck This Shit Fuck you, you miserable, ashy uncle Tom. You ass-kissing spineless fuck. You reply to my inquiry as to whether u would re-hire me for this season and your exact reply was "hired people today. Sorry." I'm the only person who showed you any respect last year and maintained professionalism. Sorry I didn't spread my legs like most of your returning employees. Sorry my Dad isn't someone important so my only job requirements would be to flirt and fuck off all day. I am a college grad with professional school experience. Fuck you for replacing me. I wish you nothing but misery. Fuck everyone of you miserable supervisors and bosses out there laying off good, educated people, hard workers and replacing them with incompetent cum stains because of who their daddy is or they are a good lay or they are 19 cute and wear a skirt short enough to show off something u are
Never going to get. I wish you all a painful miserable death to be immediately followed by an eternity burning in hell. Fuck your mother. Good night! February 15, 2012 0 174.253.100.108
Muah ha Ha Gave notice this week. Yeah the haters are happy as can be, smiling at me and being nice. The others are....sad? Cannot compliment me enough. I'm puzzled. Do you think that could have said a fucking lkind word BEFORE this, when I was like employed there? Provided some support, like positive reinforcement? Ah yes, that may have resulted in retention and a sense of self-worth. Instead, in just two weeks, it'll be.....fuck u mothafuckkkkkkkkkkers!!!!!!!!! More then. Peace OUT. February 15, 2012 0 174.252.146.14
DIE Oh how karma is smacking you cheap nasty pigs in the face..This is so funny to watch you panic because of how disgusting your company is you might get shut down..I would LMFAO. I would be out of a job for a little but it might be worth it. All you people care about is how much money you make..not children like you say you do.
I hope you all fucking die in a fire.
On a side note: To the Realtor who accepted my offer on a house then turned around and sold it to someone else for no reason. I honestly hope you die. I also hope the house burns up in flames and has black mold that fills the lungs of who ever bought it. February 15, 2012 0 68.62.24.205
z hell underpaid monkey I can't believe that my sister was suckered into marrying such an extreme fucking cockbag lunatic. I feel sorry for your developmentally handicapped over active children and for my sister who is the only one who takes care of them. You selfish Fuck. Selfish fucking fuckbag dickhead.
And why did I come to work at your company in the first place?? Oh yeah, as a motherfuckin favor to YOU, you fucking scumbag asshole.
Genius? No, savant maybe. Yes, I criticized your work 3 years ago. Please continue to bring that up everytime we have an argument about anything at all. Please continue your attempts to humiliate me in front of our CEO because you have the ego of a retarded gorilla you fucking ass locker. You are lucky that i don't tip my sister off about your creepy bukakke porn collection on your home computer you fucking tiny Dick faggot. Learn to pee at a urinal like the rest of society so that we can get on with our lives and not have to wait around at the fucking restaurant for a stall to open up. I am fairly certain you actually do have a vagina. What is your problem? Oh, yeah, you are so fucking insecure that you feel the need to put on this gross, cocky facade which actually only makes those people you are most concerned about liking you hate you even more. You are a jealous hater and a true NAZI Fuck. Fuck the Fuck off you fucking Fuck! February 15, 2012 0 66.41.115.38
Ray The Moon Dog Fucker Gina C @ Granite is a fucking Cum Dumpster...........fucking douche pig ! February 15, 2012 0 76.10.138.96
Stressed Out Security Sunny Isle FL Security These ass-holes from different countries, come over seas and dont know one bit of english driving a cuple of benzs (not paid off) knows how to curse you out and yell at youwhat went wrong, and then i gotta look at somme ass hole who thinks he owns the world just cause he a manager and worry if you still got a job, every time these ass wipes call u its about a complaint and you sit here talking bs all day long....until my career gets on the road which is soon, Im stuck here seeing your faces,...once i get done, I'll pay you mother-fuckers a visit you wont ever forget.... February 15, 2012 0 70.155.233.6
the boss every cubicle I wonder if the isu student who couldn't spell & was questioned about it & replied i don't have to know how to spell a secretary will do that for me, if he gets all the grease off his hands after loading the deep fat frier all day? Let me guess, you played sports and drank yourself silly and paid someone to do your homework or copied it & daddy paid gor it all. O how the mighty have fallen. Someone willing & smart sure could've used that education you wasted! I hope you don't procreate. Not dissin a fry cook but if you have a degree & can't spell that's a shame. February 15, 2012 0 173.27.165.55
Rhonda Canada Assistant My coworkers are lazy, gossip all the time and no one has the balls to tell the boss what's really going on.You all need to shut up and do your job, stop sucking all of my energy and grow up.No one is willing to manage so guess what fuckers, this is a paycheck for me now, nothing else.I will do all the things that make me really happy with my paycheck because I'm never going to have happiness at work.fuck you I'm going to call in sick and have a fun time with friends and many beer!!! February 15, 2012 0 142.177.86.182
Pissed off at EVERYONE Here DEEPEST Depths of Frustration Professional Ladder RUNG SOOOO, been in the same department for 5 years, my production has been so good that the Department has trimmed4 people including the manager leaving just me!!!!. With Promises of management i stay on working dilligent to become the "TEAM PLAYER" these fucking nepotistical ass tards bring in unqualified idiots and promote them to higher powers. I have to take instructions by some Dirty diaper wet behind the ear fucking moron that has no business telling me how to design something only because his fucking last name rhymes with the presidents last name. IF that isnt enough SHIT to make a dumb motherfucker like me choke on, LETS HIRE some washed up, over the hill BITCH, to work with me. Hey, its ok, when your BOSSES FRIEND, whom i can only assume sucked some cock to get to the top, tells you, "WE, decided its in the best interest of the department you have built over the last 5 years and honestly ran very well, to go in A DIFFERENT DIRECTION. SOOO we decided to hire this woman, who has no idea how to do the job cause she doesnt know how to run a COMPUTER!!!!!. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!/ YOURE A 50 YEAR OLD DESIGNER WHO HAS NO IDEA HOW TO RUN A FUCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!. HEY YOU CAN TRAIN HER IN CAD IN 2 MONTHS RIGHT RIGHT????? ARE YOU KIDDING, 20 YEARS OF DESIGNING IN CAD AND CAN I TEACH SOMEONE IN 60 FUCKING DAYS. OHHHH YEAH, SHES GONNA BE YOUR BOSS TOO. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCK SCUMM BAGS. IM A 35 YEAR OLD MAN AND I HAVE THIS ROTTEN BAG OF MEAT SITTING ACROSS FROM ME CALLING ME KIDDO, AND TELLING ME ABOUT HER FUCKING METOPAUSE BULLSHIT. THE AMOUNT OF TIME I HAVE TO SHOW HER HOW TO DRAW SHIT, I COULD FUCKING HAVE DONE MY JOB AND HERS. why dont we waste some more money and hire some blind fucking truck drivers, and some fucking retarded book keepers. THIS SHIT IS SLOWLY KILLING ME!!! February 15, 2012 0 70.88.127.170
The Return of Toilet Boy Congratulations, Neil! You finally succeeded in driving me over the edge. Monday, for the first time in 45 years, I found myself in a therapist's office. "Sever Clinical Depression", she called it. I never thought I'd be a contender for Prozak along with intense counselling but here I am. So again, congratulations!
And while I'm on the subject. You can go fuck yourself if you think I'm going to fall for your guilt trips to work more hours than you pay me for. I may be crazy, but I'm not STUPID! February 15, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
Doormat Shithole Doormat So your little fucking wonderboy cried so much on your lap you now had some jerkoffs look over this place and sell you shit we don't need. Yet you fucking bitch everytime I spend one fucking thin dime. You are a fucking moron.
Our phone system is worth jack shit for that perv bought it and you bitch about it all the fucking time. Now what do you do? You want to spend more money on this fucking system that already is a piece of crap. Yep you are a fucking moron.
I bust my ass here and all you do is piss on me. The the board gives you thousands of shares of stock as a reward. Something is sick here. Even the CEO who hates everyone over 50 pats you on the back for a job well done. What a fucking tool.
Let's face it, you make me sick. February 15, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
christina depths if the lair hanging by a thread You bought a company and kept the same supervisors and their way if doing things! Why don't you run things differently!? They couldn't make money for 12 years and suckered you into a buyout! Wake up! It's like the movie POLTERGEIST YOU JUST PUT SHIT ON A GRAVEYARD! Employees are fed up! Take the F---- helm instead of following what those pinheads did! Grow a pair instead of sniveling in company letters about your pathetic personal life! They are killing your business by nitpicking & not looking at the overall BIG picture! February 15, 2012 0 173.27.165.55
Secret Anywhere USN Corpsman Hello, I won't disclose my name because of possible retaliation but I would like to rant about my work place. I am a USN corpsman and I work in a Naval Hospital ER. I came in with only 12 weeks of training under my belt with most of it directed towards field medicine and being deployed with the Marines etc. I have spent 2 years here with mostly great nurses and doctors guiding me along and generally having a good time. Recently we started hiring more civilian contractors in my work space and let me tell you what.....I AM FUCKING DONE WITH CIVILIANS. GODDAMN LAZY NO GOOD CAN'T GET OFF THEIR OWN ASS IF IT WAS ON FIRE. This one doctor is verbally abusive and I have confronted him multiple times now almost to the point where we knuckled up in my work space. I have had to attend anger management and stress management because now I hate working every day where I used to love it. Then we have a worthless fat dependapotamous RN(Now Nurse Practitioner) who only works at the triage window and never moves because "She has bad knees". Well if you fucking moved your ass and quit eating twinkies or texting/calling your children every goddamn minute while at work you might lose some weight and be able to move. She also has the goddamn balls to call herself a disabled veteran after she got out the USMC "because it was stressing her out". The only thing she did right in this life was give birth to a 0311 Marine and suck a gunnery sergeants dick(Her retired husband). I am at my breaking point so if you hear of a USN Corpsman arrested for choking a doctor out...You might have read my story. Sorry I don't get into too many details but I just made a new rank and don't want to get a reprimand.
Semper Fidelis!
USN Devil Doc out February 15, 2012 0 204.195.51.86
SickOfYourShit HELL Shit Recepticle
you stupid cunt! you don't show up for the weekly meeting for TWO MONTHS, then you suddenly decide to call in today and take it upon yourself to say that the work we decided was out of scope is now back in scope because "i don't recall we ever made that decision. we just discussed it." yeah, bitch, we made the decision, but your stanky ass wasn't there!!!! go fuck yourself, you stupid, condescending, fake, nasty, loudmouthed bitch! you can take your attitude and shove it straight up your gaping, disease-riddled asshole. CUNT! February 15, 2012 0 71.74.72.15
Top Bitch Greater Manchester Top Banana You fucking fat, lazy, nasty, transparent, fucking know it all asshole - or so you think you are. Your only a 19yr office junior you know fuck all, you came to this company on an apprentice because your sooooo fucking thick you couldn't get a job on your own REMEMBER THAT!!. Who the fuck do you actually think you are talking to me like you did this morning, trying to take over and tell the salesperson that their petrol card had come - only to be actually wrong it wasn't his. Why don't you shut your trap, up your intelligence and just get on with things. Instead your a fucking nasty twat face ignorant macdonalds gorging drugged up fat ugly fuck who actually hasn't got a fucking clue in the first place. Well I ain't going Mrs. Nice Girl anymore sick of fuckers like you thinking that they can't get away with the shit that's probably the fucking reason you can't get a job in the first place isn't it???????????? Can't wait until your kicked out and I will start planting the fucking seeds and water them daily a aahahahahahahhh February 15, 2012 0 80.192.135.39
So stupid This is nothing to do with work but I cant tell anybody about it and I'm going crazy! Basically I made a huge mistake. I got drunk and came very close to kissing with my boyfriends brother in law. I dont know what to do. Nothing actually happened, it stopped before it started because we both knew how wrong it would be. It all started a couple of months ago when we got chatting after a house party. We have always been good friends but everyone went to bed and we ended up talking all night. It was one of those conversations where you talk about everything and anything. We confided things, everything seemed so natural. Again, nothing happened, we didnt even kiss but afterwards I found it so hard to stop thinking about him. Then a few nights ago he told me that he couldnt stop thinking about me and we came really close to kissing. I wish I could go back and never have had the conversation with him at all. I don't know what to do besides try to stay away from this guy, I dont know how though because I see him through family and friends all of the time. Nothing is ever going to happen between us but I just want him to get out of my head, he is everywhere. I feel so guilty. I'm friends with his wife, I really do care about her. If my friends knew that any of this had happened they would never speak to me again, I feel like everything has turned upside down. This is not me, I dont cheat. The worst part is, I love my boyfriend, I really really do. We have been together for nearly five years, and we are happy. This is the first time I have had to keep a secret from him. He has been my best friend since the day I met him if he knew what was in my head it would break his heart.We have been planning our life together and talking about our wedding. I dont deserve him. February 15, 2012 0 217.155.188.22
Tired Woman at Pointless Job Hey Asshole - Your little attempts at undermining people by being clever are actually transparent, lame, and quite stupid. You win the Asshole of the Day Award again today and it's only 9:30 am. Good job! February 15, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
Little Bo Peep carries a big stick When will you get it through your head that this dirty little craft shop can't compare to the big box stores? Yeah, you have all sorts of fancy stuff they don't carry, but no one can afford to buy it. Your rude and abrupt manner is driving away the few customers we have left. The shop is filthy, the crafts table is covered with dried food stains and trash, and the bathroom stinks. Literally stinks of old pee and smelly cunt. I hate working here and getting treated like shit because customers like me better than you. The reason is simple: I smile and speak to them when they enter the shop. I make them feel welcome. You, on the other hand, glare at them and then go back to staring at the computer screen. I had someone tell me they came by to inquire about knitting classes, but you acted as if she didn't exist. She stood around for a few minutes and then left. You didn't say a single word to her; a customer with money to spend. I can guarantee she won't be back. The only customers we have left are bitches like you. This shop would have closed long ago if daddy wasn't underwriting it. When he croaks, you'll be out on the street. I can't wait to see a "going out of business" sign on the front door. February 15, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
alorica drone Colorado springs csr For all you people out there that want to work for alorica, my advice is DO NOT DO IT. Alorica is the worst company to work for. I have been there for over a year with no raise, no real recognition (tried to give me a year reacertificate with the wrong start date but with the expecation it was a great reward.) The expecations are chaged on a based not on the client but the whims of the associate directors. paychecks are never right and noone really communicates anything. So if you consider alorica do it as an absolute last resort. February 15, 2012 0 166.250.0.25
a b c IF I TELL YOU I NEVER GOT THE FUCKEN E MAIL IT MEANS I NEVER GOT THE FUCKEN E MAIL - DID---NOT----GET----FUCKEN----E---MAIL...
YES IM FUCKEN SURE. WHY?? CUZ I CHEAKED 3 FUCKEN TIMES.
AND YOU LETS CALL YOU BIITCHFACE IN THE OTHER STATE - STOP SENDING ME THE SAME FUCKEN NAMES OVER AND OVER AND OVER -
AND WHEN I ASK YOU TO STOP SENDING ME THE SAME NAMES OVER AND OVER AND OVER DONT FUCKEN REPLY THAT " OOOOO IF YOU REPLIED TO MY E MAILS YOU WOULD NOT GET THEM "
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FUCKEN HAVE REPLIED TO EACH AND EVERY ONEOF YOUR FUCKEN STUPID FUCKEN THINGS YOU SEND ME - YOU SEND THEM ONCE EVERY WEEK AND I HAVE THAT MUCH TO DO I HAVE TO CHECK THE SAME NAMES OVER AND OVER AND AND FUCKEN OVER. EVERY FUCKEN WEEK.
GUESS WHAT FUCKHEAD YOU JUST GOT A 16 DAY WAITING PERIOD FOR ANYTHING FROM ME - IF YOU WANT IT DONE QUICKER YOU WILL HAVE TO GO WAAQAAYYYY OVER MY FCUKEN HEAD CUZ I AM FUCKEN BUSY FUCKEN STUPID KUNT BIITCH February 15, 2012 0 120.144.143.163
Master Fuckin Woo Part 2 Culver City Eardrums for Drama All due respect u pre-historic cunt, I don't care about whos Goals higher or lower or that u cant pick up more hours because ur schedules set. I don't fkn care bitch. You and that old ass cranky hunchback of Notre Lame...all u do is bitch about petty stupid little cunty shit!!! I don't know whats worse, u two or that fake fat ass twat with the fake lashes and smile and Jay Leno Chin with the Anorexic body frame outline. Taste the fkn defeat bitches! Suck it u white stuck up two faced simple raggedy whores! February 15, 2012 0 68.28.51.114
a n e Here's something that will give you a laugh.
This is my last week. Despite being a 'valued' member of the team I put in my notice a few weeks ago so that I could move on to pastures new.
Of course the big boss had to ring me up and talk about the rather unconventional resignation letter I emailed him, why?
Simply because I wrote out two resignation letters. one that was nicely done and all professional because I officially have nothing against the company while number two was pretty much any of the longer rants on this site.
Guess which one I sent by total accident? I realised what I'd done 3 seconds after it had been sent and when the boss called me demanding that I come in for an interview about why I would be sending this kind of thing around I managed to convince him that my email had been hacked.
What was funny was he kept on quoting bits of it too me and I kept on repeating "I've been hacked. Someone out there thinks that this is funny"
"What about this bit where I, personally, am called a grasping little cock gobbler?"
"Or this paragraph explaining what you want to do to me?"
"Or this..."
He just wasn't getting it at all. When it finally dawned on him that there was a good deal of sensitive information included in the rant he demanded to know who the culpret was.
"Some Russian operating out of Nobodyknowscomradeistan" I told him sarcasticly "I've updated my virus books and am tracking him now"
"Can you hack his computer?" the idiot asked buying every word of it
"Easily" I lied "he left it wide open when he came through on my databison. I'm just trying to decide whether or not to fill his technodisc with porn or just wipe it totally"
"Wipe it totally" he orders "he'd enjoy the porn and he's obviously gotten alot of your files"
"Your the boss" I said. "I don't think we'll have any more trouble with this one"
I sent him the professional resignation letter and everything is all patched up. He's got a funny story to tell around the golf club and, thus far nobody's told him that there's no such place as Nobodyknowscomrade in Russia.
[one day though I'll get a call from him to let me know that he's just figured it out] February 15, 2012 0 203.211.73.182
The Servant Sandy Eggo See Name Above A Love Story...
Master: Could you please schedule the audit before Thursday?
Servant: Ok. Person X and I have scheduled to complete the audit on Wednesday so that Thursday morning you'll have the results.
Master: WTF? You know I'm off-site on Wednesdays. Next time check with me before you schedule this audit. My schedule getting fucked up is now YOUR fault!
Servant: -flabbergasted-
...
Servant: (internally) WTF?! YOU said YOU want the audit BEFORE Thursday dumbass! Last I checked, it's friggin' Tuesday night....which ONLY leaves me with WEDNESDAY! F-U-C-K!!
-still frustrated-
The end. February 15, 2012 0 174.79.241.98
Harlem C....... .... USA ALL This agency makes me absolutely sick. The Directors are all insecure idiots. The middle managers are mindless fools only trying to get their jobs. There is too much work and not enough staff. Nothing ever gets done well because we have 378 goals, we have more goals then there are days in the year. The Directors lie and cheat to stay in office for 6 years at which time they receive a huge bonus, so they make everyones life a living hell. They set staff up, they fire people for the wrong reason, and they never come to work. The middle managers are so scared of being unemployed (I guess we all are) that they do whatever it takes to keep their job, this may mean working 200 hours a week, picking up laundry for their director, or being ok with being a scapegoat. The front line staff learn quick to show those pearly white quick fast and in a hurry so that they can secure their job. Never take a job as a middle manager her unless your prepared to be fired or forced out within 2 years. This is a mad mans hell hole. Even God himself wont visit this place. This agency is the shitway to hell and they Devil has manifested into the Directors. The job is definately a Shitsnare. I wish I could tell you the name of the agency so that you never accept a job from them, but I can not. Pray for the people at this shitaven please pray for us all.... FYI they give unemployment to everyone no matter what, if you become a middle manager make the staff who work under you report on goals and have them input into computer, let people know you have kids so they do not expect you to work on sunday and saturday, never promise to open or close the building they will use this to set you up, track your hours - your probably being overworked and they are most definately using your vacation and sick days with out your approval, ONLY WORK WITH THE WHITE PEOPLE CAUSE IF THEY CRAZY ATLEAST THEY PROFESSIONAL! February 15, 2012 0 24.187.113.131
Papers Bitch East Side The Help I pray that on Friday I get some very good news from Monday's interview at NEW Company which cares about my FUCKING EXTENSIVE CREDENTIALS and is interested in my SKILLS unlike my current Slave driving, under-appreciating, "oh really, you went to college" underpaying, RACIST AND SEXIST took it only out of extreme need in shit economy horrible job.
Every day at 7am and 3pm for the last year I have repeated the words "This just can't be life..."
On Monday I will resign, smiling from cheek to cheek, dreseds better than I have in the last six months -- SHIT might even wear pumps, and strut my black ass down the hallway staring through the haters and clicking my heels. Might even get a super long ghetto weave done just to make a point.
I just want to look back before I get on the elevator and say...DEUCES!!! February 14, 2012 0 96.244.63.54
Cake Bitch
I hate Valentine's Day! More mother fuck work for the bakery!!!!!
WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 14, 2012 0 206.55.191.124
I am Better than U NV Do all without a promotion
I hate you "mushroom"! You are stupid beyond words! You are also very negative and always poop on everything! Why don't u drop dead u fucking fool! I hate you very much and I wish to be away from you soon. I hope my husband finds a new job so we can move soon! And I will be so happy to write my letter of resignation! And I will add a Fuck U! to it also...U stupid piece of shit! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! February 14, 2012 0 70.180.149.172
holly9zz alberta assistant I am so sick of people complaiming to me because they think I want to hear it. I'm also sick of one of my co-workers hovering over me when I am doing my work. I have a boss and I listen to her not you, so back of!!!! February 14, 2012 0 142.179.187.253
lilo IN researcher My new boss exerts extreme passive aggressive behavior. She is currently not speaking to me and I have only worked there for 3 months. She is miserable and won't be happy until I am half as miserable as her. I am half as miserable as I was when I arrived, but still not nearly as close to her level of misery. I asked for a break occassionally, she said she would never take a break knowing there is so much to do as she texts on her phone. She never smiles, some days completely ignores me when I talk to her, and most recently has stopped training me and has some kid who has no confidence or answers training me. Unfortunately, I told her she was making the work area unhealthy! Oops!!. I meant it but now realized my ass may be grass. Luckily I am highly talented and have a great resume and only took this job due to necessity and lies and hope to god life will only get better because if it got any worse it might not be worth the fight. I will march on to bigger brighter time and maybe send my boss some prozac once I get canned if I don't tell her off and quit tomorrow. Still can't decide!!! February 14, 2012 0 68.46.220.24
Finally Free From Fucktards The Promised Land Better Job Now Hi former coworkers...now that i am in a NEW JOB, making MORE MONEY and have the respect for my skills and talent that i deserve...i'd like to take the opportunity to tell you off proper:
Guttersnipe - your mama hooked me up with the job i have now, i think that makes up for the years she spent covering your silly ass who should have been FIRED for all the bullshit you pulled..i'll never forget the horrible way you treated me, and knowing that you and your spoiled siblings will be left to fend for yourselves while she runs off with her third future ex-husband! good luck, sweetie you'll need it, who am i kidding your ass will be in a Kenmore Box Condo in about less than a year!
Mamasnipe - srsly, thanks for influencing the Bossman to get me the new assignment...i really needed to be up out that hellhole post-haste. however despite my momentary respect for you, i am kinda glad you are getting your just desserts for all the manipulative crap you got away with! hopefully the favor you did for me, will at least save you from some of the karmic blowback you've earned. and as for your wrecked up love life. i do wish you the best...two ex husbands down and maybe third time will be the charm. but whatever...thanks either way
Jizzstain - you were one of the most lazy, ever complaining, douchey managers i have ever had to work under. instead of building up morale, DOING YOUR JOB and holding us to a standard, you sat back and loudly bitched about how we are all going to lose the account and our jobs, spent hours reading, doing crossword puzzles and obsessively trolling pet forums to diagnose that damn bird of yours - a shame that you have not much else in your life but whatever. i am so glad to be rid of you, dude...
Mouth Almighty, Tongue Everlasting - i am amused about how you skulked and scowled at me my last few days here. thats because despite all your bullshit talking you knew that i was better than you and unlike you i have a life. i dont have to take care of my aging parents and have a miserable sexless life because i am bound by some lame ass cultural tradition and 'desi drama'. whats worse is that you have to hand over your paycheck to your father and ask HIM for money, like a fucking child. i will not miss your endless complaining, your unasked for commentary about every last goddamn thing...as if YOU were the only person having to put up with shit conditions at the fucking job...srsly? do yourself a favor and save up enough allowance to buy yourself some pussy so you can CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
mister bollywood - who the fuck do you think you were fooling...you are a shit worker and a asskisser. then when you know that people are calling you out on your shit, you go to the EEOC police and have everyone scared to discipline you because you will cry racism...you cant write an email in decent english, you slack off and dont pull your weight, you make trouble for other people and cant mind your own fucking business...and its pathetic that you call out sick when you know you cant get time off like you want to, and then you want to talk shit on other fucking people who DO work. fuck you dude...you and your brother and stoopid ass nephew. FUCK YOU.
White Trash Dramah Chick - you know i thought we would be okay friends..but you show yourself to be sneaky, backbiting and just plain dirty. i cant believe you thought that bossman was going to hand you a job when you have constantly shown how unprepared you are for a leadership role. you think he was going to risk you screwing up a new account with a big company with you calling out everytime you have babbydaddy drama, or you preoccupied with slutting yourself from guy to guy every non-custodial weekend and ending up hungover and dragging your chainsmoking scabby ass to work? you are a screwup and you can have all the temper tantrums you want but i dont care cause i got what i wanted....bye bye skanky-teats...you are in the rear view mirror.
Sistagirl - oh you big bertha butt, ignorant, arrogant, gossipy twofaced bitch ... oh my how the mighty have fallen...what used to be "not your job" is now your desparate situation after they closed your overpaid department..and you have to work with that sour old bitch and do all the things that you snickered and laughed and thought you were too good for...HA HA HA. you think i dont know that you told lies and rumors about me behind my back, you think i dont remember how you flipped a bitch on me because i wouldnt help you do YOUR work that you were behind on because YOU spent all week goofing off? i guess you'd wish that you would have married that fool ass man who put up with your spoiled childish bullshit...no more fancy vacations, no more diamond ring...just shitty work for shit pay and a looong commute (my commute is less than a half hour and less than a mile from my house - HAHAHAHA) and no friends to yap to..because...
Old Bitch #1 - guess who's snotty ever talking haughty ass is getting tossed out on the street...YOURS...you think that what you did for the company was important? HA! now the queen of entitlement, who couldnt be bothered to walk 10 yards to do simple tasks, who thought she was too good to open a door that wasnt automatic, who had to have the 'cleanest' mail totes..will be ass out of the company, you are too good to take a menial job to hang on like your friend in the previous paragraph and you are TOO OLD to do anything besides a greeter job at walmart HA HA HA HA HA...stuck up old bitch, you are getting what you rightly deserve!
OLD SOUR ASS BITCH #2 - oh dearie i could never forget about you...you evil bullying, lying, lazy, cranky cuntrag bitch...you wallow in misery and bitterness, now you have to deal with the most annoying of my former coworkers and you have NO ONE to pick on...cause me and my dear friend are GONE out that snake pit nest of vipers and away from your fishwife unprofessional ass...who ya gonna blame shit on now, bitch??? DIE SLOW and Painfully!...
so to all of your fuckers who made my life hell..please know that
1) i dont have to wear those ugly shirts anymore,
2) im making a bit more money than you now
3) i have a 40 hour week again
4) i have more clout and responsibility than you will ever have in your horrible lives
5) soon enough you will probably be laid off anyways...or have to sign on to another company who wins the contract from ours who will pay you sub-scab wages.
aka... FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU (NONE of YOU ARE COOL) AND MOTHERFUCK YOU i'm out... February 14, 2012 0 66.167.250.208
12 21 33 OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER DOES MATTER IN THE WORK PLACE WHEN THE FUCK WHO HAS IT IS YOUR BOSS. DONT TELL ME IT DOESNT WHEN THEY MICRO-MANAGE.
You dont understand because YOU dont work with him
Fucks do something about it - I like my job but had my fucking boss / politics / and general moronic procedures. February 14, 2012 0 124.182.58.209
a b c Suck this up your wrinkled,constipated,only shits once a week,elderly arse hole It might do you some good.Clean out all that bullshit. February 14, 2012 0 90.215.59.96
Bristol Boy Bristol Jobhunter I'll agree that you are slightly less useless than your husband, but the only reason you're a boss is because of daddy. You have no people skills, and your little lap dog is only sucking up to you so she gets less difficult things to do. Have you seen how little it takes to confuse her and how long it takes her to do easy things? She even sends emails for one person cc'd to the mailing list for that/a random department when it is nothing to do with the department.
You think I should worship the ground you walk on, but when you change my job description every time it suits you, why would I do this? I wouldn't anyway, but I don't take kindly to you standing in front of me telling me "What are you doing?" My job "It's wrong. You should be doing what I told you to do." So fuck the customers then? "When did I say that?" Just now.
I should also let you know that before you come in, I stick the ends of your pens up my arse. I know you like to chew on them. Mmmmmmm. That's what you get for telling me I'm late when it is still before 9am, when you start paying me when you show up usually much later than this.
Fuck you, you fat bitch! February 14, 2012 0 89.241.132.174
feeling very violent Dear asswipe. I hate you. When you ask me a question, how about you shut your fat, disgusting mouth and let me answer??? Too much to ask, huh? Fucking dickhead. Judging how other people find happiness is a pathetic way of letting everyone know just how un-fucking-happy you are. You deserve all the bad things that happen to you and more. I would gladly hack you to pieces. February 14, 2012 0 69.211.138.38
me not telling TAKE IT IN THE ASS Please connie do the company a favor and quit!!! I never met anyone as mean as you. The sound of your voice makes my hands shake. My chest hurts and I feel like I cant breathe. February 14, 2012 0 69.47.165.8
Ellen Bristol Project Manager I am frustrated at doing all the work for a team of people who get paid more than I do and having no credit for it. GRRRRRRR. I will work harder to get noticed. No point moaning. GRRRRRRRR February 14, 2012 0 79.77.221.198
hanna iowa clerical I work with doctors. People should ask to see their records to see what a lousy job drs do writing or dictating. They don't enunciate and crinkle papers while talking, sit at the nurses' station dictating or on the phine while in the background people are talking, someone is on the PA, and code alert is going off! They slur esp young females....you aren't ...like...omg...in high school so drop the cutesy stuff! You wouldn't talk like that to your family ir other drs unless you're a complete asshole. Do you think it doesnt get around how awful & stupid you sound!? I have to work for a living too! You don't make the job go FASTER (as in you want all your shit ASAP) AND you hold up others' work! You don't give a shit about anyone but yourself & that sure says a lot about how you practice medicine! February 14, 2012 0 173.27.165.55
M Manager God I fuckin hate you!! You are by far the stupidest cunt on my team and maybe the whole company. Nothing is your fucking fault, you never take responsibility and everything is "oh I didn't know that" READ THE FUCKING THINGS I SEND YOU AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!!!!. I feel like I'm talking to a fucking wall, except your face makes sick. You're useless at your job and I can't wait for you to fuck up YET again so I can fire your ass... Dumb cunt February 14, 2012 0 74.74.154.70
Social Worker I hate my job. I hate the fact that I have endless amounts of paperwork and bureaucracy that interferes with my ability to help. I hate that my boss does not know basic information, and that I do not get any help. I hate that I get in trouble for something, and cannot even defend myself. February 14, 2012 0 99.45.225.204
I hate you Dear vapid suck face bitch: Go fuck yourself. You are an idiot. You are a brainless ugly bitch. You are here to make life suck and to keep a chair warm. Stop making life horrible for all of those around you. I would say "eat my shit", but my shit is far too good for you. Stinking bitch fucking ugly crap faced idiotic piss faced shitty stinking bitch. February 14, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
Clive Manchester Call centre agent Really hate my job. Have to listen to annoying, rude and obnoxious people all day. Wish i could resign and shove the resignation up my bosses ass but i need the money! February 14, 2012 0 213.104.71.211
Master Fkn Woo Heaven Checking Snobby Bitches BRITTINI, Britini, Bitchney. I love making u skirm daily. Ur a disgusting Post Bulemic Cunty white trashy, std president fucking. I bet u fkn peeked in Highschool Bitch. Congrats ur officially a lame bitch. Ur little identity crisis doesnt fool me. Even managers say ur psycho.Whats it like to be such a coniferous ferocious hating little smelly cunt? whats it like to lie daily, manipulate people until no one at ur job takes u seriously? Ur pathetic bullshit. Ur whore of a mother shouldve swallowed u! February 14, 2012 0 68.28.51.112
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a job someone who puts up with bs 1. i've been trying to contact you about my fucking job! seriously if i wanted to sit on my ass and collect money all fucking day i wouldn't be calling about my job.
2. you're all fucking incompetent and mismanage everything - you have the midas touch of paperwork, everything you touch turns to shit!
3. i'm the only one who actually wants to work and i still get in trouble because i don't want to go to bullshit work parties and want to spend any time i'm not paid with you incompetent mofos. February 14, 2012 0 180.216.104.208
fututi mortii matii de femeie! bagamias pula in ma-ta si in talentu tau de a zice ca faci exact ce iti zic eu ca nu facusi! futu-ti mortii matii de imbecil si lingau anal ce esti!!!! bagamias pula in mata sa raga!!! February 14, 2012 0 194.102.98.236
x y z Did you like how I did that, asshole? I laughed all the way home. As much as I loved being uncooperative in front of you, I loved rubbing it in your face even more. Seeing the frustration on your face gave me genuine, unbridled joy. You are trying so hard to climb the corporate ladder and while you may get to where you want to be with your lies and ass kissing, I will continue making your life as difficult as possible along the way. It gives me so much joy knowing I am doing something bad to you. I will hurt you as much as possible and to the fullest extent. I will smile while I do it. And guess what? You deserve all of it and more. You should not have said those things about me. You should not have used my ability and work ethic to your advantage. You should not have conspired against the team with your idiot friends. You are an unethical simpleton and any trouble and frustrations that come your way are your own fault. You are lucky because I am limited to the things I can do. If I could, I would physically and mentally hurt you in the worst possible ways. So deal with the shit I'm giving you and count your blessings.
With love. February 14, 2012 0 75.119.241.45
The DSL Doctor Midwest Net Opts Tech I am sick and tired of playing the word game you seem to play with your employees. Using words of your principles like, Fairness, Integrity, and Faith, well those are your minuscule words that mean nothing to me. They mean nothing because your actions do not reflect the definitions of these words in some of what you do. If your principles were so held high, I wouldn't feel like a low-tier of an employee. All of the rewards and compensation you have given me, does not make up for the false principles, unfair bias, and unfairly enforced micro-managing. Please get your shit together, and realize things are not the way they should be. February 14, 2012 0 99.188.120.43
Fuckyouall I fucking hate all of you!!! You a think your fucking curing cancer but the truth is that a nutlets monkey could do your fucking job. And fucking boss, is the mos arrogant cocky anal micro managing pice of shit the world has ever seen that thinks that every fucking world out of their mouth is a golden nugget instead of the stupid pice of shit it is. Buch of lazy fucking asshole, just caustic you come in early you think you work harder, but your all out the fucking door at 4 on the dot like the mindless monkeys you all are.... I hate you all February 14, 2012 0 67.244.4.115
GATCHIE THE GRAVE SLAVE i've just had it with you how can you go around complaining how hard your day is if all you do is fucking getting your shit fixed and having coffee, I am not a machine. I need to stop at times and i am not a crossbreed of a super hero so I am not going to be able to do every fucking thing you ask me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cant wait till i leave your sorry ass! February 13, 2012 0 24.239.148.143
Kiss My Ass Fuck fuck fuck....Fuck you all. this job is not my stress. my sanity is in peril. February 13, 2012 0 223.255.227.12
Not Your Bitch!!! How is it that cowards end up in management? How is it that people that don't even know how to properly do their jobs... try to micromanage yours?
How is it you are fucking your assistant and EVERYBODY KNOWS.... Yet no one who has held my job has reported it?
I know your sneaky little fuck buddy is not my friend. So stop sending your reconnaissance roach to see if there is any more crumbs of sanity to snatch off my table. FUCK YOU, you fuck ups!! Both of you. Seriously. February 13, 2012 0 76.91.62.175
TC Chicago IT Tech Stephen you British dickless asshole. Go fuck yourself, you are by far the most ignorant piece of shit I have ever met. You are the biggest Yesman Kiss ass in the fucken world. the company would be better with out you and your POS superior is running this company into dept with his 400 company paid dinners. When you need something done you beg me to help you out working all fucking day when I have kids at how to get to, then Reviews come and. guess what no bonus. I am tired of this bullshit and would like to take my staple to your forehead. February 13, 2012 0 67.162.118.249
Specialist shit hole place soldier First of all let me tell you SGT you are a worthless piece of shit everybody can see your fat ass and wonders how the fuck you meet the Army standars with that beer belly!! Is hard for a soldier to respect a NCO tha does not care for their soldiers wellbeing. You use your rank and power for gain and you know what I am talking about. You disgust me. I was new in the Army back them but thanks to you I had learn lots of things. Fuck you!! February 13, 2012 0 147.71.3.10
Boss of X Y Z What makes you think you're going to continue to be on this team?
Wait till you get your review! February 13, 2012 0 76.180.206.225
Cake Bitch
Mother fucking bakery job- all you grocery store managers care about is profit, profit, profit. Never mind I am working my fucking asshole off cuz you fucktards are too damn cheap to hire more help- How the hell do you think your shit is getting on the shelves? You think it just walks out there by itself? Hell hole job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 13, 2012 0 206.55.191.124
KB UK SLAVE Fuck off you fat ginger bitch! I dont care about your perfect kids, they sound like little twats anyway. I feel sorry for them for you as a mum anyway. Get over yourself, your not hot, your fat and ugly and nobody likes you - i know this because we all talk about you behind your fat back. I hope to god you get sacked soon because your doing a shite job as a manger and piss me off all day. I ask you how you are and you cry and shout at me because your having a hard time at home? WTF?! very proffesional. you even fucking fart near me and pre-apoligise before you do it lmao. your a more like a man then a women. fuck you. February 13, 2012 0 2.102.138.13
Slave From The Box FUCKING AWFUL Im so fucking tired of you, lazy bitch full of children who likes to get the credits from others and likes to expose every little mistake that i make. Im new in this fucking bad-paid work, don t you know? cunt!.
I hope one day you lost your position of preference in the eyes of the boss and then go to a dark hole and die...
And by the way i really never give a shit about your husband, your absolutely disgusting and ugly children, so please stop telling people about them all the time, and your are ugly as fuck too!!!
I really need vacation, OMG!! February 13, 2012 0 201.251.124.7
mina uk customer service I hate my work, I hate my boss and I hate this bitch of a collague who is a hoe. I wish I didnt need money as I have had it with these motherfuckers. I hope they burn and die. Cant wait to find another job and leave this shithole. Argh! Hw they can moan abt things, I am a female myslef bt these bitches think the whole universe goes around their fat arses. I am there to work nt listen u moan. God these bitches get on my nerve. Hope I never have to work under no-one x February 13, 2012 0 92.40.255.4
Erik Nc Underpaid slave You are the manager of a grocery store!!!! Your only job in The world is to make sure that these punk ass customers are happy. Is it not good enough that we stockers come in day in and day out, breaking our backs for 8 hours a day for minimum wage!? You claim you do work but all I see is a lazy ass redneck who Blames his pms cycle on quitting cigarettes. Calm down your barely 22, I nor any other underpaid worker thinks you are worth a damn. Get off your period, get off the high horse and get back to the real world bitch. It won't matter in a week though. Little do you know I and another coworker have been hired for a job in our degree field making double your hourly pay. I'm a nice guy, I don't hate or spite anyone, I don't even get revenges on those who deserve it. Well this is your karma, I'm quitting tomorrow morning we both plan on it. To hell with a two weeks notice, go fuck yourself. To my other coworkers best of luck but better you than me. February 13, 2012 0 74.177.155.210
J NYC SECURITY GUARD havent forgotten about me have you?
[No, but maybe you could e-mail me and I'll add a link in Workrant Videos rather than you constantly spamming it.... - WR] February 13, 2012 0 24.228.81.31
124 123 432 INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY SUPPORT PEOPLE ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING PA/RECEPTIONIST AND ADMIN PEOPLE.
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME DO YOUR OWN GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING SIGNATURES IN OUTLOOK YOU FUCKING DO THEM YOU RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU HAVE THE POSITIONS YOU DO IS BEYOND BELIEF!!!!! February 13, 2012 0 124.182.58.209
X Y Z Hey Asshole, I hope you are enjoying my passive aggressive behaviour. You are underqualified and overpaid. The people in the office know this already. They smile in front of your face but they talk shit about you behind your back. You are too stupid to realize this. The only thing left is for management, the ones you report to, to realize how incompetent you are. I am doing my part in making this happen. Every time I do not cooperate with you, management becomes more aware of your inability to lead this team. You are a delusional, brown nosing simpleton and one day it will catch up to you. February 13, 2012 0 74.198.9.243
digital dogsbody hell slave So I am forced to take days off sick because this job made me physical ill trying to meet a stupid deadline. Now i drag myself back to work and find there is more work to do than before and the deadline remains fixed and there is more pressure than before to get it done. This, I think, is how people end up having nervous breakdowns. Well fuck that. I cannot physically do it. I will do my best and no more. You want more, go fuck a duck and hear it quack, that is how reasonable your demands are. February 13, 2012 0 88.109.31.118
Regina I'd love to fire my worthless student worker, but unfortunately she has more rights than I do. She drags out the tasks I give her until it's time for her to leave. I have to finish what she started and that puts me further behind. Her father is a friend of the dean's and I was forced to hire her. She has no interest in doing any kind of work, only wants that paycheck. I can understand why she won't apply for retail or fast food jobs, as many students do. Those places wouldn't put up with her shit. Here, we are stuck with our student workers until they graduate or transfer to another department. There is a process where we can fire them, but only after documentation and trying to resolve the problem. She knows exactly what she's doing and that she can get away with it. She's always giggling around the dean and telling him that "Daddy says hi." I hid her cell phone last week while she was in the restroom. It didn't occur to her to locate it by calling from another phone. That's how stupid she is. It was fun watching her tear the place apart looking for it. February 13, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
Whoop Dat Ace Took a lunch break today so I don't knock a hoe out. February 13, 2012 0 166.147.116.107
No one UK Not saying Ok, I want to get this off my chest once and for all. Since being diagnosed with hyperthyroid, I don't feel as thought I've let my emotions out that much at all, especially to certain people - namely my boss. She knows who I'm talking about.
First of all, I'd like to say thank you for being so goddamn uncaring about how my illness is making me feel. I get a goitre - which means it's difficult for me to swallow, eat and sometimes breathe a hundred per cent. What I have is autoimmune - it won't go away however much you wish to play it down.
Secondly, I'd like to know why you keep pulling me off for every stupid little reason you can deem reasonable.
"So you're a 2 again on the barometer." Yes, I am a fucking 2 on the barometer and I will be for the next couple of days till I know how long I've got to live.
"Really, Jo, it's only on a work-related basis and not personal, else it'd be a bit intrusive." Ok. That said, why did you ask someone else about their cat then? That's not personal? That's not intrusive? I fail to understand your point.
I think it's worth noting that my appointment on Thursday is a principle of life and death. Hell, I'm even hoping that I get whisked off right away and get my thyroid removed so I don't have to come back in and have to face up to your too-high expectations or waiting in vain hope that I get a severe thyroid storm and wind up dead in bed tonight so I don't have to hear your constant throat-clearing from one too many fags.
Yes, you heard me right. I want to die. I hate life with you as my boss so much that you make me want to die.
Thank you for making sure you have too much time on your hands to pick holes in me when I'm seriously ill. February 13, 2012 0 92.238.193.149
A B C Another fucking Monday. I never thought I would wake up miserable everyday, then go to workto be mistreated, disrespected, and under paid. I hope there is more to life than this. Fuck. February 13, 2012 0 74.198.9.243
I really cant say. Surrey. I dont know anymore. SO IM HERE AT WORK ALONE, WITH A SHITLOAD OF CUNTING WORK TO DO AND I KEEP GETTING THE FAT WHORE WHOS BEEN WORKING AT HOME FOR A WHILE NOW CALLING ME TELLING ME TO DO THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER BECAUSE SHES ON HER SHITTY LITTLE LAPTOP AT HOME WITH NO PRINTER SCANNER PHONE LINE CONNECTED TO THE NETWORK OR ANYTHING. THE REALITY IS SHES SAT AT HOME RUBBING HER CLIT IN A CLOCKWISE MOTION WHILST WATCHING JEREMY FUCKING KYLE. IM SICK OF IT, FED UP, UNEMPLOYMENTS GONNA GO UP BY ANOTHER SMALL FRACTION ,ME, BECAUSE I'D RATHER WANK MYSELF OFF IN THE MORNING WHILST EATING A BOWL OF CORNFLAKES THEN GO JOBSEEKERS THAN TOLERATE THIS FUCKING WORK. February 13, 2012 0 82.163.50.78
Bartholomew Cubbins England Slave I f***ing hate you all, you bunch of idiots. I hate how you're always f***ing around with my hours and don't even bother to check if it's ok with me, you just assume cos you want what's best for the company. Is that why you're always sending me outside to put the baskets back in the freezing cold without a jumper? And the hours you force me to work are fucking ridiculous. 5-9.30pm monday and wednesday and 4-10pm on a saturday. Yeah, I never have any time for myself, I'm behind on my college work because I'm always too exhausted to do anything else. F*** you. February 13, 2012 0 86.144.143.52
Lydia England Secretary/administrator I hate the lot of you. You and your little cliques, you make me sick. There are far too many Chiefs than Indians and you don't even do anything! Delegating work, passing papers, making a cup of tea, talking in those big 'Managers Meetings' that you have every two weeks, plus tea and biscuits! Your a lazy bunch of people and I wish I could leave right now, you ungrateful lot! February 13, 2012 0 88.104.109.29
That would be telling London Again, that would be telling ARRRRRRRRRGGGHHH. I really detest my boss. She is a hypocritical ridiculous, ridiculous woman. I've hated my last two bosses but at least they were just out and out c*** whose general c***dom was acknowledged by all but this biiaaatch (and I don't use that term lightly, I'm a bloody feminist) fashions herself as some sort of power to the people, sock it to the man freedom fighter whilst abusing her power and exploiting weakness at her shouty awful whim. She stomps about banging on about how important it is to challenge people and how rebellious she is but only challenges weak subordinates (subordinates withe dominant personalities get away with whatever they want cos she's scared of anyone challenging her). She's forever bitching about what awful managers other people are and how they undermine their staff. I can't even articulate the extent of my growing detestation for this woman i just aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggh! February 12, 2012 0 86.144.125.34
Mr Nobody England Checkout operatof at Tesco
Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!! I've been working at my local Tesco store for about 9 months now and HATE my section manager!!!!!!!!! This all started about 3 months ago when I got my lip pierced, which at the time I had no idea I wasn't permitted to wear a lip bar. Anyway, I had it pierced with a ring and yeah, fair enough, she pulled me up about it. So I got it changed to a lip bar and wore a plaster over it and no one said anything. Then about a month ago she caught me with it and I confessed honestly I'd forgotten to put a plaster over it, only for her to tell me it wasn't allowed when there seemed to be no problem before! >.< Apparently I signed a form that said "no facial piercings" Bulls*it!!!!! Maybe if I'd received a staff handbook like I was supposed to! >:( anyway, I had the bar changed to a smaller one and now take the ball off and leave the bar in which is barely noticeable but yesterday she was staring me right in the face and told me to take it out, which I can't do cos it isn't fully healed and is a bitch to put back in. Anyway, she found me breaking down in tears in the womans locker room and asked if I was ok in which I furiously lied I was when obviously I wasn't (f*ck you andyour emotional labour, Tesco!) and to add to that, my friend who is a supervisor is being a massive dick to me cos of it. I was actually sick in the customer toilet at work today cos I saw my managerand panicked :( I was wearing a very small plaster over my bar cos it came out when I took the ball off and my mum had to put it back in for me. Ugh I hate that job - stresses me out, talk about making a mountain out of a molehill! February 12, 2012 0 86.144.143.52
Leanne London Customer Service Advisor I can't wait til I leave in a month. I can't be bothered working for a bunch of useless imbeciles anymore! You expect me to sell when everyone who phones is pissed off in the first place cause the company screws everything up. It's impossible. You name and shame if people don't reach targets. You never said this was a sales job in the job description. I should leave cause I can't be bothered working for a bunch of w@nks and I WILL LEAVE. Just counting down the weeks, clinging on, biding my time. Then I'll walk out of that door with a smile knowing i'll never have to work for a bunch of slave driving unrealistic stupid dumb pratts again! February 12, 2012 0 86.139.86.174
anonymous Desert View Auto Poway Call Center/Customer Service I hate DVAA. worse place in buisness history to work for; They bring people in and push them out with the constant stress and pressure of the change that is always going on. Its never the same. They have an assistant manager who barley knows english and doesnt help anybody in the office; She is only out for herself. They dont respect there employees at all and thats why alot subject to walking out and never coming back. No Benefits, Discriminated against if you want to go anywhere in this company. it is controlled by the daughter of the CEO and its her way or the highway. You better be 5'8 110 pounds blonde hair and have some cool unique quality about you to go anywhere in this company. There employees ask to be transfered or brought up and they just ignore you and bring up the people they want not the people who rightly deserve the job and who work hard and go over and beyond. Management tells you to no go to HR and discuss things that are going on because it makes them look back (word for word from one of my managers) . They do not see problems,they just see people not completing work because how its being distributed. Instead of blaming the Distributor they blame the person who is given the work. They do not blame entire group for not answering the phones. they nit pick at people who are trying there hardest and just sometimes cant finish.
They do no train people so when somebody messes up on something the whole department gets yelled at; Unproffessional Assistant Manager who makes other employess feel frustrated stressed and backed up instead of working like a team and helping the coworkers; No motivation to come in ever; I hate everyone I work with and this place brings your spririt down and someone needs to report them for unfair employment February 12, 2012 0 74.7.121.202
Nobody San Diego Nobody
Michele you are a pathological, psychopathic LIAR! You had me written up and you blatantly put lies and untruths in it. I only signed it to acknowledge I read it but put previous to my signature that I disagreed with it and that it didn't happen the way it was written and this was conveyed to you and Susan. I did nothing to merit the write up and you know it.
It made me think that if you could so effortlessly lie like that, and you are the manager of our division, how easily have you lied to get that job and lied in the past to keep you from getting blamed for something someone else did. Well I pity you. I truly pity you from this point on. You won the war unfair and square and I am going to the next level of filing a grievance. My Union Rep was in the room and said that I didn't act the way you said I did. I was upset but I never STOOD up and leaned back and then forward and point my finger to my boss and say "You are a liar" and interrupt her when she was speaking during the first part of the meeting. I sat and listened to the whole thing, then left with my union rep and came back in. When it was my turn to speak you and her were talking over me and I did slam my fingertips on the table (sitting down) and say "I'm going to talk now!" and yes my voice went up and you said to lower it or you would call the Sheriff. Well I instantly lowered my voice. But I did not stand up and I did not call anyone a liar. Yes I pointed to each of you in my defense WHILE SITTING and to reiterate that I never said anything DEROGATORY, THREATENING, or use PROFANITY in all of this! Nobody told me that I was in anyway insubordinate when the meeting ended. You put that in after the fact. I was only told once to lower my voice not more than once and you took facts and twisted them and embellished them to your liking and added some blatant lies and had our HR type it up. This could go to court and you would have to swear on a Bible that this happened. Well there were 3 other people in that room. Are they going to be called up to testify and swear on the Bible under penalty of perjury that this happened? They may stand by you to keep their jobs. But not facing prison they won't and there is still the Union Rep who doesn't remember it that way either. Who cares about me? I don't even care about me in this at all! I care that you have hurt people before you and you have probably had people unfairly terminated and you probably painted your name as credit for someone else's work and did it cleverly and also blamed someone else for your error. If you can lie that easily, you cannot be trusted. Your boss is your best friend and won't believe any of this and you are knowing you are immune and untouchable. But in light of this, I can only hope that something you continue to do or have done in the past truly catches up with you that you can't lie your way out of. It's easier to tell the truth than to keep track of your made up lies. And I can only hope that you either be transferred to another place in an "unsupervisory" position or you voluntarily leave. What you did to me doesn't merit that you be terminated but you need discipline and you need to be held to the same accounts and standards that the rest of us do. The legal ethics paper we sign each year is a joke if only we have to abide by it. And we are afraid to report you. You know this and you think cocky. You ride on your high horse like you are some kind of queen. A polished white cup all bright and shiny. But inside is full of dirt. They say if you see one cockroach, know that there are millions more. Well I saw you lie last week. So there must be millions more. It's not even about me; it's about what you are doing to this division which used to be a pleasant place to work. You have lowered morale with your micromanagement "skills", you have lowered self esteem. And you lied and stabbed people in the back to get where you are today. Well you will meet someone stronger than you, smarter than you one day. And justice will be served in some sort of way. You will reap what you sow with your lies and ONE DAY YOU WILL GET INTO TROUBLE AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF! I am not saying you should get fired, but if you do my eye will not feel sorry. February 12, 2012 0 72.197.153.150
Outcast and Murderous Space SLAVE Its not even the job, its the mother-fucking CUNTS you have to endure/put up with at the job. The insanity I feel while trapped at work should of put me in a straight jacket by now, or behind bars from gutting and decorating the walls with those fuckers insides.
Some of them do not deserve the oxygen that I breathe. A bullet in the fucking head should do the job. Ahhh, one can only dream. I have to continue with my imagination to escape the horrors of work, the undying horror, trapped there with those fucking pieces of shit.
End of shift can't come soon enough. February 12, 2012 0 203.100.217.232
H Dear N:
I cannot wait to quit this job. Do you know why? it is because of you. You horrible, backstabbing, egotistical woman. Before you rode your broomstick into my life, I was thrilled and felt satisfied and fulfilled with my job. I felt appreciated and valued. When you came in and took over, you took a what was a menial (but somehow not torturous) job at a company that is known for being immature, cliquey, and poorly managed, and turned it into exactly that - highschool, part deux. Your little power trip has driven away customers and employees alike. I pity you. It must suck to have the education you have and be stuck at a job like this. I wonder what must have happened to you to make you so insecure, so desperate for power and control. I wonder, but I don't care. I just want you out of my life. I just want to be free of your games and manipulation. It sickens me that people like you can rise to positions of authority, although I suppose it's suitable because in a company like this, individual thought is a detriment to success. Does it make you feel good to try and knock people down? Is that the reason you work here? Because you realize that there is no other industry where you will be awarded with the type of power over other people's lives that you enjoy here? Or is it because you're too weird, creepy, and clueless to fit in with the cool kids, too funny looking to hang out with the attractive people, and it is only here, in this joke of a restaurant, that those who you are obviously so envious of will have no choice but to suck it up and be nice to you so that we wont find ourselves cut from the schedule?
Get some real ambition. Or fall off a cliff.
Kisses,
H. February 12, 2012 0 174.6.84.89
Sarah US Preschool My boss' can't figure out how to do their jobs after 2 years (since we opened) and then expect everyone else to pick up the slack. If you were a parent of a child wouldn't you be upset if you found out that your child didn't eat snack, yet again, because management still hasn't figured out how to bring a bowl of cheerios to our room after two years? And since we are "NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE YOUR ROOMS, EVEN IF YOU ARE WITHIN RATIO", we can't even do it ourselves. Or how about the countless employees who have gotten UTIs because we call for a bathroom break and no one ever shows up....HOURS, SERIOUSLY HOURS! They boxed up the thermostats so we cannot control the temperature in our rooms when the thermostat suddenly decides it wants to crank our room to 85 and no one will answer the office phone to come change it. Ten one year olds in a room, and two teachers with the air at 85! You constantly leave us out of ratio but we get reemed when one of us has to pee and you haven't shown up for a bathroom break we called for an hour ago! Instead of firing people, you just cut their hours until they are no longer scheduled so you don't have to pay unemployment, classy! The we get into trouble when we didn't "remind" you to do your job! You constantly go against state regulation and tell us it's "too bad!" Ya, it's really going to be too bad when I call state on your ass and have them show up to a building full of abused and disgruntled employees in 85 degree rooms with more then the allowed amount of children who haven't eaten! Not only is this all under the nose of the director, but when someone does talk to the director, you don't schedule them anymore. So now everyone is afraid to say anything in fear of losing their job that they need so desperately. You blatantly lie to staff members using MY name to keep yourself from looking like the bad guy when I have had absolutely no previous knowledge of your actions. You are rude and horribly disrespectful to anyone you speak to, so much that everyone avoids you like the plaque! I am so quiting. Without any notice! Good luck you stupid horrible people! February 11, 2012 0 98.165.2.213
Smarter Than You Think I ***almost*** quit my job last week. Then reality hit me. Really, is it any better anywhere else? It's the times, my friends. Yes, we are overworked, underpaid, and not respected. Our benefits are shit and our working conditions are shit. BUT...we're working, therefore we eat, at least. And that way we may live to see better days ahead. Hang in there everybody. And if you don't, just don't quit until you have something lined up that you know is better! February 11, 2012 0 71.178.38.71
fuck you richie rich f you richie rich and your stupid mechanical wasp February 11, 2012 0 188.29.167.231
me happy now I hope it gives you hell.I hope she gives you hell.I hope you give each other hell.Cause i am sure it will,grass is always greener,as they say.
You never know what you had til it gone.
Anyway i am going to be a lot better away from you toxic waste people.Eat shit boss,hope you enjoy it!.Remember shit smells,how ever you try to mask it And any crap you send my way,i hope you get it back x100. February 11, 2012 0 90.215.59.104
To Mr. Stuck Ty My father was also an engineer, and all of my childhood he TOLD me that would be my path as well. I resisted. He refused to pay my tuition. I went on to get my MA in another field. Due to recent events I have stalled in my career and actually, for the first time ever, said the words, "maybe my father was right," thinking that surely I would at least have prospects. Money is not the issue as I've had nice compensation packages in the past; I guess I was thinking of job security. I've never thought I would have enjoyed engineering, it is just not my calling; but I was thinking of the fact that he had always been employed, promoted, been on the best, most prestigious projects, invented/created. Thank you for your prospective, Mr. Stuck. I have renewed hope. February 11, 2012 0 75.136.38.240
Polly UK CA. GRRRRR! If you've got a problem with me being late then tell my fucking boss you stupid cow! It's icy and snowing heavily outside at night time, and you're saying me being late is my fault and that I don't try hard enouh? Well, I am sorry for walking slower than normal to avoid breaking my neck, yet trying my best to speed up to get to your client on time for 15 fucking minutes! You look your nose down at me again; you won't have one left because I will punch it off - stupid bitch! Siigh... Feeling better. Thank heavens for this website! February 11, 2012 0 82.29.46.130
Fuck U Josh Josh is a fake bitch he shows favoritism and I can't wait till he leaves the company February 11, 2012 0 174.253.64.83
diamond cincinnati ohio cna i fuckin hate the bitch i work for how the fuck can u be sick and need some one to help but ur a nasty old ass bitch her own fuckin family wont fuck with her,she thinks she knows everything so y dont she knows that i fuckin hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DUMB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 February 11, 2012 0 98.28.154.215
Mr. Stuck MN Who knows what to call it
I thought I did it right. I had to go to college, right? That's the path to a good job. A good job is the goal, because that means good money. My dad is an engineer. I should be one too, right? I never thought of anything else. I studied Engineering. I hated it, but this college is a means to an end, right? A good job...money! Security! So I hated 5 years of my life, but eventually graduated, and after lots of interviews, landed the prize fish...and entry level Engineering job! Fast forward over 21 years. I'm now 45. I'm pigeonholed into a small obscure corner of Engineering, The first 3 digits of the year I graduated college are "198." After some promotions and demotions, I have about the same title as when I started. I now enter data into an ERP all day while hearing the daily doses of "Office Space" style corporate BS. I fix problems with hand-me-down designs. I review stupid requirements from customers. I fill out stupid forms that are cluttered with nonsense that apparently has to be there to satisfy our quality policies. I hate what I do, all day, every day. My manager and those above him seem oblivious to how much I and my coworkers hate what we do. After the promotions and demotions, my pay was rather high, but now seemingly too high, so it was frozen. This means that whether I bust my butt and work really hard at the meaningless things I'm tasked with, or do the bare minimum to keep from getting fired, my raise is the same...zero. I try to set goals for myself to motivate myself, but my next goal is to secure a severance package. To college-age people -- don't do what I've done. Don't think money is the answer. Eventually, that alone is not enough. Find something that excites you, and make that your career. I'm going to start that. I should have done it 25 years ago. February 11, 2012 0 208.110.227.68
Dub Office Researcher My old hag of a boss thinks I am there to serve her 24-7. Glowing reviews each year but this old bitch has never increased my pay. No wonder she's been passed over for promotions after 20 years on the job!!! It's cuz this fat quat is the worst!! She always says she remembers everything and never forgets a detail. Her motto "I never said that". Now I record everything because the old bitch is fucking senile. She expects everything but gives nothing. I hate working for she has no idea the ENTIRE department hates her. Oh and she wanted me to be her Facebook friend?!?!? Is she fucking for real????? February 10, 2012 0 67.181.79.20
low man doesn't matter slave fuck fuck you. can you hear me? FUCK YOU>
work for a company with no ethics, no hope, no future for a fat bastard and his fat wife. I hope you both choke on a hot dog!
work climate is so miserable I think about a new job every fucking minute. Can't wait until i'm out there.
God I feel so much better!! hahahhahah February 10, 2012 0 75.142.154.209
W T FUCK I hate all of you faggots and hope you die horribly. Not a single one of you has any idea how to relate to other people because you're all too socially retarded to have lives outside of work and your "perfect" little insignificant lives/families/children.
You judged me because I was different, you judged me for personal decisions I made in my life (like not wanting kids), you invaded my personal life to find a reason to get me into trouble. You all have your clique, well I have self employment now. I'll be richer, better and more well known than you. Just watch! I hope you all enjoy your careers at The Office because you will never work anywhere else in this city if I have a say so. I sincerely hope I run into one of you bastards in a bar downtown on a Saturday night so I can kill you in a bar fight.
I won't run into you though, you're all too socially retarded to go out and have real lives. Good fucking riddance, assholes. I'll see you all in hell. February 10, 2012 0 98.181.54.3
Rx Singapore Data entry clerk What a low pay job compared to my colleagues! Why r they always comparing my salary to theirs n calculating my monthly salary? Why r they prompting me to leave n find another job? I feel so unimportant in that place! February 10, 2012 0 220.255.1.154
homersimpson GA doh paycheck bounced again February 10, 2012 0 76.122.100.214
Upset Here Slave Work hard every day and get a dime raise. Call your boss names, cry at work, cause fights between coworkers and give them a dollar an hour raise. Wonder why I am looking for another job...butt munch February 10, 2012 0 67.3.68.250
steve london hair dresser I hate my biggest wanky client, boasts about money all the fucking time - just bought another FFFFerrrari and he truly knows my renault spacca wagon is on its last legs. Bollocks to him you miserable bastard February 10, 2012 0 85.211.123.18
W T F So you fuckwit bitch. How many times have you told how many people that you are my"supervisor." Hmmm? Hope that you enjoyed it. I know you don't think I'm leaving. Guess what. Lol. I'm not just leaving the office, but the company. And you, my crispy haired, fake n bake, hideously clothed wanna be who is in reality just a ho troll, will be receiving all those clients and all that work right back. Way to lose face. How humiliating. Sucks to be you. When you think of me remember this....Haters gonna hate. Could have kept me had you just been human. February 10, 2012 0 174.252.146.55
Idiot UK Mug Karl oh Karl you're such a cock, I hate you so much, you make my life a nightmare. You steal my ideas, you're mean and hateful, you may no attempt to bond with the team, unless it serves your purpose. You're political and manipulative. You're so thick and yet so clever at the same time. Think it's time for one of us to leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 February 10, 2012 0 217.169.161.5
Who cares? Nowhereville Door mat Gawd, I'm so-o-o-o-o-o fucking sorry I sent a proof before I was supposed to, ahead of schedule. Just trying to keep the damn bitches from bitching and they still find something to bitch about. Can't do anything right in their eyes. Sheesh. Go fuck yourselves, bitches!!! February 10, 2012 0 98.227.23.27
ManagementHasNoClue South Scrub So I work for a company that is one of a handful in the entire US that does what it does. We are the big dog in the industry, so we try to dictate the market. However our management top level to low, couldn't run a hot dog stand. We are so poorly managed that we go from working 32 hrs one week to 50 the next. They think using out of spec raw materials it just fine, then they question why we have problems with our finished goods, and don't dare buck the system and tell them they have a problem you will be exiled an outcast. They keep secrets from the owners they never let them know what problems we have they always like them to think everything is fine. And there heads are so far up there own A$$ they have no clue as to what really goes on. Currently 50% of the people in my department have decided to continue there education so they can get the He!! out, but our supervisor will not admit we have a problem! This place sucks! February 10, 2012 0 97.75.155.50
You are just too fucked up Seriously,
You are just to fucked up for words
this is why your staff hates you, we are not all perfect like you February 10, 2012 0 71.250.242.232
JM South Budget Buffer My job actually looks pretty good from the outside. I make ~$50k/yr., salaried, with benefits, so I know it could be a whole lot worse, but my position only exists as a buffer for my department's budget. See, if times get really tough, we could let go of 25% - 50% of our personnel and still achieve our core goals. So nobody really gives a shit if I sit and play computer games all day. I am expected to get things done, but I have '0' authority to compel anyone at our large organization to actually do anything, so for the most part people ignore me, (I'm in safety, yeah, really). I used to work in construction for $12/hr. and had to really struggle financially, but I felt good about the work I did. I built stuff. Stuff that you can see and touch and that will last for decades. Here I accomplish little, and none of it substantial. If my wife could collect the insurance money I would jump off a high rise building today, but of course they don't pay for suicides. So I'm hoping for a fatal car crash. Seems like my best option. February 10, 2012 0 138.26.117.8
PB LL EPC So, my "boss" is a schmuck. He is poorly educated, and barely qualified to do what he does. However, his nose is buried so far up the administrations ass he has managed to rise... the biggest turd floats to the top. He plays online chess all day, writes fucking gay poetry on the clock, and "brags" about his great standard of living. Seriously, he doesnt have a "job" I'm not even sure what he does all day, I'm actively seeking alternate employment because of his dumb ass. February 10, 2012 0 208.68.27.65
Patty Cake A dark, scary place Chief Spymaster Good fucking grief, Jessica, you have gone seriously around the bend. I swear to go, every time I see you headed for my office or see your name on my caller I.D. when I'm out of the office, I want to close and lock my door. I'm considering tape-recording your rantings to play back to the next mental health specialist that stops by, to see if you can't be spot-diagnosed as paranoid delusional. First of all, the people who moved into the house next to you are not spying on you. They haven't set up cameras in the windows pointed at your house. They're not the FBI (and the CIA doesn't normally engage in domestic spying). You run a dog kennel, fer fucks sake, so why the hell you believe anyone could be spying on you is beyond comprehension. Unless you're running illegal weapons or drugs out of that kennel, you're safe.
And I wish to hell you would leave your brother-in-law alone, and stop thinking he wants or even needs your help. A gay, depressed drama-queen who can't let go of the fact that he got kicked out of the air force 20 years ago (TWENTY YEARS AGO!!!!!!) because he was a gay, depressed drama queen needs help, sure, but not from someone who thinks she has a spirit guide who gives secret messages in her dreams.
If, one more time, you call and tell me about that dream you had in which your so-called "spirit guide" told you that your little grand-daughter is about to be kidnapped and murdered by "hispanic guys", I'm hanging up the phone. I have no problem with you thinking your dreams are real, as long as you keep it to yourself. The very fact that you went so far as to call up you son and plead with him to not let his daughter hang around with any Latino children is going way too far. Luckily, he sees you for the fruitcake you are.
Seriously, stop taking those medications before they push you past the point of no return.
February 10, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
My Workplace Sucks Why the fuck does my boss insist upon getting upset with me when something he wants done right away is not done for several days? Now see if I didn't qualify that you'd probably say he is right to be upset with me, but my boss is different. He doesn't assign ANYTHING a priority, and yet he expects me to magically know what he wants done first. Newsflash! I'M NOT A FUCKING MIND READER!!!! Why the fuck does he not just tell me what he wants done first? Why is that so hard? We're both adults, it's not like we're 2 dumbass kids who have no clue. Sigh. February 10, 2012 0 68.15.159.187
joker wherever student This rant is really more about a work related class.
Lynda, I am so disappointed that you did not continue with the next level of the class. I really enjoyed looking at your tight body and dreaming about throwing you on the bed, pulling down your panties and licking your pussy. However, with you not there, I might actually get some work done! Still, I love the opportunity to lick your pussy (I also wouldn't mind pushing myself inside you as well). February 10, 2012 0 32.176.155.253
thats the one megaladon where i am what i do i am sick of the snobby quire cunt in the corner of our office who minces around looking at peoples computer screens when it has fuck all to do with him. He drives a red porsche convertible (failed gay footballer) and drinks £1300 bottles of booze. Well fuck him, he walked past my mate the other day who wants to move house and the cheeky cunt said " that house is too big for you" what a dick, it was a standard 3 bedroom semi. who the fuck does he think he is? king fucking better than everyone, listen mate, not even your work team like you, you are just a jumped up self harming toss bag who cant find his veins with a razor blade
suck a shitty ring
cherbye February 10, 2012 0 138.32.176.254
stressed work hell eliminator Hey Charles of Tech#-Blo#. Why don't you take your pavers and shove them up your ass?!?! You want to micro-manage your "people" and everything else, yet nothing moves forward because you don't let any of your people make any decisions. Are they all fucking retarded? How about, are you retarded? What the hell did you hire them for? We will be moving forward on our own and making products for another company ass-fuck. All while you fucking morons don't have a clue. And guess what you stupid fucking wop, WE designed, and make YOUR product for you, so we will be taking it with us when we go. And another thing, I fucked your wife while we were all at HNA in October. She went down on me first, so I have to ask you, how does my dick taste? Fuck-you February 10, 2012 0 206.174.134.108
Tim You're A Cunt The question was a valid one and rather than answer it with "the court" or "law firm" you decide to reply to my email with "read the email" which is one more word than you needed to use. See this makes you a complete and utter fucktard. I don't have fucken time to read through a chain of your useless emails, I am not interested in taking part in some type of fucken treasure hunt, just answer the question you bitch titted, muffin topped piece of excrement! I fucken hate you and working with lawyers is as close to Satan as once can get! Please hurry up and die of some obesity related disease. February 10, 2012 0 121.220.141.4
Mud Earth Slave Thank you for everything. This job has been a true learning experience and I have learned so much here. The opportunity you bestowed upon me has been a Godsend and it truly has been a pleasure being here.
However, my circumstances have changed and I will no longer be putting up with the stalking, backstabbing, and harassment. In case you didn't know it, there are some people here who seem to have nothing meaningful to do with their time, resources, and energy. To be honest, it looks as though someone just gave some poor, moronic, imbecile a job where they would do nothing but target people and harass them.
I'm not worried about myself. I know I have the work ethic and intelligence to succeed. And thank you for the new skills that I have learned while in your employ. It truly makes me feel bad that some other company may end up making money on the training and time you have invested in me.
Once again, a sincere thank you and I hope to be able to contribute more to the organization before I go.
Slave 45465 
February 10, 2012 0 68.14.83.180
a b c I am very tired of listening to the Asians talk and talk while my team works and works. At first I thought that their team had finished their project early and they were just socializing.....but nooooooo....Their project is late and they have so much work and they need this and that does not work and on and on...
They're fucking lazy zipper heads and because the company is owned by Caucasians...NOTHING CAN BE DONE WITHOUT RAISING RACIST SHIT! February 9, 2012 0 99.246.82.214
Charley What a nice day we had today! You fucking stayed home! Ta Dahhh!! We were busy as shit, but I didn't have to spend the day watching my back to see/protect myself from your fat lurking ass! You piece of shit stalker, micromanaging cunt! We ALL had a decent day and smiled all day because we didn't have to listen to your lame bullshit/lies/mood swings! You and those other asswipes may have HR in your pockets, but one of these days your risk management will shit the bed completely and you will have to answer for why you all looked the other way when shit was going down. Lousy public relations message, don't you think? Let's see how your CFO handles that. Good luck. Oh, almost forgot. Please die. February 9, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
Bulliedperson UK Dogsbody So, 6 years ago, in my previous job, I was team lead of a group of 5 top-notch designers for a kick-ass agency. I earned that position through years of dedication and hard work. Due to economic crisis, the business went under and I had to move jobs.
I started out being employed to succeed the Head of Design who was planning to leave within 12 months. Within 3 months I was DEMOTED in the name of political correctness - I lost my "senior" title even when "junior" appointments did not lose their status. The DESIGN MANAGER FROM HELL didn't speak to her team for weeks on end. Eventually she went on long-term SICK LEAVE but only after telling her team that SHE WAS HOLDING OUT FOR REDUNDANCY and would make more in 1 month than we did in a year.
Then the GREEK FROM HELL came on board and tore the department apart. I was DISCIPLINED for a TRUMPED UP OFFENCE that didn't happen. The HR department were clearly "on the payroll" and supported the false allegations against me.
The GREEK FROM HELL was eventually sacked, but not after several reputations were ruined by his hand. The women he FUCKED are now in senior positions and treating their minions with similar disdain.
I kept my job, but was forced to move to a department where I could have made a real difference. Now, I am a piece of SHIT on the sole of my team leader's shoe. I am BULLIED almost daily by a MYSOGONISTIC, RACIST FUCKWIT who thinks he's God's annointed KING OF CODE; I am treated differently because I am FEMALE and OVER 40. I am spoken too like a SERVANT, excluded from TRAINING, SOCIAL ACTIVITIES and other TEAM ACTIVITIES.
I have been to our lame-ass HR team TIME AND TIME AGAIN about the bullying and discrimination. They think I'm joking. Well I've got news for them!
I AM SUING THEIR ASSES FOR CONSTRUCTIVE DISMISSAL, and AGE/SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION.
The company is a household name in car rental. One word, four letters. February 9, 2012 0 82.0.185.13
H God I am so depressed about the thought of having to go to work tomorrow. I don't want to go, I only took the job because I need the money and now even though I'm working at basically minimum wage I still have no money. The best bit is we're expected to work over time but for no extra money, it's just to make us look better to maybe get a tiny pay rise in a few months. It's bullshit, they take millions of pounds of business each month why should we all see some more of what we earn them. I'd quit if I didn't have a car to pay off and other things to pay as well. It's so rubbish. I speak to stupid people all goddamn day long its soul destroying. And the people I work with are casually racist as well which is just lovely. This is not what I want to do with the rest of my life. Some people have been there for like 7 years doing the same thing as when they started, how can they put up with the monotony?! I have never felt so low in my life. Please oh please can I just win the lottery so I can leave this god forsaken company in the past as a bad bad memory. February 9, 2012 0 92.20.234.25
swtack phila ass kisser The only guy in bristol that wears a skirt, goes fishing with the boys to watch us shower vertis rules someday he will be a vice , just as long as he keeps is nose in the right spot , right joe b February 9, 2012 0 72.92.68.192
Cheesed off Planet twat Spiv or is it mug???? I work a 70-80 hour week yet get paid for 37.5 and apparently this is ok???? WTF? Ring up my union to be told I'm a crap manager oh yeah that really helps...they don't have a pi55ing clue!! Management just moan and bleat out orders all the time and make us fill out paperwork which no one even bother to look at.
Counselling is the new "in" term....we all need it and it will make everything better!! What a laugh....maybe I should become a bloody counsellor and rake in the money.
Having just had 3 days off work am dreading going back in and will await my fate and getting shouted and moaned at cos I've not done everything....why did I choose this life I wonder???? I give up and wonder what it's like to sit in he clouds and look down on everyone else who is struggling.....
I HATE WORK end of convo.... :-(. February 9, 2012 0 90.201.161.177
Rich NJ Gas Pumper My job/boss sucks. I know it's not a respectable job, but I'm still treated like total crap, and I don't believe it should be that way... especially from FAMILY. My Uncle owns a gas station and I started working there a couple years back. It's a mostly outside job. All year. Doesn't matter if it's 10 degrees or 105. We didn't even get any heat until someone started a small, contained fire indoors to keep warm (possibly me). We have a bathroom, but if you've ever seen any movie with a gas station bathroom, you have an idea of what it looks like. Oh, and no hot water. I think my boss enjoys the painful look on my face when I wash my hands with cold water while it's snowing outside. And it's a dirty job, so my hands constantly need washing, especially if I'm about to eat something. BUT the fridge broke a couple months ago. So good luck bringing food in. And for a measley $9 an hour, I can't order food every day. So I've been surviving on a steady diet of beefaroni. Or nothing. I've had beefaroni every day for months, and now even the sight of a small red can makes me want to vomit. So now I just eat nothing all day until I go home at night. Now is when I could get into the type of people I have to deal with every day as we're located in a VERY poor town in NJ, but I'll be typing forever, so I guess my rant is done. February 9, 2012 0 98.110.3.77
Craigieboy UK Phone Drone I fucking hate that place.
Run by indolent, complacent fuckwits who have no conception of value for money. Two bit tossers who don't give a damn about their staff or even their customers.
Fucking bawbags February 9, 2012 0 94.171.187.4
mrs prego denver phelbotomist 2 months I have been waiting for the damn lab position this fucking job promised me. But everytime I think I'm close I get assigned someone elses shit or there is another condition I have to fullfill before I can move on. If this keeps up any longer your going to find yourselves up shit creekand in another bind. I'm pregnant and I'm not about to deal with this companies ever changing hormones when I've got my own to deal with. Fuck you. Find someone else to do your shit work hopefully within the next week or I'm gone. February 9, 2012 0 66.87.126.99
TooManyYears New York Working for a shit starter All my boss does all day is sit with two other co-workers and talk shit about other people in the office, or she just sits there with them and talks foolishness. I have never once seen her do a full day of work....unless you consider shopping online a full time job. All I want to scream is SHUT THE F UP AND DO SOME WORK! I'm so sick of her that looking at her makes me want to vomit. We have the worst office tension and it's all her fault because she is a shit starter. Ugh can't wait to curse her out one day. February 9, 2012 0 50.75.197.6
Employee NY I DONT KNOW I seemingly have a great job. Office, out of college, little work to do. BUT ITS SO FUCKING BORING. I DO 15 MINUTES OF WORK AND I'M HERE FOR 9 GODDAMN HOURS. ALL I WANT TO DO IS QUIT AND WORK IN A RESTAURANT AGAIN. I'D RATHER WORK CRAZY HOURS AND CLEAN UP FOOD AND PUT UP WITH THE CUNTS THAT IS THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAN SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY COLLECTING HEMORRHOIDS AND CONTEMPLATING CUTTING MYSELF. AND I'M STUCK HERE BECAUSE I HAVE A MASSIVE CAR PAYMENT TO PAY OFF.
WHICH IS ANOTHER BULLSHIT IDEA. I NEED A CAR TO GET AROUND AND I BUY ONE NEW BECAUSE THAT'S THE MOST COST EFFECTIVE. BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE "ENOUGH" CREDIT THEY GIVE ME A SHITTY LOAN. WHY AM I BEING PENALIZED FOR NOT HAVING PRIOR CREDIT? I'M A 19 YEAR OLD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. AND I'M SUPPOSE TO BUILT CREDIT BY PAYING OFF A RIDICULOUS LOAN? THAT'S JUST SETTING ME UP TO FUCKING FAIL AND RUIN MY CREDIT. FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA AND FUCK BANKS AND FUCK YOU February 9, 2012 0 96.57.29.50
MizzAnnoyed Someplace Something My boss is an ass hat. Pure and simple. Scary, ugly eyes when she hears something she doesn't like, incompetent, unprofessional, looks like a troll doll. Doesn't truly get backing employees and has her head stuck up her butt. Listens to just one trashy bitch just like her and NO one else. Plus, I hate the shit people that walk into our place with no concept of banning them. Bullshit.
