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Location: Medford MA
Job: Auditor

Mary, I am glad you smoke because you will die sooner. I am also glad you are overweight and I am glad you are really ugly. Fuck you, you spineless tattletale. If your husband knew how much time you spent talking to B all day, he would divorce you. Fucking piece of shit. I fucking hate you.


Like High School All Over Again

Location: Vermont
Job: Accountant

My workplace fills me with so much anger and stress on a daily basis. I absolutely fucking hate going to work and I especially hate a lot of the people there, especially (1) Morgan (2) Peggy and (3) Sherman. Not their real names. I fucking hate them! They are such fucking idiots. They are accounting professionals but they don’t even know the basics of how to use a spreadsheet. They are dull and dumb creatures. They treat me with such disdain and disrespect. I wish they would all die and go to hell, seriously.Continue reading


Thankless Shitass Job

Location: Boston
Job: Analyst

I hate you, Bill. I hate you so much I hope you grow to 300 pounds or beyond. You are headed that way even though you are only 5’4′. Little man. You favor the wrong people. I wish you would eat shit and go to hell. You miserable cocksucker. Just fucking die. You deserve it.


Office is not your home

Location: Utah
Job: Some type of analyst

Show some respect please. Deal with your frigging HSA, 401K, stock purchase, laptop shit, cell phone shit at home, not at the goddamn office!! I don’t give a shit about your child’s soccer game. I don’t care if you hate your wife. Don’t do your fucking daily walk, especially when it is busy. For crying out loud, I don’t care about your problems on vacation.


Fucking boss

Location: united states
Job: mailroom

My boss prances around like she is the sexiest thing on earth and looks down on other people. She will not leave the work process alone and fucks everything up and if I give her a serious look, she calls me into her office and tells me to change my attitude! She said a nasty personal insult to me and thought it was OK. I swear if she doesn’t get fired soon I am going to twist her head off her skinny body!!!!


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