Job: Fixing fucking idiots appliances
Kids are being blown up in hospitals by stray bombs, worldwide famines, genocides etc etc but there are still fucking complete wankstains out there that live such charmed lives that they still have enough time and energy to bitterly complain that their fucking oven browns pizzas slightly more to the left than it does to the fucking right. Every oven in the cunting world does that for fucks sake! Open the fucking door and turn the shitty pizza halfway through cooking time and your oh so fucking major life threatening problem is solved!! Oh but that’s too much work isn’t it asshole.