I hate my job. Again. :( February 9, 2012 0 209.6.113.98
TEENAGERS SUCK SHIT THROUGH A STRAW I can't stand working with these "just out of college" snot-nosed brats....they wouldn't know the meaning of the word "work" if it booty-slapped them upside their fucking heads. One fat-assed bitch in particular actually went "tsk" to me today when I said excuse me to get a binder....as she was busy chatting about her weekend to another co-worker. Hey bitch, if I was as fat as you are now when I was 19 I would have jumped off the nearest bridge.....you give me attitude one more time and I will personally throw you off that bridge myself, not before punching your beady-eyed face in first! February 9, 2012 0 24.72.40.44
stupid columbus,tx slave Ugh another day in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 9, 2012 0 108.67.18.208
fed up europe customer service dear boss,
I'm not sure if it's because you like me too much, or not at all. You are, however, a frustrated closeted homosexual who needs to embrace his own sexuality. Quit bitching about things that do not exist, stop drinking so damn much tea and stop with the constant strutting around the office acting like you give a shit about your employees. You're nothing but a stupid piece of shit that is too damn stupid to be leading a company. The only thing you're capable of leading is your own fucking gloryhole. Get the fucking dildo out of your ass and die. Please, die. If you need someone to run you over with a car, I volunteer immediately. For any other stupid shit you seem to think is important, DON'T FUCKING BOTHER ME. Check your brake lines when you go home. February 9, 2012 0 195.61.140.5
unknown_worker sydney rebel I have a piggy sexual predator boss who loves to hire one raced ladies who would be desperate to go in bed with him - looks like it...he is an asshole and his conniving bitches at work - i luv to see them ran down by a truck or a train!I want to puke every time I go to work.These are bloody suckers!When I told him off not to call me "honey" or even joke about, he began to see my mistakes unlike before and his mistress bitch boss as well who licks his ass all the time told me I should not take it personally...well fuck her and her boss... February 9, 2012 0 58.173.108.227
Jeff I honestly cannot stand you. Granted I'm not a people person to begin with, but you are one I could do without seeing for the rest of my life. You are constantly rambling on and on about your personal life, and it drives everyone up the wall. Your never ending usage of the phrases " Hey bitch, " and "I love you bitch" and "Your my bitch" and any other sentences your fraglie, child like mind can come up with that ends in "bitch" is getting on my last nerve. I cant stand hearing your shrill voice over and over again, whining about how bad you want to get laid. Have you looked at yourself lately? Time, nor child birth has been kind to you my dear. Its no suprise though, youre nothing more than the body of a female Pilsbury doughboy, with a mind guided by the light of something no brighter than a match. Please do everyone at the bar a favor, and throw yourself down a flight of stairs or leap from a car into on coming traffic ok? K thnx love you BITCH! February 9, 2012 0 50.40.254.158
Jenna You are a micromanaging idiot of a boss who has an extreme lack of communication skills. You are not blunt, honest, or truthful, so stop hiding behind those "personas". You are RUDE. The way you speak to people is unacceptable and I am sick and tired of leaving work stressed and frustrated. You're such a fucking asshole and I am tired of letting your words get to me. The way you speak to me is so condescending and the negative feelings stay with me until after I leave work. If business isn't "personal", then STOP BEING PERSONAL. You're such a fucking cunt and I honestly hope that you are fired. I hope that all of the hours of working late, bitching, and being asshole become completely worthless when you are let go!! I HATE being at work and I HATE talking to you, you arrogant bastard. You have no respect for other people and you don't think that anyone is on your level. You have NO IDEA if a person will become an asset because you only HINDER personal growth. Cussing at people, demeaning them, treating them as if they're worthless and stupid is unacceptable. I hope you get what you deserve, which is GETTING FIRED. February 9, 2012 0 108.195.233.16
Fed up up nort manager I hate my smarmy, micro managing, fat ass bitch of boss. You don't like the way the sheets are folded? Go fuck yourself! You tell me to do something one way and the rest of the staff to do it a different way? Trying to pit them against me, huh? Jokes on you, bitch, they're on to your games and they have all been talking to me about how fed up they are with you! You think with a staff of ten people we don't talk to each other?! When you talk shit about me, I find out. When you talk shit about them to me, I tell em. Do you realize I'm planning to quit? Do you realize most of the staff is planning to quit? I can't wait for the day when i give you my two week notice, oh i know you want more, but I'm only contractually obligated to give two weeks. I'm going to fuck over your second shift so bad. You won't even see it coming dumbass. Do you think any of us want to make a career out of wiping asses? None of us are going to be there much longer with the fucking budget cuts and the way were treated. "Do more with less money"??? My ass, you fucking toad! If only I could put this on Facebook where youre my "friend"(stalker) so you could see how I really feel about you. I have no loyalty to you or the company. Oh, and just to let you know, I'm reporting you to state. You know why. February 9, 2012 0 66.87.88.210
Joey Seattle HR Generalist I work for a micromanaging idiot. I am doing the work of three people. No raise. No promotion. He blames me for anything that goes wrong. Living in my car is preferable to this job. I am just one reprimand away from walking out that door. My office is already packed up. I don't have a single personal item at work. I'm ready to go! February 9, 2012 0 198.228.221.41
The Radish NV Root Veg I don't want to go to work tomorrow! I hate it...it's like going to jail! it sucks! and all my energy is gone...I'm tired of being there with all you stupid idiots. I want a different life. I want a better life. I don't care about you and your business and your co-workers. I just want to leave and I want to work with people who are opposite of who you are right now. I am tired of looking at you and listening to your stupid explanations for why we can't have training, why HR does not care about us. Why are you even talking to me...I hate you and I hope u die! You ugly, dog faced, fart! You are the worst manager I ever worked with...you are so cheap! and You suck! Why do I have to work with you people...why did I end up working with you...why did I end up working at this company? Was I out of my mind? Why did I think that I would be happy! I HATE MY JOB...I HATE MY JOB! I HATE MY MANAGER! I HATE MY CO-WORKERS, I HATE YOU! I HATE MY FUCKING JOB!!! February 9, 2012 0 70.180.149.172
Hate the Boss so much!!!! AV hell Whipping bitch Oh hey, do all this fucking work while I sit in this office and watch Netflix all day long. My boss's schedule is literally: clock in, plug in a couple of electronics, make a few sales calls, NETFLIX TIME! Then when the grunts come in, set all this crap for tomorrow, take down all this crap from today! I'm better than you because I'm the boss! I need 3 people to set up all the equipment for this one event but you get to take it all down yourself. Have a problem with that? Tired? Well you're just lazy.
Man fuck you you fat bastard. Write my ass up, I don't even give a shit anymore. When I quit and they ask me why, it's all you buddy. It's all you. I'm gonna be all up in corperate's faces about that. February 9, 2012 0 50.96.46.2
food services girl bumfuck, florida cleaning til my knees buckle I feel sorry for you. you spend your whole day pining at the door, waiting for customers, begging, giving away, cursing and throwing things when shit doesn't go your way. who told you to start a yogurt franchise? you wasted so much fucking money into this thing that you have only one person work each shift. i have no coworkers to rant to. you hired all girls, you misogynist little toad. go get laid. go get married. go buy a boat. whatever the fuck will keep you away from that store and every good intentioned individual trying their best at minimum wage. complain again about paying having to pay us at minimum wage. try flirting one more time. call me in the middle of the fucking night telling me what time to come in the next morning. you're sloppy. you're crude. you're not funny or cute. unprofessional little fucker. email a goddamn schedule. your slaves created it, email the damn thing. and tell your mom and sister to shut the fuck up. they're ruining your enterprise and you're letting them because you come from some twisted incestual matriarchal society. go fuck yourself until you show me you have your shit together. i'm no guarantee. i'll leave any moment and you don't know how to do a damn thing without me or the girls you worthless money grubbing prick. go on vacation and contract vd. February 8, 2012 0 97.101.203.171
FED UP!! Yo Mama's House Tech I was in the bathroom stall when I heard my co-worker talking crap about me.... I wish she would've flushed herself down the toliet! www.talesfromthedailygrind.com February 8, 2012 0 68.41.164.6
Unchallenged at Work Work in Kentucky Management I was promoted into a position, given no choice, on the road a significant amount of time, away from my family and friends. With that said, I've tried to make the most of my time. Finding it very hard to develop friendships with people here in Kentucky. I'm on the road so much that I meet people, acquaintances, and that's about it. I work in a small group of the oppositive sex. Very little in common with my co-workers. They like to eat out and drink (get drunk) when we're on the road. The economy is bad back in my hometown, so I can't quit my job right now. I'm saving some money while trying to pay off bills. I should be set to leave in 2 years or less. Hope I don't fall into a deep depression. I've volunteered in the community to meet people. I hate my situation. February 8, 2012 0 75.210.94.10
herzi Indonesia Teacher This job is killing slowly and painly. Fuck it....no day without stress. February 8, 2012 0 223.255.227.66
not much longer, your bitch. How much longer will have to wait before they fire your rotten ass? I can't stand the sight of you, you stupid piece of shit trying to pass for a human being. I will hae my meeting with you s u and I will bring up sneaky conniving little cunt you are. God I hate you. I cant wait for the day y9ou are replaced with a deent human being!!! February 8, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
tired nurse Montana RN OMG, this office nursing sucks so bad. All they do is sit on their pedestals and talk bad about people or talk on their phones all day long. How about doing your job assholes. And then everybody tells on me when they are not doing their jobs and the stuff they tell about is made up bull. F U people. I am looking elsewhere. February 8, 2012 0 76.117.2.189
used&abused Canada Admin I am so done with your micromanaging bullshit. So here's a big FUCK YOU you fucking prick. You're conceited, condescending prick and I hope you get everything you deserve.
BTW, I got word that my title had changed (thanks for letting me know, ass!), and I was HAPPY and EXCITED thinking maybe, just maybe you were going to let me go and give me a big severance just like the other employees you've given the boot. If I only I were that lucky. February 8, 2012 0 70.65.172.50
pissed off here and there i like my job but hate you Fuck you, you fat bitches! I'm tired of your verbal abuse and your mind games. Just do your damn job and leave me the hell alone so I can do mine! I don't care about your stupid petty politics or your inferiority complex. You almost drove me to quit but I'm not letting you win. Why are you so evil??? Get thee behind me Satan!
I hope you eat shit and then have the runs for the next 7 days. February 8, 2012 0 68.80.52.223
Failure Colorado Manager I have more job titles than even I can remember on a daily basis. I hate that fucking job. They treat me like the maid, the doormat the office manager, the receptionist, the AR/AP person, the collections agent, the customer service person and the fucking cleaning crew we don't fucking employ. Then they offer me salary but only when it benefits them, I get no lunch no breaks, I work after hours, with no additional time off or pay, I run all company errands after hours again no additional pay or time off and they fuck me out of paid time when they requested I work from home, Called me, sent me messages and I worked they expected it, and they are not paying me? Fucking losers. It's a good thing I see the money coming in and going out because I know you are going to lose your asses and go fucking under you mismanaged bunch of dicks. February 8, 2012 0 71.237.31.114
who cares? around the way make things look good I'm fucking floored! Like hell I'm going to take the fall for your "failures of employees". First of all I can't make move unless they make moves first, for god sake I'm just an artist! Not the fucking coordinator, not a magic maker (unless you want to call it that) and not a fucking fall man!Damn right I'm going to tell you like it is 'cause I don't play "be still and be quiet" while you get irate over something I can't control! I work from 9-5 then continue working for FREE FOR YOU from 7pm to god knows when, PLUS Weekends FOR FREE! Just for you to turn around and tell me I need to prioritize. FUCK YOU and your priorities. I put off school work, leisure, sleep, and social engagements to meet all your deadlines for all your programs and your BOSSES programs just to make your asses look marketable. I dare you to replace me - and if you do I hope all your shit comes out looking just like that - SHIT! February 8, 2012 0 71.255.165.78
Peon Hell Advertising Really?? You smug two-faced bastard. I'd love to know if that condescending bitch you just told me I report directly to is giving you blow jobs to keep her job. How the fuck can she take the job I originally applied for, fuck it up to the point that that division got SHUT DOWN, then come back here and take over her old position - which was mine! Three weeks ago you said her and I would be working together. Working together is a far cry from me now being her bitch. Screw you and your fucking mind games. As soon as I find another job I'm gone. Oh and you're "disappointed" in my sales? Maybe if you stopped changing my territory every other week I'd be able to sell something! Yeah, and maybe YOU'RE the one who needs to sit through those 3 day training classes so when I try to implement that sales procedure you'd understand that I'm not going to come back to the office with $5,000 in sales on the first fucking day after them. And when my child is sick it's my ass who's staying home with her - you knew I was a single parent when you hired me. Suggesting that my mother take time off of HER job to watch MY child???? Are you out of your fucking mind????? February 8, 2012 0 98.213.28.3
fuck me barbados fuck me more This fuckin jod is fuckin with my emotions' fuck it February 8, 2012 0 72.51.94.17
KS Here Peon My boss is a Godless slave driving capitalist who keeps telling me how much she believes in Ayn Rand and is an aetheist. All this bitch cares about is cash. She keeps bringing up this shit about lassiez-faire capitalism being the only true value system and "the value of hard work" and crap. I really, really, really, really hate it. I hate her really fake corporate laugh when she talks to me meets with us and her suck-up-corporateness to her boss. I work damn hard. I work way more hours than she does. I come in early every day and work my ass off. She drives her fancy car in and comes in late, even though I have further to drive than she does. I work on weekends and nights, even taking my work home. I get tons of work done! She is a soulless bitch who is going to ruin happiness and this world. Thank God she has not had offspring... February 8, 2012 0 76.180.206.225
THIS IS STILL THE GIRL WHO IS DIRECT YOU PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BITCH THE ONE THING THAT GIVES ME COMFORT IS KNOWING YOUR LIFE GROWING UP WAS AS FUCKED UP AS IT WAS SINCE YOU SHARE IT WITH THE WHOLE OFFICE FOR SYMPATHY EACH TIME YOU TRY TO PUSH YOUR FAT WEIGHT AROUND YOU DESERVING DUSTED CUNT!!!
THE NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE PRAYING FOR YOU, JUST KNOW IT'S THAT THEY'RE PRAYING FOR YOUR FUCKING BRAKES TO FAIL BITCH - THAT'S WHY NONE OF YOUR OWN FAMILY VISITED YOU WHEN YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL, FIGURE IT OUT YOU OLD WASTED ABORTION! February 8, 2012 0 74.105.126.203
frustrated twilight zone teacher lets just dump these kids who have parents that could care less on another planet because they aren't going to do anything with their lives. The parents are trash, the kids are trash. spoiled brats already at five.no your child is not a darling-he's a spoiled brat who is out of control and needs his ass whipped and come to think of it so do you. what are you doing thinking you could be a parent. the world is doomed people. i'm no going to spend time with your child because its a waste of my time. when you show me that you are a parent who cares, i'll be a tcher who cares. untilthen fuck off. February 8, 2012 0 76.97.61.4
IM A BIG GIRL SO IM DIRECT WHEN I HAVE A PROBLEM, YOU PUSSYBITCH You passive-aggressive hot-dog fingered cobweb coochied CUNT. You joke about teaching others to be "fake nice" to our customers and how you're really not that nice. FIRST OF ALL, we ALLL know you're not that nice, because you haven't had something shoved up that rotted cunt in YEARS anyway, so let's just state the obvious. But SECONDLY, YOU'RE NOT THAT GOOD AT FAKING THAT YOU'RE BEING NICE. We ALL know when you're pissed at someone, because you start trying to sabotage them - interrupting constantly on a day when you know they have a lot to get done but then getting irritated if that same person needs to get out of the call queue for a minute to finish an email that they've been trying to write for the last half hour because you won't shut the fuck up! You push off things you are supposed to handle on others. You do some of the very things we are told not do when the boss isn't around and as soon as he is around you start sucking his asshole like the one and only diseased cock you've probably gotten in your lifetime. And then you don't own up when you give one of us incorrect information that makes us look bad and you look good. You fucking wench!
I even confronted you directly to ask if I did something to piss you off and you said no. Yet you talk about being straight up with each other. And still yet you make these bullshit passive-aggressive comments and when I call you on your fucking bullshit you don't say SHIT! AND THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIANT FUCKING PUSSY YOU DUMB BITCH. YOU PLAY GAMES BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DIRECTLY HANDLE A SITUATION WITH THE PERSON INVOLVED. AND YOU ONLY GET AWAY WITH IT BC YOU'RE OUR BOSS' FAG HAG (EMPHASIS ON THE HAG)!
You've already chased out 2 other employees. I proved myself and stuck around here for 3 fucking years. At this point, I hate the job almost as much as I hate you, and I never want to work in customer sevice again, so this is going to be SO FREEING!! Can't wait for you to get "sick" again when we are in a crunch. Why? Because that "crunch" is gonna be wheN I tell you all to fuck off and I'm out of this shithole customer service job. PEACE OUT SUCKA! February 8, 2012 0 204.17.116.130
daniel wales hairdresser/senior stylist FUCK YOU!
iv worked 7 years for you bring you in thousands a month and im ON MINIMUM WAGE!!!!
and you cheeky bastard tried paying me BELOW MIN WAGE for 10 months!
and i KNOW you pay ppl below me more.....if thats not dicrimination what is!!!! February 8, 2012 0 78.145.251.3
aaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh You disgust me, you creepy, fat leech.
Shut up!! Don't talk to me.
Leave me alone, and go take a bath...you stink February 8, 2012 0 91.85.53.41
Joseph Birmingham Call Handler I HATE MY JOB!!!
I sit opposite my bitch of a boss who listens to everything I say. I can't take it anymore! I feel like its a fucking prison! I need to quit. It makes me smoke a millions cigarettes and I constantly stress about the next day.
FML February 8, 2012 0 94.11.41.153
WhyNeedToKnow ADistantLand Mug Dear job, I HATE you!!!!! Rant over! February 8, 2012 0 92.234.225.97
give me some fucking money hell slave Well turns out im not gonna get paid for the work i did last month because it was just some kind of test month. something i feel they could hav fucking told me before i started.
its a shit job. only working at that stupid place to save money, so i can move from this stupid fucking country.
well if you read this fuck you February 8, 2012 0 82.182.17.248
Terri Alberta Slave Fuck I hate my current job..out in the cold all day working with a bunch of lazy cut thoats...not gonna happen anymore. Im done with doing this senseless work...so fucking done...3 fucking degrees and work with people that dont even have grade ten..just cause it pays more...so done with this shit..so fucking done. Not getting outta bed one more day to a job I hate.,..I dont care if I have to file bankruptcy...Im fucking done!!! February 8, 2012 0 96.53.142.234
Shit Upon Nowhere Peon So the "quality" of work is not to your liking? Maybe if you would get off my fucking back and let me do my fucking job the "quality" would improve? Your fool ass is not even reviewing the work qualitatively-you run management reports which you shuffle out to the rank & file demanding updates on by close of business. Here's a fucking tip: the work would get done if there wasn't a daily report as fucking priority 1!
Also, telling everyone that you work early, late, & every weekend isn't inspiring. We all talk about why you do it: you can't keep up with the work and we know you're not fooling your boss. Everybody knows you are on your cell phone all day behind closed doors. Why? Apparently you are a shitty parent on top of being a shitty manager. If your 3 kids weren't such degenerates you wouldn't be on the phone all day with them and their teachers, counselors, coaches and school. February 8, 2012 0 99.42.201.134
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it's just one of those days where you want to ram your fist in someone's face. Stubbled upon this site and this one: http://www.whenitellpeople.com/2012/02/when-i-tell-people-im-manager_07.htm l
gave me such a good laugh. thanks for bringing me down a knotch. zen. February 8, 2012 0 207.34.170.129
Useless Under my Rock Drone Look, I know you're all under immense pressure, but it is not the software's fault that the hardware is a piece of shit. Please stop trying to make me fix problems that I can't fix. The circuits are noisy, the DAQ card is unreliable and if you use a different frequency laser you might expect to get a different maximum range. None of this is actually my fault. February 8, 2012 0 81.159.95.57
Ron New York The only brain in the bunch My boss is a thief. He steals anything that is not nailed down. He is the supervisor of a small town, yet I believe he considers himself an emperor. He will eat your lunch unless you hide it. He also has a severe case of narcisism. He honestly believes that he is the greatest supervisor ever and the most important person in the state. He does not follow the law. Ever. He is the most morrally corrupt person I have ever met. He also dumps his personal problems on me and needs me to tell him how great he is at least twice a week. February 8, 2012 0 69.207.24.205
Kris Quebec Slave I hate my Job. It seemed perfect when I was interviewed now everything is changed.
That bitch force me to work from 10 to 6. And she tells me I'm not a team player.
I hope she knows I am going to change dept. so she'll have even more scheduling problems!!! Fuck you bitch! I have a university degree and she makes me answer the phone and so job a monkey, no a stupid monkey could do. February 8, 2012 0 216.218.29.138
Pissed off the bloody moon shit head My boss just told me what I was thinking. And that I was clearly wrong and what I said I was thinking is not true. I was thinking something else.
HE CAN FUCKING WELL READ MINDS NOW CAN HE! February 8, 2012 0 82.118.120.121
Sticking it To management I showed up late for work again. That's right, you stupid, selfish, scumbags in management. I'm not going to do anything today. I'm going to sit around on your dime. What the fuck are you going to do about it? If you want, you can suck my cock. Otherwise, you won't do anything. You can't do anything. February 8, 2012 0 74.198.9.235
Flopp Uk Data Hey you stupid, incompetant, useless, mad bitch. Wearing what looks like a dead cat on your head is hilarious, cause u think u look great ha ha ha ha ha stupic ugly cow I hate ur guts bitch February 8, 2012 0 213.205.232.101
Correcting my inebriated cowo NY Bitch Hey "fuck you cunt", way to have a bunch of typos, I think you meant years "OFF" your life? You made many typos so I hope you're drunk and ranting bc I'm just angry and ranting haha. I'm thinking you're definitely just drunk considering I work with you and know how she berates us when 5-8 year olds act up and want to jump around AND HAVE FUN! Because children want to focus and be tutored for 3 hours straight with no breaks right?! Die bitch, die. You don't deserve to run your business, there aren't enough harsh profanities to describe my feelings towards you. Keep on keepin' on "fuck you..." February 8, 2012 0 67.81.99.187
Fuck You Cunt Face NY But she lives in dirty jerz Punching Bag You stupid fucking whore, I drink too much water? Sorry that I'm healthy and actually exercise so my body requires hydration in the morning. "I got a physical and including blood testing done in late December and I am in perfect health." Oh I should get a second opinion from another doctor?! Really!? Alright so I have have changed my ways for your cunt face and hardly drink water (maybe 1 sip an hour) while I am working. Ohhh ok bitch, you no longer think its a physical problem so I should it must be a psychological problem that I should see a therapist about!?!!?! Yeah ok, why don't you fucking die, I hate your guts, you are an unreasonable stubborn whore who should have a failed business you demeaning condescending piece of shit you fucking cunt whore piece of fuck!!!!!! If I were to list her transgressions this would be the length of a grad students thesis, i just felt thar highlighting the ridiculousness regarding her complaints of my WATER drinking would be most appropriate. I can't believe I've taken years of my life to work for your scum ass. I wish hell upon your business, burn in the fiery depths of cuntdom. BURN! February 8, 2012 0 67.81.99.187
Amanda IL Pharmacy Technician I work in a small town, with small town people that have small minds. They are afraid of everything! They complain about everything... ALL THE TIME! I'm tired of hearing about their personal lives. I do not want to see pictures of their little snot nose kids. I do not want to eat their nasty food. I do not want to talk about my personal life. If you don't talk about what you do with your personal time on your day off, share pictures, are in the same religion, or feel the same way about everything they do then something is wrong with you. Not to mention that some of them do not bathe and admit to only bathing twice a week so they STINK!!! February 7, 2012 0 98.214.69.243
Sue Hypocrite City Fuck all of you. How you got to where you are is beyond me. Do you any fucking clue what people do and how overworked and stressed they are. Of course not, but you still like to dictate how things should be done. And one more thing, shut the fuck up. All this bullshit about noise noise, and you make the most, as well as all your little angels that you just turn your head to. And the big money makers just joke about it and continue to go on and on like they are the only ones around. Good job, yet again. Keep up the good work. February 7, 2012 0 98.142.249.177
Driven Crazy I have 2 jobs I hate and I'm stuck! My manager at my first job drives me up the wall!! I hate that ugly bitch!! She's rude, talks to me like I'm her child, and gives all her work to me!! Sorry but they don't pay me enough to put up with her bullshit!! We have some really important things going on in a few weeks and I want to quit so bad just so she'll have to be in over her head and know what it feels like to be overworked and underpaid...I mean, why not quit, I have another job!! Unfortunately I hate that job too...my manager is an asshole there, but a little bit more tolerable. We don't get days off that we want and we too are overworked and underpaid!! I can't ever plan doctor appointments or vacations because they may change my schedule the day before!! If I had an important job I would understand, but I'm just a teller!! I'm stuck at these 2 bullshit as jobs with these fucking managers I hate...they drive me to drink and smoke!! I'm stressed, I hate my jobs, and I'm stuck!!! I'm looking for other jobs but this economy sucks and I can't!! February 7, 2012 0 98.94.16.130
Pissed Off Heart of Dixie Pissant Boss at job number one blames me for everything that goes wrong on the job. Ted is going slowly? My fault. Got in a car accident on the way to work? Fuck you. Even when things are going well, I get blamed for something. I don't give a shit if you are facing an unwanted pregnancy, you should have used a condom stupid bitch. I don't get paid four dollars an hour to be your punching bag.
Boss at job two is a dumb fuck bitch. I'm not allowed to check email, but you keep AIM open on your computer. I have a pressing thing to discuss with you and I have to wait for you to finish a conversation online. Fuck you.
Boss at job three is a brain-dead moron.
I hate having to work three jobs to support my family. I hate my life. February 7, 2012 0 76.18.114.60
office drone who dares to be motivated WTF you seriously have a problem with an employee, me, sitting in on a product demonstration ththat's less informative than what's readily available to end users on the fucking internet? What. The. Fuck? How can I sell shit i know nothing about, and you get pissy when i try tonget educated? Threatened much? Compensating for something? Take your small dicked opines elsewhere while i find another fucking job asshole. February 7, 2012 0 75.21.64.7
driver You are a fat ugly worthless piece of shit and if I don't find a new job soon I'm going to end up smashing your disgusting miserable flabby face through your computer screen. You think I like you.. it's sad really. I've never fucking hated anyone or anything more in my life. I want you out of my life. I don't want to hear about your bullshit and how you can't get a decent essay grade because you 'dont have time' and open university is so much harder, no its not, its because you're a thick cunt and you'll never amount to anything. You may aswell give up now. God I fucking hate you. February 7, 2012 0 90.194.101.221
IM DONE I am tired of hating my job and feeling that I less than nothing. I can do better than posting on this website. I am ambitious and dreams. I have to much to offer to the world than feeling sorry for myself. My days of being depressed, bitter, and angry are over.
I will do my best at my current position and make the most of it. I am underpaid, overworked, and underappreciated but this is not permanent. Something is better for me. February 7, 2012 0 199.223.124.14
Sally Somewhere supervisor Okay so I have gladly put up with the total bullshit policy stating because when I was hired I was hired at a minimum wage position, that meant when I was "promoted" to Customer Service/Supervisor position I wouldn't get the pay bump that went with it because I knew it meant I would be getting a lot more hours and in the long run still more money than I had been making.
I even managed to put up with having to train completely lazy inept idiots all the while knowing in the back of my mind they'd be starting off making more than me.
I have stayed late, came in early, not to mention come in on my days off because we were short handed, above mentioned peons called out, or other employee's had a hissy fit over being stuck on the service desk (cry me a fucking river) but hey I didn't mind, more hours for me so I just kept busting my ass.
And YOU really want to give me a "teamwork" speech? Really, over some stupid REWARD CARD BULLSHIT!! SERIOUSLY! Then follow it up with a thinly veiled threat of getting 'out side' people if we couldn't start getting the numbers? Went so far as to say you had just talked to the head of HR about putting up postings huh? That's weird because I happened to get a call about someone interested in if we were hiring, HR happened to walk by so I asked her and she said no we were not hiring and wouldn't be anytime soon... funny huh? February 7, 2012 0 108.4.187.78
Dont Work For Korean Companies seriously, don't live your life like this. I am considering murder. Because you are a harm to the society. February 7, 2012 0 72.43.188.238
Bottom bitch Frozen over hell Warehouse drone Why are you bothering me with accounting bullshit. YOU work in accounting I work in shipping/receiving asking me about why this is out 1000$ dollars is not my concern, your an accountant crunch the numbers and figure it out yourself you old fat cunt.
To my micro managing boss stop wearing fucking cowboy boots at work, you're not a cowboy, you don't live in Texas, fuck off with that big ass belt as well. You fucking phonie fucker. February 7, 2012 0 209.202.3.252
Had enough I started doing this job with honesty, good work ethic, and enthusiasm. I gave it my all and did everything in good faith. What did I get in return? Management ignored me, disrespected me, gave me no recognition and no reward. They pay me less than what I deserve while rewarding the back stabbing, incompetent, ass kissers. They are perfectly happy to keep me and any other worker who is worth his weight where we are. It benefits them to do so. When we perform well, management directly benefits from it.
Well, now I am the opposite of what I used to be:
I come in late every morning and leave early.
I call in sick when I am feeling just fine.
I take multiple, extended breaks throughout the day.
I surf the Internet and play games all day.
In actuality, I probably work no more than a few hours a week. Sometimes less. However, management still pays me a full salary.
You managers do not know I do this. I get away with it because I am smarter than you. It brings me pleasure knowing I am taking advantage of you just as you have taken advantage of me. I do not respect you. Your other employees who feel the same way I do, do not respect you. When I am finished taking advantage of you, I will find a better place to work and I will put in the effort that I am not showing you.
One day, your selfishness and willingness to hurt others for your own advantage will catch up to you. You will pay for it with your own misery or uou will have someone hurt you in return. Most importantly, you will deserve it. Until then, fuck you. I will continue taking advantage of you, and I wish you nothing but the worst life has to offer. February 7, 2012 0 74.198.9.255
Depths of Living HELL Seriously. If I don't find another job...just kill me.
That's all.
Ty.
Death vs. remaining here.
Bloody death would be preferable.
Think I feel a little insane right now.
Ha. Ha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha February 7, 2012 0 174.252.145.80
Maj Florida Supervisor So I get promoted and now I get shit from this fake ass, grandmother bitch who wanted my job because she "feels" she deserves it. All she fucking does is treat me like crap, knit-pick at everything I say do and how I look! WELL I AM SORRY MISS BITCH YOU DIDN'T GET THIS JOB BUT MAYBE IF YOU COULD KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHIT, STOP BELITTLING EVERYBODY and just do your damn job in the first place you would have my new promotion!. She wants to talk about my shirt looking wrinkled, hell I am in a damn truck near 12 hours or more a day!!! Just a whiny bitch who has no self-esteem! These people say that want to work I find them work and they complain or want to pick and choose their own hours! Are you fucking kidding me?? I busted my ass for 5 years putting up with shitty bosses, lieing coworkers and a company that hates me, just to finally get to where I a! And this bitch and her little "followers" want my job when they stated with the company barely a year ago IF that! They want this job just because they are "experienced"... well back off! This is how you get experience and I am still ay better at this job then you, you old, two-faced, backstabbing WANKER! February 7, 2012 0 24.164.38.41
Kit Cloud Kicker Suffolk CO. New York Sr, Microsoft Cloud Migration Started a Job, thought, wow what a good job, fare pay, fare hours (or so i thought). Ended up being a fucking disaster, hours were 50+ with only getting paid for 40, then being told that they will make it worth my while.. Sure.. i believe that.. So i did the benefit of the doubt and was given a day off after 92 hours of overtime.. 1 day.. Fuck you! then add in the mileage i drove, the time i invested and honestly doing an IT migration of a total company all single handed was a disaster waiting to happen.. Then having a boss who seems to think everything is just cut and paste is fucking insane! Shortly after being employed there a family member got really sick, heart attack, i needed to take an hour off, so that i could go to the hospital, after working an entire weekend of overtime, and they dock my pay for the hour i took to go to the hospital. Fuck you! I quit yesterday, and honestly feel so much better.. Let some other chump do that shit.. Id rather be broke and jobless then be employed by a company that seems to think they own me.. February 7, 2012 0 24.184.10.87
Monsoon Earth The stupid one Stupid Jennifer !!!!! You fucking bitch. You always say your title as head is such a burden, u scare if we do wrong they put you in jail!!!!!!! You made it sound like they foist the title and responsibilities on you!!!!But I learnt now that u went and ask for IT!!!!! Fuck off you bloody faker!! I gave u six Years and u don't even bother to fight for a promo for me?????? You hv bloody 6 figure bonuses!!! But gave us small scrapes only! I work all the hours for u and I get nothing!! Fine when I dump the letter on you , u better pray hard u find another pansy to do the work!! I curse u to remain a sad pathetic spinster for the rest of your pathetic life!!!!!!! February 7, 2012 0 202.46.123.10
here we go again at this place Happened again - NO HELP and you are stuck with me - the world's worst employee. Who is there when you need help on Sunday and to come in at odd hours and do deliveries at 8 in the am? Better think twice about all the "WRONG" things I do,bitch. February 7, 2012 0 76.190.186.139
Disturbed Hell Hard Work! Got a new fucking Boss who thinks (literary) he is GOD and a know it all. He worries about the simplest things ....very pathetic mfucker! He lets his close people have exam leaves but when it came to me....he refused twice. I was supposed to be sitting for 1 exam today and another tomorrow...but this sonofabastard dickhead is sooooo insecure and has tried soo many fucking times to put me down. I will dancing on your death bed very soon. February 7, 2012 0 196.41.37.234
J NYC SECURITY GUARD its me again to share my rant with ya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbqIguKHXQ&context=C3a9f2b3ADOE gsToPDskIiloOAh0RKxWi7JfrrdWLY February 7, 2012 0 24.228.81.31
123 456 789 Second day off.
you fucking idiots.
I call the manager, now if he is not passing on messages the fuck you.
This whole job is a joke asoon as i find something else i'm off. February 7, 2012 0 124.182.58.209
sad little english teacher idaho/costa rica teacher the year i got my teaching certificate, they lay of 900 teachers. so i think, hmmm... might as well go do something interesting and exciting. i came to costa rica to teach english to all the people working outsourced jobs from american companies. they lied to me, never reimbursed my plan ticket, don't ever pay me my full sallary and never sponsored me for a work visa.that means i am an illegal immigrant with no legal rights, no health insurance, no labor laws, etc. so now i'm stuck living paycheck to paycheck with such a shitty schedule i never have time to actually explore costa rica or make friends. and my boss is a mean cruel bitch. who doesn't seem to think that any of those factors i just named should be allowed to affect me in anyway. about thirty people have quit in the last year, so the remaining people get stuck cleaning up the garbage they dumped behind. i think about quitting and going home everyday, but then what would i have? no money, college loan debt, and living out of my car or in my old room that is now my mom's sewing room???? Fuck this economy! Outsourcing is the worst thing that has ever happened to America. February 7, 2012 0 186.15.3.209
D Massachusetts Bartender My boss simply does not like me because I know his ex girlfriend and she very openly has a thing for me. He''s extremely unprofessional about this and on several occasions his personal attacks have made it back to me. I'm sorry you tiny dicked, Mexican motherfucker. Blow me. Maybe she just wasn't into faggots. I cannot wait to quit this fucking job. February 7, 2012 0 209.6.51.19
I Hate Triple Play Customers You Triple Play Customers are some real A$$holes you bastards expect to get everything free when you call our company you make me sick. Dont call requesting a tech to drive out and fucking wire and install your fucking cable boxes for free, we are running a business which means we are out to make money you dumb bastards.To all you cheap low life scum bag customers would you work for free ? No, so why do you expect us to ? My day is spent arguing with stupid cheap dumb azz customers who want something for nothing F*ck you cheap bastard February 7, 2012 0 108.14.204.253
ann NY dish rag Mo is a real cheap and selfish bastard, he cheats his employees and lies to them and then smugly and arrogantly talks down to them. He is full of himself and is petty and crooked. February 6, 2012 0 108.27.78.46
FUCK THEM HOES Hoes gone always gone be Hoes... JB February 6, 2012 0 99.7.102.85
working with idiots FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 6, 2012 0 76.0.215.56
Fuck this job Work sucks. Any bitch manager that thinks he's tough inside an office barking orders is pathetic. Try not to get to pissed off about it. Feel sorry for the bitch because his fatass wife probably treats him like shit and he's got nothing else in life. Thank God there are other jobs out there. I'll even take a fucking paycut to get away from bitches who think they're not the fucking losers that they are. Fuck this fucking job and go fuck yourselves. February 6, 2012 0 24.12.164.10
Tired of it San Diego work for a bulldog
Our bulldog manager wants to know when we take our lunches and where we go. I have worked in this division for 12 years and never had that done. She has been our bulldog manager who micro manages everything for 2 years. The first year we didn't notice it, she had surgery and was on vacation because she had excess vacation hours. But this past year her claws come out and so do her fangs.
We used to have a cheerful atmosphere and now it's silent. One of my co-workers who is retiring next month says he feels her watching him and how he can't even fart without her knowing. This is like how the Soviet Union was with Big Brother watching. I can't work like that.
There needs to be training on how that type of management hurts a company's morale, reduces productivity and self esteem.
If she has so much time to know what we are all doing, then WHAT IS SHE DOING??? WHAT WORK IS SHE PRODUCING??? WHAT HAS SHE GOT TO OFFER TO THE TABLE??? She's nothing but an overpaid WATCHDOG! February 6, 2012 0 72.207.114.200
nothing nowhere nobody WHY THE HELL DO YOU GIVE ME SHIT TO DO THAT YOU TELL ME I CAN'T DO? WHY DO YOU TELL ME TO ASK THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE OFFICE QUESTIONS YOU WANT ANSWERS TO THAT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ASK BECAUSE IT'S FOR YOUR SHIT? YOU WON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO ANYTHING, YOU JUST DUMP YOUR SHIT ON ME AND THEN FREAK OUT WHEN I GET THE SLIGHTEST THING WRONG. i GET SHIT WRONG BECAUSE YOU WON'T EXPLAIN HOW TO DO THIS FUCKING SHIT THE WAY YOU WANT IT INSTEAD OF THE OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT WAY THAT I CAN FIND OUT ONLINE.
AND YOU, BIGGEST BITCH IN THE OFFICE. I HAVE SENIORITY, NOT YOU. CUT THE FUCKING QUEEN OF EVERYTHING ATTITUDE AND TALK TO YOUR FUCKING CLIENTS RATHER THAN LETTING THEM SIT ON HOLD WHILE YOU SHRUG AND ROLL YOUR FUCKING COW EYES AT ME.
FUCK YOU, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE A RANCID BITCH TOMORROW, YOU ALWAYS ARE, FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. February 6, 2012 0 96.54.111.251
Thesmartone Saskatchewan Waitress when every waitress is a dirty crack hoe but you.
when your restaurant is upstairs but the kitchen is downstairs so you have to run 18 stairs everytime food is ready.
when your the only one who runs for food.
when you serve your table their food and someone wants and extra sauce so you have to run back down.
when you consistantly get the shitty slow section.
when the waitresses all get drunk and high instead of doing their job, making you the only one who keeps the restaurant functioning.
when you catch your table walking out and listen to 10 bull shit stories before they finally realize they cannot get out of it.
when you need a shift off and the person who takes it pretends she never even had that conversation with you so you end up having to go in.
when you start at 4:30pm and work till 3am even though you should have been first to leave but you get screwed over everytime.
when you get scheduled to start at 7, come to work, there are no sections left to take, so you clean everyone elses shit, then they all leave to party and you get the empty dirty restaurant to yourself to clean.
when someone gets to leave and you really want to but you be nice because another girl really wants to go home and sleep so you let her go first, THEN SHE STAYS AND DRINKS AND GETS HIGH.
WHEN YOU GET A GOOD BUSY SECTION FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU HAVE POTENTIAL TO ACTUALLY MAKE TIPS FOR ONCE BUT THE OTHER WAITRESSES ALL GET TRASHED AND CLEAN NOTHING AND NEVER RUN DOWN FOR FOOD MAKING YOU TOO BUSY TO TEND YOUR TABLES WELL.
WHEN THERE ARE PILES OF EMPTY CUPS ON ALL THE OTHER WAITRESSES TABLES AND THE BAR HAS NO MORE CUPS SO EVERYTIME SOMEONE ORDERS A DRINK YOU HAVE TO SCAVENGE THE RESTAURANT FOR A CUP, WASH IT, AND THEN WAIT ON THE BAR TENDER TO MAKE IT.
WHEN THERE ARE 7 CRATES OF PLATES TO BE TAKEN DOWNSTAIRS AND YOUR THE ONLY PERSON TO TAKE THEM DOWN.
WHEN YOUR BOSS SENDS GIRLS HOME FOR BEING DRUNK, WITH NO PUNISHMENT, LEAVING YOU TO CLEAN THEIR ENTIRE DIRTY SECTIONS AFTER THEY LEAVE AND CLOSE THE BAR WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO LEFT.
WHEN YOUR MANAGERS SECTION BECOMES DEAD AND YOUR SECTION FINALLY GOT A FEW TABLES AND SHE MAKES YOU SWITCH HER SECTIONS EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NOTHING AND NOBODY IN HER SECTION EXCEPT FOR DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES FOR YOU TO CLEAN.
WHEN GIRLS WHO START AFTER YOU GET THE BEST SECTION, THEN WHEN THEIR SECTION DIES BECOME THE SHOOTER GIRL AND MAKE PURE PROFIT ALL NIGHT TILL THE WHOLE PLACE DIES OUT AND THEN SHE GOES HOME AND YOU GET STUCK CLEANING ALL HER TABLES AND MESSES AND MADE NOTHING BUT SHITTY MINIMUM WAGE ALL NIGHT.
WHEN YOU ARE THE BEST WAITRESS EVER AND YOU DON'T GET A TIP BUT INSTEAD, YOUR TABLE IS FRIENDS WITH ANOTHER GIRL YOU WAITRESS AND TIP HER BECAUSE THEY KNOW HER INSTEAD OF YOU.
WHEN TIPS ARE NOT SHARED.
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A PORTER.
WHEN THE MOST FUCKED UP OLD MEN COME ON TO YOU.
FML.
This is when you know you should just quit but for some reason still stick around.. February 6, 2012 0 64.201.221.222
Jacob Wa Retail manager Ah fucking sick of dealing with this shit.
15 yr old employees who have no fucking work ethics or anything they think there being paid to fucking take free drinks and chat to each other
Sick of their stupid little dramas and sick of useless co managers who don't do their jobs properly but feel they have the right to bitch about me
Fuck you all seriously cos ive had enough of this bullshit company and the fake people who are all smiles but bitching behind my back February 6, 2012 0 124.182.58.7
a b c I can't deal with these fucking Indians anymore. They are everywhere and they all lie, cheat, and scam their way through life. There is something seriously wrong with their culture. They are systematically destroying every industry they manage to infest with their fake credentials and bad morals and work ethic. Don't ever trust Indians. They will steal and back stab you the second they get the opportunity. February 6, 2012 0 76.10.172.49
Dennis North Dakota Sales So I fucking move from California to North Dakota (where I swore I would never be again) so we can execute our plan of me finding a job and being with you while you looked for work that would take us back to California. I found a great job and despite being in this fucked up, back asswards state, I was happy to be anywhere with you. After a year you decide you are not in love with me and that you want to move to Chicago alone? Cunt. I know not a soul here, I left my friends and family to realize our dream, I quit my ganja habit, I have nothing but this job, and I am living in a motel. I hate this fucking state. I like my job, but I cannot stand to breathe. Winter is a nightmare. Spring is disgusting and windy. Summer is a joke. Fall is just time to worry about Winter. I am fucking outta here in three weeks. No job lined up, 2K in cash, no belongings, just my car and a dash home to California to heal my broken heart. Fucking lying bitch that falls into the category of just another person who let me down. Oh yea, did I mention I am 47 years old, have no savings, no retirement, and no place to live? Thanks alot, honey. You really are a piece of work. February 6, 2012 0 64.122.58.87
Heisenburger a number Dear Jason,
You are a worthless cum bubble and I would like to kick you in the teeth you ugly fuckstick. February 6, 2012 0 121.217.114.33
Kill me now I fucking hate this job. The deadlines, the paperwork, the clients, the service providers, the staff, all the players. If the taxpayers only knew the waste of funds that occur on a daily basis for stupid shit. I work like a fucking slave. No sleep. On call. Bullshit. I have to get another fucking job. February 6, 2012 0 174.252.180.189
digital dogsbody hell slave ok this is getting ridiculous. this poxy job is grinding me into the ground, the absurd deadlines, the pressure, the stress, the workload, it is just unrelenting and there is no let up whatsoever. i have never known anything like it. i have worked in a few places but this place cracks the whip almost non stop. it has got to the stage i am feeling ill had suffering sleeplessness and chest pains from all the tension, and i come home at night and just worry about the next day and the next. i have to ask myself is this fucking place really worth it?? February 6, 2012 0 88.109.28.82
Hater Hell What a BITCH!! You do NOTHING....and you talk all day yet you have the nerve to email me this BS....". If you would like to keep this shift I would suggest that instead of standing around hindering others from working you would be at your desk working also. I saw you earlier this week talking." OMG....talking is one of the 7 deadly sins so I guess I'm going to burn in hell. Oh, wait a minute....I'm already burning in HELL. SO SCREW OFF!! I have turned in my notice. I'm DONE. I will not be shit on by you useless outsourcing fuckers any more. This company wont be here much longer because little by little they are outsourcing jobs. I'm getting out before they fire everyone and close the doors. I feel SO MUCH BETTER knowing I'm done. If they think they will get ANY work out of me the next week they can suck it. In fact....I think I will actually TALK to people. HA!! How do you like that you assholes???? February 6, 2012 0 74.11.1.34
AGHH HELL MINION AGGHHHHHHHHHH
thank you for listening February 6, 2012 0 82.118.120.121
Brenda Sue So nice to be back at work after major surgery and right away get ordered to move cartons of copy paper. Luckily I saw it coming and presented a letter from my doctor, stating that I cannot lift anything heavier than 10 pounds. My boss summoned his cocksucking assistant to move the cartons instead and literally threw the letter at me. I could tell he was furious but there's nothing he can do. No one welcomed me back or said they missed me. No flowers or get-well card or even a phone call asking how I was. The HR rep was nicer than the people I've worked with for 10 years, and that's not saying much. I've long since given up on anyone in this office acting humanely. February 6, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
nope here cant say Fuck you! You lazy miserable bitch. Thank you work rant I feel better! February 6, 2012 0 208.54.86.228
Piss the fuck off DAY OFF TODAY!
BACK INTO MISERABLE HELL TOMMOROW!
YAY! February 6, 2012 0 124.182.58.209
kitkat That fucking bitch at work thinks I am deaf. She called over the fucking intercom five times for me to remove carts from the lot. This gets to be a real pain in the ass after a while. Those bitches are heavy, and people who don't have to do it have no idea what it's like. I don't believe they consider that work. It tires the shit out of me. Anyway, when I got tired of hearing her fucking voice over the fucking intercom, like a goddamn broken record, ( i didn't 'jump to it"right away when i first heard it,can you blame me ? I was still recovering from the last time i had to remove the carts from the lot. It takes a while for me to cool down, I'm on a medication that makes me sweat as a side effect, and this has nothing to do with the way I act, it would drive anybody crazy, probably the fact that I was on it saved me from hitting her.) I blurted out" I'm going to smack that bitch !" And this fucking nosy bitch went up to my boss and told her. I don't understand why she had to do that. Fucking loud - mouth bitch. I got called to the office and amazingly didn't get fired, only reprimanded, to make a long story shorter. February 6, 2012 0 72.91.34.164
Jc South east Working with Thomastank engine My actual job is fine. It's the fuc#ing knobs that work there. A complete prick sits on his Throne, has no man management skills what so-ever and just try's to fuck peoples lives up and make them as miserable As possible. Yet he still use's company work car to travel the other side of the country for his own pleasure. Use's man power that are suppose to be working, to move and fix his own home up. Go drinking and gets workers to pick him up and drop him home, whilst there suppose to be working!
He employs his family around him so he becomes pretty much untouchable. One of whom is a complete fucking knob, takes the piss out of everyone and thinks he is the next big thing. Just want to smash his fucking face in and watch him squirm in pain.
Then the lazy prick that sits next to me does fuck all. Never does there job properly and seeing as the job is pretty much safety based, not doing it properly should get the lazy fucker sacked. Sits there moaning and groaning till someone turns round and says you can go home early. Stupid lazy cunt.
Then there is the tit that sits in the corner. Who books himself in on overtime while he goes round some womens house to shag her. This is while his other half is at home asleep and he should be at work cause he is booked in. But he will get his nice little wage packet at the end of the month knowing a percentage of it was earned whilst hanging out the back of some tart, while we are at work doing all the shit jobs. I bet these cunts love there fucking job, wankers. Really hope the shit hits the fan at some point. Just the thought of these pricks getting caught out makes me laugh. I feel better. Take care February 6, 2012 0 90.210.138.210
davi oh sales person Fuck those asshole customers that put shit back where they find it. i get sick have the clean up after grown asshole and fuck my boss for giving me the shittiest hours for three got damn weeks in a row February 6, 2012 0 24.92.136.100
JohnnyBoy NYC Security Officer Says it all about my miserable job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbqIguKHXQ&list=HL1328415729&am p;feature=mh_lolz February 5, 2012 0 108.6.110.167
HAUTE ENGLAND CLEANER Hey Chrlotte you fucking ass wipe. get ur head outta ur anus you can smell your own shit. dont you ever threaten me again with your stupid douche bag winge and wine, i wanna rip your fucking voice box out. screechy bitch.
So clever arnet you well guess fucking what?? i took a shit in your binn,, asta la vista mother fuckerrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 5, 2012 0 188.222.209.113
Scorpion More saving. More doing? Csr Dear dumb ass customers...I work at a call center for a major appliance supply store...one of the major ones. I don't really give a flying fuck if you take your business to a competitor. I make 12 bucks an hour and barely get 30 hours a week. I really don't give a rat bastard fuck if this is the last time you buy from this company. Stop yelling at me. It wasnt ME that fucked up your delivery, installation, refund or order in the first place. Most of you talk so much shit over the phone that you would never dare do to my face. Stop calling in with the babies screeching and crying in the background, dogs barking, and husbands/wives bitching in the background. I'm the one trying to help you resolve the issue so stop treating me like shit just because you can. Oh your fridge has a dent? Your microwave was delivered later than expected? Cry me a damn river. February 5, 2012 0 174.253.119.58
Frankie Jupiter Flyer Fuck you Toine, you insecure, jealous, manipulative little piece of shit. I hope you rot in hell you fucking asswipe.
Go back to that shithole you came out of (your mother) February 5, 2012 0 88.188.104.138
sayoko japan HBIC WENDY U FUKIN WHORE, I CANT BELIEVE UR SUCH A FUKIN ANAL CUNT, EVERYDAY I SEE YOU I FEEL LIKE RIPPING YOUR HAIR OUT AND USING IT TO SMACK YOU IN THE FACE YOU FAT UGLY DRESSED BITCH! I CANT WAIT TILL I PISS ON YOUR GRAVE U HOE February 5, 2012 0 121.203.71.142
Georgie Australia retail Dear Abby, fuck off you miserable troll and don't ever harrass me during my day off again.
Steve, you are a lazy and stupid waste of space.get fucked. February 5, 2012 0 114.76.141.39
brutally undervalued worker Cheryl White is the most vile person in the whole universe. Somebody please murder her. February 5, 2012 0 77.44.96.35
7 2 1 Hi,
This is not the job I signed up for - i.e. what's written in the position description.
If this doesnt change with in the next four weeks.
I'm looking for other work.
Shouldn't be difficult to understand this.
The rubbish - Cleaners take out the rubbish ( that's in there position decription )
Moving Users - The facalities manager can organise this it is not up to US.. to constnantly move staff and the re-patch phones excetra.
Admin work - Get the receptionists / EA's to do there fucking job
I get paid alot of money right - but let me do my fucking job.
I moved over to this state for career advancement - Plugging in a USB stick and checking if a file is on there is a fucking joke - Carrying something like a backpack with a light laptop in it is not i repeat NOT my fucking responsibility - The STAFF have brains and legs arms feet just like us in Information technology.
Starting work at 7:00 AM and finishing at 5:15 AM IS NOT my job and once again NOT in the position description. So stop asking me to come in early. I mean I'm happy to do that.. but put me on FULL-TIME employment not a contract basis.
Additionally there is a service desk that can do the outlook signatures - for the love of god this is NOT DESKTOP support.
Anyhow I'm fucking done ranting for today considering its sunday and I'm not at work - but fuck sake sort your shit out.
Regards,
Unhappy employee. February 5, 2012 0 124.182.58.209
chacha colorado office So this fuckign construction worker who is like thirty years older then me wont stop creeping me out with flirtaous requests etc. When i tell my manager? "Ohy hahahaha sucks to be you" ignroes teh sexual harrasment! THEN! THEN! We close in teh middle of teh day and then come back, i tell the construction worker If any customers come in with their dogs just explain to them your only the construction worker and the office is closed. THE FUCKING IDIOT takes one in nonetheless i now have a dog with no phone number, no shots etc! She's not even in our system! So if the dog gets hurt we can't call the owner etc, ALL BECAUSE THIS IDIOT keeps trying to do my fuckin job! your= are a construction worker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT AN ANIMAL HANDLER FUCK OFF YOU OLD CREEPER! it's bad enough i have to deal with all the mean fat cunts at my work i dont need you making my life harder! getting me in trouble!! February 4, 2012 0 72.19.189.198
jude england support worker Bitch bitch bitch thats all i ever hear at work im a support worker so i should never realax getvport worker so i should have no life never see my boyfriend get phoned up on my rare days off to work oh fuck off i hate it all i want to do is go to work come home and relax see my boyfriend and have my own life but noooooo fucking not aloud im just a name to fill in a box on the rota well fuck it. the management are fucking stupid and my co-workers are bitches and dicks the and clair fuck u u nasty no nothing bitch slut cunt thats what u are die fucking die twat. February 4, 2012 0 178.110.71.210
Strawberries Japan Production and Quality Control FUCK YOU INAIZUMI, KIYOHARA AND NAKAJIMA! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKING PRICKS AND ASSHOLES. I SHOULD SHOOT YOU. February 4, 2012 0 59.143.250.4
me here slave I know I worked in a medical office before but training me for 2 hours on the front desk at my new job ? I am human...I make mistakes...now I am getting in trouble for making errors when your lack of training caused the issue in the first place ?
Oh and no I will not shampoo carpets, vacuum, sanitize toys, wash windows, etc. Hire a FUCKING CLEANING SERVICE you cheap bastards. I don't get paid enough then when me and the other workers DO clean we get chastised for not doing it right or not doing enough? Then DO IT YOURSELF !!! You ask me at the meeting , in front of everybody, why the trash in the break room hasn't been taken out ? Ask whoever bagged it and threw it against the back door....wasn't ME! I didn't even go in the break room that day ! There are 10 other people working here who are just as capable of walking to the dumpster ! You "made" me take it out in front of everyone because the meeting could not go on until it was done. Seriously. A bag full of shredded paper was holding up the meeting. Get a fucking life.
My list of job duties (not mentioned in the interview) gets longer every day but my pay doesn't increase. You keep interrupting me all the live long day to tell me something else to do then I never get anything completed !!!!
Oh and pulling charts and insurance authorizations for a MINIMUM of three weeks out is insane. Don't you know we end up having to RE-DO ALL those days because appointments are added DAILY ?? Let's just make double the work for ourselves. That's awesome.
My 2nd week I had a call on hold and had to ask you a question because the office was out to lunch. You told me if I had read the employee manual I would know the answer. Really. Well the caller is on hold needing and aswer about their contact lens prescription so can you just tell me and I will go back and RE-READ your 100 page BIBLE that is on the computer becasue you wont let us PRINT the damn thing ?? (wastes too much paper you say). BUT NO, you told me the exact page to go READ and then I would know the answer. BUT according to the BIBLE you wrote we are not supposed to leave a call on hold for more than 60 seconds. HMMMMMM contradictory, isn't it ?? Tell me when in the hell I have time to read 100 pages on the computer !
IT's not just me who can't stand it. Why do you think you lost almost ALL your employees about 3 months ago ? Why are we all "new hires" ? Take a look at yourself and you might find the answer.
We are ALL frustrated by your OCD / NAZI style of management. Employees are leaving like rats off a sinking ship and I just might be next. One of the new hires worked a week and told me she absolutely freaking HATED the job and had never seen a place like it. She left. We all talk. You can't stop that you silly , silly owner. Telling us being facebook friends is PROHIBITED is not going to stop us from talking. What's next ? No lunch together? My mama always said if you don't want people to talk about you, don't give them anything to talk about. We ALL talk and we are ALL upset.
Oh and by the way the "notebook" where we sign in and out is a total joke. We have no time clock !!! WTF !! You expect us to be there 15 minutes before we open to get everything up and running and count the drawer but you don't pay us for it ???? Gee, that wasn't mentioned in the interview. Oh and lunch is 1 hour....unless you are helping a customer and have to leave 10 minutes late for lunch.....but you don't get paid for that 10 minutes....because lunch is an hour. You don't get to come back 10 minutes later....because you have to be back at your regularly scheduled time. WHAT A CROCK !!!!!
The 3 emergency sick days per year are a joke too. Like I have 100 dollars to spend on a dr visit to get a dr note just because I am out with a cold. I have no insurance ...get real.
I swear, no wonder you are losing people. The work load is completely overwhelming and the "rules" are insane. I have never worked for such a horrible office. How are we supposed to give good service to the patients when we are all so stressed out and overworked ? Learn how to treat your employees and they will treat you well in return. We are humans, not robots. Oh and a little praise would go a LONG way. February 4, 2012 0 71.88.207.126
go fuck yourself you fucking bitch from hell So out of the goodness of my heart I accept this fucking 12 hour shift....was tired but in a good mood when I got to work this morning, and you fucking bitch of a charge nurse decide to make my day a living hell by berating me and talking down to me in front of the other staff.....and basically telling the doctors to take pens, etc. from my desk because I am so unimportant and irrelevant here. FUCK YOU if you EVER THINK I am going to accept another 12 hour shift....I don't give a flying fuck if you can't find anyone to take the shift, you can do without the services of a unit clerk.....you decided to treat me like crap so this is what you get......I have other casual jobs that I can work, I don't need this fucking place......oh, and I will let the dept manager know on Monday why I am refusing daytime shifts from now on, so the next time they are stuck and have no one to cover a shift and I say no "just because" then they can all blame you, you smelly old menopausal fucking bitch February 4, 2012 0 207.195.1.6
Not worth it So I'm ill, and called in on Friday. Think that I could get some damn sleep? No. sleep disturbance waking all freakin night thinking about that damn job blah blah blah. Listen bitch. I told you I'm leaving. You really are dumber than I originally thought. That means - d o n ' t g I v e m e m o r e work. Fuckssake I didn't realize you're a damn retard. Ignorance.
Maybe it's that cheap hairspray you douse your over processed hideous hair with every 10 seconds to keep the crispy parts down. Oh and do you ever not look like a whore? I don't see any eligible or decent men around that need impressing. If you have to work that hard at your appearance, btw, anyone with intellect would wonder what's underneath (several mental health disorders I'm guessing). Btw whore, FUCK OFF. February 4, 2012 0 174.252.187.24
Little Bo Peep A former employee was reportedly overheard making threats to "get even"; it was reported to company security & HR and what did they do? Nothing! Apparently nobody can do anything until he shows up with a small arsenal and shoots us all. Since I'm the receptionist, I would be the first one down. It's happened other places -- but the company could care less. "Just call security if he shows up." Yeah, while he's blowing my brains out I'll be sure to do that. My fuckwit co-workers actually think it's funny and go around making machine-gun sounds. February 4, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
This is Bullshit!! My boss thinks he is perfect meanwhile he is a fucking cocksucker POS
thinking he is better than anybody well fuck you!!! February 4, 2012 0 69.117.173.166
cowboyathlete Houston, TX doormat Half the local movers and shakers in my field have thanked me for something I have done recently at work? Will I get such gratitude from my boss? Doubtful. February 3, 2012 0 70.244.32.51
Disillusioned Toilet Swirl, US degree+working hard = shit Soooooooooo, what I've learned is that lazy-ass, two-faced suck-leech managers who screw around at work, IF they even bother to show up, get to keep their jobs, while hard-working, dedicated and honest people are driven out. Ooh, and if a manager gets caught blowing off work for two years, THEY STILL GET TO KEEP THEIR JOB!!!!!!
HR spends their time making up surveys and training sessions demanding accountability from everyone -- except, you guessed it - management! Wasting everyone's time with hypocritical lies apparently justifies HR's existence. If HR does anything except make sure the employees get paid on time, they should be fired/shot/pissed on, in that order. Fucking fat-ass, lying HR piece of shit! Yeah, I'm talking to you, Marian!
These walking shit-bags still get their health insurance and salary -- meanwhile, my savings is gone, the tiny retirement savings is half-gone, and we're seriously thinking of selling our house of 20 years for less than it's worth and becoming nomads. We spent our savings and retirement so that we could pay for health insurance and copays. $1200 a month for two people!!!
If you have it, NEVER give up your universal health care -- EVER -- or the corporate health insurance vultures will take over and pick your bones dry! America is run by a bunch of money-thirsty pirates who don't give a shit about anyone except themselves and their brokers. The rich get ever richer and the rest can just fuck off and die, literally. Get sick? Die! Cost the insurance company (and therefore your company) too much? Get fired, then die!
If Americans weren't in a fucking stupor from reality television and high-fructose corn syrup, we would rise up and burn the fucking insurance companies to the ground. Be we are pathetic little sheep happy for the opportunity that one day the rich might trickle down on us. Fuck them all! Fuck them all to hell!!!!!!!!!! February 3, 2012 0 72.0.165.82
teller anything kansas nobody that counts I work at a bank. My bank is in to all of the big names in consulting like shussknoff and rock emmrick. They pay us nothing not even a fucking merry xmas and we are supposed to sell everything and my fucking teller supervisor has screaming meltdowns when the manager is away for days pushing team hooplah. Biggest sales for the month get to park closer to the door. I have less in my pocket than when I started. I hate my job. I have no respect for my bosses whose bonus depends on our sales of services while we get nada. psss. Now we are supposed to vacume cars out when they come thru the drive-thru. No joke! February 3, 2012 0 72.205.234.73
dude dude plac senior dude reading other peoples rants made me feel better...thank you February 3, 2012 0 69.120.85.26
Donna California Customer Service For as few times as i fuck up, I sure feel like shit when it happens! FUCK. I asked for help from EVERYONE and nobody fucking came through. So now I look like a dumbass to a brand new customer, I try to leave because I'm sick and vomiting all day and I'm STILL working while home and apologizing when it's my boss who schedules too much for so few employees (3 who are at work consistently). Really? We're 2 people down and you think it's a good time to onboard new customers, deploy a new product with NO training, all around the first of the month. Do people not even fucking think when they plan shit? February 3, 2012 0 108.85.168.196
Help me I HATE my job Last week I gave up. Admitted my mistake and my stupidity re getting an obviously worthless degree. Degrees. Yes that's right. Had to go back and get the second one like a dumb fuck and now can't even get a job in my field because I relocated to educational and professional HELL. So I'm here to put some positive energy into the universe and BEG to get that job. Only one more obstacle you overcome and it's mine. Want to hear it again? I am a fuckwit. I made a mistake. For the love of all that's sacred I need this job. February 3, 2012 0 174.252.155.108
Me Hell Slave FUPMIHYDAIHMDWUAH February 3, 2012 0 75.67.191.92
fed up with all this shit Fuck you rana, fuck you Sharon and judy. do what i do everyday then You can tell me what im doing wrong. Motherfucking assholes. February 3, 2012 0 208.54.35.217
your favorite SECURITY OFFICER yep its me again on workrant live from nyc fuck security! fuck my boss! fuck my coworkers! why?! heres why!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbqIguKHXQ&context=C3ed1c9 7ADOEgsToPDskIiloOAh0RKxWi7JfrrdWLY February 3, 2012 0 198.83.125.216
cable guy england tech Why when the union have confirmed with the directors, are we still bullied into working beyond our hours, we are given too much work to do the job properly, if we do do our job properly we need to hand jobs back which effects your productivity and no doubt the managers bonus, so we are threatened with our jobs, or if we don't do all the checks, and fly round the jobs, with no lunch break we are audited and if failed 3 times we get disciplined. It's a no win situation. If only Mr branson new what shite the small people have to do to make them all rich . Tuuuurdd city February 3, 2012 0 2.100.212.173
Want To Kill Things With a Rusty Axe First of all, how would you like it if I were to tell you to PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE ON HOLD for a YEAR??? Hmmmmm???? For the next YEAR, until January 2013, my life is on HOLD. I can't even ENJOY MYSELF ANYMORE because of this BULLSHIT. And then the rest of you FUCKS wonder why I'm suicidal. Well LOUISA, why don't you ask yourself this????????? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO CALL ME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????? HUH??????? YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WASTED TWELVE YEARS OF MY LIFE FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKED UP, ARROGANT, RUDE, PRESUMPTUOUS, INCONSIDERATE, MINDLESS, LOWLIFE, BUTT-FACED MISCREANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR FINGERS HAVEN'T FALLEN OFF, YOU STILL HAVE THE ABILITY TO TALK, YOU DON'T HAVE STRESS IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE. I hate you. I hate you for breathing. Fuck you, fuck the lot of you. February 3, 2012 0 124.149.99.166
Someone VA I'm so sick of the double standard here at work. This dumb cuntrag gets to go home early at least once a week, and everyone else is stuck in this miserable shithole waiting til 5 o'clock. The manager should get his shit straight and treat that piece of shit like the rest of us, and notice she's the most incompetent waste of oxygen that has ever walked this earth. FUCK. February 3, 2012 0 71.114.108.79
nice person me Fuck u u foreign buyers,read the description first you fuckin numpty. February 3, 2012 0 90.215.59.104
A pawn in the machine Coop uk Slave FML,
1, managers that have never & cant do our job.
2, Self righous arrogant arseole customers.
3, Thick bastards
4, Targets made up out of thin air with no thought. (yeah c-sat CUNTS)
5, Who fucking needs to call at 4am on saturday, No fucker with a life
Call centres are the modern way of coal mines and cotton mills.
Slavery is still here.
Lets pay the staff who do the work f-all and "management" more like incompenant pricks £58k to organise parties.... for there brown nosing turds. February 3, 2012 0 86.22.249.188
Mrs Toiler Corner Cube CYA I refuse to cooperate with the nonsense requests of this ass of an office manager because she is not my boss and because she tries to make people do extra work just for the sake of making herself feel important. If she has a valid request, I help her. The nonsense requests, I ignore or reject. Now she is pissed off because I do not bow to her demands and she is trying even harder to be a pestering nasty fart.
You know, bitch, I happen to be your superior. And I have seniority. And I have a brain. Go ahead, keep playing your little games. You think that you are so fucking brilliant and devious, but really you are just digging your own grave. Please keep up this bullshit so that I can have the great delight of seeing you fired. February 3, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
Why do I bother? Seriously Why do I bother? It's cold, it's due to snow in a couple of days and yet you still want us to have the door open even though every other shop in the lane has their door closed. Yes, I know we have a wall heater but you put a display stand in front of it therefore rendering it useless. The heater we have behind the counter does f**k all especially when you want us to be out from behind there as much as possible. Even customers are saying how cold it is inside. You will probably save a lot more electricity if you turned off the pointless heaters and CLOSED THE DOOR! February 3, 2012 0 86.168.72.194
Hate My Job Sigh, why does one of my bosses have be a fucking idiot. I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF HER CANCELLING ORDERS WITH FAILED CREDIT CARDS!!! Why?! What is the fucking point!? They are NOT hurting anything. It's NOT costing us money, so why cancel them? It makes no fucking sense. All it does is make me waste time having to re-enter the order and make the customer wait longer on the phone. It's a complete waste of time. Yet she just HAS to stick her nose in things and meddle with shit. Leave things the fuck alone damn. If I need or want your assistance, I'll ask for it, otherwise, let me do my fucking job and leave my stuff alone, fuck! Pisses me the fuck off. She needs to back the fuck off, raise her fucking hell spawns of kids and stay the fuck out of my business. February 3, 2012 0 68.15.159.187
Pee ons r us La Pee on I've never seen a fucking place like this before! Now u can't send a call directly to the person who was asked for by freaking name!!!!!! Bets the shit out of me!!!!! February 3, 2012 0 199.184.209.174
Nobody San Diego not worth mentioning anymore
My supervisor lied on me and got me into a mess that she and our bulldog micro manager got her in on while my boss's immediate boss was on vacation. How convenient.
Now the sound of my boss's voice totally puts knots in my stomach. This has gone on 2 months now. I would put head phones on and listen to music to drown out her voice but I got tired of it. So far I got our HR to tell them she is to communicate to me only by email. She wants me to email her every morning and tell her what I am doing and my deadlines so she can give me tasks. Well I "replied" to her email and will "reply" to the same email because I don't want to initiate one. I "replied" and told her I was working on a couple of things and had payroll sort later at 1:30 which usually takes about 3 to 3 1/2 hours but open to anything else. She never replied or gave me any "tasks". But today I am going to "reply" to her same email and tell her what I am doing and be very matter of fact.
Our HR doesn't believe me when I told her that I believe my boss lied on me. She spoke with my boss and she told me that "she loves you because she brings you bananas and healthy food". No she doesn't. She used to be a friend and did that in the past all the while she was scheming this mess. Some friend. I was offended that she told our HR that she "loved me" and our HR was saying it so reassuringly to me like that makes things better. I would rather she say she hated me and be honest.
But I do have one defense that I hope they won't take away. I got sick of turning on music to drown her out. Now I found some "white noise" to do just that. Now I can read on my break and do my work and not hear her voice. I listen to loud rain, or thunderstorms on my computer. It's great! I want to get some cds with oceanwaves and birds and stuff. Really relaxing and takes some of the edge off so you can't listen to anyone talking. And I going to get better headphones. Today is Friday. Now if I could transfer out of there, it would be the best. Our bulldog manager and my boss aren't going to promote and move on so I will have to "demote" and move on and at best maybe get a lateral position but there are only 65 of my positions out there and one would have to vacate it for me to be even seen for an interview and that is if they check the transfer list; they may have already someone in mind. The most positions available that I can take is $400 less a month and I am ready in my mind to take it if it means getting away from this office. It used to be more laid back before our other supervisor retired. She wasn't the best but she didn't micro manage and the worst she did was play favorites. Now I think: so what? I wish she had stayed longer. Or if her boss had not retired, our newer manager would not have promoted up and we wouldn't have ended up with our bulldog manager. The division she left behind was doing the happy dance and warned us to be careful with her.
It used to be more lax and people worked unsupervised with our other manager. I work with accountants. They don't need people on their back like that. Now the laughter is gone. My boss's boss I have nothing against. But she is defending the management and I guess she has to because it's her job on the line. This all happened when she was on vacation and she didn't even know about it till she came back. So while she isn't saying much to me at all I don't have anything against her. She used to laugh and have us all cracking up. She has this funny laugh that would be really crazy. She works hard and they dump so much on her since our bulldog manager came and she is hard on her too. So I feel for her. But her laughter is gone. Morale has sunk and people are just quiet at their desks and all you can hear are keys clicking. Not that we goofed off before but there was a bit of levity we enjoyed our work. That work hasn't changed, we still like what we do. But that's it. Everything else flew out the window. I only hope that someone else blows the whistle on our bulldog manager instead of just me and while there were past complaints they didn't come from our division. And our bulldog manager's boss is a friend of hers. Not good when you promote friends. It's like our manager is immune and untouchable. Right now she is on a high horse and is in full control and I can tell she likes it. But maybe one day someone will show her for what she is and she will come down a peg or two. Even if I never see it or it's someone else that makes it happen I will feel I won then. But right now I am an insect on the floor. But I will just listen to rain and be quiet and work and do my job and hope my boss will keep communication by email only and one day soon get out of Dodge!
February 3, 2012 0 68.8.97.199
life is too short for this Keep it up and you will have NO employees. February 3, 2012 0 76.190.186.139
I Love my job And hate you You are going to get pushed out and you don't even know it. People hate you! You have a deluded vision of yourself. You are really not that great of a salesperson. You are low class and have the CEO fooled. Well guess what? No longer. You crossed the wrong person, you fucking idiot. February 3, 2012 0 76.171.39.18
sucker in life Just when you think you're okay - some crappy shit happens. First this then that now you get a feeling of helplessness and being taken for a fool. Yeah I can't stand her sometimes, especially when all you do is talk about how great you are, and only talk about what you want to talk about, and yes they say one thing to your face and another behind your back. I never trusted them anyway, that's why I don't bother socializing with them. Let them get angry, it's their fault things changed. It wouldn't have happened if your staff had just come to work when they're supposed to. And I supposedly switched something on you. You're just as much a fool as I am. Time will take care of it all - you'll see just how wrong you were - and guess who'll get the last laugh? It won't be you bitch February 3, 2012 0 76.195.163.123
sick of douchebags the left side of hell dealing with douchbags You fat ugly red headed cunt everyone knows your in love with your bff and your both fucking nauseating . Two fat fucking peas in a giant pod. I know you heffers have to eat before someone gets hurt but do i really need to hear it every day? Does your husband know you want her tosser, maybe your miserable because your living a straight lie asshole. You make me sick honest to god you do. And i can truly understand your low self esteem after all if I looked like you I would have killed myself. You are a worthless cunt and demeaning me in front of the bosses just because you know you fuck up is nothing if not pathetic but then again so are you. You talk about people and how they look or dress but lets just say this you are disgustingly ugly you are an ugly redhead not a pretty one freckles and all you freak of nature. Your fat and over 40 stop trying to dress like a kid, your clothes never fit right and you always look sloppy. You are an incredible douche bag. Oh yes there are a ton of them there but you take the cake. If i ever get lucky enough to get out of that place your going to be the first piece of shit I tell how i really feet. All you fucking idiots think i am stupid and naive i just keep my mouth shut because i fear if i start i may never stop. I just fantasize about the day i never have to work with any of you useless cunts ever again. I work with the largest group of self absorbed fucktards on the planet... there are maybe 6 good looking (and thats a stretch) people in the whole company Believe me when i say you damn sure are not one of them.. I think your still stuck in the middle of the evolutionary chain you ghastly looking piece of shit. I wish you bitches would just leave already you always threaten would you just fucking go and let those of us that otherwise like our jobs go through the rest of our working days in fucking piece already. CUNTS! February 2, 2012 0 71.22.148.197
unlisted florida house nigger I hate my supervisor. All she has to do is walk around with a clipboard and the bitch still finds time to humiliate me at the daily meeting. I hate my asshole boss because he needs everybody to be as crazy as he is. I hate my job because it's crappy. I hate my life. February 2, 2012 0 98.85.243.238
Hate My Boss NC Slave/Bitch I work for the dumbest old fuck on the planet! He is senile and then blames it on everyone else. I think the older generation can offer a lot because they have the experience but just because you're fucking old does NOT make you always fucking right! He is the most infuriating old piece of shit I have ever had the displeasure of encountering. Someone please kill me or find me a new job. February 2, 2012 0 72.242.213.209
Tray England Customer service exec Firstly, do not moan about being too busy and then not want to hand work out or train other people so they can help you. If it's your fault take fucking responsibility for it and don't blame every other sloping shouldered cunt n the department.
R u ever happy moaning your too busy moaning you haven't got enough yo do. Effing and geffing round the Office. Show some respect. Oh and when was it the staff's place to dictate who does what and what work we take on. I've never worked somewhere so disorganised. So undermanaged. So bitchy so de motivating in my whole career. I hate u all
And you bunch of disorganised useless twats. You call yourself managers you couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. If u stopped trying to out do each other stopped talking over each. Took your heads out your own arses and tried managing properly u would see that we're jot actually making any money. February 2, 2012 0 82.132.234.244
Ben Dover Fudge Packing Dept Receiver Fucking Boss hires her shitty assed friend at a very high wage rate and hands her a job that she is incapable of doing. Fucking Boss admits that her shitty assed friend is stupid and more trouble than she is worth. Cannot fire her because she would be sad. Cannot reassign her work because it would hurt her self esteem. Cannot cut her pay to what she is really worth because then she would be poor. The solution says Fucking Boss is just to wait for her to retire. If this bitch must be here, then she should be sitting in the corner with a gag and a dunce cap. Thank you Fucking Boss for putting personal favors ahead of the mental health of your hardworking employees. Nice to know where I stand after busting my hump for you. February 2, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
Joseon Era Slave I am so stressed out. I went from loving my job to fearing for my job in just one day. My new boss is seemingly incapable of listening or understanding what I am saying. I feel like a belittled kid in detention or something.
Never have I actually felt this horrified at how I was treated at work. I can't even begin to get into what happened, but now I feel worse, because my foolish proactive behavior, and attempt at constructive conversation has now made me come under the micro-managing radar of this horrific person.
Thus, I am sure that my reward for daring to tell her she'd made a mistake is that I shall be "written up" and summarily fired for whatever teensy imaginary things that can be conjured up.
As anyone who works in a call center type environment knows, you can be fired for anything, and written up for any minor thing too. Just depends on whether or not management wants to get rid of you. No more, no less. If someone decides you are not doing right, you are fucked. The end.
So now, I guess I unwittingly made myself this person's target. Great.
Used to be just the odd frustrations of annoying customers now and then, guess I should have been grateful for those simpler times. Now I am well and truly fucked. February 2, 2012 0 75.73.10.129
Last Brain on Earth Hell's Waiting Room Human Toilet Paper If you need to eat potato chips at your desk, close your fucking mouth when you chew. Just because you smoke and only have three teeth left in your mouth doesn't mean that they don't make any noise. I never thought I'd say anything positive about the sounds of a dog's bowel movement, but you're worse.
Your keyboard works perfectly fine when you gently press the buttons, why do you feel the need to beat the shit out of it? You do not sound like some sort of intense, ultra-productive employee - you're an idiot. And you really should learn how to clear your throat like a human being instead of imitating the Ewoks from The Return of the Jedi fifty times a day. I hope you have Herpes and you scratch yourself to sleep every night.
