Sick of being the forking babysitter

Location: USA
Job: The Forking Babysitter

What the fork is wrong with people? I get so tired of the bullshit from day to day. Just show up and shut the fork up and do your forking job. I don’t give a fork about your stupid home life. YOU choose to work 2 forking jobs and let your forking husband stay home and be a forking lazy mother forker. You stress me out so bad I just cuss and cuss in my head and on occasion out loud and I hate to forking cuss out loud.Continue reading


Just fuck off

Location: Scotland
Job: Idiothole

Ok. You are very clever. You help everyone by giving them your sage advice, backed up by your own, very profound experiences. You know far better than anyone else how to do everything. No one else has a clue, and they should definitely listen to you, and only you. The fact everyone else is shit and you are the only capable one suggests you are perhaps a prophet!

All that being true, tea towels and washing up are not important. They are not part of your job. I don’t use them and don’t care about them. So I won’t acknowledge that you take them home to wash. You won’t get a prize for that either.Continue reading


The higher up you go, the lazier they get

Location: USA
Job: administrative

It never fails. A good team can be and will be completely ruined with poor…no horrible leadership. it’s always fun when smokers are allowed hours of breaks while everyone else is actually working. I’m not knocking smokers but when your “boss” is a smoker and she drags her smoker friends outside all day to smoke with her, it’s pretty fucking annoying. The more time goes on the more lazy and incompetent this bitch is and the people above her don’t do anything to punish this idiot but she’s steadily creating drama at the workplace. She’s made it such a hostile working environment. Lots of people are fighting for no reason. She’s pinning one side against another because she’s bored with life because she doesn’t have one. The people above her are just as bad if they don’t care what she’s doing and continue to let her ruin this place. Dumbasses.


Lonely idiot

Location: USA
Job: administrative

Does anyone else have a “boss” that is so lonely they make you listen to all their personal shit? Treats you like shit but wants to vent all her personal problems like we’re best of buds. It really, REALLY sucks to have such a shit manager whose bosses won’t keep her on a leash so she doesn’t drive everyone crazy.


Colleague melt down!

Location: UK
Job: Baker

So I just remembered this gem of a memory I had and wanted to share!

So I was a baker in a supermarket in the UK. For the 2nd week in a row a customer could not get the cake she wanted from our cake department even though she was told by the company it would be there for her. She asked for my help and said she felt like she was being fobbed off by our company staff. Even though it was not my department, I said I would try to help her and would not leave her side until things were resolved. I said let’s go down to our customer service desk 🙂Continue reading