The best…not!

Location: Canada
Job: Production

I love being a newbie and getting a product flaw situation spread across inventory everywhere. Who knows how big the problem is and where do you even begin to look?

The best is when you ask an old-timer for advice and it seems to make sense until you actually do it and then all hell breaks loose because other old-timers think you did it wrong.

I’m the freaking middle man here!! I’m new and have no idea how your process works because guess what? You don’t have one!!!!

 

Fuck you Boris you hairy ape

Location: Vanessa
Job: Administrator

I am driving home from work right now, dictating this. I would like to tell you about my boss. Let’s call him Boris. The only way that I can fucking stand to go in there another day is to envision him as a half-witted imbecile. He is short and fat. He offers me zero positive feedback and everything that he says is negative. He picks on the smallest things, obviously because he hates me. It is a personal issue and we both know it. It makes me feel better to pick on his physical appearance so I will do so. He looks like he swallowed a pillow. He’s got spilled out over his belt and he will probably have a heart attack before the time he’s 40. The reason why I hate them so much is because he treats me like such dog shit and I don’t deserve it. He’s a lazy fuck and does absolutely nothing. I work overtime nearly every single day without thanks. The only reason why he got his job is because he’s an arrogant bully and a white man. He likes to throw his weight around literally and figuratively. God help his wife. He has a disgusting Boston accent and I fucking hate him. I hope he will die a slow and painful death.

 

My Boss is a Stubborn Moron

Location: USA
Job: Construction Management

I am assistant manager/liaison to the regular working types in a large construction firm. The boss/owner is a stubborn old workaholic who, when younger, was quite smart but those days are long past and now he is endlessly hiring people in an effort to save his company. The problem is that there’s no saving his company because HE is the problem.

Right now we are trying to hire a large crew to frame a dozen houses and he is fighting me every step of the way because he wants to do the work himself. Whenever I get a bid in he will write a whole bunch of notes all over it for other information he wants. When I get that he comes up with more stuff endlessly. He also threw a hissy fit at our primary investor because the man had a crew he wanted us to use but for whatever reason he doesn’t like them.

The sad part is that if the owner wasn’t such a stubborn idiot we could make great money. Probably clear a million dollars profit in 6 months. Instead we are in the hole because the boss refuses to hire anyone to do anything, even when the bids are well under our budget, and then blames everyone else for the problems.

 

Mary

Location: Medford MA
Job: Auditor

Mary, I am glad you smoke because you will die sooner. I am also glad you are overweight and I am glad you are really ugly. Fuck you, you spineless tattletale. If your husband knew how much time you spent talking to B all day, he would divorce you. Fucking piece of shit. I fucking hate you.

 

Like High School All Over Again

Location: Vermont
Job: Accountant

My workplace fills me with so much anger and stress on a daily basis. I absolutely fucking hate going to work and I especially hate a lot of the people there, especially (1) Morgan (2) Peggy and (3) Sherman. Not their real names. I fucking hate them! They are such fucking idiots. They are accounting professionals but they don’t even know the basics of how to use a spreadsheet. They are dull and dumb creatures. They treat me with such disdain and disrespect. I wish they would all die and go to hell, seriously.Continue reading