Release your Job Stress - Have a Workrant
There are 344 recent Workrants on 18 pages. [1] 2 3 4 5 6
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: My boss From: is a retarded Job: manbaby |
The level of your fuckwittery is incomprehensible. Do you think all your constant cuntery is going to help? What in the actual fuck is up with you, manbaby? You get paid quite well to do a job a dim witted monkey could do, and yet you constantly fall face first in poo piles. How can you be this bumbling? Do you even have a plan, or do you just pull it out of your ass every morning like the cock you just dismounted? Is that why the plan always reeks of butt semen? Because you just whipped it out of your assgina? If I were you, and thank god I'm not, I would put just a wee bit more forethought into my daily plan for the unwashed lowly unclean ones not worthy to lick your frosting dripping brownie baker. The very people that make it possible for you to earn your undeserved six figures. You know, the ones that you constantly throw under the bus in an attempt to make yourself look good by comparison. One day, butt plug wearer, you will get yours. The sooner the better. How has no one not killed you yet? I'm sure there are oodles of people who have fantasized about popping your pin head like a big pus filled zit. Watching the shit for brains splatter all over like a water ballon of feces. We all hate you. You are not better than anyone. You are much, much worse. Every time you try to do anything you step on your own scrotum. Like a diaper in a low flow toilet, you are. Otherwise, I love working for you and want to make beautiful brown assbabies with you. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: purple From: fucking Job: dinosaur |
Is it too much to ask to work in a professional environment the isn't understaffed and run by a psychologically unstable manchild? I seriously hope that I get that new job to push the reset button on my career. You should not feel this way when you get out of bed every morning. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Helen From: Somewhere over the rainbow Job: Professor Slave |
There are so many things wrong with where I work. First of all, the amount of bullshit gossip, backstabbing, and bullying is enough to set anyone's teeth on end. Furthermore, the lack of communication is beyond the most absurd thing you have ever seen. They want to take away "faculty dress down day" as a means to build "professionalism." Um, excuse me, but are you fucking kidding me? BOSS MAN, YOU GOING TO PAY FOR MY NEW WARDROBE? Jesus. It's so frustrating. I have never been so disgusted with adults in all of my life. This isn't a game to me. This is my life and livelihood, If the biggoted, more holier than thou, shit doesn't end soon, someone will be very sorry indeed. Grow the hell up, let me do my fucking job, and let others do as they need to and quit being so severely inane. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: they call me death From: rapeville ohio Job: box boy |
Not really a work rant only more like a life rant. So I just got done with eleven years in serving the 'needs of the nation' more like the economic needs of the wealthy and the privilledged. Anyway I choose not to reenlist because my oldest son has a disability and it is not conducive for his development to be trapsing all over the world while daddy plays solider. Anyway, get out dont wanna go to college because I have always felt that modern education including college is simply training to be cubicle warriors and cum dumpsters for the other privilliged rape victims of the corporate elite. The military saw fit to put me in charge of multi million dollar equipment and now with all of my experience the only job that is worth a shit that will not have travelling all over the place is stacking boxes at a warehouse. Not a bad job. Sort of. Except that no one knows what they are doing and I have seemingly eight million bosses. I choose this life I accept the consequences of doing the so called people's dirty buisiness all so Mr and Mrs John Q American can have their SUV's and sip their latte's and other such useless shit. I have nothing but anger and hatred towards such people. You people are really riding the Titanic and have no fucking idea that the bitch is sinking. Anyway to all of you. Keep your heads up life can get better. Maybe your job never will but the people that love you and care for you thats the real shit! To all those who backstab, gossip or generally use your co workers to your advantage I hope you are gangraped to death by a bunch of PCP crazed priests. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Code Monkey From: UK Job: idiot |
f@ddle get your fucking shit together. stop fucking everything up and giving unrealistic dates to customers. you a cunt so go fuck youself and take you golden boy b@ndit with you!!!!! Fucking "systum" |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Only the good From: get fucked Job: in the b hole |
