Sick of lazy lying shitheads

Location: EU
Job: Idiot hole

Ok. So you are both very sensitive people. So much so, that you spend the whole fucking day telling each other so. If there is a 3-second lull, and after 2.5 hours you’re temporarily out of inane shite to spout, one or other of you will ask the other fuckbrain “Ooo- what did you say about feeling X about X again?” ” Oooo I know what you mean!” ( Self-satisfied cats-arse face ). “Oooo yes. We’re so right!” Meanwhile, the rest of us dickheads will carry on trying to do the work you should be doing.

 

It’s casual day, not slum in it day!

Location: USA
Job: Babbysitter

Casual day is the day you wear blue jeans. It doesn’t mean you wear a fucking t-shirt with some fucking stupid, whatever the fuck that is on your shirt. And who wears fucking old tennis shoes that look like you wore them in elementary school? Get real! This is a fucking professional office. And when I say something to you about it, just say, “OK, sure that’s fine.” Don’t make excuses.

You see how I am dressed, you see how I act. If I am the person you are to look for an example, follow the fucking example you ass clown. Don’t follow the idiots who won’t be here long because they are NOT professionals. This is a professional office, wear professional clothing and on Fridays, you can wear jeans. Fucking idiot!

 

Disgusting Abominations

Location: USA
Job: Administrative

I don’t see how any of these disgusting, offensive pieces of garbage ever get hired for jobs! Seriously!

One disgusting woman was just at my front desk, came in stating she was here for an interview, and then started gagging and hacking sh*t up!!!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, RIGHT IN THE OPEN, making me nauseous, sick to my stomach, and showing how UNPROFESSIONAL and RUDE she is!Continue reading

 

A 2 Year Old Dresses Better Than You

Location: United States
Job: Babysitter

Look, why do I have to be the fucking clothing police in the office? Who the fuck comes to a professional office dressed like they are about to go out and cut the fucking grass? Office casual doesn’t mean whatever the fuck you want to wear.

It means dressing nicely, above casual, below formal office attire.
Is that so fucking hard to understand?Continue reading

 

Go to Hell

Location: United States
Job: Retail

Please Karen go to hell. Your arrogant ass needs knocking down about five hundred steps. You are fat, ugly, toothless, and pretty soon will have no family left cause you pissed them off too.