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| Name: i hate you From: dumpstertown Job: Slave |
So sick of all the ridiculous personalities! I hate you all! It's pretty sad that just a few years ago I was very happy. That was then this is now. Things have gotten so bad that nobody gives shit anymore including me! I'm not killing myself anymore cause no one cares! I hate the fuckin place and all of the fuckin bullshit! off to work with personality of a paper plate! Yuck!!!!! I wish he would crash into a tree and die on the way. I wish I was that lucky! FML!!! It sucks shitballs! |
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| Name: fuck fuck From: fuck fuck Job: fuck fuck |
Dear fucktardhole Don you suck...I hate your pompous ass! I fantasize about hearing that you have dropped dead, drowned to death, been shot to death, been run the fuck over, or been slammed the fuck the death by a baseball bat. I hate you that much!!!! I would have a party if I got such good news! Dear asshole John....you suck! I hate you! I just want to ram my fist through your face everytime you make one of your rude comments! |
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| Name: workytime |
Bunch of cunts! Unachievable, unrealistic targetts. Ironically the environmental decor which saved my life is killing it. |
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| Name: Having From: Fun Job: Together |
Thank you for cutting my hours to Part-Time, and then insisting that I keep an OPEN schedule. I just work here for FUN, you see. I don't have to pay for rent, food, utilities, gas or other essentials.....oh yes, and I never plan to get hurt or sick. Or have any kids to take care of! I'll just keep pushing mailing cards on people, and pushing your crap Extended Service Plan, which your Return Policy renders useless anyway....because people don't come here to spend money....they come here to RENT tools. By rent, I mean: buy 'em, use 'em until they break, then return 'em and get another one. That is, IF we have another one "in the back", AND it's the same SKU number for the exact same item......with a different paint job. Laughable. Positively laughable. Karma is a-comin' for the idiot who ran this once decent business into the ground. I hope one day you have to give account for all the suffering you caused people....not customers, but the people who worked hard to keep your stores running. People you screwed over big-time. People who NEEDED a steady income, and were willing to work hard to get it. People who you left out in the cold...some at the worst moment of their lives. There is not a word low enough for you. Rest assured: for all your wealth, made on the backs of the people you fucked over.....you STILL can't take it with you. The words "This Too Shall Pass" take on a different meaning when you're at the top. I am still here. I have a VASTLY better job. And I pray for those still stuck "having fun together". May you get out and get ahead. |
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| Name: More tales From: from a dead end Job: public service job |
I applied for a minimum wage job at the professional school I was going to attend this time last year so I would have income going to school. After being offered the job, I turned it down for another opportunity that didn't end up working out. I was so busy this past year I didn't have time to work, but when the same job opended up again I applied again. I sent my application in on a Thursday night and was contacted the following Monday about setting up an interview. I already have a vast amount of professional experience in this field, so I'm thinking, it is a go. I just kept working through the rest of my semester. I got into the interview, and am told that I don't need to interview since I was interviewed before, I should expect to be contacted about a background check in less than two weeks, and to contact someone if I haven't head from anyone. I'm also given a day of the week I can work and told that the summer would be "a great time to train me." Fast forward a week-I haven't thought about this job thing too much, since it seemed like a shooe in and its fucking minimum wage. I email my contact person and receive some bullshit email about how they've "choosen another candidate." Really bitch? So I call her to find out why I didn't get the job and was told it was because I turned it down the first time and I was in professional school. Its not the fact I didn't get it, its the fact that I fucking had smoke blown up my ass (bitch denied it on the phone) during the interview and that they wasted two weeks of my fucking time. Seriously, I know I turned you down the first time, but who the fuck cares? Good God, I'm sorry I am going somewhere in life, and not worried about your dead end, minimum wage job. and if you didn't want to hire me, dont' call me in for an interview. and then lie about what you fucking said. I'm in professional school in an attempt to make an impact on the community, I dont need drama from a paraprofessional and her fucking minimum wage job. So fuck you bitch, enjoy not having an office and a desk out in the open. And fuck you for wasting my fucking time and causing me undue stress. |
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| Name: I make lil dorky shit all day From: and I could give a "shit". |
I make little dorky shit all day and sell it on the internet all by my lil' ol' self. I could give a fucking shit about the corporate world. no fuck-o insecure supervisor clinging to his tenuous power to deal with. no dick-o pencil-neck co-workers selling their fucking soul. will I ever be a CEO for a fortune 500? Like a give two chocolate coated banana shaped shits? |
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| Name: ask From: me if I Job: care |
