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Why question or attack an employee’s face?!

Location: Sacramento, CA
Job: State Government Employee

I am a hard working employee and there has been alot of bullying and mobbing at my workplace. Fellow employees including managers are coming up to employees and verbally attacking them for “your face”, despite the employee not talking to them or thinking about them when they make their horrifically abusive remarks.

You all that attack people faces in public spaces used by employees can stick your face interrogation comments/attacks up your …….!!! In my opinion, if you you don’t like someone’s face or you are a racist, keep your mouth shut! Keep your judgements to yourself and respect other humans, you don’t know what they are going through and it is likely none of your business! What is your intent? Certainly not to help that person. Who do you think you are just because you work at a workplace? I would prefer less of your type on earth. Move to another planet!


Just because I can

Location: Switzerland

Hey nasty bitch. Just wanted to let you know that other than being pissed off by your pathetic and catty ways, I could care less about you. BTW, I know you’re jealous B, your best friend told me. It puts a smile on my face. I hope I did ruin your career for bringing light to what we all endure from you, you deserve it! Oh and btw we are all aware of the porno you did with like some 75-year-old man you call daddy…. Guys think you are gross. You can continue to buy your $200 pair of jeans that you can afford because you have no bills because you still live at home and will always live at home. The jeans don’t make guys want you anymore. What are you? 15? You still look like fat trailer trash. Literally look up ugly hairy redheaded women and I bet your pic is the first one up there.


What a bitch

Location: UK

I work with the nastiest vilest passive aggressive bitch I’ve ever encountered. She’s teachers pet so no one can do anything about her as the manager protects her no matter what she does. She is so negative, miserable and sucks the fun out of every work interaction. She complains and bitches about everyone. No one is good enough, everyone else is stupid and thick and only she can be trusted to make decisions or do actual work. Which means we get the crumbs of the stuff she doesn’t want to do and even then you’re not allowed to get on with it as she’s keeping tabs. No autonomy whatsoever.

Our manager is so useless allowing her behaviour and worse, being influenced by it. He then dishes out the kicking on her behalf because he does what ever she says. She talks to people like they are idiots, cuts across and talks over them. No one else can be right as she always is and she’ll keep talking and doesn’t listen.Continue reading


Is work hell?

Location: UK
Job: Hospital Worker

I had a nice job of 8 years, I worked full time in a school in a happy environment…………then sadly I was made redundant. Since redundancy I have gone through 12 months of hell. I have been bounced along from patronising unemployment courses which involved sitting with vile people who had been to prison or kicked out of school, then I had various agency work, with yet more vile people, each time starting from scratch and trying to get to know people.

My current job started early October 2017 in a hospital. I had my hopes up thinking it was going to be a nice professional, well-run environment with good, caring people. Then the first day it sunk in that it was gonna be HELL.Continue reading


Why do I give a shit?

Location: UK
Job: Manager

I’m literally the only bloody one who stands up and gets involved. I challenge the status quo and get treated like shit for it. “It’s ok to have an opinion and talk about stuff” they say, but it clearly bloody isn’t. Trying to get answers just results in being accused of negativity and I’m sick and bloody tired of it.

I’m not a yes man, but it’s time to become a faceless number, just to keep my own sanity. They want nodding heads and soulless eyes, feedback they can ignore and people they can manipulate. Well then, you keep paying my fucking wages and I’ll shut my mouth and become another robot. Don’t always expect a higher standard from me, don’t rely on me to go over and above, and from now on, don’t expect me to give a shit.




Location: SA
Job: Accounts

Anyone else feel like someone is making them out to look bad just to try and prove they can do a better job than you or so they can STEAL your position??? This cunt tried it with me…fuck off! I’ll slay you any time..You fucking office RAT!!! You lazy piece shit, you can’t do what I do cause I’m simply better than you!


Great news… the company is laying us off!!

Location: Lebanon
Job: Administrator

Deep breath….

Okay, so I recently complained about my disrespectful manager? Well, they’re laying us off. No more money. Financial funding has ceased. Ha. And guess what? I’m being laid off without even a notice of 1 month. He’s keeping me here to work and get paid by the day, just this week.

Well, I’ve been here only for 6 months, so I think I can shake it off. But my coworkers have been here for 3+ years, and won’t compensate them for the years they’ve worked here. “I have no money, please understand”.

Get out of here. He has a second job, in the process of renewing his apartment, and we get the “no money” joke? You owe those people 2 months notice and minimum 6 salaries. Go to momma.

We’ll be fighting you legally. Wanna play with fire? We’ll play with a tsunami…



Location: USA
Job: Office

Almost 4 years I’ve been here and how I’ve stayed is beyond me. I come in late, leave early and take a lot of time off. They just won’t fire me, lol. I think I’m the hardest working person here and could care less about getting fired, written up, warned, etc… The GM is a condescending fuckface, old man sales guy is a douche, PM#1 is a white knight mangina simp, PM#2 can’t keep any workers cause he’s an ass to work for. Engineering is the laziest most pathetic group of them all. They are ALL overweight, hahaha heart disease. Their work is terrible. The female landwhale in the group was complaining out loud about her fat chin hanging up on a customer. You can’t make this shit up. Anyway, no raises, no processes, no organization, no communication, not happy. I have dreams about this place and I always have gas and matches in them.


Incompetent boss


Please stop trying to establish your authority by micromanaging everything. Here’s the truth, you absolutely suck as an engineer. I have honestly never seen code with such poor quality. The style is shit, the algorithm is primitive, the performance is dreadful. If the engineering team was just you I’m 100% sure this company will would go broke by the end of the year. You got us into this shithole in the first place. If you didn’t develop something that sucked this bad, or if you were even good enough to correctly calculate the performance level, we wouldn’t be in such a position where the investors are expecting a product in less than 2 months, while we’re really overhauling your entire method and starting something super complicated from scratch.Continue reading


Not your bitch

Location: USA
Job: Quality

My lead is the most arrogant asshole around. I am the only female in the lab, he let’s every man in there get overtime. I make the smallest error in paperwork, like not crossing a T, I get took to the manager’s office and get wrote up. I am doing some real job hunting. I make $20.84 an hour, I am willing to go to Walmart to work just to get out of there. Us in the lab were talking about when does a human start, I said that Jewish law says that they have to draw a breath. A co-worker asked how I knew that. I told him I was brought up Jewish. He looked at me and said my family is from Germany and we killed Jews. This guy was the lead’s friend, they just laughed. I hate my job and everyone in it.


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