Job: Idiot hole
Ok. So you are both very sensitive people. So much so, that you spend the whole fucking day telling each other so. If there is a 3-second lull, and after 2.5 hours you’re temporarily out of inane shite to spout, one or other of you will ask the other fuckbrain “Ooo- what did you say about feeling X about X again?” ” Oooo I know what you mean!” ( Self-satisfied cats-arse face ). “Oooo yes. We’re so right!” Meanwhile, the rest of us dickheads will carry on trying to do the work you should be doing.