It's a funny thing about telephones - they make them so that you can talk normally into the receiver and it's like you're in the same room. I've never seen one that said "Yell into the phone or else they won't hear you". And when your stupid kids are on the other end, no one wants to listen to your fucking baby-talk for ten minutes. If they're not deaf and retarded by now, they're going to be - or else you are already. Please go swimming off the coast of Japan so that the whale hunters will kill your fat ass and make something useful. The only reason I wouldn't piss on you is if you were on fire and I might accidentally put it out. February 2, 2012 0 208.50.255.30
you lying bitch!! You lying fucking bitch, you speak to me like im a piece of shit then run to the boss when I answer you back and call you on it. Now you wont actually speak to me! You just sent me cock sucking emails and badger me to do your fucking work for you! I fucking hate you. You have only been here for 5 fucking months so who do you think you are ordering me around. I wouldnt mind if you knew what you were doing but your fucking useless! You cant even fill out the most basic form correctly and yet you tell me what to do. I practically have to wipe your arse for you because you are so fucking stupid! Dont come crying to me the next time you fuck up! I am sick to death of fixing all of your mistakes! You dumb, lying bitch. Remember this, the team is failing because you are fucking retarded. You are the weak link not me! The other member of the team and I are basically carrying you so FUCK OFF YOU CHEEKY CUNT!!!! February 2, 2012 0 217.155.188.22
Miss Lady Suburbia Nanny Its bad enough that I work for hoarders. Its Feb, and they still have their xmas tree up & gifts to unwrap. Of course all of that is burried under tons of other crap. Today, I just found a newspaper from Oct 2011. 4 months old! I clean & clean &a organize, and yet every single day when I come into work its a damn mess. My boss lady has zero time management or organizational skills. She is a horrible mother. She thinks spending time with her kids is the most important thing but she's a freakin mess in the head & can't get anything done. She gets upset because I do cool &a fun things with her kids while she is at work. I am the nanny! Its my job. I can't keep putting off doing fun activities and wait for you to get around to it. She dicks around the house almost the entire day "telecommuting". She get no work done then acts like a crazy person when she goes into the office for 3 or 4 hours. She is late letting me off work almost every day, which really pisses me off especially when she asks me to come in early as well. I work 9-10 hours a day for this nut and am on salary. I want to f-ing go home. I have a life too. I should have to tell her all my after work plans. Its none of her business. Let me go home at the hour you promised me. She also thinks pulling her tit out &watch feeding the baby is the answer to everything. He's almost a year old. You don't need to breast feed every 2 hours and she should be sleeping through the night. I can't tell you how stupid you are, but if the books you read, and your pediatrician tells you to stop doing it, then listen. They are mad at me because the baby had a high fever last night. Well, he didn't during the day. I don't know what to tell you. If he was sick, I would have noticed! How about when he had diarrhea for over a week before you listened to me and took him to the doctor! And now you are telling me that the bitchy hoarder grandma is gonna be staying with you next week! I hate that old nag that accuses me of stuff & talks down to me. Your whole family is crazy, and hoarders. I feel sorry for these kids. Thank god they have me. February 2, 2012 0 174.252.97.74
Fuck this place! La Peeon Omg! I send an email to everyone and then the jackasses come ask me what it is when it's freaking explanatory!!! Read the mother fucker and you'll know what it's about!!! I hate fucking stupid ass people and this office is full of them. All day long I hear the diarhea that is their thoughts come out of their mouths!!!! February 2, 2012 0 199.184.68.190
Slave to the fucking man North Carolina Whipping boy I am so fucking sick of the bitches I work with. They are lazy and here's the best part.. Get paid more than me! I am so over this. I have been a good employee for almost 2 years and you mean to tell me that because I haven't threatened to leave/ left 3 different times and couldn't write a legible chief complaint if I had too, I'm going to get paid a dollar less an hour than this dumb cunt. Fuck you. You're such a prick. If you don't like what I have done, redo it your goddamn self. You're the one with the doctorate. Not me, you asshole. And ps... Your grill piece is fucking disgusting. Do us all a favor and brush your fucking teeth once in a while. February 2, 2012 0 166.137.13.173
Mary (but in Spanish) yeah right!!!!! facilitation of human pressure I'd just like to thank the bastard for the warping..i'm buckled to fuck, i'm a spent force for now, but what that stupid cunt of a husband, the dandy next door don't know is that a whole load of shit is coming and the storms gonna blow those mothers away.. February 2, 2012 0 213.81.67.57
Lazy Fat Loser I can't stand you but it's got to the point that if you mess with me, I'll mess with you. I like how you messed up my work but I will NEVER help you out again. You're insane. I'm happy your cracked head friend left-now if only you would. I can't wait to leave you high and dry. No 2 week notice, no nothing. You deserve nothing sense you the biggest liar around and useless. You psycho. Burn in Hell February 2, 2012 0 184.91.24.33
Hey That's Lovely Nice to see you guys promote a crack head, an ex con and an alcoholic, and fire the only guy that has any responsibility, accountability, a masters degree and is the only one in the company the does any of the actual fucking work. Have fun living with yourselves and enjoy your success until the floor drops out from beneath you in a few years. February 2, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
sexy singapore YOU ARE SUCH A PLASTIC CUNT, LISA L! February 2, 2012 0 220.255.1.37
Dying Breed California Engineer I work on a salary that pays for a 40 hour week. I work work and work. My fuckhole of a company doesn't know how to hire reliable, sober, clean, working fuckers. I need help just to keep sane and projects coming in and going out. I am one of the only fucks who keeps the place running but I am running in the hamster wheel. I am tired of this shit and making profits that don't go to anything else but some lame, idle, moronic fuck that only takes home a heavy salary but doesn't make a dollar for the company. The upper management is totally lost in self absorbed mission statements and values that no one in the management knows how to commit too. I work with people who are supposed to know how to do their jobs but they can't remember what they did yesterday. We spend thousands of dollars on a time sheet program that can't give me an analysis of my projects in simple terms of plus or minus. What the fuck am I doing in this shit hole? Also, I can count the number of people I truely depend on in the office on one hand. Everyone else is a fucking moron, lazy, self absorbed leeches. February 2, 2012 0 69.110.91.50
Elle Law Firm Solicitor I thought I hated my parents when I had a fight with them, but working in this shit hole of a fucking law firm with manipulative, blood sucking, money filthy, be-littling pricks of solicitors/partners makes me realise the real facts. I HATE MY FUCKING JOB!! If I could I would walk up to him right now and slap him across the face with a big fat file! Who's gonna do your work now prick! Telling me I'm incapable of taking phone messages, and calling me every 2 seconds with stupid tasks,well Mr ..., would you like me to wipe your arse while I'm at it too. I advise EVERYONE to NEVER get a job in a law firm....
Thanks.. I feel kinda better now :) February 2, 2012 0 202.6.153.41
co-worker of a fuckhead office where most work If my boss were a dude, you'd be a cocksucker. But you are just a dumb cunt. February 2, 2012 0 71.20.148.24
sweetie washington nurse Some of the nurses at our clinic are so fucking lazy,two-faced and bitches! I don't understand why the nurses that work hard every day don't get any credit and the ones that sit in their rooms and laugh and bullshit around all day get the most respect. I am sick of their tired. lazy and phoney asses. They can all go straight to Hell! most of them will I''m sure. Anyway, I can't stand any of them! Fuck them all. February 1, 2012 0 50.132.47.14
Nobody San Diego not worth mentioning anymore
The letter from my doctor requesting accommodations for my ADHD per the American's with Disabilities Act totally flopped.
Now our HR person has a list of all my duties and wants to have my dr check off what he feels I am unable to do and if I am unable to do them, they will take the duties away from me and if I am able to do them, then I don't need the accommodation. I requested a quieter desk away from others, but if they move me, they move my boss with me and she is the problem.
I am at a point to where I feel I am going to break down. I can't take it any longer. There is no where to go and nobody believes me that malice took place when my supervisor wrote all of those bad things about me and had nothing to back it up.
I feel totally alone. There is no way out. I am willing to demote to get out of there. When I spoke with HR about this again today she told me that my boss "loves me". What a joke. My boss is a liar. February 1, 2012 0 68.8.97.199
Terri Los Angeles, CA FUCK YOU WANKER! You spend more time creating the illusion that you do work than you do actual work! You fucking incompetent fuck! You are a waste of space. Office overhead? WE HAVE TO PAY FOR YOU TO PLANT YOUR ASS IN THAT CHAIR AND IN THAT WORKSPACE! FUCKER! February 1, 2012 0 71.20.148.24
Threat to Fragile Egos The New Reality Hell Raiser Dear Boss,
Do not encourage me to get on antidepressants when you are the cause of my anger. I understand you suffer from Stockholm Syndrome from your bully boss who has taken both your backbone and moral compass. However, being that you are a grown-ass adult, I cannot let you blame it all on him. YOU are the one that could never tell him no. YOU are the one that covered up his illegal activity. YOU are the one that lied to HR to cover your ass. YOU are the one that will be going to jail with him.
Don't drop the soap.
Sincerely,
The apparent threat to your collective ego for speaking up February 1, 2012 0 173.81.144.21
Amy Pennsylvania Teacher Assistant The teacher I work with is a control freak. She micro-manages me even though she is not my supervisor. She is constantly trying to find ways to doubt my performance, yet in the past two years (before I worked with her in the same organization) I had a solid work record. I have noticed areas in which her performance is below-standard for her job status. I need to protect myself, but I also feel that I am in a difficult place where I shouldn't really say anything negative about her either. If I remain silent, I put myself/career at risk though. What should I do? February 1, 2012 0 68.83.97.70
Spook Califonia Astronaut I am an astronaut, ahve been for 17 years, I have been to space one...WTF....pays well, but I want space time losers February 1, 2012 0 121.220.20.180
Overworking Not Good Enough Crew So my manager Was bet that she couldn't be mean to me and my fellow employee one night. Well it turns out that bed was taken to seriously. Every day for the last 2-3 months when I work I'm told I'm not doing my job. Everyone gets free hot chocolate and time to go out for a smoke. I get only my lunch and I have to run around doing everything. Grabbing things for up front cleaning. An d if I take a second for a drink I'm not doing my job and I am lazy. when someones rude to me and I stick up for my self I'm being negative EVEN THOUGH! they were rude first! SERIOUSLY! Tell me you're not playing Favorites! OKAY!!! In a million years for every time you treat someone better and treat me like shit when I do just as much if not more as everyone else Getting Pennys for that I'd be RICH AS FUCK! you're such a bitch! I don't know why you and your kids think you're so much fucking better than me. You're not! You never will be Get the dick out of your ass and learn to act and treat every one Equally. not like you need to have your fucking tolololollo all over my fucking good smiling morning. Fucking bitch! February 1, 2012 0 71.29.208.136
Letmespellthisouttoyou Inanalmostperfectstate Stuckherewithyou The only imperfect thing about this place is you.
Look you're a nice person.
You're remotely interesting.
You talk over everyone else, and 1 minute you're from Harvard and the next you're from U of Miami.
Maybe you have the ego of a mite.
I don't care.
But please don't thread where you have no knowledge of.
This project has been going on for a year.
You have had a year to learn.
To manage the project.
But you still know as little as when you started.
I think it says a lot about you.
I'm here to do a job.
Unfortunately, its the job that you couldn't do.
Too bad.
You don't like it, too bad.
Your life sucks, too bad.
When I stop seeing you around, and get to go home, I will be glad. February 1, 2012 0 68.187.42.158
Little Old Me Geoff,
You are an insignificant little old man.
Your head is so far up your own ass, that hopefully you will suffocate yourself.
Sweet dreams you rude shite! February 1, 2012 0 91.85.56.76
No matter Depths of hell peon Omfg. Seriously? Really? I was honest, and told you that I NEED to move on. That I have NO CHOICE. Yes, I accepted the position after we had discussed the terms. Circumstances change. What I am not going to say is this - I did NOT get proper training, and NO ONE invested a great deal of time in me. At minimum 95% of what I know was self-taught. I told you in the beginning, <-------- self-starter, one trial learner. Do you fucking think someone handed this I.Q. to me??? The sad thing is, you recognize it, yet took until today to tell me how much you appreciate it. Oh right, in between bitching me out and trying to make me feel guilty. Where the fuck was the love all this time? Did you once even check on me, ask how I was doing? No. The others did that FOR you. Now you want to cry about me leaving? No. Now until the day I leave I will refuse to feel an ounce of guilt. This is for me and my life and happiness, not yours. You don't get that power. Btw - given your attitude today, it just reinforces the fact that I made the correct decision. February 1, 2012 0 75.136.38.240
AT TN ass wiper I'm so fucking sick of going in to work, and having my manager at some point in time stick his finger in my ass. Literally. He walks up behind me and puts his hand down the back side of my pants and sticks a finger in my butthole. And I'm a guy. It's humiliating. And it doesn't feel very nice either. I wished there was a law against this crap. Man if I could just read I'm sure it's in the company handbook... February 1, 2012 0 24.179.65.200
Data swimmer A T1 line product manager Now for something esoteric: So the new brackets need to be on a different ECR? That's cool, I just created 12000 part numbers over the last 3 weeks. I'll just delete them all and start over. And yes, I'll field all the emails from the DUs and CAs about how they are confused why there is new numbers and they have to do the same shit all over again. I'll take the blame for that. All the new LEs I made need to be on new ECRs too? Yea, I can work the weekend. February 1, 2012 0 68.255.220.125
malonewolf boston club presdient + student really? we need to have a fucking pr week to get more members for our shitty club? okay, I'll follow by your rules, but wait, we need to fill out a form we have no financial information about because the last asshole president is in germany with all the information? yeah no biggie I'll go through your bullshit fucking paperwork BU like all of your goddamned shenanigans. Yeah I reserved a room just like you said, but oh wait I CAN'T FUCKING BRING PIZZA TO THIS PIZZA SOCIAL BECAUSE IT'S IN A GODDAMN CLASSROOM? Every teacher I've had that taught me in these classrooms fucking said it was fine to eat in there just fucking clean your shit up we're not 6 jesus christ. And like BU doesn't have enough fucking money to actually pay the janitors to clean our shit up? Are you kidding? No I'll do it your way and reserve another room that allows food. BUT WAIT THEY'RE ALL RESERVED. what in the ffuuuucccckkkkkk do you expect me to do? you put me in this goddamned pickle because I played by your rules and now it's my fault? okay cool BU I really appreciate it. Gonna just have a goddamned pizza party on your budget in where we usually meet you fucking assholes.
If there were any more red tape at this goddamned motherfucking shit school nobody would be able to breath without having to sign some shit. No wonder red is one of this fucking school's colors, real surprise! February 1, 2012 0 128.197.178.209
digital dogsbody hell scapegoat Project managers are all arse trumpets. That is all. February 1, 2012 0 88.109.16.134
again you fucking micro managing cuntrag Ya know, I thought for the new year you turned over a new leaf. Boy was I Mistaken.
Every time you have discord with your new step kids, your staff pays for it.
Really? YOU HAVE TO MICRO MANAGE or you are not happy. GO fuck yourself sideways... February 1, 2012 0 71.250.242.232
This Bee Otch Sucks Penis Are you sure you want to go toe to toe with me, bitch? Seeing as I bust my ass while you hump around like a turd. Seeing as I fix all your mistakes. Seeing as you take up space while I make myself useful. Think it through, shit face. You want to go at it, let's go. I will delight is taking you down. If you were smart (which of course you are not), you would just lay low and stay the fuck out of my way and enjoy getting overpaid for your shitty performance. February 1, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
mug Scotland stockhandler My boss is a wanker, he is balling the office blonde, so her and her mates get everything they want they do as they please. for the rest of us we get shit for the least wee thing holidays refused and crapped on all day i pray he smashes his car and never comes back to work the fuckin wanker, or the blondes man finds out and knocks fuck out of him February 1, 2012 0 90.207.80.87
Burn it down! LA Pee-on This hick ass bitch sits over there and refuses to help wait on anyone! She thinks she's above me and looks at me like I'm lying when I answer her! Just want to slap her in her 1980s inspired frizzy headed face!!!!!!! February 1, 2012 0 199.184.208.197
top banana hell with flourescent lighting fuck knows fuck off you scouse twat wanker who the fuck do you actually think you are???? Your a fucking nobody - you work for my husband as a basic member of staff - fuck you - you think because you led a campaign before at me that you will again - well news for you scouse cunt you didn't get me when you had the chance but I'll fucking never stop till your gone. And the best fucking thing about it I know what the bosses have done to you, and I can't fucking wait until the day you find out :))))) Who the fuck do you think you are retorting "I'm sick of this" when your boss ask you to do something but your refuse - not your fucking company scouse twat just remember that - can't wait for the fucking time when Karma catches up with you knobhead. February 1, 2012 0 80.192.135.39
2Smart Hell Store Assistant I'm tired of working hard and seeing results only to have it all ruined by your shopoholicism. STOP BUYING SHIT FOR YOURSELF WITH THE COMPANY'S MONEY!! There has been so much progress from what I've done but you insist on ruining everything with your meddling, bad business ideas and inventory craziness. Maybe you should think about what you're doing, and maybe consider the fact that you don't know everything?? And don't get mad at me for your own mistakes!! And also don't spend all the money we had in the account on a car for your daughter. I'm done!!! February 1, 2012 0 85.166.17.241
rent a cop earth loser security guard im treated like shit by boss, coworkers, and everybody else watch and see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbqIguKHXQ&context=C392bc9dA DOEgsToPDskKkOyWd1IeehuTzdqJc-Ixu February 1, 2012 0 24.228.81.31
Smart Person Boston Legal Assistant Dear Asshole Boss:
Don't even bother to offer health insurance if you are going to just work your contribution into the employee's salary. You probably didn't until it was made mandatory. Maybe you can just reduce my salary a little more and I can at least quality for MassHealth, you fucking stupid bastard. P.S., your $1,000 pen is very becoming.
By the way, great move rehiring someone whom you terminated and paying them over $10,000 more annually than me.
I will never work in a law office again.
Oh and to the dumb cunt "office manager" who told me on my first day that the job fell into her lap after a week as a receptionist, you might want to actually know how to do your job if you're going to open up with a story that makes it clear how grossly, horribly underqualified you are for your position. Bitch. I hope you start smoking again. Maybe I can bring in one of my middle school grammar books to teach you how to use apostrophes and periods correctly.
SO. FUCKING. DISGUSTED. February 1, 2012 0 71.232.52.88
Baffled NY Captain Scapegoat Dear Bosses,
I am sorry for you that you have absolutely no knowledge, understanding, idea or respect for what I do all day. I know this makes it easier for you to point fingers my direction when something goes "wrong", but if you actually got it you might realize that your "wrong" is actually wrong. I am sorry that my ability to use my brain and assert myself creates an imbalance for you in the workplace.
I am sorry for you that you are not up-to-speed on labor laws and that you continue to coddle the very people that are killing your business. I am sorry for you that you are in are a position that allows you to believe it is appropriate to not only request tattle-tailing but respond solely to that.
I am sorry for you that you are making it soooo easy for me to leave, especially since I know there will be no one left that can do my job when I go. I can't wait for it to hit you then.
Sincerely,
All the people who actually do the work and get it. January 31, 2012 0 108.35.137.111
Meat puppet Poppet Oh my you still haven't transferred those files to me.....ticktock....accepted another job today. Soon as it's official guess what happens next, genius. Doubt that you have the intellect or insight to recall how you and your posse have treated me these past few months. Ooops that's right...it's called a personality disorder and therefore you cannot experience or exhibit insight - it's all about you. Well it sure will be about you when all that work returns to your caseload. Sick bitch. Oh and fyi since you seem to have missed it....fake and bake causes skin cancer, idiot. Stupid bitch. January 31, 2012 0 174.252.181.170
Dave Post the sockpuppet Pennsyltucky chief engineer My boss Steve is the worst boss ever! This ass clown expects and demands that I work on research on my own time, gives me a rash of shit every day I go to work (which is monday thru friday) about everything that is wrong with the company. Hey dumbass you OWN the company and I think if you wanted things to change they would. The bay I work in has electrical cords all over the place to power ceiling mounted lighting. The machines are in disarray (and are almost never available to be repaired...the list is endless...getting out asap. January 31, 2012 0 71.230.90.57
LowNurseOntheTotemPole Austin Licensed Nurse I fucking hate this place. No one REALLY gives a shit about anyone or anything. It's just a bunch of red tape. Meanwhile the new hires are getting paid a "cost of living" increase, and I'm stuck at my same fucking salary. I've got more experience, and I answer all the fucking questions, but you get to take home a 1000 dollars more to do the same fucking job WITH MY HELP???? Fuck this place.. fuck the state of texas and fuck working here for the rest of my life. I'm done with this fuckery in general. I do not care about this job anymore. I'm biding my time until my husband graduates and then I'm out of here... WITH my retirement check. I will NEVER work for the STATE OF TEXAS again. January 31, 2012 0 163.126.14.92
telemarketer canada peon Hey bitchy new project manager: running around, barking at people, telling everyone how busy and overworked you are DOES NOT MAKE YOU SEEM MORE IMPORTANT. It makes you seem like a whiner who thinks she's important and doing more work than everyone else. (whiner, yes, even though I'm whining about you right now. I'm not doing it in the office).
Running over to my desk to yell at me in front of others doesn't make you look like a good manager. Who the hell taught you that was an effective communication style? Why the fuck do you think I would listen to you when you tell me you always have time to assist people in my position? You act like you don't have two seconds to talk to anyone in the office, let alone respond to a new employee's questions. You're a bloody nightmare, I wouldn't ask you for help if I was paid to take your abuse.
I get it: I shouldn't take initiative because it threatens people above me. I should just shut up and get back to my cubicle and do my brainless job that I'm overqualified for because "everyone starts at the bottom here". I can't help but resent the complete bullshit lack of respect for your employees professional experience. January 31, 2012 0 72.137.34.197
Babe Texas Person to yell at Yell at yourself you liar. Ivy league liar got taught how to be part of the real government system. Lie big impressive ivy league east coast lies to the peons. Eric you have issues. January 31, 2012 0 71.114.232.54
someone who despises there job !!! call centre! I hate my job! in fact I run up the stairs everyday in the hopes I fall and break my leg just to get peace for a few days! I also hate customers! I think they forget that we are just people on the other end of a phone there is only so much we can do because there is only so much that we have been trained to do! no there is no magic button to make your order appear faster! no there is no way of getting the courier to re deliver the parcel on the same day that you missed it because you were at your friends having a coffee so you were too busy to be in for YOUR parcel that YOU ordered to be delivered on THAT day so DO NOT take it out on me!! also even if you dont have any complaints and your just simply placing an order at least still use some manners! what gives you the right to bark orders at me like a dog! and dont give me shit saying "oh your taking to long" "oh that is the item number (even though you are reading the wrong bit of the catalogue and/or you refuse to double check the catalogue because you are a customer you couldn't possibly be wrong*that was sarcasm!*) because at the end of the day YOU called us! and dont bother complaining about how much the call is costing because its not my fault! the reason you have been on the phone so god damn long is because you have spent the whole time bad mouthing me (even though it is not my personal fault) and not letting me help you so infact it is YOUR fault the call is taking so long not mine! so this brings me to say the whole "customer is always right" thing is absolute bullshit!!!! there are some lovely polite people dont get me wrong some customers are an absolute pleasure to talk to, but the majority are cheeky,rude,nasty,idiotic,stuck up, pig headed bullies who think it is ok to talk down to someone because they know they will get away with it! because they know we will get cautioned or even lose our jobs if we retaliate so anyone else who has ever worked in customer service whether it is in a store face to face with customers or in a call centre over the phone will know exactly what i mean and i take my hat off to you because it is the most soul destroying experience getting talked to like a piece of shit on a daily basis for something that isnt even your fault! January 31, 2012 0 82.40.67.249
Shit the worst office in the world slave Fuck you, J. Two faced bitch whore. January 31, 2012 0 173.171.87.210
had it everywhere underpaid supervisor Well, ok. Col, you just wanted a long weekend. Thanks for screwing everyone by calling out. Joan, just quit already. The silver spoon in your mouth is getting tarnished. The flu shot didn t work, you said. Bullshit. Those were given out five months ago. You re hungover, as usual. To my boss, i cannot fucking stand you. I can only do so much, be In one place and make everyone happy without burning out. Guess what? Im fried. Everyone thinks i make the Big dollars, but you are so, so wrong. I hate this place, the management, the amount of shit that keeps piling up on my desk every minute of everyday. Best childrens hospital? Not for the people who Work there. Shitty 1 to2 percent raise and we should be happy? Keep raising the healthcare premium, i now pay 15 percent more for it. just want to walk away, but cant financially. Hell on earth. it doesnt even matter anymore January 31, 2012 0 208.54.87.207
depressed angry tired Plant manager has no life. they installed cameras everywhere at work. the lines were down for 3 hours. there was nothing to do so a fellow co worker invited me to sit down next to him. Literally 90 seconds later the phone rings and it was him. he was looking thru the cameras from his house 830pm at night and called to tell us we had to stand up. Ok instead of sitting down not doing anything we should stand up not doing anything, love my job. January 31, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
J NYC SECURITY GUARD FUCK SECURITY AND THE WHOLE INDUSTRY HERES WHY!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbqIguKHXQ&context=C36120a 5ADOEgsToPDskKkOyWd1IeehuTzdqJc-Ixu January 31, 2012 0 198.83.125.216
Redd Inc. Cubefarm Movie If you think you are chained to a desk working for the boss from hell then you need to see this trailer for a new horror movie coming out later this year: http://youtu.be/T6fJzSgM6x4 It's brief synopsis is: "A demented boss works six captives to death". Sound familiar? January 31, 2012 0 150.101.122.104
Lemming South West London Administrator Dear Mr all high and mighty,
Are you freaking kidding me?!?!?!
Its after work and you text me to tell me that the site does not work because buttons does not look right on browsers that are least used around the globe?!?? Seriously?!?!?!
I think you need to get your priorities straight here, earlier on in the day you tell me there is a problem with the online purchases as the new system that YOU put in place did not take into account that the products can be differentiated by time, you tell me that the customers cannot book online. You took it very light hearted as if this wasn’t a major problem, that you really didn’t do much about it, you just simply suggested to manipulate the products info so that at least some purchases could be made (at the risk of selling products on the info that is not entirely correct at the time of purchase) and you was so laid back about it. But you text me and tell me the site doesn’t work because the “looks wrong” and you are on my case about it?!?!?!?!
WDF?!?!?!?! It’s people like you with all the authority, who have the seniority, who is egoistical, conceited, self centred and vain that we don’t get bonuses or pay rises for years because we are too busy dishing out refunds to customer for miss-sold product. You are too busy making it out as though are you all supreme and doing anything you can to drive sells and making the stats for the department look good. When in reality if asked the right question, people would know how we REALLY are doing. One simple question makes all the difference, “how many refunds have we given and which method of purchasing did they use?” – just one question, which would lead to many and eventually people would find out why, but alas no, all because you have the seniority and no-one wants to question you or the management.
There is no doubt that you will be picking up this thing about the “site not working” because it “looks wrong” on minority used browsers tomorrow morning, can’t wait, until then xxxx
Best Regards,
Non management associate January 31, 2012 0 82.43.185.231
Good Enough IS NOT Good Enough! For fuck's sake, Boss/Dad, you can't just half-ass engineering just because you didn't quote adequate time to do the job. Yes, it IS as complicated as I say it is. Yes, it takes more than half an hour to design and draw something clearly enough so that it can be built properly. No, it's not better to wait until the very end of the project to find all the problems that shitty engineering invariably causes just because we have to "get something done" right now. OMG, If I hear the sentence "Well, we've just got to get something done" one more time, I may just lose it. GETTING SOMETHING DONE IS NOT THE SAME AS GETTING IT DONE RIGHT! It ALWAYS bites us in ass. ALWAYS!
And, of course, who deals with everybody else's fuck-ups?! Who's stuck fixing the mistakes of current, ridiculously late jobs while your newest crop of shit-for-brains, straight-out-of-school engineers fuck up the new ones? Why, me, of course. Why do you think your business has never made any significant profit for 30 fucking years?! Because you'd rather sell new jobs than properly manage the current ones! And because you think engineers are like assembly line workers: the more you have, the more work can be done. Bullshit. BULLSHIT!!! When I do manage them, I spend more time trying to figure out what they can't screw up than I would spend just doing their work for them....correctly.
You have someone who actually gives a shit about the company AND knows what he's doing. You don't have a clue, though. You praise others for the simplest things. "So-and-so did really good job making a list of all this stuff!" A fucking list? Seriously? I, on the other hand, spent a few days becoming a quasi-expert on something I knew nothing about before, while also coming up with a design or system that is repeatable and could save hundreds of thousands of dollars over time. In return, I get "Why'd you take so long? We couldn't wait for you, so we just guessed and threw something and sent it out." Fuck. FUCK! If it wasn't a family business, I'd have ditched you years ago and never looked back. And, the way things are going, that option's looking nicer and nicer each day, to Hell with everything else. January 31, 2012 0 69.198.57.190
Hate this place Louisiana Firefighter The place I work at was a great place 5 years ago we were a growing department with our eyes on the prize. But....... Now the management is getting up in age. Here are some of the issues
1 we don't train enough to be a safe department someone will be killed on the job if this does not change
2 the upper management has his son living in a department owned build and driving a department car to is job as a tractor mechanic.
3 if anything is said about his son you're fired on the spot
4 no leadership in this department anymore
5 no SOGs or SOPs for this department but we do have a handbook which is being use against the firefighters but is not being followed by management
6 we have a bunch of 22 year old men that complain everytime you pick on them and you get in trouble but he can do and say what ever he wants
7 double standards for every on
Also did I also say we are the busiest department and get paid the least and it no like it is a few 100 less a year it is 5000-7000 dollars less a year January 31, 2012 0 24.48.164.128
MJS St Louis, Misery Officer? Dear Agency/executives/senior managers/managers,
It has been my displeasure to serve you morning, noon, and night for the last six years. My spirit has officially been killed. I take medication for anti anxiety, depression, insomnia, and high blood pressure which is directly related to work related stress. Thank you for not supporting me, my goals and my co workers. If you bothered to care, you would realize the workplace is disenfranchised. The little speech about no promotions, no raises, no transfers but work more! Better! Faster! Longer! Is much appreciated. I want to shit on the desk-returning the favor! January 31, 2012 0 99.42.201.134
Ann AZ Peon I fucking hate all of your stupid faces. We are not curing cancer here morons all we do is the same shit but slap another title on it. I am so sick of fucking semantics does it really matter what you call "useful" "relevant" etc. It's all the same bs anyway. It doesn't matter!!! And just because you have been here a million years or have no life doesn't make you better than me. This is a job. We all have a job to make money so we can live that's it. Nothing more. January 31, 2012 0 166.147.96.106
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angel some place some one's assistant you moron.You belong to a stupid caste.you bastard you hate everyone who belong to other caste or religion.you rascal I just wish I could slap you.You insidious fool.you arrogant douche bag.I hate you and I fucking hate your nasty caste.You will pay for your sins you brute.You would have to answer before God for all your sins.I will see you rot in hell you scumbag.I want to see you suffer.I want to see you get slapped.I don't like the way you look at me you racist.You will die a horrible death and no one would feel sorry for you.I just wish to see you become a beggar in streets.you are so foolish.you never respect other caste or religion.I hate you dog.you are nothing but a smelly ,rotten egg. January 31, 2012 0 117.206.234.49
LETS PLAY MINDGAMES MINDGAMES , MINDGAMES, MINDGAMES , lets play fucking mind games. If you have a fucking problem lets talk about it outside of work , what you dont want to ?? , there isn't a problem you say ??. lying fucking pussy's. January 31, 2012 0 80.42.144.70
Alice KY slave Fuck you. No one cares if the job isn't done well anymore, and this would be ebcause you humuliate us and bully us. You should be ashamed of yourself. January 31, 2012 0 81.156.108.126
Bitch Frozen over Hell Bottom Bitch/Warehouse Where to start the story of my fucking life. Left my old job of 7 years for the one I'm at now for a chance at a fresh start. Wrong! Began working where Ian now 10 months ago and it just keeps going down hill. The day I was hired I was told that I would be on probation for 6 months then I would be taken on full time with benefits and a pay raise which was supposed to negotiated. A month goes by after my probation is over and my "Micro-Manager" calls me into his office, gives me my performance review and my "big raise." A fucking .18 cent wage increase is not a raise and whats the point in telling me that I can negotiate my wage when you just give it and don't listen to a word I have to say. Duties, tasks and responsibilities keep increasing for me but not my pay. Fuck you you lying little rat. You keep looking over my work making sure I don't make any fuckups but then compliment me on my accuracy of work and quality. You make me sound important when things need to be done. Its when I'm not around or if I'm sick you shit all over me. Fuck you you fucking fucks. January 31, 2012 0 209.202.2.193
Janemango Singapore Business development manager I fucking hate my job 9 hours of assholes complaining about how this is bad that is bad our cust service sucks and we work too slow and our companyis lousy I hate these fucking trust fund babies who pretend to be all independent and shit and then decide that they have the authority to fuck anyone in the face because they were having a. Bad day January 31, 2012 0 119.56.127.38
Muffin Las Vegas server What are you doing to my beloved hotel?! Cut cut cut. How much layoffs can we handle. You executive twats ruin hotels mostly. I'm sure Marnell would agree. You can't lay off all the line level employees! Someone has to do the work! Our employees were all ready doing the work of 3 people. Now more cuts and we will now do the work of 5. Come summer we are screwed. I saw your true colors when you snapped at me one morning for no reason. Leave another hotel in your wake. January 31, 2012 0 174.254.28.100
Pissed of worker UK EX Safety guy now on the tools FUCK YOU SAFETY IDIOTS OUT THERE. if your gonna preach safety to people at least KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT.
The world has had enough of u cunt parasites go get a real fucking job you bunch of traitorous scum January 31, 2012 0 194.164.243.21
Anoy Kidderminster IT Manager My Director is in the masonic lodge, I look after several engineers, the one is the most pompus twat you have ever met. Spends more time hiding what he hasnt done, lies, ass licking. Just discovered he has joined the masons after an invite from my director. It has forced me to look for another job as my director want disipline the jerk. January 31, 2012 0 84.45.150.142
Anon Twat Central Listener of bullshit I work with, work for, and deal with TWATS all the live long day. Customers lie, bosses lie, co-workers lie. Everyone lies. MUTHA FUCKING ARSEHOLES January 31, 2012 0 81.2.119.98
jag These assholes make people work anywhere from 12 - 19 hours a day without paying overtime. And they are a very well-known international company based in the US. And these spineless poor saps bend over backwards and take all their shit. January 31, 2012 0 99.226.102.89
Dash Melbourne Vascular Surgeon People are just pricks, everyone is selfish and look after number one, society is going to the dogs, everybody I deal with, stop pretending you care, as it is all bullshit, you dont care, but will care if you benefit. I have learnt through 40 years of being a surgeon, only trust the people you know you can trust, and if you do not know them well, do not trust them. January 30, 2012 0 121.220.20.180
bob the security officer nyc security see me tell why the security industry sucks in the documentary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsbqIguKHXQ&context=C392bc9dADOE gsToPDskKkOyWd1IeehuTzdqJc-Ixu January 30, 2012 0 24.228.81.31
Stepford Wife San Francisco It's Soooo Prestigious Here
I so hate working here. You all think you are so high and mighty, so special, so important, so "prestigious." Seriously, you use the word "prestigious" in your marketing.
What is "prestigious" about working long hours, watching your boss have an affair with a married client -- when he is supposedly in a long-term, committed relationship? What is "prestigious" about a demanding, lesbian partner who thinks it's okay that she's bossy and demanding because she admits she's bossy and demanding? What is "prestigious" about a gay legal assistant who bullies new people so they all do what he says? What is "prestigious" about all the back-biting and back-stabbing that goes on? What is "prestigious" about planning a RIF while smiling to the faces of the people that are going to be axed? What is "prestigious" about a low-brow secretary who is on personal calls much of the day, and comes in late and takes long lunch hours -- and gets away with it because the demanding, lesbian partner "has her back" -- while the rest of us have to follow the endless rules and procedures you're always reminding us about?
You're all a bunch of over-educated, over-paid, narcissistic, overblown children. Really, your dogs and cats are NOT that interesting; nor are all of your personal problems. I REALLY don't care if you're gay or straight or upside-down or just plain sexually confused -- why do you have to talk about it?!?! Do you care that I'm heterosexual? Do I remind you of that almost every day? Why do the rest of us need reminded that you're gay and involved in GLBT rights? We.Don't.Care.
Your ass is NOT made of gold -- and your shit stinks. January 30, 2012 0 71.146.19.74
someone somewhere project manager I have given my life to this company for the past 10 years, my dedication and work ethic have cost me two relationships and countless years off my life from stress. I have been denied a raise for the past four years because the company is going through a downward trend, despite posting profits for the past 3 quarters and having taken over three people's jobs to save the company money and keep it running.
My boss is one of the biggest douches I have ever met and constantly degrades employees, because I do not hunt and am not a religious country boy he treats me differently. I wouldn't mind as much if I were still appreciated or at least compensated for my work.
I have been applying for other jobs for the past 4 months, yet despite over a decade of real world experience as a project manager my lack of a bachelors thwarts me at every turn. I've been passed over for jobs by grads just out of college with no real experience or knowledge of project management. I can only believe that once I graduate in October things will change.. because right now I just feel lost and hopeless... January 30, 2012 0 74.138.128.176
On the Receiving End Hey! "Agent of Telus"- I'll show some respect when it is earned. And as for doing the job better---one of the reason's I hate my job is that I have to waste a good portion of my day dealing with call center and (so called) customer service staff who can't do anything but read off of a script. It isn't "racist" to know right away that you are going to have to deal with another person who does not know what they are doing- regardless of race! January 30, 2012 0 172.162.171.78
Almostdone I wish I could tell everyone what a shitty boss you are. You have NO credentials besides being a mother (hahaha that makes you qualified)! The only reason you got your job is probably because no one else applied or the fact that in this stupid town being born here somehow makes you think you are a star.
You are more two-faced, shallow, and petty than anyone I have ever met. You want to be hip and sadly think that you are despite your age. Maybe the alcohol has preserved you well but that doesn't mean someone 30 years younger than you wants to be "friends." And speaking of friends, its funny how bitchy you become the moment you even perceive that someone has "crossed you." I didn't sign a contract saying that I would stay here forever, so what the fuck do you think?
Is it a crime that I want a job that actually utalizes my skills? I have no intentions being a receptionist, after all, I have more education than you do. I am glad that I am almost done and will not have to see you again or deal with your petty bs.
I am much more professional than you are and I hate your unethical, manipulative behaviours. I can make the right decisions, but can you? Think with your head for once and maybe you can stop getting your goddamn emotions tangled into work all the time.
Save it for someone who cares, which I expect will be no one if you keep it up.
Thanks for nothing bitch. January 30, 2012 0 205.206.112.144
no mans land/hell Ok i cannot stand jealous women!!!!!!!!!every time i come in to work you have to pick on something im doing or wearing,just because you are old and going through menopause and may be bi-polar does not give you the right.Im so goddamn tired of you fucking up good days for me, keep your fucking ugly wrinkled face out of mine or i swear!!oh and you claim to be a christian that is so fucking funny,put on a face for someone else i see right through your fat fucking ass!!!!!!!!! January 30, 2012 0 108.67.18.208
The Return of Toilet Boy Awful funny how this "teamwork" shit only works in a single direction. I'm unable to hold up my over-proportional pile of the shit you hand me and then you have the balls to ridicule me as "not a team player"?
Go fuck yourself. Who's less of a team player? The guy who drops the ball, or the guy who deliberately throws it out of reach? January 30, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
Fuck You Chris Malepelli Fuck You Tatyana Kuzmik Fuck You Dana Hi Chris! You are the biggest pussy in Astoria! You no good for nothing sack of shit! FUCK YOU! I would beat the living shot out of you! I would rip your balls and shove it down your fucking throat! You cunt ass piece of shit! I'll fuck your wife right in front of your face, and make you swallow my jizz. That's right bitch! I didn't fuck that filthy cunt you no good for nothing sack of shit. PUSSY!
Tatyana Kuzmik, you flat chested piece of shit! I hope someone hits you with a hacksaw and makes you a vegetable! Die you cunt ass piece of shit! I will make you eat my shit! I will punch you right in your face and break your nose. You flat chested nasty ass ugly piece of shit! Fuck You!
Dana, you pussy ass piece of shit !!!!!!! Die mother fucker! January 30, 2012 0 198.228.222.145
grebo Uk Dogsbody had enough, tired, fed up with the bitching, the whispering in corners and petty mind games. Time for a new job... January 30, 2012 0 86.174.237.115
Marcia Brady US Kiss Ass Dear Ass Wart: Oh well you fart faced bitch, I am not doing anything you demand because hello? you are not the boss of me or of anyone else. You want to be the boss of something? Why don't your practice on yourself. Go look in the mirror and try not to vomit at the sight of yourself and then tell yourself that you suck and that you are fired. And then please go home so that we do not have to hear you bitch nag all fucking day you stupid shitty pus fart. January 30, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
rhianne polesworth/tamworth admin clerk Sick and fucking tired of getting treated like a piece of shit i would understand if i was a waitress/ scivvy but im not twat! and the other lazy bastards that sit on there arses all day and pretend to work and tell me thats what they do! fuck me am i a fool went to university dropped out because i thought it was for the best well no it fuckin wasn't you idiot now you have to watch as people look down on you and presume your as thick as pig shit argggghhhh wankers fuck you all January 30, 2012 0 94.10.60.145
Cap'n Cave Cow Florida Sales My boss is a fat bastard. he owes me TEN unpaid holidays and told another girl I work with that because she is part time she doesnt get paid for them at all. Indeed she does, just not as many hours as a full timer. ASSHOLE! January 30, 2012 0 63.111.38.122
Fuckface I only had to go to bed at 230 am last night because I have homework so no big deal right? U have to have your fuckin son call me at 8 in the fucking morning and ask me to go all the way downtown to work for her sorry fucking ass. She knew she coulnt work since last night and yet instead it seems more fun to make my life fucking miserable if you were my mother Id wanna kill myself u crazy bitch. YOU go fucking work now n man up January 30, 2012 0 69.157.152.245
Tara Wales about to be laid off Please stop saving money at the expense of your workers' health! Turn on the bloody heating, it's fucking January and it's freezing! You're such fucking bastards! January 30, 2012 0 81.156.12.70
In HELL doormat for the ignorant Monday fucking Monday. I am in a foul mood. Have to deal with the incompetent for another fucking week. Just so you all know- I hate every fucking each and every one of you. Fuck you. Fuck your shitty ignorant lives. Fuck this job. FUCK! January 30, 2012 0 174.252.152.91
Dexter Behind you Survivor Oh fer fuck's sake, Jessica, will this never end? Every single day when you come to work and bitch and moan about what a pain in the ass your husband is, and how much you'd wish he'd move out, I thank my lucky stars I'm single. Sure you say he's never physically struck you, but he's assaulting you with words and actions that go beyond hitting you, and it does just as much damage. Honestly, if I were married and my husband treated me like yours does you, he'd be dead by now. Sure I'd be in prison for life, but he wouldn't be treating me like a doormat or messing with my shit anymore. If the guy actually pulled a gun on me the way you say yours did, I'd be exonerated as acting in self-defense. January 30, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
Stressed At Work What is a high paying job, if every night when you go t work even before you start your shift, stress comes your way.. Stress from the job that you need to perform and stress from the people around you.. I'd rather have a job that pays just enough but with a happy environment.. Maybe what i'm saying is that... I WANT A STRESS-FREE LIFE!!! January 30, 2012 0 112.198.79.132
Priss GB Teacher Fuck you with your attitudes! OK, so I'm a foreigner, but you shouldn't be treating me like muck! January 30, 2012 0 81.156.12.70
Fed up! England Charity worker I don't care if everyone says I should be grateful for having a job! I finally find a job after volunteering for over a year and it looked amazing. Really diverse, lots of experience... perfect? NO!! All I have been doing for 9 months is sitting at a desk EVERY day doing literally the same thing OVER AND OVER AND OVER! Lucky me? I wish I'd carried on volunteering at least I enjoyed it there!! TO ALL EMPLOYERS.... DON'T lie on your job description!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can do so much more than sit on my arse all day and get RSI from typing shit that I don't even care about! SCREW YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 30, 2012 0 90.201.67.162
....... ...... ......... we've all had this discussion at work already, but it still makes the atmosphere very uncormfortable coz she gives off an odor of "i'm better than you all" January 30, 2012 0 188.28.41.233
a a a If you hired me to work then how about leaving me alone for longer than two minutes so I can actually get some fucking work done. Cunts. January 30, 2012 0 82.12.157.181
agent of telus racists..once they hear an asian voice or accent,you'll feel the shit in their pants..tsk tsk.. canadians really have those attitudes..can't you just accept that we perform your jobs better than you do??show some respect please..damn this world.. January 30, 2012 0 203.87.201.38
Michael GA Kroger I hate my job. My boss keeps cutting hours and I barely have any money at the end of the week to pay for gas. I just fuckin my job its lonely and messes up with my sleep/school scheduale January 29, 2012 0 99.110.185.251
Somebody Somewhere Something I just wanted to say that since my attitude has improved to more of a "can do" and "team first" attitude that I have been less stressed and more open to being reliable and productive. The only thing I have control over in that environment is myself, and I finally learned to accept that.
I'm not going to let anyone make me stressed, it's simply not worth it. The reason people try and target other people is usually jealousy or insecurity. If you feel like a target, consider who is doing the targeting and think why they might be jealous of you, or feel insecure about you.
Also I find that masturbating while on the clock is a good way to waste time and if I really want the day off, I can just poop on the floor. January 29, 2012 0 68.14.83.180
number 4653273 - no name uk what ever they feel like Please find enclosed my letter of resignation I fucking hate this company and all you cunts that work here. The end.
Yours faithfully
Betty ‘IM NO LONGER YOUR FUCKING SLAVE’ Hellford. January 29, 2012 0 86.5.75.197
U Are a Mole I hate you tA.g you fucking cow!!!! Two face bitch I hate you. You stole the wine And fucking what's his name? He's using you for ass! Hahahaha! January 29, 2012 0 122.60.129.30
Stressed worker San Francisco Grunt I have worked here for 2 and a half years, with no raise. Not even a cost of living raise! The "witch" who interviewed/hired me failed to tell me the company was freezing raises until they feel like giving them again. Who does that? It pisses me off that I wasn't informed of this until I worked there a year. Plus, the "powers that be" watch our every move, every minute of our day. What a bunch of a-holes. Unfortunately it's difficult to quit because of the job market. If I had knows that a bunch of jerks ran this company, I would have stayed on unemployment. January 29, 2012 0 75.36.221.159
Eighth Circle of Hell When one of your clients aproaches one of your workers to warn them they are being backstabbed by their colleague, what do you reckon that says about your company's reputation?
When a dedicated worker is hounded out of their job by a racist c**nt you turn a blind eye to, what kind of employer does that make you?
And how and why should a month-worth of workload be delivered in 72 hours of unpaid overtime - time and time again?
One day, the 21st century will catch up with this place. You'll get a shock of a lifetime - and not a moment too soon. January 29, 2012 0 212.56.88.101
anonymous King of Prussia, PA Server So, our restaurant Sullivans Steakhouse just informed us that we won't be able to keep our credit card tips at the end of the day. We won't get them till our pay period is up. Who the fuck do they think they are!!!!! It is our money, not theirs!!!! What are they going to use the money in a account so they can get interest for a few weeks????? I hope more people throughout the company also post similar rant's!!!!! I think they are about to loose a lot of employees!!!!! If we wanted a job where we would get a paycheck every 2 weeks we would get a "real job" January 29, 2012 0 71.224.170.49
David US Cleaner Interfering workers who are telling on others about you. Get a life! January 29, 2012 0 82.14.4.53
I know when I visit This site that my job is overwith Sometimes I think Id be happier in life being a cleaner that dealing with all this political bullshit. January 29, 2012 0 124.182.58.209
Tasha I hate having to deal with the needy, cheap and rude customers!! I understand the economy is bad but damn, really?!?! You go f***ing crazy just bcuz it's .50 cents more than what you paid for. You put us through so much s***, bcuz your idiot self forget a coupon, and make us go through a hell of a work just so you can get a couple dollars off!! I mean really!! Cheap a** mother f***er!! And these f***ing old a** people, taking their sweet a** time looking through their big a** duffle bag to get the exact change like your going to win a f***ing prize or something!! And seriously, if you think you can come by my register with a stupid a** attitude like your the s*** then you need to check yourself. If I can, I would beat the s*** out of you and make you eat your own s***!! I don't care about your miserable life, so don't take your lousy pathetic problems out on me bcuz I can make your life a living hell!!! January 28, 2012 0 198.228.195.147
I HATE THE CUSTOMERS You Triple Play Customers are some nasty ass bastards and have no manners. Stop calling me looking for free shit you cheap bastards, if you can't afford to pay the bill get a smaller package or get another job you bastards. Customers If you want to switch to another carrier then do it and stop bitching to me about it you AssH*les. F*ck Triple Play and F*ck the rude impatient nasty customers that call. Oh by the way to all you rude nasty ass customers enjoy the Playboy channel and the X-rated movies I added to your account you dumb F*cks .Keeping being nasty and rude next time I'll fucking disconnect your services you pigs January 28, 2012 0 108.27.101.198
state employee new mexico state employee managers always see the bad, never the good.respect in the workplace training in a sham. January 28, 2012 0 97.123.130.87
Tired of it San Diego clerical
Today is Saturday. I can't get what they did to me at work off my mind. There is retaliation going on now. I want to transfer to another department. But what if I get an evaluation (my last one was last May) and it's negative? Sure I can appeal it but if I have that hanging on my head as I am trying to start another job in another department then I have a dark cloud over me from the start and they will wonder why and I don't want the baggage to follow me.
In 17 years working for this government job, I have never seen anything so corrupt. Nobody believes me. And now I am treated different because I blew the whistle and called the union.
If I retire now, I get 40% of my income. Might be worth the piece of mind and if the economy were better, I could supplement it with a temp job or something. But I am in my fifties now and even though I have 17 years of experience under my belt, what good is it when you are older and I still don't have a college degree? And there is so much competition. I would settle for greeter at Walmart but I think it's a volunteer job. Sitting next to the person who attacked you that has not only the power but has clout and backup power with her boss, our manager and her manager, and I am nothing but a lowly clerk, I lose.
You can't fight city hall and it's true when you have a government job and you get into trouble like this. The union is a joke. Office of Internal Affairs is another joke. In the end I am on my own. All I can do is pray for a way out. I am a hard worker, I am a dedicated worker. I have disabilities that they know about such as ADHD, Depression, OCD, and Anxiety. I am a bag of mixed nuts but have been under a doctor's care and on medication since 2002. Our former manager was laid back and they all accepted me but she retired. Now we have a micro manager "snoot wad" who is like a military by the book, no excuses rottweiler "watch dog" who runs our division. She knows nothing about me nor does she care. She collaborated with my boss who was already nit picking me and angry at me for who knows what? And they attacked me. But there was no "write up", no verbal warning. They had nothing but they managed to shoot me down and destroy my confidence in something I had some pride in and that was my work. I automate things for them. I am an Excel guru (as they call me), a Data Diva who gets things done for these people who need things now. They always would say "Do your magic" and I who already work out of class and can't get promoted because I didn't go to college and my unique skills don't have a name am now in the dog house. There is no other department that knows they need what I do. I created a lot of it myself. I love Access, and Excel and all the automation, conditional formatting, vlookups I do and I am the macro queen with customizations. So many times they would say "what would we do without you" and now this. Our new manager doesn't care about this, maybe she is intimidated that I know something and she can't "micro manage it" because it goes over her head. I can't find work at home jobs. Last time I tried in 2007 I lost a few thousand dollars. I tried Pre-Paid Legal in 2005 and that didn't pan out. This rant page is my only outlet. I know that nobody at my job will read this. I haven't mentioned names nor did I say anything that wasn't true. A hostile working environment is a tough place to find yourself in. And I have been in it since mid December. And it doesn't look like it will go away. Unless our manager or my boss go away or I go away. I am stuck, and they aren't moving anywhere. I wish for them more than I wish for myself. I wish they would promote and move on to greater things. I wish for myself a lateral transfer or a not too steep demotion just for peace of mind and better health. January 28, 2012 0 68.8.97.199
joe somehwere serving the ass hole costumer i hate fucking costumer they can just eat my shit and suck my toe nail. i hate my manager cos he is so gay and he cant even get any woman so he have to hire all the girl to work with him so one day he think that he might have a change on the girll. thank you January 28, 2012 0 86.166.150.166
crap crap crap they moved me from another company because i have special skills you asshole. Why are you trying to drive me out of the company. You are a insecure piece of shit. Are you jealous that i am barely 30, female and already earning more than you. I wish you would crawl back under the rock you came from. You worthless piece of crap. I used to love my job now i hate it. You keep breathing down my neck trying to pretend you know what i am doing. I am going to do all i can to get you fired. You stupid cunt January 28, 2012 0 93.205.110.116
Ashley UK scapegoat Have you ever noticed that everyone hates you, despises you, and is afraid of you? No? Well, open your eyes. Look around. People would be happier if you returned their greeting or at least acknowledged them when they greet you. Being civil doesn't cost you any money.
And, please, oh please, cover your tattoos when you come to the office. Why should we all watch you tasteless tattoos on your aging skin? I have a good mind to ask you one day if you used to be a man - what lady would have had all those vulgar tattoos done?
Oh, and before I forget, shove your attitude up your arse. When you die, we're going to have a huge office party instead of going to your funeral. I'll do the catering. Josh will provide music. And the entertainment - well, your absence and death will be enough. January 28, 2012 0 81.158.16.25
Hoping for a way OUT Last week I interviewed for another job. If they can meet my base salary requirements I will take the pay cut. Omg....I have been dreaming if having a semblance of what approaches a life. One which I'm not expected to commute unbelievable distances, work all hours, receive no pay for overtime, be a slave to every fools whim as well as measures and statistics. Ok. I admit it. I chose incorrectly. Have I not paid? The student loan debt is off the charts. I cannot find a job in my profession and therefore cannot progress. So I give up. Surrender. Is that what I need to do? Done. Just someone for the love of all that's sacred, get me the fuck out of where I am at "professionally" right now. I. Am. Begging. You. January 28, 2012 0 174.252.186.66
It strikes From out of the past like lightening This actual event happened years ago and it still fucks me off when I think about it.
I was working at a supermarket and talking to the customer, who was a friend of a friend. As I scanned a bottle of wine I made the comment "all you need now is a loaf of bread"
This got us talking about poetry and the fact that I could reference world fameous poets led to him saying
"I wouldn't have thought someone like you would know about stuff like this"
Someone like me. Someone who fucking works in a supermarket. Someone who has got more than two fucking braincells to rub together. I can't remember your name friend of a friend man but damn you've managed to piss me off to this day with your inane words.
I've read books. practically live at the library and am in the middle of writing my first novel.
So yeah it's actually pretty fucking concievable that someone "like me" would know epic poetry January 28, 2012 0 202.89.141.94
Dogsbody UK Librarian Listen, I don't want to spend the entire day in a freezing cold room reshelving books just because your incompetent minions totally fucked up. No, I don't want to come in after hours, or on the weekend, either. You think you're always right, don't you, and you can give everyone shit when you're wrong and make it look like it's their fault. Well, you know what... wake up and get a life. Quit your tennis and bowling tournaments and look around you. When you're in work, you should be working, not arranging your leisure time. FUCK OFF AND DIE! January 28, 2012 0 81.158.16.25
digital dogsbody hell scapegoat Leave me the fuck alone and stop pulling me off task to attend meetings and discussions and stop fucking asking me how much longer I will take because every stupid interruption makes the project take longer. How can you not understand the concept that I need to be left the fuck alone if you want me to finish this? Christ. Leave me a alone and let me do my job. You bunch of utter fuckwits. January 28, 2012 0 85.210.191.219
Depressed Here Guess So much for the policies about dignity and respect in the workplace. Since the first time I met you, you've criticised me because you think I'm not entitled to work at this level because deaf people are obviously not up to it. Actually it's because you can't handle me having all the experience and qualifications when you just drifted into this line of work and don't have any aptitide at all.
You've been trying to get me out of there in favour of people who meet your idea of the right ones for the job - ones who will cringe and scrape to you - and you know I never will do that, don't you? I'm glad that really winds you up because you not competent to manage a kid's party let alone a multi million department. It's just amaxing that nobody has dealt with that yet.
It's a shame that none of the top managers here are bright enough to realise that you are really just a manipulative gobby idiot without the skills or experience for any of what you're being allowed to do. I can't wait for the company to be forced to accept that you are a cockup merchant and fire you in the most humilating way possible. Even if I am on the dole then, I am going to be there waving flags, cheering and laughing my socks off. Can't wait... January 28, 2012 0 78.146.13.10
Frustrated Hell Doormat I would come in at 7 or 8 am if it meant me getting to leave on time. You make us all work more than 10 hours on a standard day, more than 12 when we have to work overtime. Going home after 7 is normal for me, I have no social life, i have lost most of my friends, all my relationships don´t work out. When spoken to about this you said you think the hours we work is still acceptable and that in the beginning we would need to work a little harder. you bastard, I have worked here for 3 years already and still pulling the long days. I am completely on top of my projects and am ready to meet my deadlines but you can´t stand that your manager likes me so much and always says what a good job I am doing, so you feel the need to put me down and pile up the work from other colleagues.
You idiot, you concentrate on things that don´t matter and work on details that no one cares about. The sad thing is that if I want another position with the company I need your permission. I was here way before you, I used to love my job, I used to have fun. all before you came along. now I crawl out of bed in the morning and drag myself to work to only crawl back into bed as soon as I come home just because I can no longer cope with the workload. When I called in sick you weren´t happy, when I work weekends just to catch up with work, you weren´t happy. Spoke to HR and they said that I needed to bring this up with you. How am I supposed to reason with an infant, someone who is jealous of my success. I have so many people who want me to move into their department but you keep blocking me.
I know that the only reason you do this is because I am good at my job and am probably the only person in our team who knows what I am doing. I have never done anything to you so stop treating me like shit. Pregnant now so would not be smart to leave the company as I lose my benefits during maternity leave. God I hate my job and my boss. Trust me I will leave you and do it when you need me most. January 28, 2012 0 93.205.110.116
LL San Diego clerk
Please Michele get a promotion. Diana get one too. Both of you please go away. Win the lottery, get rich husbands and wonderful promotions.
Every day is a war zone. I want both of these out of my life. So I hope they find good jobs and leave. January 28, 2012 0 68.8.97.199
Kent New holland Cuntface Fuck working with women, stuck up, two faced fucking whores. Hey slut, I heard what you said about me, go die with your drug fucked family. January 28, 2012 0 121.219.138.203
J
I work at a hard labour job where I work harder than a Jew in a concentration camp. I work 6 days a week, and I still only get less than 32 hours a week! To make things worse, I'm on the verge of being fired for various reasons.
Normally, I would be happy if I get fired from my job, but where I live it's almost impossible to get a job. You have a better chance of becoming an actor/actress in Hollywood. January 27, 2012 0 142.162.162.218
Fuck Off And Die, Bitch Who the fuck do you think you are? At your age acting like you are in high school, treating me like shit when I've busted my ass for you? You run a FAST FOOD joint, get over yourself, you're no better than the rest of us who have to work under you. Three fucking years at this location compared to your year and a half? Hours cut so I can't even pay my fucking bills, refusing to give me the hours I DESERVE, whining and bitching about the pettiest things?! I get written up for excessive breaking for getting stuck in traffic while running an errand for you - how does that even make sense? I have a fucking excuse, and you fire me anyway? I have to hear it second hand, you don't have the fucking balls to tell me this shit? Fuck you, who the hell do you think you are fucking with people's jobs in this economy? I hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit! You stupid, ugly, fat bitch, just go ahead and die, save us all the drama and bullshit! I can't even put this all into words, there isn't anything degrading, or obscene enough to properly describe you. Have fun making fries and flipping patties the rest of your pathetic life you miserable whore, i'll be sure to visit once I've got my degree and rub it in your self righteous face, just as soon as I spit in it. I hate you and I really hope you die, i'd be pissing on your grave and laughing! January 27, 2012 0 98.181.43.37
Office Bitch Hell in the fucking hell of s READY TO GOOOOOO A new job is right around the corner you cock sucking mother fuckers and I can't fuckin' wait to get the hell out!!!!!!!!!! bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Fuck'ya'l!!!! Fuck ya'l - every single one of you fucking idiots waste of fucking space, breathing air, cockroaches mother fuckers bahahahahaha!!!! Stay and piss in your own shit and die while I get the fuck out!!!! Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 27, 2012 0 68.146.107.204
i can't say nope never I know the "strain" my being so cripplingly sick causes to the company. I wouldn't have called in sick if I wasn't sick. It's also the first time in months that I've been sick and you know this. You know my attendance is better than before. You also know not to harass me about unrelated topics when I only called (ages in advance!) to let you know I wouldn't be in for a couple of days while I recover. But no. My word isn't good enough. I have to go to a doctor, tell you I saw that doctor, tell you exactly what was wrong with me, you want a list of my symptoms and you want to take out your frustrations on me. Also, I'm not allowed to decide whether or not i'll be in tomorrow. Because infections magically disappear after a 24 hour period. I don;t know, maybe you've never been sick in your life. Oh, and remember the time you told me not to get sick for a specific amount of time? Yeah, hang on, I'll just write the viruses and bacteria a little note, shall I? I didn't realise we could decide when we got sick. January 27, 2012 0 69.22.174.106
W T F I've only started working at this place for 2 weeks and I already fucking hate this fucking job. These fucking people want water from a rock. The workload is intensely intense and incredibly overwhelming. I've been giving 100% and more but its never enough. I fucking hate my supervisor. She's the type of person who has no fucking clue of the amount of work I receive on a daily basis aside from everything else I have to due on a time constricted work schedule. They don't pay me overtime and the only way I can EVER finish the work is is I come in super early or stay stay late and im sorry, but you mother fuckers don't pay me enough to have me working like a fucking dog!!!! Fucking fuck shit I fucking hate it with a fucking passion. Fuck my stupid ass supervisor, fucking wicked witch of the east looking bitch, dumb fucking bitch, fucking inconsiderate bitch. Ugh I want to say fuck you to her sooooooooooo badly!!!!! I see between 2-15 clients on a daily basis and on top of attending them, I have 20 other things these freaking people want from me by 5 which is impossible!!!! I busted my ass in college to have this stupid fucking job, fuck outta here!!!! Fuck you job, I fucking hate you!!!! January 27, 2012 0 174.252.25.188
NotsoPC USA Intern I took this job as an unpaid intern. I was promised that this would be educational...it's not. I've served my time as an intern before; I'm cool getting coffee and doing other menial tasks, as long as I'm treated with respect. But you've seen my resume...I'm no lightweight. So don't treat me like an idiot. I'm finding something new and getting out of here as soon as that's lined up. Because I can tell when people are bashing me behind my back. I'm sorry I don't fit into your office "culture"...I'm sick of the "too cool for school" attitude that dominates here. Guess what, I'm a square! Oh, and I vote Republican too. Deal with it. January 27, 2012 0 76.99.54.147
team punching bag England assessor Fuck you, just fuck you, you heap on the work during the summer when my supervisor with whom I worked well with left for a different department had positive reviews, then you come in and micro manage everything to the point that the job is now impossible. I've been off work with stress I'm doing everything you ask, now you go collect every piece of dust and call it dirt. I don't bloody care anymore fire me whatever. Go rot, sod this fucking company. Remember this (and you two know who you are) what goes around comes around. To hell with corporate Britain!!! January 27, 2012 0 90.219.88.11
Niki Colorado, USA Manager I work at one of those archaic, behind-the-times companies that believes in the ridiculous "ass in chair" mentality, which basically states: you will be at your desk until 5:30pm (a 9.5 hour workday) every single day, NO MATTER WHAT. I've tried to battle this ridiculous rule several times and every time I get shot down: "We work long hours here, that's just the way it is." Have you ever heard of a "work-life balance"???
I'm not saying I need to be out of here at 4pm every day, but if it's blizzarding outside and the whole city is shutting down, don't make us stay at work so we can get into horrible traffic because the roads keep getting shittier by the minute. And when I want to host a fundraiser at my house for a local charity, don't tell me I have to move it to a late-evening event so I can sit here and stare at my computer screen.
I've missed social events, I've had arguments with my spouse, I've stopped working out, I've lost touch with people, I've literally pulled my own hair out... all because of this stupid mentality that we need to be here until 5:30pm even if we've worked our assess off all week.
So I sit here at 5:00pm feeling EXCEPTIONALLY bitter that I'm stuck here for another 30 minutes when I'd rather be heading up to the mountain to go skiing with my fiancee. He's been off work since 4pm, just waiting for me to get off work... so we can get stuck in shitty mountain traffic because of my late departure.
Even the Friday before a big holiday, when the entire city is leaving early, we're sitting here at our desks until 5:30pm. It fucking blows.
January 27, 2012 0 63.224.66.130
Frustrated Hell Doormat I have been working for the same company for years when my wonderful boss is promoted and left for a better job and was replaced by a complete dweeb.
He thinks that just because he has worked abroad in a neighboring country that he is so great. well guess what this is the 6th country I have worked in, but I don´t like to brag. He has two wonderful kids at home but seems to want to work 12 hour days and he expects that we all do that too. I am sorry that your family life is so awful that you don´t want to go home but don´t take it out on me. I actually care about my health. Been off sick with loads of doctors visits, not that he would bother to ask if I was ok. I am actually pregnant but don´t think that fucker deserves to know before the majority of my friends and family. Actually just to spite me he will probably work me harder to try to let me have a miscarriage. "When you get to my age and have my experience" "I am only 5 years younger than you, you Dickhead" "Oh you must preoccupied when you did this project" "I am human, I make mistakes especially when you don´t think of the big picture and try to present what you want in a way that would benefit us all". We all are apparently not good enough to talk to him as he is apparently brown nosing it with the senior management. People seems to like and respect me and usually I am the one who has to pull in favors when he messes up.
You stupid little dweeb, grow some balls, face your wife (I wouldn´t blame her if she was having an affair) and get your priorities straight. You are frigging 40, you are never going to amount to anything, EVER.
The worst thing is that you have no emotions, no personal side, "my god what did your father do to you growing up" Comment from a good friend!! January 27, 2012 0 207.171.191.61
Jay California Waitress Okay so this BITCH that I work with is supposed to be training for the managerial position, BUT she is such a FUCKING AIRHEAD!!! Everything is "Oh my God! I can't believe you can do this?!" or "Oh, that is sooooo neat!!!" BITCH PLEASE!!! She's lazy and thinks that b/c the position she is training for is over my current position that she can boss me around and do whatever the fuck she wants. She's cnstantly telling me shit like "The muffins are out." and then walking away like I'm supposed to scurry behind her and do her bidding. 9 times out of 10 I already knew I needed to refill something and am on my way to refilling it. So what is this bitch's purpose???????! Then she pretends she can't even do the most mundane tasks such as make coffee and warm up biscuits for breakfast....UNTIL my supervisor, who is above her in job ranking, tells her to do it and then she can magically do any and all things...DUMB BITCH!!! The crazy thing is she might be my supervisor in the near future or so she thinks! I will quit that bitchass job before I let her incompetent ass be my supervisor. Over and out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 27, 2012 0 96.18.124.206
doormat shithole doormat So did the slime ball butter your muffin? Come on, tell you piece of shit, when are they going to sneak in and cut me off? huh? You ain't got the balls to face me right straight up. You gotta sneak arojnd kike the little worm that you are. A real fucking back stabber.
Ya know what? For those you step on going up the laddder, you will face the very same ones as you fall down it.
Come on, make my day. January 27, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
unnapreciated planet take me for granted someone that deserves more. you fucking skinny piece of shit, who the fuck do you think you are? humiliate me in front of clients and colleges by pulling my jacket hood for having a customers car parked in customer parking? you lucky fucker... if i hadnt been in such a state of shock i would have ripped your fucking face off. then you have the nerve of "fineing" me and taking part of my wages that i work over 60 hours a week to earn??? are you being serious? WHAT THE FUCK. if i see any change in my pay chequee at all like you threatened me with i will drag your fucking weak pathetic ass out of the workplace put your face on a curb and curb stomp you. p.s. everyone knows your sleeping with one of the women there, literaly EVERYONE. the funny thing is everyone also knows the only reason shes sleeping with you is because shes using you. fuck you. January 27, 2012 0 86.140.134.80
Token Black Milwaukee Customer Service Manager So my boss spills coffee in my Blackberry and doesn't offer to pay for it. Although upset, I went and bought a new phone. I was shorted two days on my paycheck..ok, now i'm upset. Today, I was asked to go clean the men's rest room. I want to quit but can't afford to...THanks for letting me rant! January 27, 2012 0 66.195.146.193
TalentedShitShoveller UK ShitShoveller Hello SB. Thanks for all your 'help' over the last few months. I've really enjoyed listening to you smack your lips as you eat CONSTANTLY throughout the day, like a grazing sheep. You have no sense of personal space. There is more than enough desk space, why sit so close to me? And for the love of god, STOP THINKING YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I am more senior than you, I have more experience. That's why you didn't get my job. You think you're so FUCKING clever! But you are clueless. Stop questioning everything I say. I have more talent in my little finger than you can muster in your whole shit stained body. You are an ignorant, arrogant, cocky little SHIT. As soon as I've learned everything, I am going to gun you down in flames you little bastard. You clueless little cunt. Do your own work. January 27, 2012 0 109.158.184.217
I hate my job I have a manager who likes to be the buddy but to us he gives us all his work. He comes late daily and immediately goes outside to smoke his lungs out. He tells anyone how busy he is and tired (yeah RIGHT) If we tell anyone our problems, he goes into our stuff and messes our work up. I hate this overgrown baby (he's a man and acts like a kid) I love how he lies and lies and lies. When I finally quit I'm going to just disappear. No show. Leave that asshole strandard. You don't treat employees like doormats It's not okay to think just because you're the boss (and a dumb one at that) it's okay to be the way you are. It's terrible. Well, things will change and many people will loose their jobs due to the recent changes-including you I hope. Tony I hope you get diaherra today January 27, 2012 0 184.91.28.9
doormat shithole doormat You fucking piece of shit!!!! You didn't hink that I wouldn't find out!!!! You have the balls to go behind my back to some hack consulting company who tried to screw us over to replace me??? What in the fuck are you thinking? I've busted my ass for this firm for 6 years and this is how you are going to treat me!!!
First you sayt hat you wnat this fucking young kid to be trained to be my replacement. He screwed up and I yelled at the poor wonderchild and he went crying on your lap now you are moving forward to have some ass hole company to come in and screw me over. Wait until they get their claws into this place, you will not be able to sit down. They will fuck you and this company over so bad you would not know what day it was.
Hey you bitch, get this straight. I know things. You will wind up in court so fucking fast it will make your head spin. You will have to retire in the poor house.
Just wait, you fire me or take action against me, I will let the world know how screwed up this place is. January 27, 2012 0 24.38.96.34
Mind Your Business I started working at my job under one boss and was doing great and loving it, until my boss was promoted and I got a new one. He's a typical micro manager who doesn't seem to think I am capable of anything. He pops in my office at least 10 times a day, asks me the same questions over and over, and gives me conflicting infomation then acts like I don't understand and I can't handle it. ASSHOLE I have my damn masters. My old boss, you now Superior thought I was great at my job and you look down on her too. You're not so great get over yourself and learn to respect those you work with! January 27, 2012 0 68.115.136.254
Stressed the F out Friday. Not that this makes anything easier. It's like get off work, fall asleep early from exhaustion, have one day of normalcy, then all of Sunday preparing to return to hell the next day. The process just seems wrong. I really, truly, hate my job. I would really like to see at leeway 82% of the dumb shits I work with drop dead of a collective coronary (obesity, smoking, ignorance). The most worthless, disorganized, self-promoting, ignorant, ill-bred, poorly educated, socially inept motherfuckers I've ever had the misfortune of associating with. January 27, 2012 0 174.252.147.169
Dee New York Management Assistant I HATE HATE HATE MY JOB!!!! I have a 'supervisor' who delegates all her work on the assistants, talks to vendors about personal bullshit, spends more time in other peoples office talking talking talking then at the end of the day passes off the work that she didnt finish doing cause she was "sooo busy" to someone else to finish. She micro manages and goes behind your back to the big wigs to talk shit about you. when you call her out on it she claims she was trying to help you - BULLSHIT! maybe trying to help make me look bad thats about it! she has been with the company FOREVER so she takes advantage of her senority and has the big bosses backing her up. she can do no wrong, is nosey, puts her two cents in when not asked, is a 2 faced backstabbing, skinny, ugly BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! January 27, 2012 0 67.85.245.65
what the hell Well I would like to have a life. I am stuck working 12 hour shifts, 2 days on 2 days off. work every other weekend. Who's fucked up idea was this LOL. I cant do anything with this schedule. i have a hunger for learning and would like to take a college class but I would have to stay awake for days on end with this stupid schedule. I am stuck. too comfortable with the same old shit. Job pays all my bills and i cant complain and dont feel like quitting. 40 years old and too old to be quitting jobs. Oh well. January 27, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
Frank West Midlands E-Tester All i can say is Fuck you and your fucking company you said you would give me a fucking raise over 7months ago!.. I've seen fuck all only to discover you gave a foreigner a fucking raise more than what I'm earning and in another 6months time is going back home perminantly he's only here to make money to take home I heard it from the horses mouth!... Is this a fucking Joke I think so!.. I'm here forever Dickhead so don't you think you should show me some respect! I also discovered they're others who do no where near as important work as myself an I have covered their job in their absence??? So I bit the bullet and left without so much as a goodbye and bit the unemployment bullet. I ain't comin back an no I will not call you or contact you or even attend your gay little meeting to ask why I disapeared. You are causing me too much stress! I never heard anything from you regarding my payrise even after I asked you about 3-4 times with your bullshit reply as don't worry I'm sorting it out... 7months and you give somebody else one a few weeks ago huh???? So you've taken me for a ride and used my expertise to show others what I do and train others with no fucking rewards!.. Your company is a joke and you should learn to respect your employee's and realise you have an issue before it's too late!.. Final thought FUCK YOU!!.. lol January 27, 2012 0 86.162.199.138
No Confidence San Diego clerical To Ms Micro Manager: You have brought down our office to a bad morale. Nobody likes you. You think your stuff don't stink. You are too good to talk to anyone under the Principal Accountants. And your boss is your best friend so you can do no wrong. You are untouchable. I hope they send you to Audits and you don't supervise.
To my boss: We were friends but you are disrespectful, don't communicate well and make me look stupid. And when you did what you did last week and ganged up on me and took away all confidence, I had requested that you only communicate by email to me. You tried to talk down to me and call me to your desk but I had the gag order back on that you are to communicate by email. You need to get another job and go away. Get your promotion; marry your boyfriend and go back to Greece. You have a temper and I have tried so hard to work for you but you are impossible. Both you and Micro Manager I want you to have more than what I want for myself. Just to promote and move away. I only ask that I get something whether lateral or demotion so I can get away. I am sick of sitting in a war zone everyday and nobody thinks anything of it. We don't need a watchdog in the office Ms Micro manager. What product are you bringing to the table?? Where are you pulling your weight? You think we aren't competent to do our jobs Ms Perfect? Well Ms Perfect, I know you couldn't possibly have a man in your life because you are too snooty and come across as a total snob.
So I hope you have a lonely celibate life. And I hope your daughter sees this is how you are and you will lose her respect because mother/daughter relationships are hard. You will lose your daughter because she will move so far away from you when she gets older and she will marry and you won't see your grandchildren. But you put that on yourself. I thought you were pretty when I first saw you. But pretty is as pretty does. And you are ugly through and through. I have no regard for you. You need to go away. Move to DC, anywhere where I never see you again. I wish you the best health and wealth and all but just not in my life. You destroyed my self esteem by saying I needed more supervision than a competent employee. That means you think of me as incompetent. You ruined our office. January 27, 2012 0 68.8.97.199
Not your Doormat God we fucking hate the sight of you. ANd for thelove of Christ, will you please stop wearing those hideous animal print blouses! Big fat crazy zebra or whatever the fuck that was today. Are you a tigress? You're a delusional, narcissistic cunt who thinks the universe revolves around her. I can't wait til the day you get eaten or taken the fuck out of our sight. I hope to Christ the next company absorbs us and takes us the fuck over. Maybe they will replace your skank ass with someone as bad, but it won't be you. And go fuck with someone else because I will haunt you like the motherfucking Blair Witch. Big Girl on Campus stomps out smart but meek employees. Ohhhh and how you sulk when you get your ass in some hot water! I love it! Deceitful old bitch! How you pretend to care about people and always sending this one and that one flowers! We hate you! The whole fucking place knows you do it so that you can use your very favorite word: "I"!!! I do this and I did that and I I I I. How did the world get by before you were born:?? HEll if I know! Oh go fucking blow your brains out you ill mannered fuckwit! Please take your little puppets with you. we so hate you. January 26, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
Pokey British Columbia Pharmacy FUCK YOU CF....YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR, AND NOW EVERYONE WILL KNOW. BITCH YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU SAD PATHETIC OLD CUNT January 26, 2012 0 184.65.95.111
Hmm South of Hell Whipping post So of was in the office before 90% of you even tho I have to commute in the worst weather, which made me late. Walked by your desk, "supervisor," and saw all that work piled on your desk with little sticky notes bearing my name. Really had to laugh at that one considering the fact that I had an interview yesterday, which went quite well. Should have a few more coming up. Are you intelligent enough to winder why recently I just smile at the shit you toss my way? And that creepy smile I plaster on whenever you pretend to have a clue? That feels great. Yes, I will take a salary reduction to get the F out of that job. And all that work be back to yours. Enjoy! January 26, 2012 0 174.252.186.239
Jason California Assistant to a Cheesmoso My boss runs this small company and pisses everyone off. He is the king of tattle-telling (aka cheesmoso). Only the owner who is above him has more authority. He always tells the bad things that we do (if any) so he can look better. He believes that he his running this hypocrisy.....will tell more later...he's coming...gtg... January 26, 2012 0 67.23.210.132
Polly UK Prime Examiner You know, boss, the students are always right, especially when they lie. You are always right, especially when you give out contradictory orders, requests or information. If anything goes wrong, you always have a go at me, because you are always right. Remember when you told me to supervise that student during the break, and then, when I did, had a go at me because apparently I was impinging on her human rights, which apparently include getting hold of an exam beforehand? And when you told me off for monitoring students for unfair practice attempts? And when you told me off for not having had the fucking materials from you, which you had in your office, but had forgotten about? When you threatened me with disciplinary procedure because a student took offense when I confiscated a crib note? Go fuck yourself. I quit. Find someone else to do my job, and to put up with you. You stay where you are, waking up alone because none of your marriages have lasted: no wonder why. I don't want to see pics of your grotesque grandchildren (one of the poor fuckers takes after you, which is seriously not good, but hopefully his attitude will be better than yours). I don't want to hear how lonely you are. Go fuck yourself, Polly's quittin'. January 26, 2012 0 81.156.11.213
Stephanie You are a psychologically sick person who needs serious help. Your behavior is disruptive and no one wants to work with you. Your emotional outburst this morning cost us one of our best customers. She called me later and said she would not be back as long as you are working here. Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do since you and the owner lick each other's cunts. January 26, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
Lucy There Rtt I always hated you, you were never my friend. F,uck you'boss January 26, 2012 0 86.3.149.195
ihatemornings Chicago entry level guy I'm not a fucking intern and yet they treat me like one and they call me an intern in this fucking place. I studied hard in college. Actually, I sacrificed a lot in college to study hard. At least that's what I thought. And I did my extra-curriculars. I wanted to get all college had to offer. I tried my best. I really did. I was pissed off at B+s and except for the periods I went through major depression, I was always career oriented, trying to find what I want to do after college. Actually, I could even make the case that job searching stress is what caused me depression in college in the first place.
Now what the fuck do I have to show for that? I get up every morning yelling why do i have to go to work today. My work is stupid. There's no point. I don't want to move up in this field. I am ready to quit any moment. I don't want to learn about this boring industry. I don't care about what my boss does. My boss tells me that I should be more interested and ask more questions. Hey, girl, CANT YOU SEE THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED!?
I go to the fire escape stairway by myself when nobody is looking and I have no work (which happens all the time), and take secret naps. Nobody cares anyways. It's a dirty little stairway and I don't give a fuck. I only get 5 1/2 hours of sleep because I want to escape from my shit life as much as possible into the night. I worry that when I sleep, I wake up and all that work shit has to happen all over again. So I try to put off sleeping as much as possible with caffeine.
I deserved more. Fuck you. God, I deserved more than this. Why do others get better jobs than me, and I suck, when I worked hard. I worked hard. What do you want from me? Why do I have to do this meaningless, boring shit for people. I really want to quit and stop doing this. And yet, I'm scared. So I'm stuck. Will employers think I'm bad because I quit so early? I guess so. But sometimes, I feel like it doesn't matter. It won't matter because at least I will be able to quit. Quitting means no more of boring shit at work. There should be more than this out there. There must be more than this out there. I'm so tired of this shit. How do I change it? How the fuck do I get out of it? I feel shitty about my job. January 26, 2012 0 66.7.58.13
Pissed Off Texas OfficeMax Fuck you Store Manager and ASM, ya'll don't do shit around here and treat the part-time employees like dirt, specifically the cashiers. Get paid $7.90 per hour to stress out and take bullshit all day long, guess what:
FUCK YA'LL GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING BITCHES. FUCKING DUMB ASS ASSHOLES!!! January 26, 2012 0 173.185.20.32
The Return of Toilet Boy A Work Rant Haiku - by Toilet Boy
You want it when, bitch?
Don't make me laugh in your face.
You can go to Hell. January 26, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
digital dogsbody hell scapegoat Project has deadline. Deadline approaches. Project nearly done. Boss #1 adds extra work to project. Deadline remains. Extra work pushes project over dedaline. Deadline is missed. Boss #2 wonders why. Arse. Elbow. What's the difference? Apparently nobody knows. January 26, 2012 0 85.210.191.219
ex slave in a happier place now!! former resident slave ~~fourth rant this time around..still unemployed and still happier..the last place left such a bad effect i may never go back to work..definately not going back to help the disabled..and that's a shame..they really had nothing to do with me leaving, it's just that the company i worked for so completely stuck it to me minus the vaseline that i am just done..anytime you go to work and your employers smile in your face and pat you on the back and are completely the polar opposite of that it leaves a residual stain that says "no thank you" to ever wanting to do that kind of work again...unfortunately the people i served (DD adults) have so little resources when it comes to who comes into their homes to help them, i wasn't even given an opportunity to tell them goodbye, and for that alone God will punish those people responsible, mainly the branch administrator and her teenage house supervisors..when you're singled out, on a whim, and fired for no reason, other than to prove a point..then karma will eventually kick in and deserving souls will get theirs..it's funny cuz if i was so bad why didn't anyone contest my unemployment claim?..so fine, i'll sit home and let you pay me..you deal with behaviorally challenged adults...but then you're just one large client yourself, aren't you?...and i'll make sure everytime i see one of those clients in the community i tell them what you did..maybe when they go back and complain to their guardians about you, you'll be the ones without jobs..in the meantime..thankyou and fuck you very much January 26, 2012 0 71.220.131.177
DANTE'S INFERNO THE 9 STAGES OF HELL I seriously want to curl up into a ball and cry my eyes out....either that or punch the living crap out of 4 specific people I work with.....I really feel like becoming an alcoholic or taking up street drugs just to fucking deal with this place. I pride myself on having restraint but I am at my wit's end dealing with the fuckfaces that I work with......I have training for a new job at the end of March (2 months to the day actually from today) and after that it is sayonara baby to this fucking hellhole....two more months, two more months....the only thing keeping me sane is knowing this. January 26, 2012 0 24.72.40.44
londongirl london admin Starting a new job, 3 months probation.
