Latest rants

If you’re so amazing, go and do it yourself somewhere else

Location: Scotland
Job: Mug

Ok. I know this is your second job. I know you are more important in your main job, the most important. But, while you are here, taking the money, you need to do what you’re supposed to. I guess I have to put up with the attitude, the sneering and the passive aggressive behaviour. I don’t like it, but I can’t change it, so I have to take a breath and swallow it. But, that said, you still have to do your job. So, can we agree that you’re vast and superior knowledge be parked at the door until you have done what you’re paid to do? After that, you can slag off everyone else in your own time.

 

Understaffed

Location: United States
Job: Server assistant

I am tired of being ridiculed over the things that I can’t control. Being told that I’m “slow” and “don’t work hard enough” because we were understaffed and I didn’t have time to do side work because I was too focused on getting caught up with the huge rush of tables. Having a lazy fuck of a head team member who bosses everyone around yet barely even makes herself useful. I’m tired of being forced to work 8+ hours with no break which is against the law. I’m tired of all the changes in management, because some of them end up being fucking idiots who don’t have a clue on how to manage a restaurant or working environment. Never have I seen a turnover rate so high. 9 managers in 9 months. That is the rate of a manager a month. I don’t see this place running after a few years and I hope to god that it isn’t.

 

So sick of these jobs

Location: United States
Job: Administrative assistant

Where to begin. I’m a temporary assistant to 3 marketing reps and the marketing manager. The manager has made it very clear that this is a long-term temporary assignment that will not go permanent. I would need a BA in marketing for that and even then I would need at least 2 to 5 years of experience. I share the position with another temp. She also shares my dislike for the work. It’s tedious, boring, and “bitch work.” The marketing reps are very pretentious and treat us like second class citizens because we’re not educated like them. They pass along all the shitty and annoying tasks they don’t have time to do even if it’s something so simple that’ll take them two seconds.Continue reading

 

Dear Ms Piggy

Location: USA
Job: FSS

Whose cock did you have to suck to get your job? You should be locked in a room alone where you never interact with another human being. Saying you’re a c**tbag is an underestimation of reality. You say you had to fight with your ex to get him to sign the divorce papers but I can’t imagine that to be true. It had to have been the other way around.

 

You will die and Jesus will hate you for being lazy

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Housekeeper

So…………… we have a very busy weekend. Houses need to be cleaned in time and being a good team member, I bust my arse completing my work and helping others. I’m doing my bit but I’m a mug because many others will not work any faster and you can forget about helping anyone else. No, it’s time to hide, fuck around on their phones and generally do as little as possible. Those lazy c**ts will probably develop an awful life-limiting disease if there is any justice in this world. Lazy, selfish, mother fuckers who are in it only for themselves and fuck everyone else.Continue reading

 

When the cat is away…the mice do nothing!

Location: United States
Job: Babysitter

I go to a conference for a week and find out the secretary just shows up when the fuck she wants to and answers the phone when the fuck she wants to. How do I know this? My voice mail is the general mail box.
I get all the calls that say, “Hello? Is the office open? It’s 9:00 a.m. (or whatever time it is).

I get message after message of missed calls and people asking if we are open.Continue reading

 

Do your job

Location: USA
Job: Babysitter

Here I am again on WORKRANT about to blow my stack over this jack leg not doing her job. Just do your fucking job. That is all I want. Just do it and stop fucking around. We pay you to do your fucking job so just do it.

I told you to do something before I went to convention the week before last and here you are on the phone today calling to get done what I told you to do 10 fucking working days ago. Call the mother fucker, tell him to send the fucking report and then send the other check and the other fucking report that is overdue and don’t take any excuse. If he won’t do it tell me and I will tell the mother fucker to do it or I will talk to his fucking boss to get it done. MOTHER FUCKER DO YOUR JOB!

 

Any escape

Location: United States
Job: Teacher

Okay, so I work at this place. It is not my chosen profession. I did it because it was a good opportunity… MY ASS! I fucking hate it. I hate the work, I hate the commute, I fucking hate that the work NEVER ends…. worst part, I made the commitment but I can’t fulfil it to completion. I have to stay for 6.5 more months because I am a stupid ass dependable person. I just want to give up.

 

Seven years and no nostalgia

Location: Australia
Job: Lab rat

It’s been seven years since I quit and every year life gets better the farther I am from you and your penny pinching control freak wife. Please tell her that we eat our lunch because that’s when it fits around our work load and we eat what we eat because either we like it, it fits with our diet, we can prepare it in the time available. Please please please stop commenting on it. Have you ever heard anyone asking why she keeps making you threadworm soup? No? Then tell her to shut up and find something less inane to talk about.

 

Surrounded by spineless buffoons with bats**t crazy egos

Location:
Job:

For the sake of not getting fired (even though part of me actually wants that), I could not disclose the location or the job title but I will divulge that I work at an embassy in an Arab country.

To make a long story short, upon graduating from college, I couldn’t find a job for the life of me. So I decided to learn a new language, since I had a bunch of free time. I completed the course and the embassy employed me almost immediately.Continue reading