Your kid

Location: Hell
Job: Educator

Dear Mom. It is never acceptable to be rude to an adult. I am sorry that you have raised your daughter to be disrespectful and a little girl. She uses her phone and you run into the building defending her actions. She has a 2.2 gpa and you have convinced her that she can get into Columbia. Who knows? Maybe if we have a plague and 95% of humanity is wiped out maybe Columbia will open their arms. This is your daughter, not a friend. I know that this must devastate you, but your daughter has to live out in the real world with real people. Nice job creating a monster.

 

My asshole client, E–a -a—ia-

Location: Hell
Job: Slave in the Ad Industry

Dear asshole client, you are a worthless piece of shit. The worst client I have ever dealt with in my entire life. You are an immature, irresponsible, unorganized bastard who deserves to rot in hell. I hope you die the worst possible death, but not before losing everything you ever cared about. I fucking hate you so damn much. You are a psychotic liar who takes pleasure in backstabbing me. You are a fucking idiot, with no manners. I hope your worst nightmare comes true… You are a disgusting piece of shit. You are a fucking asshole. I have never hated anyone the way I hate you. You are a fucking monster. I hope you trip down the stairs, break every bone in your body, then lie there in your own piss and shit wishing you were dead. I hope you get fired from your job, then lose everything you ever cared about. I hope you burn in the depths of hell like a marshmallow that has been left a bit too long on the fire. I am going to report you to your superiors for accepting bribes. I have proof you asshole. I hope you never see the light of day again. You are a soulless monster.Continue reading

 

Wtf

Location: Somerville
Job: Toddler teacher

I’m at the point where I’m over thinking about everything that’s been going on the past year. I had a co-worker who I felt that I couldn’t trust with anything being done. I did think that I could before, but now looking back I have realized that I couldn’t. I always wondered why I felt like I couldn’t leave to take a break and come back to somewhat of a calm classroom. That things wouldn’t get done. I’m a lead teacher and I know part of my job is to direct people, but this woman has been in that class before I transferred in. So she should know the expectations of the class. She should know what has to be done and be able to do it before she is told. She should be able to jump to each task and at least try to maintain structure and organization.Continue reading

 

Fed up

Location: Connecticut
Job: Assistant

I hate coming to work in the morning, this place is so full of backstabbers. I am writing on behalf of several employees who have expressed concern over the problems we have had in receiving our checks on the last day of the month. Of course all of us have financial obligations we must meet on a regular basis, so we count on getting paid on that day. The delays during the past months have caused a great deal of frustration, and I fear that employee morale is suffering. Some even fear that the company will not stay in business long.Continue reading

 

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