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Management is shit

Location: USA
Job: developer

Hey V and P – you are two of the most worthless pieces of shit I have ever encountered in my career. You are a couple of lying sacks of shit that throw people under the bus to cover your own incompetent asses and save yourselves from the fate you deserve. I saw that V left the company last year – good FUCKING riddance you miserable C**T. The both of you don’t ever listen to reason and the warnings that you were given that the project was going to fail. You think calling up scrum masters on their PERSONAL phone and SCREAMING at them for an hour is leadership? If you or any other of the worthless ‘leaders’ knew a goddamn thing about the cloud, you would have realized that this project would have taken much more than the time you promised it to ‘the business’.Continue reading

 

Arse-licking c**t of a boss

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Maintenance

What has really pissed me off at work recently is how she has all of a sudden worked her way up from an assistant to a fleet controller. My manager literally licks her arse all the time, investing time and money in training her to progress while I’m still doing the same shitty job I was doing when I started two and a half years ago, six months before she started may I add! Today she was having a new computer system installed which basically blocks my whole face out and all I could hear is her chuckling away asking me if I could still see her behind her 60” computer screen. Of course I fucking can’t you daft vain cow! Go and lick the manager’s balls because it’s quite obvious that’s what he wants you to do!

 

I hate my life

Location: Uk
Job: Engineer

I have been working for the same company for about 20 years, it requires specialist skills so it takes years to get good at your job. About 3 years ago my team leader said he was going to retire and I would get his role. Well 5 months have gone by and still no sign of any role change at all. I’m still doing the same shit I did 10 years ago. I’m bored as fuck.Continue reading

 

People quit bad bosses

Location: United States
Job: Operations

I dream of you getting fired and going bankrupt. You spend more time on the phone with your wife and son than you do trying to improve working conditions here. I could only hope your wife divorces you and son disowns you so you actually do the fucking work that’s needed. Not acknowledging and strong-arming employees will eventually catch up to you. You taking away dress-down Friday and working from home from me was the wrong move buddy. I hope you die of mouth and lung cancer from all the cigarettes (smoke break every half hour). I could only imagine what you put your son through. Exit planning as we speak. Fuck off douchebag.

 

Please just rot and die

Location: America
Job: Merchandiser

I know this is bad to wish this on anyone, but please just fall over and die. I just want you to leave me alone. You by doing that will make the world a much better place, by not having you as a POS. Just leave us in peace. Again this is for the sake of ranting not being literal. Please just die. Just do it or even better get fired and GTFO. I hate you so much you’re just a waste of air. Please just go you’re a useless supervisor. You’re doing everyone a favor by leaving.

 

Former Boss visit

Location: USA
Job: Stocker

She is the worst manager ever to run the drug department in my store. She recently visited me after she left months prior and it disgusted me. This lowlife of a bitch made 2018 a living hell for me. She would harass me on a daily basis and give me ridiculous workloads. She lied to me and never lived up to her promises on promoting me to become a lead. She used me and abused me from January to December. I had to deal with her threats of demoting me and sending me back to the front and she would verbally abuse me as well. She would tell me to shut up every day and that I will not make it or succeed. Even the lousy wimp of my supervisor was afraid of her and she bullied him too. Everybody in the department hated her. She almost attacked me one time and the receiver had to push her
outside to keep her from attacking me. All I did was worked a display and she went ballistic.Continue reading

 

Who do you think you are?

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Team Member (STM)

B,

I don’t know who you think you are. You come in one week and start complaining to your whole team about how your boyfriend chucked you out of the car, expecting sympathy from your managers. Working in a company like this won’t earn you any pity points, let me assure you, and it certainly won’t win over other members of your team.

Then there is the matter of unsettled trades that are completely your responsibility and you failed to check some of them properly, resulting in the transactions having to be put in again. Not as good as one of your team likes to think you are, hey?Continue reading

 

My everyday prayer

Location: United States
Job: Maintenance worker

Dear Lord,
Please take S and J away and send them to the other side of the city so I no longer have to deal with these awful women. They are just useless supervisor’s that make our jobs and lives very difficult. One does not care about the list of things we have to do to take care of by our boss. The other one throws everything away and walk like a mummy and screams like a mummy. S is just a fat cow who needs to just be left alone. So please I am begging you. I don’t want these two tyrants messing around with us anymore. They are just rude, mean, and have no clue what we really do for their assigned buildings. I’m begging you please send them to my arch nemeses. Those God forsaken @5560135 need those evil twins to cause them the grief they deserved like the ones we received from them. So please please please send them there… Amen
Twisted Sister

 

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