Assholes Who Think They Are Nice
Job: Real Estate
I don’t know why the guy I work with tries to show that he is a nice guy and he has authority but in reality he is a small dick wearing a diaper. I don’t know why these assholes even exist? How much does it cost these assholes to be nice and clean from inside? He is an assistant manager and he thinks that he is Superman!!! He tries to show off in front of ladies and every time he meets a lady, I can see how he keeps saying things about himself and that he does everything around here. I don’t know why the fuck these corporations hire assholes like that? It is a long story but the manager likes him a lot and they always hang out and shit doesn’t get done and the other workers have 0 experience…I don’t know what else to say besides that…it is extremely frustrating…
Many a true word is spoken in jest
Job: Local government officer
A woman in a hot air balloon realised she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted: “‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am”. The man below replied “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude”.
“You must be a technician.” said the balloonist. “I am” replied the man “how did you know?” “Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you have told me is probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip with your talk.”Continue reading→
Hate my boss
Job:
Fuck you boss, I hate you and I hope you rot in hell you miserable son of a bitch! By the way, everyone else hates you too…maybe not as much as I do, but they hate you because you’re an unbearable piece of shit that deserves nothing. I hope they fire your ass with no remorse you uncaring piece of shit. Fuck you, fuck you, FUCK YOU! I HATE YOU…I HATE YOUR FACE, YOUR VOICE, YOUR EVERYTHING…SIMPLY HATE YOU!!!!!!!! Can’t wait till the day you quit or die, don’t care which really comes first; so long as you’re no longer my boss, I’ll be happy.
No raises I don’t get paid enough.
Job: CNA
I wipe ass, get beat up, get pissed on all for 13.00 an hr the administrator who weights 500 pounds comes in runs the place as a nazi training camp now this is a privately owned business not a corporate place. Every one thinks she is pocketing the money she does nothing all day but sit on her fat ass and eat she is so fake has not been there a year and took for vacations already but gets mad when anybody wants a day off. Nobody has gotten raises in 6 years write down to housekeeping who still makes $10 an hour they always promised raises and your next paycheck but we never see it
Fuck the hell off
Job: Slave
Look, bitch. I know you’re all about sucking the dingleberries off the boss’s ass by trying to make more money for the company, but don’t abuse the employees who have to actually do the work while you sit on your ass and gossip in the office. I’m so sick and fucken tired of having to deal with your fake ass. Why are you even here? Everyone knows you only got that job because you are bff with the boss. You bitches all play favorites, too. People who don’t deserve certain positions, like yourself for instance, get these jobs because they are your friends or desperately sucking your asshole. I sincerely hope that you get canned by the higher ups soon.