Fuck you you fucking fuck. If you were any stupider, you'd have to be put on life support. I'm surprised you remember to breathe. Or go to the loo when you need a wee. I have never seen a manager more idiotic than you. No one here has any respect for you. They all talk shit behind your back and constantly slag you off. How can you stand to create such a toxic and inhospitable work place? It's all down to you how this place is run. If you weren't such a fucking slag heap, maybe people would want to help make this place better. But they all hate you so much, they want to see you sacked. So sad. It should be so easy. You and only you make it so much harder than it has to be by being a cuntish fuckwit. Yoy treat everyone as if they are stupid. I got news for you, you're the stupid one. You will never keep anyone with any talent around because they will see right through your bullshit act. Worst boss ever in the history of recorded time. You suck HIV dick. I hope you get killed by a giant cock ripping your arse asunder. You deserve it, you lying sack of dog shit. You really need to learn how to lead and how to treat people. I'm so glad I'm not you. To be that hated by everyone must really suck. You just don't see it do you? That's because you're stupid. So stupid. So incredibly stupid. All the worst. Ta. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Don't From: Buy Job: It |
Jesus fucking Christ, what is WRONG with people?! I'm beginning to believe that people hand over common courtesy and manners the moment they receive their accounting diploma. You're all a bunch of rude, condescending little shits. If my children ever end up like you, CPS would not be able to get to my house fast enough to save them. Why ask a question if you're only going to cut me off at my second word? "What good are you?!" is NOT the acceptable response to your various coworkers. "WHAT?! What do you want!?" is NOT an acceptable way to regularly answer your phone. Ignoring people when they ask you a question is NOT acceptable. Putting off your work and throwing other people under the bus for it is NOT acceptable. Farting at your desk to stink up the entire area is NOT acceptable (PS-Can you cut this burger king shit out of your diet? It's clearly wrecking your insides and probably killing you along with suffocating the rest of us, you fat fuck). And I get that you can't hear, but for the love of God, stop fucking screaming everything at everyone. You're not a partner. You're not even a manager. You're a grunt just like the rest of us and I can't fucking stand your rudeness. And you come up to my desk and say "You! You never talk to me anymore!" Damn fucking right, I don't. Though what's changed about that, I have no idea--I didn't talk to you before! And I'm sure as fuck not responding to your dogshit treatment anymore. I guess you heard from our boss that I gave notice, and you're pissed you weren't on the inside of the gossip mill for that one, eh? Too fucking bad. Find something else to complain about, which shouldn't be hard. You pretty much complain about breathing... Cannot wait for these next 3 weeks to fly by. Then it's deuces to this profession and onto a new industry. Maybe people there will be, oh I don't know, better raised than this cubicle farm of animals. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Time From: For Job: Vacation! |
You call me when I'm in the middle of something and I tell you that I will call you back at a later time. Then, you call me back an hour later to remind me to call you. Are you fucking retarded? Why would anyone do something like that? This is someone who thinks she's super intelligent. This is someone who claims that she "thinks" in her sleep. No matter where I go, there is always at least one fucking loser waiting for me. What an idiot. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: I'm not telling you (M) From: Britain. (24) Job: A**i Zombie. (NW, UK) |
This employer is one of the worst places in the world to work. The management structure allows bullying on a massive scale. New starters are not given a chance to get good at the job. They are told to hurry up constantly and given "targets" ...unattainable targets for new starters I might add. If they are not men or at the peak of physical health after morning jobs new people get dumped out of the way onto a till for hours and months on end. Managers snarl and pull faces at you if you ask for help or treat you like you are stupid and thick. While all the time they are telling you that they are helping you and training you...NO you are bullying me to work obscenely fast! I've also noticed that I have to come in 15 mins before a shift and stay 15 mins after my shift UNPAID... Which is £4 per day 5 days a week and a pay packed deficit of -£1040 a year!!! All because the managers are busy fucking about talking or rushing to complete a job because they didn't start working until after they had a brew break! To get on at all you must be a little pussy and do as your told all day everyday and be perfect at your work or else the managers will take any opportunity to tell you off and get you to sign a form saying that you have "been spoken too" which goes into your personnel file. If you are a decent kind of person you probably won't get a promotion because they only promote the bullies and back stabbing vicious bitches and bastards! If you do get promoted because you are well liked it will not be long before you are blamed for all sorts of petty crap and used as a scape goat BECAUSE half of the managers only got promoted because they cut someone else up & took someone else's work credit. Most of them didn't deserve their promotions they are just the Aldi asshole that Aldi like to promote. Don't work here unless your a pussy or a cunt !! Either way your gonna get fucked. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Who From: Really Job: Cares? |
