So my colleague scheduled a meeting with two senior leaders and myself last week. I wasn’t able to join in person – client onsite – so I dialled in to colleague’s bridge. Waited 15 mins, no one showed up, texted said colleague and our boss asking if meeting was still taking place – heard nothing. So, I dropped from the line and sent an email saying I waited and to let me know if rescheduled. A few hours later, I get a call from colleague apologizing, they forgot about me, they forgot to open the bridge. They still had the meeting, colleague was to give me an overview, that never happened.
Another meeting – same topic/project – was scheduled for today. I went out of my way to be onsite for the meeting and ended up sitting in a conference room for 15 mins waiting for the others to join. Only to find them meeting in bosses office – and I had just seen my colleague in the hall, told him I was waiting in the conference room. I stand in the doorway to bosses office and ask if this is where the meeting got moved to and was told ‘kind of’, I asked him why he didn’t come get me and I got some lame bs about only being a few mins.Continue reading
I just started working at a famous fast food restaurant as my first job and I’m sick and tired of it already. Half of the managers don’t like their job and have a fucking attitude when they show up to work and want to be rude and all, and the other half don’t know how to speak clear English and constantly talk about you in Spanish with the other coworkers which is so rude! I’m a cashier and literally when I’m done with the order this fucking bitchy manager goes like “mak da coffee, mak da coffee, mak da coffee,” Like every fucking 10 seconds and its fucking annoying like WHY CANT YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF YOU’RE CLEARLY DOING NOTHING and then while I’m making the coffee a customer shows up and she’s like “Mama there’s a customer take da order” LIKE WTF DO U WANT ME TO DO TAKE ORDERS OR MAKE THE DAMN COFFEE its fucking annoying like there’s other staff that can do that too stop telling me to “mak da coffee” every fucking 5 seconds.Continue reading
Job: Admin Asst
You had no clue as to what was going on in your department right under your nose. Your stuck-up, snobbish ass did not care and you let that fat, bitch of an office manager do whatever. Fuck you and Contract Management. I hope you, Shirley, Jeff, and that bald-headed bastard over Materials Management get shot in the head.
Job: Go fuck yourself
Hey Agnes! Go fuck yourself, you insecure, demeaning, lying, sack of rhinoceros excrement. I’ve caught you in so many lies and exaggerations, it’s fucking pathetic. You can take your insecurities out on someone else now. You’re such an asshole. I’ve been on to you and your bullshit for months now. You’re not fooling anyone…I take that back…you’re only fooling your dim-witted idiot business partners, who like you, think their shit don’t stink. Mark my words, you miserable bitch…they’ll figure you and your bullshit lies out sooner rather than later and when they do, I can’t wait to hear about it.Continue reading
Job: Managing morons/company bitch
My company really needs to get their head out of their asses. I mean, seriously man. They ‘restructured’ the upper management last year in a feeble attempt to gross more profit, but all they ended up doing was displacing the good people who actually understood how to run a company, and replaced them with snobby morons who don’t know their asses from a hole in the ground. Ok, enough anal references.
Anyway, this attempt at restructuring, re-branding, re-dipshitting, or whatever you call it has backfired big time. Well, I won’t get into all of it now since I am looking for other work anyway, but long story short: The amount of mistakes these idiots have inflicted on our processes has caused such a tremendous amount of stress that we have people quitting in droves. Not just any people. But people who have been here for years, some of them holding fairly high-up positions. So after a year of dealing with people walking out, what do they do? That’s right, blame the workers below them. You know, those scum bags who actually do all of the work. After all, it couldn’t possibly be the hierarchy’s fault that these lowly peasants are leaving. It’s got to be the fault of those on the lower pay scale…somehow.Continue reading
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