A college educated button pusher

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I can’t wait for the day I walk out the doors and never come back. I just completed a weeks worth of work in a single day. As usual. It will never be thanked, noticed, or complimented. Why did they hire me? Why do they hire people with college degrees to do something a fucking brain dead reptile could do? All I do all day is press buttons. And report on what buttons I am pressing. Every 5 minutes. And you wonder why your employees aren’t happy? And all my statements are treated like hazardous fucking waste, presumably because I’m a woman. Because I overhear my male colleagues repeating what I say only to have their statements accepted. YAY STEM.

I tried really hard my first year here. I was innovative, I worked my ass off. All I got was shit on by my colleagues and their DEMONSTRABLY, literally MEASURABLY (remember we have to track every fucking thing we do) lazier asses got the bonuses. And they all hated me for trying to improve and change things. Fuck off. I’m not trying anymore. And all you fucks on here ripping on people at your work being lazy THIS IS WHY. It’s because we are so much more fucking competent we can get the work done of 3 of your dumb incompetent asses WHILE PLAYING ON OUR PHONES.

 

Corrupt Micromanager

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This is the type of person my boss is:

1. He has gotten rid of every single woman in his group. Firing them, or having them moved to a different department.

2. He has told me in private conversation that the women were “useless” to him and “no good”.

3. When I first joined the group, he attempted to get me to overdrink at a happy hour and then tried to solicit me to sleep with him. His words? “You don’t have a recorder on you, do you? Okay then, why are you here? Why did you join my group? Because you want to f*** me, right? You want to f***?”

4. The morning after the incident, he continued to approach me privately to ask whether I had any recording device or whether I had any “evidence” of what he said.

5. If someone points out an issue or an idea with him, even if he initially disagreed, he’ll say “Oh, yeah, I agree with you! That’s what I was thinking too!” when upper management is in the room. And then regurgitate the idea as if he had come up with it on his own.Continue reading

 

Do you think I’m an idiot?

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Job: Punching bag

So boss, you accuse me of doing something that someone else did. You treat me like shit total shit. It’s horrendous. I get bullied by you then we go out for a drink? No, all is not forgiven. I hope this shithole tanks. Tanks. One more year and my house is paid off…then I can get a job without a bunch of lazy fuckers.

 

Fat lazy fuck

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I almost can’t believe my eyes. Management has asked everyone not to use their cell phones. This one lazy fat fuck sits on his ass most of the time and to be honest, he is on his cell phone more often than not. I would fire him! I don’t understand why these people can’t go more than thirty seconds without texting or surfing the net on their cell phones. This generation is worthless and they deserve the setbacks and frustrations that they get.

 

What happens after you die?

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I know exactly what happens. If someone wastes their entire life goofing off on their cell phone, then God snatches their cell phone out of their hands and sticks it straight up their arse 😉