I took a day off sick last Friday. Came back Monday, explained that I was having a miscarriage (so stupid of me, I know). Boss was away, came back Tuesday, called me to a meeting: "how are you, (in pain with contractions, upset and tired, thanks), so sorry for you (yes, poor me) but we need to talk about your job, you are no longer suitable (am I not now!)
Same female boss who took me into meeting the week before to congratulate me about my work performance! It's not legal to sack me because you are afraid that I might get pregnant!
Being on probation, I am on 1 week notice - but no one clarified anything to me. And today, she told me "I thought you wanted to finish this week, but well if you really want to come back next week, you can"
I dont' want to come back, but I want my money! I am so furious!
January 26, 2012 0 94.193.49.53
Unhappy at Work San Diego clerical
Where I work, we have a "micro manager" that took over our division 2 years ago. Since she has taken over our division it is total hell to work in. Her and my boss collaborated and did something horrible to me. My boss sends me an email to meet her in the cafeteria for a "Performance Evaluation" which is what she does every year. But this time, it's 7 months later. She is mad at me had has been pinging me for little things for the past few days. Now I get this email. I ask her why am I getting another evaluation. She refuses to tell me. I have to wait a half hour and stew on this? So I call the union. They have her cancel and reschedule so I can have a rep. The next week on the day before the meeting, I had been so sick and throwing up and not being able to digest food and in excruciating pain. So I take FMLA leave with my doctor note. I am gone for a week, forcing her to reschedule. When we did finally meet, she had her boss in there and our "micro manager". The three of them against me and I have my union rep sitting next to me taking notes. The things they say are outright lies and damaging things that make me look incompetent. They brought up things that I have done wrong that we resolved and they acted like it was continuing when I was working on them. This totally destroyed me and made me lose confidence in my job. After this meeting I requested I be moved and only have my boss contact me by email. I told them I have ADHD which they already know. I was waiting for the accommodation from my doctor which never came. A week or more goes by and then yesterday my boss decides she can call me to her desk and demand what I am doing and talk to me like a child and I went to her boss and said she is supposed to email me. She wasn't helpful so I went straight to our Controller who defended them and hadn't even read what was written but said she felt they had my best interests at heart. One of the things said was that I needed constant supervision more than an adequate employee would need. I was crying and I went to our HR person who was easier to speak with. But she can't move or reassign me to another supervisor. The only thing if they can do anything is to move me to another cubicle as I previously requested and have my supervisor email me. I felt like I was attacked and didn't want to face my attacker at work in a hostile work environment where the unspoken rule was that I had to be quiet and they could chit chat and be their normal selves. It made for a lonely uncomfortable place to work. I would put headphones on to drown them out. But when my boss decides she can just call me to her desk at will and grill me on what I am doing and micromanaging me, I had to do something. So I stirred up a hornet's nest for sure. I have to find another job. I am over 50 so that will be hard. I lost my confidence because they claimed I made so many mistakes. My last performance evaluation said the opposite just 7 months ago, how I work with minimal supervision. How could I go from being this great person who works well with others and all to this incompetent person who needs a monkey on her back all the time? I have gone on one interview for a demoted position but nothing came of it. I am on like 5 different transfer lists. At this point I am so desperate. I told our controller that my health is more important. The irony is that I was getting nowhere with our manager's boss and she was defending them and had not even read what they wrote, and when I got fed up and finally asked "couldn't I just take 2 weeks off vacation to look for another job?" she told me I would have to go through my supervisor. This is my rant, and I can't say where I work, but I will tell you it's a government job. I also pointed out to our HR that our manager is a micro manager and how if you are going to micromanage, can you have time to do your job? Is her job only as a watchdog? What product is she bringing to the table? Government jobs are taxpayers money. I really think if we could move this micro manager out of our office, our morale would improve and save money and we would be more productive. But I have lost all confidence in myself to stay there (me who used to get awards - one time 3 years in a row). I have to go to a demoted job I feel I can do. It's $400 a month less but if I go into early retirement, I only get 40% of my income. At this point I don't care who knows anymore. I even told our controller that "you don't know what everyone is going through. I have nothing left to lose and only I will tell you what is going on. She is micro managing us and we are not happy" She can take it or leave it. Because this is her staff too. She promoted this person to "micromanage" us whether she intended to or not. 2 years ago when she was going to hire her, we warned her and told us our concerns of what we heard about her and she was like "oh just give her a chance". So one year goes by and we don't notice anything because she is off for having surgery, having to take excess vacation off or lose it. But this past year she definitely is flexing her micromanaging muscles. January 26, 2012 0 68.8.97.199
Haywood The Executive Mens Room Kennel cleaner Melissa, I've said this before and I'll continue to say it for as long as I work for you: You're a delusional idiot. Those meds you're on are doing far more than controlling any kind of "seizure disorder" you MAY have. You say the "positive" side effect is that they've helped you lose about 80 pounds over the last year and a half since you started taking them, but there are some other NOT so good side effects, too. They have you going off in so many different directions, you're becoming more and more detached from reality. You spent thousands of dollars unnecessarily trying to get the "privilege" of being able to see your own MOTHER. You completely ruined your chances way back when you didn't have the guts to simple GO DOWN THERE and SEE her! Instead, you poured thousands of dollars into a guardianship case that you ultimately gave away by firing your attorney before the first HEARING, simply because you misread his fee agreement and either didn't see or understand the meaning of the word "initial". So, when he asked for additional retainers, you canned him. When you decided to go into that hearing anyway WITHOUT an attorney, even after everybody and their mother said you'd NEED one, you lost so bad, the judge practically laughed you out of the room. THEN he did the one thing you were hoping in your worst nightmare he wouldn't do: He gave the guardianship that YOU had paid for to your BROTHER.
You were completely humiliated in front of your brother, your brother's girlfriend (whom you despise almost as much) AND your nephew.
Now you've got back to Square One, trying to get a restraining order against him to make him stop trashing you ONLINE. You continue to claim that he's ruined your business by smearing your name and reputation all over the internet -- and no where else. It is not possible for one person, even writing under a dozen different fake names, to ruin a business purely in this manner.
Melissa, YOU have done far more damage than he EVER has. You've spent money fighting him, instead of using it to improve things within your own business.
NOW you're fancying yourself some kind of documentary filmmaker, doing some bizarre video interview with your former brother-in-law.
You need MAJOR help.
January 26, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
The Return of Toilet Boy Hell is a project with no closure.
Hell is a fax machine.
Hell is going to bed before 10 so I can get up for work before 6.
Hell is a client that has no concept of the work involved.
Hell is a client that only cares about the cheapest fix.
Hell is Yahoo Mail.
Hell is constantly being compared to the coworker who does no wrong. January 26, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
I HATE my lazy supervisor I work with this fat overgrown baby who thinks he's supervisor (but we laugh at him because he's a JOKE) First off he comes in late daily and lies about it. (he's a known liar by everyone) he doesn't work an 8 hour shift like the rest of us. He goes home early daily but expects us not to. He comes up with pathetic excuses to go home. He has zero leadership skills and is probably one of the most evil lards I've met in years. He also speaks poorly of his so-called friends and has made comments that I'm sure they wouldn't like. He puts his work onto other employees and is just lazy and unkempt. A slob. it's terrible to work for someone like this. The moral in our small office is at a zero.He's a con-artist and really is the worse piece of shit around. I hate him with a passion. He knows it and I hope he rots in Hell. I hope he loses his job in the next six months and he finds himself homeless. He has made our office a living hell-paid 3 times more and nothing more then a 3rd grade education level. Asshole. I hate you. January 26, 2012 0 184.91.28.9
Satchelkid My parents Whipping boy Reading these pages I feel many of you are going through worse than I am and that I am quite lucky. But I just want to say what a pain customers are. We are a small company trying to make ends meet yet bigger companies (all household names and you will have heard of them) are constantly trying to get us to give them discounts, dictate longer and longer payment terms yet still don’t pay on time and don’t respond to emails asking why a bill hasn’t been paid. I bet these customers don’t extend the same terms and conditions to their customers. One of these customers is having a bit of a time of it lately – they are going through strikes over changes to their final pension schemes (might give you a clue to which company it is). I feel no sympathy for them. Not only are they lucky to have a pension scheme, some of them don’t authorise perfectly legit and correct invoices, thereby endangering the livelihood of those whose services they crave as URGENT! URGENT! URGENT! MUST HAVE IT NOW!!!! So as they don’t help me in my attempts to make a living, why should I be sympathetic to them in their attempt to do the same? One thing I have learned from doing accounts – the most demanding customers are the worst payers.
Incidentally, to all foreign customers, the correct forms of address to an adule male in the UK are either the first name of the person or MISTER and then the man’s last name. It is NOT Mister and then the person’s first name. If anyone responds to that gripe with ‘But I bet they speak better English than you speak Indian/Pakistani/Saudi Arabian/whatever’, my reply would be: Well of course they do; I’ve never learned to speak Indian/Pakistani/Saudi Arabian/whatever. One of the first things you are taught when learning languages is how to address people. And the way to address customers is…tosspots. January 26, 2012 0 212.104.155.14
ah USA peon You, my dear, are a narcissistic, back-stabbing, untrustworthy, negative, seriously anal-retentive, incompetent, insane, inane, little cunt. You are truly an idiot. You think that simply because you are in grad school that is pass/fail, that accepts anyone, for a masters in "spirituality" that you are superior? Ha hahahaha. Who do you think you are fooling? Again, you are incompetent and lazy. The only time you really work is when you are gossiping or if it for your own gain. You are making the whole department suffer with your inadequacies. I love how you think that I am too stupid to understand your thinly veiled insults and belittling. But, I do, I just choose not to respond. The only stupid thing I did was to ever give you the power to bring me down and let you hurt me. Really, your behavior only shows what a horrible, manipulative, evil, and hypocritical waste of space you are. You are no longer worthy of my time or thought. I will not let you bring me down or hurt me. You are simply that, a waste of space. January 26, 2012 0 67.139.101.6
Milo Seattle IT With very few exceptions, everyone I work with can get bent hard until they snap. January 26, 2012 0 173.58.19.77
unknown ummm cleaner I have to get this off my chest and I dont care anymore. I was with this company for a year and half and all Ive been getting is harassment, and things getting blame on me even though I had prove that says I didn't do it! well they had to let me go bc aperently I was spreading rumors. really???they said they had statements stating that. I asked to see them, and they couldnt show me. well I would like to know what came out of my mouth, I have a right!! well they couldnt provide me the truth. well then you dont have evidence that I did it!! I can name someone that I was doing the same crap to me and they didnt do one damn thing. and the company said that they didnt know about it. Bullshit! I told you about what happend. I have witnesss. Im not saying im perfect but I know for a fact is if I did something, I'll let you know about it. there are more things that upsets me besides the letting go.
When there was time when a family member in the hospital and I had to call in to work to be there for her. and it was serious, that company gave me a hard time for missing work. what the Fuck!!! well news flash, my family comes first!! I dont undestand why they put me through hell for this long. what did I do to deserve this??? I can only think of a few things why
1. maybe bc I didnt take crap, for example, if something bother me about something there, I would show it, I would let you know. I wouldnt let them talk "little kid" to me.
2. I put my week notice in bc I got another job and they asked where it was and I said "Im not telling you" I think that pissed them off.
Im not bashing everyone on this that works for the company.
You know who im talking about
Im glad Im done there. I just wish it didnt end on a bad note. I felt like a huge stress monster lifted off my shoulders. I was getting anxiety and stress from going to work there day after day. I was walking on "egg shells" working there. I developed foot problems working there. So they think im talking shit there well here goes, Im telling the real story Now, BITCHES!!!! I like to say FUCK YOU, ------- January 25, 2012 0 99.107.199.37
Strangerthanfiction NY Really?? You don't pay and you have no right to play. A horrible place to work. Um, employees deserve paychecks. Rep hideous. Beware. January 25, 2012 0 184.74.169.138
pissed but funny 'MERICA!!!! low paid peon So my coworkers can’t paint. Especially the overpaid one. So I was trying to describe the job they did to myself, and I thought “A chimpanzee could do a better job using her asspucker,” and it made me laugh. It made me not mad anymore. I need to creatively curse more often, it’s great stress relief. Hope some else finds this as funny as I did. January 25, 2012 0 208.180.37.14
Stunned English-Speaking Country Problem Solver I changed careers 10 months ago so that I could follow my dreams. I quit my stable, respectable government job and moved cities to work in the private sector for 20% less pay, 40% less vacation time, and a longer commute. All of this so that I could do a job that I thought I would love. 10 months later, I am working longer hours than I did at my old job, and performing worse at it then I did at my old job. I am in a position where I have to coddle senior members of the company to assign resources to my task which is a low priority for the company. Everyone I deal with is senior to me, so they can say no to me. I can never say no because the only person who asks me for anything is my boss. I find myself working an extra hour a day over my colleagues, and they are performing better than I am. This must be why people around me do not bother working any OT - if regardless of how much you work the project fails and it reflects poorly on you, then why do any more than the bare minimum? This is not what I had in mind when I left my stable job with better compensation that I was actually good at. Hopefully some of you are doing better and can improve your day by looking at this and being happy you are not me. January 25, 2012 0 24.53.27.69
frustrated doctor NW doctor ARRRGHH! Can't I leave the clinic without having to be called? I'm not even on call. I signed out properly to covering provider. Why can't anything work? How hard is it to say that the doctor is off today, the covering doctor can talk to you esp if it's not an emergency. Yes, I am trying to work from home and address some stuff but don't send me things the whole day and don't ask me to call a patient on my day off. And please don't send my notes back with questions. Read it first, the answers are there. Please, for patient safety and to prevent delays, read it there. I write very detailed notes. And to IS, don't tell me if the dictation setup if fixed when it's not. I had to call three times last night and then had to be sent to transcription. I have better things to do with my time. I am only human, you know. Give me a break. January 25, 2012 0 24.21.176.71
Jhon doe U.S. Manufacturing I cant stand my dick supervisor, I work my ass off and it seems like him and another co worker have a problem with me. Just there to coward to tell me themselves. There always in my buisness, its like every time I produce more work. The more they hate me. This is the prick I relly on to help get a raise or for help. there always looking at me saying fuck him, loud enough for me to hear but not directly to me. Or they say ill fick him up. So I confront not my supervisor but his bitch that instigates everything, and he denies it. Says im hearing things. Of this job wasint my lifeline. Id kick his ass up and down the shop floor. It have to be friday because thats cleaning day. As for my.supervisor id try. But hes a little bigger. anyone with the same problem? January 25, 2012 0 66.87.64.182
Tiredofacting UK AssistanttobigEgo's&Chauvinism Working for a middle aged man who is either going to middle age crisis or bi polar. Changes his mind every now and then.
Calls me to do menial and sometimes useless jobs every minute when he could ask me all at once ex: take this file here 2 mins later bring that file here. It's making me stupid.
Has a thing about trying to touch,hug,tickle me ruffle my hair or strangle my neck 'playfully' causally mentions my ass and breasts in 'funny' conversations, always making jibes at my weight , or my 'relationship?'-
I'm not fat btw Calls me fat, fat arse then tries to flirt with me .
You never talk about a woman's weight ! Ever ! January 25, 2012 0 2.223.132.246
big al england client advisor My job has sacked me 9 days before my probation date then rehired me in the same role a week later, they are refusing to pay my one months notice that was promised when I was dismissed and ontop of that have increased my working day by one and a half hours and halfed my lunch break!!! I hope they all die slow and fucking pay in the afterlife for the pain and missery they have caused me and others in the same situation. God give me the strenth to put up with there shit untill a better, brighter job presents itself to me. The one thing that keeps me optamistic is my belif in what goes around comes around. January 25, 2012 0 93.186.31.80
Anonymous a place workhorse Why do I have to do everything just because Im the new worker?!?!! January 25, 2012 0 72.204.125.22
disbelief I am in utter disbelief!!! I work as a government contractor; the small business shits, gave this imbecile of a guy a contract which in turn I was forced to go work on. Since then, this pathological liar has done just that...outright lied to me and coworkers, has been irresponsible with our time sheet, he manipulates others into telling him how to do things...he's a puppet in charge. Everytime I hear his voice, or see him, I literally get nauseated. I want to scream at him and tell him what a fuck-up he is. No wonder our country is in the shits! Look at the fucks the government is granting contracts to. Son of a mother fucking bitch! January 25, 2012 0 140.31.209.150
I am Woman Hear me Roar Dear Asshole:
What part of "GO FUCK YOURSELF" do you not understand?
January 25, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
The Return of Toilet Boy Did I just go back in time to the year 1975, or are you actually cutting up printed excel files and pasting them into a hand made document for someone else to re-type? That is THE most ignorant thing I've ever witnessed, you silly little cunt. January 25, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
Tired of being a push over Not where im from but in Hell! Medical Assistant I hate the fucking doctor I work for. He's a short, egotistical, needle nose dick who thinks just because he paid more for his fucking education he has the right to look down on everyone else. One day he even had the nerve to brag at the xmas party that he's returning his wife's BMW becaue it reached 80,000 miles. You fucking asshole! I just bought a car with 126,000 miles! Why? Because you bastards don't pay me enough, not to mention i'm a single mother of 2! Oh and our xmas bonus 100 fucking dollars, you cheap fucking pricks. This penis face never bothers to say hi or ask me how my days going before barking his fucking dog breath orders to me, I don't know how the patients can tolerate this piece of shit when he's always late to his appts. And Sally you conniving shit face brown noser, I wish I would of never confided in you, you fake phony wanna be. You think just because you fucked a doctor and had a kid by him, that entitles you to mingle with the other dicks I mean docs. FYI bitch he didn't put on ring on it WHORE! Who buys their 6 yr old an Iphone 4 and a fucking Ipad. I don't own either one! So fuck you Dr. Prick and Sally you dick sewage bitch ;P January 25, 2012 0 208.81.126.131
Shitchomper UK Jizz rag Sitting there, taking shit all day whilst some miserable, senile old cocksucker calls the shots, fucking everything up and forgetting what's been said before. Have me working like a bastard and have the audacity to ask me why I haven't met deadlines when the work was set by you in the first place - after the deadline. Kill my ambitions by claiming I'm not experienced enough to be promoted when you don't even know what I do and how I pick up the pieces after your fuckups. Wizened, pube-haired, dour, fuckpig old cunt. January 25, 2012 0 90.193.39.110
Peeved UK Dickhead wrangler. For the love of all that is holy WHY? Why must you constantly do the opposite of what you are supposed to? I know it's because your a stupid illiterate COCKFACE, You ignore everyone around you and simply do what you want. How youve got away with being a complete turd for so many years is beyond me...... Infact how the hell have you not been punched In the face? By me. Repeatedly. With a hammer. Actuaully it's because I am not a Cock. January 25, 2012 0 86.29.44.107
anon CA cashier/stocker associate working blows dicks. i wish i made more than minimum wage so bad. January 25, 2012 0 70.181.116.51
so bloody shit i am working as a dental nurse and the whilst i work my arse off the lazy arse boss is sat on her fat arse on the other side of the world! its not just that but the fat lazy sod shouldnt even be the boss she doesnt have a clue what she's doing! her next in command also a fat lazy bitch sits in the office doing shit all all day also!! yes i have had a bad day but i do enjoy being a dental nurse i just dont like authority from thick twats! January 25, 2012 0 92.23.240.28
?? ?? ?? Don't ever order anything from BikerBrackets.com. the guy running the outfit is an arrogant prick. Nuff said. January 25, 2012 0 173.88.141.146
Tired of the unfairness Everyone says 'life's not fair, deal with it'. Well sometimes you can't.
I work for an employer that wants to just retire, so most of the day he leaves his useless unqualified son in charge of things and goes on trips, etc. While he is gone, his son skips out too. Problem is they are both control freaks who don't want to give their staff the autonomy to do their own jobs without having them give 'final approval' (usually in order to get credit). So employees bust our humps to get our work done, then pass it to them so it can sit, and sit, and sit, and miss deadlines, then they have the audacity, when it comes back to bite the company in the ass, to get mad at US for it. Pieces of shit.
They call women employees 'the girls' and pay us on average 40% less than our male counterparts. Yes, job scopes are the same. We are simply expendable to them. This is not paranoia, this is from 6 years of having an employer walk away from me or anwser a phone call WHILE I'M SPEAKING to them. This is from 6 years of being overlooked for raises and promotions while they hire and promote their friends and relatives who have neither the training or experience into juicy management positions. Men are given company vehicles to drive, women are not. Women must punch the time clock, the men do not. The list goes on.
I wish I could start and manage my own company, rather than let this job eat at my soul each and every day. Catch is I will never make enough money to do so. And so it goes. January 25, 2012 0 209.89.63.82
Pist Off CT Peon Oh hey, I like how you try to quietly walk into our room, expecting what?? To find me actually working? Which is more than I could say for you douche bag. Why is it you're allowed to bring in a laptop to work on your douchery of a fucking site and podcast and upload that shit onto OUR PRIVATE SERVER and no one else is?? I find that strange. No one has the password, but you do? What did you do, hack into the system?? I love how you got remprimanded by the head Systems guy and my dad just slapped you on the wrist with the usual "If I ever catch you, you will be written up" phrase. I also love how you go out for a cigarette every fucking hour and my dad says the same to me, that if he ever catches you. Blah, blah, blah. All talk. You're still here. I especially love how you try to get ME fired for something completely unrelated to work, OR YOU.... ON MY FUCKIN BREAK. What else did you tell the HR Ass Picker who doesn't do shit all day? Huh? Afraid of me are you? You better be you fuck. Once I'm outta here you better hope we don't ever bump into one another, because if I EVER see you out in public, I will bash your face in you'll scare your own child. I especially love how you get your ass reamed and you blame everyone else around you for your fucking errors. Oh, and then you stop arguing with your superior to pretend you're actually working and ask a question about what should be shipped out, or who fucking spoke with, etc. How about the girly talks you have with another co-worker across the country?? How's that going for you guys and your bromance. Fuck you asshole. I get fuckin reamed for a 5 min call when you're out, because these fucking assholes are used to having 30 min conversations with your ass for something that takes 2 minutes to do. Fuck you, you fucking fuck!
Oh... and the FAT FUCK SHIPPER... shut the fuck up! Who fuck gets away with being so fucking loud! Talking to himself, making "wooo" sounds, being loud, obnoxious and fucking singing?? Only here... only at this place.
So for those of you who live in the CT area, feel free to come apply to this place of douches. You can get away with talking loudly on your phone, about your personal life and how awesome your life is and your children, you can lie and get away with other shit, you probably can get away with playing games on your computer! Benefits are OK. No overtime and like every place else, they've lowered their starting pay to $10/hr, like as if it's fucking 1980. January 25, 2012 0 174.67.104.2
Going To go postal Uk Do you like working with backstabbing lying cunts? Do you want a boss that pretends all he does is try and help his staff when really he is lining his own pockets? Then come work in the IT industry, it's full of the wankers! January 25, 2012 0 217.206.115.238
me UK ofc mgr The worst people get ahead because well, let's face it...most people want it that way. We all get stuck with horrible bosses because of this. It's time to wise up. January 25, 2012 0 4.155.99.133
tracy uk carer i hate my boss along with all the fucking bitches in the office .
i hope to god he can forgive you when he sends his son to judge .
there is some nice people like my self that shit bags are jelous of dont i know it. a pretty face never fits unless your a bitch too .
so much back stabbing in care work . it gets right under my skin i dont know how i stay calm . plz god find me a job with nice people xxxx January 25, 2012 0 82.34.29.228
Tired of the Laziness You didn't do it yet because you don't know the fax number. The FAX number that is PROGRAMMED INTO the FAX? The one that your other co-workers know by heart? You couldn't ASK? I'm so glad you have 20 to fax. I had 113! Nice way to split up there work! If you think I will continue to help out around here, while I LITERALLY watch people SLEEP around me, you have another thing coming. I'm looking for another job and can't find one fast enough! As soon as It goes through I am SO OUT OF HERE! Then find someone else to translate your work, create fillables, telling you how to wipe your ass and pick up all the slack! But hey, it's the Fed Govt. so why am I not surprised no one gives a damn around here!!! It's only the tax payers we work for afterall! January 25, 2012 0 12.71.173.3
Fuckedover Qld Australia Admin Assistant So you think you have fucking won??? Horsehead - as a HR 'professional' with your cornflakes diploma, you know jack shit about fuck all. You know nothing about confidentiality and you made up things about me, you sacked me unfairly and then went around telling people why I was sacked (also lies), but NOOOOO that wasn't enough for you - you then went after my husband and tried to get him the sack. You are a worthless piece of shit. And after being sacked, being replaced by three people....... And the useless passive agressive manipulative titlist bitch that has offloaded 95% of her work onto others so she can talk in a foreign language to her family and friends all day and who on her first day admitted that she was used to having a 'blackomatic' - racist bitch - then proceeded to offload her duties because she doesn't 'fetch'. You are all on borrowed time - At least I don't have a long tongue or a brown nose.... At least I don't have to get on my knees and compromise my principles. AND I WILL BE THERE FRONT ROW WHEN KARMA COMES. January 25, 2012 0 59.100.6.64
Tired Nordstrom Sales Just been here for two weeks and I already hate coming here. All my co-workers hate each other. We work for 14.5% commission in sales and it's cut throat. I feel I walked into a hostile environment. It's exhausting and on top of that I'm working in a department I didn't apply for. Shit really sucks ass. I'm fucking done with this retail bullshit, I'm ready to work as a fashion designer since I did earned a degree in that. Fucking hate it, I'm done. January 25, 2012 0 76.108.87.154
Goodfella France Manager Restaurant Go fuck yourself already. Stop acting like you're the boss and writing me notes all over the restaurant to tell me this wasn't clean enough when I spent the whole fucking evening all alone doing the job, serving customers, cleaning the restaurant, doing the accounts.
Fuck you for having all the quiet, relaxed openings when nobody comes until noon while i'm overwhelmed by orders.
Stop listening to Tokio Hotel and get yourself a life already.
Oh, one more thing, stop being the boss' little bitch. January 24, 2012 0 82.242.239.212
Pissed off Firey pits of hell Not your personal therapist IF I DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL IT WOULD TAKE ME AT LEAST A WEEK TO REALIZE I WAS AT WORK.. I was I came up with that all on my own because it is so true! I hate this fucking job.. Why are you calling me asking me shit you should already know? Why do you not know your insurance policy? How the fuck am I supposed to know your benefits.. And how can these customers not remember what they went to the doctors for when it was only a month or two ago? Not to mention my supervisor who does that stupid condescending laugh.. Fuck you bitch! I'm just waiting for the call from my old boss to tell me I have the position he offered me and I'm the fuck out of here no two weeks from me! I'll peace out the second I get the call.. Later bitches. January 24, 2012 0 198.228.192.122
RN fantasy land, apparently Not eating your shit. You make me want to puke. You sit with that sour ass expression, waiting to stick your talons into me. Well fuck you, you fat piece of shit. You lie, you are abusive, you bully and attempt to intimidate. You don't get your own way? Oh my! Look the fuck out everyone, she's on a rampage. In your face and up your ass You pretend to care about patient safety---what a giant crock of shit if ever there was one!!! You care when you can bitch at someone because they didn't dot an i, but when it comes to safe staffing, whoa baby, y'all can stuff it up your collective asses! and god help anyone if they file an unsafe staffing memo. Holy shit, you will be sulking and planning how to next fuck with us. Your boss is another piece of shit who struts her fat ass around, looking the other way when it suits her. Fuck her too, that pretentious whore. She lies for you too. The two of you make a nice pair. Are you both sucking the CFO's little mushroom dick? You make me sick. You must let the Human Resource whore have a turn, too. Lying bitches, covering one anothers exploits. We hate what you do, we hate your voice, we hate seeing the light on in your office. And pretending to care about morale. I wish your cells would metastisize at light speed. You are mean, slimy, devoid of conscience or ethics. Please St Jude, snuff her the fuck out. Thank you. Oh, and in between having to deal with your horseshit? We actually take CARE of PATIENTS. Go fuck yourself and die. January 24, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
Nadine Torrance Ontario Canada Receptionist I resigned from a casual-relief job to work full-time at a medical clinic which was totally brutal. My boss, was a little viper and my coworkers were so miserable and bullied me so I quit due to extreme stress after 2 long months. Rather than go back in there with a baseball bat and smash all of their fucking heads open, I decided to rant about this situation. I filed for Employment Insurance but think I'll be screwed royally. I don't know what to do as jobs are scarce around here. Any advise? January 24, 2012 0 70.48.219.218
charles barkerSlave virginia beach pee-on it makes me so sad to have work for you, you unfeeling bastard. you go to the bahamas for a week with all of your useless dumbass managers- and noone even missed you. because you serve no function but to sit you fat ass at your desk and cash the fat checks while your "employees" (slaves) work and make you rich.
you people throw around that you go to church, and give to united way, while your employees come home to a house with no utilities, because the bill came before payday.
you make me sick!
if i had any sick days-which are not provided in your "benefits"- i might be able to stay home one day and look for another job. January 24, 2012 0 72.218.153.229
WomenfromtheUK UK Receptionist I hate my boss!! she Bitches about every member of staff when they are not in the room so we know she bicthes about all of us as we tell each other what she says, (and its a small comany) today she actally said about me "that girl better watch what she says to me or I am going to have to give her a talking to" all I did was tell her I was already in the process of doing the job she was about to tell me to do!!! Feel better for that, wheres the gin! January 24, 2012 0 94.8.121.241
The Return of Toilet Boy No job should make me want to kill myself, and yet here I am. Head throbbing from the pressure. Heart beating in my ears. My coworker is a professional buck passer and I can no longer stand the stress. Time to go!
Time.
to.
go. January 24, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
Lovee vs Bitch Dear Office Manager:
You are an insufferable bitch. You drive everyone to insanity all day every day and then wonder why we are all so angry. You relentlessly pester everyone with bullshit and nonsense and crap all day until we are pushed to the limit and then you sit at your desk and cry because no one likes you. Why don't you try being helpful for once instead of being a pushy nagging bitch all day? You deserve to have your fat ass kicked out of the door forever. Please retire already you festering old nasty vomit heap. January 24, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
Ugh Washington CSR Ins. You have no idea how much I hate coming to work every fucking day. Why? Because you're a shitty ass boss. You call your self a Christian and you go to Church every day. Bitch please. Christians don't yell, I mean isn't that contrary to what you're preaching? I'm sick and tired of you treating me like fucking shit. I have never ever missed a day of work even if I'm sick with ragin fever. Unless it's fucking snowing, and it's too fucking dangerous to go to work. And yet, other Coworkers miss day of works like nothing, and lie to your face and you don't say absolutely shit. Ya fucking dumb ass. Even when you know you're wrong, you go off on me. I know that when I'm wrong and I mess up, I admitt it and understand if you get pissed. That is verbal abuse yo'. The only reason why I haven't fucking quit, is because I need the job. But one of these days, I'm just going to walk out. YA DUMB FUCK!!!!!!! January 24, 2012 0 67.171.1.178
me number Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh!!!! Schools. Tick the boxes - make it look good... January 24, 2012 0 82.34.152.77
cc michigan do everything To my piece of crap boss I don't care if the fucking bitch sucks your dick she is a stupid moron and we all know she's your whore. You both make me sick January 24, 2012 0 66.87.7.165
made to feel like shit hell no one I hate you soooo much. Your guys cause thousands of dollars of damage and yet i forget to charge a client $12 and u wanna take it from my pay. U treat the guys like royalty and me like shit. Ur guys laugh at me for shit you wouldn't laugh at a person for. Why am I laughed at for baking? Like your can't say oh thats good and something nice. No I get made fun of. Your guys steal from you, cost you thousands in damage, talk shit about you to your own clients, and do'nt show up for work half the time, but somehow I'm the one you hate. You went away last week and I did 7 extra hours of work I wasn't paid for. And today you're leaving on another trip cause like you tell the clients every year your parents are gettin old. please! I'm younger than you and my parents are older than yours. And I haven't been paid on time in months. And once again you go on a trip, but your house is in foreclosure and you owe 8 months on the phone bill. But you seem to have money for trips and paying shit for your kids who are adults. You wonder why bad things happen to you, Its because youre not a good person. I hate you, I hate your family and I hate your workers. When i find another job, you're gonna be screwed. January 24, 2012 0 74.108.82.248
Mary Poppins somewhere something Dear fucktard parents,
Do you want to know why your children area doing so shitty in school? Hmmm?? Because you sign them up for every fucking after school activity known to man. These kids have no time for homework. When I finally have time to sit these kids down to do homework, we have 20 minutes until we have to leave to pick up the next kid from their activity. Don't get pissed off at me when you come home from work because the kids don't have their shit done. It's your fucking fault and I've told you time and time again. I can't wait to find another family to work for that actually VALUES THEIR CHILDRENS EDUCATION!!
P.S. I'm not a fucking servant and housekeeper. You're kids are old enough to pick up their own clothes and throw them down the laundry chute 10 FEET FROM THEIR BEDROOMS!! They're capable of hanging up their coats instead of throwing them on the floor. And if you ever expect me to serve your kids dinner while they're sitting on the couch, watching tv, I'm going to fucking lose it!! Stop raising these kids to think someone is always going to be there doing shit for them at the snap of their fingers.
P.S.S. Update the fucking google calendar! Shit. I'm so sick of never actually knowing what the fuck is going on during the day. This lesson is cancelled, this practice is moved to this day, it would have been nice to know EARLIER in the day! I can't wait to quit this fucking job!!!! January 24, 2012 0 108.197.228.252
Patty Cake Under the desk Survivor Dear JD,
You constantly wonder out loud why business is still shit, when other places around town are starting to get better. Let me give you a clue: Look in a mirror. Even better, engage in a little role playing. Try putting yourself in the shoes of any number of people you deal with every day. People come in to this place to place an order (or you go to them for "one on one service".) Being a very good bullshitter, you engage in conversations having little to do with the work being presented for production (if they're a white male approximately your own age and juvenile intellect, you throw in some dirty jokes and stories). You take copious notes, but your handwriting is so atrocious, even YOU can barely decipher what you've written, even minutes after having written it -- so the instructions for getting the project started are almost always incomplete, incorrect or just plain non-existent. Ultimately, when the job is done incorrectly, you take it out on the production people, because accepting or sharing blame is not in your personal mission statement.
Do you know that on those rare days you don’t come in, things around here run so much smoother, jobs are done right the first time, and the stress level is almost zero? Even your business partner relishes those days.
You can blame the current state of affairs on the shit economy (including Obama, whom you personally loathe and despise, mainly because he’s black) -- except things were stagnant with this company during the first BUSH administration. To be brutally honest, you’re the reason this company hasn’t had any major growth (and several major losses) for the past 18+ years. I’ve been here for every one of those 18+ years. Is it a coincidence that a mere 19 years ago, you took over the company from its founder? I think not. January 24, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
Apprentice Manchester Elecrician apprentice Dear Mr Electrician,
Don't tell me i don't want to learn why the fuck do you think i wake up early in the morning. And i walk home 3 miles so my day is a lot longer and harder than yours. Also the same is probably true in terms of penis.
Your shit doesn't smell of roses and you are never on fucking time. I do unpaid work and you act like your paying me a fucking king's ransom. Fuck you. Yes Fuck you. Being a so far up your own ass you could chew your food twice royal cunt you would not understand that you have virtually taught me nothing. Yet you stand there and be polite to my face while looking down your crooked long nose at me. I'm am not a motherfucking ass lick who will massage your ego. And yes i smoke weed. How the fuck is it any of your business. Don't fucking act like you have worked hard all your life for what you have. 33 is not a reasonable age to start working for yourself. Middle class is what you are and i am fucking working class so don't)try to act like you understand my problems. Again i repeat. FUCK YOU. javascript:void(0) You born with a silver spoon in your mouth fuckwad. January 24, 2012 0 78.148.24.107
Have To Vent So you want me to drive your expert to the airport? Where is that in my job description? And you aren't even going to pay me mileage? Who will be here to answer your precious calls? You may miss an important call !!. Well I will drive to the airport with the radio real loud and sing all the way to the airport. Should be the last time you ask me to do anything so lame. January 24, 2012 0 72.45.230.42
Jo SC Ex employee I tried to deal with all the bullshit that went on in that hell hole!! I tried to manage and make sure everything was as it should be. Yet you don't realize how much I do yet everyone else can be slack and their the best damn employee ever!!! Fuck that roach infested nasty ass building! I will never take my family their to eat! Such a shit hole! I'm surprised DHEC
hasn't shut that place down yet I don't know how she can't see the roaches every where. Oh well who fucking cares as of yesterday morning I quit fuck it i'm done i'd rather be broke then deal with that shit hole one more minute!!! Thankful I'm finally donee!! Hope DHEC...AND OSHA SHUT U DOWN!!!!! January 24, 2012 0 174.252.184.236
Melissa Washington Fucking fast food This isn't my fucking career. This is just paying for school, so I am sorry that I don't treat this job like I want to become a manager. Also don't fucking tell me I am bad at my job when you can't even talk to customers because you can barely speak any english. I am the reason we pass fucking audits and pass food safety. You just hate that your boss likes me and tells me to make sure you fucking stay on task. Also thank you so much for trying to set me up to fail by sending me to this team leader training test, with only 5 hour notice and making me be the only one without a study guide, and no answering your phone when trying to call you to find out what the fuck in going on. Great communication douche bag. And the worst cashier? Really? I just got an award from the fucking owners for being the top five cashier within the franchise. So fuck you!!!! I can't wait for the day I can just walk out on your shift on a busy Saturday morning. It will be beautiul January 24, 2012 0 24.20.186.179
OVER IT the twilight zone restaurant HR January 24, 2012 0 108.203.120.182
Don't Belong San Diego clerical
To our manager: You are a micromanager. So that must mean you have no time to do your own work. You are a glorified watch dog. You belong in a yard with a bone as your pay not your overpaid salary.
To my boss: I trusted you and thought of you as a friend. Well you stabbed me royally in the back and had a page full of lies printed out about my performance issues. You were smiling in my face while twisting the knife. You don't speak to me and that's fine, but I don't want to sit next to you. When I hear your voice, I put on music to drown you out. I did so much for you through these years. You all know I am looking for another job. Once I am gone, no more of my automations that I give you. You will have to figure it out yourself. No more of me doing my "magic" to get the information you need. Our manager doesn't like it that I am the only one in the office that knows how to do it. Well see here is the thing, I created it myself. I believe it intimidates you that I know something you don't. You want me to cross-train and I said yes I would. We'll see how easy this is for someone else to take over. I told you I work beyond my classification duties. So you will either have to promote my pay or demote my duties. This manager thinks her poop don't stink. Stuck up, snooty and morale comes crashing down. I want to go to her boss and above but I know this would look petty to them. Here is the thing. Never ever wish bad on anyone. I only want the best for my newly discovered enemies. For the manager I want her to either promote and move on, get a rich husband, win the lottery so that way she "goes away"!!!!! Same with my boss I wish her such great success, that she moves away. No sarcasm here I would rather they promote and move on than for me to. There are good things that can make people not be in your life. I want the best for these people and for them to move up and on and far away. I requested another cubicle to sit away from my boss. She makes my stomach hurt. This past month was so stressful I was so sick, I had to take a week off with a dr note. I have gone on one interview so far. I am putting myself out there. I am on several transfer lists. There was a song in the seventies called "Smiling Faces, Sometimes" by the Undisputed Truth. Listen to the words, that should be the workplace anthem. That song came out when I was only 15. But I learned in the workplace that people are 2 faced, lie and will go behind your back while smiling at you. I trust nobody in the work place anymore. I just go in now though it is a hostile work environment. I do my work, I am quiet and I wear headphones when I can't hear myself think. I have other things in life that bring me joy. So I have to concentrate on them and not on my job which is like a bad relationship. I have been there 12 years. They say good people work for great companies but leave bad managers. Our manager is the worst manager. She is the manager from he$$ Everyone knew how she was but when she was going to be our manager 2 years ago we panicked. We were told "not to worry" "give her a chance". Where she left, the staff were doing the happy dance. She must be a lonely woman because no man would want someone who looks down her nose at everyone. She must be a celibate woman too. I don't think anyone would want to come anywhere near her. She to look at first off (if she didn't open her mouth) you would think she was a beautiful woman with every hair in place and perfect makeup and she has a petite figure. But when you get to know her she starts looking like a rottweiler to me. I am sure she has no man in her life and she is late forties; her standards are too high and no man would put up with a successful snooty woman. My boss has a boyfriend. But she is going to greatly suffer after I am gone because she was leaning on me way too much to go and lie like that. But I did bring out some things my boss did such as allowing me to read an email the manager sent to her in confidence that was about me. Oops did I say that? Nothing was sacred. My boss got in trouble for that. I heard our manager chastise my boss like 3 times and it was done right in front of me. This feels good that I can rant. January 23, 2012 0 68.8.97.199
Who Really Cares First of all, you're old, you have no clue how to work anything outside of an abacus and I'm pretty sure you're in the early stages of Alzheimer's. Don't tell me how to use a computer when you have to have someone help you open the internet. (Never in my life did I think it would be so difficult to teach someone how to use a damn computer.) Quit fucking blaming everyone else for your own damn mistakes and please don't act surprised when I quit the first day that I'm offered another job. Honestly, I would rather be picking up dog-shit than doing your dirty work. And your daughter? She's a slob. Maybe if you would order her to clean her desk things wouldn't magically disappear and then, four months later, reappear under the various piles of her shit. The next time you blame me for something that you (or your daughter) are actually responsible for misplacing, please know that I'm silently imagining myself punching you (hard) right in the face.
Wow. It really DOES feel good to let that out in the open! January 23, 2012 0 76.125.220.16
how much longer papa smurff who cares wtf A passage from the bible? Are fucking serious? Are you kidding me? bahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG this office is so beyond fucked up!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to quit bahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuckn' retards waste of space - just shut the fuck up already January 23, 2012 0 68.146.107.204
Disgruntle csr srv rep Death Valley Stressed out rep To my top supervisor that weave you had in your hair today was fucked up you were walking around like that shit was cute but it was horrible. You would look better bald rather than wearing that fucked curly weave, you already have a fucked personality and that fucked up weave doesnt make it any better change that shit before you come to work tomorrow January 23, 2012 0 108.27.100.18
Mrs X X-land Piece of shit What's the point? I come in and bust my butt for you every single fucking day. Your expectations are sadist and ever-unrealistic, but still, I try and try and try! FOR WHAT? Occasionally you tell me I'm awesome (just so you can pat yourself on the back about giving positive feedback to your team), but at pay review time, you talk me up but you never give me a fucking pay rise. WTF?? Seriously! Fuck you! The more work I do, the more work you give me. There is no reward, not even personal satisfaction, unless I was a fucking masochist and found all you management wankers showing up late and spending half the day drinking coffee as some type of reward. I can't stand it. There's too much fucking work. There's not enough fucking people to do it. This is old news and nothing ever fucking changes. It's doing my head in. People talk to you about stress and you say you'll do something about the workload, but you don't. And you never will. It's all just lip service. The whole organisation is a joke and everyone knows it. What's sick is that you justify it to yourselves as being a good work environment. Good for YOU maybe. Go and fuck yourselves. I QUIT, mother fuckers! I know you won't even notice, but I'm already much happier even just thinking about it. January 23, 2012 0 124.197.13.112
Not Really Sick New York Low-level Worker No, I am not sick. I just didn't want to see you stupid, back-stabbing, gossiping, mother fucking simpletons. I didn't want to look at you stupid self-involved managers who act as if you carry all the problems of the department. Try being stepped on, back-stabbed, and unappreciated, then getting an insulting 1% raise or no raise at all at the end of the year. What did you fucking managers get? A hell of a lot more than us people at the bottom. Fuck you all. I called in sick, got paid on your dime, and had a long weekend. Guess what? You will never know what I did. I am sitting at home and laughing at you fat, out-of-shape, miserable sons of bitches. Enjoy your day, mother fuckers. January 23, 2012 0 75.119.255.107
Pist Off CT Peon Dearest Fucktard,
I fucking hate you. Your daughter is growing up to be a total douche like you and your fat ass cunt of a girlfriend you used LOVE comparing me to 4 years ago. "Oh, she's like you used to be. Overweight, wanting to lose weight... oh and hey, you got a bathing suit she could borrow for our weekend get away??" Fuck you douche! Total fucking insult! I was never borderline morbidly obese you fucking twat! Fucking blame me for your fucking mistakes as well as everyone else?? How about owning up to your fucking mistakes? Oh and blaming my father/your boss when he's not here for bullshit you pulled?? He's doing YOUR FUCKING JOB ON TOP OF HIS! You're causing more unnecessary stress for the guy! Be a fucking man! You're almost 40 for crying out loud! And a cig break every half hour?? Really guy?? By all means, if you're going to work on your fourth heart attack in 6 years, why not just chain smoke and make things easier on everyone?? And get your lazy ass bitch off the system! I don't need to be paying of YOUR ASSES so you guys can afford shit most people can't! AND STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SPAWN OF A DAUGHTER LIKE SHE'S THE SMARTEST, CUTEST THING ON THE PLANET! I'VE SEEN UGLIEST DOGS CUTER THAN HER! Please quit living vicariously through her so your life can MEAN something to others! Believe me, boy, this place would be MUCH BETTER OFF without you! And then to discuss with others about our past?? And I was the one at fault?? Because I broke up with you?? Oh, no wait... I forgot, I cheated on you, that's right, when we were broken up... yeah, whatever asshole. Why don't you do something for a change instead of bringing in your laptop and working on a fucking blog/podcast (really?? people still do this??) that no one who really has a life gives two shits about because you're doing some bands favors that local radio stations aren't already doing... go fuck yourself VOO DOO FUCK January 23, 2012 0 174.67.104.2
Ginny Ottery St. Catchpole Teacher For goodness sake!!!!!! Just stop passing your stress on to everyone else! Whenever I have to talk to you I can feel the stress radiating off you, I know you're under pressure but there's no need to pass it on by having a go at everyone else. YOU ARE CLEARLY IN THE WRONG JOB BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT BEING RUDE.
LEAVE ME ALLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNE!! January 23, 2012 0 78.150.42.173
f you richie rich f you richie rich and your stupid mechanical wasp. January 23, 2012 0 188.29.134.117
W T F WTF. You never come in to the office until after noon, even when you have no meetings or anything else to do other than sleep off a hangover. And then you hand me a multi-page printed roster in impossibly small type and tell me we need to get this out via email right away, before lunch, and no you don't have the file so I have to re-type it, and no you don't ask me what else I'm in the middle of, and yes it's already past 1pm and I'm starving. And then yes you make me wait for an hour while you obsess over drafting a few intro sentences to the email because you don't trust anyone else to do anything, especially not what is actually their jobs to begin with, and no when I send you the draft it's not formatted into a table, which you didn't specify you wanted it in the first place and what you handed me wasn't a table to begin with, and yes I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU, you incompetent pathetic arrogant outdated uber-narcissist bitch. January 23, 2012 0 74.215.42.111
Doesn't matter and what if it did What the fucking FUCK??????????!!!!!!!! O.m.g. It's not enough that I have to commute, and work overtime without being paid (expected to flex thereby neglecting other duties then written up and disciplined for neglecting; love double bind), and get called on days off and weekends (please read this and understand you goddamn idiots I DON'T CARE I don't care quit calling me). Now I have to be on call for two fucking weeks. For two fucking weeks I am expected to give up my (so called) life for you shit bastards?/?!!!!!?????!!7 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking hate you all! All of you !!!!!! S N A P !!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 23, 2012 0 174.254.112.61
UberDisgruntler The City of Brothers on Drugs Some Corporate Bitch I hate my fucking job! So bored at work right now and then my coworker, for the fifth time in the last couple of months, has screwed up royally and shift the blame on me. If I make a mistake, I fucking own up to it! But, no, not when you are a single mommy of 2 and worried about where your next paycheck is coming from are you protected. I am so tired of corporate America rewarding stupidity. January 23, 2012 0 68.87.100.242
Nearly There Yes! Work Rant - You have saved me many a times from punching these ignorant twats in the face. For that I have upmost thanks and respect. I have an interview today and by god I am getting it becuase I can no longer be here.
To everyone else on here, keep faith, if you are already using this site, get out of your job while you still can. I know it's hard but by god man/women you can bloody do it!!! January 23, 2012 0 195.88.236.20
useless cunt uk project manager I work for an agency which supports adults with disabilities and have done for 20 years. I had a stroke 3 years ago, which left me disabled. Since then my fat fucker of a boss has bullied and harrassed me beyond belief. When I complained, there was HELL to pay. I think the only way for me me to get by is to shoot a fucking BIG hole in her stupid,fat,greedy, opinionated self-important head. January 23, 2012 0 94.2.57.90
The return of Toilet Boy I'm sorry. I wont do that again. Please forgive me, I had a lapse in judgement and the logic that was used didn't conform to your as-yet-to-be-defined standard operating procedure.
Please continue to emasculate me in front of others. I deserve it. I'm just a tiny piece of shit beneath your beautifully manicured fingernail. January 23, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
Hotel Guy Do I Have to Tell You? Supervisor, unfortunately... Maybe when you get off the DAMN F'ING CELLPHONE, then maybe I'll treat you with some curtosity. At least you were decent enough to hold most of your conversation away from my front desk, but I still had to listen to you. January 23, 2012 0 192.251.125.40
Doormat Shithole Doormat OK bitch, fire me. See what I care. It brings you great joy in doing that to others and screwing them over. Go ahead, have fun at my expence and you will see me laugh all the way out the door and then into my lawyers office. You will get sued for age discrimination, the racial slurs you blurt out, the cover ups you like to pull just to save face. I promise that if you go aftervme today, I will have your ass in front of a judge.
Go ahead, make my day. January 23, 2012 0 108.41.170.95
Just the Hired Help Pergatory Legal Peon My boss micro-manages so much that I cannot get anything DONE. He spends the majority of my day redoing things that were already approved by court, or forms of his that were done two years ago. THEN he gets mad we don't get anything done and has an anxiety problem, which freaks me out because I DO TOO, and it's caused by HIS!
He blames ME for his incorrect forms (formatting). There is NOTHING I can do "right" - or that he will not correct and scribble all over the page, even if it is a COMMA he doesn't like (even if it is grammatically-correct.) He makes rules and when I follow them, he changes his mind.
First off, when I was hired, there was NO MENTION of me doing accounting. I am doing accounting. Bad accounting, at his direction. THEN he makes me take care of sending off corporate tax payments and Friday, I had to do a W-2 formatting and reporting which I had NEVER done before and he had a freaking cow because I didn't know how to do it. He is HUGE on doing things "exactly the way it was done before!" but when there are NO NOTES on how to do it, how can I follow them!? I spent 4 hours trying to figure the shit out and he sat there at my desk and watched me for 4 hours. I shit you not. I KNOW he has accountants. I write the checks every so often. This shit is accountant stuff. He won't pay them to do it. He feels the software we have should do it all. IT DOES NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To top this all off, he is a constant nail biter, and makes slurping noises as he's doing it, while sitting in front of my desk, critiquing my work. Nothing is ever right and the noises he makes are sickening. I am also a nail biter but DAMN! I would NEVER do that to anyone else, or subject another person to it, let alone make drool and spit noises while doing it. NASTY.
Than he leans over my shoulder all the time to micromanage my computer. All our icons HAVE TO BE THE FUCKING SAME because he is ANAL RETENTIVE. So rather than PROMOTE efficiency, this is doing the exact opposite.
I could go on, but why? I just fucking want to stay home. Today is Monday and I'm SO depressed. I have GOT to get out of here. If I could just count the times the words "Mother Fucker" come out of my mouth daily, under my breath, I would have at least $20 extra dollars a day.
Thanks. Had to get it out. January 23, 2012 0 98.28.196.207
sick of the bitch ontario, Canada employee I just hate the bullshit! These people just have no common sense & they're ignorant and egotistical and full of crap... I've just been told that I was passed up for a promotion b/c I'm too good at my job. I couldn't believe it. That's right! My manager actually said, "It's too bad you've been snubbed like this, but really it's because it'll be too hard to replace you." Give me a fucking break! What a load of horse crap. They ended up giving the promotion - one position - to 2 people to do it together. and why? Because the 2 that will be doing it are a couple of yahoos - that's right. They're totally incompetent and could give a shit about the work they're doing. Fools, with less brains than a toad!! Ah... why am I dissing toads ... these two fools don't have one brain between them ... but they're the favorites since they know how to kiss ass. Is that what you need to get ahead? Kiss ass?? That's what it looks like. My bitch of a boss is away sick but she's still involved in micromanaging everything - insecure sack of shit that she is. She's supposed to be coming back next week. Can't wait to sit back and see the entertainment these fools are going to create. It already started ... missed meetings, blank stares where you know they have no idea what's going on. I'll have the last laugh .. you can bet on THAT!!!! January 23, 2012 0 64.231.67.244
depression psychiatric ward nervous breakdown. Still dont know if I did the right thing. like speaking up to management when I see things that are hurting the company. But in the end of course I was making it all up and they had an excuse for everything. DO NOT TRUST MANAGEMENT. There was no way around it. It made me sick inside to watch one person cause so much heartache and damage. I WILL NOT STAND FOR LIARS AND TWO FACED PEOPLE. I told the hr lady I was concerned for the company. And I never worked at a place where the boss would make hurtful comments about me to other co workers. And all I ever did was do my job and did it better than anybody else. I guess I just kept finding all of the supervisors mistakes and her lesbian lovers mistakes too. then it turned into lying. Found them both out. They are just 2 big ugly bullies that are incompetent and lazy. January 23, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
Sadie Nowhere None of your Business Don't you just hate when some MFer has no life besides the job,and in order to feel like they have some control.Try and boss you around,even though they are nowhere near being your boss.Bitch please sit your old ass down somewhere,I hope when I'm your age I do not end up like you....bitter old hag.Oh and you WTF are you looking at if I'm so not your type of female and the butt of your jokes ( yes I hear,and yes people laugh with you but you better believe when your backs turned they talk shit about you).Why do you keep staring at me,I know damn well I have nothing on my face.Can't be to tell me anything,SO STOP STARING AT ME.It's edging into the creepy zone,I am so sick of these two faced assholes.Their all two faced,don';t like each other really and talk shit about each other.Well leave me the hell out of it. January 23, 2012 0 68.13.204.22
cmicheller minneapolis bs bqt server I took a job that seemed like a good place to grow! Instead I was shot down,targeted,humiliated,embarrassed,treated like dirt,never was able to show my talents! I now was let go after I could not handle the abuse and harassment.I call this stress in the workplace!!Do we as employees have any rights at all! Upper management turned a blind eye,is this time to go above to the board of directors? January 22, 2012 0 173.25.17.17
fuck this fucking job I swear to god, if my piece of shit manager tells me what to do one more time im gonna fucking level them. Beat the shit out of them so bad they will beg for death. I've been here longer, work harder, and am treated worse than anyone. Im so depressed that its making me sick. Im not suicidal, actually quite the opposite. I would never kill anyone, but jesus christ fucking see what happens the next time you page me to come clean up some shit on the bathroom walls. I've been a nice guy for 4 years. Im done with it. Suck my fucking dick, bitch. I make more money than my supervisor. So whose fucking dick did they suck to get that job? Treat me like a bitch boy one more time and im gonna knock you the fuck out. So much drama here, every time I turn a corner someone is snickering about something. Were here to work, so get fucking to it. I wish I worked in demolition, cause I could level a whole building single handedly right now. January 22, 2012 0 174.252.44.207
Slave1 The deep south Lowest on the totem pole Fuck u call center. I have had shitty jobs in my life but u take the fucking cake. This job makes me want to jump off the 6th floor balcony and slit my throat on the way down. I literally want to shoot myself in the face. I have a college degree. I went to law school. Why am I forced to listen to stupid ass customers whine bitch and complain or be generally confused about ordering products online. I'm sorry folks, not my issue if you are an idiot. I also hate the husband and wife teams that call in and one is bitching at the other from the background. Dumb. I'm on the phone getting bitched at right now by an irate customer. I just hung up on her. Damn it if that didn't feel good. You assholes are so fucking rude. Screaming whining from the comfort of your plush homes. You rich spoiled little shits. I sell u items I could never afford on my shitty rate of pay and all you do is bitch and treat me like shit acting as if the world owes you everything. I get pure joy from fucking with many of you. I purposely complicate your ordering process or simply leave you on hold to marinate in your own negative juices for a while so I can laugh at you with my equally overworked and underpaid coworkers. My hours have been cut back to fewer than 32 a week. I want to scream at the top of my lungs and destroy something beautiful. My supervisors' laziness is only topped by their bitchiness. I'm sorry you work at a call center. It isn't rocket science. You are not the shit bc you process orders well by phone And got promoted to lead or supervisor. It means you are a fucking robot slave with no higher aspirations in life. I am here bc I was assigned this piece of shit assignment by a temp agency. U elected to be here. Counts. You can keep your shitty little 15 minute breaks that are barely long enough to take a piss and get down the stairs and back for a damn miserable cup of shitty coffee. 30 minute lunch breaks? go fuck yourself. I'm always assigned to lunch during rush hour traffic and it is just long enough to choke down some crap ass fast food and give me the worst fucking indigestion ever for the rest of the evening. Other than that I am chained to my workstation. This job makes me want to kill my fucking self every fucking moment of every fucking day. There are pieces of shit presently being flushed down the toliet that are treated with more dignity and respect than I am on the job. Fuck!this!shit! January 22, 2012 0 174.253.117.7
x x x Shut the Fuck up you whiny fucking bitch. U could totally apply that ridiculous status to your own fat sorry ass January 22, 2012 0 90.200.253.88
I HATE THE CUSTOMERS CRAPPY Customer SERVICE HOSTILE csr srv rep Sunday has now become depressing because I have to report back to my shitty job on Monday. People say be thankful you have a job and I say to them FUCK YOU I'd rather be unemployed and collecting bottles rather than deal with my company and those asshole customers. Customers come on the line bitching about waiting on hold so long well tell my cheap azz company to hire more fucking reps you impatient bastards. We are forced to work hours we dont want with half hour lunches because they do not have enough reps to take the calls and the pigs took away our holidays now. M R DVR free for life is for new customers not existing so stop calling and complaining to me I have no control over promotions you dumb stupid bastards. Cancel your fucking service and start a new one so you can get the stupid M R DVR free for life and stick it up your ass. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW you dumb pathetic cheap customers and shiity company you can all go to Hell January 22, 2012 0 50.74.155.67
Just Another Peon Getting Peed On I work at a optical retail store as a dispensing optician (not certified) for 2 years now and my manager won't listen to me!! It treats me and talks to us like it does it's own teen kid. I started at this place making $7.50hr. But.....a lab guy that was hired 1 week before I was who didn't have experience was making I think 8.50hr? He has become Lab Manager and heard that he was at 8.75hr before he got that position. But don't know how much he's getting since he's that now. Other uncertified opticians with no experience that were hired a year after me started at 8.00hr. I get a quarter raise each time but I should me making 8.50 hr at least now instead of just 8.00hr!! WTC!! The manager says they're trying to get me more. Oh please. I'm tired of pleading for more from that thing and the area manager too!! I bust my bust off everyday to make customers feel like family and keeping the store nice!! I make commission and so does everyone else on the sales floor!! We're also told you gotta do things this way or you'll lose your job because someone else in another store lost theirs and don't want that to happen to us. I don't go for intimidation bull! There's also an employee there that gets on everyone nerves and when we complain on her we are told to calm down and they don't mean to be bossy. We've had a meeting over this employee. Some customers complain because she's rude and nothing gets done about it!! They only let people go who come in late a couple times. Tell me this ain't screwed up!! If I'm gonna have to put up with this high school crap, I NEED TO MAKE 9.00 AN HOUR!!! January 22, 2012 0 74.195.35.26
looking for new job Just so you idiots know..making us "earn" our vacation time isn't going to make people work more..it will make us work less..of coarse I can cough up 36hrs a week to "earn" vacation time..does it mean I will work more? NO. If you think for one minute your employees give a fuck think again. You treat us like shit...give us crappy insurance that goes up every year just so you can pay less for your nice insurance..yes we know whats going on..have fun on your cruises and vacations to random countries you cheap fuckers..don't expect us to not take a vacation if I need or want time off I'm taking it. You can't tell us to only take it between june and august...sorry but no..my life does NOT revolve around this shit hole company..you try to tell pppl when to take their honeymoon, to get pregnant, etc lol and not to have their wedding at a certain date hahahahaha you pathethic pieces of shit. Who the F do you think you are? Thank you for pushing us harder to find a new job..lots of us are planning on leaving >:D You never tell us good job or you appreciate us..after I did inventory for you and counted millions of things..we got 100% for the auditor..did I get one thank you? NO. I hate you guts..just looking at you ppl disgusts me. I'd rather be a good person than be a rich, seffish cunt like you idiots...oh and btw..its not considered donating when all you do is "donate" to your own race/religion which doesn't need help..not the kind of help like starving children, animal shelters, cancer patients..etc..I hate your guts..rot in hell!!!! January 22, 2012 0 68.62.24.205
Doormat Shithole Doormat You stupid fucking assholes. Don't you think that I wouldn't find out? You little wonder child just took a giant leap into the world of getting his ass sued to hell and back again. And you right along with him. And if you fire me over that son of a bitch I will go out of my way to ruin your day.
Don't forget bitch, that ass wipe that was fired did say that I can be replaced with someone younger. Hey he was a corporate officer and spoke for the company. That's right, fire me and you get an age discrim case against you. I wonder how that would play out in the media.
Now the stress here is giving me health issues. Ya know what? Maybe getting fired will not be so bad after all. I need the fucking rest, plus a few mil from the law suits. Go ahead, make my day. January 22, 2012 0 108.41.170.95
Just another cog Employers understand this: low wages + overwhelming work + crappy policy do not equal quality work. What you get is high turnover and burnt out employees who couldn't give a fuck about how well the company is doing and are ready to bail as soon as something new comes along. But as long as there are new asses to fill seats, I guess this doesn't matter. There's always someone new desperate for a job and is willing to put their dignity and morals aside just so you can make a profit.
Customers: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN!!! I do not care how inconvienced you are. I get paid to pretend to care, not really care. Even then that only goes so far. If you have a question, please be to the point. I don't need an entire history of what is going on and how much it inconviences you. How much can you stand if you had to listen to 8 hours of subhumans bitching about how their life is going to fall apart because somehow the company is at fault even though they didn't pay their damn fucking bill. Also, if you called up half a dozen times and keep getting the same answer, chances are you're going to get it another half a dozen times. Time to try a new tact or just go to another company, just please don't tell me about it. Here's another clue: if you purchase a cheap shit product with cheap shit service, don't expect quality. Expect cheap shit. If you don't like it pony up some bread and buy something more substancial that will provide you the service you want.
To the first person who came up with idea of charging a stupid fucking fee for making a payment: You need to be curb stomped with extreme predijuce. And everyone after who decided this retarded idea was smart needs to have their fucking teeth kicked in. There is no easier way to make your customers hate you than by charging them to make a payment. Not that any of the people making these decisions has to deal with their customers... no they don't care as long as people keep pumping money into their shitty products. Those of us who have to deal with hate-filled mouthings of the poorly educated get that honor. This shit instantly puts the customer against us when they call in. Its is the the most stupid fucking retarded bullshit ever. I hope every single mother fucker who make money raping decisions like this rots and dies, I want you to fucking suffer. January 22, 2012 0 67.169.214.53
G Holland auditer Sustainable my ass, the way you treat your personnel. The world should know. Presenting yourself as the conscious of society, when in fact you are a bunch of corrupt fuckers, kissing each others asses and taking for granted all the hard work your employees are doing for you. Time on time you come in with that plastic smile when you need a favor but in a blink of an eye you put a knife in someones back. You fucking ass, you fucking Cunt it is clear to me know you have no moral you are whats wrong with this time and world. January 22, 2012 0 195.240.133.219
Bob My job at an Italian restaurant makes me feel like dog shit even though I'm a fairly good person. People project their bullshit on me like I deserve it. I'm just tryin to make an honest living here, and y'all have to take a dump on me everyday. I dont care about your stupid fucking family or your stupid fuckin dago grand kids. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! Guess again! I act like I do because I have to, but in all truth if they end up being half of the assholes y'all are, you're better off putting them up for adoption. Truth hurts. Also how about some new fucking decor? This restaurant looks like its stuck in the seventies, but it's not kitch, it's not cute, it's just fucking gross and ugly. If there isn't dead vermin somewhere on the premises, there's a ton of others people's mess to clean up. Honestly, who the fuck do you think you are? You're old fucking guiney assholes who should have closed years ago and allowed a decent business to rule in your place, I just don't understand the complete oblivious ignorance that is still prevailing in 2000 & fucking 12. Unreal. The customers we have to wait on are awful, but the only thing worse is having to do it for you complete fucktards. Go back to Italy, maybe there someone will give a fuck about what you have say. & your long-winded stories are not funny, they're just torturous because you are too fucking stubborn to learn proper English. More to come I'm sure. January 22, 2012 0 66.87.83.230
John Baton Rouge, LA CPA I had several supervisors lie on evaluation I was given. I had documentation to prove this, but upper management wouldn't let me. They confiscated my laptop before I could do anything to defend myself. A year prior to this, my lunch got stolen from the office fridge. I was irritated about having to buy lunch, and made a Facebook post about the situation. Several co-workers thought it was funny and commented in it (including several senior level people) but the higher-ups used it to force me to quit. I was lucky, I found a new job before this happened, so on my resume it looks like I quit to take another job. I'm pissed about what happened at the old job, and I'm pissed that 5 people (all in the office "clique") found it necessary to screw me over like this. Three of them told me during the year that I was doing a GREAT job. The other two hated me. I want to fill up their mailboxes with flaming dog crap.
Working for you was like working in a fucking junior high school!!!!! Your upper management is completely incompetent. You're office is run by a man who likes to make up arbitrary rules for others to follow to compensate for his probable lack of a penis. I hate you all and hope you get cancer of the ass. You like to dig in people's personal lives and control who they are. If they are not to your liking you try to change them with guilt trips and bad assignments.
Fuck your mothers!!! Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!! Shame on you, you holier than thou arrogant pieces of shit. If I could, I'd burn down the office with all you fucks inside it. Good fucking riddance. January 21, 2012 0 98.181.54.3
Shaun Brisbane Lowly casual While employed by a certain company in Brisbane, management kept me in the dark and led me to believe things which weren't true. That is to say, they lied. Then after I objected they fired me and lied about why I was fired. A few months later I discovered that management were trying to keep me unemployed by poisoning prospective employers against me. And that isn't the end of the story.
In order to warn other workers I've put what happened in writing in a file which names the company and several members of management and which tells a story of deceit and incompetence, a story of incredibly stupid decisions made by the supposedly professional management team of a supposedly reputable company. To receive a copy of the file send a blank email to hughliar@ps.gen.nz with "Bad Boss story" as the subject.
If the company and the individuals in management who were involved aren't exposed then they'll be free to victimise other workers so get a copy of the file and sent it on to everyone you know. This may have the additional benefits of encouraging other workers to speak out about their employers and discouraging other employers from stepping on their workers, whatever country they happen to be in. January 21, 2012 0 60.234.120.191
Nugget South East Addiciton. Sadly, despite my repeat requests, you have failed to give me any useful education within my speciality...is it any wonder I lack confidence at work? I can't stand half of the client group...miserable losers. Never a word of thanks, just a demanding hand held out for services and appointments not attended without even the courtsey to phone up and say why. Cnuts. January 21, 2012 0 86.183.67.195
anon uk stupidist company ever I just like to say fuck you. fuck you all. yes youve made my day shit, again. but dont worry lets ask you what I AM DOING WRONG, instead of looking at the things you are doing wrong. You just sit there moaning all day- so and so smells- tell her your fucking self cos I cant smell anything. you sit there all day just talking your own head off and doing fuck all work. when I pick you up on it you have the audacity to be rude or shout at me, then my superior does fuck all about it. so yes fuck off. go fuck yourself and get a proper job where youd be sacked. January 21, 2012 0 90.208.225.70
Doormat Shithole Doormat So your fucking wonder child walked off the job after being yelled at for fucking up. What's the matter, can't he take a little correction? You were noe hear to coddle the poor baby were you? And he wants to take over my job? He wants to push me out of my position and he does not know what the fuck he is doing? And you and the ceo are encouraging it all because he is younger than me. If you let the prick take over watch the place burn. He already has done a lot of damage and a lot of people want him gone.
Hey, fire my ass on Monday and you watch how fast I will sue your ass for age discrimination, sue his ass for slander, sue your ass again for not correcting him on slander. You had better talk to your little spy in the next office too for she can wind up in court as well as a defendant. Oh btw, don't forget, I know a lot of dirt about this place, like big brother. Hate to have the employees know that you ae watching what they do on their computers. Could get ugly.
That reminds me, your fucking wonder child records conversations with his iphone sectetly. Can we say federal crime? Thinking of which, where his getting all those iphones he sells on ebay? Mmmm
Do us a favor, take your millions, your wonder child, your gangsta lean, and your little spy and retire. January 21, 2012 0 108.41.170.95
AB POET Japan Teacher You just ruined the best day of my fucking life you sad fat cancerous human being you pester and pester me to come back to work when my daughteris being born you souless fucking slut i hate you and your fucking company you fucking racist idiot of the lowes grade. You are nothing and when something better comes along im gonna leave you in the shit wit just two fts and whole bunch of shit you ungrateful fat fucker ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU CUNT January 21, 2012 0 210.138.237.148
Wasting away England Customer service I HATE you stupid inbred homophobic racist losers. You are worthless sacks of waste. I cannot wait to leave your stupid office and leave you bitches to gossip all day long. And to you, you ugly balding MD fuck. Selfish lonely snob hiring your fat sister who is nothing more than a hateful cow. You can continue to try and bully me but in two months i will be gone and you will all be stuck with each other for the rest of your worthless careers. January 21, 2012 0 92.22.216.128
David Savannah Cashier Dear, Mr Manager
You are a fucking dick. Our assistant manager said it right today when he told me that you never have anything nice to say about anybody. Its true...all you do is complain and get pissed off at everyone. And this makes the normally cool people start to act like you do. At least we still have a couple cool managers though I fear they may act like you January 21, 2012 0 69.210.193.194
"HEY YOU" middle america bottom bitch FUCK YOU, STUPID CUNT. your goddamn collagen injected lips and botoxed forehead make me want to puke. i seriously hear your voice in my head all the time and it makes me want to blow my fucking brains out. i honestly hope you get fucking run over by a car.
i hate this career that i am in. i hate your stupid fucking company. where do i want to be in 5 years? MILES AWAY FROM YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DELUSIONS.
honestly, you and that sack of shit you call a husband are the most fucking insane people i have ever met. my jaw drops at some of the things that come out of his mouth; they are simply idiotic and maniacal. and jesus, you just love to hear yourself talk every morning. our morning meetings, that last hours, and sometimes i just stare at you jabbering along, your puffed up lips smacking against your capped teeth, the sun glittering off your rolex (WHICH COSTS MORE THAN MY FUCKING COLLEGE EDUCATION) telling us about how fucking fantastic you are and how we all suck and maybe if we tried a little harder we could make the company better. oh, wait, maybe if you fucking split that goddamn ROLEX in half you could put us up in a decent facility where the FUCKING TOILETS WILL ACTUALLY WORK HALF THE TIME. then you could take that other half and pay me a living salary instead of one that puts me UNDER the poverty line -- so much so that i have to be on fucking food stamps. do you know how fucking shitty i feel when people know where i work and automatically assume i make an amazing living? how can i tell them i make MINIMUM WAGE. and that you skim everything, i mean EVERYTHING off the fucking top so you can buy another pair of prada heels (but they were on sale!!) to add to your overflowing collection of designer material bullshit that will just bury your disgusting bony corpse someday.
GOD DAMN STUPID FUCKING BITCH
can i just start over? can i just go back in time to the minute you said "you're hired" and make myself scream "FUCK NO" and then run as far away as i can? god i wish.....
i'm still seething through my teeth but i feel a hell of a lot better. January 21, 2012 0 75.73.14.102
EMT's Suck Rotek Dogs Body What does EMT stand for? They think it means Executive Management Team. What a load of crap. A simply rearrangement too:
Treat Employees Miserably or the three assholes would be better! January 20, 2012 0 24.160.222.114
Jerk me off a woman Grunt I am now being told that I will work a full 8 hour shift on Saturday as this is a work day. For a company motto that says "we care about our employees first" is a giant load of shit. The cock sucker that told me this didn't have the balls to do it in person, he sent an email. Had he called I would have been able to use some voice inflection to let him know that I quit. Instead I will come to work only to stuff the shitter so he will have something to do on Monday when he comes back to work. I hope he gets VD from the cock he puts in his ass tonight. January 20, 2012 0 64.50.105.162
Tired Hell Minion I have come up with my own rendition of "Take this Job and Shove it."
All of the verses state some of the things that have happened recently. I work for a Government Funded Program called Community Action. Recent budget cuts have made things difficult. However, instead of simply telling us what is happenening and why, our superiors lie to us on a daily basis. We are lied to about getting new equipment, employees, and our pay. I am doing the job of what is suposed to be 3 empoyees and am treated like I am dirt under the feet of those who get to sit in a cushy office all day. I am done, I (along with many others) have started to look for other work. As soon as I find another job I am going to record this song and send it directly to the Head Hancho.
Here are the Lyrics
Take this job and shove, I aint working here no more. You've gone and lied took the pay that I've been workin for. Don't you try to stand in my way as I'm walkin out that door. You can take this job and shove it. I ain't workin here no more.
A year ago started work at this here company, and ever since that very day you've been nothing but trouble to me. You lie and cheat us out of fair pay and work us into the floor. So you can take this job and shove it, I ain't workin here no more.
I work and slave away all day doing other peoples jobs, but all I have to show for it aint enough to slop the hogs.
Those in higher places can't walk to a fax machine, but just because I mentioned it I must be really mean.
So you can take this job and shove it I ain't workin here no more, you've gone and lied and took the pay that I was workin for. Don't you try to stand in my way as I am walking out that door. You can take this job and shove it, I ain't working here no more.
Ya you can take this job and shove it up your ass in triplicate, but don't use carbon paper, 'cuz you don't wanna waste it. Oh no you don't wanna waste it.
What do you think, I'm still debating about the "slop the hogs" part. I'd like to come up with something better fro that part. January 20, 2012 0 166.182.3.141
Stupid for still being here philadelphia easy target Ok, I ve had it all you stupid, ignorant assholes who come into this doctors office and yell at ME BECAUSE you dont know your insuance, dont want to pay your copay, expectspecial treatment!! Look around, everyone here is sick! I didnt make you sick, so sit the fuck down, let me do my job then you can go home and get better. Oh, just so you know, we do tell the doctors who is acting like an asshole towards us, so if you think your waiting time is a little too long, its your own fault. We are whats between you and the doctor, and if u give us a hard time, oops, we misplaced your chart for an hour, so sorry. I can apologize sincerely, even though I m the one who made u wait. And I dont care WHO YOU KNOW! We do call the police if you get too loud, so try not to embarrass yourself. Stop making our lives miserable. Were just trying to pay our bills and raise our children, so They dont have to deal with assholes like u all damn day!!!!! January 20, 2012 0 208.54.87.220
Hating Teacher My principal tries to make my life miserable. He wants me to quit. I want to quit, unfortunately the job market is not making that easy. He AND my coworker are disgusting human beings. STUDENTS come first- so fucking act like you are there to educate. Instead of beating me down- HELP me do my damn job. I am good at it, I work hard, and love my students. BUT I HATE THE FUCKING DOUCHEBAG PRINCIPAL AND BITCH ASS COWORKER. You both fucking suck. January 20, 2012 0 75.110.41.100
whythefucknot UK StupidCunt Another day, another shitty day. Only today, my mealy mouthed uneducated arse kissing dumbass of a line manager. Who is no good at his job, or my job, has fucked up once more and yet again.. blamed it on me to his superiors. I had nothing to do with this particular task, didn't order it, didn't start it, didn't carry it out, but after he royally fucked it up he asked me to look at it (should have seen this coming) and after I told him in no uncertain terms that the solution he planned, designed and sold could not be done its suddenly my fault.
Theres gotta be a law against this type of shit. January 20, 2012 0 79.121.207.233
Totally Frustrated Charlotte, NC Stupidly dedicated assy. tech Where to start? I do my best every day for a boss that is an absolute jerk. But, so are his bosses. The plant manager is a arrogant narcissist who does not care one iota for anyone, especially floor personnel. My partner spends two hours a day texting and talking on his cell phone. Since thwe supervisors frequent the work areas so seldomly, he doesn't even have to hide what he's doing. But, if need be, he will go to the closest exit door and talk there. Doing his job, he damages more than he doesn't, but no problem! As long as the unit gets out of the door it's ok. I could go on and on, but I'd only get more depressed. This was a great place five years ago. January 20, 2012 0 98.17.75.240
Some Employee Number FUCK you ___, you piece of shit company. Let me see, how many managers have i had over the years what have broken EVERY SINGLE HR rule from sexual harassment, to outright bullying. HOW is it that uneducated, lying, mediocre asswipes who literally do nothing (check scores on games) always get to move up? What about the people who choose not to suck dick? Is there a job that requires integrity? i think not. FUCK YOU. I work for you, i place all my $ with a competitor. The moment i leave this job, I'm campaigning everyone i know NOT to do business with you. January 20, 2012 0 99.238.18.27
Hate this job Considering the fact that I was - again - the first person to arrive at work this morning, on time, and the rest of you made it in hmm, 15 minutes to 2 hours later, I decided to - that's right - read a novel for all of my work day. No boss, half the rest of the staff didn't show. I don't give a shit that some of you walked by and saw it. Yep. Got paid to do shit nothing today. It felt good to act lazy and incompetent like the rest of you for once. Oh and fuck each and every one of you bastards. January 20, 2012 0 75.136.38.21
Phillip Yu Hey Boss, here that sound? That's your company going down the toilet while you doink your secretary. (Yeah, we all know) January 20, 2012 0 216.237.16.126
I hate customers I have extremely good news for you. I called to deliver the good news, what you've asked for has been granted. If you didn't answer I left you a message so that you will be aware that we called. If you had one of those voicemails that is you pretending like you're answering the phone saying "Hello" so that the person starts talking because they think you've answered your phone followed by you saying something stupid followed by your instructions to leave a message that really is too bad. Your good news was delivered during your assnine antics that you recorded when you were playing with your phone like a 10 year old. It really was not all that funny. I guess the news for you is that you have no news because you thought it was more important to be a smartass jerk. That's not really all that funny either. Fool. January 20, 2012 0 75.95.127.92
Insignificant Why do I give a crap- you certainly don't. I think you're intentionally trying to run this company out of business you self-righteous, incompetent, racist asswipe. January 20, 2012 0 216.237.16.126
wall walltownvilleshire holding everything up Your are just an arse, a childish imp with paranoia, why don't you go and screw yourself you total fuck wit. And you can write that down too in your note book. January 20, 2012 0 92.26.166.211
Monsoon Boring Plankton I hate my job. I hate my boss. I just hate hate it all. She is a fucking bitch who purposely make me work so late. She clear everyone first then me! I m sick and tired of working so late and tired all the time!!! I hate her when she pretend she does not know what the monkeys is up to. That ficking two face bitch!!!!!! January 20, 2012 0 202.46.123.10
joker here me George and paul u cunts. Fuck off cunts. January 20, 2012 0 82.132.138.251
Derpette Earth Word smith Please, fellow Cube Dwellers, shut the eff up. Just shut. The. Eff. Up. That's all I'm asking. I've heard the three of you discuss where you're going for lunch for 15 minutes every day since I've worked here. That's in between discussing Herpina's pregnancy and Derpella's anecdotes about everything she's ever done in her entire life. I don't hate you, but you're making it hard to like you ... at all. You could take all of this out into the lobby or to the break room because--I don't know if you've realized this--you share this room with about eight other people, and none of us are involved in your conversations but we get to hear them all ... and we don't want to hear them.
Even whispering would be appreciated at this point. Anything.
