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| Name: Depressed From: Here Job: Guess |
So much for the policies about dignity and respect in the workplace. Since the first time I met you, you've criticised me because you think I'm not entitled to work at this level because deaf people are obviously not up to it. Actually it's because you can't handle me having all the experience and qualifications when you just drifted into this line of work and don't have any aptitide at all. You've been trying to get me out of there in favour of people who meet your idea of the right ones for the job - ones who will cringe and scrape to you - and you know I never will do that, don't you? I'm glad that really winds you up because you not competent to manage a kid's party let alone a multi million department. It's just amaxing that nobody has dealt with that yet. It's a shame that none of the top managers here are bright enough to realise that you are really just a manipulative gobby idiot without the skills or experience for any of what you're being allowed to do. I can't wait for the company to be forced to accept that you are a cockup merchant and fire you in the most humilating way possible. Even if I am on the dole then, I am going to be there waving flags, cheering and laughing my socks off. Can't wait... |
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| Name: Frustrated From: Hell Job: Doormat |
I would come in at 7 or 8 am if it meant me getting to leave on time. You make us all work more than 10 hours on a standard day, more than 12 when we have to work overtime. Going home after 7 is normal for me, I have no social life, i have lost most of my friends, all my relationships donīt work out. When spoken to about this you said you think the hours we work is still acceptable and that in the beginning we would need to work a little harder. you bastard, I have worked here for 3 years already and still pulling the long days. I am completely on top of my projects and am ready to meet my deadlines but you canīt stand that your manager likes me so much and always says what a good job I am doing, so you feel the need to put me down and pile up the work from other colleagues. You idiot, you concentrate on things that donīt matter and work on details that no one cares about. The sad thing is that if I want another position with the company I need your permission. I was here way before you, I used to love my job, I used to have fun. all before you came along. now I crawl out of bed in the morning and drag myself to work to only crawl back into bed as soon as I come home just because I can no longer cope with the workload. When I called in sick you werenīt happy, when I work weekends just to catch up with work, you werenīt happy. Spoke to HR and they said that I needed to bring this up with you. How am I supposed to reason with an infant, someone who is jealous of my success. I have so many people who want me to move into their department but you keep blocking me. I know that the only reason you do this is because I am good at my job and am probably the only person in our team who knows what I am doing. I have never done anything to you so stop treating me like shit. Pregnant now so would not be smart to leave the company as I lose my benefits during maternity leave. God I hate my job and my boss. Trust me I will leave you and do it when you need me most. |
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| Name: LL From: San Diego Job: clerk |
 Please Michele get a promotion. Diana get one too. Both of you please go away. Win the lottery, get rich husbands and wonderful promotions. Every day is a war zone. I want both of these out of my life. So I hope they find good jobs and leave. |
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| Name: Kent From: New holland Job: Cuntface |
Fuck working with women, stuck up, two faced fucking whores. Hey slut, I heard what you said about me, go die with your drug fucked family. |
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| Name: J |
I work at a hard labour job where I work harder than a Jew in a concentration camp. I work 6 days a week, and I still only get less than 32 hours a week! To make things worse, I'm on the verge of being fired for various reasons. Normally, I would be happy if I get fired from my job, but where I live it's almost impossible to get a job. You have a better chance of becoming an actor/actress in Hollywood. |
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| Name: Fuck From: Off Job: And Die, Bitch |