DEAR STUPID FUCKHEADS - As I've said in the years past, w/ this year being no exception, you will NOT see your gross wages anywhere on your W2 if you had any pre-tax deductions (e.g. Health ins contributions, 401k contributions). You will ONLY see the wages that are TAXABLE on your W2. &, for the umpteenth-fucking-time, I am NOT a tax accountant/consultant. DO NOT ASK ME FOR ADVICE ABOUT FILING YOUR TAXES. However you filed them last year, then file them the same way again this year. Or, better yet, try talking to A FUCKING TAX ACCOUNTANT. Quit acting so helpless & oblivious - you're an ADULT for crying out loud! Does someone tie your fucking shoelaces for you every morning or wipe your ass after ever shit? Un-fucking-believable.     :shootthem |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: stuck From: in Job: cuntland |
There is one aggressive violent threatening arselicker in our section - ONE - and he is making life hell for every other staff member. we get sworn at, yelled at, treated badly, i cant do my job because this cunt needs three reminder emails and then two visits to his office and then external intervention to sign a fucking piece of paper. wanker. but all the idiot boss sees is a brown nosed turdy little arselicker. how many more people are going to leave because of this cunt????? Ive already had my career fucked up by this leach. I hope you die in a violent accident, you shit. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Trainee From: in Job: hell |
Dear brand new co-worker, Its my second fucking day in a brand new job that I've never done before! Of course I'm gonna be crap and a bit slow! Who wouldn't be, by the way? Its a given, that if your new to any kind of job and esp if your in training, your going to be rather shit to start off with. Everybody knows this and has been there...Including yourself! So, why did you keep on telling me to 'speed up' and 'pick up the pace' when you could see i was doing my very best and again, its only my fucking 2nd day and I'm still finding out what goes where and how best to do things! Give me a chance please! No support from you either. You could of given me a hand or at least, some advice on how best to do the job as quick as you want me to do it. Even the boss had to tell you to back off and helped me out as he could see i was struggling. At least he understood!!! Some people honestly. You help and support new people in there job so they can settle in and get going with what is expected of them, not leave them alone and expect them to be an expert in their field after 2 fucking days. Patience is a virtue.... |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Purple From: Fucking Job: Dinosaur |
Take your little fucking passive aggressive aphorism and shove it up your arse you useless cunt. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Still Winter From: Sowtun Job: Culinary |
It is so true that "Power corrupts people, or maybe it just shows people real self." My coworker, LM, used to be so gentle, patient, humble, and kind. After the new female director promoted him to supervise a young lag whose mom works for the executive's office, LM as become arrogant, aggressive, and sly! BTW, when I realized that my jekyll-hyde deputy may be bipolar, I felt emphasized right away and have not disliked him so much anymore. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Fuck From: This Job: Shit |
Hey all you assholes out there slaving away at the hopes of one day being the upper echelon of executive management. Guess what? These fuckers in the C-suite are WAY stupider than you thought. Good 'ole boy dick swinging and professional paranoia are just the tip of horrible, horrible ice burg, my friends. Corporate America is a complete fraud. It's OVER. If you're contemplating taking on more debt to get your MBA in the hopes that you can inch up the ladder - just forget it. Don't waste your time or money. It's not worth it up here. These motherfuckers are crazy and everything you think you know about business is a lie. I wish I would've invested my $60K in a beach umbrella business instead of grad school. I'd be at fucking beach instead of working 80 hours a week in an office full of pricks. Quality of life, people. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Pooter From: 7th Level of Heck Job: Fart Inspector |
Jesse, I am so sick to death of hearing you tell people that you've been in this business longer than anyone working for you. Unless you started working straight out of kindergarten, we all know you're full of shit. In case you haven't stopped to do the math, all six people working with and for you are roughly the same age and most of us have been working in this trade for most of our adult lives. And while you like to pretend you're a master of all trades, you're actually a jackass who can't recognize how incompetent you are on so many levels, it would be funny if you weren't in charge of this company. A company I've watched you slowly suck dry over and drive away more business than you've taken in.When I first started working for you, this place was a beehive of activity, with so much work coming in, overtime was practically mandatory in order to meet the deadlines. There were eight people in MY department alone. Now, I'm the only one left in my department and I have to put up with your ego-maniacal bullshit by myself. The story is the same in all