Humans suck!

Location: London, England
Job: Sociopath-in-waiting

When the fuck will it end? The more I’m around other humans, specifically in an office context, the more I want to take a pickaxe and embed it repeatedly into their clueless, worthless faces. I mean, think about it. We spend the majority of our waking lives trapped in a building full of other people, often with little in common other than the fact that through some strange twist of fate, we happened to get THAT job in THAT particular place. We didn’t choose it, at least not without knowing what it REALLY came with. Isn’t the definition of insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result? How many times can a person be expected to tolerate spineless cuntbuckets backstabbing you before they snap? In case it isn’t clear, I fucking HATE humans.

 

Oppressive colleagues, bosses and community partners

Location: Planet Earth
Job: Educator

Long hours are fine if the work is meaningful and in essence the nature of this job is a meaningful one that leaves me happy when kids succeed, when the hard work and monitoring pay off and kids go off to further their education and pursue their dreams and passions after having secured a decent diploma but what oppresses and depresses and makes one dread work is the fact that bosses, the larger external organization that funds us, can be deeply unrealistic and oppressive like bullying a school to take in a kid just because the parent complained to the mayor twice! But the superior officers who are supposed to support the school for valid reasons bow to the voice of the mayor and force the school to bend over backwards and take in a student who takes drugs, tries to push drugs to other kids and when the kid finally runs away from home, the lying parents turn around and blame the school, which is totally illogical when no one in the school takes drugs, NO ONE!!!Continue reading

 

Elevator tension!

Location: Albertville
Job: Account Manager

When I got of my car, something told me to take the stairs but I was too lazy so I took the elevator instead. HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE! As soon as I got on the elevator I said to myself please don’t let this girl get on this elevator. As soon as the door opened… it was her! I tried to smile, but I couldn’t. I thought about the multiple times I’ve tried to be cordial when I see her in the ladies room, in the hallway, or in meetings. I do the “Nod and Smile”, but each time it never fails, she rolls her eyes and smacks her lips. So, as I thought about that I rolled my eyes so hard as she said hello. Now you want to speak you dry face bitch. I cannot stand your ugly ass face and hearing your voice literally makes me ill! I really wish that you do what you said you were going to do and quit this job.Continue reading

 

You fucking useless tech

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You fucking useless tech need to change your attitude. Instead of returning tickets with a stupid answer do your job and fix the fucking issue. I don’t care that you are gay, you are an asshole. I’m not homophobic, you’re just are an asshole – gay or not gay.

 

Can’t keep doing this

Location: Ca
Job: Scapegoat

I work for the gov, worked 8 years supervising an over-tasked high-stress office. To my boss: I regret protecting you. You were a failure but I ensured your shit got done while my office exceeded. After I moved locations and could no longer do your work for you, you couldn’t keep up the lies anymore. Now your boss knows you’re a failure and you blamed it all on me!!??? You are a fucking disgusting bully. There are no laws against bullying in the United States Air Force so I’m just fucked. You are welcome for using me as a scapegoat, this will affect the rest of my career!!! Go to hell you spineless piece of shit!!!! I’m shaking with disgust and anxiety at how dirty you are.