 Who the fuck do you think you are? At your age acting like you are in high school, treating me like shit when I've busted my ass for you? You run a FAST FOOD joint, get over yourself, you're no better than the rest of us who have to work under you. Three fucking years at this location compared to your year and a half? Hours cut so I can't even pay my fucking bills, refusing to give me the hours I DESERVE, whining and bitching about the pettiest things?! I get written up for excessive breaking for getting stuck in traffic while running an errand for you - how does that even make sense? I have a fucking excuse, and you fire me anyway? I have to hear it second hand, you don't have the fucking balls to tell me this shit? Fuck you, who the hell do you think you are fucking with people's jobs in this economy? I hope you fucking burn in hell for this shit! You stupid, ugly, fat bitch, just go ahead and die, save us all the drama and bullshit! I can't even put this all into words, there isn't anything degrading, or obscene enough to properly describe you.  Have fun making fries and flipping patties the rest of your pathetic life you miserable whore, i'll be sure to visit once I've got my degree and rub it in your self righteous face, just as soon as I spit in it. I hate you and I really hope you die, i'd be pissing on your grave and laughing!  |
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| Name: Office Bitch From: Hell in the fucking hell of s Job: READY TO GOOOOOO |
A new job is right around the corner you cock sucking mother fuckers and I can't fuckin' wait to get the hell out!!!!!!!!!! bahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Fuck'ya'l!!!! Fuck ya'l - every single one of you fucking idiots waste of fucking space, breathing air, cockroaches mother fuckers bahahahahaha!!!! Stay and piss in your own shit and die while I get the fuck out!!!! Bahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!    |
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| Name: i can't say From: nope Job: never |
I know the "strain" my being so cripplingly sick causes to the company. I wouldn't have called in sick if I wasn't sick. It's also the first time in months that I've been sick and you know this. You know my attendance is better than before. You also know not to harass me about unrelated topics when I only called (ages in advance!) to let you know I wouldn't be in for a couple of days while I recover. But no. My word isn't good enough. I have to go to a doctor, tell you I saw that doctor, tell you exactly what was wrong with me, you want a list of my symptoms and you want to take out your frustrations on me. Also, I'm not allowed to decide whether or not i'll be in tomorrow. Because infections magically disappear after a 24 hour period. I don;t know, maybe you've never been sick in your life. Oh, and remember the time you told me not to get sick for a specific amount of time? Yeah, hang on, I'll just write the viruses and bacteria a little note, shall I? I didn't realise we could decide when we got sick. |
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| Name: W From: T Job: F |
I've only started working at this place for 2 weeks and I already fucking hate this fucking job. These fucking people want water from a rock. The workload is intensely intense and incredibly overwhelming. I've been giving 100% and more but its never enough. I fucking hate my supervisor. She's the type of person who has no fucking clue of the amount of work I receive on a daily basis aside from everything else I have to due on a time constricted work schedule. They don't pay me overtime and the only way I can EVER finish the work is is I come in super early or stay stay late and im sorry, but you mother fuckers don't pay me enough to have me working like a fucking dog!!!! Fucking fuck shit I fucking hate it with a fucking passion. Fuck my stupid ass supervisor, fucking wicked witch of the east looking bitch, dumb fucking bitch, fucking inconsiderate bitch. Ugh I want to say fuck you to her sooooooooooo badly!!!!! I see between 2-15 clients on a daily basis and on top of attending them, I have 20 other things these freaking people want from me by 5 which is impossible!!!! I busted my ass in college to have this stupid fucking job, fuck outta here!!!! Fuck you job, I fucking hate you!!!! |
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| Name: NotsoPC From: USA Job: Intern |
 I took this job as an unpaid intern. I was promised that this would be educational...it's not. I've served my time as an intern before; I'm cool getting coffee and doing other menial tasks, as long as I'm treated with respect. But you've seen my resume...I'm no lightweight. So don't treat me like an idiot. I'm finding something new and getting out of here as soon as that's lined up. Because I can tell when people are bashing me behind my back. I'm sorry I don't fit into your office "culture"...I'm sick of the "too cool for school" attitude that dominates here. Guess what, I'm a square! Oh, and I vote Republican too. Deal with it. |
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| Name: team punching bag From: England Job: assessor |