Dear customer. Are you remotely aware that the customer service industry is sliding into anarchy?Do you know who's fault it is? YOURS!!! Do you even bother to check your mouth when I answer the phone? No..you get all huffy and try to act important. You fucked up the order..you placed it..you keyed in the numbers and then called us all pissed off when you got EXACTLY what YOU ordered!! I can't help it if you're a fucktard. Next time look at your screen instead of being in such a hurry. Threatening to go to another supplier...go the fuck ahead! I don't care. I don't make any more money per hour if I give great, mediocre or terrible service to you. Now you have to go shopping around to get he right product when, if you'd even been a tiny bit nice to me, I would have helped you but no...you have to be a big mouthed bitch so guess what twat?? .. paybacks a bitch...have a nice weekend running around trying to find the right product, and, the next time you call..you won't be talking with me...you're going to be passed off to a newbie who's only been with the company for a couple of weeks. Try giving them an order and getting off the phone in a couple of minutes!!!Good luck with that....hahahahahah |
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| Name: Fed up |
ARGHH. What's wrong with people answering simple questions during their breaks? I'm in an a small medical office containing no more than 4 people. I have a coworker that bemoans even the slightest requests of her, even though she insists on taking her lunch at her desk. Maybe I'm overly generous with my time, but if I'm asked questions, I'll be courteous enough to give an answer. It isn't like I'm asking to take her away from her precious book or salad! My queries aren't unreasonable, yet she fumes about how I'm constantly bugging her! If you're so covetous of your "free" time, DON'T SPEND IT IN THE FUCKING OFFICE! |
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| Name: IM From: OUTTA Job: HERE |
Upper Management here just wakes up everyday thinking" Hmm Who can we fuck over today"... Fucking retards with their number crunching decisions |
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| Name: Death Wish From: Hell Job: Punching Bag |
My boss thanked me today after giving me another asinine reprimand. He thanked me for being so cool when he makes his "comments". Well fuck face, it's not out of respect that I refrain from gouging out his eyes with the staple remover. I shut my mouth because I need the money - hopefully not for long. Complimenting me for basically happily receiving his constant patronizing, belittling and rude comments isn't worth much. He's basically acknowledging that I'm a punching bag and he's happy that - unlike the last assistant - I don't blow up in his face and tell him to shut the fuck up. I know I should, but I can't. Then he goes on to say he appreciates me and that he's happy I'm here. Bullshit. Yeah, punch me in the face, thrash me around a bit and then buy me roses and say you'll change - sound like a typical social pattern these days? I'm just glad I'm not a woman, otherwise he'd be hitting on me like he's done to so many women in the past. Enjoying those sexual harassment lawsuits much? I sure am. Very entertaining. Hopefully that new job I interviewed for will save me from this hell hole. If not, well, then hopefully he'll die in a fire.   |
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| Name: M From: FUCK Job: THIS PLACE |
Another day at this shit fest. The fucking District Manager is here all day crawling up my asshole. SELL SELL SELL! Maybe nobody wants to buy our shitty ass products. I know I fucking wouldn't. Goddamn shut the fuck up and eat a gigantic thunder cock! I hate this place so fucking bad, it makes me just wanna drink myself into oblivion and beat a Mexican midget named Francisco.  |
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| Name: Just From: Lay Job: me off ALREADY |
The company I work for has let go most of the people I worked with. The building is completely empty as it resembles a abandon ghost ship. It's depressing and mind numbing but, for now, I can work at home. My email is normally empty because there is no one left. Now the database we are using is going to be gone as they are going with a new one-an automated one. I was relieved because I am ready for this job to be over. A job where you are not recongized, ignored, and forgotten. You start feeling like a ghost. I am a good employee. I have never called out in 3 years. I have covered every shift that old lady has called out on. I learn fast except for that old lady who is trying to set me up on that process..every time she trains me she leaves out a critical step so I mess up. Other than working with that corpse, this job is dead. Now I find out they want to move me..ugh, why is everyone else got let go..is on unemployment and looking for a good job..why do I have to stay? I know I know at least I have a job..but it's not a job where one minute they are telling you; you are staying and the next minute to turn in my laptop but it's really nothing...don't be worried. I much rather be let go and start looking. I am looking now and there is nothing. So I am chained to this hell place. A place where they fired people disgustingly. I hope this company goes bankrupted :D they derserve it for how they threw people who worked for them for over 20 years. Many of them started in their 30's and now are in their 50's and are having trouble finding work. I am not at that age so I need to get out and find a loyal company..do they even exist anymore? God help us... |
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| Name: Slave From: Hell Job: Conveyer Bitch |
