You are shit. You don’t have to be, but you choose that. You nitpick and whine, try to find ways of shaming others, make up bizarre crap to try and wind people up. Your job could be really good and really helpful. Others have made it so, but not you. You can’t be the boss, so you try to drag everyone else down to make yourself feel better. You have made yourself into a giant fatball, clogging the flow of work, steadfastly shoring up a huge backlog of stinking shit. I hope it explodes and drowns you. You useless fucking turd.