*headdesk* January 20, 2012 0 216.96.196.110
S Scotland Technician I wish I was dead. January 20, 2012 0 78.148.89.239
No Bueno I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE. STOP TALKING TO ME... January 20, 2012 0 66.210.193.77
Had Enough Hell at the moment putting up with others shit I work with several lzy arse up suck up shits who the boss thinks are great, however, others who know them know them for what they are but as I said the boss thinks they are great. How dumb is this bitch and her other suck up pricks. I want out of here bad. January 20, 2012 0 124.187.121.252
Bruce Sydney, Australia Consultant I love my job. But I have one passive aggressive little shit of a colleague who never fucking shuts up whineing and moaning about how hard his job is. He does Fuck all all day, texting, chatting, moaning and yawning and complaining loudly about how shit his job is. He treats women in the office like shit and whilst moaning that he never makes his target, refuses to pick up the phone, leaves early, arrives late, does piss all all day and distracts everyone. He brings us all down. He says every single day how he hates his job. God I so live for the day that he quits. Why do fuckwits like that stick around so damn long. Piss off you boring little lazy shit. Our company lays on a monthly party. This prick complains we never do anything sociable at work but never comes to any of the events. Because he hates everyone. What a cock. Please someone headhunt him out of our business. I HATE my colleague. January 20, 2012 0 203.20.33.97
working with morons Really people? Really?? It's not important? The quality of the work that our company delivers is not important? WTF happened to the company I believed in and slaved my heart out to make successful. January 20, 2012 0 114.75.60.16
Shawn h Ohio Slave So yeah I was working as an independant contractor for this service company and guess what.. I was fired for no fucking reason at all. I mean I was given a line of bullshit as the reason "downsizing" or whatever but we know that's not true don't we. The truth is you would rather have someone you can control and will let you fuck them with a smile on their face. Well FUCK YOU you dumb fucking hicks. Oh and guess what.. I knew you were all pieces of shit the whole time and I was a lot smarter than you thought I was and you were getting totally fucked out of money every week and i stole your customers which you never found out it was me. HA. Fuckin dumbasses January 20, 2012 0 174.255.49.85
fucked over Why are you putting your name on everything? Why do all YOUR reports have to have your name front and center at the top? "Stuff that has been done in 2012, by Tard McTardfucker." "Expenses for the next quarter, as reported by Tard McTardfucker"
NO ONE ELSE writes their name down on their reports. If I started doing that I would get written up for unnecessary paperwork. This is not first grade, we do not put our names on reports that FIFTEEN OTHER PEOPLE WORKED ON just because we got to the typewriter first.
You are a terrible excuse for a human being. I happen to know you have had six - SIX! - hr reports against you, and you've only been working here a month. What the fuck. How are you still working here!!! January 20, 2012 0 74.5.217.190
Lisa I am so sick and fucking tired of being treated like a second-class citizen. I have been with your company for over 2 years as an "independent contractor", busting my ass for you! Everyone else is an employee, getting 401k and other benefits, while get nothing but fucked in the ass by you bitches.
Just so you know, I will fuck you over the first chance I get. That day is coming soon, I promise you. I may be the quiet, reliable one, but being "polite" for so long has really made me an angry person.
Oh, and by the way, when I was supposed to be working at home, I was screwing around on Facebook. You paid me to play some kind of farm game and watch videos on Youtube. You will also be paying me to stay home and do the same tomorrow. GOOD NIGHT! January 20, 2012 0 50.132.14.142
Doesn't matter Btw miss think you know jack shit. Do you even have the sense to be embarrassed that I allowed you to define those terms for me, then asked the pointed questions that I did? The questions that you, btw, were painfully unable to answer? Didn't expect that did you? It was priceless when you pretended not to be able to hear what I was saying (right -bad reception) even when I repeated x3. Amusing. Then you wouldn't answer when I immediately called back. Lolololol Lesson? Don't speak to me again. I will delight in challenging you! Incompetent poorly educated lowbred fool. January 19, 2012 0 174.252.181.35
Does Not Matter This place makes me fucking sick. You think since now you're doing someone's job who used to give a shit, that it means that you don't have to give a shit either? Think you're not replaceable? Fuck You. You don't matter then. That old fucker has been training you for months and you can't produce a simple, nearly automated report between the two of you? I'd understand if he just up and left you with very little training or time to learn? So you're going to listen to some dipshit who doesn't care anymore? We need to find someone else to do that job who has a fucking personality more like that of a human, and less of a horse-riding robot. January 19, 2012 0 71.80.147.224
Used Animalhouse Way more than you do To my fat,self centered,and habitual liar of an administrator:
Your ass is so fat because there are so many heads stuck up there from losers kissing you ass for so many years. Your such a liar even your own family had to have an intervention. When your mouth opens nothing but shit comes out. You are the reason the company is tanking. In turn the hard working,caring people get fired. All because your a manipulator. Come on you fat ass,have the heart attack you keep saying your so close too. We need a boss that does more then play cards all day in her office with her daughters she hired(to kiss more ass) and an accountant she says she hates but is always with!! Forever worthless! January 19, 2012 0 24.20.194.9
Gluton for Punishment Freezing Hell As a new teacher, it'd be great to get some positive support-especially from the older teachers. However, all I get is fucking condescending comments. If you don't think I'm a good teacher, come out and fucking say it. Do it! That will be all I'll need to leave and get a real job where I don't have to listen to a bunch of gossip and conspiracy theories. I would love to have a job again where I was appreciated and respected. Kids today have the shittiest attitudes and a total lack of respect. And...to my 5th hour class...go fuck yourselves. All of you-you have made my first semester hell. To the "good" students in there, thanks for encouraging the "bad" students by laughing at their behavior. You "good" kids definitely set a great example. You little shitheads. Also, to all those teachers with the "teacher" attitude -the one where they are right about everything and they are the best at everything- go fuck yourselves too. Have you ever heard of being humble? Do you realize that no one gives a shit about what you think? You do not know all-so stop acting like it! Also, to the teacher who got the job that I wanted-fuck off. It must be nice to come in whenever and leave as soon as possible. You have the most unpleasant attitude and I can't stand to listen to you. I don't know how a stupid bitch like you got the job, but you must have done something right. You probably just talked about how awesome you are and the idiot principal believed you. How fucking lucky are you? Oh...and you're so cool. I'm so jealous of how incredibly fucking cool you are. I fucking hate you. Seeing you ruins my day. January 19, 2012 0 97.88.31.86
Binkums Nor Cal Assistant manager, sometimes To my supervisors, You dumb bitches. how the hell did you turn a pleasent work environment into HELL for everyone. If i am threatened with getting a 'write up" one more time im going to threaten you...to do your damn Job! We are forced to work with a system that does Not work, we are micro managed and threatend. Its a fucking HOTEL and everyone is SCARRED to do their job. which isnt easy because the whole system is WHACK and full of glitches. Stop putting everyone down for not having enough confidence. they dont have any confidence because you always put them down and threaten them! Fuck You!! Nobody likes you!! January 19, 2012 0 99.114.109.245
Just Die Already I hate my job. I swear I could write a damn book. I hate the fucking company it disgusts me and these idiots act like its such an important job. so serious about stupid shit. I don't get paid enough to give a fuck. I do my job and leave I don't care about anything there. i just need a paycheck and really I feel like I'm wasting my life away at this cheap piece of shit company..that in no time will probably go under because we are now owned my a major investment company. So we are fucked and I don't want to be around when it goes down. Fucking idiot pieceof shit. Die die die!! January 19, 2012 0 68.62.24.205
Richard Head Goatfucktuckey supervisor Do you know how hard it is to sit quietly and watch your dumbass try to figure out what the fuck your trying to do! I hate everyone of you fuckhead bastards that thinks they know everything, but doesn't know a goddamn thing. Sometimes I would love to take a belt and beat the shit out of you all with it until you shit yourselves. It's ok though, because while you motherfuckers sit and waste away in this shithole of a work environment I am getting the fuck out and peacing my ass to somewhere else where maybe they know a goddamn thing or two. Fuck! You all are lucky I am not the silent antisocial type or your motherfuckin asses would be cut into pieces in my freezer and fridge bitches! January 19, 2012 0 50.129.224.214
Hatemyself Hatemyself Hateyoutoo I really really do not want to go through this fake useless performance review session.
What is the point of a performance review if the pay increment is formulaic and already agreed?
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU.
For god's sake, you've rescheduled it for like 4 times now.
We are both not that keen on ever talking to one another again.
You are obviously so busy and important.
I am obviously not so busy and very unimportant.
So can we avoid this embarrassment?
We don't need an hour to talk about nonsense.
I hate lip service.
I REALLY HATE LIP SERVICE.
IF YOU DON'T MEAN IT, DON'T DO IT.
ARGH.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I HAVE TO EVEN SIT IN A ROOM FOR 5 MINUTES TO TALK ABOUT NONSENSE. January 19, 2012 0 2.220.204.14
eric uk slave to employment At least they can't tax masterbating ! January 19, 2012 0 2.96.104.96
Chattel S. of Hell Serf Soooo. You think those clients are going to be transferred over to me. Well well. I just had to lol at you talktalktalking all about how Imma gonna do this and that when they get over to me and all I could barely stop myself from saying was....i fully plan to have another job offer by the end of the month. Yeah I'll be giving my 2 weeks FUCK YOU around that time. And I've decided that yes, I will tell all in that exit interview (if indeed they follow policy and conduct one). Until then it's an unsettling little permagrin I'll be wearing any time you or your bitch posse dain to look at me or speak. Bitch! January 19, 2012 0 174.252.179.113
me here slave How am I supposed to do my job! The main thing you are doing is making it look as if we are successful. I can't honestly say I am making a difference as the room is so noisy and crowded I can't hear.
There is no point in putting across my opinion - even though I have been doing this job for a long time. You walk in and tell us the improvements needed, but it just looks ok on paper. This isn't a paper job, but it doesn't matter does it. As long as we get the successful category we need - that's all that counts. January 19, 2012 0 82.34.152.77
michael united kingdom mot tester I hate my fat fucking arsewipe of a scottish twating boss from twatville i wana goudge his fucking ginger eye balls out and stick them up his scottish hairy fat arse the ugly cunt thinks he knows everything the hard faced sly twat. He knows jack shit he is the most stubborn self centred fattest cunt to walk the planet i swear if he says one thing out of line to me again ill flip and rip his wind pipe out and watch him die a slow horrible painful death..................... god that feels better :) January 19, 2012 0 78.147.38.218
boo hoo hoo Nice to be away from that toxic cunt of a boss. January 19, 2012 0 90.215.59.104
Hey You Bitch One day your mommy went into labor and pushed out a pile of shit along with the baby. Too bad the inept nurse saved the pile of shit (you) and threw out the baby. You really stink you brainless turd. January 19, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
I hate Triple Play n/A Customer Service I wish my dumb ass company would hire more f*cking reps to take the calls so customers wont have to wait f*cking 1 hour before they get to me bytching and complaining about being on hold. Stop forcing me to work F*cking extra hours I don't want to work b/c you don't want to hire more reps, I have a f*ucking life you pigs. Stop F*cking forcing me to take half hour lunches and F*ck the dumb guido manager going around reinforcing this sh*t, you are a poor excuse for a man and a WUSSY. Go grow a pair of balls you worthless piece of Sh*t and stop letting those bytches control your dumbazz. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW January 19, 2012 0 173.2.147.180
What The F Bend over
WTF I cant take it anymore. How many times do I have to put the fucking thing together just to have the fucking stupid management tell me to take it apart. Oh we sell multi-million dollar systems but I have to spend a fucking hour to find a fucking screw I need. Fucking Wal-fart has a better hardware department then we do........oh great I found the fucking screw......ok....take it apart again! WTF January 19, 2012 0 209.113.181.156
Here We go Again We should be embarrassed should we? Nope were not, just a little deflated from your snidy comments as per usual. Now go and take a management course and you may find that if you treat your staff with a little bit of respect then they might actually return the favour you little megolomaniac. January 19, 2012 0 94.1.222.199
Fat loser supervisor I have the world's laziest, unethical piece of rat shit for a supervisor that ever lived. Your wife is nuts and your kids are ugly. Your life is a joke. I hate you. I think of you as much as I do dirty toilet paper. Also, please stop lying. It's odd to think of a grown man lying as much as you do. January 19, 2012 0 184.91.28.9
Ann Oyed I work in a nursing home that cares more about its profits than its residents and it certainly doesn't give a monkey's about it's staff!! Urine, blood and poo stained bed sheets, put to bed when convenient for the establishment and dragged up against your will at 6am in the morning all for a minimum of £800 a week!! What an absolute pleasure!! January 19, 2012 0 90.198.199.11
maggie hate my job FUCK YOU CONNIE. January 19, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
The Return of Toilet Boy It's amazing how many of these rants are directed at women. Hey! Here's another one!
Cindy, when you write an email to a client, you represent our company. So when you spell the word "hear" as "h e r e" how do you think that makes this company look in the client's eyes? You're a 46 year old woman who has been with this company for 25 years. It's time to move on, hun. You need to go to pasture, or die, I really don't care which alternative you take. January 19, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
. . . Boss, I hope you realize you're a bipolar bitch who needs psychotherapy. You're laughing and smiling one minute and then crying the next. If you can't take a joke, then don't fucking joke around with people. Simple. I'm tired of you stomping around thinking you're the shit just because you're the manager at some pathetic job. You think we're scared of you. And while the others might be, I'm not. You think I'm a bitch because I don't give a fuck if something I said hurts your pathetic feelings because YOU took it the wrong way and found any reason to get mad over NOTHING. Like I said, if you can't take a joke then don't dish it out. It's funny to see everyone else trying so hard to kiss your ass and make sure they stay on your "good side". That's probably why you hate me, because I don't kiss your ass and I tell you like it is when you start to have an attitude with me because you think you're big and bad. Yet I also get my work done more than most employees, which is why you keep me around. You're always complaining about how stressed you are. Guess what? You get paid to be the boss of everybody, so YOU figure it out and get the fuck over your pussyass feelings. If you can't handle it, then get a different job. Don't bring it down on innocent employees. January 19, 2012 0 70.126.216.204
Maya AB BRUNEI SLAVE OF THE FINANCIAL WORLD To my dearest ever soooo racist bitching boss,
OMFG!!! Thanks for making me realized how fucked up & miserable my life is by having you as my boss! First of all, can you just please stop asking me everything?? Do my face looks like a walking dictionary to you?! And WTF are you doing kissing the manager's ass?! You're sooooo fucking obvious it make me puke! You never stop taking credit from the work I've done & blame it on me when everything fucked up!( & its your fault obviously!!!) Please pick your fucking ass up & do something about your hitler cunt attitude! And quit going around talking to me about responsibility & shit when you can't even do your job right! SO FUCK U, FUCK MY LIFE, FUCK RESPONSIBILITIES, FUCK MY JOB & FUCK U ALL !!! January 19, 2012 0 202.152.86.4
Cunt Haters Cuntsville I hate you you short little fucking cunt, you are a nobody that thinks youre everything, your life is your job its so sad, you are soooo powerful oh you get criticised a little bit and then you get all nasty, with your glintly little fat bulging eyes you cunt head. Maybe I have a life you are so so sad look outside the square fuckhead, no youd be too scared to do that. January 19, 2012 0 182.239.192.251
MadMinion Thelanddownunder Slave/Social worker You yes you DESPICABLE BASTARD lounging back in your comfy chair watching your minion slaves bust their arses, work their guts out whilst you twiddle a fucking pen & bask in lethargy & deluded self importance.
The word cunt was invented to describe someone like you. If the cap fits wear it... Every time it fits you. Nothing is sincere or authentic about you You pitiful pox.
The only time you look happy is when some naive fool praises you (they don't realise you do fuck all and are the DESPICABLE BASTARD) I know you know what I think of you but I twist my face into a smile and utter good morning It near kills me.
One day all the birds will come home to roost and people will see you for what you are A PHONEY. Why don't you fuck off into the corporate world of wankers. You would fit in perfectly with egocentric money grubbing bastards with fat buttocks polishing a leather chair and fat wallets with illgotten gain.. Hell they are your tribe.
Social workers don't need pricks like you around. Oh one last thing - get your own fucking coffee. We are not your maids and butlers You lazy useless cunt. January 19, 2012 0 124.183.158.83
YOU ARE CRAP To my ever so dearest manager –
First off – GO GET LAID! I am so tired of your uptight panty-in-a-wad ways! After your divorce you have been a real miserable bitch who loves to rain on other’s parade simply because you want others to be just as miserable as you. Well news flash honey – WE’RE NOT MISERABLE BECAUSE WE’RE GETTING LAID BY OUR LOVELY HUSBANDS! Don’t even start by trying to be a “psychologist” and try to analyze me – please bitch, you don’t even know me…BUT I KNOW YOU! Okay so I wont be bias regarding my personal feelings about you, but now let’s be real and start with the top 10 reasons why you just suck:
1)You’re the Accounting manager but you do not even have an Accounting Degree… hmm….
2)You are hypocritical – you tell others to NOT do something and you go right on ahead and do that EXACT thing you said NOT to do! Great example boss!
3)You BELIEVE you are a professional – you are the most unprofessional “manager”, no you do not even deserve that title so let me rephrase – you are the most unprofessional “professional” I have ever met! Yes – that pun WAS intended!
4)You are the QUEEN OF GOSSIP AND DRAMA – Oh puh-lease! You say you do not condone such acts, but woman, all you do is gossip and cause drama in your own department then you wonder why your “team” is not a team!
5)You “know AR like the back of my hand”. Oh reeeeeeeealllllly? Is that why you cannot explain simple AR Reports and concepts without having to do T-charts left and right? I’ll give it to you that you know your company’s AR, considering you’ve been there for 10 years, you better! Question is – do you truly know AR? Food for thought: you were out of employment for a year, why? Because you lack the real education to be an accounting manager elsewhere! Which is why you asked for your job back! So yea, you definitely know your AR
6)You play favorites – even a blind man could see this! Strange thing is, your favorites are not those team members who actually WORK and get shit DONE. Your favorites are 2 incompetent trailer trash bitches. Yes – true trailer trash, as in trailer park, CPS visits, nasty red neck trucks and all. Oh and to top it off – both your favorites barely have a High school education and lacks common sense and knowledge. WOW GREAT CHOICE, I’M SOOOO JELLY!
7)YOU IGNORE EMAILS – Wow this one really bugs me. You ask us to communicate with you – we do but you choose to IGNORE the emails and act as if they never happened… even though the email was sent 31923908301283091 hours ago and I see you READING MY EMAIL. Oh cmon, I don’t even email you nonsense, I email real shit pertaining to my JOB, and you do not even have the decency to STEP UP and be a manager and respond!?!?
8)You are so full of shit that every word you say is crap – I don’t even need to elaborate on this one.
9)Your leadership style – You lead by example, which is your team are all just as negative, nit picky and miserable as you. Please do us all a favor and will you all please go find a man and get laid ASAP?
10)And my favorite thing to bash you on… YOUR LACK OF EDUCATION TO BE AN EFFECTIVE ACCOUNTING MANAGER!!!!!!!!! God, the whole accounting department is something to reconsider… the CFO does not have a CPA, the Controller does not have a CPA, and the accounting manager herself does not have a CPA. You have staff accountants that have worked there for 10+ years and this is their FIRST JOB. REALLY? WOW! Your “compliance analyst” aka INTERNAL AUDITOR is not a CPA…. Gosh and you wonder how can we be MORE COMPLIANT?? Oh cmon, isn’t that the obvious answer? The root cause of this, is this department! If the accounting department was well equipped with REAL accountants then maybe we can adequately educate the rest of the company to be compliant! We’re one step away from disclosing to the board and public that we have failed external audits, I do sure as hell hope this happens as the public should not be blind sighted and have to pay through declining stock prices from the company’s lack of experience.
You know what is the best part bitch? You hold no leverage over me – because the whole world knows I’m going to take my CPA test VERY VERY VERY SOON!!!! SO GO AHEAD AND FIRE ME BECAUSE I DO NOT NEED TO USE YOU TO FIND ANOTHER JOB ANYWAY! YOU REALLY THINK NO ONE IS GOING TO HIRE ME AT THE END OF THIS YEAR WHEN I FINISH MY CPA EXAMS? PUH-LEASE! I AM THE FUTURE, AND YOU MY FRIEND, WILL BE WORKING FOR ME VERY VERY SOON, SO PLEASE CONTINUE TO TRY TO TREAT ME LIKE SHIT CUZ KARMA’S A BITCH!!!!
That was awesome I really do feel better :) January 19, 2012 0 66.27.113.184
ddd the desert tortured soul Dear "coworkers I'd like to bitch-slap", Fuck you. You make my life a living hell. I hate you. Why do you have to be such jackasses? Why can't you just come to work and do your job? Why do you always call out sick (when I know you're only hungover), thereby fucking over the rest of us? If I could, I would put my foot so far up your anuses, that my big toe would bust out of your throat. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. I hate all of you. Piss off. January 18, 2012 0 72.222.215.152
Slave No Really... these assholes don't pay I can't believe I still work for you shit heads. When the employees' paychecks bounce and they call you up complaining, don't fucking laugh at them. I didn't get a paycheck today, and I can work for free and enjoy myself much better sitting on my ass at home playing Xbox. I took a chance working for you; my gut told me not to. Now I have realized that yes, niggers are fucking cheapskate drunkards who drive Escalades when they can't afford to pay their employees, there are stereotypes for a reason. Quit telling me about how these poor girls who make little over minimum wage shouldn't live paycheck to paycheck when you yourself operate your business from billing cycle to billing cycle. Maybe if you'd quit putting the money your employees make you up your goddamn nose then we would stop losing employees and clients. And maybe you could afford to buy equiptment if you would stop drinking, you fucking drunk chimps. No, that's an insult to chimps...you goddamn niggers. FUCK YOU! January 18, 2012 0 75.192.34.13
Not patient enough... Back in the Hills, USA You, Sir, are a bitter, defensive, angry, old perfectionist git. The world grows ever weary of walking on eggshells around you. I have been patient (so very patient) but now the entire office combined struggles to summon the patience to tolerate you.
You will soon be fired...then (between wanks) you can be bitter, angry, and OCD at home by yourself. January 18, 2012 0 75.91.226.77
what kind of crazy bitch does this shit?!? We are scheduled to work Mon through Fri from 8a-5p... now you're putting us on an early/late schedule at the last fucking minute!!! This is such bullshit because we don't get any overtime and you expect us to come in earlier and stay later. ON TOP OF ALL THAT your sorry, lazy, fat ass sends an e-mail at 5:12pm saying no one is released and we're not allowed to leave when the day before you just clarified that early workers come in at 7am and can leave at 5pm. what the fuck is wrong with you?!? make up your damn mind and stop lying to us about EVERYTHING... if you don't know, which you never seem to have a clue, then just shut the fuck up and leave the REAL work to those of us who have brains! January 18, 2012 0 168.38.161.25
loser loserville head of losers my boss is one of the biggest wankers i have ever met.
He has low self esteem, issues with his parents and such an inferiority complex that i wonder how he functions.
Oh that's right - he functions by panicking over nothing because he needs to complete the void within his paranoid mind.
Oh..'we could lose our jobs' or 'they'll outsource us'
Please.... stop making promises! it doesn't motivate me to work harder it just makes me grateful one day i won't have to look at you. January 18, 2012 0 85.210.17.53
Frustrated Land of the confused The eternally unrecognized Please tell me.
Do you want to go on this business trip or not?
Without my efforts, I'm sure you can see that nobody is getting the project done.
So why not use your resource who really has nothing to do?
Why do you first say its ok when I told you how much it was?
But then later on- change your mind and say maybe you don't want to pay for it?
What do you mean?
There's only 3 more days.
And only 1 business day before you have to pay for the tickets.
What do you want me to do?
How can you be so vague?
I don't hate you. I don't dislike you as a person.
But I really don't think- you are really my manager.
If you don't want me to go, just say so in the first place.
I won't take it personally.
But I sure as hell will take it that this is the time for me to go. (No development opportunities)
So make up your mind.
I'm annoyed. January 18, 2012 0 2.220.204.14
The return of Toilet Boy You're a fuckin Boy Scout. No, seriously, you have the uniform! You're their god-damned troop leader or something. Do me a favor, you Boy Scout, Republican, chunk of eagle shit. Go help your mama cross a racetrack. And stop raising your 10 year old son like he's a military cadet. You're asking for trouble. Kid's gonna turn every shade of rebellion by 16. You got such a stranglehold on him, his nuts are going to fall off. January 18, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
MISERABLE SHITSVILLE KEEPER OF SHITS FUCK THIS JOB! FUCK MY SUPERVISOR WHO GETS ON MY ASS FOR EVERY LITTLE THING! FUCK THE PEOPLE FUCKING EVERYTHING UP! I am pretty sure I have developed anxiety over the past year because of the shit I have to deal with. This is too much! You only hire me part time but want me to do work like I'm full time. FUCK YOU ASSHOLES!!!!!!! And then get on us about making up work we miss when we are at meetings, but expecting us to keep up with all the new shit. FUCK January 18, 2012 0 99.39.163.72
Misa GA Slave to the Restaurant Indust Let me just start right here. You appreciate my hard work, but I "seem like I don't want to work". FUCK YOU BOTH. I have two elderly parents and no other family and when I go to the hospital with my dad bc he's in the ER, how the fuck is that the same as calling out because I have a hangover? Well, somehow you're SAT-analogy-failing ass doesn't know, BECAISE IT'S NOT. But you let this stupid bitch who's been here for, like, two months call out all the time. I had to work on my birthday when I asked for the time off WEEKS ago!
Oh and how about when I injured my foot and your idiot husband said I could have the night off and then it was just come until you get there. Then you get here and it's stay and see if it gets busy. Then 3 HOURS LATER when NO ONE is there, it's "Oh, but today is Friday. It's the weekend." I DON'T CARE, YOU STUPID BITCH. YOU SAID I COULD GO!
I work 60 hours a goddamn week and do you pay me overtime? NO. Holiday pay? NO. Benefits? NO. Do I get a lunch break during my 10-hour workday? NO. NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLES: THIS IS AMERICA AND WORKERS HAVE RIGHTS. If you don't like it, go back to India!
I'm sorry, I support immigration, but if you're going to move to a country, respect the goddamn laws there. One day I'm going to stop turning a blind eye to all the disgusting shit that happens in this restaurant and turn you fuckers in to the Health Department. See how THEY feel about the roaches and the rotten food you serve to customers and that nasty-ass moldy ice machine! I can't wait until the day I can tell you assholes: I FUCKING QUIT! January 18, 2012 0 174.251.246.221
I Can't Stand You you condescending jerk I can't believe how condescending and mean my stupid boss can be. He's rude, cruel, and just an a**. Instead of criticizing me via regular e-mail, he decided to criticize my work with a new co-worker on the thread. He never praises, always criticizes and does so in a public forum always.
I hate him with every fiber of my being. January 18, 2012 0 74.61.12.35
i've had enough! Dear Employer,
Over the last 3 years i've slowly begun to hate you. What started off as a nice challenging rewarding job with plenty of prospects has now turned into a steaming pile of shit. I have now realised you've trapped me in this job, my training is so niche my skills aren't transferable and not only that no-one else in this sector would possibly employ me because your company is a world class joke! And now there are no prospects, moving me sideways was a mistake you ungrateful twats. Did you not give me the promotion because i wont bend over and let you fuck me up the ass like all the other brown nose erectile disfunctional little fuck wits you have working for you??? or is it because i have tits? I can understand a woman with intelligence may be a little uncomfortable for you as you are so FUCKING STUPID!! How dare you waste the hours of my UNPAID overtime on pathetic wasters who do nothing but bitch and moan all day. I worked my ass off for those projects for you to undermine me and pass them off those whiners. Well thanks for your fucking time and your fucking appreciation, now i know where i stand. I cant believe i actually used to think you were a good employer, approachable, appreciative, knowledgable, honest, trustworthy now i realise you are simply a cunt.
Kindest Regards
Employee X January 18, 2012 0 217.155.42.69
I HATE THE CUSTOMERS MANHATTAN CUSTOMER SERVICE REP Will you customers stop calling us asking for the DVR free for life promotion once again that is for brand new customers you dumb motherf*ckers. We as reps have no control over what out company offers to you low lifes so stop crying, bytching, whining and complaining to us. We as reps have no control over prices and promotions so what you threatened to switch companies that other company will eventually screw your dumb azzes too so switch you morons January 18, 2012 0 173.2.147.180
F T W Ohfuckingyeah!!!!!!!! Got an interview scheduled for next week. Took the call right in front of you all as I was walking out of the room. Did you hear that first part? Good! Cannot wait to submit notice. Btw. Thanks each and every one of you f.ing wankers for allowing me to be thrown under the fucking bus when I wasn't even there to defend myself. Hope you all rot. January 18, 2012 0 174.252.154.18
Nardo fast fooled Suppervisor FUCK FUCKER FUCKEST TO FATTY Ms.TAN
This fat ass only know how to cause trouble!! FUCK YOU MS.TAN!!! January 18, 2012 0 121.122.194.92
Female Olympia Snowe Mall service provider I do not know why the manager is not fired. He clearly does not like the women who work here. He has brought women here to tears.The male workers have started noticing it. The company will not get rid of him because he can hit the numbers. My advice is not work in a restaurant that has been bought out by private companies with headquarters on a coast opposite your location. I want to contact somebody but it is known that the restaurant industry is filled with very bad bosses who can be sexists and outright lowlifes. I wish an undercover boss would come to this place and see how he treats the harder working women and gives the men a pass when they shrug off work duties. January 18, 2012 0 70.16.70.199
What The Hell You stupid bitch!! You complained about a phone call? Nothing like shifting the focus on someone else. You are he problem -- and your inability to show up for appts. You are a total dumb ass and you are on the shit list now. January 18, 2012 0 174.253.219.205
Linda Wish my boss and co-workers had been on that cruise ship. I'd stand on the shore and wave bye-bye! January 18, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
hate my job I now realise as long as you know whats right and good you must take a stand. even if it means losing a job. I will not watch the crap that goes on. I absolutely refuse and people are noticing. It makes me ill. My so called boss is a total piece of shit and I let her and the manager have it. i am raining on their parade and their days are numbered. they thought they had one on me but it backfired on them. ahahahahahahahahaha January 18, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
Real Deal The Office Lucky to have Me Please fucking realize that our results suck because you fucking suck, our dear Managing Director.. Our ops, customer service suck because you put shitty ass kissers who have no fucking clue how to run a department to "lead". what bullshit!
You come in late all the time, have two assistants, your expenses are sky high, and you have the gall to diss us for being not around. Wake the fuck up, we go meet clients, hello!
Our competitors complete more projects, make more money with less resources. When the fuck is our Big Honcho from Headquarters going to figure out that you played him all along!?!?!? January 18, 2012 0 222.166.181.130
Seemingly, the only one With at least Half a brain This stupid mother fucker who is supposed to be the lead for our team is an incompetent son of a bitch who has no integrity. He does nothing all day except organize pointless meetings and offer help to senior management. Am I the only one who notices that the only thing he wants is a Manager's position? Is senior management so blind and stupid they fall for his phony act? He doesn't even spend any time leading the team he is supposed to lead. He helps out his own friends and uses everyone else while leaving them with nothing. The other people in the department act friendly towards him but it is obvious they fucking hate him and his kiss-ass behaviour. Really, am I the only one with enough mental capacity to see who he really is? I guess the blame lies mostly with management. For some reason, they reward the backstabbers and kiss asses while ignore the people with actual talent, integrity, and work ethic - the kind of people who can really make the company excel. Well, karma is a bitch and one day these selfish, immoral assholes will get what is coming to them. January 18, 2012 0 74.198.9.169
Stressed the fuck out The D Counselor If one more fucking person tells me I am lucky to have a job I am going to rip there fucking head off.
Whole shit to deal with a fucking crazy boss that ALWAYS has the right answer.
At what point to I give up?
She is so fucking CHEAP that she would never fire you because then she would have to pay unemployment. So she just continues to torture you.
Thanks to everyone on here Misery Love Company!!! January 18, 2012 0 68.41.12.47
God London Office Assistant Dear Beloved Fatso
OMG stop constantly talking about your son...every second! And moaning at me cause you have some obsessive urge for food and missed his call! URGH your an obese disgusting wretch with a bun nasal voice! You make me sick and im sooooo close to a machete to.your.blubber! January 18, 2012 0 92.40.253.235
Employee #5 teh frozen north Employee #5 To say that my boss is a douche bag is an insult to feminine hygeine products. January 18, 2012 0 68.150.1.118
Amber Alabama Do bitch Anyone who reads this who knows me knows exactly who this is but I don't give a shit. It is sad that most of the work is done in retail settings by one to two people. You have tens or even hundreds of other associates that work there as well and they are the lucky ones. They get paid to stick their finger up their ass and twirl all day. I'm so fucking sick and tired of working my ass off while other people dick around and then I have my dm asking me stupid fucking questions when he doesn't even know what he's talking about! Let me ask you some fucking questions, when's the last time that you actually worked at a store with the public? The public, for the most part, is a bunch of irresponsible, whiny, bitches with a sense of entitlement. "I've been out of my blood pressure medicine for a week now and I have to wait 30 minutes for a refill?" "I've called you twice to get a refill from my doctor and I still don't have my medication!" Have you called your fucking doctor? If you are out of your medication it doesn't hurt me. Your stupidity and laziness will hurt you however. And why is it that people are perfectly content to wait 4 hours at the doctor's office and then don't think 30 minutes for a prescription is reasonable? Believe it or not we do not just slap a label on a bottle. If that was all we did then you'd have tons of people dying from drug interactions and overdoses. My job hate is 50/50 between the lazy fucks I work with and the stupid fucking customers that I have to deal with. Then I have some dumb fuck manager come and try to regulate shit that they don't even know about. I wish I could quit. I need to win the lottery. January 18, 2012 0 173.202.167.33
joey boise software engineer I work for a sociopath who couldn't care less if his subordinates or his business customers drop dead of a heart attack from being overworked. He is a practicing liar, takes credit for others work, phoney patronizer, steals others ideas, delegates everything, and knows nothing. Not an original thought in his head. And to make matters worse, he is a special class of employee which makes him untouchable. Cowards... January 18, 2012 0 96.18.198.35
Honest worker Boston Area IT This short, fat Indian woman immigrated to America from Canada with her husband and got a job in our company. She apparently has a high level of expertise across many applications as a high-level testing analyst in Toronto...but after spending 5 minutes with her, you know she doesn't know jack squat! How did she even get away with these lies during the interview process??!! Now I have to deal with her incompetence every damn day. She can barely work a computer. She must have had her Indian friends help her out. January 18, 2012 0 69.165.164.191
AnotherWorker Someplace, USA IT Business Analyst Like most, I want to be loyal at work.
I want to be dynamic,
I wish to be purposeful, effective and directed,
I seek a minimum of response that I contribute to the hive in a positive way, reinforcing the hours spent.
What constitutes meaning at work if none of the above are achievable?
Should I just be "glad to have a job"? Enough to pay my way for another day of disappointment?
I have truly lost purpose at work - that keeps me awake at night when I should be sleeping.
The pharmacists and regulators can debate my ailment, but until trust can be restored and purpose re-identified, I will still sleep restless. January 18, 2012 0 68.199.109.73
Customers make me Sick Qns Customer Service Rep To all you cheap greedy customers stop calling my job looking for free sh*t you have all these F*cking premium channels on your Television 8 Set Top boxes and wonder why you bills are high. If you cant afford the services downgrade or get another job so you can pay your dam bills ya bums. You want to lower your bill but don't want to sacrifice any of your services so stop calling us looking for hand outs you cheap greedy bum azz customers can you hear me now January 17, 2012 0 108.14.201.108
J. Las vegas Casino Cafe Worker Dear Insecure Female Boss,
You whole staff is coming around to hating you. Two of us immediately knew who you were when you fired M. For something that should have been a writeup then tried to blame me. Then. You tried to fire us but se wouldn't go.
It was one of the busiest weeks of the year and you come in and criticize! You were the one who fucked up scheduling and didn't have coverage!
Your "love" of Ben is downright disgusting. If you looked with your eyes not your loins you would realize that he's a shitty employee and a ghetto thug.
Your a pig and even the new ones hate you. A thank you this week would have gone a long way. D. Actually worked off the clock to help everyone and I didn't get breaks. Instead you praise your boytoy and yell at the rest of us.
Why can't you follow your boss allready and move on along to your next position.! January 17, 2012 0 174.254.18.255
W T F So I risk my life commuting hundreds of miles per week to and from that shitty job. Take abuse from clients who are this side the dregs of society, and am not defended by colleagues who know damn well I did not have the file and am not responsible for the imagined/fabricated slight. Then, you damn fool colleague, in an attempt to further your own case are trying to utilize my expertise for which I am not being paid. Just because I have the degree doesn't bloody mean I am going to use it!!! And furthermore, I FUCKING HATE THAT JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 17, 2012 0 174.252.185.56
. . . I am so sick of scam artist customers always trying to get something for free. Just pay for your items and get the fuck out. January 17, 2012 0 64.231.136.248
I Hate My Job I hate my job. I have worked at the same place for over 10 years.
I have been verbally abused by people (my day is not complete until someone has threatened my or yelled at me over something I can't control). I have constant interruptions. Hell, I can be on the phone, have someone at the front counter yelling at me and then another employee will come up to try to talk to me and get mad because I ask them to wait a few minutes.
Today I get asked if I am keeping an RSVP list from a mailing that was sent out and that they were told to contact me to RSVP (this event is in a couple of days). Well, no one has called but HELLOOOOOOOOO shouldn't you tell me that they sent this out????????
They do the same fucking thing when they have a meeting too. Don't know they are having a meeting until everyone shows up and then they are like "
oh yeah, we're having a meeting" January 17, 2012 0 24.247.64.213
i cant say i cant say iU cSantP sayS i had no one to be home with my kids today and had to leave work... now there trying to fire me b/c i "walked out?" so leave a 8 mouth old and the 5 year old home to watch each other. January 17, 2012 0 24.47.108.164
Sickofit Sickofitville Pukedon I am sick of this whole damn place today. Really, we are going to get written up for that? I don't think so dipshit. If they are going to write something up, it will be the really important stuff that has to do with meds, etc. January 17, 2012 0 24.139.61.248
Dash Sydney Anaethetist Come on give me a break, Yeh I earn $2000 a day, yeh I drive a Porsche 911 Carerra yeh I live on the water with a huge house and incredible view of the harbour and city. I probably look like an obnoxious arsehole, but why cant you just leave me the FUCK ALONE, I am here to do a job, I do not need some piss ant practice manager telling me to "Straighten up my desk, dont eat food on the desk, do not surf porn on your own personal computer" give me a break. I earn $15 000 for this this shisenhousen practice, enable me to do what the hell I want in my own office with doors shut ya freak January 17, 2012 0 121.220.20.180
Fones The Void Moan Ami I often hear the phrase, "You're lucky to have a job in this climate." Yes, that is true, but, just because we have "This Climate" bosses, managers, and fat cats in general do NOT get carte blanche to treat their workers like SHIT! I may not be a high flying mercedes benz driving big I am... but I am still a human being, and I am not a machine with no feelings.
Nobody on this planet should ever have to get up and think, I hate my job, well I hate my fucking job with so much vengeance, my very teeth ache. I hate my job for all the usual reasons...
1. Shitty pay
2. Shitty hours
3. Shitty managers
4. Shitty time off
5. ZERO prospects.
Its basically dead end. But the real reason I hate my job and all it stands for is because of customers, guess what, you customers are a bunch of asswanking, cock sucking, scrotum faced, phlegm drinking motherfuckers!! Who 99% of the time wouldn't know to breathe in and out, unless social services plastered thier homes with post-it notes to remind them!! Seriously, why do people buy these fucking phones, when they don't know how to use them? I have no fucking idea how to set up a tent, so I don't own a tent, if I want to go camping and I loved camping when I was younger, I make sure somebody there knows how to set up the sodding tent. And if nobody does, I don't go camping! So simple. I dont ring somebody and then get all up in their face, because I am the one who is utterly incompetant.
If you are not capable of working it out for yourself, then
a) read the fucking manual!!
or b) if you cannot read, get somebody to set you fucking i-Phone up for you! Because here's a newsflash, I am not the guru of all knowledge, my brain, although far superior to yours, is still unfortunately one of a mortal man and thus limited in what it can accomplish.
So whinge to friends, if you have any, family, if they bother with you, or anybody else BUT GET OFF ME!!! January 17, 2012 0 81.97.131.225
Kate Kansas The Go To Girl Dear Manager,
I really think that you're a incompetent prick who doesn't know sh!t. How in the world you became a manager is seriously doubtful. Did you suck the big corps, d*** or what? I only want to know when I'm going into work every week, not just me but 8 other co-workers needs to know too! You always sit on your lazy a** texting on your stupid phone and do nothing while I bust my fuck'n a** off working my hands to the bone earning minimum wage!! Put the damn schedule up at least a week advance so we won't need to call you and ask when we come in to work!! How dare you get pissed at us when we call to confirm if we work or not that day!!
For the love of God stop calling us in when YOU give us the DAY OFF! HELLO! It's called a DAY OFF for a reason!! F*** YOU! January 17, 2012 0 67.181.24.81
WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE Okay you fucking asshole, you really think I'm that stupid that I can't tell you are setting me up for a fall? I KNOW you fucking hate me and I really am happy about that because if a dickwad like you actually liked me, then I would think there was something majorly wrong with me. Unfortunately, you are my supervisor so I have to PRETEND to like you. I know you love asking me stupid fucking questions that you ARE WELL AWARE OF THAT I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO, just to hear me say "sorry I don't know", thus prompting you to give me shit for not knowing.....seriously, are you that mentally/emotionally abusive???!!!! If so I feel sorry for your wife and kids...and the other thing is, if you seriously hate me so much then fire me. This would allow me to tell you to go fuck yourself and also to laugh my ass off walking out, knowing it will take a cold day in hell before you will find another employee to train to fully take over my job to the extent that I am doing it now. You would be sooooo fucking screwed you fucking cocksucker! January 17, 2012 0 24.72.40.44
PRISONER NUMBER 765 STALLAG 13 SLAVE I thoroughly enjoy being a slave. I enjoy serving my corporate masters because they treat me well and ensure my survival. If I was smart enough to run my own business or to be a boss then I would be doing that. I accept my limitations as a slave and am very happy.
Your ass smells very nice today. Muah.
January 17, 2012 0 68.14.83.180
It doesnt matter It doesnt matter toilet bowl I have loved this job since I was hired. I started working as an intern (1 day a week) and slowly moved into part-time (3 days a week). I did the 3 days a week thing for many months, but now I went full-time during the summer and then back to part-time until December something when school went on winter break then went back to full-time. I have maybe missed 3 times since I started Jan '11. Unknowingly I was "putting out the vibe that made the others uncomfortable when they brought me things to do or requested I do something for them." Well, I thought everything was going well, but I was wrong. Apparently, this situ was bad enough to hire another woman and move my ass to the conference room desk without even talking to me about the "problems". The keys to the building were then taken from everyone except the main lady and bosses. SUPPOSEDLY! Then tell me why, when the main lady left early yesterday there was no one here with a key to lock up?! I was wrong again!! One of the new girls was given the key for the week while boss is on vaca. WTF? I have been here loyally and they give HER the key?!?!! I am so pissed off. I have been slapped in the face so many times while working here. I do stuff that the main lady does and I get "in trouble" for it!!?? I can't afford to quit and I LOVE my job, but why do the people have to always connive?? Oh and the newest lady doesn't know half of what I know AND she disregards me as if I am shit on her shoe!!! What can I do to turn this around???!!!! I hate this. I KNOW the job is awesome and these people are everywhere but get real! Why can't people be real like ME? January 17, 2012 0 70.254.241.122
The Return of Toilet Boy Here's a lesson for you bosses out there; don't judge employees based on your own personal circumstances. Not everyone was born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Not everyone drives a new Dodge Charger every three years that the company pays for.
Just sayin'. January 17, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
Peanut Earner Australia It should be "Miss Awesome" Why I believed the bullshit at the interview God only knows. It all sounded so good. It is NOT GOOD. You are not a nice family business. You just run around like a headless chook and expect me to get stressed with you about your all important busy life. Your husband is fucking smartarse who can't smile and speaks down to the staff......and he still expects us to do his tasks. One lady made a little comment ( I would have fucken screamed if it was me) and she got yelled at in front of everyone. We have worked our butts off for you all year so you can live a fancy fucken lifestyle with your noses in the aire and all us office girls get for a Christmas present is a cake of soap. I'd like to shove that cake of soap up your fucken arse. If us girls quit your business will go down down down. A little respect would be nice. Well lucky for me I am a little bit smart and I started my own online business from home and I am working on it every bit of spare time I have away from that hell hole you call a "nice family business" So VERY SOON when I am earning shit loads of money I will proudly walk into your office and sweetly tell you to fuck your job and you will never tell me what to do, when to eat, when to pee, when to talk EVER again. January 17, 2012 0 122.149.93.109
Victoria Barista I hate my job. Even on my days off I can't relax because all I can think about is how much I hate my job and don't want to go back. I hate my coworkers. They are rude immature bitches. Can't wait until I leave for college and leave this shitty job behind. January 17, 2012 0 66.189.220.34
Mr Rage Uranus other peoples bitch I work at a casino full of biased retards and retarded customers. The customers are stupid, and by stupid i mean, They Cannot Read any of the guidance signs that are there. I do valet parking at the place and I have a sign that shows whether im available or not. The people still assume im available even though the sign is showing Unavailable. They also dont get what Closed means. the gift shop loacted there will say Closed on the sign and people still jerk on the door wondering why its locked. Ive been accused of slacking on the job when I was clearly busy with a task. They expect me to drop whatever im doing to help them. So fucking power hungry and think they run the joint, and no one does shit to stop these people because they are profit. So the customer could tell me to fuck myself and I just gotta stand there and take it like a bitch. Fuck that shit. Plus im a white guy working for indians, that pretty much sums up work for me in a day. Oh and god forbid I get a chance to take a piss without someone on my ass about a car.....ill just piss in their car from now on, maybe take a dump in the seat while im at it, show them fuckers. Damn field niggers can rot in hell and burn alive in their teepeesa long with those assfuck customers. January 17, 2012 0 74.221.36.41
J.S. FL None My job isn't so bad, it's my boss that I absolutely abhor!!! He's the most difficult person I've ever had to work with. 1) Maybe this might be more of my problem, but I do not have patience for idiots. You're the boss, you should know more than me, how to do more than me. But he doesn't, he doesn't know how to do shit. He makes me do the most stupidest tasks, just because his ass can't figure it out on his own, wasting everyone's time. 2) He always has an attitude with everyone, and yells at everyone, especially if they make a mistake or don't do things HIS way. He just controls people. There's no room for discussion on what the best way of doing something is. Like today he got an attitude with me just because I didn't know what some customer ordered 3 months ago... Really? You can't even remember what happened last week! Fucking idiot. January 16, 2012 0 97.97.0.34
Hate my life!!!! Back to work after Monday holiday off. Well, actually, after receiving calls and texts on my days OFF. Oh ftw yes I did ignore those, bitches...you bet I did. This little slave doesn't get paid efuckingnuff to answer on my off time nor will I without pay as you expect I will. This is rot and the most depressing shit job I've ever had. After careful consideration I am going for the anti depressants. That or suicide. Can't find another job right now....soooooo..... January 16, 2012 0 174.252.158.15
Lena Having a job is to support my lifestyle. I am a full time student and employee. I do not want the extra responsibilities that you have put on me just because you're too cheap to hire more people. I am under enough stress as it is and I cannot take anymore. I come in on most of my days off to help because your niece can't do the job. I know it would hurt hearing that, but she is not that bright. She's very pretty, but this is not the job for her. I also don't like the fact that some of the guys at work feel they can speak to me anyway they please. As if I'd lower my standards for some drunk frat boy (there's plenty of those birkenstock wearing fuckers on campus already).
In closing, find someone else to dump all this shit work on. I need the money but I value my self respect first. January 16, 2012 0 74.229.90.117
Carmela Puerto Rico Teacher I am a teacher and I hate my job. I used to love it, but not anymore. Now everything is test scores, TEST scores, TEST SCORES!!!!! I don't have a life. I work from 8-3:30, stay in school until 6 everyday, go home and I still have to work another 2 hours. Weekends are not for relaxing anymore. I work another 10 to 15 hours doing crap for students, administartion, parents.....you name it. I am tired. I don't have the passion anymore. This job is not for me. There is no creativity what so ever....Now we even have scripts for some periods of times during the day...things we have to say as a part of a new assessment procedure....I HATE MY JOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 16, 2012 0 97.100.147.236
Shit the worst office in the world slave I'm about to go ape shit in this place. I'm sick of all the daily bullshit. I'm about blow this place the fuck up. Fuck all of these people. Fuck this company. And an even bigger FUCK YOU! to J & D. You two have made this job hell for me more than anyone else. January 16, 2012 0 173.171.87.210
Lee Fairfax, VA Puppet used for design and pr Seriously I hate my boss right now and I want nothing more than to tell me boss where he can shove it while also saying that his business will inevitably fail and be driven into the ground by him obsessive micromanaging nature. We are your employees now your puppets. And if you want people who are very good with PR why don't you ever hire people who are really good at PR why do you always hire graphic designers. You promise us a creative environment to work in but you don't listen to us at all. All you want is for us to do everything the way you want it and never listen to our creative input. ARIEL IS A SUCKY FONT TO DESIGN WITH WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH USING IT FOR EVERYTHING!!?? Also your logo is pathetic. It is a lightbulb. We tell you that is beyond cliche but you wont listen to anyone so you keep your crappy logo and just your crappy business and I can't wait for the day I am liberated from the clutches of your FOUL EXISTENCE!!! January 16, 2012 0 71.191.235.221
My Name is Lackey Minion So, 'A', you managed to lose the password to the company's web site? Can't get on it and make updates? You asked me if I had the password, you'd somehow lost it. I produced your note to me, what I thought was the password and you dismissed me. "That's for the PUBLIC access, reeemmmemmmberrr?" as if I was a child.
Well, you fucking twat, good luck with getting me to EVER help you again. Even your cuntbuddy 'B' couldn't help you unearth the fucking password.
I live for the axiom "Karma's a bitch." Eat me, you brown nosed fucking bitch. I hope the boss reams your ass out, but he won't, because you've got your head so far up his ass you can lick his tonsils. January 16, 2012 0 68.59.156.235
IT IT IT Essentially I have to have a rant. Get this fucking pain off my chest before it becomes a full on cardiac incident and finishes me off for once and for all. The setting is a medium sized, highly profitable company.
Except that the powers that be have decided to go on a recruitment spree while slashing budgets. This has lead to incredible stuff like deciding that instead of buying all our development staff Enterprise licenses for our development environments we will give our testers Express versions. Which are useless because they can't do things like run the unit tests. You know, their jobs. Then there is the fact that apparently we can't afford to create redundancy for our client facing servers. Then there is the fact that our VM infrastructure is completely incapable of dealing with the reality of our systems.
Nevermind our increases which are pure shit. The scary thing is that all the line and middle managers are so used to goose stepping in line with upper management that they refuse to acknowledge any issues despite us at the bottom having to work our way around them. For shit pay.
Fuckit. January 16, 2012 0 41.53.200.42
D Illinois Computers I freakin HATE my job!!!!
I've been working at my job for almost 3 years. First of all, it took the better part of a year and a half to get a raise (after 3 hiring groups). I had to ask and email my boss more than twice to make sure that I'm getting a raise that I deserve. Then, they don't let me work much in the computer labs, they keep locked away in the windowless office for hours at a time. I'm constantly working on the phone and this year started off with crappy hours. More than 90% of my work hours consists of phone support. Next, my head boss is such a cold-hearted B*%$#!! I had to take a day off from work to take my mom to the doctor. I get an email from my boss saying, "And how long did you know that your mother had to go to the doctor" and a whole bunch of other crap. How mean can you be? I can't stand my boss. Now, I only have a certain number of hours left to work at this job before they do away with me!!! I've been searching for another job but to no avail.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I HATE MY JOB!!! January 16, 2012 0 131.193.14.142
More tales from a dead end public service job I had a part-time position with a local service agency. I will finally be done with that shortly. It started out okay but in the end it was a freaking nightmare. I had to continously email about getting paid, didn't get the information or supplies I needed to do my job, and received phone calls about the most random things known to man. I finally quit when my schedule got fucked up (again) and I was left getting emails about things I sent to the main contact person. Have fun with that nightmare. January 16, 2012 0 72.218.56.207
steve stafford head of dept Genting.com or should it Genting.con
I placed a 2.00 bet with this shower at Villa Park at crazy odds 0f 300-1 guess what I WON great news. But what I hadn’t realized was the pain and misery these idiots put you through to get your money.
I thought simple claim on line give them the bar code number for my betting slip and bank details job done OH HOW WRONG COULD I BE
Firstly had to sign up to join their on line casino
25 emails were exchanged
4 sessions on line with their help desk !!!!
A 10 deposit to open an account
A digital photograph of my driver’s license
On top of this a log on process that you need a master mind degree to get through a system that crashes more often than a learner driver on a skid pan and I don’t know how they did this but my keyboard worked fine. Go on their site and it takes 5-15 key depressions to enter a digit UNLESS you’re putting money onto your account.
Did I get paid in the end YES I did, was it the worst on line experience I have ever had YES. Would I have bothered if I had won 20.00 NO. And that’s where the problem is. In my humble opinion the method of payment is so onerous it has been set up people to walk away in frustration
Stay well away from it – you have been warned January 16, 2012 0 84.13.101.233
he says i'm too pretty to work with MOTHER FUCKER What the fucking fuck.
Did you seriously - SeRIOUSLY - just give that little pissant stalker permission to continue harassing me? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU ARE YOU A FUCKING DATING SERVICE!! did it pass your notice that I am GAY. a LESBIAN.
so this ASSSSSSSSSHOLE comes along asking me out OVER AND OVER AND OVER again, sexually harasses me on a DAILY FUCKING BASIS and makes me want to vomit. I have complained only to get a response of "aw how cute he has a crush on you" FUCK YOU ASSHOLES, THIS IS A WORKPLACE NOT SECOND GRADE!!!
and now you are BUYING HIM EQUIPMENT, what happened to the rule of "you want it you pay for it" that you have given TO EVERY OTHER EMPLOYEE including me! He complains about his poor widdle office-assigned adjuster not working quite right (that's what happens when you don't fucking know what you're doing) and YOU BOUGHT HIM A $6000 ADJUSTER. with an engraving?? that says "in appreciation" IN APPRECIATION OF FUCKING WHAT HE HAS BEEN HERE THREE WEEKS!! I have been working here ELEVEN YEARS and every piece of new equipment I've ever had I have bought with my own paycheck. Ditto for everyone else who ever worked here.
And don't EVER fucking tell me EVER AGAIN that he's complained about me not training him. That's just an excuse for him to get me alone. When you told me to train him do you know what he said? "Oh I already know all this, I picked it up in like 15 minutes" This from the man who doesn't even know which side of his underwear goes in front.
And no you DIDN'T fucking "pick it up" in 15 minutes you smelly greasy ASSHOLE, you know why we have to find people to babysit your stupid ass whenever you're on shift?? Because if you're there alone you call the Help line NON STOP wetting your fucking pants over whether you've done something wrong! "I can't press a button, what if it explodes?" "I don't understand why
Myself and the other 3 female employees in this dump are going to the owner and complaining. Crossing fingers b/c he's a well-known lech himself and I can't see him helping. January 16, 2012 0 76.5.159.167
MONDAY (UK) 16th Jan most depressing day of year Yes today is the most depressing day of the year, still over a week to go until pay day. Most of us think we have hidden talents, wasted on shit jobs, this isnt true Im afraid. We are a product of failure - at school, failed college probably never made Uni. This sets us up for life - a life of failing. Whilst we are employees we are just a number. We try to go it alone and heh presto - we fail and go bankrupt.
Let's hope reincarnation is a fact and we then get another go, but statistically we would fail lifetime after lifetime.
So don't kill yourself !!!! January 16, 2012 0 92.20.251.107
Beyond mad midwest I worked for a rail road crew transportation company that really could care less about thier employees ! And if they did the company would pay their employees that are out in the field more money ! I knew the wage going into the job but when I was "promoted" HAHA what a joke the pay didn't get any better and what I had to put up with ws 100 times worse ! With out saying which company it is I am sure some of you can figure out what company I am taling about ! I had to be on call 24/7 and OMG if I got sick and had to have a few days off my boss would call me everyday to see if I was really sick ! It was like she didn't believe me ! And to get some time off to travel to see family that was another fight to the finish. I had to shorten the length of my trip and that gave me less time with my grandbabies ! January 16, 2012 0 74.194.121.48
no one brooklyn customer service rep. I'm usually not the racist type, especially since I'm hispanic myself but I'm at my limit with these fucking cubans. No offense, but honestly my manager talks so much shit behind my back then has the nerve to fukin talk to me with the fakest tone. I try my best to do my job but she makes the environment so fuking depressing as soon as I pull up to work I just wna quit. Fuck everyone I work with they're fucking rude I've never met a group of people so fake and unwelcoming. It just goes to show how fake ppl are in the work place. This ia my 1st job. Nd I hope to find another soon nd quick becuz I can't take another day of this fukn shit I deaserve better than 6 hours a fukn week!! Fuk u pizza hut!! January 16, 2012 0 108.218.80.125
SO FUCKIN' CRAZY HA HA COCKSUCKERS! I HAVE ESCAPED YOUR EVIL CLUTCHES AND I AM FREE! FREE TO DO WHAT EVER I WANT, UNLIKE U LOT HAHA! YOU FUCKERS ENJoy your SHITY JOB! Have a miserable life CUNTS! Haaaaaahaaaaaa January 15, 2012 0 217.171.129.71
Slave to the grind Somewhere Shithead I cannot believe the fucking collleagues I work with and the fucking boss is completely socially inept with no people skills. When other people fuck up he shrugs and sighs. When I rarely fuck up he comes raining down on me with brimstone. Some colleagues turn up late and go home whenever the hell they want, on a daily basis. WTF? Since when was this okay? Why is this overlooked? It shouldn't even be up for fucking discussion, you're there to work you fucking morons!!! Sure they probably make up the rest of their wages with working tax credits, but why the fuck does my boss say nothing? Either my boss is jealous of me, or just hates me because it's something to do, either way he has some serious unresolved issues...I mean he chats up the 16 year old part time students, and actually sounds like a fag when he does it. His peanut head and scraggly chin strap are fucking laughable, I grew out my chin strap PROPERLY and the cunt told me to have a shave...look whose talking Werzel. I wouldn't vent my frustrations this way usually, but I start a new job next week and thought it would be worth telling the world I'm finally getting out...and tomorrow I'm quitting because I'm not putting up with that place a single day more, and it is going to be oh so fucking sweet. January 15, 2012 0 109.155.55.60
fuck you fagboy look fagboy im not really your friend i only pretend to like you coz your the boss (for the moment) you can scream and shout at me .put me down all you want it just makes me want to do bad things to you even more although
i will hide it to the last and laugh, its simply because i need the money once i pay off a few things im outta here and you've no clue im going,,now com'on you hardly thought i was going to put up with your dickhead attitude for ever did you...so enjoy your last few weeks of being a dickhead to me coz i cant wait to see your face when i say fuck you and walk n i dont care how busy you are when i do it ha ha ha cant wait,,this actually fells good even just to type what a dustin the turkey lookalike faggot ass dickhead knob end of a chap you are {and i fooled you to thinking i dont mind the way you are you fucking wankbag) one last FUCCKKK YOOOOUUU!!!!!!!!!! for good look aw well back to work tomorrow for more abuse b ut not for long will keep yous updated bye January 15, 2012 0 83.70.42.26
j htown slave Seriously dude what the fuck? today was so shitty because of you especially kyle and sarah. How about both of you work and do some shit besides walking around and chilling in the closet and texting? while I get to maintain the fucking place and you guys just do nothing and it's not fucking fair. bitch sarah needs to shut the fuck up and learn to be a better person rather than being selfish and treat me like a fucking dog who fetches you shit. seriously, don't underestimate me you stupid fucking bitch because i'm getting back at ya. and kyle i hate that kid in general. learn to be considerate of other people like me and at least help out instead of chilling and doing nothing. you even told me you're gonna become a manager or at least an assistant manager when you can't even do shit with your current job. well guess what, you aren't gonna get it because you are underestimating the fact that working as a manager is NOT easy and you just want to be one for the sakes of money and status. I could seriously be a better manager than aany of my managers who are micromanaging. if I were a manager now I would FIRE ALL OF YOU by now. seriously fuck you sarah and fuck you kyle. i'm so fucking glad i got home early because i rather just go home and not make more money than to work with your selfish piece of soul. you dont deserve more hours, you're doing this for money. by the way sarah, you need help before getting a higher and better education. soo FUCK YOU SARAH AND FUCK YOU KYLE. January 15, 2012 0 70.245.78.125
Tomas Oakland nothing My boss is the most control freak ever, rude, don’t ever say thank you or ever appreciate any thing that I do. I work fucking 10 hours a day with a bunch a piece a shit people. In an office full of snob, arrogant, racist people ever. My bosses boss is another fucking assroll, I wish he fucking die, love to humiliate people, pass by never say good morning, say good morning to all in the office but me. I he got say something about someone that I am doing he talks to my boss and somehow I need to know. The thing that I hate the most is public humiliation, have some fucking respect for other people Fucking talk to me you fucking piece of shit, if was not for the money I would fucking out there.
I will find another job and I will fucking say in his face. FUCK YOU , YOU PIECE SHIT MOTHER FUCKER, DIE IN HELL!!!!!!!! January 15, 2012 0 108.200.139.21
Pissed off England Mug I was working a temporary job for a low salary but I loved it. I wanted job security and a better income as I hadn't worked hard at uni for 4 years for nothing. The new job is in the field I studied and I love that. I just fucking and I mean fucking hate the people I work with. They are such bullies and two faced fuckers with us badness in their hearts. Always have nasty things to say about people. Most of the time I am out and about so it's not too bad. It's just when I have to go into that office!! I am performing better than anyone in my office. Although I say this don't think I am some smug arrogant prick who rants it to everyone in the office. I only say because I am given such a hard time over everything yet those who sit on the arses and moan about how it's cold outside seem to get away with it. People wander why I don't engage much. Duh well of course, do you really think I would share anything about myself with you two faced gossiping snakes!! Work is work but it's shit when you have gone from a job that you loved you worked hard but were happy and felt like a team. Tired of being a fucking outsider!! January 15, 2012 0 86.6.200.149
at&t treat employees better then customer serv will be better their customer service is a reflection of how bad they treat their employees. People are not robots. nor should they be looked on as just a number. How many tracking devices do u have to have on someone?
U r hated by alot of your employees! Bad morale. I wish it could be better January 14, 2012 0 98.156.71.86
disgusted IL grunt Why can't people just stfu. They are pathetic and have to make noise in any way possible. Doesn't help i am overworked and they are goofing off. The boss doesn't do anything about it. January 14, 2012 0 75.175.210.7
Eve England Complaints I have worked for the company for over ten years, I always go above and beyond the call of duty and always have team managers and other members of staff asking for my help. So why when I ask for help is it slung back in my face and why is it ok to treat members of staff like shit! Well fuck you ! Iv found a better, higher paid job and you can all kiss my arse you two faced mo fo's January 14, 2012 0 82.22.137.72
K Ny Babysitter The other day i heard one of my coworkers complain to the boss and reject her request to make what should be pretty small and reasonable changes to a project. What makes employees think it's ok to say no when their boss asks them to do work that they are paid well to do? It's not a fucking democracy. You don't get to say "I choose not to take this assignment because I think that's grunt work" or "no, I don't want to revise my deliverable on this project because I don't like doing revisions". Grow up and do your fucking job. It's a business, it's a job, and we make a product that has to go out the door in order for you to collect your paycheck. January 14, 2012 0 67.241.170.109
shaniqua AZ office bitch Bloody fucking hell in a hand basket!! I am sick and tired of working jackasses. This place is full of back-biting, bullshitting, monkey cunt whores. If I have to hear one more time how some under performing whiny ass loser feels threatened because the boss because his tone of voice was harsh while out I perform them and keep my mouth shut, then I'm going paintball the office like Denny Crane in the final episode of Boston Legal! Mother Fuckers shut up, get on the phone, make the production that you get paid to make or move on! whining and crying about what's hurt your feelings is juvenile - retarded- ridiculous- annoying.
Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut the fuck up!!!! January 14, 2012 0 24.56.43.6
maggie columbus ohio crap You cant complain at work. Management is always right. You challenge them, you will fail. Just get out or transfer if you can. I transfered and took a paycut. my happiness is more important than money. Plus I get to watch the chaos continue and laugh my ass off. i will be ok. January 14, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
Me FL Hiring Manager Since everyone here hates their jobs & wants a new one, just a word to the wise for your resume. Microsoft Office is COMPRISED OF Word, Excel, Access, PowerPoint, etc. STOP listing your oh-so-computer-savvy skills as "Proficient in Microsoft Word, Office, Excel..." SO annoying... You're either proficient in MS Office, or individual programs within Office, such as Word, Excel, etc. Every applicant that says this (and there are a lot) is immediately deemed as being far less computer savvy as they say they are. January 14, 2012 0 72.64.157.196
donald *cough* anaheim donald Working at DIsneyland is the worst job ever when you have to be in a fucking huge suit in the middle of a heatwave during the busiest season (summer) with a swarm of rowdy and awful children screaming at you!!!!!!
nd so despite my love of food and cooking, it all starts to get old and feel like a job. And I need help. I have questions and could really use some inspiration. That's where The Yenta comes in. Her real name is Laura and she is a bonafide expert on food and cooking. And she's not just here for me, hookers. She's here for all of us.
In calling The Yenta, I'm calling in the big guns. And I mean that literally because Laura's cleavage rivals my own. Slightly less impressive is the fact that she graduated from the Culinary Institute of America and has worked as an executive chef. She now runs a business called "Dish with the Yenta..." in Philadelphia (where she will come to your house and teach you and your friends stuff while you're drinking - wait. not her drinking - you drinking). She also has a very cool blog called The Oy of Cooking...
So if you have food related questions or need help or a new idea or how to get around a food allergy or how to make something you have to eat less gross - ASK THE YENTA. Leave a question here as a comment and she may just answer it next week. We hope this will be a recurring thing, we ask The Yenta and every couple of weeks she answers.
And also? We went to high school together in NJ and we were both cheerleaders even though we weren't the coolest girls in the world. And if you are very sweet to The Yenta and gain her trust, she may perhaps share photographic evidence of this. Lydia from high school was very, very special. Remember the whole story about me breaking into Mike Tyson's house? Special. January 14, 2012 0 99.47.246.24
fuck fuck fuck my job sucks major ass.......
they cut my hours and talk shit behind everyone's back.
hate being desperate January 14, 2012 0 97.205.5.252
Don't fuck me You dim witted, emotionless, sneaky, socially inept, illegal immigrant, slope scum..........
Can't wait to walk by your establishment one day with a "For Lease" sign in the window........ it's what you get for being cheap and unfaithful.......
Fuck you. I KNOW I'm not the first employee and/or customer you've fucked in the ass, breaking promises and being dishonest about EVERYTHING. Your bad karma will come back to you. I don't think I've had a worse job experience, and that's saying a lot for me. It's clear that you have something shadier in the works, I don't know HOW you stay open otherwise........
How about you get the fuck out of my country and stop exploiting America, you're worth less than diseased, feral cats. No, no, even LOWER......... you're dirty little monkeys. No respect, no empathy or sympathy, just use use use and spit out.........
Counting down the days you go DOWN............ Fuck you Keith...... if that's really your name you sketchy pimp fuck......... January 13, 2012 0 99.47.246.24
Quiet little mouse NY hotel worker Was there ever so vile an industry as the hospitality industry? Was there ever a gathering of people so sleazy, so racist, sexist and misogynist, so lazy and conniving, and yet so devoid of ambition? At least the people who run nightclubs have big dreams. Here, they're just as drunk and/or coked up, but without the accompanying grandiosity. I think the roaches inhabiting my so-called 'boutique hotel' have a stronger moral compass than the people running the show. People get drugged, stabbed, or worse -- that's both employees and guests -- and what do they want to know? Not, oh my god, where's the criminal who did this? No, it's "how can we clean this up as quickly and discreetly as possible?"
A word to the wise: if you have an idealistic bone in your body, do not take a job in a hotel. By definition, people come here to do shit they can't do at home. January 13, 2012 0 199.19.186.9
Pissed On the sandbar in the east. Service tech, gimp Thanks for making my miserable life as it is....much worse.
Bust my ass, do more then the average tech. But that's not good!!!!
Low call back rate, customers appreciate me, but one F Bomb on a job w/ no one there on sight, you crucify me!!! Threatened to fire me. Well heres something and you can quote me : FUCK THE BOTH OF YOU!!!! Piece of shit supervisors. Act buddy buddy, then fuck you in the end. As of this day, this company and the both of u r dead to me!!!! No more. Fuck off. Eat shit. Please let's have a better winter so I can look for a way out of this fucking place. Fuck u and ur rules!!! ... A little better now. January 13, 2012 0 24.185.105.146
Disgusted Frustrated Fed up I work in the IT sector. That means I work with Indians. For those of you who don't know, Indians get into the IT industry by create fake resumes loaded with lies and exaggeration. They use each other as fake references as well. Their Indian education is worthless because in India you can lie and cheat your way through school or you can just buy fake degrees or certifications. Once they get their foot in the door in North America, the only way to survive in the industry is to back stab co-workers and steal other people's work. Why? The majority of them couldn't program to save their lives. Some of them can barely work a computer. It gets worse when they band together and gang up on other employees. It gets to the point where people become so stressed out they leave the company. Then the Indians will bring in their own people. When they run out of people to back stab they start back stabbing each other. The problem is that lying, cheating, and bullying is commonplace in their culture. If you ever find yourself working in a place where there are a lot of Indians or worse, if your boss is an Indian, get the hell out of there ASAP. Most people in the IT industry know all of this but they will not openly speak out about it because they will be labelled as racists. January 13, 2012 0 206.248.164.84
Ian England Government worker My work environment is crap. Co-workers are only interested in talking about sport and online gambling. I am currently studying for a History degree and am therefore treated like some kind of freak, I can't stand their short sighted, cock sucking, ass licking little clique. Promotion is based on if you have your tongue so far up the bosses hole that you can lick his tonsils. These fucking idiots trot out every knuckle dragging male cliche on a daily basis, and congratulate themselves for it. If they have to do a little work, they whine and complain. The favorites break rules daily and nothing is said. The boss is an ignorant micro-managing twat with all the social skills of a rapist, who punctuates his utterances with some kind of monkey grunts, this is when he is not farting, which by the way is another favorite way for his posse to fill the day, if like me you do not see the genius in loudly expelling bodily gasses, you are also seen as an outsider. I have stepped in things with more charisma and originality, they did smell similar and were better company. January 13, 2012 0 86.148.230.241
merch I work in a kitchen at a university. Other people get away all the time with excuses feigning sickness to skip work when they're really just hungover from the night before. Or they just know they can get away with being 'sick'. I'm a college student and I know how it goes, but the one weekend in a job where I have not missed a single shift (and if I did, I always got someone to cover it), and no one can cover for me, and the boss is furious at me. My nephew was just born and this is the perfect weekend to be with my family to see my first nephew. But it seems I can't miss work. Ugh. January 13, 2012 0 65.110.254.56
Toilet Boy So little patience, so many bullets. January 13, 2012 0 69.214.159.7
My name is mudd earth Dirt mat It doesn't matter if you have a degree that is just license for them to be more threatened and treat you worse. I have a M.A. (only three others in my office do) and came to this position from the top of the field. Because of that I have to keep my head down, mouth shut, don't ask don't tell. Still I catch shit - clothing is too nice, hair cut too professional, speak too well; name it - the most arbitrary non-issue is the one they will latch onto and attempt to exploit. Sigh. I just continue to attempt to view it as the mother of all lessons in....patience. And, keep the resume updated. January 13, 2012 0 174.252.153.200
peaceimottahere he** dog PS Did i mention i have a BA! And still get treated like dirt! January 13, 2012 0 166.182.3.196
Hating My Job The 5th Circle of Hell Administrative Assistant You fucking cunt, how do you expect me to treat you when all you do is lie and throw others under the bus for your incompetence? If you would spend less time being a helicopter parent to your 19 year old son and making personal phone calls and more time doing your work maybe you wouldn't look like such a piece of shit in the bosses eyes. I refuse to kiss your ass or hold your hand through anything considering you've been with the company 25 years and I've been here 4. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on you stupid fucking CUNT!!!!! January 13, 2012 0 184.6.76.73
peaceimottahere he** dog I am made fun of. Talked about and called names. Nobody cares about me. They dont have any respect or listen. I am harressed to the point I want to end my life. I get accussed of doing and saying things I have not done. January 13, 2012 0 166.182.3.115
fed up dirty hell hole bitch Henry, maybe if you quit gossiping and trying to turn everyone against each other this place wouldn't be so bad. You sit at your desk all day watching everyone else work, eating, and taking personal calls. Don't tell me how to do my job when you just sit there. You have your few favorites and its obvious. They sit with you while everyone else works their assess off. Your legs and arms are gross so quit showing them off. It makes me want to puke. Most of the time it looks like you just got back from an 80's concert. Fuck you and your ugly self. You are the most negative judgmental person I know. Thank god i don't have to work here forever. By the way... you are just a secretary. January 13, 2012 0 184.197.183.20
Kim Texas City Worker I work for a douch bag, he is a crook, he has one of his employees fix his personal vehichles and charge it to the city as if our work trucks are being fixed, he uses company gas cards to fuel his familys personal autos, he makes me do the hardest work because im the only female, I lift all the 80 pound concrete when im surrounded by men that are younger and out weigh me by 100 pounds I got my pesticide license which is supposed to give me a little bit higher raise and during my evaluation he tells me he doesnt give and E for exellence to anyone then after the next brown noseing kiss ass guy goes in for his he comes out with all E`s wtf. I would give anything if the City Supervisor would look into all his records and fire his ass and all the kiss assers... January 13, 2012 0 74.193.55.134
Dispossessed Denver analyst I just found out executives have created a job that duplicates mine. Actually it is virtually the same job title. Are they wanting a competition? I am exhausted from worry about where this is coming from. What pisses me off is it was done behind closed doors without any input from me. Plus I work in a disfunctional back stabbing environment. Time for me to go after.a.job search. Im tired of working at poorly managed places. January 13, 2012 0 174.253.178.70
Shelia Salem, ma Prep cook I work in a kitchen and my boss is a huge fucking dick... I get paid 9 bucks an hour to get yelled at and get called an idiot daily. My boss mumbles and speaks Spanish (when he is a native English speaker) and expects me to understand every fucking word he says. I also have to clean the bathrooms each morning and I'm realizing that my boss also seems to be the culprit of the puke and shit i have to flush and scrub each morning. Fuck, January 12, 2012 0 76.119.126.201
The low-level, disadvantaged worker - because I was given morals and a social conscience The department in which I work for is domineered by a Senior Director whose selfish ambition has created the utmost toxic and conflict-driven work environment. Her only concern is her year to year personal success which she presents to the company's executives, and subsequently, obtaining her significant bonus and salary increase. The regular people underneath her, who carry the entire workload, in actuality, are the ones responsible for the success of the department. However, they are given no appreciation for the work they tirelessly generate. They are given minuscule bonuses and salary increases and in many cases nothing at all. Career advancement through recognition and promotions is non-existent except for the one or two employees that the Director, or the Managers under her, have in their back pocket. This kind of hopeless working environment, where people who hope to progress further in their careers in order to achieve financial and personal success for themselves and their families, creates constant infighting and hostility. When there is room for only one rare promotion or when only so much bonus and salary money is allocated to the workers (because the rest is awarded to the management), the people here fight viciously to get their share through back-stabbing, gossiping, sabotage, and theft of other people's work. These people who are unproductive, malicious, and possess only bad character traits are hired because management does not care about fostering a positive, productive work environment. This lack of care in the hiring process results in cheap and dishonest labour.
In the midst of all this, the few workers who actually have talent and work ethic are the ones who are most negatively affected. They are naturally the primary target of those who are lacking in ability because they are seen as a threat. The very presence of talented and hard workers creates the risk of exposing the insecure and less-capable. To add to this, the management’s success is largely dependent on these hard workers so it is in their best interests to keep them where they are. This of course requires a balancing act of denying them advancement and throwing the occasional small reward their way to keep them content.
The worst part about all this is that there is no hope for improvement. Staying in this kind of environment slowly and surely eats away at your soul. It pushes you further, inch by inch, into anger and depression until you realize that the person you used to be has been forever changed. Fellow low-level workers, if you find yourself in a situation like mine, the best decision is to look immediately elsewhere for a better opportunity – one that does not contain toxic co-workers and sociopathic bosses. As many of us know, it can be difficult to get up and look for a new job because then we have to face nervousness and potential rejection, it presents uncertainty, and disrupts the flow of your current life. However, there is a better work place waiting for you. You just need to take the risk and put yourself out there.