Fuck you, just fuck you, you heap on the work during the summer when my supervisor with whom I worked well with left for a different department had positive reviews, then you come in and micro manage everything to the point that the job is now impossible. I've been off work with stress I'm doing everything you ask, now you go collect every piece of dust and call it dirt. I don't bloody care anymore fire me whatever. Go rot, sod this fucking company. Remember this (and you two know who you are) what goes around comes around. To hell with corporate Britain!!! |
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| Name: Niki From: Colorado, USA Job: Manager |
I work at one of those archaic, behind-the-times companies that believes in the ridiculous "ass in chair" mentality, which basically states: you will be at your desk until 5:30pm (a 9.5 hour workday) every single day, NO MATTER WHAT. I've tried to battle this ridiculous rule several times and every time I get shot down: "We work long hours here, that's just the way it is." Have you ever heard of a "work-life balance"??? I'm not saying I need to be out of here at 4pm every day, but if it's blizzarding outside and the whole city is shutting down, don't make us stay at work so we can get into horrible traffic because the roads keep getting shittier by the minute. And when I want to host a fundraiser at my house for a local charity, don't tell me I have to move it to a late-evening event so I can sit here and stare at my computer screen. I've missed social events, I've had arguments with my spouse, I've stopped working out, I've lost touch with people, I've literally pulled my own hair out... all because of this stupid mentality that we need to be here until 5:30pm even if we've worked our assess off all week. So I sit here at 5:00pm feeling EXCEPTIONALLY bitter that I'm stuck here for another 30 minutes when I'd rather be heading up to the mountain to go skiing with my fiancee. He's been off work since 4pm, just waiting for me to get off work... so we can get stuck in shitty mountain traffic because of my late departure. Even the Friday before a big holiday, when the entire city is leaving early, we're sitting here at our desks until 5:30pm. It fucking blows. |
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| Name: Frustrated From: Hell Job: Doormat |
I have been working for the same company for years when my wonderful boss is promoted and left for a better job and was replaced by a complete dweeb. He thinks that just because he has worked abroad in a neighboring country that he is so great. well guess what this is the 6th country I have worked in, but I donīt like to brag. He has two wonderful kids at home but seems to want to work 12 hour days and he expects that we all do that too. I am sorry that your family life is so awful that you donīt want to go home but donīt take it out on me. I actually care about my health. Been off sick with loads of doctors visits, not that he would bother to ask if I was ok. I am actually pregnant but donīt think that fucker deserves to know before the majority of my friends and family. Actually just to spite me he will probably work me harder to try to let me have a miscarriage. "When you get to my age and have my experience" "I am only 5 years younger than you, you Dickhead" "Oh you must preoccupied when you did this project" "I am human, I make mistakes especially when you donīt think of the big picture and try to present what you want in a way that would benefit us all". We all are apparently not good enough to talk to him as he is apparently brown nosing it with the senior management. People seems to like and respect me and usually I am the one who has to pull in favors when he messes up. You stupid little dweeb, grow some balls, face your wife (I wouldnīt blame her if she was having an affair) and get your priorities straight. You are frigging 40, you are never going to amount to anything, EVER. The worst thing is that you have no emotions, no personal side, "my god what did your father do to you growing up" Comment from a good friend!! |
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| Name: Jay From: California Job: Waitress |
Okay so this BITCH that I work with is supposed to be training for the managerial position, BUT she is such a FUCKING AIRHEAD!!! Everything is "Oh my God! I can't believe you can do this?!" or "Oh, that is sooooo neat!!!" BITCH PLEASE!!! She's lazy and thinks that b/c the position she is training for is over my current position that she can boss me around and do whatever the fuck she wants. She's cnstantly telling me shit like "The muffins are out." and then walking away like I'm supposed to scurry behind her and do her bidding. 9 times out of 10 I already knew I needed to refill something and am on my way to refilling it. So what is this bitch's purpose???????! Then she pretends she can't even do the most mundane tasks such as make coffee and warm up biscuits for breakfast....UNTIL my supervisor, who is above her in job ranking, tells her to do it and then she can magically do any and all things...DUMB BITCH!!! The crazy thing is she might be my supervisor in the near future or so she thinks! I will quit that bitchass job before I let her incompetent ass be my supervisor. Over and out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: doormat From: shithole Job: doormat |