the other departments in this company: Each department is down to a single human being these days. You had at least half a dozen BIG clients that were known nationwide. You had local agencies sending their overflow projects. The problem was all those clients were inherited when you took over this company -- you didn't lift a finger to bring them in and you took for granted that they would always be loyal to this company. I guess you're not as charming as you think you are. As they slowly drifted off, you have not been able to replace a single one of them with something comparable. If this doesn't say something for your utter lack of salesmanship and/or business savvy, I don't know what does. Every few months, you think you've got a new line on some big new project that will result in a ton of new work coming in. Remember Ray D. and his big ideas and assurances that he'd soon have a lot of his company's business coming our way? Remember what happened to him? He turned out to be a bullshitter just like you -- nothing but a salesman that had ZERO authority to start promising you the shit he was promising. He got fired for that, remember? And all that work you THOUGHT we were on the verge of getting evaporated into bullshit fumes. You're an asshole, Jesse, and as soon as I can, I'm leaving this hellhole. I don't care if I have to take a pay cut -- it'll be so worth it to be able tell you to go fuck yourself as I pack up my shit and head out the door for the last time. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: Unappreciated From: UK Job: Library assistant |
Today at work a customer threatened to file a formal complaint against me as I couldn't issue books to her until she returns her overdue books that were due back last October. Apparently my "attitude" sucks. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: No From: job Job: like the past |
I had a job, five years ago, that I loved. I gradually moved up slowly but anything they gave me, I proudly took on. I worked whenever they called, I worked overtime, and I covered shifts when people called out. My friends were at work-and we all would grab a drink after. But the good times always comes to an end. This company went into a tailspin into Chapter 7. I worked there 6 years and saw myself there for years to come. It's been, like I said five years, and I have yet to find a job where I slowly grow to hate. I try. I really do. It doesn't matter because lately bosses aren't devoted and will toss you out for the smallest thing. I was laid-off from another job after 3 miserable years working with drug addicts, old bitches, fat bitches, bully fucking bosses-and this was an office environment. I went to grab a cheeseburger and the guy taking my order was young and had so much energy-trying hard-trying.....I walked away depressed.I doubt I'll ever feel that spark for any job again. It's died. People make me sick also-having them near me makes me realize how empty headed a lot of them are. It doesn't matter anymore....just show up and hope you can make it through another day at a useless job |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: NONE From: Nowhere Job: Nononon |
Power corrupts people, or maybe it just shows people real self. I never been in such a hostile job, with low rats who don't know what the word professionalism is or what it means. Supervisors that can't even spell the most basic words and have to use their phones or ask other people how to spell. One supervisor in particular has changed so much and you like to talk to me as if I am one of your bastard kids, you welfare queen. Stop having so many damn kids bitch, kids that you can't even afford with your drug dealing baby daddy. You have changed so much and you are phony, smiling in people's faces while getting them fired and then trash talking them. I noticed that you love to use people because of your little position, so that they can buy your fat-ass food all the time, but guess what thats going to stop, don't ask me for any fucking favors you dumb cunt. But anyways, you are so fake always licking that muslims bitch clit while at the same time you talk to her like she was your kid as well. But the dumb muslim bitch is scared of your dumbass, both of all you have favortism and will let certain staff members get away with fucking murder. I swear both of you are going to pay for all the shit that I am being put through lately. Remember KARMA IS A FUCKING BITCH and none of you dumb whores are exempt from getting fired. I hate the both of you, working with you bitches is stressful and not worth it. I hope you guys get whats coming to you. It is sad to me to think that at first I liked the both of you, but since you guys have a little bit of power you think you are some Gods and one thing I refuse to do is kiss your asses or join your clique dumb bitches. GO TO HELL, I HATE THE BOTH OF YOU with a burning passion. |
| Submitted by: |
RANT: |
| Name: barely making it From: in Job: WV |
A few Tips for dealing with bad neighbors in west virginia or probably any where.1.Don't ever leave any doors unlocked including your vehichles or outbuildings.2.Try not to leave any opened food or drinks laying around.3.Some people can be homos,rapists ,or poisoners so be on guard.4.If you have to speak to them never speak about family,vacations or any property you don't want messed with.5.protect yourself from these people and just hope they die or move away. |