Or so I hope because I can’t take this shit anymore. January 12, 2012 0 75.119.241.234
Prudence Clearwater Tx Veterinary specialty tech Fuckedy fuck fuck...today my boss threw a fucking fit bc I put some tortilla chips in a plastic bowl I found in the kennel. The plastic wear belonged to the catering company that catered the event the night before. She blared through the clinic like the wicked fucking witch of the west bc the shit that belonged to the catering company had been taken back minus that one fucking plastic bowl. She is a fucking psycho! Holy asshole, crazy ass. Also, I work with the most sickly group of motherfuckers in the world. I hate my fucking job so passionately, I am actually exhausted from being pissed and bitching so much this afternoon.phew January 12, 2012 0 174.255.224.162
Jennifer Chicago Technical support I hate all the tracking devices that we have on us. One in particular that we have to manually do. We have to do our work which is very complex by itself and then tally what we do every second of the day. It seems that the tallying is more important than our actual work. I hate that whether it works are not we r given any new tracking device or anything that is not tested only to stress us out further, I hate that my supervisor or superiors don't filter out anything they just thrust it upon us. I hate that no one says anything but me in my group. I hate that I am stuck in there and I cant get out. I have been there for alot of yrs without a college degree with plenty of vacation so its hard for me to just leave. There is no opportunity and there is discrimination against women for alot of jobs. I hate that we have mandatory meetings every morning and most of the conversation is non work related. a waste of time. I hate that the union lets the company get away with EVERYTHING! Nothing ever happens if u file a grienvance. I hate how depressed I feel while I am there. THe building looks like a penetentiary. Everything is in the color grey. There are no windows. The carpets are filthy. THe doors and walls are filthy. This is a very large corporation. It's always cold grey and nasty. Certain titles have no work to do while mine always has work waiting on us which is totally imbalanced. i hate how the work there is so imbalanced. U always have to be scared of losing your job because they r consistently laying people off. January 12, 2012 0 98.156.71.86
A friend B Manager Adam, being a troublemaker, coming in late to work, arguing with your boss, is going to get you fired. Stop it. You are going to war with the company. I am disappointed in you. Grow up. January 12, 2012 0 67.241.170.109
Hate it In hell Begging to leave After sitting there for four hours listening to you pretending to know what the fuck is going on, and putting on a big fucking show of "helping" me and others, I seriously wanted to vomit. Now I know what a mental, sick bitch you really are. Oh and since you knew you'd be putting on a show, you wore your best whore clothing. I wonder if anyone else was intelligent enough to notice. Lol fucking sick, desperate play for attention. Diagnosable. Oh. Btw. Later on I did overhear the convo between you and your soon to be ex. And the tears. I felt not even a twinge of empathy. Hope he torments you, drags out the divorce, and makes you pay. Fake bitch. January 12, 2012 0 174.254.112.20
vere england retail I cant stand both of my bosses!! one is older than me and one younger! they are both very ugly with horrible teeth. but think they are gorgeous!! i am the only person in the entire company with a university degree yet they treat me like im a fucking twat! i have applied for any other jobs im hoping to hear back within the next couple of days so i can tell these ugly witches to stick their shitty horrible low paid scummy jobs up their big fat fucking arse!! twatbags !! fuck ... end .. lol i January 12, 2012 0 2.219.218.137
Oink Socal Office dart board So fucking sick of my nano-managing boss acting like I'm wasting time when I'm, wait for it, on the fucking phone selling jobs, booking calls, closing deals, and taking the cash. Fuck you you nano-managing twat. Can't wait to relocate so you can terrorize someone else with your OCD compulsive pico-managing bullshit. January 12, 2012 0 208.53.87.22
uberpissed jobfromhell screwedoverhardworker work with two of the laziest sonsofbitches on this or any other planet - new boss is hired who just happens to be friends with these two situation quickly deteriorates when new boss fails to act on any complaints about these two (and there are many) instead goes partying with them WTF upper management aware of situation yet still doesn't act - one of these guys spends an awful lot of time in the bosses office and brags about how his job is safe and that everyone should be worried about theirs - can anyone say firing squad? other one disappears with coffee mug in hand leaving rest of us poor bastards to do their work January 12, 2012 0 71.181.143.158
Sarah Hyde Chehsire Carer I work in a run down care home, these elderly people are spending over 500 ponds week to live in a cold damp shit hole with thick staff (admittedly not myself) shit food, shit provisions, shit living quarters, broken tv, broken stereo. The owner is a twat with a bentley and other businesses, who walks in with his awful spoilt kid expression and switches all the lights off ( not ideal when most of the residents cant see at the best of times) 99.9% or residents reletives dump them on the door step and never return (its a specialist home for people with dementia so they usually find it hard work) I work 14 hours a day for minimum wage, we have to pay for left over food if we decide to eat the shit food they make, the team leader is the most stupid person ive ever met, she cant string a sentence together most of the time and i wouldnt trust her to sit on the toilet the right way round, i actually thought she had sever mental and physical disabilities but no shes just ridiculously thick like you wouldnt believe. 60% of the staff are of equal intelligence. I hate it there but i love the residents. I clean up shit, piss, blood, tears have my mental strangth drained from the 29 Alzheimers patients i break my back due to broken equipment (bath hoist 3 broken wheel chairs and an ever failing lift and also low chairs in the so called 'living room'. I HATE THAT BUILDING! January 12, 2012 0 86.176.8.230
Teaa Ahhhhhhh Rower U love to run your mouth, I would love to shut it permanently. January 12, 2012 0 122.60.129.30
My boss's little bitch over here Slave You know how, in the movie horrible bosses, the one guy imagines himself shoving his boss out of the window while the rest of the staff cheer in ecstacy? I sometimes find myself having the exact same fantasy. I wouldn't say that I'm a violent person, but since I've started working here I have come to appreciate how "the darkside" they so often talk about in Star Wars might actually be more of a reality than fiction. Sometimes I just want to walk into the "supreme master of evil's" office, moon him and tell him straight in the face: "You know what? "Fuck you sideways. Take your ole little shit paying slavery job and stick it up your damn tight, anal ass. And Fuck you very much" Then I would dramatically walk out of his office with a really cool soundtrack playing in the background. Damn. Wouldn't that be nice? But instead I just sit quietly at our meetings with a blank stare on my face, coz you know love and charity (and mooning your boss for that matter) ain't gonna pay that morgage, kid's school fee or elaborate art deco art class you're taking. FML. January 12, 2012 0 197.174.103.9
used and abused hell boss's bitch Been at the job for a week, and not only have I been put on weekends as well, but im also working 10 hour days. Can you imagine that? 10 hours a day, 7 days a week? But thats not the worst of it, my boss has decided that because i happen to not be mentaly retarded liked everyone else that i work with, i also have to do the work they cant manage on their own. If i had my way i would slap her in her chunky face and tell her to go fuck herself! January 12, 2012 0 89.140.56.42
Chris Scotland Accountant New job - been there 6 weeks - hotdesking - every day i have to beg complete strangers if i can sit with their team - today arrived 830 didn't have desk by 10am so went home without saying anything. Tried to quit but told to come in tomorrow. Also, no real work for 6 weeks - reading procedures all day - mind numbingly boring January 12, 2012 0 77.97.242.145
Miss Perfect vs Office Manager Office Manager is an illogical rabid moron. Okay, so maybe I should not take such glee in pointing out her constant mistakes to higher-ups, but they need to be made aware of severe employee failure. Now Office Manager is super pissed that I keep throwing her under the short bus. Hey Lady, I'm just pointing out the facts because your performance hurts the company. If you pulled your brainless head out of your lard ass and did something right for a change, then I would shut the hell up. January 12, 2012 0 75.150.140.173
what utter bullshit My boss has a face like a melted wax work,to look at her face makes me wanna hurl.The great thing is she is now classed as elderly,i will always be younger than you bitch. January 12, 2012 0 90.215.59.104
Jo USA Food service This place makes me sick to my stomach!!! I've busted my ass for this company and yet the boss's son get general mamager. He is a stupid asshole who doesn't care for his job at all. When shit breaks he doesn't want to fix it! He throws fits like a toddler would!! He acts as if he doesn't have to do a damn thing while everyone else is busting their ass. He makes out orders and sits down until lunch hour hits and then complains about work. Orders don't take 4 hours. They only take about 30 mins to complete. Yet it takes him all more while one person opens the store. He could help out but instead he claims he's too busy too. Wtf ever he's dumb as hell he has a damn to do list in his phone that tells him what needs to be done. Seriously the list even includes "do laundry" this job isn't rocket science there's more time wasted thinking about doing stuff then just getting stuff done!! The only reason this prick even has a job is because he is the boss's son!!! If it was anyone else they would be fired!!!! January 12, 2012 0 66.153.243.38
Doormat Blackpool England General Dogsbody FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! Today I got a complete bollocking for not doing work assigned to me to do at home. This is two weeks after being told they can't afford to pay me to work at home anymore! On what planet do people work for free??? This all comes a month after my 'promotion' which is equal to - more work + less hours + same hourly wage! FUCK YOU GUYS! I aint doing shit for you for free, I refuse to use my initiative anymore!!! And my boss (who is the owners son) is the most backwards lazy-ass fuck I ever met and the most judgemental too! Not everyone gets free job from their parents where they can leave the office for a 3 hour haircut and nip out in the middle of a busy morning to buy a fucking computer game!..............AND Relax :) January 12, 2012 0 92.23.218.168
G North West England Fuck knows Fuck you, you 2 faced ginger short arsed ugly bitch - who the fuck do you actually think you are? Company owned by 2 equal directors and yeah your one of the director's wives and I am the other - who the fuck do you think you are saying if in doubt pass the call through to my husband cos you want your's to have an easy life - you fuck lazy twisted fucked brained idiot - your husband is to fucking lazy to do anything and can't move the company forward - and the dickwap as admitted it - without my husband yours wouldn't have a company and you wouldn't have a secure future - so fucking stick that up your ass it will soon get full of shit!!! Your a thick demented fucked up pretentious wannabe somebody - but reality is your a fucking loser and a fucking nobody and keep going on like you do because people hear you and see you and then you will show yourself up for who your really are - ugly ginger shortarsed nothing dimwit fuck you January 12, 2012 0 80.192.135.39
Ben UK Non comformer FUCK WORK!! Need to work for myself no boss needed!!! January 12, 2012 0 2.216.154.73
fukin ed ache Now this place is giving me bad anxiety. I'm gonna make that change. Power to those who moved on as opposed to sitting around getting bummed by shit faced colleagues. January 12, 2012 0 81.134.14.206
Shelby Europe Warehouse Fuck this fucking job. They pay me barely fucking anything, they expect me to work stupid hours and could care less how that affects my life. Fuck them and fuck my lazy ass co-workers who expect me to help them everytime they need something done but fucking leave me stranded when my work is piled up.
I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE. January 12, 2012 0 82.34.60.85
I feel like shit Oc Manager Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk this place. It's making me depressed. Fuckkkkkkkk I can't stand this shit no more. I'm about to go fucking crazy on these bastards. Fuyuuuuck I got a headache. I'm loosing weight. Fuck this fucking fucked up environment. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk January 11, 2012 0 108.85.140.76
me earth nobody The comments on this site are piss funny, I'd love to work with all you! January 11, 2012 0 2.127.70.117
pissed earth organization rep What the hell is that? You go out to be an ambassador for the company and when you get back tom the office hear all the petty bullshit about the computer entry that isn't in the computer yet - geezuz f*^# I just walked in the door!! You guys have me on the leash - you won't cut loose with a mobile device for me to make the g*+#@*mn entries, when or how do you expect them to get entered? And now it's being prolonged further because I have to sit and listen to your whiney ass complain. You have so much friggin' time to m onitor why don't you enter the stupid ass entries??? Get a life - jackass. January 11, 2012 0 71.208.142.134
blah de blah here fluffer so mad i can hardly see straight January 11, 2012 0 207.244.162.20
Dont Ask L.A. California It's a Made Up Title So upset that while other departments have grown, mine has stayed the same. While I have stepped up and taken on additional responsibilities, no promotion for me. I manage a visible function, and had been managing a lot more for 1 1/2 under reduced headcount, and you can't make me a Manager? What is the definition of a fuckin Manager? One who "manages" all this shit? January 11, 2012 0 12.192.106.104
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE SHUUUUUUTT UPP!! STOP FUCKING IMING ME EVERY FEW MINUTES TO COMMENT ON AN EMAIL WE RECEIVED OR ASK ME IF I ALREADY HANDLED SOMETHING!!! I DONT NEED YOUR COMMENTS ON HOW MUCH THIS CLIENT IS HATED, OR HOW STUPID THAT CLIENT IS. AND I REALLLLLLLLLY DONT FUCKING NEED YOU TO CHECK IN IF I FINISHED HANDLING AN EMAIL YET BECAUSE CLEARLY IF YOU DO NOT SEE A RESPONSE, I DID NOT GET TO IT YET!!! AND THE WHOLE FUCKING REASON I DIDNT GET TO IT IS BECAUSE YOU CONSISTENTLY IM ME EVERY TWO DAMN MINUTES WITH SOME SHIT I DONT NEED TO HEAR FROM YOUR NOT-MY-BOSS FATASS MOUTH!!!!! I KEEP RE-READING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE YOU WONT LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE SO HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET ANYTHING DONE!?? FUCK! I WISH I COULD GUT YOU FROM TEMPLE TO TOE!!!
HOLY FUCK WOMAN!!! JUST
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Bad attitude Too sensitive Too vocal First of all, let's give a big round of FUCK YOU'S to my boss... that fat, lazy, lesbian of a dike that doesn't do shit.
When this bitch first started back in August, she had the nerve to lure myself and my co-worker to her fucking office with chocolate cake only to sabotage us with a lecture of how we have bad attitudes, my co-worker is too sensitive, and I'm too vocal!! What a great way to start off your status as our new boss...
Maybe we'd have better attitudes if we didn't work for an incompetant, fat, moron of a cunt. Maybe, I'd have a better attitude if I didn't work for a idiot whose answer to everything is 'well I don't know' or 'well I'm under a tremendous amount pressure too'... Bitch I don't give a fuck what kind of pressure you're under! Maybe you shouldn't have accepted the position as our department coordinator. You never stick up for our job position and you never have an answer for anything. The administration here has so little respect for you that they don't even invite you to important department head meetings, so why the fuck should we respect you. All you do is blow smoke up our asses about how you're going to do this and change that... don't lie, you don't ever do jack shit!
Ya know, it feels kind of good to get all this out... it would feel even better to do this to your face but unfortunately I need the job.
More to come... January 11, 2012 0 168.38.161.25
Stressed Hell Unappreciated Fuck you. I'll give you a status report when I damn well please. Don't tell me what to do, you stupid fucking idiot. Heres's my reply to your numbered email "Fuck you" HAHAHA bastard January 11, 2012 0 173.28.209.89
notsure goingnowhere efficiency expert God please forgive me for hoping you will eat yourself into a diabetic coma. Deep down Im sure you are a great person; deep deep deep down in the pit of your fat monstrous gut. Last month when you had to be rushed to the hospital...no, I did NOT hope you would die, because Im not that horrible of a person, but I DID hope had a stroke or heart attack or something and would be forced to go on disability for the rest of your miserable life. I am a good person, I swear, its just that you have brought out the worst in me. January 11, 2012 0 138.163.106.72
I Hate This Place!!!! So, cut my hours...then I make plans for the time that I'm no longer working...then tell me they need me to work during the hours they cut whenever they need something...and expect me to cancel plans...I FUCKING HATE THIS PLACE!!!!! If you need me to work the hours that I used to work then fucking say so and not cut my hours, stupid bullshit!!! January 11, 2012 0 24.240.164.114
Loretta MMC and SWR are cunt whores. They foul the very air they breathe. MMC is a lesbian bitch and SWR fucks the associate manager. She bumped someone to get her current job which is illegal but Human Resources looked the other way. Why do cunts like that always get ahead and hard working honest people are left behind? MMC screamed at me when her fucking shipment didn't get overnighted, even though she knew it was too late in the day. I left work sick and shaking and barely managed to drive home. There are frequent complaints about MMC which the boss ignores. SWR is fucking his boss, so he lets her get away with anything. She takes 2 hours for lunch and leaves early, fine with him. While I get jumped on if I come back from lunch 2 minutes late. These two piece of shit whores are making my life miserable. I hate them both!!!!! January 11, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
Human Being Pissedoffshire Don't have one Fuckity, fuck, fuck! I fucking hate my job and I hate the fucking cockheads I work with too, mother fucking job is horrible I hate it the fucking place! I fucking clock watch all the fucking time and I hate it :-( January 11, 2012 0 2.127.70.117
Mary North West Sales Consultant I work with Pinocio, and my boss thinks she is the most helpful person on the planet. I've kicked her but on sales and still she goes and tells tales to my boss that aren't true and then I get the lecture for something that doesn't apply to me. Now this jester has told my boss that another work collegue is LOOKING for another job when she ISN'T and told my boss she doesn't do her job, she is busy shopping rather than selling. This worker also beat her on sales for the year. Do I say something as this women is a liarer then acts like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, or do I let the other lady fight her own baddles??? I'm a seller not a speller so please don't comment on spelling or grammer I know it isn't a strong point. January 11, 2012 0 86.180.249.35
unhappy misery vil i have not a clue I am grateful for my job, but i got placed in another department and explained my job requirements whilst there.. easy i thought..!! oh no..!! the staff in this department thought and to some degree told by the boss i was placed to watch them and sack them ..!! so I was hated from day one..!!this had everyone on guard and wishing I was not there, great work enviroment.
this has caused me so much stress and strain, and arguments which i have never had at work that my hair is falling out.. the other nite i dreamt I shot them all, I cant sleep, people have left the department because of all this, where i am not required at the moment,hope I dont get placed back there..!!, I am pleased some have left cos they were nasty arse holes, but I never wanted to be treat like this, my boss is an twat for allowing and making this situation today I hate everyone and fell very miserable..!! January 11, 2012 0 81.130.202.153
Jane You Ignorant Slut I'm so thankful to have a job in this economy. I can afford things like beer and rent. Life is GOOD. Quit your whining and complaining you insolent, ungrateful, spoiled little crybabies. Now get back to work or someone who wants to work will have your job. January 11, 2012 0 68.14.83.180
It's Me The Island Slave (Class C) My workplace keeps sinking lower and lower, in a downward spiral that may just be irreversible. Oh well......There's other workplaces out there. Maybe all the targeting of people, bullying and harassment don't get the job done. See y'all in the unemployment line. Don't worry - I won't sue. Hope you don't get arrested for stalking people (it's a felony) and I hope you don't get run down and dragged a few hundred feet on the hot asphalt by a drunk driver or anything. I wish only good things for y'all. If you need help filling out applications or preparing a resume' - let me know. If you need a personal reference, I'll vouch for most of you. It sucks the place went so far downhill so fast - but hey, life goes on. Peace, out. January 10, 2012 0 68.14.83.180
The Radish NV Root Veg So...we have a new buyer and we all had high hopes that this person would turn out to be normal!!! But no!!! She is more stupid compared to the last buyer! She has had 3 weeks and has not placed a PO yet! She emails and IM's me and orders me to do her work!!
Hey there! UGLY, FART FACE! News Flash for you! I am not your ASSISTANT! Why don't you do all of us a favor and DROP DEAD! You are useless and you need to leave now! NOW! Stop it! I have not met you, and I HATE YOU! Yes, you DROP DEAD! January 10, 2012 0 70.180.133.154
Why Won't It end You stupid bitch. I cannot believe you are taking all that time me to catch up so that you can transfer your files to me and get out of doing shit. I seriously fucking HATE you. I hope all the fake and bake tanning you do causes skin cancer and you DIE. Lazy bitch while I do all the work. Fuck all wanker bitch. January 10, 2012 0 174.252.176.243
Autopart Sales Paper Pusher Troy, Michigan Sales Administrator My boss is a super bitch, she walks past my desk twenty times a day in five in heels; as I wish she would trip and fall on he big mouth. She is a back stabber; and loves giving me my public verbal flogging everyday! She is a bully and loves taking advantage of her boss position and bully the people working for her. This super bitch boss is a big distraction to the workday. Everyone talks about her and upper management does nothing about it, because she licks their asses but turns on the people actually working for her. She has the perfect bullying position; she feels she is unreplaceable, she feeels she knows everything, and she thinks she is so good looking. She looks like an old drawn out sickly skinny vitamin deficiant cunt. She is constantly parading up and down our cubicle aisle as it were her runway! I feel like I am in hell as her as my boss. I come into work happy and leave frustrated because this bitch boss is a legend in her own mind! She is distracting and could care less about the company as long as she gets brownie points from upper management. Her teeth are stained and her hair is thin like she is going bald. She brags about her clothing tailor to us, when we only have a few bucks in out wallets for lunch. She braggs about her vacations, when we do not have money for those kinds of luxgeries. She is a righteous, vindictive, sceaming bitch, and my life is hell working for her!!! I wish she would get hit by a Mach Truck!!! I wish the upper management would promote her and get her out of my face!!!! January 10, 2012 0 68.62.14.78
fuck my boss i fucking hate my God dam lazy fucking bosses they sit on there asses all day long while i fucking do all the.God dam work i want to fucking kill them January 10, 2012 0 99.101.112.54
puppet on strings hell with windows bitch who does everything Why is there also one mother fucker who gets away with everything? I am so sick and tired of doing everyone's shit for them. Do you know how many fuckers took off for the holidays, well almost everyone. Do you think I got a fucking anything from anyone? I just filled in for all you self centered dip shits. I seriously need a break from those fucks. They spend more time in lying than anything else. No one can be trusted. Please let tomorrow go by fast. I need to get the fuck out of there.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....mother fuckers January 10, 2012 0 184.18.55.207
Web monkey Eeek Eeek Shit slinger Executives have ruined the website that I work for and used to love. They've shoved a bazillion ads onto the page making it look like a monkey flung the shit on the page instead of the clean, easy to navigate page it used to be. They've included bullshit Google ads and "from around the web" shit that has nothing to do with the content on the site, and they don't care that it is making readers go away. The stats don't like, but they bitch and groan about the pages served dropping and unique browsers declining, but they ask us to cut costs, they ask us to "improve SEO" and other such bullshit when it's their own greedy actions - trying to make up for their failing print mags - that makes them ruin our (money making) digital property. January 10, 2012 0 98.210.184.85
Just Fucking kill me I scrub rich peoples shitters for a living. If it wasn't for my fanfuckingtabulous sense of humour, I would have killed myself years ago. Rich women are more evil than the demons you would find in the lowest depths of hell. Stuck up, whining, LAZY slobs. How fucking DARE you look at me like I'M beneath YOU.
Your lazy ass hasn't ever lifted a finger to do jackshit your entire life. You inherited your money from your rich parents. I WORK for every dime I've ever had. Fuck you. YOU'RE better than me? You can't even take a dump without splattering it up the goddamn toilet tank. OH and by the way....we also clean your husband's girlfriends house. She's 20 years your junior and he bought her new tits. Ouch. January 10, 2012 0 76.67.114.209
Do I even have a name? Uk Golden boy I swear, I'd rather shovel shit with my bottom lip then do this job any longer!
I have a co worker who thinks he's my fucking boss! Far fucking from it Dickhead!
Between the pair of us I do about 99% of the work while he stands talking to the women workers and he thinks they like him but in fact what they actually feel is pity because he's a skinny jockey sized four foot nothing hunch backed two faced buck toothed spotty little bell end.
If I have to hear about his fucking ridiculous "5 year plan" I'm going to seriously head butt the cunt. (how he intends to buy houses to rent to people on our wage is beyond me)
Anyway he used to be ok until he seen me chatting to the girl he is infatuated with. Now he tries to belittle me in front of the other staff with his snide comments and beady little eyes.
So I thought fuck it I'm getting my own back. I'm walking along the corridor leading to our workplace and I can see a group of women stood talking and I can hear this little cock rats voice. He is stood again talking about his fucking five year plan, he sees me go by and I notice the object of his desire is amongst the group listening to his shit. Then he asks with a grin on his face " what's your plan for life?"
I reply "something more realistic than your fucking stupid 5 year plan!"
He replies "oh yeah you have a plan?"
And he starts to laugh along with the women, fucking slags
So I think fuck it and reply
" yeah I have a plan!"
"oh really?"
grinning like the evil cock goblin he is
"yeah my 5 year plan is....not to grow a massive hunch on my back!"
Amongst the laughter of his so called friends I just look at him and walk off.
It Felt fucking amazing to crush the little ugly cunt in one sentence. I haven't seen him since although I've heard he is supposed to be coming back into work this week and I'll be there to greet him with the news that I've been fucking the woman he is obsessed with. January 10, 2012 0 78.33.201.99
Shoot Me Now!!! Fucking shoot me now! Stick a rusty nail in my eyeball! January 10, 2012 0 24.227.201.194
just another day in hell Thank god i have tommorrow off, im so ready to just flee and leave everyone!!!!!!!i hate my miserable exuse of a life all work no play ever,it's really sad and pathetic.Wish i knew what the fuck im on this fucking peice of shit planet for, it's def not fun that's for damn sure.My checks suck 7.50 an hour where can i hang myself? January 10, 2012 0 108.67.18.208
i hate how unfair life is I fucking hate my boss she has ruined my life and is an imbocele. After putting me under severe stress and making my life a misery with your personal crusade against me I finally told you I was pregnant so we could share the mutual glee in having a limited time left together. But you had to go and be a bitch and lay more stress on me by the end of the week I lost my precious baby and it was all your fault you nasty bitch! Well you ruined it for yourself bitch because I am more determined than ever to stay there and make you suffer for what you have done. I hope you rot in hell. We all dread your return tomorrow when you are not there everything runs perfectly and everyone is happy. The clock is ticking for you trust me. January 10, 2012 0 92.40.253.92
Kill me The worst company in the world The shit kicker Let me start by saying that i would rather stick rusty nails in my eyes than go to work 1 more day.
Shit boss just got replaced by a shittier boss, i try not to vomit in my mouth when i talk to either of them.
What make me somewhat happier is that they are bloody ugly and their lives outside work appear miserable. Perhaps they can fix their looks with plastic surgery, their attitudes however will always be theirs. Good luck to you!
My resignantion letter is typed and i am actively looking for a new job. My last objective will be to screw them over as much as possible before i leave. They deserve no less. January 10, 2012 0 84.86.183.115
L Land of a thousand managers Email shuffler I used to like my job. Maybe not like, but at least tolerate it. Now, the thought of work puts my stomach in knots. I hate it. The inefficiency, the lack of individuals taking responsibility, having to do the same thing over and over and over on an open-ended project with a revolving door of participants. The company makes layoffs every few months without having a plan in place to take over the work. That should motivate me to do well for the sake of job security, but it just makes me hate this place even more.
I got out once for nearly a year, found another crappy job and was slightly happier. But now I'm back here with the knowledge that the grass isn't always greener. I want to find a new job, but that could wind up worse than this.
I just want to wake up in the morning and feel okay about my life. Not like I can't stand one more mind-numbing, soul-sucking, nausea-inducing, stress-increasing minute at work. January 10, 2012 0 166.147.98.206
anonymous i'm in hell sybil's assistant You really are one crazy fucked up bitch. With your collection of hats and your high priestess of everything cool and beautiful personna. Was it too many Dead shows? Were you born this way? Were you raised by monsters and only know how to mimic their behavior? Underneath the costume there is something I want no part of. Clock in, clock out. I'm done. January 10, 2012 0 76.21.25.114
Saint Maria Just because you whine and whine constantly about how poor you are while I keep my mouth shut like a clam on my family situation, it doesn't mean you are worse off than me. And just because you make whining an art, it doesn't mean I am obligated to treat you to dinner or buy clothes for your best friend.
You never bought me dinner or clothes either so right back at you: WHY ARE YOU SO STINGY? Eh, TBLing? January 10, 2012 0 116.197.7.48
x y z if you are being harassed/picked on/ganged up on/bullied/mobbed at work, don't confide in the boss, a coworker or HR (if you can help it). They actually already know it's happening. It's not a secret. You complaining about it just shows them you're upset by it ... and that doesn't win you any points when it comes time for a promotion or reference. They won't do anything tangible to help anyway. And maybe they're actually friends with the people involved and really think you're overreacting or are too sensitive.
Don't fight fire with fire either. You will look like a bully too and bosses will use that against you.
Just shrug your shoulders at ALL the fuckheads at work (bullies, those that help them, and those who ignore what's happening because they want to be friends with everyone, bosses who turn a blind eye or join in) and realize how you couldn't give a FUCK what those lowlifes, turncoats, and fake friends think of you.
Just go to work. Do your job. Go home. And make "i couldn't give a fuck" your mantra of choice. January 10, 2012 0 173.181.108.164
Me Me Me So begins another day at the fuck up factory. January 10, 2012 0 88.111.113.104
Blah Blah Blah This isn't funny anymore. I can't even come up with a rant. I just know that this is sucking every drop of blood out of my veins and every bit of hope out of my heart. I can't do it anymore. Help. Me. January 10, 2012 0 71.178.38.71
F&ck M3 in the G0@t A$$ I'm all about teamwork. I'm all about doing the job right. I am all about progress and that shit. Education, certification, do it, done it. But the people I work with and for.... fucking eeeeeeeeeediots. Fucking bunch of billy-bob's and corporate knob-slobs. It's amazing how this is the shit that makes the world spin 'round. I've seen less cock gobbling in a Jenna flick. Please, let there be a light at the end of this tunnel, and it not be a train coming on at 100 Kph. January 9, 2012 0 75.167.148.164
Stacey I just hate it when people who have control over your computer access just feel like screwing with you and delete part of your accss to your docuuments and pretend like they don't know what the problem is.
Does it take a real passive-aggressinve screwball to be an IT person ? January 9, 2012 0 96.19.49.232
Why me (UK) Why cant I win the lottery instead of some fat munter and her cling-on. You'll get fatter! January 9, 2012 0 89.243.218.7
FUCKING ABOUT TO VOMIT So here is my boss's line of thinking:
1. My employee isn't doing the same amount of work as our competitors. I will demand that she do more work.
2. Hmm, my employee says that our competitors have 10 or 15 people in the department where I have 2 people stationed. She insists this is why more work is not physically possible. I am flabbergasted.
3. Hmm, ok, more people eh? Aha, here is a government program that pays YOU to hire mentally slow people! What's this say, they can only perform "menial tasks"? Surely that means "work that requires a master's degree and several years experience"!
4. Well well. It appears my employee is getting sexually harassed by the new mentally slow employee. She says he "follows me around and sniffs at my shoulder and smells my hair and stares at me". Aw, how cute, he has a little crush! I'm sure this is harmless, even though he is 6'4" and 400 pounds and doesn't quite know what "no" means.
5. I have the perfect idea to solve both problems! I will make the new employee the "protege" of my old employee. That way he can follow her around, and sniff at her shoulder and smell her hair and stare at her all he wants! Plus she gets a new helper who surely will not do things like delete important files or forget to write down urgent phone messages! January 9, 2012 0 76.5.159.167
How did i get so lucky Never know if ill hate my job for the day, depepends on the women i work with if they are premenstral,bipolar,or menopause for the day today i actually got lucky they were neither so it was an ok day.One thing i cant stand is customers who cant wait for us to open so they can return there stuff and get shopping money,havent you ever heard of trying it on before you buy it?Oh and i dont need to know a long drawn out story of why you are returning it please just return it and get out of my face i have more things to do like pick up after your lazy asses!!!!!!!!!and seriously 7.50 a fucking hour god i would like to fucking hang myself. January 9, 2012 0 108.67.18.208
Pissed Off Contractor Dear Permie shithead, please remember that I have more qualifications and experienced that you could ever have. I know you're jealous of me but why do you insist on behaving like a c*nt all the time? Your disrespect and distrust of me is quite laughable as if only you knew how many of your permie staff are tossing it off regularly you'd feel a right numpty. They have all noticed how you actually do fuck all but just telephone others nagging (read bullying) them for stuff. One day, you will be made redundant and at your advanced years and lack of skills, you're gonna be well and truely fucked. I only hope that the only work you can get is low level contract work and I sincerely hope you end of working "for" (note, not with) a complete control freaky bitch like yourself. Then you will reflect once prompted by deja vu, on how much of a complete c*nt you were to every single contractor who ever worked for you. What I find astounding is how you have yet to figure out why you cannot keep a contractor for longer than a few months. You really do think they leave because of a 'better job' or 'more money'?! Let me tell you darling, they leave because you makey then sick to the stomach.
I hope your fucking saggy tits fall off.
Now fuck off and die.
x January 9, 2012 0 149.254.186.207
Patty Cake Behind you Survivor Dear Boss, thank you for not being here today, thus making this Monday one of the most stress-free I've had in months. I don't know if you realize this, but when you're not here, things run so much smoother than you can possibly imagine. To work a full day without your micromanaging, hypercritical, my-way-is-better-even-though-it's-stupid bullshit is truly a wonderful experience. Of course, you'll probably be in tomorrow extra-early and make up for it, but for now, I'm relishing the rare tranquility. I hope the doctor poked you several times in several sensitive places with several sharp instruments, and secretly relishes the discomfort he causes in doing so. That's what it feels like you do to the REST of us on a daily basis.
January 9, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
I'm Giving your Shit back! When I applied for the position I was so excited I haven't worked in almost three years. I was looking forward to work alongside a hardworking team and also being apart of one. Shit was I wrong, they took advantage of the fact that I was new they gave me all the big orders to complete they gave me all the heavy shit to carry they did not properly train me. Because of the lack of information given to me I got in trouble(fuckheads) to complete an order I needed my stock to be completely correct so when I found I had one missing item and told the only picker this she said to me in a rude tone IT'S THERE, CHECK. I said I did check and it's not WELL DOUBLE CHECK. Bitch I did three times and it's not there, so off she went pissed off to get that missing item and what do i see a guilty faced bitch she has the item in her hand turns out she never picked it she only ticked it but didn't pick it. This same person is so lazy she gets her own mom to do her work while the bitch sits on her lazy ass. She drags me off my workload to do her shit as job fuck why is she even working there if she can't do anything. I hate it when she touches my hips can't you walk pass me without touching me its not like we are on the edge of a cliff you bitch! The guys are just plain mean! I'm leaving that place and can't be more happier! January 9, 2012 0 49.224.217.147
Slave Ga Usps The post office thinks they own me I have to be on call every day till 8:00 am they dont care if your sick they will write you up . They call you on your day off if you don't answer they write you up . I was sick one time and brought a dr. S note and still was written up .This is the the most unjust job I've ever seen , intimidation , unfair treatment , and just plain wrong because it's a government job So bad you have no idea talk about going postal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 9, 2012 0 67.191.190.25
JJ faraway housecleaner My boss thinks that my life revolves around her goddamn precious business. She honestly believes I give a rats ass how HER finances are. I don't give a FUCK! Not one single FUCK about her business, her clients, the other staff, her stupid fucking dog, her husband. I just want to go to work, do my pain in the ass job, and go home. THAT'S IT. I'm not your fucking therapist. And if you want me to be your fucking therapist then you can pay me more a fuckload more than $13/hr. January 9, 2012 0 70.24.155.170
SUPER SCOTTISH CUNT BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKIN AINT NO G FUCK YOUR SHITTY LITTLE JOB U CANT C
GONNA GET MY NERVES TOGTHER AND FACE YOU MAKE YOU THINK YOUR OWN MOTHER DIDNT RAISE YOU
KISS MY MUTHA FUCKIN LEAVING ASS GOONIGHT SUCKA January 9, 2012 0 92.235.213.232
99% Hi everybody!
Here is your friendly public service announcement that while you are slaving away at your desks, my Emory University coworkers are using your hard earned tax money to go on vacation to Hawaii!!! Hey government, why don't you keep on increasing NIH research grant spending! January 9, 2012 0 184.36.99.136
me here minder If you can't stop moaning about your job and completing the tasks as per your job description and it pisses you off that much, just hand in your notice and sign on at the job centre because your constant moaning about this and that is disturbing my day. January 9, 2012 0 89.243.12.201
. . . Stop asking me to cover your shifts, i do not believe that you are "sick" and even if you were i would not care. You are a grown woman, deal with your shit, go see a doctor and stop smoking so much weed, that's probably why your "sick"...Every week. i am tired of having my time off interrupted because you are "sick". Grow the fuck up. January 9, 2012 0 64.231.136.248
ugh another day in hell Omg i swear could it rain any fucking harder!!!!!!have to walk all the way to africa to get in my car and be on my way to the pits of hell.One mother fucker says any thing to piss me off im going to slap the shit out of your bipolar asses fucktards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 9, 2012 0 108.67.18.208
Stupid for being Here Omfg. Another day/week in HELL. Please let 12/21/12 be tomorrow and it true that we are destined for the end. This sucks and I am so unhappy right now. Farther in debt on a daily basis bcuz I had to take a lower level job just to have a job, and now I have to deal with this shit and these mutherfuckers every fucking day. !!!!! January 9, 2012 0 174.252.157.7
to hell with this bullshit! My manager looks like a pig that has been taught to walk on its hind legs--- a drunken pig, a that!!
Fuck him, and looking for a way out everyday... I give less of a shit about this miserable company and its clientelle, I'll just do my job as I should. January 9, 2012 0 82.145.210.112
Modern Web Developer Earth Team Member Who the fuck else thinks an owner of a tech business has any right not having modern technology? For example, a 7 year old Mac. A non-smart phone. And thinking website technology from 1996 is comparable to today's technology. If you own a web development business or any other tech based business, get a fucking clue. Buy a damn iPhone or any other fucking smartphone. Read about technology. And don't get scared by a fucking WYSIWYG editor. If you can't understand what it is you sell, maybe you should change your business. I'm thinking an ice cream sandwich food cart might be at about your skill level. January 9, 2012 0 67.162.203.160
PhuckThis Chicago Educator
I work for a company and travel to provide my services. My boss, the founder of the company, is a naggy, bossy, overbearing HAG. When she needs me to cover for her, I do it - NO questions asked. I am uprooted from my responsibilities to help her out and subsequently am behind on my work. But then she always makes it look like she's on top of her shit. Not really. When I ask her for a favor, she makes a fucking stink about it. Once I asked her (albeit last minute) to go to a meeting for me. The fucked up administration at this place knows they do not hire me to work on this particular day, but they schedule this meeting anyway.
I tried calling her all morning and got no answer. I said it was ok if she couldnt come to the meeting, as I had made alternate plans just to take care of the situation just in case. I never hear from her, she never tells me that she did end up going to this meeting. However, a teacher told me the following week that my boss talked all kinds of shit about me to another co-worker, with other people in the room. As if I had done something so terribly wrong to ask if she could help me out JUST THIS ONCE! A MEETING! THATS ALL! They have me working in 3-4 different buildings a week, which is stressful enough. Keeping up with my work and theirs too. If she didn't want to go, she could have stayed her fat ass wherever she was. But no, she goes to bitch about me without confronting me about any problems first. I wish I didn't have to stick around for 5 more months, otherwise I'd find a new job and fuck her over in the middle of the year. She can go to hell. January 8, 2012 0 99.39.163.72
SweetyPie Frozen tundra To watch in amazement Well, douchenozzles #1, #2and #3, it seems the shit is going to hit the fan. I do hope I'm scheduled to work that day -- you see, your time has come. Some employees have filed a lawsuit against you, naming names, times, places, illegal stuff, imagine that!? Oh my! You brazen motherfuckers stuck it, once again, up some poor persons ass and expected full well for them to go home crying, forgetting the whole thing. You and your high shine brass balls might want to get a box of tissues to wipe off the cum when the attorneys ejaculate in your collective faces, no longer smirking, I might add. And when you sons of bitches are done tripping over your own words and wiping the spunk out of your eyes, you will want to get out the company checkbook and make out a lil something to cover the pain and suffering you caused. Of course no one can really undo those sleepless nights, no one can take away the frazzled nerves, the anxiety, etc. You see, that's what it's like when those with NO conscience prey upon those who have one. You lying sacks of shit, you got some splainin to do. You are ruthless, lying, greedy, thoughtless people who pretend to care---you cock your heads with false concern and pretend to listen. You don't have to listen anymore. You have to be fucking accountable for your actions and your inactions. Your human resources department is NEITHER. I hope you all get sacked, I hope your severance package won't cover a six pack of weak beer, I hope you lay awake at night watching every number on your clock change. Oh, and don't be late for Sunday Mass! You hypocritical horses asses! I used to just wish you would die, because it seemed that nothing could ever stop you -- but a nice manilla envelope arrived in your company mailbox and now I hope you stay alive for the grand finale of your freak show. I hate your lying, greedy, careless guts. I won't miss any of you or your pretending to give a sweet shit about anything other than your numbers, your paychecks, your power. And I ain't alone. January 8, 2012 0 174.63.114.195
Fed The Hell Up A Plan to Increase Morale and Save the Company Millions:
1. Hire enough people to do the work. Yes, we understand that there is a "bonus kitty" and every new person hired potentially decreases yearly bonus payments to employees, but I would rather get a hundred bucks less on a crap-ass bonus each year than spend 12 hours a day, 6 days a week in that craphole of an office.
2. Enough with the meetings already!!! You seriously have meetings to decide what your meetings are going to be about. If everyone weren't tied up in at least one pointless meeting every week, then you wouldn't have to spend as much money on overtime (for those few who actually get paid overtime). Nor would your employees have to bust their asses on a Saturday to make up for what they missed during the week while they spent time in meetings which neither applied to them nor enlightened them in any way.
3. We're all tired of hearing the ridiculous company motto. I don't give a shit how many millions you spend on t-shirts, bumper stickers, chip clips, posters, banners and coffee mugs bearing your little catch phrase. Those who work for you and see how you treat your employees know that your motto is a big fat LIE.
4. Your company is NOT the best thing to happen to humanity since stick butter and your employees do NOT enjoy being expected to LIVE at our desks. Many of us have families and do not enjoy the dose of abandonment we are giving our children by going for days on end without seeing them because we leave before they wake up in the mornings and return home after they go to bed at night. And while we're on the subject, the LAST thing we want to do after we've worked a 70 hour week is go bowling with the jackwagons we spend all damn day looking at. So STOP all the bullshit extracurricular activities that we all feel obligated to attend.
5. A computer program to evaluate employees? Really? How many hundreds of thousands were spent on development and implementation of that piece of wastefulness? Here's a novel idea for you: If you hired managers who actually knew what they were doing and weren't just interested in kissing ass and playing golf, they would have enough sense to see when someone on their team is slacking or otherwise not up to par with their job.
Not that you will ever do any of these things, oh corporate giant. But getting all that off my chest sure made me feel better. January 8, 2012 0 68.68.77.100
elle hicksville peon
Is it really that hard to have a couple of days off in a row? I mean, really?
I have never called in sick, or have been late. My days off are always split up which allows for nothing. I have worked every day - sick - since a few days before Christmas, having the same virus now for the THIRD time. I keep getting reinfected by the inconsiderate 18-year-olds that they employ there to fill some weekend duties. Lucky for me my shifts always overlap these idiots. They have no idea how to wash their damn hands, how not to cough into something else other than the air of the communal break area and not to sneeze where people keep their drinks. OMG. Let me fucking recover! I need a vacay BAD to get over this crud, but not going to happen. Especially if they can't even be bothered to give you two days off together. Damn being a slave to a mortgage. January 8, 2012 0 69.23.40.191
Fucked over Truro Nova Scotia Fucked forever
Why the fuck do I have to compete with god damed fucking Philippians for work in this little jerked off 75 year behind the time useless littl town of 2 faced cocksuckers???? January 8, 2012 0 24.138.29.23
Fausty Tampa Cashier Been working loyally at a company for more than a year (never late, always doing my best) and in the last two months my hours have gone from 30 to 9.25. The manager is a spiteful bitch who punishes people if they ask for anything (i.e, more hours to provide for their family). We're stepping on eggshells while we work and management simply sits in the office all day on their smart phones, not helping their employers. January 8, 2012 0 173.78.154.208
Pat I feel for you, "bubbles." Not much you can do but suck it up or quit. I had the same feeling when I went back after Christmas. After a week of being with family and friends (loads of warm fuzzies), I got slammed my first day back, before I even had time to take off my coat. Shitload of bitching at me for things that I can do nothing about. I came sooo close to telling them all to fuck off and then quitting. January 8, 2012 0 24.158.182.130
Derek UK UK Bank My CEO earns 60 times more than an average employee in my firm, has had a 30% payrise yet we showed a marginal profit of just over 1%.
Why does my greedy fatcat boss get a big FUCK OFF pay rise when our pay is frozen with no bonus?
The average employee gives 7 hours unpaid overtime per week
The gap is widening between the people who make the company work and the bloke who sits at the very top, in his ivory tower never coming out to see us all SUFFER
TO ALL GREEDY CAT FAT CEOs - You are slowly killing us.
YOU ARE OUR MODERN DAY SCROOGES - I hope they visit you soon. January 8, 2012 0 2.96.106.108
K who cares! ASS manager Ive been at my job for 16yrs..My job is easy for the most part but the people I deal with are fucking crazy.First, my manager is a total fuckin Queer! I dont mean to say that to insult gays.I think most gay people are wonderful except for the ones that are still in the closet and are totally fuckin miserable that they take it out on everyone else around them.Im so sick of dealing with this guy.Hes such an asshole all the time.I wish they would transfer him.
He makes me feel like i can do nothing right half the time.He disagrees to disagree about everything. Any suggestion you make is wrong.and the only thing that makes him HAPPY all day is if he can spend half the day chasing after the dairy manager in our store. Its soo pathetic! Mind you,the dairy manager is a married straight man with kids.But my deli manager is head over heels for him.
Why do I have to put up with this shit? What am i doing wrong?I just want to go to work and get my job done.Which is what I do but im tortured by this mental case all day who thinks he's god. I wish he would just leave me alone. I dont bother him.I try to accomplish as much as possible in my shift and I never call in sick or come in late.
Thats another thing! The fucking sick calls and people coming late is soo fuckin ridiculous.That doesnt seem to bother him though.Hes more concerned with giving me critisizm through the day instead of fixing real problems.I hate this guy.And he doesnt have a clue.He actually thinks we are like friends.Well FUCK HIM. I wish he'd come out of the closet and find a fuckin boyfriend! January 8, 2012 0 98.118.111.90
bubbles uk admin I have been away on holiday and I'm dreading work tomorrow. Feel depressed. what can I doooo! January 8, 2012 0 82.39.168.82
B.B. L.B. D.A.
Fucking stupid ass so called "constructive meetings. It's all about what everyone is doing wrong. Then, the bosses say, "C'mon guys, we want to hear your ideas." As soon as you put one in, they laugh in your face and explain that you were simply doing something wrong. Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em!!!! January 8, 2012 0 71.93.210.164
Mike UK Virginmedia dogsbody Everything, and I do mean EVERYTHING that is available to eat or drink in my place of work, tastes like shit! I mean, I can understand the occasional crappy coffee, but when literally, EVERY choice on the vending machine tastes like shit, I think "Im glad its free, cos if I had to pay even just 10p for that I'd be pissed!"
Seriously, you want me to work sunday, a day of rest, fine. I will work, but at least provide some good coffee for me!
Peace out! January 8, 2012 0 193.38.100.250
revenge ohio covering my ass constantly WELL NOW I GET THE PLEASURE OF COMPLAINING TO MANAGEMENT AGAIN AND WATCH NOTHING GET DONE. MY COMPANY WILL BE OUT OF BUSINESS IN 5 YEARS. THERE ARE HONEST MISTAKES, BUT WHAT I AM SEEING IS PEOPLE FLAT OUT LYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE DOING THERE JOBS. THERE IS NO WAY AROUND THIS. I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. January 8, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
Slave The Commonwealth Ditch Digger MUAHAHAA. Because I get into the office an hour before you I always take the opportunity to rub my scrotum on your mouse. Enjoy, you fuckin' tool. I hope you get dick cancer. January 8, 2012 0 67.214.25.57
Barbara Troy Alabama sales associate I work at a Retail store .I have been there since July 08.Since April of 2011 the store was taken over by a new manager.I was the asst.manager prior.The New manager Diana is an outright self rightous bitch.She is mean and unfair.She only believes in her way of doing things.Whats wrong for me and my fellow employee to do is right for her.about a month ago we had a disagreement and she told me to shut the f....k up so I issued a complaint about her with the vice president and ever since I did that she has been out to get me.she put a lock on the office door and gave the only other key to the part time employee and not to the asst.mananger because me and the asst.manager are friends and she doesnt want me in the office.she tries to find something to accuse me of all the time.like giving away furniture only to find out she is wrong because it was rung on the register .Her and the part time employee sit in the back on chairs going through donations and laughing and whispering and when it comes to assigned duties like cleaning up the clothes in the store .the parttime girl only has to do it when the manager sees fit.however me and the other women have to do it when assigned.she also has the girl go get her lunch and she is gone 25 minutes and then sits and eats for 20 min.and lunch is only 30 minute total so to make it up diane only takes a 15 min.break and also gives her a break at the end of the day when all hell breaks loose and we are getting ready to leave.while im doing everything my self...but god forbid i say anything and i get told i have an attitude and im the only person she ever had a problem with in ten years of working.I hate her i wish she would go back to where she came from... January 8, 2012 0 216.93.140.85
over it here accountant I am too old and too over life to put up with my diva, drama queen boss. And we're accountants! Not normally associated with over the top crap. The other coworkers kiss her ass because they're afraid of her. The coworkers walk around on eggshells because she thinks she's so fucking special and they encourage this! They won't order from restaurant A if she doesn't want anything from there - oh, it's so important that we go out of our way for her. Diva! She's so shallow - her priorities in life are her Coach bags and jewelry and trying (note: trying) to match her clothes. I'd rather work for someone who is just directly mean or directly an ass, than someone who pretends to be friendly but is a gossiping, conniving bitch. It doesn't help the work is the dullest, most boring work known to man. I just hate phony people in general and I cannot figure out why my coworkers buy into her shit. January 7, 2012 0 96.238.88.14
Betrayed A place of lost souls Helper I fucking hate this stupid slag at my workplace. She befriended me, only to fucking stab me in my back, telling lies about me and dragging my name through the fucking dirt.
I'm new there and worked really hard to build up a good reputation in a short period of time and surrounded by a small group of friends. But then this fucking slut had to come along and fuck me over.
Two timing, back stabbing whore.
I'm glad I was cautious and didn't tell her too much 'cause fuck knows it'd be all over the goddamn workplace by now, wouldn't it?
Because of her, now some people won't even talk to me even though I haven't done or said anything to or about them! I can't wait until she screws those stupid cunts over, then they'll know.
She spends more time parading around in the mirror than actually doing her job, which is why she's been there years and still not managed to get anywhere.
And her simpering moron of a boyfriend is a dick as well, and a fool, because she's only dating him because he earns more money than her and is paying for her and her brat to live in a swanky apartment with him.
Just like her last bf, and the husband before that, she'll dump this guy as soon as someone better comes along, and when that happens I'll just laugh at his pathetic, big-nose stupidity.
I hope they both catch some nasty ass disease, as I'm sure she's a carrier of something because that girl whores around like a prostitute, only she doesn't even get fucking paid for the nasty shit she does.
She may sit there, giggling at me and taking the piss out of me and running me down behind my back whilst simpering and smirking to me when we're fact to face, but you know what? I work hard and I'm getting somewhere in life.
I won't whore around and then act as if I'm some sort of goddess, I won't sit there being a lazy arse and letting the traumatised and looked after children we look after suffer because I'm too busy to deal with their problems, because I'm in the bathroom applying another layer of make up.
No, I make a difference, I give a shit, I have some goddamn intergrity, my revenge for her betrayal of my trust and her bullying me out of the group I was friends with, will be paid by me simply doing well.
Fuck you bitch. Go die in a fucking hole. January 7, 2012 0 89.241.186.39
Dogsbody uk Driver I work in a small team and by god is there some serious backstabbing in our unit, there is one guy who is a bauld lazy fucker and does jack shit expcting everyone else to do it for him while he sits on his fat ass, his wife is from overseas and he expects her to wipe his ass loool. Now the other cunt i work with a total joke and a baby, i think ill by him a dummy cause he acts like a child, pulling down notices in the office just to try and look hard, if he keeps it up ill fucking rip his head off the wanker. January 7, 2012 0 82.16.65.190
Rebel Parts Unknown General Dogsbody I work with an ignorant fuckwit, a fucking whore who thinks shes gods gift to men, the whores mother who is a complete knobhead, a women who doesnt listen to a word you say unless the conversation is about her and she never shuts the fuck up. I never shit on anyone but someday I am going to shit on these people from a very great height and enjoy watching every second of there down fall. I DONT HATE MY JOB I JUST SOME OF THE PEOPLE IN IT. January 7, 2012 0 94.0.189.227
hBIC Somewhere sunny Some bullshit I mothafuckn hate workin at this stupid ass job wit these racist mothafuckers....alll they do is talk shit in Spanish and there management sucks....they some fckn idiots wit their shitty ass wanna be business...I hope them fuckers get shut down...theyre so corrupted fuckin fuckers....they get complaints out the ass...can't do shit right...and the 'big bosses' are the biggest fckn idiots.....I need a new job . January 7, 2012 0 76.216.152.215
Slave Shitville Monkey My workplace is so beyond fucked up and I just want another job. Three more days with bitchy lady is hell but I have to do it. My boss does nothing. I have been preparing to go back to work since I left work yesterday - trying to get my zen on. After bitch lady I have a couple of weeks alone then another one comes in and I am sure it's the same bitchiness in another form from my intereactions with her in the past. Why can't people just be normal - fuck. I swear I just want to get throug this.... January 7, 2012 0 68.146.107.204
Used 18 kinds of hell Abused Well another f'ing week down. How I HATE it there. 18,000 things to do, no time to do them in, no overtime allowed. The females all think they are still in high school (yeh I'm the pretty new girl who's educated, experienced and who has been out of this state; gasp I've even been on a big ole airplane; oh and I know how to speak ENGLISH and say doesn't instead of don't, and isn't instead of ain't, WTF you have a degree??????). The "male" colleagues let's see, there is a narcissist (seriously pathological), a creepy little sex addict, an asexual freak. And I have to rely on these individuals to do my job. Omg I am in the depths of hell. January 7, 2012 0 174.252.154.97
What is the point the real world babysitter Im getting sick and tired of trying to work my way up this stupid fucking retail ladder. First if all i completely hate my job, it is boring, tiring and means you have to be nice to old cunts who dont appreciate anything you do for them and i do go out of my way for them.
My manager fucks me off because she does nothing, when we are all in and should be handed out tasks she just prefers to stand there and do thats right! NOTHING. Why this person is our manager and not me i will never know. I am the one who actually has to organise to get things done otherwise things just get left, like our stockroom is an absolute mess and total health and safety hazard and shes done fuck all about it, it was me who had to do things and get it sorted. She constantly asks me to change shifts even if its over the stupidest thing and leaves me in scenarios where i am on my own a lot or she fucks off throughout half of the day without notice. She also expects to me to do shitloads of overtime when she decides to fuck off on holiday (i dont know why she needs them because shes never here anyways) and doesnt bother asking me. If anything goes wrong down to her lack of organisational skills its my fault apparently. Im sick of getting shit days off and even when talking to her about this she fobs you off about some shit then walks off. Why is she alive? Is she just put here to irritate me until i go round work with a crossbow or something? Its pitiful and i feel im being wasted in this job. Its effecting my social life, my relationships and my health (mentally and physically) *sigh* January 7, 2012 0 94.172.113.105
AJTW homecity Bitch I work with a group of stupid dipshits! The boss is always in a fucking panic, like the world is crashing down. News flash bitch if you weren't so cracked out you could try calming the fuck down and fix shit that you caused! You always are such a martyr....oh I worked with pneumonia and had a temp ....well remember when one of our residents caught pneumonia and died from it? Yeah pretty sure your the only who had it at that time, thanks for spreading it dumb cunt. Wait? your a highly skilled nurse with 30 years experience and doctors comment on your skill level? oh your license was revoked? Huh weird you are so good at what you do and work so hard and used to make 80k a year but you work here at 12 bucks an hour because you "love our Residents"? Yeah I would too. Oh your in a panic and want me to come in because your to stupid to schedule any one correctly sure no problem I just worked 8 days in a row and go to school full-time. I also live 35 miles away and you want me to come in for 30 minutes!!!!! Your such a piece of shit. The voicemail you left was nice too, oh your mad because I let the residents go to bed @ 8 pm because they were tired? Yeah my bad I should have said Fuck No! you ain't going to bed old man! If you go too bed now you will get up when the boss is here in the morning and she will "gasp" have to take care of you! Your friend Tara is the biggest most disgusting piece of shit! She thinks she knows everything and acts like she works really hard when she doesn't do shit! She is a fucking pig. She says oh "I'm a atheist" out of nowhere....ummmm ok great......have fun burning....with your size its gonna be awhile..stupid bitch. My point is I really wanna just club you both with a hammer! Who let you two out of the kitchen anyway? January 7, 2012 0 75.161.152.25
Burnt Out Tiredville Overworked I am so tired of coming to work each day and pretending I want to be there. I leave with a headache and I am too exhausted to give much to my own family. I come early and stay late. I take work home with me continually worrying about what I did or didn't do. This job has poisoned my positivity and outlook on life. A negative cloud has descended upon my life. Why??? I teach difficult kids a district that sucks and couldn't give a crap about our neediest kids. I am given the behavior kids because I am supposedly good at it. Has anyone thought to think that I don't want to be and I am getting tired? I am angry because my idea of education does constantly involve preventing Johnny from knocking his peer out, chasing run-away children, having snot/body fluids wiped on my clothing, being attacked and changing poop filled diapers all day long. This is madness! What teaching is happening for these poor kids? I can't seem to figure that one out. Too many children and not enough help/support. Forget assistance...the kids keep coming and coming. We don't have enough money I am told. Yet...somehow the district seems to find money to purchase new curriculum district wide? The paperwork and assessments keep coming and coming. Parents who take no accountability for their children's bratty behavior and expect me to fix it all. No visibility from administrators who don't know or care about your class size and student need. No acknowledgement from administration about the backbreaking and sometimes soul crushing work we do day in and day out. Apathy amongst colleagues and a pass the buck mentality. There is no end in site. I need a job and need the benefits due to my own health issues and that of a family member. I am stuck and being swallowed into a black hole. This is not what I envisioned in terms of a career. They can take it and shove it up their @*#(@*#. January 7, 2012 0 67.40.194.229
Overnight Hotel Guy I'd Have to Kill You Do I Have to Be In Charge??? So I'm enjoying a relaxing evening at home, wondering what I can burn off my DVR when work calls. Turns out the girl who's supposed to work this evening suddenly called in sick with a bug. So I get the call that they suddenly need someone at work...at 8:15 at night and I'd have to go in at 11pm. So just how long has this bug been bugging you? Did it suddenly set upon you or did you suddenly conviently come down with something else to do? I've been sick before and haven't waited the entire damn day to then decide to call in... It's your kid's birthday this Saturday. A day that you normally work and you asked to trade with me because you forgot to ask for it off before the schedule came out (I don't know how you forget your kid's birthday but you did)... I'm wondering if you'll suddenly make a full recovery just in time to blow out your kid's birthday candles... January 7, 2012 0 192.251.125.40
Otter In the men's room Lice Inspection Hey, asshat-- I really appreciate you not giving me my change back from lunch today. I doubt the cheapo deli take-out crap you brought back should cost me twenty bucks. Yeah, I realize you did me a "favor" by bringing back anything at all for me, but that doesn't entitle you to a 250% tip and/or fuel surcharge.
And while I'm ranting about money, payroll shorted me the 1/2 hour overtime I had to work on Tuesday night because of your penchant for waiting till the last minute to tell me something needed to be done before I left for the night. I fully realize we've been in a "no overtime" zone since last summer because money's tight right now, but when you practically REQUIRE me to get something done because you absolutely, positively MUST have it finished BEFORE I can clock out, THAT is overtime that should be paid.
If that weren't aggravating enough, as it turned out, it could have waited till the next MORNING after all -- but that doesn't cancel out the 1/2 hour I stayed to get it done before then.
January 7, 2012 0 71.12.182.121
Fighter I Dark Hole Sales I hate my manager who loves to give everyone a rim job just to get a promotion at my workplace. What a stupid fuck. I also hate my other manager who is a fucking moron with poor communication and managing skills (who by the way is the one getting the rim jobs and playing favorites). Both are fat lazy fucks who My workplace will not get ride of... why? I dont know maybe because they love to pay morons to sit on their fat butts all day and do nothing. What a waste they are. Whores! I just want to say to you both that your both fucking stupid and that evan though you may think you that the whole store is yours and you can walk all over people your WRONG! Im going to stress you both out until you have a heart attack and go away OR talk to you calmly and intellectually untill your head explodes in rage and realize how worthless you really are, and have a heart attack and leave me and my poor co workers ALONE FOREVER! I will dream of this day damn it! GO AWAY! January 7, 2012 0 96.8.164.234
Fuck that stupid ass fucking Bitch i hope you die tommorow I hope you break all your limb I hate this stupid cunt I have to deal with for my placement she is such a fucking cunt she keeps making stupid ass sarcastic remarks and makes me realize that im stupid and shows that shes got power over me I just hate her personailty, its fucking rude and bitchy and I've only had to deal with her for 3 days right now
Just coming in to work every morning and seeing her face makes me filled with hate as I witness a devil bitch and feel like im in hell and Im honestly fucking angry enough to wish she would die an I wouldnt care at all!!! January 6, 2012 0 184.147.224.228
I've Had Enough From now on, I'm gonna sit on my ass and do everything very sloooooooooowly like the rest of the good for nothing skunts I work with. I'll find every reason I can to leave my desk, just like the rest of them. I'll make my coffee runs take 15 minutes, bathroom trips take 30 minutes, and the customers can f'ing stand there til they're in rigor mortis. The more I do, the less everybody else does. I can't quit, but I'll be damned if I'm going to keep killing myself while everybody else takes an 8 hour break. January 6, 2012 0 71.178.38.71
Princess Consuelo Bananahammok Central Indiana Account Exec. We are a small company in a small office. I sit approximately 10 feet from a programmer who 1. thinks he is God, 2. doesn't wear deodorant, 3. attempts to interact at every opportunity (all up on my proverbial nuts), 4. grumbles out loud at most people's normal speaking voice, 5. makes me want to quit my job or start pranking him even harder. The thing is that he's not a bad person, just singly the MOST annoying person I've ever encountered. I even hate the way he sneezes. I wish I could fire him and replace him with a turtle. January 6, 2012 0 98.193.2.98
someone bromborough miss I hate my job so much I don't think I'll be going in on Monday. I've had enough. Our new headteacher has systematically destroyed our school over the last 14 months all so that he can try and get an outstanding report from OFsted. He is a lazy, computer and data obsessed, egotistical, OCD idiot, whom reliable sources tell us, could never teach and is definitelt not IT. He delegates everything because he actually can't do the tasks he makes us do. It would be nice to see him actually speak to a child.
Other teachers in the school are using his inadequacies to empire build and build their careers.
If I don't get out of this school I think I'm goig to have a nervous breakdown. What a shame because all of his data shows that I'm actually the best teacher he's got.
Such a shame for him that the head of the governors thinks I'm the bee's knees. I might just send the head of the governors a super parting letter when I resign.
But isn't it sad for the children. They will be left with an egotistical Head with ridiculous, career building floosies, who strut around in their high heels. January 6, 2012 0 81.110.201.136
stevie jobsville arsehole I,ve just been in the very nice position of shafting an arsehole at work! I have been promoted at work, & have not told anyone< such is the nature of my company>.
A cunt I,ve worked with for a long time & has constantly shafted me. and now I,ve fucking got him!!!!!
It,s taken 5 years but I won, why? by being NICE and treating right, And having a brain January 6, 2012 0 86.19.171.64
RDG L.E.S Sales I DONT HATE MY JOB I HATE HER....AND THIS HAS TO BE THE ONLY JOB WHERE I HAVE ACTUALLY TAKEN TIME FROM MY BRAIN TO ACTUALLY HATE SOMEONE AND WRITE THIS....I ALWAYS SAY DONT HATE....DEAL WITH IT....AND JUST DISLIKE. DONT WASTE YOUR TRUE VALUABLE ENERGY ON SOMEONE....WELL...WHAT CAN I SAY.....I FINALLY CONTRADICTED WHAT I SAID. I CANT STAND HER....SHE EVENS SAYS " I AM A CONTROL FREAK..." LEARN TO FUCKING TAKE A CHILL PILL MAN....LIFE IS TOO BLOODY SHORT TO BE SO UP TIGHT AND BE UPSET WITH THE MOST SMALLEST THINGS. ALSO WHY OH WHY KEEP SAYIN WE WILL DO THINGS TOGETHER WHEN IN ACTUAL FACT ITS ALL ME WHILE SHE SITS ON HER BIG FAT ASS ALL FUCKIN DAY.... I KNOW SHE IS ALWAYS PULLS HER HAIR OUT WHEN WE DONT HIT TARGET....BUT WHO DOESNT....WE ARE HERE TO SELL BUT WE DONT REALLY GET MUCH THANK YOUS FOR OUR HARD WORK....I ALSO HATE THE WAY SHE TALKS CONDESCENDINGLY TOWARDS ME...NOT EVERYONE IS U AND THINKS THE WAY U DO...WHY DONT YOU DO IT URSELF IF U THINK ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH...F^&**$G F**K .....SOMETIMES I ACTUALLY THINK YOU DO IT JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN UR JUST HAVING A SHIT FUCKIN DAY..... AS I ALWAYS SAY WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND...AND IT WILL HAPPEN...IN FACT AM SURE IT ALREADY HAS...WELL UNTIL MY NEXT RANT THATS IT...:) January 6, 2012 0 86.179.199.96
tearing my hair out What the fucking fuck. STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY CLIENTS. Better yet, just STOP TALKING altogether. Everybody fucking cringes when they hear you do that little "rat tat tat a tat" with your dirty dirt-crusted fingernails (HOW? you work in an office!!) because it means you're coming to talk to one of us. It makes everyone's skin crawl. YOU make everyone's skin crawl. "Oh hello, I just wanted to drop in so I could bring your work to a screeching halt once again. By the way, I had this great idea for one of your clients so I called them behind your back to see if they would like it. They did, so you'll have to work late tonight to get the new idea done. When you're finished, I'll get all the credit, because they heard it from me, after all. Well, I'm going back to my office where I'll check Facebook and play Christian music at top volume all day. Don't you dare complain about the music again. I'll complain you're stifling my right to religion." January 6, 2012 0 76.5.159.167
SK NM Technician I hate my job so much. Everyday is the same thing. I get piled up with shit loads of work to get done, and then when I get it done I must give the work to my supervisor who either takes full credit for it or gives the credit to my coworker instead. I get zero recognition for the work I do, yet I'm the one given the most work to do. It's gotten so bad that about 90% of the company doesn't even remember I exist since they think that my supervisor and coworker do all of the work and don't even know that it all comes from me. Whenever I try speaking up, I am interrupted and ignored. I hate it so damn much. If I didn't have bills to pay and a family to care for I'd easily just walk out of the door this very second and never look back. How is it fair that I do all of the work, get none of the recognition, and now no one in the company even knows or cares who I am? I've been here for a long time now and it's the same shit. Plus I can't stand the lack of accountability towards employees who don't follow rules. Instead these employees just bitch and moan and they get their way. While I do everything I'm asked to do, and more, yet never get rewarded in the least bit, not even with a "That was a good job" remark or anything. Fuck this fucking place, I think I must be in one of the deeper circles of hell right now! January 6, 2012 0 63.229.166.110
JimJim NYC Diner If you're so damn picky about your coffee, make your own damn sh!t!! I'm saying though..if GrandMa Jenkins returns her coffee one more time... Damn I hate my job! January 6, 2012 0 24.47.18.144
Jamie Canada Pizza maker Listened to this before work today...Thought seriously about sending it to my boss haha... probably not a good idea though!!
http://youtu.be/Rs0FqjX2pG8
I hate my job January 6, 2012 0 99.251.160.24
Old Timer Ottawa Computer Guy Leading Edge Technology, my ass!! The technology in this friggin place sucks. It's slower than a fucking snail crossing the street. God I hate my job! It sucks! Everything is like yesterday and no one has the balls to say "That's a stupid fucking idea!" Duh!! Management sure is stupid at making decisions to make this place better.... Yea right!!! Wish this place would just blow up! Whatever!!! January 6, 2012 0 205.194.74.10
sick of listening to you hack up a lung and complain about everything I can't concentrate for anything right now and I have a big project to finish by end of day. Really wish the person who is hacking up a lung LITERALLY every 2 minutes a few desks away would just GO HOME!!! I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE to cough that hard, that LOUD, and that frequently!! WTF?! January 6, 2012 0 204.17.116.130
HELP ME HELL SHIT ON SHOES Oh, I just love working for a company where everyone is soooooo fucking buddy-buddy with each other and every day is like a popularity contest. Holy shit, I left high school 20 years ago and I feel like I have gone back in time and am right back at school. What a bunch of immature fucking wannabes that work here. The Christmas party was so interesting...only the "popular kids" got invited out afterwards to the bar...the rest of us weren't even told of this plan so it was really nice to find out on Monday that everyone went out after the party and had a great time while the rest of us "nobodys" went home. This is such a fucking joke, I don't get paid enough to put up with this crap...oh and also, if you aren't part of the "popular kids" at this job, then you get all the shit work piled on you while the rest of the assholes stand around gossiping...real fucking nice. Fuck you all and have a lot of fun trying to do the millions of job tasks I have when I leave this place with no notice in a few weeks!!!!! January 6, 2012 0 24.72.40.44
maggie columbus ohio shit MY BOSS IS A FUCKING LIAR AND I HATE HER. TAKING CREDIT FOR MY GOOD WORK. LYING AND PUTTING IN A FAKE NON-CONFORMANCE AND SAYING YOU FOUND BAD PRODUCT BEFORE I DID. YOU ARE EMBARRASSED BECAUSE BAD SHIT RAN ALL DAY AND YOU DIDNT FIND IT AND I DID AND SHOWED IT TO YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR BOSS. BAD SHIT RAN FOR 2 OR 3 DAYS AND IT GOT STOPPED BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN I FOUND IT YOU UGLY BITCH. I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TRY AND RESPECT YOU AND DO WHAT YOU ASK. YOU HAVE NO CLUE YOUR LITTLE BEST FRIEND IS TREATING YOU LIKE SHIT AND PUTTING YOUR JOB IN JEAPORDY. ALL THE MANAGEMENT THINK THEY CAN KEEP IGNORING THIS BUT ONE DAY I WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE IT AND ALL OF THIS SHIT WILL HIT THE FAN AND YOU WILL BE SORRY. MY WORKPLACE IS DEPRESSING AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A SUPERVISOR DO THIS. YOU ARE OF EXTREME LOW CHARACTER AND HAVE NO CLUE WHO YOUR ARE AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING. THIS JOB IS IMPORTANT BUT NOT SO IMPORTANT THAT IM GOING TO KEEP THIS STINKY SHIT INSIDE. January 6, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
Patty Cake Behind you Chief Spymaster Well, there ya have it. I told you the case has been closed, but you said "no it hasn't. I sent the judge a letter asking for an extension so I can find another attorney to continue the petition." It says right on the public record, "CLOSED". I told you this. I sent you a screen shot. It's CLOSED. SJ got the guardianship so there's no need for you to get an extension. You paid nearly $5000 and in the end, practically handed SJ this thing because you refused to send your attorney anything more and then fired the guy for even asking. Then you had the nerve to show up for the hearing WITHOUT an attorney and couldn't believe the judge wouldn't listen to anything you had to say or look at one thing you had in those 2 ridiculous plastic bins full of "evidence". NOW you dispute everything SJ is telling everybody about what went on in that hearing room. Here's the "funny" part: I believe HIM, and I'm looking forward to seeing the court transcripts if he can get them.
At first, I supported you when you hired an attorney to start this process. I really did want to believe it would all work out -- but when you dumped the guy -- the one person who could have truly helped you, I started losing faith in your judgement. SJ may have problems, but so do you. Just because you've acted as your own attorney in other, MUCH less complicated matters does not mean you can do it in cases that actually call for the expertise of a REAL one.
NOW you're going back to something you tried (and also failed) to do BEFORE you petitioned for a guardianship: You're attempting to get a RESTRAINING ORDER to stop SJ (and his son) from trashing your business. Just because you've decided to hire an attorney this time doesn't mean you'll be successful in getting it this time.
Face it: YOU ruined your business practically on your own, by refusing to drop some of the more asinine parts of your "contract", and expecting people to pay the most outrageous prices, simply because they did when you first started this business 15 years ago. Your "product" isn't rare anymore. Any search of any classified ads in any town can find the exact same thing you're selling and for a far more reasonable price.
Seriously, you are beyond redemption at this stage. If you had put back int your business all the money you've wasted on attorneys, your business would be in better shape. You could have made genuine improvements to the building, hired a clean-up crew to take remove some of the junk and generally been a thousand times better off.
SJ may be a pathological, grand-standing liar, but you're on the verge of a true psychosis. January 6, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
Jan TN unemployed BEWARE: Publishers. Unscrupulous company. Hired me away from good job to sell FAITH Based books to sponsors in small towns. Hides behind "Bible". Trainer fired me on 4th week of work after bragging on me all week, but because I finished canvasing town and wanted to go home 2 states away 2 days before Christmas just told me to "call it a day": and don't come back. Never paid me last check, expenses etc., was in the hole financially during this employment and they obviously didn't care. Story is to make businesses feel like they are worthy to advertise in their books, but they are crooks. zGives new meaning to the Con artist bible salesmen. January 6, 2012 0 75.136.63.100
mines the worst I hate my job. I hate my managers who are a bunch of naive, stupid, blinkered, gormless buffoons. I hate the job which is the most thankless, stressful, unnapreciated, absolutely fucking soul destroying job i have ever done in my life. I hate that i dont actually get any breaks in a 12 hour shift. I hate that my good nature, and hardworking attitude seem to work against me instead of for me. I hate that i can count on the fingers of one hand my work colleagues that i havent at some stage wanted to smack.
If i wanted to walk 15 miles a day id join a rambling club.
If i wanted to do shit without taking breaks id get sponsered.
If i wanted to be someones bitch id buy a gimp suit.
I am a lesser person for every second i spend in that shithole. You can feel your soul ebbing away while not even having the gratification that your doing something worthwhile. something that could make someone happy, or help them. Nah in the end your just a number and an expendable one at that. January 6, 2012 0 92.8.226.179
Land Of The living I left my job! I can't believe I did but I was so unhappy there, Now I'm getting back to living my life my way! And I'm slowly enjoying it. No hassles, no stress, no complaints no backstabbing just happy and peaceful and getting plenty of sleep! January 6, 2012 0 122.60.129.30
i h8t them Whoever thought it would turn out to be this? January 6, 2012 0 173.181.108.164
no more bs I hate everyone I work with. One of them is a lame pussy of a man who hasn't had his balls drop yet because he's constantly backing down from his responsibilities and trying to pin them on everybody else, the other one is a redneck piece of trash who should learn basic manners when talking to people, and the last is a micro managing bitch who thinks she's tough shit and tries to scare everyone into doing what she wants because this shitty job is her only way of making money because she's an uneducated piece of trash who thinks she's the bomb. I'm not making significant money with you dumbass pricks. If my money doesn't add up for my expenses I'll just go behind your back, get another job, and quit yours without a 2 week notice. cause you don't even deserve that, you pieces of trash. January 5, 2012 0 70.126.216.204
overworked and underpaid nowhere land smile and take it when you speak, I picture a machete slicing through your fat neck. over and over and over.... January 5, 2012 0 50.13.171.239
PolarBear Dear Manager,
You are the most hostile, rude, unprofessional, and unfriendly person I have ever had the displeasure of working with. It infuriates me that after having spent the last four years of my life studying, working hard, and putting all of my efforts toward developing strong professional skills, I am stuck working a dead-end retail job under your miserable ass. I can guarantee that even if you are twice my age, you haven't sweat, bled, and cried the way I have. You don't know what work is, and every time I'm forced to report to you for a mistake I made (usually because you failed to show up after I called you three times over the PA and the radio and was left to resort to my own devices) I just feel this overwhelming urge to snarl in your face and hurl Shakesperean-worthy insults at your line of descendants. You are a terrible supervisor, and what's more you are a hideous example of a human being. You may not be an imprisoned sociopath, but you have all the character and integrity of a rabid raccoon swiping its claws and hissing in the shadows of rank garbage cans at night. Honestly, I wish there was someone I could talk to about how absolutely incompetent you are. I wish they would give me a shot at your job, because I know I would do so much better. You are unhelpful, mean, and too quick to make accusations. You make our work environment such a negative place. I dread going to work with you. If there was anything I could do to change my situation so I wouldn't have to work with you anymore, I would do it in a heartbeat. I have never had to work with anyone as stupid and horrible as you, and I hope I never will again.
Sincerely,
A very angry polar bear January 5, 2012 0 75.38.135.96
Noone . Nothing Lazy sons of bitches mothafuckers. I have such contempt for you all. Disgust. Hatred. If any of you were intelligent enough you would notice that the smile isn't real. What I am thinking is...Wow. What you're saying is fucking stupid and uninteresting and I would rather see you dead than listen to you. Proof that the human race has lost what is called instinct. An animal would sense that and get the fuck away from a person like that. January 5, 2012 0 174.254.145.219
shitty shit face Wow, 9:45 AM?
I thought the core work hours started 45 minutes earlier than that?
How many times have you been people been late?
So they can just give excuses? No one informs me if anyone will be late. But I have to inform everyone if I'll be late. NICE! Very FAIR of you.
HELL, I don't give piss anymore. You aren't giving me any reason to stay here. THIS IS STUPID. I feel stupider each day I'm here. I can also feel that my life span is going due to stress.
I'm a GA on a fuckin' leash!!? When you guys waste your net with nothing, while I scrape off of on definitions and fonts. STUPID asses, and you get to charge on a Saturday based on a simple "Talk" with the HR? While I on the other hand have to render ALL OF IT? WTF, seriously!
And the work here? You tell me to give you ideas?? Most of it you throw away and make your own? WHAT'S THE EFFIN' POINT? You aren't PAYING me enough for all this.
At the least, I know am worth more than this.
And that my talents as a pro has increased.
Here's to my last few days in this shithole. January 5, 2012 0 119.92.91.71
anusface earth moneyslave this is a funny, site, that one employer should mind his own business. why not give workers living wages, why is the system so corrupted, i also hate when conservatives talk about communism, they say a doctor will make the same money as a garbage man in a communistic society. i got news for you conservatives, i see people who have no productive merit making the most money in this society, i do agree there are many in poverty exploiting the state, but noone exploits it more than the rich.. January 5, 2012 0 64.252.177.93
-.- Australia Code Monkey Good morning! Welcome to another dreary day. Full of un-welcome queries, intensely long and pointless conversations coupled with ample time wasting, stupidity and perhaps even interspersed with subtly denigrating insults from my beloved co-workers.
What a treat. January 5, 2012 0 118.209.80.36
Can't Handle It! They seriously need a counsellor at that workplace, because these grown up fucks can't seem to handle shit! Who runs around the place depressed and constantly says I wanna leave! And has a cry! What are you 5? Why stay here if you can't handle your workload it makes no sense, uh! But then you see your co workers as punching bags so you rather take it out on us instead. Bitch u ain't no supervisor, manager nor CEO so why on earth are you acting like your are? Then you go on about running the department I'm in, are you serious? Really! You claim that you can do a better job, get real! The only job your good at is blowing and kissing ass. Do me a favour, sit your ass where you are don't come to our department and get us crazy like you, stay the fuck away from us you wasted bitch!! And don't hug me you crazy bitch. January 5, 2012 0 49.224.86.192
Johnny Duke Cubicle Hell - 3rd Sector Sales THIS IS A WARNING AGAIN:
PERFORMANCE IMPROVEMENT PLANS (PIP) ARE USED TO FORCE YOU TO QUIT OR FIRE YOU.
IF YOU ARE ON A PLAN, YOU WILL BE FIRED.
I ENCOURAGE THE UTMOST STRENGTH IN FIGHTING TO MAKE YOUR EMPLOYER SUFFER WHILE THEY DO THIS TO YOU.
DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. EVERY EMAIL SHOULD BE PRINTED AND SAVED FOR YOU TO FIGHT AGAINST THEM.
IF YOU HAVE TO CREATE CHAOS AND ANARCHY AT YOUR COMPANY, DO IT. THEY WILL NOT RECOMMEND YOU, THEY WILL TRY TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION ANYWAY.
TELL EVERYONE IN THE COMPANY WHAT THEY DO WITH PIPS, BECAUSE BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MOST PEOPLE STILL ARE UNAWARE AND THINK THEY CAN SAVE THEIR JOB.
THERE NEEDS TO BE A MOVEMENT AGAINST THE IMMORAL, UNETHICAL AND EVIL METHODS EMPLOYERS USE AGAINST THEIR OWN EMPLOYEES, AND IT NEEDS TO START TODAY!
WHEN YOUR BOSS FIRES YOU, SPIT IN THEIR FACE. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF, AND THAT YOU WISH THEM THE ABSOLUTE FINEST SUITE IN HELL.
GO TO THIS WEBSITE: www.ebosswatch.com
REGISTER YOUR BOSS ON THIS SITE, AND WATCH IT BE THE FIRST THING THAT COMES UP IN GOOGLE WHEN YOU TYPE IN THEIR NAME.
NOTHING BUT THE UTMOST HATRED GOES OUT TO ALL THE LIARS AND WORKPLACE BULLIES.
ONE DAY YOU WILL ALL BE POOR, AND WILL GET WHAT'S COMING TO YOU. January 5, 2012 0 50.88.26.108
Jo Solihull Project leader advocacy My boss is a conceited , devious , vain, inadequate , corrupt , self centred, egotistical fucking bitch. She loves her arse being licked by the little fucking arse lickers who suck up to her. What she doesn't realise is that everyone, despite licking her arse, thinks she is a shithouse. January 5, 2012 0 94.172.134.138
Sad Teacher USA Education It's very hard to teach kids about compassion and careing when I have co-workers running behind my back and telling on me for every little thing I do that might not be in the book. I learned the most from the teachers who did things that were outside of the box, outside of the norm. But oh no, things are different now, say one word that is not "BY THE BOOK" and I have grown ass adults tattle-telling on me as if they were 5 year olds. It's clear now that everything that goes on in this building is for the sake of looking good to the State or to the Admin's, not for the kids.
So Sorry Kathy, I can't show you pictures of the Galaxy and NASA Space shuttle photo's because that doesn't go along with the Standarized Test Code 19-435.
Sorry Jamal, I can't talk to you about African American Poets because Mrs. M********** might overhear our conversation and be offended.
Sorry Andrew, I can't show you how to draw a dragon anymore because it's against school policy.
And Sorry Class of Room 23, I can't bring in my Wii to reward your great test scores because another teacher said, "That's not Fair". January 5, 2012 0 206.246.197.250
Henry •••• Is gay!! One day at work I decided to approach this chick who claims to be the shit!
Me: someone told me you were spinning shit about me!
Bitch: stunned look on her face, wait! What did you hear?
Me: that you were spinning shit about me! What did you say?
She continued to give me three pages of bullshit, then has the nerve to invite me to her party! What fucken made her think I want to share a weekend with her? Get real bitch I have better plans that's what I told you!!! January 5, 2012 0 122.60.129.30
Elsp England Unapreciated mug. An almost 50 year old woman today literally stormed out of the shop, slamming the door behind her. The woman? My boss, and shop owner. The offence? I asked her to pick something up for me. Something i have needed for two weeks and have been patiently waiting for her to get. Her apparent reason for being in a huff about it? She didn't want to make the 5 minute journey to get it. She just wanted to go home. Some people just shouldn't be allowed to own businesses. There needs to be some sort of exam you have to take to ensure you're not a complete moron first. January 5, 2012 0 46.64.32.33
Aaaarrghhh!!! The world Dogsbody How stupid are you? I know you've reached the highest levels in your chosen field and plainly this means you are far too intelligent and important to reply to emails by the likes of little old me, but all the same just not responding to several important emails or making decisions strikes me as a touch dim. As a result I took it upon myself to make some decisions on your behalf, plainly it was not enough that at every stage in the process I asked for your approval. I forgot that to someone as mighty as you, I simply don't exist. My mistake. I hope you realise that your stupidity doesn't just fuck me over, it fucks up loads of other people, but don't worry, I am sure someone else will sort it out and I am only too happy to shoulder the blame. It's only right as I earn one fifth of what you do and don't deserve a penny of that, while you, O mighty one, deserve every penny of your hundred grand.
