Having to manage a lazy psycho liar who loves to play the victim:
1. I can’t work these hours (stupidly I agree to change their hours even though it messes up the whole working schedule)
2. I can’t get to work on time (I allow flexible start time – but that will necessarily change the finish time)
3. I don’t know how the signing in and out sheet works (when challenged for seemingly disappearing at the end of the day at an unspecified time)
4. I made a mistake (after submitting inflated figures on work)
5. I got confused (after inflating qualifications on CV)Continue reading
Job: Office Manager
OK, you stupid dumb jack leg! How can you be so freaking stupid? FIRST, can you please turn down that fing stupid music? No one wants to hear that! It is not professional to have your music so loud. And how about doing your fing job. How about it? How many times does one have to say, “PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN AND DO YOUR JOB!!” ??????? You are THE most unorganized/unprofessional person and you call yourself a banker. I bet you lied about being a banker the stupid ass way you count money! Who in the fing hell counts twenties….1, 2, 3, 4, 5? Then stacks them this way and that until you are finished then go back and count, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6…….and say, “I have $600.00 dollars.” ???? WHO THE F DOES THAT? You mean to tell me the bank taught you to count like that and you didn’t ignore them and count, 20, 40, 60, 80, 100? You can’t count by 5’s or 10’s or 20’s? WTF?Continue reading
Job: Office Manager
You made me say GD today and I hate to say that! Now I have to go to confession. How can you be so feaking stupid? How can any one person interview so well and come in here and be so stupid? I expected so much more out of you but you are not worth the time I am putting into you. I want to fire you so bad but you have these little kids that I just can’t do that to.
How in the hell am I going to deal with you and your stupid music? How am I going to deal with your inappropriate and unprofessional clothing? The way you sit with your feet up on the desk or file cabinet with your freaking cell phone all day long. ALL FREAKING DAY LONG YOU ARE ON THAT PHONE AND I HATE IT.Continue reading
I hate the people in my office except for my manager. I love my job but working in that OFFICE does my head in. I am damned if I do and damned if I don’t with them fucking bitches. It is like being back at school. Grow the fuck up stupid little mean girls. You do not realise how you are making me feel. I want into stab you both in the eye with my letter opener.
Thanks for coming in and taking over. Thought you would do a good job at first and show me the ropes. It’s good to see some 30-something can fuck up a business in months that I have helped to build, which isn’t even mine. Now you have cut off my work. I will find a better way without this shit. Your days are numbered and you will be found out for what you are. A fat fucking donkey. There’s so much more to say but let’s see if you have any minerals at all, to back up your bollocks when we’re in the office in front of the gaffer. I doubt you do. But if you have it, be ready for a show you fucking fat bald-headed wee prick. By the way, the main boys in the area have never even heard of you. Haha what a muppet. You need help. Good luck – you will need it.
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