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Socially clueless

Location: USA
Job:

Your lack of self-awareness is astounding. Why, why, why on earth would you want to work at an office where no one likes you? You didn’t have a single real buddy here until a new person showed up that you could prey on, because they didn’t know any better. And now you and she are a cozy coven of two. Maybe now you’ll stop complaining to your supervisor that your coworkers are being mean and bullying you. WTF do you want them to do? We told them ahead of time not to hire you based on personality alone. They can’t MAKE us like you. It’s called work, and you’re a grownup. Suck it up and deal with it.

Oh, and congratulations on finding a boyfriend who can actually stand you…I suppose someone’s got to do it. Thanks for taking a hit for the team, brother! Tell you what: since you’re such a notorious tightwad, I have an idea for you to save a bunch of cash. And it’s even better than putting all of the leftovers from office lunches into a ziploc bag with your name on it and sticking it in the break room freezer. Instead of buying airplane tickets to go see “your baby” (urgggh…dry heave) in San Diego, why don’t you just quit and move there? You’d be doing everyone a favor. I’d even attend your going-away party.

 

Position going away…

Location:
Job:

Ok my job acquired a new company about a year ago and now they are completely taking over and eliminating our positions which is BS. I do understand there are changes that have to occur but we were the original employees of the company and it looks like we’re getting the short end of the stick. I can accept that I may be laid off soon but the other ladies come in and bicker all freaking day like that’s going to change something. These people have already made up their minds about what they are going to do so why stress yourself over something that is going to eventually happen? UGH they are so F’ing annoying. I just want to stand up and say SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

 

Not my problem…

Location: Miami
Job: Office Manager

Are you out of your bald headed, pot belly, yellow toothed ass mind? “Can you come back in later today”? FUCK NO! What the fuck is wrong with this shitty ass company. They work people like slaves. While the ‘favorites’ sit on their lazy asses behind the scenes. It’s not my fucking problem you idiots need people at the last minute. Then you think you’re slick… Waiting until I get ready to LEAVE to ask me that dumb ass that. I cannot WAIT until the labor board comes to audit you crooked, idiotic, racist sacks of shit.

 

Fed Up

Location: USA
Job: Sandwich Artist

Ugh I really think I’m at my wit’s end with this damn job. Honestly I hate it, everything about it gets on my nerves. It was cool at first but now it’s just annoying. I literally have to drag myself out of bed and through the door and while I’m there I’m just annoyed and anxious to leave. I don’t know, maybe it’s the customers always asking the same dumb ass questions:
“This coupon expired yesterday can I still use it?”
“Can me and my friend here use the same coupon?”
“Is the bread fresh?”
“Is the tuna fresh can I get one from the back?”
“How many cookies can I get with $2?”Continue reading

 

Boss on Another Planet & Team Not Much Better

Location: Virginia
Job: Office Assistant

I’m so happy to have found a website where people can anonymously talk about workplace FRUSTRATION. I hardly even know where to begin. I never loved my job to begin with, but it paid the bills and was doable. I’ve been there for several years, but things really hit the fan when we were assigned a new boss recently. This guy has zero people skills, and, I’m not saying this to offend anyone that may have a learning disability (especially because some of my relatives do), but I really think that despite his ivy league degrees and nifty sounding job history, he has something along the lines of Asperger’s Syndrome.┬áIt’s fine to even have a boss with that as long as they are being medicated, but whatever this dude has, nothing is remedying it.Continue reading

 

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