By the way, you should know - no one likes you, no one thinks you should be in the position you have, you have no idea how manage people or anything else. People dread working with you. No one respects you. You're a bit of an idiot really and you don't have a clue.
No one else will tell you this, but as we're almost friends now, I think it's up to me to tell you that you smell a bit funny and you really, really need to lose weight, your bowl haircut does nothing for you and you dress like a tramp.
BTW, its really really rude to talk all through someone's retirement speech - I suppose you know that, but you just don't care. I wish I had more of your attitude - I guess it's hnot caring that got you where you are today. Ain't life great. January 5, 2012 0 92.6.1.225
Roberta California Bookkeeper My boss is a fucking asshole. I hate that stupid, narcisistic douche-bag. He asks me to do something that 1.) doesnt't make any sense because he is fucking retarded and 2.) is really a god -damn waste of my time. And after I produce this useless information, he dismisses me... like I mean absolutely nothing! Like my presence is a waste of his time. Like the stupid ass project I spent hours working on actually means nothing to him and he is now over it. GOD I HATE THAT STUPID RAT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES IN A REALLY HORRIBLE MANNER AND THEN ROTS IN HELL THAT PRETENTIOUS LOSER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! January 5, 2012 0 74.116.206.36
in your face richie rich Fuck you Richie Rich, and your mechanic wasp. January 5, 2012 0 82.30.100.223
Sarah Houston, Texas Slave This good for nothing spineless fat assed bitch has the nerve to come to me and ask me if my work is done. Yes bitch my work is done now grow some balls and go ask the cunt at the front whose work is never done! What a bunch of fucking cunt faced bitches. UGH! I hate them both! Why is someone sitting here getting paid to do nothing. I mean seriously aren't you supposed to earn your paycheck. Their solution?! Send the bitch to another department... WTF?! Fire her dumb ass already! January 5, 2012 0 206.19.211.96
Patty Cake Behind you Chief Spymaster I wonder how the previous owner feels about the way you've steadily allowed this company's client list dwindle into nothingness. You're so busy sucking up to the small fry that can only do you personal favors and can only trade services for what we do instead of bringing in actual capital, you neglect the bigger ones that could really bring in the money we need. In the time I've been here, I've personally watched good and genuinely profitable clients drift off while you do this.
You spent weeks (literally) trying to satisfy this ONE client, micromanaging a project and almost daily driving between here and his shop 60 miles away to practically kiss his ass because you thought he'd eventually bring in the business to make it worth the effort. NOW look: the guy isn't even WITH that company anymore and you're high and dry because the people in charge now won't give you the time of day.
You did the same thing 2 years ago, spending thousands of dollars on equipment and material to get this one client's one-off project done. Now the guy's gone and you're stuck with equipment you're STILL paying on, and so far, no one else has given you any work that it can be used for.
You can blame the crap economy for a near total lack of business today, but I'm blaming most of it on YOUR remarkably unsuccessful managing style. You keep going on and on about how you've been in this business a lot longer than I have, and how much more you know about it than I (or anyone else working here). You approach technical aspects of projects in a such an unnecessarily complicated way, if anyone tries to show you a SIMPLER, equally effective method to do the same job and get the same results, you completely lose your shit. On jobs that DO require special attention (like specific measurements), you guesstimate it, insist that's how it is,and when it turns out to be WRONG, WE get the shit-storm. I've asked you time and time again, please use a tape measure or ruler and WRITE THINGS DOWN IMMEDIATELY. Do not trust the details to your brain because your brain is about as sharp as a pencil with no lead in it.
If 2012 does anything for me, I hope it finds me a new job so I can tell you something I've been dying to say for years now: Fuck off. January 5, 2012 0 67.32.155.202
For fuck sake Aus Anything Are u fuckin serious just had two weeks holiday then decide to have a the rest of the week of divert ur phone to mine so I have ten billion people asking me if I want to go fishing and ringing to have a chat cos that's what u do all day is talk and drive round looking. At shit it was bad enough that u made me concrete screw roofs get inside ur fucking water tank and scrub the cunt but not for much longer u lazy porn mo twat face piece of shit when I go ur fucked because guess what? Every one is comin with me January 5, 2012 0 123.2.62.170
Fyck You Big time boss Fuck u big time boss. If you bosses had any idea of how hard we work to make your lazy ass look good to upper management, u would have more respect for those that toil for u. Your whole 'get to work and shut up' attitude gets your company nowhere. Good ideas and best practices come from your workers and with your reluctance to listen results in some significant missed opportunities. With that, I withhold my ideas as any boss that can't be reasonable can just fuck off!!!!! January 5, 2012 0 71.123.137.226
F4(k U Boss :
Boss is such a micromanaging bitch. She fucked her way to her position, and has no clue. 90 percent of us are looking to get out. Rest are so close to retirement so they are willing to take it up the ass. Risk department is silent and sales just runs right over her. Can't wait to finally tell her to fuck off when I quit.... January 5, 2012 0 71.123.137.226
New Girl Intelligence Place Paid More to Bitch Hi there to all of you managers that have no education in my field and no business being in charge of others. Just because you got the job by kissing the ass of your previous boss, who was moving and needed to fill the gap to leave wih a clear conscience doesn't mean the company owner will keep you on permanently. Just because you filled the other management roles with your little worshipping groupies doesn't mean the owners haven't caught on! If you were smart you would accept The New Girl and try to figure out what I am bringing to the table instead of trying to alienate me and thinking your mean girl games will break me hopIng I will just vanish because guess what... I am your replacement! Your stupid over inflated, under educated ego is in for a real wake up call... Hope you are ready...maybe go back to school...take some English grammar courses and really consider learning to spell and perhaps a computer class or two would help. Oh yeah and one more thing I'm making more than any of your stooges so it's fine that you treat me like crap because I am already smiling all the way to the bank and will be doing the happy dance once I reorganize MY office when you are moved out. January 4, 2012 0 76.26.61.95
Husband of The person you are Harassing Dear Mysogynistic Prick,
My wife visited a community advocate about your habit of harassing her and your habit of permitting others to bully her. Guess what - You're completely fucked. The advocate is willing to support my wife while she rapes you with a frozen hose. Good luck finding a job at Walmart after this shit storm passes.
I hope you choke in a pool of your own red wine vomit you fucking pile of steaming dog shit.
PS - Your wife looks like a $25 hooker.
Love -the frozen hose. January 4, 2012 0 174.5.177.37
Tired Of The Idiot I Must Work With Jenny, you come into my office and ask me how I will adjust the component.
I said, "Well, how much do I need to adjust?"
Jenny, "You saw how much on the drawing."
Me, "No, I didn't. All I saw was an arrow with a very vague description, 'It's too full here.'. How can I adjust if I do not get told by how much."
Jenny, "Well, he is looking for it to be adjusted."
Me, "Yes, but how much?
Jenny, "So I will just follow your lead."
Me, "My lead is based on the drawing YOU provided. Thus I am relying on YOU providing me with the needed adjust measurement."
Jenny, "Well, I will just follow your lead....." (exiting form my office)
I have to deal with this dummy 5 days a week...... January 4, 2012 0 210.75.1.98
BC PA POS My office is fucking retarded. I've been asking for training for over a year cause these assholes won't teach us anything and now we bring in this new girl for a higher level position and everybody in the office is supposed to sit down with her and give her one-on-one training. I didn't get that kind of shit. Motherfucker at least the last four hires had to struggle trying to learn shit on the fly and have been begging for training and now this bitch shows up and she's treated like royalty. Fuck these people. Let her ass struggle like the rest of us unless you're going to give the rest of us the same training. She comes in on tuesday and it's like "Ok everyone with to spend a ton of time teaching her everything since she's new." Bitch, I've been here a year and a half and she's gonna get more training than me. Fuck that. This guy is so fucking unorganized. We keep bringing in people left and right. Asshole, it's gonna be chaos in this fucking office until you stop playing solitaire and start managing this place. I don't care how many people you add, it's going to be the same bullshit every fucking day. I'm tired of this motherfuckin place. I'm about to go ape shit on these people. January 4, 2012 0 173.171.87.210
So not as stupid as u think! US Pion My boss is an arrogant ass hoke who only cares about himself and will screw u any opportuniity he has. He thinks i am so stupid that i dont know his plan to get rid of me to better himself but i know and plan on making his life fing miserable January 4, 2012 0 166.147.119.11
Slave HELL. Duh Serf Ahhahahahahahahaha fucking ha!!!!! So. Someone noticed you haven't done your job for at minimum the past 3 months. So allegedly I won't be inheriting your SHIT until everything is caught up (I'm not stupid. I realize this likely is not true, but, it's fun to think it is:).
You fucking rank whore bitch. I hope you get caught up just as I submit two weeks notice. January 4, 2012 0 174.252.180.52
Moneynotenough Stupidland Clearlystupid Go figure.
I've worked for this company for 3 years.
My annual pay and benefits is the same as a silly girl who just joined the company.
Great.
Now I hate myself for joining this company.
I hate the bloody wind outside that's hailing up a storm.
I HATE MYSELF.
I HATE HR. DO THEY REALLY THINK I WOULD NOT FIGURE IT OUT?
I HATE MY JOB.
I HATE CHASING AFTER PEOPLE.
I HATE DOING ANYTHING.
FORGET PASSION. FORGET EMPOWERMENT.
THERE IS NO EMPOWERMENT.
EVERYONE ALWAYS TELLS U BULLSHIT TO GET WHAT THEY WANT FROM YOU.
THEY NEVER MEAN WHAT THEY SAY. January 4, 2012 0 2.220.204.14
Big Time Boss STFU!! Go "do" YOUR WORK. Fuckin' stupid... big time boss my ass. Get the fuck outta here. Go suck a dick. January 4, 2012 0 206.19.211.96
Keep Talking Shit Keep it up, you trashy cows. I have a secret. I'm making more money than you. January 4, 2012 0 71.178.38.71
J Queens, NY BILLER This piece of shit thinks hes so fucking big at work. He always looks down on me and treats me like shit. He has no manner and respect then even had the nerve to give me a speech about respecting him. I do not respect people who do not show respect back towards me at all. This big shot is a fucking retard. I'm shocked how his business was running before I came in because it's a fucking mess. He has all these stupid fucking ideas that just wastes time at work then blames the worker for wasting their time and not doing work when it's his god damn fault. If I saw this piece of shit getting mugged in a street corner I'd happily watch him get robbed and record it. I'll even get a ski mask and help the mugger. January 4, 2012 0 184.75.16.129
Enraged Rage-town Fucking Enraging Fuck you, you fat piece of shit. You're a jumped-up bullying fat cunt. Everyone in the restaurant despises you, and you're a shit chef - you're just a microwave-jockey, a fuckin' ugly one at that. I hate seeing your miserable face every day, I dread going to work in what would otherwise be a decent job. I hope you die and burn in the fires of hell. If you collapsed I wouldn't call an ambulance, I would let you die. I would take a massive, greasy shit right on your ugly face. You sicken me, you're vile, putrid stench and horrific face make me gag. You think you're such hot shit, but you are a pathetic loser of the highest degree. I hope you get brutally murdered, you fucking bastard. Oh, and that ugly baby of yours? Ain't yours. Cunt. January 4, 2012 0 86.131.230.135
hahaha hahaha hahaha Big Time Boss, you're exactly what everyone on here complains about. Freedom of speech under anonymity bitch have fun being a lazy piece of a shit and micromanaging everyone because you think you actually matter in this fucking world. January 4, 2012 0 70.126.216.204
Big Time Boss needs to get laid You are the reason this website exists!!!!!! January 4, 2012 0 70.52.184.28
Big Time Boss all of you workers on here complaining when you should be doing your job! I would fire your ass if you were my employee! January 4, 2012 0 64.178.189.151
Anon Don't think I've forgotten about you, and what you said to me you fucking cunt. How dare you accuse me of not being ill. You're nothing but a jumped up cunt. I hope karma comes one day and bites you on the backside. January 4, 2012 0 86.186.39.132
Pissed off Texas Manager Fuck you! You are the devil incarnate. You said you used to help mental patients. Yu fat ugly old hag. I wonder how many other lies youve destroyed! You and your church choir practice and you gay fucking garden. Its all an act at work. You are a fucking bitch. I hope you rot in hell. I hope a gang of angry guests run you over with your car on the way out one day. I would rejoice. I would take my vacation to celebrate your demise. Fuck you bitch. Fucking with my schedule. Not including me in company functions and just overall being a horrible person. Do you realize how many of our staff wanna quit becasue of you. You know mwhy ppl like me? Cuz i treat them like human beings. Not fucking slaves. You wanna jump my ass becasue i get a set schedule and the other manager sees through your bull shit. Domt get mad at me. I do my job and do it well and you have never once given me anything constuctive. That is only a reason to start finding another job. I hope they call me and offer me that job. Ill take my ass someplace that deserves me. Rot in hell c.b. burn for the way youve made me feeel and the hell you are putting me though. January 4, 2012 0 76.250.65.236
Human Race Fucked one word - PARANOIA January 4, 2012 0 79.75.86.250
The return of Toilet Boy They say you're most creative during stressful situations. Baby, color me an artist, 'cause the shit has met the propeller! January 4, 2012 0 69.221.0.118
Liv Id pissed off over joyed You wrote a fucking complaint saying that you fear what I may do to you. You wrote that I created a hostile work environment. You wrote that you were concerned about my 'mental stability'...hmmmm! Your sorry lazy ass has only been here 5 fucking months. Bitch I have been here over 2 years and NEVER had an issue with another co-worker that wasn't easily resolved! I work 6, sometimes 7 days a week because of sorry ass motherfuckers like you. You've called in 20 times saying you couldn't come in for one reason or another (like, you HAVE to attend your high school son’s football game a hour away because you are too lazy to raise your child at home and had to ship his ugly ass off to a boarding school. Or somehow the STATE D.A. office, who you claim to work for, has you “working a case in Baton Rouge” a city not located in THIS STATE, Or you’re just toooo tired from stuffing your fat face to work the shift you were hired to work 2 days a week, a shift that requires the least amount of work) ...and guess who they called to cover your lazy fat ass....ME! I have had to re-arrange my schedule numerous times because of you. I held my tongue when the front desk manager told me that when I asked for a particular weekend off a month in advance to go out of town, you made the comment of "wow, she just came back from a weeklong vacation in California, I don't see how she can afford all these trips." Like you knew anything about me, you had just started working here. I held my tongue when I received a text message from the FDM while on that trip telling me to contact the GM. You called the GM to tell him that you couldn't work your scheduled shift after speaking to the front desk manager, asking her to call me to cover your shift when you knew damn well I was several hundred miles away from the area for the weekend. I held my tongue when you ran your mouth telling the other front desk clerk that you should have my position full-time because I obviously don't know my job!!!!! I kept my mouth shut when you tried to blame me for your fuck ups at work. I stayed quiet when you acted like you had some kind of authority over me...the one who has SENIORITY over your ugly bad built ass! I laughed at you when you talked about things like you actually knew what you were talking about and it was obvious that you didn't. So the day you decided that you could raise your voice at me like I was your child or something and you apparently thought that because of my laid back passive demeanor I would be easy to just push around or that I would back down like the other two clerks. Maybe you thought that like the three other employees you ran off from here, I would leave, but what you didn't realize I was that freight train every out of control motherfucker hits. I fucking told you I was the one that changed it when you asked. I fucking told you that you were coming at me wrong and you needed to change your tone when speaking to me. I told you this in a calm tone. Yet you insisted on continuing to speak to me in an elevated tone of voice above your normal annoying speaking tone, that registered as yelling, (which is what actually created the hostile work environment) When you decided to say that you would fuck me up and I walked towards you and warned you that you already had an ass whooping on lay-a-way with me, you quickly backed down. My mental stability is just fine! You stated in your complaint to management that it took you several hours to calm down and fall asleep after you left here; you weren't even a thought to me after you left the property. The FDM called me 2 days later while I was out of town enjoying myself in the Big Easy, to tell me that I needed to email her my side of the incident because you were filing a complaint for harassment/threaten, and to tell me that you were still running your mouth about me and the altercation. I was on your mind the entire time. You stated that you couldn't sleep...I didn't lose a wink. As I was sipping drinks on Bourbon, you were talking about me. As I was shopping at the mall, I was all you could think about. As I walked around town laughing and joking, you had your lips stuck out worried about me! You wrote that you didn't understand why I didn't like you, and when I speak to you it's very brief. My question is, why does it matter? Just do your FUCKING JOB! I know for me, I don't mix my job with my personal life. I don't care if another co-worker likes me or not. I go to work to work. That's why I have been employee of the month as many times as I have. (15 times since date of hire) You couldn’t hold a candle to me in an air-tight room! When management suspended both of us (me for 2 days and you for 5) you bitched and moaned and even sent me a text message threatening me saying that you were “coming for” me and you were “going to make sure” I lost my job. Management became so tired of your whining that they lifted your suspension after asking ME for MY opinion. To which I stated that I didn’t care what they did with you because I was still going to get paid regardless due to the fact that I was using 2 days of my personal leave time to cover the suspension. Word traveled that you told management that you had recorded me threatening you….funny, that’s impossible because I have never held a conversation with you and the day I popped off on your sorry ass was the longest conversation we have ever held! When you were requested to produce said recording, it miraculously disappeared within the underworld realm of your recording device to never be heard of again, lost in the dark abyss. (sigh) The look on your face was pleasurable when you were placed on condition probation for your unprofessional conduct. But what really gave me great pleasure was your reaction to finding out that I was now your supervisor…that is priceless. Let’s not forget, Dear, one fuck up and you’re out of here!!!!! January 4, 2012 0 192.251.125.40
sucky sucky five dollar I fucking hate my job. It's hell on earth. A ton on nepotism going on. Everyone expects me to just know how to do everything and when I ask questions, I get shit. The place is dead and there's NOTHING to do, except for watch tv, but then I get bitched out about that to. The music they play is the most repetitive and insulting shit you will ever hear. The owner's family who's employed gets full permission to play on their phones, when they hold mine hostage by force. They don't carry out their responsibilities, but again, get full permission to dick around like little faggots all day. I nearly quit today, but I need the money, so I guess I jus have to bend over and continue getting raped in the ass until I find a better job. January 4, 2012 0 99.47.246.24
Dustin Down A place called fuck yo momma bustin my ass for fuck all Worked for this company (what?) Offered sooo much comission(what?) Worked my ass off filling up a database with potential recruits(what?) Comission structure didn't exist (what?) Promised it would be in place soon (what?) Finally put it in place (yeah!)
A week after firing me(WHAT?) Why u ask? Because I don't kiss ass, I don't like being lied to and fed a line, because I prefer integrity over selling out, because I am real, come from the streets not silver spoonville and because my car broke down one day. 1 fucking day. Worked overtime unpaid everyday for Fuck all, my face didn't fit In their picture, but they used a poor excuse to fire me, 3 months into a 6 month probabtion. I was the best they had, but its an easy place to work, bunch of brown nosers and a bitch called Kj who will step on everyone to get on top. Must be used to being downtrodden in her culture so takes it out on others sad, ill move on, cut brakes, set fires, leave gas on, they will pay. January 4, 2012 0 92.40.254.92
Lazy Slave Fuckville No Name I work at this fucked up non-profit that exists for no aparent reason. Most of the money goes towards paying an overpaid staff of slaved that bow down to the rich executives. I have to watch their stupid fundraising commercials everyday on TV and I just want to barff. Anyways, I was supposed to be covering a maternity leave and the fuck'n idiots kept me - when the mat leave ended I wanted to go on EI not work for you - you fuck'n retards. If someone doesn't talk to your stupid slave staff and misses every second day that is not supposed to make them a star employee - FUCK ME - they kept me in their hell hole instead!! What kind of a life lesson is that - so I fuck'n stayed coz I need the dam money and I can't get EI. I can't fuck'n get another job and even if I do it's the same shit not matter what field you work in. I am being trained to do something I don't have any background in and to tell you the truth the way they are I just am not motivated to learn the shit. I would if I wanted to bitch girl who is training me but I don't want to - it doesn't make you smarter it makes you a croshity bitch and I don't want to be trained by you because you are beyond fucked up. So I was supposed to go back to work yesterday but I didn't even have the motivation to go and put up with the training by the other person who is fucked up - I am so fuckn't tired of listening to your stupid ass - just shut the fuck up - I don't give a flying fuck and wish you would stop complaining about how you are so special and just fuck off already - look at my face - I don't give a flying fuck!! I just want out - I feel like Kirt Kobain and the end of my wits....what's the fuck'n point!! There is not fuck'n point and don't ask me what to do because I don't give a fuck!!!!!!!! 
- Just fuck OFF and leave me alone - I am just buying time....what the fuck have I become man....I used to have hope....but this is bull shit January 4, 2012 0 68.146.107.204
Monkeyman Monkeyville Monkeying Hello boss, monkey here. I'm totally calm. Totally fucking zen, baby. I'm a stone, unmoving as the stream flows around me. The stream of your bullshit.
So please feel free to continue playing favourites, and shitting on us from a great height. Continue spreading perks to your friends and running a little office social circle of favourites who get all the good stuff, and continue abusing the fuck out of the people you don't understand.
But please remember, we may not run the company, but we make the company run. One day, we'll lose our fucking temper, and you'll discover that some monkeys carry rabies, bitch. January 4, 2012 0 188.222.177.65
maggie columbus ohio crap Well once again, I have done a better job than my supervisor. I am so ahead of the game. It's embarrassing. I worry for the company because we have people who are not capable of running the company. I just dont care. I am here at this job till the end. I love it!! All of this is like a game to me. And I am a dedicated player. I am unrelenting. Finally they are starting to realize the player that I am. Just doing my job. January 4, 2012 0 69.47.167.17
Fed up with customer service! Canada Verbal punching bag I work for a union..unions don't work in the 21st century....seniority is whats ruining the workplace...it should be based on performance..period!
Unions = lazy people able to slack off and do nothing all day because they have more seniority, and they think their special because of it...the world is truly a messed up place now...
Performance = work your ass off to get ahead, but it's pointless when theirs a union..seniority rules...what dumb ass made this up? Way to de-modivate a very bright talented employee that's already doing the job of ten people that have more seniority..when the stats go down and you look to me to rescue the call center, remember that i'm just a number to you............. January 4, 2012 0 70.52.184.28
char europe teacher God, I hate having to leave my home to go teach...
Don't get me wrong, I love to teach (math), but seriously, I want to own my own company and work from home...
I want to only work a few hours a day and then do whatever leisurely activity I feel like doing on any particular day...
Life ought to be like that...
It ought not to be a tiresome/stressful/boring struggle...
And then when you're all used up and burned out at the END of your working day you get to go home and NOT have enough energy to persue the things you REALLY want to spend your time on!...
How cool is that?! January 4, 2012 0 87.48.168.154
Fred Stonewilton jeff candino is the worst person to work for. jeff candino will sit in his office all day long until its time to eat breakfast n lunch with Kim Murphy. who happens to much about a fraction uglier than Alyson lynde candino. have fun at home Alyson raising two fugly kids with a cheating husband disease infested prick. January 4, 2012 0 108.54.200.228
gay managers don't like me I just found out today that I got turned down from a job because the company owners were gay and I am a conservative. Isn't that lovely. January 3, 2012 0 69.112.76.142
Kevin Wellesley, MA Porter @ Stop&Shop Natick, MA I hate my fucking job...I will never think of jobs as a potential career, just something to get by with... I work at a grocery store in Natick, MA doing porter as my specific job there..I have to clean up someone else's shit on the bathroom floor, I have to clean up spills that stupid customers left, I have to compact boxes and do the trash of the whole store and compact that as well....It fucking sucks!! I would rather have a job in diaper manufacturing or get paid for doing online surveys or win a sweepstakes or something, maybe even hustle... The point is: I hate my fucked up job and I hate the fact they make me do it..I don't give a fuck if I am the best porter in the store...I can't move fast enough naturally because of my hypotonia and there is just so much bullshit to do...I don't have time to answer to dumb customers as well... January 3, 2012 0 173.14.155.161
1st Alien Riduculax 3 Terminator Humans, enjoy your final moments, your time is coming soon.Remember Sadom and that other place. Guess what? January 3, 2012 0 184.4.123.94
Fuck Ravin! Michigan Agrusa - Produce i fucking hate my job so damn much, this guy keeps all his fuckin onion shavings on the floor, and laughs when he sees me suffering cleaning that shit up so i called him a moron and then he flipped out and sent me home, i should have went to his face spit in his face and see what happens then. hes a little bitch and wont do shit except send people home, fuck you faggggett! January 3, 2012 0 98.243.114.173
Me Edmonton Cook "Now hiring cooks with a competitive starting wage. Must have at least one year experience." Do you know the definition of competitive? I have more than double the experience required and you're only going to pay me $10.25 an hour? That may have been considered competitive 20 years ago, but not now. I wouldn't even be able to afford a one bedroom apartment in the crappiest part of the city with that wage. Don't expect me to stay for too long, as soon as I find something better I'm leaving. January 3, 2012 0 173.181.94.73
lord of the apes the Zoo Zoo keeper OMG, are you the only person ever in the world to be sick ? Oh yes that is right you are. Are you the only person to be a parent ? oh yes that is right you are and you should be given a medal because you are just so wonderful and are 100 % committed to your work. Oh no hang on a minute, everyone gets sick, there are millions of parents in the world who can still manage to commit to their job and turn up to work on the day that they are supposed to. Grow a set of balls. or get out January 3, 2012 0 92.26.163.54
Lackey Minion Florida Wow. Really? I tell you I'm not joining in on the crapfest lunch y'all are picking up from the local trough, and you congratulate me on bringing my salad and faux-applaud me. Lord, if I could only be here in a few years to see you waddle in at 200 lbs with high blood pressure and diabetes. No, I DON'T want to be here in five years. You are THE rudest person I've ever worked with. No one else in here would have said anything to me about my choice of lunch. And I'd never consider saying anything to you about your choice of lunch, no matter my opinion. But you don't seem to have been born with - or developed - a control valve on that mouth of yours.
But there you go. And you'll be raising that spoiled bitch daughter of yours to be just as rude as you are. I'd rather weigh 300 lbs than have the personality you've got. Congratulations. I can lose weight, you'll NEVER be able to fix your fucked up personality as long as you live.
Cunt. January 3, 2012 0 68.59.156.235
Toilet Boy Look, I didn't plan my Mom's house flooding or the two family deaths, all within the past three weeks, neither did I plan my mom going into the Critical Care Unit last night because of her heart. So when I show up for work today (can you believe that I showed up for work today?) and I tell you the problems that have me stressed to the brealing point, telling me "that's life" really doesn't help. Here's some advice for you, Neil. Go fuck yourself. January 3, 2012 0 69.221.3.92
. . . Fuck. Fuck. Fuck you. And fuck this job. Give up the client that is located literally minutes away from your house so that I am forced to drive fucking 35 miles in the fucking snow to meet with. WTfuckingF.!!!!????! This decision was made to make me fucking quit? Well you have succeeded. I continue to apply for positions and the fucking second I have something else I am out. Oh and whereas I was thinking about keeping my mouth shut at the exit interview and just being thankful for leaving. Hmm. Might just narc you the fuck off. Hope your ex carries thru with his threats you fucking WHORE January 3, 2012 0 174.252.177.202
Guess Guess Guess Fuck I hate you. Fucking red headed cunt. January 3, 2012 0 121.219.138.203
underpaid 24 hr support service IT Boss, you're a cunt. In the true meaning of the word.
You lie to me, do shit behind my back, get other people to shit behind my back, and then lie some more to me.
9 years i have given you, and i get fuck all in return.
i wire up your house, i provide the latest technology, and solutions for work and still i get bad attitude, slagging off, and fuck all respect.
Youre time will come. One day you will push and i will explode.
I will shut your company down for good. i will ruin you, like you ruined me you fat bald bad tempered old fuck up. i have secrets galore on you, when you do push me too far, people will receive little envelopes with all them little secrets in to share.....
fuck yooouuuuuuuu !!!!!! January 3, 2012 0 62.7.86.100
sure thing the south worker You miserable ghetto bitch. So all the lies and gossip that you let spew from your funky lips have came back to bit you square in your ass! As a thirty year old woman with kids your Junior High School mentality is ridiculous! When you approached me about another female co-worker saying untruths about me supposedly to you and other individuals in another deparment you said you could "hold up" when I said that I would be confronting this other co-worker. Yet that confrontation never took place due to management revising the schedule, so you felt that you were "safe" from having to own up to your words. You even went into the neighboring business owned by the same people spreading gossip there. You, like a 12 year old girl with no friends, went back and forth telling the other female lies, like I supposedly said things about her that I never said because I NEVER TALK TO YOU about anything in my department and telling me that she said things about me. When your shit talking caused serious tension in my department between three of us that work in my in it, you felt that you would never be found out. What you failed to realize is that I am an adult who knows the meaning of professionalism. I don't cross my personal life with my job and vice versa. So when I asked the manager if he would call a meeting because the tension your funky ass caused was beginning to interfere with my family life (others calling in 10 minutes after the start of their shift to say they aren't coming, not being able to get off work in enough time to get my child to school causing my spouse to be late to their job, etc) Your name was the common denominator in every topic. When you were told that my department had an emergency meeting, you realized your gig was up. Miss. Big-Bad-I-Can-Hold-Up-For-Mines! So when we came to you individually, you denied everything you said! When the supervisor called for a meeting and you were the only person NOT from our department attending you knew your were caught up! Yet, you still sat there and denied every tell us anything. Sad thing is, none of us really speak to you unless it's to tell you the number of people in house and to hand you an extra key so that your fat ass can act like you're actually working. Now you walk around with your lip poked out because NO ONE speaks to you at all! Funny how now there isn't any gossip or tension..... January 3, 2012 0 192.251.125.40
suck my dick I am the token white kid at my new job, hired simply so my employer doesn't look racist. That being said, no one speaks english, I've been left to pretty much wing everything and figure shit out on my own. Thanks to the language barrier, I don't have a clue what's going on, and naturally mistakes happen. And when these mistakes happen, my co-workers basically gang up on me, call me stupid, and talk shit in their foreign tongue, the whole time. On top of that, the owner has no idea how the FUCK to run a business, let alone spell (the menu is the most awkward clusterfuck and causes most customers to leave). Plus, they are jipping my hours (3 a day) and when I questioned it, they just called me "slow" again and told me to just copy down my hours as I was told and don't ask questions. I'm going to sound racist, but being bossed around and talked down to by illegal immigrants pisses me off. They shared an interesting tidbit about how when they DO hire white people, they always leave after 6 months............hmmmm.......... wonder why? January 3, 2012 0 99.47.246.24
A B C My boss is the most fucking shady ass motherfucking asshole I have ever met in my entire life.
I am a waitress (started a month ago) at his restaurant and he literally treats me like SHIT! He expects us, the newly employed waitresses, to know everything when he doesn't even teach us what we need to do!!! For example, I would ask him a simple question about something and he would just look at me like i'm some sort of a stupid fuck and say "you don't even know that? the fuck is wrong with you? you fucking dumb or something?!" and just walk away. You motherfucker fat ass fuck, why don't you tell me what i need to do instead of just walking away! And he yells and curses at me for the smallest things! This one time, I was 1min late at turning on the tv's we have in the restaurant (we didn't even have any customers at that time) and he started to yell at me for it! he was like "are you fucking retarded or what! You are so fucking stupid..fuck!". And every time he is in bad mood, he takes it out on me! He would curse at me for literally EVERYTHING. And he would always yell at me and blame me for the things HE messed up (for ex. with the orders). Ok, you stupid fuck-head. Maybe it's because I'm the youngest waitress there to take your stress out on (im 22). But that doesn't mean you can actually do that!!!! you are so fucked up in your head it makes me so angry!!!!!!! you need to learn how to respect your workers you fucking asshole!!! you fuck face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since I started working at his restaurant, I just want to cry afterwards because of the way he treats me. I seriously haven't done anything wrong to make him treat me like that! I do not deserve this fucked up behavior!! Other coworkers just put up with his shit and have learned to work with his retarded rude personality, but I seriously hate him to the extreme. I have never met such retarded fucked up shit bag in my life. And it is just too sad that my coworkers are too scared to be on my side when he yells at me for literally nothing.
Oh, and the most shadiest part of this asshole douche shitbag is that he doesn't want you to know how much percentage of tip you are supposed to get and how much you are supposed to get paid (for ex. by hour). My newly employed coworker was brave enough to ask him how much she is supposed to get paid and his answer to that was "you don't need to know." THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?! I had to find out how much I am getting paid from one of my coworkers who has been working there for a long time! I guess he doesn't tell you that because apparently if he thinks you did not do a good job (by his fucked up standard) you don't deserve all those money you are supposed to get paid. Yea, this shit's fucked up, I know.
And even when you are doing a good job, he makes sure that he finds something (even the smallest things) to bitch, yell, and curse at you and wants to make you feel like shit and that you are the most "fucked up retard" in this world. Oh yea, and he makes sure he yells at your face in front of other coworkers and the customers. Isn't he just so fucked up?
The only time he is ever nice to you is when he's drunk. Because of his 2 faced fake ass personality, his customers love him. And because they love him, they always buy him a drink at around the closing time. When he's drunk it's like he forgets that he was cursing at your face an hour ago. He would act like he is such an awesome boss and that he has always been nice to you. But when he sobers up, it's back to evil shit faced fat-ass boss.
I hate him so much. I have never hated someone this much before. I cannot believe I am working for this fucked up asshole. And I cannot wait to find a different job that can actually respect me as a human being so i peace out and get the fuck out of that hellhole. fuck you and your fucked up brain! I hate you so much and I can't wait to quit!!!! I feel so sorry for your family cus they have to put up with that kind of shit all the fucking time! fuck you!!! fuck fuck fuck fuckkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 3, 2012 0 70.181.137.27
Bruce Chicago Kitchen Fuck you Steven. You lazy fucking retard who expects tons from others, but doesn't do shit yourself. I hope you get runed over on your way to work. Go back to working your 2 days a week. no one wants to fucking see you. Choke on many dicks and go to hell. Your fucking ignorant January 3, 2012 0 76.29.64.178
jack colon indonesia office drone i fucking hate you all, you cunt-ass, whore, bastard co-workers!!!!! i hate the fact that some of you bring your kids to work as if putting up a show that you're a good parent, but the fact is that you're just a fucking backstabbing monkey-ass whore!!!
and you!!! the "Uber" busy long-haired ding-dong FAGGOT!!! i just wanna get a gun and bash your unsophisticated, less educated brain in then shoot your lifeless body THEN chop you up to tiny little pieces and feed you to the dogs!! putting the dogs at risk of food poisoning from your carcass you fucking asshole!!!
and you!! The Big Boss, the Chairman, you're just a pathetic little cunt who got bullied one too many times from grade school days to college days, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!! FUCK YOUR COMPANY!! and FUCK your fucking creepy looking fucking children and FUCK your wife and family too!!! i'm so goddamn tired of all your bullshit, and i'll just see you on YOUR way down, you fucking cum dumpster whore-ass faggot dick!!
Fuck you, fuck all of you, i hope a goddamn asteroid hit you and kill you all dick suckers!!!! ANJING LO SEMUA!!! January 3, 2012 0 223.255.226.206
Undervalued Underpaid Fed up To the new assfuck that they chose to run our branch, FUCK YOU. I'm tired of everyone telling me that it's that military mindset you have. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.THIS ISN'T THE MILITARY IT'S THE WORKPLACE. You got so fucking butt hurt when you went into my office twice in a two month span and I was outside grabbing a smoke because god forbid I have a minute worth of pleasure during the 10 straight hours I'm there. So you decide to fuck up the smoking policy at work, making everyone think I'm to blame for it. YOU'RE TO BLAME. You're a fucking wanna be dictator. You got all bent out of shape when I went one hour over the 45 I'm guaranteed every week and got all bent out of fucking shape. NEWS FLASH it was a holiday week you ass fuck I'm working for all straight time! You'd never know what it's like to actually work for a living. Not to mention god forbid you have to fork over that extra 11 dollars for the extra hour I worked. I MANAGE THE FUCKING WAREHOUSE FOR A WAGE THAT MOST WOULDNT EVEN GET OUT OF BED FOR! FUCK YOU, almost makes me wish the world would end in 2012 like the mayans say, because my only agenda on that last day would be to find you .You're an idiot, I work my ass off and all you do is bitch and complain and talk to me like I'm a fucking kid. I can't wait to say what I want to say when I get a new job. But for now I'll leave it with, FUCK you, you're a born asshole and I feel really sorry for your kids. I hope you get addicted to meth you fucking prick. January 2, 2012 0 76.30.165.51
little bo beep usa foolish human the system is mired in corruption. zeitgeist addendum. boycott the big banks January 2, 2012 0 64.252.177.93
Major Depression S.Hell Poppa Serf Agree with the poster below re: PIPs, Performance Evaluations, Performance Reviews and the like. Basically all the purpose of said is to document against you and deny your unemployment claim later. Happens to the innocents who have their first positions with a conglomerate machine that would rather spend three times the $ to falsify allegations and terminate someone who is a threat and/or topped out on the pay scale, then retrain another victim.
For your own safety, document EVERYTHING from the first day of employment. Dates, times, quotes. Get a calendar. If you are thinking, "is this important enough to write down?" Yep. Do it. Document EVERYTHING.
When you are sitting with the bastard former employer who contested your claim, and the judge who is in their pocket - you will lose without that information. January 2, 2012 0 174.252.156.240
eric caverna do dragao o que carrega escudo nao aguento mais ter que perder oportunidade de voltar pra casa por causa da uni January 2, 2012 0 189.120.150.120
Sarah Normal land Insurance Listen up ladies of my cubicle hell. You are all childish pansy asses who complain about trivial issues. I see you watching my every move, waiting to pounce on me like I'm an injured animal about to be devoured. Do you people really act like this in the real world? How in the hell did you all end up together with me? You call me rude and say I think I'm better than everyone when in fact I just don't befriend humans that are out for blood. January 2, 2012 0 50.50.202.13
Johnny Duke Cubicle Hell - 3rd Sector Sales This post is a warning to any and all who are employed:
Every company you will ever work for, will lie to you. Have you ever heard managers say to the team, "We want you to trust us!"
Who says that? Usually people who can't be trusted themselves - just think back to the movie poster for the Jim Carey movie "Liar Liar".
Most importantly is this:
Companies use Performance Improvement Plans (PIPs) as a ruse to force you out of your job, so that it's on paper that you aren't performing and they have the grounds to fire you, without paying you any sort of severance or unemployment insurance.
They will lie to you up until the day they fire you, and the lengths that they go to set you up to fail will surprise you so much, you will think that your boss is a minion of Satan.
I wish that there was something that everyone could do to stop the immoral, and extremely unethical practices that exist in this bad economy. All I'm trying to do is just go to work, get paid and mind my own business.
The little PIP trick may work now, especially for people who haven't been down that road (thus no reason to google "performance improvement plan," plenty of bad, bad press). But overall, I wish that the workforce could retaliate and assume their rights - if you are forced out of a job unwillingly, you should be paid unemployment or be given some sort of chance at another job. That's the problem with PIPs - they are a written document "proving" that you aren't doing your job. This is HORRIBLE for when a person is trying to get another job. It seems like the companies are so bloodless and evil, they don't even want you to work again.
If you get put on a PIP, you should tell everyone about it, and turn everyone against your boss. If someone wants to bring you down, you should bring them down too. You will lose your job anyway on a PIP, there's no going back. So if that day comes where they want to do it to you, just use every bit of energy you have to make work the most horrible, and unpleasant thing imaginable for them.
I've got nothing but hate in my heart for the scum that's at the top. There's so much negative emotion I feel towards the corporate clones that make a career out of lying and exploiting young employees. Hopefully employees will start making examples out of their employers, so that maybe there will one day be a set-in-stone legal way that can keep good employees from being forced out by bullying bosses.
Until then, just know that nobody is honest, and they will keep lying until the day they fire you. January 2, 2012 0 50.88.26.108
She Ra Power of Greyskull Laboratory Plebocyte Sarah you fucking moody intolerant fucking bitch from hell. I hope you go to hell. Ohhhh noooo you got fat and then your even fatter fiance decided he thought he'd cheat on you and dump you while you were enganged. So now you fucking bitch you decide to take it out on people at work. But sucky sucky to your boss though. You are so amazing in his eyes, youre such a hard worker and wow! an amazing team player with your witchy buddies superamazing back-stabbing Bec and ugly dyke haircut Kimberley . I don't know if that cunt is worse as being a fucking cunt than you or not though? I think you suit each other so much, him with his bald head, squinty little four eyed fuck ugly face and utter asshole ungrateful attitude to his hard working staff, fucking bitches and assholes go fuck yourselves January 2, 2012 0 86.186.92.247
JB UK Consultant Keep pushing me and making me a slave for you because your a lazy cow and i will quit you fat bitch, its that simple - then your fucked. January 2, 2012 0 2.102.136.202
hmfj NY Taking BS
What a bunch of f *kn PITA's! Bitch and moan, whine all of the f*kn time! Shut the EFF up already! get a life and stop coming into my office every 5 minutes to complain. Use you brain, I'm not you mommy, I'm not there to hold your effin' hand! FY January 2, 2012 0 69.141.129.171
Shit shoveller Planet bull shit shit magnet Hallelulah Will the skin flaker has finally shed his final fucking layer of snake skin on the office carpet. He has been consigned to the office downstairs. Oh fuck me there I am thinking all my dreams have come at once, the bastard has taken the printer, all the policies and protocols we use and the espresso machine...the fucker doesnt drink it because he is too fucking tight to contribute to the fund he buys his starbuck on the way to work. The dick head says that he needs the machine because he has meetings with the governance department and they like a coffee. Real reason he is desperate to get another job and because they are a bunch of lazy arses he wants in with them. They are not stupid and will not employ the workplace skin shedder. Well I hope he burns his fucking mouth on his coffee, the espresso machine blows up in his fucking ugly face and gives him a well earned dermabrasion. Did I also mention that he took all the fucking chairs as well. So we went to the office turned up the radiator and took the knob off, shut the window and hid the key. There is also a strategically placed piece of garlic meat down the back of the radiatiors that has been sliced, diced and mashed into the grooves. The clock on the wall has been put back ten minutes, and there is a hole in the bottom of his waste bin so when he can be bothered to throw away his starbucks cups there is the potential for leakage. I know I am a bitch but he is so fucking oblivious and unself aware it is the only way. m January 2, 2012 0 92.233.83.175
What You Say? Even when I'm not there I can feel these mutha fuckers talk shit bout me! For being a hard worker? For being kind? For respecting others? For minding my own business? No I'm dealing with some pathetic jealous low life scum bags who are fake two face ass wipes. pertor! FUCK YOU! SOME FRIEND YOU ARE. I HAVE NIGHTMARES OF YOU!! IF YOU WERE PINNED UNDER A CAR I WON'T LIFT A FINGER TO HELP YOU THAT'S HOW MUCH I DISLIKE YOU! Cos you have a gossip mouth bigger than that fucked up bitch at work! January 2, 2012 0 49.224.198.162
Urkel Grue Jersey Cat Herder Fat lazy co-worker ( paid by YOUR tax $).
Unproductive the 7 years he's "worked" here.
Disabled?, two winters in a row, able to show
up in the summer, best time to hide. Finally
gets fired, union & our director bring him back.
He doesn't want to be there, no one wants him
there, but we drag him around like a corpse so
we can accommodate him. Add to that our latest
find, a new guy whose obviously narcoleptic & has
managed to lock his work keys in his work truck
on work time...at HOME! Did I mention YOUR tax $ 's
yet? Why is this happening I ask? No answer, how
come? Well our director was able to wash his
hands of the situation by being promoted!!! Yeah
New Jersey!!! I work 1 full, 2 part-times, I'm a good
guy I guess but I can't afford this anymore & I can't seem
to keep my mouth shut, Livin for the day I'm oughtta
here! Good luck to those who try to do the right thing. January 2, 2012 0 166.147.119.207
here we go again Yes. Ms Manager- your girls are going back to school, the part-timer is going back to school, someone else was fired, So who does that leave???? Don't think that you can throw $20.00 bills around and that will inspire us to work 24/7, oops, I mean me as I am the only one left. January 2, 2012 0 76.190.186.139
Twila Perkins fyl ville Checking Fat Ghetto B**** Sharon, Sharon, Sharon, u ugly thirsty ass desperate two faced washed up Jackie Christy wanna be simple fkn Bitch!!! FYI that entire department thinks ur a fkn joke. U're a liar/bully/drama queen. That was until u m.et me! I don't take shit from anyone so I don't care how crazy u "think" u r...bitch im 4x ur "crazy". I will whoop that sloppy ass all up and down this building! Ive cussed you out once and I will just punch u in ur loud mouth next time. Jealous fake sloppy bad bodied bitch!!! January 2, 2012 0 68.28.51.113
Not Your Bitch!h I'm glad I escaped from the evil clutches of that hell hole! It's been a few days now since I left and I'm glad I did. I only have a few words to say JILLIAN YOU FUCKEN PIECE OF SHIT!! FUCK YOU BITCH I HATE YOU. IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CAN FUCKEN TALK SHIT MOAN AND COMPLAIN BOUT ME WHEN I SHOULD HAVE WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BOSS THAT YOU ARE A FUCKEN CRY BABY WHO CAN'T WORK UNDER PESSURE YOU ONLY SIT ON YOUR ASS BUT YOUR NOT THE ONE SWEATING IT'S ME BITCH!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR CRAZYNESS YOU AIN'T YOUNG LIKE ME BITCH YOUR A OLD BAT. I LAUGH WHEN I SEE YOU TRY SO HARD FOR THAT YOUNG ASSISTANT! DAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOUR SO FUCKEN DESPERATE IT'S FUCKEN PATHETIC. DO YOU REMEMBER YOU WERE ALL DEPRESSED AT WORK YOU SAID SOMETHING LIKE YOU WANTED TO END IT LIKE YOU WERE BEING SUICIDAL ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE SITTING ON YOUR ASS BITCH DO THAT PLACE A FAVOR AND FUCK OFF UNDER A BRIDGE BITCH!!!! January 2, 2012 0 122.60.129.30
Charter99 Windsor Analyst I hate my boss with a passion. She calls you into her office and she gives you a pathetic look and says "I can't believe you don't understand this stuff!, it is so easy, not rocket science!". She will say things like "Get the FUCKING thing done!, enough with this bullshit! You feel so belittled. She is a Director so she is high up in the company. Her office is about 10 feet from my desk and my other co-workers but instead of opening her door and walking 10 feet to ask us a question, she calls us on Speaker Phone and the first thing that comes out of her mouth is a very long drawn out "Uhhhhh" followed by a long pause and then she will ask the question with about 30 Ummms in the question. It is so annoying. She will do this over 20 times a day. She will also call certain co-workers into her office just so she can gossip about the other staff members. One of our co-workers had a personal crisis in his life recently and she told another co-worker "he was sitting in my office crying and I was thinking be a man!" She then went on to reveal the personal reason for his crying. She does this all of the time (talks to one worker about other workers). I manage the cell phone logs and I have text exchanges between her and a consultant that we contract out jobs to and I don't know if it is still going on but she has had an affair with him and the texts mention how great their s*x was together and contains their fantasies. He is from out of town and those log files are a couple of years old and I don't know if it is still happening but I do know that she comes in every morning talking to him on her cell as she walks in the door. She drops her bag off in her office, walks to the bathroom, does her business, flushes the toilet, comes out and goes back to her office, all while still talking to him!! ( you can ever hear her talking in the bathroom as the toilet flushes). I seriously think that one time, I am going to go into her office, close the door and put the transcripts on her desk, tell her to quit or I will inform her family! (Husband and 2 older children). She looks and sounds very much like Mrs Hathoway from the Beverly Hillbillies. I would go over her head but I am not so sure that they would do anything about it. Anyhow, I can't take her anymore!!! January 1, 2012 0 64.229.66.159
the help deep south servin fuck heads the head bitch in charge is so controllin..bitch dont know if shes comin or goin...cant remember shit and wants shit her way..she makin us all pull our hair out.....retire already u senile old biatch!!!
2nd bitch in charge is so fuckin air headed and submissive to the head bitch in charge that she hides everytime someone wants to confront her and makes all of us do her dirty work...grow some damn balls and actually do whaat u say
3rd bitch in charge is there by default...thats cause she is related to the other two bitches....fat lazy backstabbin hepher...really wanted to call her the c word for vajaja but didnt want my shit deleted.... January 1, 2012 0 72.53.194.237
Anon England Sales assistant Manager keeps making me get his fucking lunch the fat bastard. I left him a pubic hair suprise in his burger though the greasy fucking pig. Happy new year etc etc. January 1, 2012 0 77.97.91.11
I Will Survive Singin the song believin it for the moment. Wtfomfg there has fucking GOT to be something better than this living hell I must endure daily for this crappy paycheck. Happy New Year peeps. GL!!! January 1, 2012 0 174.252.184.91
Lady Macbeth PA If you are supposed to teach math then do so! Stop babbling incessantly about ducks and shakespeare! December 31, 2011 0 65.73.130.252
your new boos hell giver of [pain Seriously, do you really think that I enjoy telling you to do stuff?!!!! THAT IS MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!The enjoyment is just a perk!!! Fucking Retard If I don't tell you what to do then you wander all around the store talking to people and not doing what you are paid for. Christ even the legit retard does his job most of the time WITHOUT being told. You are a fucking loser and don't even realize that people are laughing at you and not with you. Get a different job for all of us ok I am tired of telling you that you are an idiot and you looking at me like"who me". I need someone with a brain to torture not you . December 31, 2011 0 173.188.125.200
Noone Nowhere Nothing Fuck I hate my job. A new one didn't work out. Another potential is so far beneath my qualifications I don't even want to consider what a complete lack of challenge it would be. Sigh. Back to no hope. Guess I can try for a transfer in a few months. Omfg my education is wasted. December 31, 2011 0 174.254.144.148
Dexter Land of Broken Dreams Survivor Back in November, you canned your attorney because he dared to send you a letter requesting more funds to add to his initial retainer, to the tune of $3200. You hit the roof and fired him, even before that first hearing, believing he'd ripped you off and frittered away the $4500 you'd already sent him. Despite the fact that the petition had clearly been filed, all required notifications had been sent to all affected parties and all preliminary requirements, such as background checks, credit reports and fingerprint cards, and the scheduling of the competency examination, had been submitted by the guy. Then you began scrambling to find another attorney in time for that first hearing appearance less than a month later, but because they all wanted as much as or more than you'd already paid the first guy, you found it impossible to manage. Instead, you decided you'd go ahead and attempt to represent yourself in that first court appearance, despite the fact that everybody you spoke to was telling you this would not be allowed.
You continued wasting precious time and resources, scouring the internet for more "evidence", then printing it out, going through dozens of ink cartridges, reams of paper, all in hopes that you'd be able to pile all that on the table in court and get someone to pay attention to it.You then booked a hotel room and prepared to drive to Orlando for that first hearing. All while attempting, to no avail, to secure the services of another attorney. You actually made two round trips, at approximately 1200 miles total EACH, within a month, losing your nerve on that first one and not even showing up in court.
In the end, all that time, effort and money had been wasted, because (as you'd been warned) you were not allowed to present a single thing. No one paid a bit of attention to what you had in those bins. You were all but mute and muted during the entire proceedings.
Something occurred to me: Do the math, and add up all the expenses for ink, paper, gas for both round trips, hotel accommodations, meals, hiring a private driver to haul you and your big bins full of pointless "evidence" to and from the Orange County courthouse (instead of the more practical option of driving your own car the couple of miles from your hotel to downtown Orlando and merely paying for parking). I'll bet you come up with a total at least equal to orl greater than what your attorney wanted as additional retainer. If you spent less than that amount, I'd been amazed.
Now, you've gone "back to the drawing board", as it were, to attempt to get something you tried and failed to get months ago, before you even started all this guardianship nonsense: A restraining order to force SJ to stop trashing your business all over the internet.
For one thing, there isn't a rational human being on the planet who would possibly believe that one person, using nothing but online methods, can ruin your business. Unfortunately, you're not a rational human being at this point, and I'm almost ready to totally stop offering even friendly advice. You haven't listened to a single word anyone has said to you, about how futile and ridiculous this all is.
December 31, 2011 0 71.12.182.121
haha haha haha BMW,
if it were easy to walk right up to the job you hate and say I quit and find another job on the drop of a dime we would've all done it already. incase your ignorant ass hasn't noticed - the economy is shit. and many jobs aren't even taking fulltime people in order to rob them of fulltime position benefits. this leaves most of us "fuckers" with no choice but these shitty jobs in order to have some kind of job in the first place.
please realize that you'll probably have a problem with your new amazing and awesome job in about 2 weeks or so. and then you'll come back here and start ranting like a little bitch, just like everybody else. you're not special. happy new years fucker (: December 31, 2011 0 70.126.216.204
Rufus could be anywhere title? LOL! One time I walked in to the office and Mr. Big and Mr. Little Big, and their buddy were in there and they jokingly told me how popular they were with women, and asked if I wanted to know why. I felt like telling them: maybe because you're wealthy and almost everyone else who WORKS here is poor or struggling? Just a guess... ...guess it's time to get the fuck out of that greed-fed pig-pen! December 31, 2011 0 71.94.177.217
meaningless crap anyways It's all a bunch of meaningless crap anyways. We're all going to die eventually anyways and go out naked as a jay birdn so don't take it seriously. December 31, 2011 0 69.112.76.142
HAPPY NEW YEAR LONDON BDM Happy New Year you miserable fuckers. I used to work for Mercedes Benz as a change of career and that was when I really hated my job. The motor trade breaks every human rights law on working hours and I hate Mercedes cars.
Now I have a nice 9-5 5 day weekday job, great salary, Lovely BMW (not a fucking MERC) and am doing nicely back in my industry of choice.
SO make that resolution now about your SHIT job - doing something about it, found out what will make you happy and wave goodbye to
WORKRANT.COM
as I have.
HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU POOR MISERABLE LAZY FUCKERS December 31, 2011 0 92.20.247.76
Overnight Hotel Guy I'd Have to Kill You In Charge Unfortunately Okay, so this is my rant.
I work for a hotel and lately the guests have been real fuckers. It’s Christmas time, the holiday season, and I’m actually getting crap on of all nights Christmas Eve. My hotel has mostly shut down and there’s no room service and the bar has shut down. Just because we work in the hospitality industry we can’t be with our family and loved ones? You stupid ass guests in some cases flew cross country to be with yours, but we can’t be with ours? I’m the overnight guy, I have to be here because hotels don’t close. But when the hotel is only about thirty percent on Christmas Eve, one day a year you can do your employees a solid and send them home a few hours early cause it’s so slow. But you guests are gonna bitch about it? I suppose I can walk into your business on Christmas Eve, just before closing time lets say and that’d be okay huh? And if that’s not bad enough, you’re gonna ask me where there’s an open restaurant or bar after eleven at night? Are you kidding me? Its freak’n Christmas Eve, even places that are open normally 24-7 are closed!!! THERE IS NOTHING OPEN and you wait until late Christmas Eve the wee hours of Christmas morning to decide you’re hungry and/or want to drink? Go to your room, leave me alone and screw you!!!
I work with what has to be the slowest, most pathetic excuse for a bellman named Jermaine. The type of guy whom wants to hang out in the back office and doesn’t recognize your authority to throw him out to the lobby. Breaks a sweat at any exertion let alone when we’re actually busy and can’t seem to muster how to walk faster than a stroll when someone needs a car. Takes FUCK’N forever to park or pull cars because he strolls back and forth from the hotel to the lot. Amongst other things actually has to find a radio station he likes while parking or getting the car. Just park or get the damn car and leave the f’n radio stations alone! The other night, and I’ve got witnesses, you disappear and I have to pull seven - SEVEN - cars back to back to back myself. No one can find you, I’m about ready to die by the fifth car, and with your timing you as if by magic reappear after the rush only to say you were in the restroom. FOR AN HOUR???? But you had your radio you say… DON’T YOU THINK WE TRIED TO CONTACT YOU??? It’s beyond me how you still have a job as in this economy, with how bad things are you advertise you have one position available and a hundred people apply. A hotel recently opened, advertised about three or four-hundred jobs and fifteen-hundred applicants showed up. We could, should, fire your ass on Friday, advertise the following Monday and by the following Friday we’d be talking to potential applicants that I’m sure are better than you.
My coworker Joseph refuses to speak to me. Ever. This is normally fine by me because I absolutely hate you. With the economy the way it is, I’d hate to see anyone get fired from a job, but I’m told you’re very close to being let go and I can’t wait until it happens. I’m working my ass off, which I don’t mind as doing everything that I do (which is a hell of a lot) means I have first rate job security. If I were ever to quit or be let go, this place would find they’re suddenly doing a WHOLE hell of a lot that gets taken care of for them by me overnight. But you, YOU are in the back. You’re talking on the phone to your friends. You’re surfing the web. You’re SLEEPING. You then have the audacity to wake up just long enough to do the check outs and then hit the zzz’s again. Why do you feel the need to micromanage the kitchen staff in the morning? It takes managerial supervision to make egg’s and bacon? They can’t figure out how to unlock cabinets and the walk-in’s so you have to take care of it for them. It’s funny how when I’m here with other coworkers and you’re not on property, I don’t open anything for them, I don’t supervise them and the kitchen staff somehow figures out how to get things taken care of. BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING AND DON’T NEED YOU HANGING OUT WITH THEM!!! If you weren’t hanging out, I wouldn’t have to leave the desk unattended to dig your ass out of the restaurant when I need something for a guest. I’ve told management about you hanging out and micromanaging the kitchen, but either they’ve blown the issue off or you’ve blown them off. I can’t wait until you screw up one to many times and the office manager takes your case to the gm saying, it’s time to let you go. Time indeed I’ll have a really nice dinner that knowing you’re gone at last.
The one time I wish you would speak to me is when you have hotel business that you need to convey. Reference how you won’t speak to me - EVER - and you let me dangle in the wind when a guest is yelling at me for something that you know the answer to. You fucker.
Apparently my other coworker Lisette can bitch and get off New Years at the last minute? I didn’t know that. I’m sure you came up with some lame excuse that my boss bought hook line and sinker. When the special holiday request sheet went up, I put in for New Years BEFORE THANKSGIVING!!! I worked last New Years and Valentines Day with all the dumb ass hotel guests wanting to be romantic whom throw fits when things aren’t to absolute perfection - I’m sorry, but we don’t do rose petals cause they stain the sheets and scented candles can start a fire. I worked July Fourth, Thanksgiving, Christmas and I put in like a good employee for the one - ONE - day off I wanted as I really don’t want to deal with drunken, dumb ass, partiers whom want to destroy the place. My hotel is gearing up with extra employees and security in anticipation. You my coworker - not related to the coworker above - get put on the schedule to work New Years which surprises me cause I expected you to say something. Then I find out through the grapevine that sure enough, you did say something because Joseph has conveniently traded with you. I mean it’s entirely possible that you might’ve had a legitimate issue requiring time off, but it’s awfully convenient timing when you consider the special request off holiday schedule went up the first week in November I was the only - ONLY - person to fill it out amongst the overnight staffers.
And lastly, so I have this list of emergency contact phone numbers. When theirs an emergency that warrants it, I have the at home and cell numbers for the general manager, assistant general manager, front office manager, restaurant manager, chief engineer and assistant chief engineer. Yet strangely when I call you it goes to voice mail. VOICE MAIL!!! You want me to call you when the hotel has an overnight crisis, and then I get voice mail!!! By the time I hear back from you hours later, I’ve taken care of the problem and you just have to accept whatever consequences befall the decisions that I make. What’s worse is when I never receive a callback from you, see you in the office when you come in and ask if you ever got my call to which you respond “…you called me???” CHECK YOUR FUCKING PHONE and it’ll have logged that oh yeah, I did call you…SEVERAL HOURS AGO!!! December 31, 2011 0 192.251.125.40
laughing my ass off at these dumb people it's funny how you think i give a fuck about you or this job. lets break it down.
person A: you're most mean-spirited, rude bitch i've ever had the displeasure to meet. you say the most bitchy things right to people's faces and somehow you think it's okay because you think the world was made just for you and your opinions. the fact that you have someone who puts up with your shit and is called "your boyfriend" astounds me. oh and i've seen him - he's fugly as fuck. so i guess that explains it.
person B: take a fucking bath. pronto. i'm tired of being scared to stand next to you in fear of catching something. whenever you say bitchy comments or sarcastic remarks i refrain from telling you to shutup and take a bath before you try to be witty or sarcastic.
person C: stop acting like everybody wants you. you're not that good looking. you're actually not even good looking at all. nobody wants you. December 30, 2011 0 70.126.216.204
Die Die Die You suck the life out of this place! I fucking hate you! Take your charity and shove it up your fucking ass! I dont want shit from you! You fucking bitch! Fuck you! December 30, 2011 0 208.54.44.249
A B C My boss is an unprofessional, puerile bully who surrounds himself with sychophants. He walks round work doing seriously fuck all taking the piss and generally dragging every body else down. Really can't believe he is entrusted with this business- knob December 30, 2011 0 86.25.161.178
Mike Peezy GA The Fucking Man! Goddamn.... Don't get me started on this fucking shit hole I work at! This little fucking beaner thinks just because he has the front office he can tell me what to do! Well fuck you, you short little fuck! You say you are native american but you're not fooling anyone you short shit! Too bad you're not in the click like Herman is... You're gonna lose your job again here soon if you don't get down on your knees some more for the boss man! Oh and this new motherfucker they bring down here.... Oh man is he a fucking annoying son of a bitch! Nobody wants to hear your stupid loud ass voice! Go fuck yourselves you stupid cunt faced ugly sons of bitches! December 30, 2011 0 67.166.211.158
Shit shoveller Planet bull shit shit magnet Lazy fucking Will, why the hell do I have to clear up your fucking crumbs, skin flakes and empty coffee cups in the office, why do I spend all and every day listening to you rant about your fucking gastric byspass and how you just had eight weeks off work to have all your fucking sagging fat surgically removed. If that is not bad enough when you were off "Sick" you came into work every day because you have no life, and gave me instruction on what to do and still left your empty Starbucks cup on my desk. Fucking laugh that you were the one to let the staff know that "we" were going to spend an astronomical amount on food for Christmas, then you get the food out in a heated office and you forget to put it away before my shift comes on duty we have to throw most of it away. Then you decide to ask my shift to swap onto yours because three of your staff have gone off sick with food poisioning. Wonder why dick head you left the meat out. You think you are so bloody special we wear uniforms for a reason and you have to have yours made by a different company so you get a different logo so people comment and it makes you feel special. Fuck me a promotion is coming up for one of us, go one arse licker you can have it, last laugh is on me, I am handing in my notice so will have to share the office with my deputy who has an annoying voice, no manners and stinks of baby sick. Goodbye attention seeking, skin flaking no life arse hole. December 30, 2011 0 92.233.83.175
Keith Holbrook CVS employee I thought my boss was a nice guy when i first met him...infact everyone seemed to like him. There were early signs of tension between him and i...but i shrugged them off. Gradually things began to increase. Everytime i'd attempt to have the smallest of conversations he'd simply say "what are you doing?" and after telling him i would get the go back to work tone, then he'd ignore me. My last day was a disaster. He scolded me for going to the bathroom after punching in. No warning, just a mean spirited lecture that upset me and distracted me. He re-entered my punches to deduct my pay. Then i noticed something odd. I went from 37 hours a week, to 12, then to 4 one day a week. When i confronted him about this his response was "Because everyone else works harder than you." This was not fair at all, and when i mentioned this he yelled at me. He kept promising me a one on one conversation but turns out he lied and was using me to stay the night and work. He brought someone in on the supposed private convo and tried to suspend me. I quit and he rudely kicked me out of the store. Awful man December 30, 2011 0 24.128.73.255
Dead inside thanks Bitches! I hate my fucking job i wish i was dead! Wish this place would burn to the fucking ground with my bitch ass cock sucking boss! December 30, 2011 0 208.54.44.249
Angry Dwarf Major northeastern city peon To the Major Health Care company: What the fuck? You have supplied the option of purchasing supplemental life insurance for your employees for years with no problems. Now employees are being denied supplemental life insurance due to pre-existing conditions? When your brochure clearly states not subject to pre-existing conditions. These employees drag themselves into work despite serious life-threatening health conditions. You should be applauding them instead of punishing them. I guess anything to save a buck. And while we're at it, lets save up all our shits and pisses to take in the designated time frame that has been imposed upon us so as not the be "out of compliance". Really start treating your employees as humans and not some dispendable commodity. You have a great work force and don't appreciate it. December 30, 2011 0 98.111.210.175
Haywood The Executive Mens Room Kennel cleaner Honest to god, Jessica, you are certifiable. You accuse SJ of being an obsessed, harassing, bullying fruitcake, but you are the exact same way. You lose on one front and immediately go into attack mode on another (incidentally, on a front you lost big-time on mere months ago, so why you think you can "win" this time around is beyond comprehension). You're spending thousands of dollars on a hopeless cause, money that could be better spent improving the business you keep insisting SJ has ruined. You keep saying the attorney that you had first hired to represent you turned out to be a shyster trying to screw you over, so that's why you fired him. And yet the case is in the system, AND the competency hearing was held, so he did all the things you initially hired him to do. The fact that he hit you up for another retainer does not mean he misspent the first one. You screwed yourself big big time when you fired him.
To be brutally honest, I believe SJ's account of what went down in that hearing room 100%. I do believe you tried to insert yourself into the proceedings, despite not having proper legal representation (that you KNEW you were required to have before you went INTO it). I'm seriously running out of sympathy for you now. I do believe you were humiliated and had to eat crow in silence when the judge told you to sit down and be quiet or get out. I saw the one picture SJ managed to get of you sitting, sulking, on the back bench, right next to those two huge plastic bins full of pointless "evidence" you've spent the last 3 years gathering. SJ has threatened to put the transcripts online for all the world (or at least his hand-full of followers) to read. I'm anxious to read them, too, because I have a feeling it will back up his version of things, and show that you completely folded in that hearing room. I saw that coming a month ago, when you decided you could do this WITHOUT an attorney.
I keep telling you, Jessica: Let this go, let him have what the judge gave him, and move on, lessons learned. You can keep tabs on how well SJ is carrying out his duties by getting an attorney to get copies of the records he is required by statutes to submit -- but no -- you going back to your ORIGINAL crusade of getting some kind of "restraining order" against him.
And all because you continually harp on how SJ has ruined your business by spreading malicious, baseless misinformation all over the internet in the form of fake negative review, blog postings and myriad other avenues of harassment. I refuse to believe it is possible for a single person, even one with too much free time on their hands, to ruin a business in this way. If he had taken out ads in newspapers and magazines and on billboards all over the country, maybe, but his sole mode of "attack" has been online.
December 30, 2011 0 67.32.155.202
you old RAT If you feel your job is endangerd because you're old and senile, don't try to stab me in the back and take me down. I know you look like a lizard and I really liked you in the beginning BUT once I got a feel for you-you're anything but a nice old lady. I have a feeling you ratted me out and if you did I am going to tell them everything!!! You like how they treat you? You like that they see through you? you like being their doormat? the girll before me hated you and knew you ratted her out. I guess now it's my turn. So what I feel that they take advantage of us HELLO it's common knowledge. I wonder how the big boss will feel with what you told me about him :) I wonder if the other one would like how you make fun of him. You dried out old prum. Go retire and for god sakes GO SEE a freakin doctor-I think you're dying the way you carry on at your desk..and I will not help you with CPR-you're nasty as hell. December 30, 2011 0 184.91.26.248
John Scotland Office worker i guess. Mt job is supposed to be filing. I also fix all the computers here, carry things from delivery men like radiators and other heavy things. Pretty much do everything. Recently someone was fired and now I have to work a heap more, I have a ton more things to do and I keep getting asked to do things and i don't have enough time to do everything, I've told everyone this over and over again and all I'm told is "make time" or "prioritise". I work over 50 hours a week some weeks. I've worked here for about 7 years and I'm still on minimum wage. I've been promised a raise for about a year. December 30, 2011 0 86.25.12.7
john shit hole cashier I work at a grocery store. my job title is cashier, well at least thats what it says on my pay stub. Actually, i have been a janitor for about 2 years now, and only occasionaly am i a cashier.
I have to go into the parking lot and push carts back into the store. did i mention that its 15 degrees outside and there's at least 4 in of snow in the lot because its owned by fucking jews that don't want to spend a fucking dime.
I pick up after everyone. i change garbages, clean shit off the walls, vomit off the floor, and more repulsive shit that should be no ones job. I have been there 4 fucking years and i get no respect. they have no idea how hard i work on a daily basis just to try to get somewhat of a promotion. the best part is the fucking kids that work there are now my supervisors because the manager likes to play the favorites game. i get paid 9 bucks an hr and im caped at that, i will never make any more. i am going to quit within the month, i dont give a fuck. i would rather be homeless that continue working there. im interested to see who is going to take my place when im gone. good fucking luck getting someone to do the jobs i do. they are pushing me to the breaking point. micro managing is something that i really enjoy. dumb ass fucking cunts telling me how to do my job while they sit there with their thumb up there asses. i am going to bend this piece of shit company over my fucking cleaning cart and fuck it in the ass until it bleeds. then my manager can suck the shit off my dick. December 30, 2011 0 67.249.105.140
Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxx Xxxxxxxx Yes I know your pregnant but for fuck sake it's not an illness!!!!!! December 30, 2011 0 82.8.213.152
•••• ••••••• •••••• That workplace is shit! Mostly everyone I worked with are assholes two face lazy bitches fucked up pricks. How are you's gonna stand there and scream out my mistakes SERIOUSLY! Thats why I had to put you two bitches in your place! And guess what? I loved it and would do it again. Hahaha! The look on your fucked up faces was priceless!!! I wished I had a camera on me at the time. And just cos you think you've been there longer that you can get away with this shit think again cos next time we won't be exchanging words. I'll be using my fist on you bitches! December 30, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
oppressed scar flour fairy punching bag still scarred from the unethical, discriminating, prejudicial, racist, lazy, hypocritical liars. Lie to the customers or else. Then to find out they told the customers it was my fault because I provided the wrong information. sure let's grind dirt into the product, that is more protein, adds crunch, who can tell anyway?
Oh by the way, the social networking asswaste next to me works only 2 hours for an 8 hour pay, but due to double standards, I have 10 hours of work for 6 hours pay while challenging me to break the oath of ethics. Yes, I was asked to break the code of conduct for $$$$. In the meantime, everyone gathers and puts me down, foul language galore, racists insults daily.
Remember, what goes around comes around. December 30, 2011 0 98.30.25.155
jar jar binks naboo nothing I just have one thing to say to my boss and another person at my company who is supposed to help but actually backstabs the employees he deals with - NO GOOD FUCKING ASS FUCKERS GO FUCK A FUCKING PILE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!! December 30, 2011 0 69.143.7.79
Apollo 7th circle of hell Lowest bottom bitch I fucking hate my job with every fiber of my being. My direct supervisor is a short ass bulldog faced cunt. She literally reminds me of a piece of shit. None of us on the job have been given the tools to be successful yet we are held accountable. Shoot me in the gd face. Every second there is a torturous beyond words. I work in customer service on the phones...dealing with bitchy ass rude customers all day. I dream of the day I can be a rich idiot who just bitches away at someone on the other end of the phone. This job makes me want to die and puts me in physical pain. We are pretty much chained to our cubicle areas...only allows two short timed breaks which are literally long enough to take a piss and get a sip of water and one lunch break that is short enough to give me massive indigestion for the rest of my shift bc of how fast I had to choke down my food. This is not living. I am in my 30s and I had to move back with my parents bc I couldn't afford an apt anymore! This is not a livable wage people! I can't afford my bills! I had no christmas! I have no fucking health insurance and I have crippling anxiety and depression! I wish to be dead every day!!! this is yet another temp job. It could end any day and that is the only thing that keeps me going. I am a college graduate that has attended law school! I have nearly 8 years management experience and congratulations all u self serving greedy companies and horrible former and current bosses of mine: you are killing and will be the death of me. This much I know. Thank u for robbing a hardworking and honest person of the life I was meant to have. I'll see cum stains in hell. December 30, 2011 0 174.253.112.5
Fuck you mike! Usually im a descent guy I think but my job and my fucking asshole boss turn me into a pissed off hateful bitch! The american dream is dead! Its not worth having a mortgage and nice car if the only way to pay for it is to work at a job you fucking hate. Im stuck here. Ive looked for another job. No raise for 3 years, unpaid furloughs, heath ins going up, micro managed up my asshole. I fucking hate it! I cant talk to my boss. My fucking skin crawls every time i walk past his office. I dont know what to do. Fuck them all! December 29, 2011 0 208.54.44.249
low man on the totem san diego doormat I have this CUNT, yes I said it Cunt ( I don't particularly like this word but somehow it fits to a T!) that I work with who walks around as though she knows fucking everything. She acts as though she is not only better than everyone else, but that she created the universe while on break. This bitch went and talked shit about a co-worker, getting this co-worker in trouble only later to find out she was talking out her ass and didn't know a fucking thing she was talking about (just between me and you which is all the time, oh and by the way if I have to listen to one more story about how she made her husband ride in the backseat of his new car so they could have vehicular sex whilst thier daughter drove, im gonna be sick!) I wish this bitch would drop off the face of the earth and ROT! December 29, 2011 0 132.239.142.130
Over it! north carolina Sales I hate my fucking boss! His expectations are impossible to live up too.Ive been doing this dumb mindless bullshit for 13 years. I know what the fuck Im doing. Take your fucking corporate polices that have no bearing at all on what keeps the doors open and are written by some ignorant fuck thats never sold anything just so some corporate asshole bitch in a suit can look good on paper, take them and go fuck yourself. I fucking hate you! Die bitch! December 29, 2011 0 208.54.44.249
Stunned And Amazed from the company's year-end party So I am home, having gotten home from what has to rank as the STUPIDEST year-end party in the corporate world.......
1) You got these lame-ass ball caps to wear as the "ticket to the party." And the way some of you VP's wore them, I know some African-American male employees did NOT see the humor of the sideways wearing and the "Yo, wass'up?"
2) We were allowed 1 alcoholic drink. Fair enough, given the problems there would be with an open bar. BUT the mixed drinks were so watered down with Coke, Diet Coke, or whatever that they barely finished off 1 fifth bootle of booze (both the volka and rum). And the beer was the local cheap ass beer that tasted HORRIBLE!!!
(I was amazed to see all the VP's Senior VP's and CEO with their flask bottles getting juice up. Wonder how many of you got arrested for drunk driving due to some one reported you....)
3) Who hired the caterer? And how much did they cost the company? The food was cold, which made for bad tasting, and the staff was about as lazy as possible. They were busy helping themselves to food, but when it came time to do their jobs, forget it.
4) To hear the brown-nosers claiming, "What a great party!" made the horrible experience even worse.
Yes I did attend the party (due to my wife stressing that in order to survive I better go). And for some fellow employees who I have respect for I smiled for their pics. But for others I just sat there with a slight grin (the company pic was a joke).
No pay increase, no bonus check, and just a lousy party for us busting our asses for 1 year for the company.
First New Year's Resolution for me---> Find a new job or company to work for!!!! December 29, 2011 0 210.75.1.98
tired slave i'm ready to bend over and die from how horrible i was feeling today at work and then you suddenly come up and decide it's a great time to drill me on corporate facts and security protocol. go fuck yourself. i'm tired of seeing your ugly ass face whenever you come around and expect people to drop everything they're doing to talk to you. nobody gives a shit about you. everybody talks about how fucking annoying you are and how much of a prick you are. if i were half as rich as you i'd dress better you stupid slob. and if my job was to sit on my ass and check up on people every few times a month i wouldn't go around nitpicking stupid shit while employees are busy as hell. i stayed over my scheduled time while i'm feeling sick as hell and you still decide you want to keep talking to me. does your thick head not comprehend that i'm doing a favor to the rest of my co-workers by staying early so they can finish their shit before i leave? so you can take your nitpicking uglyass self to corporate and sit behind your desk and keep making ridiculous demands from the comfort of your desk downtown, not around me. December 29, 2011 0 70.126.216.204
Chattel Poppet Just heard the cooperate psychologist commented that the fool management would be lucky if staff didn't rise up against the oppression with the way we are worked to death. An impossible amount of work, unreasonable timelines, measures that cannot be met. Of course, said management completely ignored what was said. You all better hope to the hell we work in that someone doesn't snap and go on a spree. With that warning and plenty of witnesses, I suspect there will be multiple lawsuits. Maybe we can all quit! Oh and if I forgot to say, FUCK OFF BITCHES I HATE YOU December 29, 2011 0 174.252.181.5
Will Rantsworth Washington, DC Postdoc volunteer I was a postdoc at a well-respected medical research institute until the end of October. Since then, I have been volunteering to finish a project while I also search for work. Really, I have been searching for work since February when I made the decision not to become a tenure track professor.
I told my boss back in late February about my plans to switch career tracks. I also knew that my postdoc contract ended in November, so I thought I was giving myself ample time to look. In fact, I thought I would have a job before November. Although I had interviews, nothing worked out. Two positions that I could have landed were put on hold by the companies.
My rant is that since I started volunteering after my term, my boss has been insisting on other things being done for a paper that I essentially have results to get published. I can't stay to finish experiments. Those are things full-time employees and postdocs get paid to do. I love science but this is hard because one must also live. I have bills and expenses like everyone else.
Anyways, the Thursday before Christmas, he tells me that my desk space will be taken for someone else and I will be moved into another space. WTF?! Why not just say, it's time to go now, enjoy your job searching. The least I can have is a stupid desk.
I have been doing this to finish a publication for myself, but it will also help him since he depends on a strong publication record to keep up lab funding. This is why he doesn't tell me to take off.... of course, he's not paying me either so he's careful with words. After the desk thing, I decided to end my volunteering in mid-January. If the project is not done to his likings, then that's unfortunate. I understand that people take control of their own work, but as a postdoc to some people, you are like a nurse to a doctor. They want you to help them, but they don't need to help you bathe patients or clean crap off of sheets. I helped this person quite a bit and where some bosses would make sure your papers were published, this guy kept delaying my requests. I should have went to the higher ups, but that would have also ended my postdoc.
I used to have a deep respect for all scientists, but now I know it's as flawed as any other job. My managers in my high school jobs had more respect for me and that's just absurd. It really hurts. I just want to get working again (paid) and put this behind me. December 29, 2011 0 69.143.7.79
Girls Are Bitches Why make drama and run to the boss anytime someone makes a harmless mistake? We are only human and you make far more mistakes than the rest of us combined. You are a grown ass woman and you need to relaxxxx. December 29, 2011 0 68.45.112.229
old vile hag First, I know you play both sides-pretending to my friend and then to that sloth who uses you too. Yet, you tattle on me and the girl before me. I would love to tell them how you talked crap behind their backs and made fun of them. I also like your snide remarks whenever they're around yet you suck up to my ass when we're alone. I found you BORING. I would kill to work for someone 20 years younger then you. The hours drag with you. There is NOTHING interesting about you. You're life is as dull as watching paint dry. I also know your a hidden drunk. My god you looked like shit today. So fuck you, you lizard. The moment I found out that you ratted me out, I'm going to tell them EVERYTHING. You old hag. December 29, 2011 0 184.91.26.248
# 1 Champ Ever been to a workplace where ppl talk shit? Where their main priority is to not complete their duties but to stand around and talk shit? Spread rumours and beam at someone's mistakes and failures? Go behind your back make smart remarks and then be all fake with their smiles and kindness. While all this is happening its only you that is doing all the hardwork while they take pleasure destroying you. What can a quiet person like myself do in a situation this? Well...first of all I'd say FUCK YOU BACKSTABBING TWO FACE ASSHOLES!! YOU'S HAVE NO BALLS WHAT SO EVER TO SAY IT TO MY FACE WHY? COS YOU KNOW I'D FUCKING DROP THE LOT YOU'S! MAYBE I WILL December 29, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
AmyP Canada Office Administrator Ok so i ranted about 2 weeks ago about a client getting angry with me when it was they fault on their part so i decided to not take their shit. Well so they go talk to my boss and tell him their version and he gets back to the office and says we have to be more careful with them as they are one of out biggest clients. I had not told him that i was yelled at and i said to him what did they want this time. He wants to go over everything before we send out our billing to them which is fine. But i told him in no uncertain terms that i will not put up with being yelled at and that i yelled back. I am suprised that he actually backed down. But he did i think that he knew that i had had enough of their bs i wrote down what they told me and nothing more so if they have a problem with that then they will have to be asked what they want put down a second time so that the billing is done properly. Even though the billing was done by what they said. Anyhow i can not stand them a**holes as they came from nothing but now that they have money they treat everyone like shit. December 29, 2011 0 209.53.179.1
I cant stand those Dragon Dens cunts Yes, I hate those bullies. FUCK YOU ALL December 29, 2011 0 92.20.243.144
Slave till i die department store needs to better pay us slaves. December 29, 2011 0 108.67.18.208
zoey altercare big rapids michigan care giver having to clock out, then continue to work so i won't lose my job! this sucks, night after night!!!!! December 29, 2011 0 24.236.206.235
Chris Ontario Cook Fuck I hate it sometimes. My supervisor has got to be the dumbest and laziest fuck on the planet. All she does all day is sit on a stool and talk to ppl about there lives but as soon as the owner comes around off the stool she goes and acts like she knows what the fuck is going on. Doesn't help she's married to our chef who also gets paid a shit load to sit there and do nothing. All I hear from her and her husband is can you do this and do that while I'm busier then fuck and they sit there or do nothing. Doesn't help they both way over 400lbs. Honestly. Sometimes I just want to slap the shit out of them and say, your done , retire. Or just go to the owner and say your losing money in paying these 2 blobs. December 29, 2011 0 72.39.201.78
tabarnak de calisse d'osti! Does anyone do work around here? Seems like everything I send to people for them to complete comes back to me with a dumbass excuse. Result: I have to do it for them because they can't use minimum logic. AT LEST TRY A LITTLE!!!! for f*ck's sake!
