William Wallace on the chopping block

Location: Up your ass
Job: bitch boy

Today I came to the realization that I just don’t like working for people. I do all the fucking work and research and then people act as if you owe them something for the privilege of being there. Boss asked me when my wedding will be later in the year. Not like I haven’t told him multiple times but then he says, “I was just asking to make sure it’s ok for you to go.” Motherfucker, like I’m going to stop, re-plan, and reschedule my wedding for the likes of you and your bullshit company. Take your fucking head out of your ass and think about the fucking question you are asking me. Don’t feel like going to work, might call off sick again… fuck this shit… time to formulate a master plan…

 

How To Dump Your Dead End Day Job

Location: London
Job: Shit taker

Look, I like you all as people. Most of the time. Hell, I can even overlook the casual racism and homophobia. Most of the time. Because I know it’s not coming from a place of hate, but just plain ignorance. Ignorance that’s bred out of doing the same old shit, day in and day out, for years on end.

But here’s the thing: I fucking hate this job. I hate the shitty hours. I hate the work which barely requires room temperature level IQ. I hate the shitty pay. I hate watching you all talk about progress and advancement while I’m forced to pretend that answering the same inane questions for 8 hours somehow fulfills me.Continue reading

 

I’m with stupid

Location: Utah
Job: Office jerk

When I started a few years ago I was excited to help this up and coming company. Time and time again good ideas were just ignored. It’s a shit show and management doesn’t seem to want to improve on things. So now I don’t give a fuck. The only reasons I work here is for a paycheck and to have entertainment during the day watching these idiots continually drop the ball for their customers. It’s a big company and there are a few really good people here but I’d say 75% of them are douchers. It’s too clicky and there is a lot of laziness and finger pointing. I could care less about this place and have already started my job search strategy. Can’t wait to be in a better place.

 

WTF

Location: Asia
Job: Engineer

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SOB. You’re not my boss and do NOT tell me I need to be more this and that. WTF I ask another person a technical question that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU and you have to cut in and tell me I need to care more about my project??? WTF I GOT SICK for a week and you get mad at me on the next Monday for not updating you on my progress??? I EMAILED YOU AND TOLD YOU I WAS LIKELY NOT ABLE TO WORK FOR A WHILE. I didn’t say I’ll work from home so others won’t catch my disease. I literally told you my vitals were down and I had to rest and you told me that you were completely in the dark about my progress????? And now that translates to I’m a crappy worker that doesn’t care about my own project?????????? You don’t even know the first thing what I’m doing STOP CRITICIZING EVERY FUCKING QUESTION I ASK TO ANOTHER ENGINEER

Btw I GET IT TRUMP WON. Congratulations your hate for Muslims and people of color and belittling of women is vindicated. Not everybody voted for him for those reasons, but you certainly did. STOP RUBBING IT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!