Good God. I have two more days until my job ends at this warehouse, and I still want to just end it immediately. For 8 hours a day I stand at this stupid conveyer belt packing boxes with my coworkers. I get so tired and bored from lack of stimulation. Sometimes we run out of work and boxes stop coming down the line, and sometimes we get slammed with too many boxes and the entire line gets backed up. It's fucking retarded and boring sometimes, and it's totally stressful other times. I fucking found an office job that pays way more than this bullshit. It might suck but it's so much better than this gay bullshit. I actually asked for a forklift position before I resigned, and management told me they would "consider it". Fuck this. They keep acting like working at the conveyer belt is such a great job, and they and I both are glad that I have it. Fuck this shit I'm out. |
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| Name: help From: me Job: please |
 I cannot stand you. I try and try and it isn't working. I hate the fact that you cannot hire anybody. You do not own me I just give you my time 8 hours a day and sometimes more. So stay out of my private life. I cannot care anymore it is not worth it. Do not ask me how I feel and then throw it in my face. You would be screwed without me: is that why you treat me like shit? I simply cannot think about this place anymore. |
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| Name: get rid From: of Job: your fucking attitude |
Thanks Ron. You are the reason for my migraine headache. It wasn't 30 seconds after your meanness that my headache started. Then as I left work I started to get sick. I actually vomited in my car and had to call my dad to come over. I laid on the bathroom floor and broke out in a heavy sweat. Even my hands were sweating. Stop being so mean. I'm not your slave and I dont have to take your orders. My vomiting episode made me realize I can't let people treat me like shit. I am stuck on a machine for 9 hours a day in 90 degree heat. i see everyone of you go out the door to take a break. My employer wont give scheduled breaks. I have to tell somebody and everyone always looks too busy. I have to pack a lunch and eat as I work. And its usually shit I eat. A cold hot pocket?? mmmmm, sounds good. And I wish management would quit saying they are going to train me on something new. You havent yet and its been 3 months. I am happy being left alone. My whole life has been about being submissive to everyone!!! UGH. This has to change because quite frankly it makes me feel tired and worn out. Everyone says Ron has an attitude including the manager. Can we please fire him? |
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| Name: get rid From: of Job: your fucking attitude |
Thanks Ron. You are the reason for my migraine headache. It wasn't 30 seconds after your meanness that my headache started. Then as I left work I started to get sick. I actually vomited in my car and had to call my dad to come over. I laid on the bathroom floor and broke out in a heavy sweat. Even my hands were sweating. Stop being so mean. I'm not your slave and I dont have to take your orders. My vomiting episode made me realize I can't let people treat me like shit. I am stuck on a machine for 9 hours a day in 90 degree heat. i see everyone of you go out the door to take a break. My employer wont give scheduled breaks. I have to tell somebody and everyone always looks too busy. I have to pack a lunch and eat as I work. And its usually shit I eat. A cold hot pocket?? mmmmm, sounds good. And I wish management would quit saying they are going to train me on something new. You havent yet and its been 3 months. I am happy being left alone. My whole life has been about being submissive to everyone!!! UGH. This has to change because quite frankly it makes me feel tired and worn out. Everyone says Ron has an attitude including the manager. Can we please fire him? |
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| Name: F From: U Job: K |
Tgi Friday, can't be arsed :-/ |
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| Name: Let me get on with my job From: & fuck off Job: you self centered bitch |
So i get bought up on being "late" for work, when in actual fact i was on time and proved it. It took her a FUCKING age to give some kind of half arsed apology that i had to force out, however it gets strung along with sarcastic remarks. Your name should be 'Toenails' cos your so far up the managers arse, thats all that is visible of you !!!. I did not need to be bought up on this as i had done nothing wrong. i fucking knew you was nothing but a fucking trouble maker when you first joined. And now that you've shit-licked your way to some sort of acting team manager, you think you got some kind of power and can abuse it ?. FUCK YOU ! Thanks to you i now need to look for another job because you have made it that i have no leeway or any sort of compassion if i cant make it in on time. no matter the situation ! Your such a fucking hypocrit. You take the piss all the fucking time with your little gang with your extra breaks and your little clique you got going at work can all go fuck yourselves. I hate you ! i hate you so fucking much. People like you make me fucking sick. Karma will come to you. And people like you deserve the worst. |
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| Name: Leonard From: South africa Job: Degraded to snailshit |
NP is n arrogante, rondloper doos. Ek hoop jou vrou vang jou uit jou son of a bitch. Swinger party champion , you cant pick up any decent pussy |
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| Name: Fed up From: Irateville Job: Security |
Listen, you fat bitch...who accused me of not doing my job. Go have fifteen simultaneous heart attacks!!! You're a bitter bitch, always have been. Treat me like some idiot and I'm smarter than you and your staff. It's punk whiny whites like you, who think they're all big and bad at work cause of your position. Quite honestly, I'm five seconds away from pushing your fat ass down a flight of stairs. It'd be nice if you had a heart attack and stroke in your sleep, and did the world a favor...never wake up. |