(those fucktards make three times my salary) December 29, 2011 0 198.103.176.2
going under the devil i do nothing The favorite part of my day is when I walk through the door at 8am and someone says "OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?' or " OH MY GOD YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE DRAGGING TODAY" or "YOU HAVE BEEN QUIET ALL WEEK? IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU?" deep sigh. the only thing that is wrong, is that you all keep asking me whats wrong. That is so discouraging. it brings a sense of negativity to me. I dred walking in. Yes im quiet and I avoid yall because I hate being asked OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! Damn leave me alone. And to the fat sarcastic bastard, since im so useless. fire me already December 29, 2011 0 64.178.189.151
••• ••• ? Txt: what happened? Why leave? I'm like, bitch are you serious? Do you have memory loss or something? Are you trying to cover your ass? Well too bad bitch I already the supervisor! December 29, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
No Bueno Boots The president of this company is THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THE PLANET... I HOPE HE SUCKS ON A DICK AND CHOKE, WITH YOUR BITCH ASS. YOU CAN NOT CONTROL YOUR HOUSEHOLD SO YOU WANT TO COME TO WORK ALL BIG AND BAD TALKING SHIT TO EVERYONE. I WISH YOU WOULD SPEAK TO ME LIKE YOU SPEAK TO THESE OTHER PEOPLE , I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND HAND THEM TO YOUR PARTNER..... December 29, 2011 0 66.210.193.77
Pissed Off Ted Texas Cashier Fuck you and fuck you N.A., my Store Manager. How dare you threaten me and blame me for giving out corporates phone number to disgruntled customers!
Maybe if you did your fucking job you wouldn't be so damn worried about the District Manager and HR rep constantly on your ass. Go back to fucking Blowe's where you worked at and leave us the fuck alone because NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU!
Burn in hell bitch! December 29, 2011 0 151.213.186.66
KD CO Might as well be stairs I abhor my job. Love my co-workers, like my bosses, HATE my job. And ya know why? THE FUCKING CUSTOMERS. I hate ALLLLLLLLLL of them. Wanna know something douchy customers? I hate you, your kids... I say it to myself the moment you walk in. Just get out.
This job has taught me two things. One, People who work customer service don't get enough credit/pay for being the meat puppets of the company. Two, People are rude, irrational, disgusting, ignorant, selfish, idiotic... My list goes on and on. If I had a dollar for each person I've encountered who've lacked common sense (which is clearly not as common as it once was I presume) I wouldn't need this crummy job. Rage. aggravation. Fury. Humiliation. Irritation.
Oh! and to the FAT hispanic COW that is clearly a inconsiderate BITCH, Fuck you. Fuck everything you stand for. I'm sorry I was the ONLY ONE work the store during POST HOLIDAY MADNESS and the one opportunity I had to leave the counter to go to the back office, I took. I was away for, no exaggeration, SIX MINUTES. Three minutes of which you actually came up to the counter. Therefore, THREE MINUTES. I get to the counter to help your fat ass and you proceed to bitch me out that I made you wait for too long and put a customer complaint out for me. THREE MINUTES. ONE.HUNDRED. EIGHTY. SECONDS. If I weren't the only one in the store and it was closing time I'd somewhat understand your distress. But such wasn't the case. "I shouldn't have to wait this long". Please, go die. The hell of it is, you STILL had to wait for your husband to come get your fat ass, so you were waiting anyway! ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SECONDS... In that time I guess you could've huffed down a big mac. Fuck you. Fuck everything you stand for.
Since I'm at it, FUCK YOU CAREY PETERSON IN HR! You're a rude southern whore whom for reasons I don't understand at all, are a complete bitch. If I had your job, I'd be the joy of the company. You just sit on your fat ass in your office and deal with issues within the company. Small issues. and payroll. Clickity click wham bam thank you mam. But still you are the worse person to have to call. I dread having to call you. There's no need to be so rude. On your really pissy days (or weeks) you wont even answer your phone! Fuck you.
It's 9:40 am right now... I should be at work. But, I'm not. Maybe in a few hours. Luckily I have route work only today. I feel no direct need to rush to a place where there's no motivation. "Work as hard as you please, We won't notice til you do something wrong." That should be the company motto. Blargh. >;( December 29, 2011 0 24.8.13.113
ozman fuckin mandurah shit kickin slave my fuckin superviser is nothing but an alcoholic lying piece of shit who looks like shes been exhumed been taking credit for my work for fucking years i can put up with the cunt being ugly but i hate the fuckin incompetence jeezus fucking wake up you corporate idiots and have a fuckin decent look at who your paying to wreck the place December 29, 2011 0 124.182.34.132
me canada misunderstood my employee is a slow lazy bastard. i spoon-feed him information and timelines and even then he cant help but work so slow - or not at all - i have to hire more people all the time to make up for that. my direct boss wont let me fire him cause i'm supposed to teach this lazy sone of bitch to be "better" at his job. i work with weak sack-less men who lie to get out of their failures and who force me to "train" the laziest MF December 29, 2011 0 199.126.255.108
i know who i am clearly i am in hell seriously fuck off. fuckers. all of you mother fuckers. and whats that quote bitch - sweetie if you're going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty. ugly fat motherfucker who wears the exact same ugly outfit and dirty clothes every day. December 29, 2011 0 69.86.219.208
Pee-On A Shithole Company You piece of shit, mo-fo cheap-ass CEO/President!!!
You sent out an e-mail claiming we will not get any bonus checks this year due to the company did not do very well.
YET what do I see???? I see several VP's with new cars. And how do I know they were able to get them with THEIR bonus checks?? The dummies go bragging about in the the bathroom without CHECKING THE STALLS to see if some one was in there. (Yes, I was taking a crap and heard it all.)
And not only did the VP's get their bonus checks (and thus new cars), but you bought your 20-something girlfirend a new BMW convertible...with your bonus check from the board (which you chair)!!
By the way, you are 40-some years older than your girlfriend!!! You sure he likes you for who you are, or maybe it might be the money?? Trust me when I say when you are not around and she is out on the town, she flirts like hell (as she hit on me at one bar without knowing who I work for).
Next time she does hit on me, I will take her up on her offer. and see what happens. If we end up doing the nasty, I will definitely make sure she leaves sore when I am done. December 29, 2011 0 210.75.1.98
GEROR nowhere whatevr Sorry Erik. I work for a billion dollar company and they fucking gave us a "holiday candy bar" for Christmas. Fuckers. December 29, 2011 0 69.86.219.208
I.B. Stressman Georgia Salesperson `What the fuck? What a useless job I have. A monkey can do this shit all day long. I have to find another job paying more money and somewhere where I can be appreciated. I'm tired of these so called supervisors giving bullshit orders to please their inflated egos. Hey bitch!! Get a fucking clue!!! December 29, 2011 0 98.88.200.235
Erik Oz Who Cares Gimme a fucking break you fucking pieces of shit! Everyday the same old bullshit, phone call after phone call from stupid assholes, can't do it anymore... can't be fucking worth it, not for some corporate giant keeping all the profits of my hard work for themselves. Nice holiday bonus you rich fucks. Must be nice to feel like you're actually worth something. Cunts. Fuck you! December 29, 2011 0 76.243.38.17
me malaysia executive Sigh...I've been bashed around so much by everyone that I've no drive to work anymore. Yes i know i'm useless.. Thank you for reminding me 8 hours a day every day that I suck at my job, why keep me? why not just toss me out like all your other workers that you despise? December 28, 2011 0 120.138.93.170
BETTER THAN YOU ALL (AT JOB) YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE you are the most manipulative, fake, pathetic, lame, incompetent, crude, rude, disgusting mess of a person i have EVER seen in a professional environment. also, just so you know, it is mental to wear flip flops at the office, or in the snow when you are not coming for a pedicure which I'm pretty sure that word is not even in your vocabulary, or hooded sweatshirts to executive meetings. I get that you hate your job which thanks because you make me hate mine too but at least i show up and do mine. you are two-faced and the only reasons some people are nice to your face is because they know you are a vindictive bully who gets off on throwing people under the bus and making crude rude spiteful comments about people who have done nothing to you but you know look at you with the contempt and scorn you deserve. mocking people's hair, single status, or scar makes you look a total asshole when the truth is those people are nothing but well liked and you suck. no one else in the room would even think to say the things you say under their breath to a friend let alone the way you throw people under the bus to a room full of people about things people cannot control and aren't there to defend themselves. I think you are a hideous, unhappy, miserable asshole. but get the fuck out of way. you get off on being a bully but you don't intimidate me one bit. i will be moving on and CRUSH you in every single area of life and stop by to wave and inquire how work is going and how nice it is to only be able to do what you love and how are things going for you? and smirk and love every minute of it. don't try to play nice to me don't act like were buddies because were not and i don't trust you for a minute. fake asshole. its one thing to just be it but now you are infringing on my life and trust me it's noted and won't be forgotten. oh and the rest of you fuckers suck as well. the only thing that gives me pleasure about it is knowing you have miserable pathetic loser lives and are completely one-dimensional people who suck and pretty much every person around you sees it knows it and unsolicited expresses how sorry they feel for me to be stuck with you clowns. at the end of the day i do my job well and sleep at night knowing that the work people i actually deal with outside of the office truly get me and value and appreciate and it's really too bad for you losers that you don't see or get the best of me. December 28, 2011 0 69.86.219.208
Serf South hell Meatpuppet Really? So all of those items I emailed, you "didn't have time to enter" because you were "too busy" doing your own job. Umm dumb fuck....what I emailed was me doing HALF of your job. Now you want me to access my copy and enter it myself. Oh, and that filing you haven't done for about 4 months that you are going to"train"me on? Lol. Omg. You are that stupid to think I have no bloody clue you are manipulating me and the system. Sad thing is all the colleagues think you are the shit and have no idea you are not doing your job. I know. Dates, times, evidence. Assclown you didn't pay attention to my last job title. Or, can't read. Lol December 28, 2011 0 174.252.147.138
Fuck You You Fuckin' Fuck! Every fucking cocksucker I work with thinks they know everything about everything. I'm so fucking tired of hearing their bullshit stories about their goddamn wife/kids/gossip. I don't fucking care! I want to clock in, clock out, and go the fuck home without any bullshit in between. Fuck everyone I work with, they can all go to hell. December 28, 2011 0 75.32.51.170
Chris MI Do everyone elses work too The people I work with are useless, lying, retards. We do stock, its not hard, but these fucks cant be bothered to do there own work, so I gotta do mine, and 3 other peoples shit. Its a job for people with all sorts of disablitites, so basically nobody ever gets fired. 4 or 5 people call in on any given night. There is one guy who calls in every night, I haven't seen him in 3 months. I have no choice but to put up with it.
On lady has bed bugs, and fleas and is allowed to come to work for all of us other people to transport her fucking bug to our own homes. She always comes in sick and gets everyone else sick. I hate this place. But here is the real shocker....I actually like my boss, hes a cool guy. So I work my ass off for him. December 28, 2011 0 68.43.98.114
CSC lower level of H$LL Loyal Peon I'm working my ass off while corporate HQ is on vacation until Jan 2.
Phones ringing off the hook cause were understaffed. Dumb bitch who transfers phone calls to my direct line and is so stupid and has that winey voice.... " I don't know how to do it" LEARN Dumbass !!
This corporation is so clueless. I feel sorry for our customers. It's obvious the top management doesn't care.
They bought a piss poor warranty system that doesn't work.. which of course means more work for the peons. December 28, 2011 0 216.75.200.30
? ••• Bullet Enjoyed the work not so much my co workers. That department is filthy cos this bitch is too lazy to clean up after herself cleaning your shit was not one of my job descriptions you fuck Witt. I do have a name that you can call me by you twitt!! You can "RUN" that department for all I care since you want to take on that roll. I can see how desperate you are to not wanting to do hardwork. Run it all by yourself you power hungry lazy piece of shit!! December 28, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
C-Dog ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!? I mean, really, are you that fucking stupid? How many times do I have to repeat myself over and over. Your response, "oh, sorry, I've been doing it wrong." NO SHIT!!!! Don't act like you don't remember me emailing you and telling you directly to your face.
Fuck me!!! ~___~ December 28, 2011 0 206.19.211.96
;oaijwefn j;poiajeoij oijawkjenf I fucking hate you all. I will NOT work HARDER if you're going to TALK DOWN to me ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Putting words in my mouth is fucking unacceptable drama-llama BULLSHIT in the WORKPLACE.
I can't wait to quit. Not give my two weeks. Just fucking QUIT. December 28, 2011 0 173.21.229.244
crazydaisy uk CSA Never have i had the displeasure of working for such fucking stuck up bitches in all my life. So i dont conform to your way of life , your way of thinking so im outcast.
Well fuck you. So i dont fit the mold but i work just has hard if not harder than the rest of you fuckers. So i wont kiss ass and lick your fucking cunts like the rest of them. Fucking bitches....fuck the lot of you. December 28, 2011 0 90.194.97.233
Tired of my shit job Georgia Puppet I would like to start off by saying FUCK YOU and your shit ass business. You want me to run this? Well then let me fucking run it. Stop looking at shit every two days while your out on the 18th green and saying that im not doing shit. If you would fucking listen to what I say maybe we could make your fucking $10,000 a week. We could have been good friends but apparently Herman has you so fucked on his bullshit that you wont take the time to realize who is really running the fuckin show. He has so much shit on his nose I cant fucking stand it. Maybe one day when I finally leave this hell hole you will realize I was right as I slowly watch your business run into the ground. Go fuck yourself you worthless cunt. Btw I fucking hate your wife! December 28, 2011 0 67.166.211.158
Slave HellhellhellHELL Lackeyslave Sigh. I try to remember that you are just a miserable little person. One who never left the comfort of the immediate area in which you were born, raised, "educated," and have spent all of your miserable existence. Some info for you, genius: you are 37 almost 38. This is not high school. Despite the fact you dress like a whore, have highlights, fake nails and horrible makeup, you have the body of a troll, the personality of an ogre, the intellect of a slug. No one with any ability or potential would speak with you (flat affect, insanity) let alone fuck you. No wonder your husband kicked you out after 20 years and filed.
So as I continue to work diligently at remembering all this, and attempting to have empathy, I'm sure you will persist in wielding whatever imaginary power you think you have, and being a complete and total BITCH to me. So FUCK you, FUCK off, and don't be too concerned about me - my time here is limited as unlike you I have a life and will be out of here within a year if not sooner. Oh and I am documenting. Every. Single. Incident. December 28, 2011 0 174.252.152.221
••• •••• Top dawg My job and the miserable assholes who work there can just get fucked! Piss off loosers! They think they owe me all of a sudden! No cunts you don't so go jump off a bridge. I hate you's I hate how your all fake I hate that you think I'm there for you NO MUTHA FUCKERS IM THERE FOR ME AND ONLY ME I HATE YOU'S...RUN IN FRONT OF A MOVING BUS ALREADY! JEALOUS ASSHOLES. December 28, 2011 0 49.224.212.126
suck a dick Shoutout to the two biggest cunt managers: Josh Strain and Rich Winans. Go fuck yourselves, you fucking cunt shits. December 28, 2011 0 24.223.231.187
lose the ridiculous expectations stop timing me and trying to control at what time i get finished with my workload when i'm ALWAYS the fastest and best worker you guys have. other people have complained about this annoying "habit" you have. don't time me when you take TWICE AS LONG to do what i can do. you make ridiculous demands that you can't even fulfill and you're sitting here timing me like i don't do shit for you guys. i really wonder what the fuck you're going to do when i quit because i'm one the best you got. December 28, 2011 0 70.126.216.204
Tired of Injustice Lexington, Kentucky Rather Not Say St. Joseph Health System is a corrupt corporation who empowers leaders who do not deserve the power given. There are a number of executive level people who abuse their position and have no respect for anyone, including themselves. Core values of Reverence, Integrity, Compassion and Excellence are only words no single leader embodies these qualities nor will they ever. December 28, 2011 0 69.23.34.209
Doodlez This stupid fucking planet SLAVE UNDERSTAFFED AND UNDERPAID!!!!!! THIS COMPANY IS SOOOOOO FUCKING CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY REFUSE TO HAVE ANY COVERAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF BEING A SLAVE HAS TAUGHT ME ANYTHING ITS THAT PEOPLE ARE DUMB SHITS THAT DONT DESERVE TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 28, 2011 0 173.55.195.69
Frustration Indiana Slave I've never LOATHED a job until I started my current job. I work harder than ANYONE in my unit and I get NO recognition. Which I should expect. I don't expect balloons and confetti for just doing my job. BUT BECAUSE I do the job and do it well I get MORE fucking work dumped on me when the rest of the low life scum suckers get NO work at all. I know my boss thinks I'm efficient but she is the most BI-FUCKING-POLAR person I've ever met. One day she is nice and the next she if melting your soul with her stare.
ON TOP OF THAT, the dude in the cube next to me has a vocal tic (aka tourettes). ALL day he clears his voice, sniffs, grunts, etc. There is no way to say something about it with out sounding like a total dick. I wear ear buds as much as I can without getting yelled at by the boss lady.
ALSO, the admin assistant in our area is a fucking flea ridden whore. She flirts with EVERYONE: the security guard, IT staff, mailroom staff, executives, etc. It's fucking irritating and annoying. She is 30 years old and dresses like a middle school-er. She wear jeans with holes in the knees and hello kitty shirts. Whats worse is for SOME GOD FORSAKEN REASON my boss defends her even though she doesn't do SHIT. If this chick worked for any other supervisor in our company she'd be fired. I'm not even touching the tip of the iceberg on this fucktard. I feel for her becuase she was in a bad domestic situation a while back but she is making up for in by fucking everything thing around. Makes our company look bad. Where the fuck did these people find her...oh yah, she was a bikini barista and my boss hired her. GO FIGURE. I hate going to work...these people don't even know how to be professional. It's so bad its funny. I just hope I can find a way out SOON December 27, 2011 0 76.28.191.172
That One Person Hell Whipping One I didn't used to hate my job, but thanks to some of my immediate manager's decisions I am ready to quit. I feel paranoid, depressed, anxious and looked down upon. Bunch of fucking asshats.
My job makes me heavily consider buying a lottery ticket; something I know better than to do.
Fuck my coworkers and my boss. Up their holier-than-thou asses. December 27, 2011 0 173.21.229.244
Unknown Unknown Unknown Ive only ever heard of workplace gossip bullying but I soon found out first hand on how it feels and the impact it had on me. At first these people come off as friendly and nice until one day these mutha fuckers started gossiping about me. Everyone started treating me differently they started picking on me making smart remarks about me and dissing me. Now it's on mutha fuckers! JEALOUS LAZY INCONSIDERATE UGLY ASS LOW LIFE SCUM BAGS!!! HOW DARE YOUS PASS JUDGEMENT ON ME WHEN YOUR ALL FUCKED UP!!! THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES AND SCRUBS DO YOUR FUCKEN JOB FOR ONCE AND STOP TALKING SHIT!! AND TO THAT FAKE BITCH DON'T CALL ME YOUR FRIEND COS I DON'T CONSIDER YOU ONE! YOU TWO FACED ME AND ONE OF YOUR CLOSES FRIENDS WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN TRUST YOU! AFTER ALL THE SHIT YOU PULLED. BITCH GET REAL I HATE YOU!!! I WISH I NEVER MET YOU! I HOPE YOU GET CAUGHT OUT! December 27, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
frustrated earth anything For 4 months I have put up with your fucking bull shit attitude! why can’t you say thank you for anything? I slave my ass off for this firm, and I never hear one word of thanks.
the screw-ups who should be fired get praised all day long (probably sleeping with the boss or something!
I cannot wait until I leave this firm! December 27, 2011 0 71.171.126.65
nowhere man nowhere land helper Why do I put up with it? the money is great but it is not worth this fucking bs!
My coworkers are assholes, my boss is a dick! Why I just have 1 happy week at work!
Fuck you all!!!! December 27, 2011 0 71.171.126.65
the man everywhere fun I hate that worthless asshole! 2 years on the job and she still is clueless! And I always end up bailing her out - and with no recognition!
What the Fuck?
She can kiss my ass! December 27, 2011 0 71.171.126.65
nobody anywhere anything you bitch!!! don’t ever ask me to help you with your workload again! I help you out and you repay me by taking all of the credit and never once thanking me?? Fuck YOU!
I hate that Bitch! December 27, 2011 0 71.171.126.65
Enough is Enough Anywhere Rubber Stamping Lackey I have had to put up with that worthless piece of shit for the past 10 years. Weekly verbal abuse. I can't go to work without feeling horrible. He has made what could have been the greatest job in the world, to being a place I loathe. Three more years and I can retire (can't come soon enough).
I have never met, nor have I ever worked for, a more toxic and worthless piece of shit boss in my life. NO WONDER YOU HAVE BEEN DIVORCED TWICE, YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. I FUCKING HATE YOU!
If I came across you bleeding to death on the side of the road, I wouldn't lift a finger to help you.
It does feel better to be able to get this out of me.....YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! December 27, 2011 0 71.171.126.65
Anonymous A hopeless place too Wizard I'm glad I left the job! I couldn't help but think that I was the only person in my department sweating my ass off. I would still b there had they worked as hard as I did. They always gave me the big orders n took they're time with two or three orders that took them all day to complete. Fuck that shit!! They did that on purpose cos they're lazy fucks!! Now I'm gone you's can fucken sweat bitches! And to the two face bitch ass fucks go get a life worth living and stop spinning shit! December 27, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
Stupid Stupidville Crapped all over I fucking hate my job right now. Surgeons are fucking bastards and they treat theatre nurses like shit on the bottom of their very fucking expensive shoes. "I don't have to apologise to her, she knows how stressed I get". Yes you DO have to fucking apologise when you scream at me like a small child having a fucking tantrum over a stupid piece of equipment that you never even told me you needed you fucking fat ugly WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 27, 2011 0 86.181.203.62
ugh life is a blow of spikes Just got a brand new car so now im stuck at my job,wish i could keep my car and never work again, i hate doing retail ppl are assholes dreading seeing one of my coworkers swear she is always on her period or bipolar not sure which.All i know is she needs meds asap she makes my life a living hell otherwise it wouldnt be so bad if she would just drop off the face of the earth it would be like Christmas for me. December 27, 2011 0 108.67.18.208
Fed up England Office administrator I hate my job...I'm back in this Friday (all day) and am dreading it. I should have left years ago but...the money is good....I'm scared of giving in my notice and not being able to get anything else. I'm sure I would, but I've got good part-time hours so it's fits in so well around my two kids. I've got no-one to really talk to about this and feel so very very unhappy and depressed about the whole situation! I'm sick of the managers and the workers, their a bunch of lazy arsed wasteoftimers. December 27, 2011 0 88.104.109.29
IT'S NOT ME IT'S THIS FUCKING JOB OMG I can't FUCKING STAND what I do for a living.....I honestly like my place of employment and most of my co-workers, but I am so sick of typing for a living, God please kill me now.....oh sure, 25 years ago this was the easiest course in school to take and the shortest course, but now I can't afford to go back to school. I need a career change so badly, I can't take it anymore....I FUCKING HATE TYPING all day long, staring at a computer, sitting at a desk while my ass grows fatter and fatter and fatter each day, I have bad tendonitis in my elbows from typing 8 fucking hours a day, and I need a massage all the time because my shoulders and back become so cramped up......I have tried applying for other jobs but I can't find anything else.....I have no other skills other than typing and I can't afford to quit work to go back to school......FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK I HATE MY JOB!!!!!!! December 27, 2011 0 24.72.40.44
YOU SUCK and you know it so, hope your holiday was a joyous one you rat faced C-U-N-T
I hope you choke on your iphone, and your ipad and your vacations to the islands. It's really nice how you dicked all your employees over this year on a bonus..and said NOT ONE WORD
im not long for this company really, Im tired of working for someone who doesn't appreciate all I do for them. The only way you will realise what I do, is if Im no longer here to do it for you.
Suck and dick and die you dried up piece of shit
No Love December 27, 2011 0 71.250.242.232
Sarah I hate her! She doesn't care about anyone but herself, and still thinks she knows us all!!!! December 27, 2011 0 113.254.103.240
Omg please let me win the lotto jackpot Another killer commute in bloody inclimate weather. Don't know how I am still alive. And for this place? Ha. Hahahahahahaha. All for a paycheck that doesn't even pay all the bills. And..bonus...I frequently get treated like shit on top of it all. So here I am at the end of the holiday hoping I can keep suicidal ideation at a minimum. :o( Good luck with that. December 27, 2011 0 174.252.178.116
stalked and talked about where old asians clock me hated on You old asian bitch. don't claim I take excesive breaks when you yourself take a shit load of fkn breaks and don't lift a fkn finger. you are an unattractive washed up old cunt...jealous of me because i produce more than you. You got your lame ass feelings hurt when you saw I could report your trifling control freak ass too. wanna clock me bitch...? you will get clocked. Its on you fkn Chan chong chang choo. No one likes you. we all think you are ugly nosey and a shark. fuck off Lucy Lu! December 27, 2011 0 68.28.51.119
Show Me The Money Owed To Me Hey, bitch. I pointed out how this lousy company owes me $8,000. I pointed out several times (providing proper doumentation), and you fought me tooth and nail about it.
But when the Accounts Payable dummy went through the books, she found out I was in fact owed $8,000. This is money that I worked for an owed by this company.
So what the fuck did you do? You sent me an e-mail telling me this will be considered my bonus check.
WHAT?!?!? This is money OWED to me!!! It was part of the contract (payment to be paid to me) that YOU folks in the company agreed to. NOW you are claiming it as a bonus check, which means I will NOT be getting a bonus check like everyone else (due to how well the company did in these miserable times).
FUCK THIS!!! I will have to lawyer up and sue this company for breach of contract!! December 27, 2011 0 210.75.1.98
K I was recently given a "promotion" from my office manager/administrator role to a role in a different part of the company. I was excited for the opportunity just to get away from one of the bosses, a major bitch. I was given a three hour heads up that I had to move my desk, computer and books to a different part of the building and have everything ready for my replacement, who was starting the next day. They also offered me a pittance of a raise because, "we can't afford anymore right now." I've come in as early as 6 am, left as late as 1 am, worked weekends, worked through evenings, never once took a day off in my one year of employment there. I worked very hard and was hopeful the new position would be less stressful.
The new admin makes $15,000 more than I do after my raise, and she does half the work. The horrible boss brought her in because they're friends. I still do half of my old job, plus my new job. I'm actually working more than I did before. I'm salaried at 40 hours, but I'm working 60-70 just to keep up. If I miss one thing, the horrible boss comes down on me and harasses me for the slightest mistake. I am constantly thrown under the boss, sometimes for things I wasn't even involved in, while the new girl is protected and favored.
The horrible boss is a temperamental, immature, hypocritical child who micro-manages and alienates employees and manages to point fingers at everyone except herself. She blames others for mistakes that are clearly her own, and when confronted with the facts she denies them and blames others all the way to the bank. She makes four times what I make.
The horrible boss comes in at 9:00 am, leaves right at 5:00 pm and takes an hour or more lunch, often to get her hair or nails done, or to go shopping. I come in at 7:00 am, work until at least 7:00 pm (12 hour day) and rarely take any kind of lunch break at all. My lunch typically consists of going to the kitchen to get a salad out of the fridge and eating it at my desk while continuing to work.
I don't ask for much. I would only like to gain the respect of my horrible boss, who seems to think I sit at my desk and twiddle my thumbs until she delegates some crap project to me with an impossible deadline and poorly communicated expectations. I'm not asking for a raise, but I'd appreciate it if the new girl could do the entire job she's being paid more than me to do, since right now I'm still doing half of it, which is impeding me from focusing on my new job. Lastly, if you see a moving bus going by, please throw yourself in front of it instead of throwing me- I'm not the one dragging down the company! December 27, 2011 0 173.88.215.85
Ben Illinois Account Manager I really don't want to go back to work tomorrow after Christmas weekend. It's going to be slow as fuck and everyone in my family is still off until after New Year's.
Also, I really need to quit but I'm afraid about this consignment warehouse issue I have... it's a complete mess and no one knows it but me. I'm afraid that if I give notice I'm quitting that they'll definitely find me out and I will be screwed.
That's why part of me is wondering if maybe I should just quit... give no notice and go. It's my right to do so in Illinois... we'll see... December 27, 2011 0 75.3.117.189
Mandy Texas IT All I can think about on the night before the week starts again is how much I hate my coworkers. Not my job, not my pay, but every single unprofessional, backstabbing, sexist and/or POS I work with. I make great money. Damn near six figures. But when I made $6 an hour over ten years ago, I did not hate my coworkers. I drank beer with them. Went to baseball games with them. We traded holiday cards. WHAT THE FUCK IS -YOUR- PROBLEM ASSHOLES? December 26, 2011 0 166.248.131.129
Annonymous A hopeless place Gold medalist sprinter It would have made life at that hell hole a lot easier if my supervisor was there to supervise us!! I had to work with this bitch who thinks she runs the show. Can you do me a favour? Can you quickly carry all those boxes and put them on the roller!! Sure! Let me just push my high speed button shall I...I know where I'd like to shove these boxes though! Can you hurry up so I can do my paperwork shes says..well if you didnt drag me off my work load to help you I'd probably be finished by now! Go and put this in the rubbish... But your closer I say, can you just do as your asked! Screams that little bitch! She drops my shit never picks it up and says its not her when I fucken saw her do it. Oi do me a favour run and take this to so n so.. I'm standing there like what? She's see the manager from behind me never mind I'll do it myself she cries. So you fucken should! Bitch...get off your lazy ass and do your own work! Oh and your fucken mother should teach you how to sit on a fucken chair! Skank. December 26, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
Dick Burns Gainesville, Florida idiot who was sold down river Our CEO Janet sold us down the river calling us a 2nd rate newspaper. We have a Pulitzer prize for crying out loud. She said it in forbs. nice. They ran us in to a dirt pile now they bail on us with the sale. I hope this company thinks a little more of it's employees than NYT did. Shame on taking 130 years off newspapering and whiping you fat ass with it Jan thanks for all you do. December 26, 2011 0 98.70.149.158
••••• •••••• ••••• Co workers from hell!!! When I started this job I was happy now I'm so depressed I wanna end it all. But I know that it's not gonna solve anything so I'm gonna find another job and want them to hear me succeed. My co workers are backstabbers, jealous haters, two face, fake ass fuck witts!! I FUCKEN HATE YOU'S WHY DON'T YOU'S FUCKEN GET A LIFE WORRY BOUT YOUR OWN FUCKED UP SELF AND STOP PUTTING THE BLAME ON ME ASSHOLES!!! THE ERRORS ARE YOU'S COS YOUR SOOO FUCKEN LAZY I TELL YOU THAT I WAS MISSING ITEMS BUT YOU SAY IT'S ALL THERE JUST MANUALLY ENTER IT. A WEEK LATER THE ITEMS YOU CLAIMED WERE WASNT SO IT'S MY FAULT COS YOU TOLD ME TO ENTER IT IN. YOU BITCH! AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING YOU JUST LET ME TAKE THE FALL!! YOU BITCHES! December 26, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
A Slave Underworld Bullshit shoveler The fucking company I work for is a dirty, cheap ass, greedy, ass kissing, power tripping and is based on favoritism. I've worked there almost 4 years and get the same shitty raise as someone who does a quarter of the work. Fuck you ass supervisor you dirty, kiss ass, power tripping CUNT!!!!!! You must have sucked the president's big, ugly, dick for your job title. YUCK!!!!!! The other two supervisors are the biggest bullshitting assholes you could ever imagine. Yeah I hope you two motherfuckers work there until you retire. Ha! Ha! Losers!!!!! Keep kissing ass!!!! And to one of my co-workers named "Y" you are the biggest liar, two faced, annoying person I ever had to work with. Grow the fuck up for fuck's sake. You pretend your everyone's friend, then goes an tattles on them over stupid shit. I KNOW you reported me as well. FUCK YOU CUNT!!!!! Nobody likes you. Fake stupid bitch!!!!! Can't wait to get the fuck out of here!!!!!! December 26, 2011 0 74.198.9.184
Bob N.Z Slave You need to be re trained is what that fucked up bitch said to me. Bitch you need to see a shrink! You can't handle pressure you cry baby!!! You fake bitch take your fake hugs and piss off!!! I HATE YOU!! Iv watched you crumble and had a breakdown you need to re trained on how to do your fucken job you looney ass bitch! For your sake I hope to never bump into! December 26, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
nobody remembers it stupid expensive sydney office slave I HATE MY FUCKING JOB AAAARRRRAGHH.. Actually i hate all jobs i ever had.. whay is everone always on a big fucking power trip like what they do actuall y matters??? My boss has been in the same job for 10 years and thinks he is fucking hero cos he knows all the procedures inside out.. I dont care if you file all your emails and want me to do the same. FUCK THAT.. i dont have time for this anally retentive wank fest.. just delete your fucking emails after you read them you cunt. Thank fuck i have saved enough cash from the last 15 years working for wankers like this that I am on the count down to quitting permenantly.. and my last act will to be delete all your STUPID archived emails you dumb fuck. December 26, 2011 0 175.39.4.175
James New Zealand Retail salesperson FUCK YOU CUSTOMERS
What the fuck happened to Christmas being about family and people. Do you not have better shit to do than crowd outside our store at 8am on boxing day and stampede when we open? A MASSIVE fucking fuck you to the people who decided on the mall being open 9am-7pm on boxing day. Fuck off. I GOT LIKE, ONE FUCKING DAY OF REST AND HAD TO BE UP AT 6AM THE NEXT MORNING. AND NO, WE HAVE NO MORE IPOD TOUCHES SO FUCK OFF AND STOP ASKING. BUY YOUR 8 YEAR OLD A FUCKING LESSON IN THE VALUE OF MONEY INSTEAD. December 26, 2011 0 203.173.244.139
? Disneyland ? I can't stand my co workers they are older than me but behave and act like immature idiots with no brains!! these people backstabb each other and pretend to your face with their fake smiles. They treated me so bad and walked all over me. So this is my payback!!! The purple bitch hmmm he's too young for you so find someone your own age you cradle snatching old bag too bad the highlights are a waste on you. A parachute anyone? Who cheated on their gf! Two face one fat ass! Hey I was there when you faked your shock when the host said that she had bottles stolen I know you stole one bitch! I wonder if I should tell since you enjoyed two facing me you fat shit! Marhad you fat shit you can't sing and I doubt you can act but I have seen you act like a total ass!! She's just not that into you so stop stalking her you fatso! Little shit do your own work you lazy bitch! To the The big mouth bitch fuck up! Attention whore!...Yes, you got fired I said to myself after I learnt you were talking shit about me count your fat ass lucky cos I would have loved to see you die you fuckin shit! I can't believe you after what you said about me you had the slightest nerve to ask me for smokes you fat bitch!!! Hey grumpy old hag! U love to kissing johnsons ass! To the husband stealing wife cheating bitch fuck you!!! Fuck yourself!!! Ugly ass bitch. And everyone else who made it hell for me FUCK YOU'S !!! December 26, 2011 0 122.60.129.30
Ace Somewhere Warehouse assistant I signed to work at this place for a few months 1 month later and I hate it there. Had a falling out with the supervisor who turned out to be the biggest asshole ever and his little bitch side kick always kissing his ass. Shes a two face lazy bitch and Im glad I stood up to her cos she fuckn pissed off I almost slapped the bitch she always displayed my mistakes for everyone to hear and yet she always had excuses for her mistakes the lame ass bitch! I also stood upto that creep of a supervisor i was so proud of myself that he couldn't handle it that after 2 weeks he still bought it up making excuses for himself that how I should get over it bitch I did you didn't. Fat lazy shit. And I found a lot of fake ass bitches one mother n her fucked up daughters and a fucken fake ass story spinning bitch! The mother fucken runs to our department like a headless chicken all fucken stressed and depressed then all of a sudden were stressed and depressed thanks to her and her fucked up daughter sits on her ass like she's some cleopatra do this! Do that! I could pick her ass up and throw her they can't work under pressure but they sure like to pressure other people. As for her other daughter she's a straight up bitch!! I cant stand her last but not least that story spinning shit hey you weren't so fucken perfect that night either you fucked up bitch you like the attention don't you that's why you talk shit out of your ass you and that mutha fucken rapist from work that your defending you saw him that night and what he was being like to me yet you fucken stand up for him you piece of shit the both of you's can fuck yourselfs you told everyone at work a different story I don't trust you that's why when you txt and asked me what happened at work I told you I didn't want to talk about it...the reason is you bitch! Drop dead u evil cow. December 25, 2011 0 49.224.211.122
Anger I have been at this place for 3 months and just now received a uniform. WTF this suppose to be a high class resort maybe it would help if we all looked the same?? Just a thought. On top of that my boss schedules me ten fucking hours!!!!! Closing on Christmas eve and fucking Christmas are you serious?!?!?? Please go fuck yourself in the asshole and you wonder why I'm a little annoyed? And he decides to call in because his dog had diarrhea are you fucking for real? I think I'm calling in next week to say FUCK YOU. December 25, 2011 0 12.8.216.2
........... .............. ................... so fuck the lot of you for ruining christmas eve at work. thanks for that. you bunch of cunts. not just the people i work with, but the customers too. "oh it's christmas eve, lets all rush out because we havn't finished our shopping yet, and not leave until the very last minute, like, right past closing time" twats.
To the cunt i work with: thanks a bunch for messing up the area i had just cleaned and making me do it all over again because you decided to throw biscuits everywhere. dick head. if you turn up drunk to work on tuesday, then i'm dobbing your arse in.... December 25, 2011 0 188.29.194.228
Etymologist North America Kicking Post This week my boss only spoke to me to harass me or to tell me I was horrible at my job. All the while he made an extra point of being nice to all my co-workers. Why? I wasn't able to go to the team party he put together which didn't start until 6:00 PM (10 minutes AFTER my last bus leaves for the day). I'd already told him this a million times. If you are a boss and you want to thank your team take them to lunch during the day. Give them a gift. Don't force them to spend 3 to 4 hours after work with you as their thank you. Seriously. In the meantime he's working to "document" how much I suck at my job so he can use it against me without being honest about why he's really pissed. December 25, 2011 0 74.61.12.35
koreandoll South Korea I don't know I really want to resign, every chance I get I send my resume online to other companies..i want to leave my current company asap..can't stand the pressure..want a workplace that's nearer and less stressful..hope i can find one asap. December 25, 2011 0 27.110.190.86
toodles mother fuckers I'm tired of the bullshit. I'm tired of dealing with the ghetto trash that calls itself our "customers". I'm enrolled in university so I don't have to deal with disgusting, rude and ignorant customers and so I'll never have to listen to the dumb backstabbing drama of a management I don't care about. Thanks you guys, you only make my resolve to complete my degree stronger. I don't care about your problems or what you may think of me because unlike you unhappy fuckers, I have a future and it doesn't involve this minimum wage shit. December 25, 2011 0 70.126.216.204
all eyes ON me Thank you D for the shitty ass christmas gift. I got you something because I was getting the other people in the office something and didnt want to exclude you. I really put effort into your gift. You however went to some lame ass store at lunch, after i gave you your gift and got me the most ugly ass cheap ass thing you could find. You have horrible tacky taste and that shitty gift is so ugly i gave it to the 2 year old niece to play with. Bitch I rather you given me a kit kat! December 24, 2011 0 99.6.88.120
Natasha Belfast Sales Assistant Well this festive period I am working 3-11 Christmas eve, 3-11 boxing day, 3-11 new years eve and 10-6 new years day!!! Well actually I was supposed to be working 8-4 boxing day which suited me as it would mean I could spend the rest of the day with my family who were visiting but my dickhead of a boss swapped my fucking shift without MY permission and had the cheek to lie to me and say she gave me the wrong shift to begin with to cover her back cuz she knew she did wrong. She had no fucking right swapping my shift on me fucking asshole, wanker, complete utter fucking dickhead. I have had enough you fuckin bitch! Hope you fucking choke on your turkey fuckwank! December 24, 2011 0 94.2.95.123
Abhor my job Hate it but home for two more days on holiday; not a typical holiday due to the horrible economy but, Love you peeps that post here on work rant....we are a miserable lot but Happy Christmas....maybe it will get better for us (or the world will end on 12/12/12!). December 24, 2011 0 174.252.191.132
Beyond exhausted Associate Currently? Hell. Slave to the People Christmas=December.
December=Last month of the Year=Chrismas
Get a clue ladies and gents...it happens EVERY Year. Now isn't that just the funniest thing?
GET YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING DONE BEFORE DECEMBER 24TH!!!!!!!!!!!
I do NOT want to be chased down in the fucking parking lot after closing because some moron fucktard forgot his/her order. Moreover, FUCK YOU BOSSDUDE for making me work! I am tired. My feet hurt. I've lost ten pounds in three days and I am broke until AFTER christmas because you 'can't pay us before the holidays'
FUCK IT ALL December 24, 2011 0 75.183.147.168
i hate my fucking job white slave from mass wow i hate you steve, i worked my ass off and made you millions and i dont get a christmas bonus. Are you fucking kidding me?? while the brothers in the family business can make 150K a year for sitting on your fat lazy asses, while the white slaves do all the work, FUCK YOU. You could probably give me 10 grand and not even notice it and you stiff me and the other employees?? FUCK THIS, I'm outa here aftrer new years, see ya bitches, go do the work yourselves, oh wait , you dont know how to, well now you will have no money coming in!!! Hope you die in a car crash on monday morning motherfucker December 24, 2011 0 24.62.52.65
HAPPY XMAS you miserable lot Yes, I too hate Christmas. Full of idiot teenagers - who have ruined my LIFE December 24, 2011 0 92.20.251.74
maggie columbus ohio bad job Please hurry up and move please. you are very depressing. by no means did you ever deserve your supervisor job. you cant supervise period. you dont care about the company and all you care about is yourself and the other person who is totally incompetent like yourself. you both have a sick relationship and you are both whats wrong with the company. I still after all this time still do the very best job I can for myself. Not for you. you cant manage the other person but you can certainly leave me a note by golly for not making more copies even though i spent the night busting my butt back in the warehouse. good job!! Not only are you incompetent but I seriously believe you are popping pain pills before work and your memory is borderline alzeimers. You are mentally declining. I dont know if it is because of your years of alcohol abuse and cigarettes. it definitely shows on your face and how is it that nobody i work with likes you? have you ever examined yourself? I am done with you. dont bother me anymore!! and the other employee who you baby all day, she knows her time is almost up becuase when the real boss comes back her time will be up and i once again will be happy. I hang on because of my apartment, internet, and all of my bills and I know the job wont be so bad after you fucking leave. nobody wants to deal with you because it doesnt hurt them the way you hurt me. But one day when we start to lose customers then all the people up front driving the bmw's will do something then till the end they dont pay me enoguh to worry about this shit. i will do my job duties and i dare any of you to start shit with me. I will confront you in such a professional way you will have no choice but to answer my questions and you will know i am holding you to your resposibilties even though the managers that get paid 75,000/year are too damn lazy and thinking about retirement. fuck you all. December 24, 2011 0 69.47.167.17
Fat Low life B**tch I work with a mental woman. She's gained about 100 pounds since she pounds her face with food every ten minutes (and I heard doctors have told her to she had to lose that weight) but I'm not knocking this beast on her weight but her nasty attitude. She waves her Christain flag in everyone's face and "pretends" the Lord is her savior but is anything but religous. This whale is one of the meanist things I have come across in years. At least if a woman is mean she isn't thumping her Bible in my face. I hate people like this beast (her arms are twice the size of a gorilla's arm) She makes the office cold and boring. I hate her. Literally. I think if she died at her desk the only one who would notice is the goofy analysist that is endangered of losing her job. This woman makes our office miserable. I dream of throwing her fat ass out the door but Im afraid of breaking my back with that beast. Here's the thing, you bitch, I'll kick your ass any day-and I'll do it with your Bible-you are not religious so stop the pretending. Just because you and your husband travelled the world preaching I still think you're a demon. Oh and I spit on your keyboard daily...enjoy you smelly cunt "D December 24, 2011 0 184.91.26.248
sally d.c. teacher I have a new boss that literally can't remember conversations, loses documents and changes her mind....fucking daily. She confessed that she's had difficulty "adjusting her medication" and after less than 4 months on the job, took a vacation "to get away". She's lets office gossip rule her evaluations since she's too lazy, crazy to due them herself. She criticizes me daily...fucking daily. I hate her fucking guts for all the turmoil she's created in my life. She's put me on probation based on some bitches gossip. Which after forcing her hand by jamming her email with indisputable evidence of incompetence/harassment/etc. she now is forced to deal with it. But she's already lost one important document which "really concerns her". Last time I strolled by her office she was frazzled about having to deal with said bitch who lied to her about my performance. I am so close to calling HR and calling out this stupid abusive bitch who can't handle a job for more than 4 months without needing to escape for a few days...right before the Christmas holidays when she will take another extended break. Why do I hate her??? She is targeting me for some reason....karma, karma, karma. Ask the last stupid boss that tried that on me. December 23, 2011 0 68.100.246.145
? ? ? Stupid bitch boss whos not even my real boss but thinks she is, likes to pull me up for the smallest mistakes that she used to make all of the time and treat me like its the end of the world. A complete controlling egocentrical micromanager bordering on a bully.
what can you do about someone like this, she needs a good fuck cos rite now shes married to the job.
im planning a way to get her fired
ahhhh i feel better December 23, 2011 0 78.105.137.30
and they still keep haunting me For fuck sake, even when you hand in your resignation, escape from the bastard losers that work in that fucking god damn office (full of fucking prats), your partner who still works with them spends all fucking day at their Christmas party. How fucking thick do you really need to be? They are busy working out a legal case against you and you spend time with the fucking losers that make up the retard business.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?
You keep sucking their balls you thick piece of shit. December 23, 2011 0 82.132.218.244
Jessica who cares Sales Associate so, i had to call in sick for work. because my job stresses me out so much, that i have been violently puking every two hours, and i have a 102 fever. my boss doesn't believe me, and i am probably about to get fired from my job that i am way underpaid for. when i called in sick this morning he got mad at me for waiting until the store opened and told me i should have called earlier. when i had been attempting to call him since 6:30 this morning but the phone line wouldn't stop telling me that the store was closed. he demanded that i be at work tomorrow, and he blamed me for getting sick on "our busiest days of the year" and he just kept screaming at me. i'm sorry i got sick because of how much stress you put me under and how i have no benefits to go get checked out at the hospital because you don't offer them you stupid scumbag. December 23, 2011 0 99.36.167.157
LaLa Bay Area Senior Care Consultant I have been working at this job for a lonnnng time. NEVER EVER GOTTEN A RAISE! Had my benefits taken away. Had the holiday, vacation, and sick paid days away. Now, its the fucking holidays.... this bitch gave me a fucking $25 dollar bonus. Thats not even considered a fucking bonus!!!! im pissed. im putting my resignation in on Tuesday!!! fuck you bitch! Im gunna slash your tires!!!! December 23, 2011 0 67.174.207.141
sad worker where theres no xmas unpaid worker Sooo its Friday which is payday and the last day of work before xmas and I'm the only one who has to wait for their pay. I was suppose to give me mom $300 for xmas along with gifts but now I can't. I have to say hey mom I know you're having money problems but you have to wait for your xmas gift til after xmas because my boss decided to pay the two crackheads, the asshole and the kiss ass for xmas and not me. I also can't finish my shopping and I'm not even sure if I have money to eat dinner tonight. But who the fuck cares about me as always. cause for some reason my boss thinks I shit money and I don't need it. I do everything you ask, I do personal shit for you that your fukin daughter or lazy ass wife should do and all you do is screw me over. Thanks a lot. Oh yea when I find a new job you won't be getting a 2 week notice. I'm calling you the day after I start my new job to say fuck you. December 23, 2011 0 96.250.148.217
TIRED OF THE SHIT FUCK IT no one important enough GET THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today was the office holiday party, just like every year. We have a sit down lunch and exchange gifts ad get our bonuses. Every year we get a $500 bonus, which is great considering I've worked for this bitch for 7 years and haven't got a raise not one time. Well as we sit at the table opening the gifts one by one, every one got a book, a card and nice a nice chocolate gift set. You know all the fake oohh's and ahh's shit from a bunch of fake people. It comes to be my turn, I get a bag that was ripped and had shoe marks on it, a calendar from the dollar store, and WTF!!!! NO BONUS. One co-worker laughed, and another was speechless. I Sat through the rest of the lunch trying not to cry. I waited until everyone left for the day and politely asked why I didn't get my bonus OR the nice gift set. THIS FUCK STUPID BITCH SAID, "I don't know what you are talking about every one got the same thing". REALLY THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT, 7 YRS OF HELL. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. December 23, 2011 0 173.168.236.242
Danielle Syracuse, NY Paralegal Why the fuck is my boss so fucking slow. It takes him five hours to type one fucking letter....then you go and hire another employee who does absolutely nothing and start some case for her when you know she has no fucking money and now I am working late a few days before Christmas on her case and she calls in...............what a fucking joke.....Can you please hurry the fuck up you pompous idiot. December 23, 2011 0 64.22.39.244
Amy P Canada Office Administrator I am sick and tired of a big client that this company has. The owner treast 2 of their employees like they have the plague. They do not even want the 2 of their employees going to xmas dinner that my boss caters for them. And they treat me the same way. Well today i mouthed back, i am sick and tired of them treating me like a second class citizen. They are human and so am i, plus the work they wanted done the description is one that their office called in and i wrote down what they told me and i told them whom it was i talked to. So he says to me what are you going to do to resolve this i said to him what do you mean what am i going to do. He then says he wants the invoice change well why did you not say this in the 1st place asswipe. He treats me like it is my fault when it is the fault on their part. Frick i am pissed off at the moment. So that is my rant...... December 23, 2011 0 209.53.179.1
And another thing Just because I'm new to the office doesn't mean I'm new to the profession. DUH. I do not believe for a second that the supervisor didn't discuss my resume in detail (yes I've noticed there is no confidentiality and no ethics in that place) with all of you prior to my arrival. Based on the fact that in my last position I had at minimum TWICE the clients as any of you and was quite able to handle all of it plus significant overtime without incident....YES....i not only think I'm better than you...i KNOW it!! So once again wankers in land of ill bred inbred pathology.....FUCK...OFF! December 23, 2011 0 174.254.144.245
MB Ayyyyy The Executive Mens Room Kennel cleaner This is really really REALLY getting ridiculous. You lose one argument (because you didn't have the foresight to see it was doomed the instant you dumped your REQUIRED legal representation) and NOW you're going back to ANOTHER one you lost months ago, this one even stupider than the most recent.
The classic definition of insanity is doing something over and over, the same exact way, and expecting different results. You are a classic example of an insane person. Piled on top is a heaping helping of delusion. There is no way in hell anyone will ever believe your brother ruined your business simply by "cyberstalking" you and incessantly posting negative (and fake) reviews and blogs online -- and no where else. I know it's aggravating as hell, but it's not possible to ruin a business in such a way. Maybe if he'd been making radio and television commercials or renting out billboards all over the country telling people you're a fraud, I'd be more inclined to believe it. Everybody with half a grain of common sense keep telling you: It's your fucking unnecessarily verbose "contract". It's about as organized as your thinking skills -- which is to say, it's a tangled, senseless mess. You keep saying it covers your ass -- but if your ass needs THAT much covering, you need to get out of this business altogether.
I attempted a few years ago to help edit a book(let) you were trying to self-publish; I could not manage this feat because you wouldn't(or couldn't) organize the content in any coherent way. The crap you kept providing ended up looking "run-on" and redundant and impossible to organize. I think you were trying to impress more than inform. I kept begging you to give me an outline of how you wanted things to flow; I kept begging you to go through what you'd written and remove things that were repeated (almost verbatim) in other places in the manuscript. You had no idea how to do such a thing. You thought I could do it, even though I do not know a thing about the subject. You wanted to pour 15 years' worth of data into a single, 100-pages-or-less booklet. You tried to put so much unnecessary technical jargon and genetic information and charts and graphs into the thing, it was looking less and less like a practical guide to the type of dog you breed. It looked more like a technical manual for someone trying to create their own Frankenstein's monster.
Here's my final conclusion on your personality type: You have a persecution complex compounded by your inability to organize and finish one large project before moving on to the next one. December 23, 2011 0 67.32.155.202
so many lame workers Stop with your crossed-eyed grin, and then you talk crap behind my back. First off, you're one goofy looking dude. You look like an alien. I'm on to you. You pretend to be so like a doormat it's so creepy to watch. I know you don't like me along with that crack-head. How you guys hired him is anyone's guess and then give him a raise. You realize he's a coke head? Anyway, my rant is you. I know you fucked up this report but due to me not being there that day- you are going to blame it on me. You never complete a task until it's days late. The reports you created are a mess and always f-up. Thank GOD for the new boss because this will NOT be tolerated. You need to go back to school and learn the new systems because you have not done your job correctly in a long time. I think you know it and now are trying but, to me, it's way too late. I say get the hell out. I also think your a future serial killer. just saying. I hope London is ready for you because you are a wanker. You need a face lift, you ugly frog. December 23, 2011 0 184.91.26.248
Doormat Shithole Doormat A lot of people pass cards around this time of year in the office. My fucking boss never once handed out a card to anyone and she makes over 300,000 a year with the stock and bonus. Talk about cheap. I handed out bottles of wine and only cost me $150. If I can do that on my piss poor wages you would think that fucking bitch should be able to cough up a few buck for a handfull of fucking cards.
She came in late yesterday, ate at her desk and was gone for a 4 day Christmass weekend at 2. She never once wished anyone a happy holiday. What a fuckung petty bitch.
Well you fucking bitch, I wish you a Merry Christmass and may Santa and all his reheinder and elves take a shit on your face you ungreatful fuckwad! December 23, 2011 0 74.101.228.32
CodeMonkey Australia Jesus H Mary Mother of Christ! Anyone have a wild goose to catch? I'm sure there's one around here SOMEWHERE!!!
What a day .. what a motherfucking day! <pulls cigarette from pack>
Why do I think that modern postal workers are created rather than born? December 23, 2011 0 118.209.167.194
jack surrey cash office hate my job work there for years when i think am going up in the business what happens i get one of the boss who a women who hates guys and is a 2 face bitch and the store manager who a fat twat who anit letting me become manager what the fuck i been working there for over 5 years i no what am doing fucking twats making me feel like am a kid i do them loads of favs doing loads of overtime to show them am up for the business and will work my ass off but no when you want to cash it in to let them no u work so much as a fav they forget and dont give to shits about it December 23, 2011 0 94.192.108.50
Ebenezer Scrooge If you play the Chipmunks Christmas song one more time, I'm going to smash your computer to bits and shove the pieces down your throat. December 23, 2011 0 24.158.85.120
Z.V Alberta Cook I'm so tired of being fucked over by my co-workers. I get a promotion after two years, only to have some fucking silent asshole steal it out from under me. So I keep with my old job, which garners me no respect at all, only to be shit on by one particular asshole above me. Look, fucker, your not so goddamn smart, so shut your fucking mouth, stop talkin' and lookin' at the girls, and fucking do some work before I smack you out of the goddamn building, you worthless retard. December 23, 2011 0 70.73.117.249
hatin brown NC Customer Service I hate my job!!!!! I hate customers!!!!! I know with out these assholes I wouldn't have a job but damn give me a break. Realize because you are expecting a package doesn't make you our customer. You ordered something from a company that enters a contract with us and PAYS us. There they are the customer. We do what they want. We don't care about you!! Just because you threaten me does not make me want to help you. Getting your husband on the phone to yell at me doesn't make me want to help you. I truley do no care about you or your package. December 23, 2011 0 71.71.62.135
sup who has been duped NH supervisor You were hired to work x amount of hours per week. Just come in and do your work, stop, just stop with the lame sick excuses. And if you are sick, fucking stay home. Don't come in and 1/2 ass your way through and whine. If you are truly sick, stay home and get off facebook. Stop telling me what you are going to do, it works the other way.
And to my so called team, so convenient that you can't help us out, but yet it's okay for us to cover everyone else. And then you wonder why people are unhappy???? December 23, 2011 0 75.67.54.158
Xud Newport Accountant Oh wait I am supoze to be grateful I have job... Forgot bastard December 22, 2011 0 166.205.137.43
Corporate Slave U S Slave The place I work for was taken over by a Fortune 500 company and today they said we can not have personal heaters or fans. It is a ware house that has been turned into an office and there are around 150 people in this room. I am 51, and dam proud of it, and I have hormone serges I sometimes I need the fan to cool down and some times the heater because I am freezing. These assholes are creati a physically hostal environment. I will not be able to do my world because I will have to huddle in my chair to warm up or leave the building to cool down. I am dam sick and tired o them abusing me. December 22, 2011 0 75.150.35.198
Captive Burning hell Servant Soooo....I ditched the christmas party. Don't fucking even give me that bullshit that you all scheduled it that way so that I could attend. Really? LMAO Not one of you bitches even spoke for the first month. Some waited for two. A couple of you stared with overt disdain until one day ago. So here's the thing. FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. There is literally only two of you that I don't hate. One has been absent, and the other actually kind. The rest.....wouldn't care if you DIE. I was nothing but polite and even nice. Now...my resolve to leave is stronger. Hope that your holidays SUCK!!!!!!! December 22, 2011 0 174.252.179.132
Working With People blows Bitch u keep me waiting everytime. . So now I'm showing up 15 till closing. Guess you will be leaving way late today. Don't keep me waiting and I wont show up so close to closing time. Just cause your an old hag doesn't mean u get to have me standing there waiting on you while u clean your desk. You know that at 430 u Need to be ready for me.
D fuck u! I support ur lame ass efforts to loose weight. Don't be such a bitch when I need support be a supportive friend. Makes me what to loose the weight and tell u off for being a big bitch. Hope U get fatter. December 22, 2011 0 174.254.49.32
Blanca the Elf Hot Mess Holiday Land Plan Killer Hey lazy fucking slut bitch!!! I am so sorry that you are sick with some phantom "I don't want to work the upcoming Holiday weekend and Holiday that have been assigned to me ALL year" sickness....I won't be answering my damn phone long about 8am on Friday morning. This is because I don't care to get stuck working your fucking weekend so you can be with your man who fucks you and pays your fucking bills but isn't really your man! I worked the fucking Holiday weekend last year and I sucked up even though my family was really pissed but it was my job!! Put on your fucking big girl panties and deal with it!!! FUCK YOU!!! I already do the work that you don't want to do because it might tear you away from the important work you are doing by talking bullshit with your dumbass friends over the phone all night!!! I will not be answering my phone and I will be out of town!!! Fuck you! Ask that piece of shit lazy motherfucker we call a supervisor to take your shift!!! Bet that will go over really well!! I AIN'T ANSWERING MY PHONE CUNT!!! December 22, 2011 0 99.118.205.6
Trout1 Customer Care I just forfeited my unemployment and went back to work thinking, if I can, I should. I took a position that is justt under a third of what I was previously earning to work with a bitch and a mouse in my wing. One is a fucking know-it-all and the other just follows and mumbles-- REALLY??? Customer Care! This isn't my field but I wanted to work, andf I am just about at the same levvel as unemployment-- I could just beat myself! I had a year left and could be working on projects and completing my masters, but no. Good thing. If I am that stupid to take a job with this company, I should not even CONSIDER furthering my education unless it involves spinning plates and getting potty trained! Jesus, one even corrected me when I used the word "elevate" and laughed like I was some fucking idiot; she said "you mean ESCALATE" and my retort was, they have basically the same meaning. Fucking MORON! I've had it with these two. Female pricks just don't want me there because I make an effort to dress well and be friendly; they don't even acknowledge me when I ask questions-- I've been there 3 weeks and I HATE HATE HATE it. I should have kept my unemployment and sat on my ass for another year! Stay away from me, I warn, for I am dangerously STUPID . . . December 22, 2011 0 173.16.32.214
ihatemyjob retail hell peon I hate my job so much. They have fucked me over so many times, I lose my bonus because of another person, something they could have fixed and they didn't. I hate everyone that works their, they're lazy and incompetent assholes. They literally do not have brains in their thick dense fucking skulls. The higher ups including district people are pompous assholes with no idea how hard our jobs are and expect us to get a lot of fucking bullshit done while not acknowledging us at all for all the good we do. I HATE HATE HATE these corporate assholes. They get their bonuses but don't have the time to look into why I don't get mine for something I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR. What a sad excuse of a man you are, what a sad excuse I hope you fucking get fired on christmas day you prick. I literally do not have this much anger in me for anyone on earth. Go drown in a septic tank you conceded pompous idiotic moronic cowardly asshole. December 22, 2011 0 76.98.245.83
quiet person apparently my own world slave all i want to shout out at work is have a fuckin go at someone else!!!! stop using me as your punching bag you arseholes, you smell of crap and have the most boring lives which you manage to talk about all fucking day. Adding to the fact that your jokes are shite and i fake laugh. quite with the constant nagging about every fucking thing in life! arggghhhhh December 22, 2011 0 90.217.162.5
Jesus Nazareth Saviour Nicola, you are such a cunt. There was a time when I fantasized about fucking you. We worked together and your breath was hot and rapid. You got me fired but I cannot get out of my mind my desire to totally fuck and lick your cunt. You ruined my life but now I can build it up. I still reserve the right to want to fuck you.. xx December 22, 2011 0 90.206.56.173
Over it Uneducated dumb ass ville Bank Slave I hate you fucking losers. You uneducated moles. You only got your job because you know someone in management. You sit there all day talking shit, whilst getting paid the same as me. I have a business degree and 5 years experience. I sit there all day, do my work and don't bother anyone, yet you get all the praise because because you lick the manager's ass. They have their little clique, when it's someone b'day at work and we have a cake for them they only invite their friends. And fuck are they loud!!! It's meant to be a workplace but it sounds more like a zoo. I hope you all die painfully. FUCKING CUNT ASS HOLES!! December 22, 2011 0 58.164.14.158
employee number ##### Las vegas serf Hey guess what fuckers? -while you layed me off but kept bothering me to work a day here or there - well I got another job in another casino. I am doing the exact same work just without you ms psych narc shift supervisor, and with out you ghetto fabulous (hope you get arrested yet again) and mostly without you my evil bithch boss. Your ass is ginormous and your mom jeans and grey hair are umm not the young demographic our casino is known for. Boy you did like firing people huh?! Well no me. Fuck you fuck you your cool. I'm outta here! December 22, 2011 0 174.254.18.235
Hazel Fremont Administrator I FUCKEN HATE THE BITCH OF A BOSS THAT I HAVE! fucken nasty feet picking, stupid bitch. She thinks she is the big shit! well you are bitch! your the big shit! You thrive of drama, and problem. If you are not making everyone misarable your not satisfied. You think you can come in here and snap your fingers at us! well guess what you cry baby bitch! go suck a dick! or a pussy if thats what you like! Because she is bi!. UUUUGHGHGH! i swear you think you know it all. WEll guess what i dont give a fuck! If you dont give me my raise next year, I am out this bitch! im too smart to be getting paid what i get paid. You cock sucking bitch! You squeeze all the lemon out of ALL your workers. You treat them like shit and then you dispose of them like old rags. You take better care of you junk, garbage, than your employees. You lying conaiving stupid Cleaning lady! cuz thats all you are! DUDE with your little office cleansings! and tamale delivery during the holidays! WTF who the fuck wants those nasty old tamales! your a bitch and now your trying to give ppl food! i would not eat them! AGGGGGGGHHHHHHH! YOUR SUCH A BITCH THAT I FEEL BAD WRITING ALL THIS! because its the truth and the truth hurts bitch! YOUR OLD! face it! AN OLD, crazy, LOUD, voulgar FEET PICKING BITCH! and you dress like a skank! AND YOUR raisin the little troll of your just like you! FUCKEN ASSHOLE! December 22, 2011 0 173.200.189.70
Help Me Now You fucking BIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
December 22, 2011 0 75.150.140.173
Sally the Cracker Land of the Black Females Shit Shoveler So I worked alone with my hyena of a fucking supervisor last night....I did all the work and it was as if she was up there just to monitor me and watch tv while making noises like a fucking zoo animal!! SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!! On top of that, her little friend from another section came to visit and that was the one time that I got a break from her ass! Seriously, I've been working at this hellhole almost as long as you have and yet you feel like you need to babysit me? Bitch, I'm the only efficient person that you have working for you. To boot, the lazy bitch extraordinaire that has been offered a better paying position decided to call in sick last night because she was tired....Tired 'cause your fucking ass played on Twitter and Facebook all day with your dumb fucking unemployed single mother friends....UGH!!! Counting down the days until I leave this motherfucker!! December 22, 2011 0 99.109.189.50
New horizons A wonderful world bullshit My boss is an English major who NEVER accomplished anything but poop out two kids (who her husband raises) and lie her way to the top. I know she is limited in time because I have worked for 4 bosses in 6 years -- but none will be so glorious as when she is gone. She is a hateful, hurtful, and trivial person who is only interested in her own self. I do think you are the biggest (I do mean partially your huge ass) piece of crap ever allowed to exist on Earth. I hope Karma drop kicks you like you deserve. December 22, 2011 0 138.210.203.168
sally a place ? I work for a great department, everyone is nice but the stupid old bitch that loves to boss me around. She is passed retirement age, way past and still waddles around yes waddles, she doesnt actually walk properly the department with her head held high and her arse up her head like she deserves some sort of medal. one word, retire!. she is so upherself, thinks she is the bees fuckin knees and likes to make me feel like shit. Get rid of the bad attitude or retire ! You have control issues, aggressive behaviour and a bad attitude. You sit there, trying to teach me something yet so obviously trying to make me feel like shit, your rude, have no manners, no dress sense and if I had a bat i would hit you across the other side of the globe. But i dont. DONT fuckin make me feel like im stupid. lets not forget that you have had years and years of knowledge and experience in this area whilst I have had what a few months. so for you to purposely make me feel bad to get a little kick for your self ego screw you. sitting there staring at my work whilst im working trying to intimidate me and teaching me shit without any patience, yeh go get your medal full of shit.. idiot. your just jelous of my youth. December 22, 2011 0 124.182.7.110
Katy Abused Knobjockey How on earth, can you say that I am too helpful. I run project after project with a shitty little junior title. How dare you abuse my good nature and work ethic. Thats what you fuckwits need work ethic, you just sit around talking and taking advantage. Why dont you try doing something for me for a change.
Is that too much to fucking ask, why the hell i stayed here for 5 years wishing to move up and develop i am such a fucking idiot. I blame myself but swear to god. I will fucking take you down. You have messed with my head too many times now. Good luck finding 2 people to do my 1 job for lousy wage.
FUCK YOU you fucking arrogant cunts! December 22, 2011 0 195.88.236.17
shame you are a mad cow Another day in hell at the lunatic asylum.Yesterday was so funny though! talk about mental,someone cart that woman away,she is tapped.Wish she would get real. December 22, 2011 0 90.215.59.104
ping Bangkok Architect my boss is just a piece of shit. He has four sisters which form him into an annoying bitch. His mood is swinging up and down like he is having a bipolar disorder, Thait's why I call him BPB, Bipolar Bitch. Today he tell you to do the task, the next day the concept is completely change. He said I my salary is very high that he could hire two entry-level architects. F**K then hire them! I gave a lot to the company and I work very hard. But as usual, no good credit. sucks December 22, 2011 0 58.8.234.43
At The end of my rope i work in retail (first mistake i know) i used to LOVE my job. so much so that i couldnt wait to go to work. well that has changed. employees are lazy. nothing gets done. the manager is a freaking waste. the whole company went from caring about the customer and employees to being money hungry a-holes..I HATE MY JOB! December 22, 2011 0 174.55.8.94
cold bastard the cusp grunt i work in an "upscale" beverage center. we have every kind of beer u can find in this piece of the world.
most people think of this as a cool job. it is not.
the manager is a super weakling, has accepted his role as butt-f-ee, has two blind eyes to the company's deepest staffing problems, and does not protect the employees who work for him.
the owners were born into money and, although italian - behave more like stereotypical jews who have never worked hard for anything in their life. the owners like to show up and play manager about five hours a week (someone's gotta touch all that money). as u can imagine, hearing an absentee's two-cents is not only annoying and unappreciated: it is unwelcome.
i work in a place with about thirty-five cameras (all accessible via the owners' home computers). we get personal phone calls if we look idle or appear to be talking to other employees. i installed the cameras for them. i wish i played dumb. they want me to put in microphones next. one of many laws to be broken...
eighty percent of the workforce is part-time and family. this family, i believe, has been taught not to be held accountable for their actions (e.g., showing up on time, working their whole shift, actually working). the people who actually work here, are referred to as "the help" - even by the customers who enjoy this nepotism.
the worst part of this job is the customers. we have the worst customers in the world! our customers generally expect us to cease our non-stop physical labor that has to be done in clear sight, but talk to them about some weird-ass (e.g. belgian) beer that no one has ever heard of and listen to their worthless story that involves their expensive vacation somewhere that i don't care about and how good this overpriced garbage was. all the time knowing i will get chastised if i don't nod, smile, pretend to listen and recommend something we should push, because it sucks, tastes nasty, and that we have too much of it, and lie about it quality. *as if we drink any of this shit or are interested in this rich persons hobby!*
the economy is bad, stupid! all of us have degrees and have had to resort to the physical labor jobs we held while going to college. even if we did get a discount, why would we waste a single penny on a thirteen plus dollar six pack? why would it matter to our customers what the guy physically carrying this sh-- actually think about it? what is wrong with these self-fart smellers?
we are holding something heavy in our tired arms. we might as well be carrying a box of screws, heart valves, or bricks: still customers get fussy if we don't educate them about the product as if we are passionate about a physical labor job.
we envy the desk jobs that can afford them such luxuries. most of us have been laid-off from such jobs and eagerly await that phone call that will call us back to our fields of study!
we are reprimanded when we turn on the heat, yet reprimanded when the heat is not on when the family and their friends are expected. there is no health insurance - so don't get hurt! you'll be put on state disability or let go. there is no paid time off or holidays.
damn - after reading this, what the hell am i doing? if this hell hole didn't fight unemployment benefits so hard and the employment rate wasn't so low, i'd quit.
f me. i'm owned. i've got to keep applying to those nice cushy jobs with heat, chairs and good leadership.
this has actually been therapeutic. what a great site! i wish i could whine about "that bitch" while in a nice warm office while wearing nice clothes and having civil conversations that don't include constant cursing.
sorry i didn't include rant icons. they're gay. December 21, 2011 0 74.76.231.34
Ranger Girl Va sucker My stupid former f*ckn boss comes by for his last day on the job to clean out his office. of course, since he has nothing to do but move his shit all day, he thinks he can bother me and ask me to do dumb shit like...show him how to use his calendar and put a digital signature on his documents. RETIRE! you're so freakin done it's not even funny! everyone knows your a lazy piece of shit that sits at home and cries that your diabetes is so bad you can't come in. i hate this man. he actually had the NERVE to say to me before he left, with a cheesy grin like it was funny or something, that it seems like i always had an alternative agenda (since I was hired a year ago). WTF? so i make a suggestion that they move my office away from everyone and it seems like i have an alternative agenda?! what about you? what about the guy that lies and never comes into work? how about doing your job for once?? maybe that's why they forced you out of your house and your not my boss anymore?!!! f*kn bs. go to hell jeff. i hate your ass. you know wht your problem is, besides the fact that your lazy and arrogant, you have small man's syndrome. it's so obvious too. u remind me of barney fifthe. i hope you end up getting forced into early retirement and someone puts you in your place. ass. and i f*n hate the little mexican bitches in the office. god i hate them. im so sick of this damn job i cant make myself be nice anymore. im done. they want to be 2 faced bitches to me, they have no idea i can play their little pansy ass games right back. ahhhhhhhhh! way to ruin my vacation you f*n dumbass immigrant bitches. i bet jeff and the mexican bitches are knockin boots...no wonder they're conspiring to make me miserable. makes sense. omg, im poking my mind's eye out. ugh, barf. December 21, 2011 0 71.163.23.203
Moron to an ego centered idiot Topeka Smartest guy here unfortunatel Hey vaginal aunt flow -- you are a self centered educated idiot without the ability to do anything but hire liars and lazy ass kissers around you. I am leaving ASAP and I will never be back nor really care about you. Quite a change for me. I am now ashamed to know you or to work for you. You deserve your racial prejudices. I do believe God will send to you exactly what you deserve for the lies you live and the lives you harm. You always will be the worst person I will ever know L.O. Piece of crap you December 21, 2011 0 138.210.203.168
Kristen Central MO every ones bitch I used to love my job. I cook and work with young kids. But here lately I feel like nothing but everyones little slave girl. I do the job of about 4 people. The higher ups were suposed to be hiring someone to help 3 months ago. They just started to interview process yesterday, which concidering we all go on Christmas break after tomarrow is completely assinign. I'm only suposed to be doing the work of 2 people right now, but what they don't realize is that before we lost the person yet to be replaced I was doing 3 peoples jobs. My own, the job of the lazy person suposably in charge of the kitchen, and an aid they don't want to pay for. Not to mention all the extra's I do, like vehicle maintence, small repairs in 5 different buildings and covering teachers breaks. I don't get a break in the day, why the hell do I have to worry about theres. Only a few people have any idea what I do all day. Then today I had to go to an inservice that has absolutly nothing to do with my job. Then they pulled all the cooks aside with the mental health lady and had us voice our concerns. Everyone else talked about their issues, but any time I wanted to say anything I was interupted by either the mental health lady or someone else that had a gripe. Someone that works in a much smaller site that doesn't do half of what I do or has to deal with half the bs. I realize that they have issues too, but I respected their time to speak. Besides all of this I also get to listen to everyone elses problems in all the sites. As if I'm freaking Dr. Phill. Its not my fault that adults can't figure out a way to be cordgil to eachother. DON'T DRAG ME IN TO IT, I DON'T CARE ANYMORE. I was asked what my favorite part of teh job was, and all I could think of was Chrismas, Spring, and Summer break. We were all giving stress balls and I wanted to through it at the head supervisers head. I hate my job now. December 21, 2011 0 166.182.3.45
Minority Sally the Cracker The land of black females Shit Shoveler Yeah you guessed it: I am a white female working with nothing but black females! Of course, I am the only who gets to work on time, the one that talks nice over the phone to the public, and the one that is expected to pick up the slack because the two lazy bitches I work with don't want to do anything but watch videos on World Star HipHop and sleep. On top of that, our shift supervisor is also a black female that mistreats me and is always making it seem like a mistake from me means the world is going to end. Now, I have had enough!! This bitch sat on my transfer to another section for 1 month however now the higher ups are sitting on it too because of the holidays. To boot, one of the lazy bitches I work with is being asked to transfer to somewhere in which she will make more $$. WTF? I work and work for you fucks and you punish me? This bitch does jackshit but talk on the phone loudly to every one of her friends all shift, play on the internet, and/or sleep and she is being given an opportunity to make more $$$!!! I love affirmative action!!! Happy New Years to me....I'm putting in my notice fuckers!!! I received another job offer last week that I haven't told anybody about. Don't know if I did that because I've been on this job 8 years or what, but this shit has sent me over the edge!! Fuck ya'll!! Maybe the lazy bitch won't get to transfer if I quit and the other lazy bitch that's like her fucking mentor will be stuck with her!! YEAH!!! You won't be making my ass miserable for very much longer...but I won't do it until after the New Year so that I can get my 3 weeks paid vacation I've earned!!! FUCK YOU!!! December 21, 2011 0 99.118.196.117
Survivor Level 9, Hell Slave So I've just given up. Decided fuck those bitches in the office who are giving me the snub. Result? They decided to speak. Fuck them...I'll be polite but trust that is masking my disdain. Now the good news...I had an interview last night, after slaving 12 hours for the day job. I'm hired, part time...so I will work that in addition to the day job, which will put my week at about 50-60 hours. But maybe....if I slave further....I'll get hired on full time at the place I want and then FUCK YOU to the other place bitches!!! Dreaming of the day.....rolling down all the windows, peeling out of that parking lot while laughing maniacally.........!!!!!! December 21, 2011 0 75.136.38.21
Why did I end up doing this At the end of the rope The magician Mike ~ Only an asswipe like you would be foolish enough to start a buisness that you know absolutely nothing about!! Don't listen to the nearly 50 years of experience you hired thanks to me! And stop minimizing the job that you know absolutely nothing about! When I finally leave this fucking shithole you will fall flat on your ass and have to crawl back in the hole from where you cane!! Mother fucking piece of shit!! December 21, 2011 0 174.254.9.115
Just a kid Middle of nowhere Following the family dream Okay, so family businesses SUCK, especially when the family doesn't get along. We all secretly hate each other and we all talk about each other. I'm generally a good worker, and i do my share for the business. I do my job well, i keep a smile on my face for the customers, and i earn money for my college education. Yet to them, I'm just a stupid kid. What do I know? What can I do? When I have an idea, it sucks. When I make a decision, it was the wrong one. I get minimum wage for going above and beyond and my family gets God knows how much for goofing around on the job. I want out, but my parents won't let me. I'm trapped in this stupidity, and once I start college, I'm gonna take a stand and get the heck out. December 21, 2011 0 75.219.165.177
Krypto Windsor Machinist So I work my ass off for minimum wage for a year and a half. The boss hires two new guys and I get to train them, adding to my daily stress. Then I find out they make the same wage as me, and the boss promised them raises after 3 months. I decided that after working hard for over a year that I deserve a raise, so I ask for one. I didn't even ask for an amount, just "a raise". He tells me we were late shipping stuff last month so no. So I'm taking the rest of the week off. If he can find somebody else to drive a forklift, a flatbed truck, operate a lathe, a buffing machine and repair tools for $11 an hour, he'd be wise to hire them... December 21, 2011 0 69.165.139.156
Haywood Under the desk Survivor When you came in yesterday morning (almost 11 a.m. actually), I eagerly peeked into the kitchen, expecting to see that big white box containing a cake with my name on it.
Nothing.
When you returned from running errands a little before lunch, I thought "yeah, she's gone to get it." You returned with nothing but a bag of chips and dip. No cake.
Throughout lunch, not a word. I kept hoping you'd realize what day it was. By 4 p.m., I knew you were clueless. Finally, I point out to you what day it is, and suddenly all of you are falling all over each other, apologizing. Pardon me if I don't buy the contrition.
How freaking typical -- you "forgot" that yesterday was my BIRTHDAY. After the way you people have been treating me all year. I shouldn't have said a word at all and just waited to see if you remembered TODAY. I would bet my life that you wouldn't have. Seriously, I've been working here for nearly 20 years. Nine or ten years ago, I would have understood that I got lost in the shuffle -- but not now. --You only have THREE people working for you, and there is a LIST of "all" birthdays posted throughout this building -- yet you "forgot". If it had fallen on a Saturday or Sunday, I could understand. But it's TUESDAY. December 21, 2011 0 67.32.155.202
Hell for the Holidays Another day in hell. :'( More later. December 21, 2011 0 174.252.178.217
Doormat Shithole Doormat You fucking cheap sons of bitches! You call a 2% increase a raise? That is not even close to the cost of living! And the fucking bonus wasvan insult. And you give yourselves how large an increase? Plus you pat yourselves on the back by giving yourselves thousands in stock plus cash bonuses! You are a bunch of fucking cheap ass bastards! I see resumes popping up on computer screens all over the place, I know you see them too with that fucking spy program on the computers.
I am so fucking put of here it is pathetic.
To anyone who is following the Doormat from the Shithole, I have more to tell. It will make you wonder why I am still there. December 21, 2011 0 74.108.32.170
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