So did the slime ball butter your muffin? Come on, tell you piece of shit, when are they going to sneak in and cut me off? huh? You ain't got the balls to face me right straight up. You gotta sneak arojnd kike the little worm that you are. A real fucking back stabber. Ya know what? For those you step on going up the laddder, you will face the very same ones as you fall down it. Come on, make my day. |
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| Name: unnapreciated From: planet take me for granted Job: someone that deserves more. |
you fucking skinny piece of shit, who the fuck do you think you are? humiliate me in front of clients and colleges by pulling my jacket hood for having a customers car parked in customer parking? you lucky fucker... if i hadnt been in such a state of shock i would have ripped your fucking face off. then you have the nerve of "fineing" me and taking part of my wages that i work over 60 hours a week to earn??? are you being serious? WHAT THE FUCK. if i see any change in my pay chequee at all like you threatened me with i will drag your fucking weak pathetic ass out of the workplace put your face on a curb and curb stomp you. p.s. everyone knows your sleeping with one of the women there, literaly EVERYONE. the funny thing is everyone also knows the only reason shes sleeping with you is because shes using you. fuck you. |
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| Name: Token Black From: Milwaukee Job: Customer Service Manager |
So my boss spills coffee in my Blackberry and doesn't offer to pay for it. Although upset, I went and bought a new phone. I was shorted two days on my paycheck..ok, now i'm upset. Today, I was asked to go clean the men's rest room. I want to quit but can't afford to...THanks for letting me rant! |
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| Name: TalentedShitShoveller From: UK Job: ShitShoveller |
Hello SB. Thanks for all your 'help' over the last few months. I've really enjoyed listening to you smack your lips as you eat CONSTANTLY throughout the day, like a grazing sheep. You have no sense of personal space. There is more than enough desk space, why sit so close to me? And for the love of god, STOP THINKING YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I am more senior than you, I have more experience. That's why you didn't get my job. You think you're so FUCKING clever! But you are clueless. Stop questioning everything I say. I have more talent in my little finger than you can muster in your whole shit stained body. You are an ignorant, arrogant, cocky little SHIT. As soon as I've learned everything, I am going to gun you down in flames you little bastard. You clueless little cunt. Do your own work. |
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| Name: I From: hate Job: my job |
I have a manager who likes to be the buddy but to us he gives us all his work. He comes late daily and immediately goes outside to smoke his lungs out. He tells anyone how busy he is and tired (yeah RIGHT) If we tell anyone our problems, he goes into our stuff and messes our work up. I hate this overgrown baby (he's a man and acts like a kid) I love how he lies and lies and lies. When I finally quit I'm going to just disappear. No show. Leave that asshole strandard. You don't treat employees like doormats It's not okay to think just because you're the boss (and a dumb one at that) it's okay to be the way you are. It's terrible. Well, things will change and many people will loose their jobs due to the recent changes-including you I hope. Tony I hope you get diaherra today |
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| Name: doormat From: shithole Job: doormat |
You fucking piece of shit!!!! You didn't hink that I wouldn't find out!!!! You have the balls to go behind my back to some hack consulting company who tried to screw us over to replace me??? What in the fuck are you thinking? I've busted my ass for this firm for 6 years and this is how you are going to treat me!!! First you sayt hat you wnat this fucking young kid to be trained to be my replacement. He screwed up and I yelled at the poor wonderchild and he went crying on your lap now you are moving forward to have some ass hole company to come in and screw me over. Wait until they get their claws into this place, you will not be able to sit down. They will fuck you and this company over so bad you would not know what day it was. Hey you bitch, get this straight. I know things. You will wind up in court so fucking fast it will make your head spin. You will have to retire in the poor house. Just wait, you fire me or take action against me, I will let the world know how screwed up this place is. |
