Job: Lead Supervisor
You spend 24 years of your life working for a company and the fucking upper-management assholes look at you as though you don’t know anything! They have been here less than two years and have already fucked everything up. Hired twice as many white collar jackasses than we really need to get all their fucking buddies in here! Most of the fuckers are dumb as a rock and have no common sense whatsoever! Then they push push push to get labor hours so they can cover the fucking enormous overhead they have created even though we have enough inventory to last six months. Go ahead you dumb motherfuckers and cut the jobs we really need and add more worthless fucks who do nothing! We’ll all make up the fucking slack even though we all are overworked as it is!
I hope your fucking car runs off the fucking road and you die you worthless piece of shit. Don’t worry we will get ours when the revolution starts in this country fuckers. Pussies like you wont last long!! FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS!!!!
My boss is a disrespectful person. A micro-manager & control freak. He also doesn’t trust me. He wants to know about everything and won’t let me do my job tasks the way I want. He wants everything on the spot and if he doesn’t get what he wants immediately, he gets angry and starts yelling at me. When he does this on the phone, he hangs up.
I am obliged to tell him about every penny I spend for the office. I even need to get a confirmation to get a cleaning cloth!! Or ink cartridges necessary for the printing machine. He took away my autonomy and independence. I am doing tasks that which I did not sign up for at all.
I can’t wait to leave in a few months. When I’ll give his partner my notice, he’s going to hear so many things I’m biting my tongue for. This was supposed to be an upgrade, a promotion; yet still, I find myself having less autonomy than my last job as assistant. Oh lord.. help me keep my patience until I have enough savings to leave and change my career. Thank you.
What a TOILET of a job. Made all the worse by a steaming bunch of narcissistic blowhards.
It’s not that I’m NOT doing a highly complex job – it’s just NOT as complex as theirs. And they gas-light away any achievement I make. In two years, I’ve had NO career development training. I fucking hate these assholes.
Job: Art Director
You have no idea what you’re doing to the studio. You suck the energy out of the room as soon as you enter. We don’t appreciate it when you bomb our creative concepts and then present them back to us days later as your own thoughts. It’s frustrating beyond measure. You will be the demise of the entire agency and that’s a fact. You completely over sold the job in the interview and my colleagues completely agree. You said you’d been using freelancers but had decided to build a permanent team, yet now it turns out that you retrenched almost the entire staff with no notice or severance package just months before employing the new team, myself included. Nobody feels secure in their position and you are the primary cause of the anxiety and depression that we take home with us on a daily basis. It’s painful just walking through the door every morning knowing that I’ll need to contend with several unpredictable personality switches over the course of the day.Continue reading
Job: Customer Rep
Everyone on the team hates this bitches gut. I mean EVERYONE. We all smile and pretend because we have to in order not to be fired, but this bitch is hated. And the hate for her is not limited to the team I’m on. There are others on other teams and even other units who despise this bitch. She cheats, lies, and steals. She is a hypocrite and a phoney. She is highly religious but evil, cruel, and backstabbing. She likes being the boss because she likes power over others, not because she wants to cultivate her team, but so that she has control over your life and career. You can do the best, or be the best, but she will find the smallest thing to make into an issue if she hates you.Continue reading
You’ve got to be the most ignorant person I’ve ever met, K. You don’t even know the difference between your and you’re or to and too, but you swear up and down you know everything. You think everything you say sounds smart, but honestly it either makes absolutely no sense and makes you look dumb, or is word for word what you saw on TV. Hey, guess what? You think you are an awesome employee but you are lazy as hell and have the worst attitude of anyone I have ever met. You make people and animals suffer because of your selfishness. You’re a hoarder and are going to live alone (when your parents die) with too many cats to count. I mean over 20 cats now, that’s just fucking disgusting. You are people’s least favorite kind of person… the know it all… that’s why you have absolutely no friends… nobody likes you and nobody ever will. I mean you have already resorted to 2 homeless people to try and get laid. You’re GROSS… BTW if you read this maybe you will learn when to use those ever so difficult words that I mentioned at the top.
You are a fucking cunt. At 33 you still live with mommy and daddy and have a curfew of 10pm. You all look like a bunch of inbreds. That may be mean to say but Goddamn if you weren’t such a backstabbing cry baby maybe I wouldn’t say it. You fucking lie to get people in trouble then get mad when they don’t want to talk to you anymore so you try to get them fired. God I’m so glad I don’t have your miserable life. I wonder what you will be in your next life because it would be hard to make you look any uglier. Didn’t you know there was a reason why people call you a troll? No wonder no guy wants to touch you. YOU NASTY… although I don’t know that you like guys because you sure don’t show it – I mean unless we are in middle school and pulling hair and tripping the ones we like is still the cool thing – but from a lesbian’s perspective, we don’t want you either. Have some fucking respect for humanity. Maybe life wont be so miserable then bitch. The best thing that could happen is that you’d get fired for being a homophobic bitch, but I’m not that lucky.
Jesus christ. Bunch of cunts. Why do you live? Why do you breathe? What gives you the right to sit in judgement when you haven’t got the first fucking idea what gives? Fucking morons. Privileged fucking shit heads. Fuck off a hundred times. Come back when you genuinely have a clue and until then stop interfering. Twats. Stay at home and spend your pensions taken off the backs of the workers. Fuck off. You are shit. There. I have ranted. Now I am as childish as you, and have expressed as informed, useful and intelligent opinions as you do everyday of your twatty lives. I just don’t have the privilege, background or money to give me the entitlement, safety or lack of self-awareness to be OK with it. Cunts. Just die and make the world a better place.
He is such a jerk! He asked this morning, “Don’t you punch in?” because I was already here in my office. I told him I do, I just hadn’t settled my stuff yet…. truth be told some mornings I don’t because I DON’T WANT TO SEE HIM. He is such an asshole. Everyone here thinks so. He steals and makes shady dealings. Stole inheritance away from his sister and brothers when his parents died. Who does that? He already has millions. HE IS DISGUSTING.
I am in the middle of looking and can’t wait for the day I can give him my notice. He also hugely mentally abuses everyone here!!!!! For example, a salesman will come up to him and say, “Can I ask you a question?” He will immediately bark back at them, “Not now, I’m busy!” or “What do you want? You gotta hurry up!” Then they tell him and he does not listen. They have to tell him again…..and then it turns into this huge thing where they fucked everything up (even though they actually did it right) because my boss changes his mind all the time. I fucking hate this hell hole!
The title pretty much says it all. This job is the very best fucking example of a rat race. It fucking promises with all the fucking perks and whatnot but in reality, this whole fucking thing is nothing but a soul-draining piece of shit leech that just wants to use you up to the fullest before getting rid of you.
There is TONS of work to do and the pay is a really huge what-the-fuck sign of how shitty the pay is. I don’t mind them not wanting me to be rich, I mean it’s their right, but this pay is a fucking insult, like just flip the fucking birds already.Continue reading
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