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You better put your superiority complex in a bin!

Location: Newark, DE
Job: Data Scientist

Dear (self-appointed) boss,

You’re not even my manager. Quit treating me like shit. You hired me for god’s sake. Where was your genius brain during the interview process? Why weren’t you able to sniff out the fact that I didn’t have the skills that you now think I ‘should’ve known before I got here’ while interviewing me?

You are an incapable project manager and an incapable people manager. Your only goal in life is to put others down. That’s probably why you haven’t been promoted in years. Just do what you’re actually good at. Write code. Stop trying to do what you aren’t good at and kill everyone’s self-esteem.

Working with you is miserable.

 

I will never forget

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Care worker

Dear ex boss,

How dare you disregard my physical illness saying I don’t look the type to have it???

My illness does not have a ‘look’ and you would know this if you had done your homework on it rather than playing a sofa doctor.

I have test results going as far back as 2013. If you are disputing what the doctors have said then I plan to take you to court over the way you’ve mistreated me. You went on a two-minute rant about everything you don’t like about me on my last day.Continue reading

 

Incompetent or overworked? I can’t decide!!

Location: United Kingdom
Job: Administration

L,

You’ve been working on our team for 6 weeks now and you left the company about a year before returning.

I find you very brash, loud and overbearing. Every single conversation is one you turn on to yourself and make it all about you. Why the managers chose you for the job I have no idea. I reckon they were overwhelmed by your complete and utter “me me me” attitude.

Why leave in the first place to come back anyway? Had trouble keeping a job elsewhere? Wouldn’t surprise me.Continue reading

 

Get a reference about your employers before you say yes

Location: Worldwide
Job: Nanny/au pair

I was a nanny/au pair with million-dollar clients and my advice is always before starting make sure you get past nannies’ references about the family you are sitting for. It swings both ways. It’s just as wise to know who you are looking after and why they left and how many they had, because the richer they are the meaner the cherubs are. Never again. I would do that with all jobs really.

 

You’re a f***ing fake

Location: UK
Job: Sales

X, I used to like you, until I realised you’re just like the rest of the fake-arsed motherfuckers in this place. Can’t wait for the boss to come in again soon so I can listen to your fake-arsed laugh, you selfish, self-centred c**t! Peace.

 

“It doesn’t make sense to pay you!”

Location: Los Angeles
Job: Administrative

This is the most fucked-up, unethical company I’ve come across in my career. There are several things to it.

First, the company wanted a slave, not an employee. For several months of working, I didn’t get paid for work I did. When I asked my manager to get paid for work, I was told: “It doesn’t make sense to pay you.”

When I finally got paid, it was the manager’s personal check, not the company check.Continue reading

 

Thank you for quitting

Location:
Job: Manager

It’s been a rough couple of years with this abusive, manipulative, poor at her job, piece of trash….thank you for quitting and for finally making such a scene in front of upper management that all your lying, backstabbing, and bullshit could no longer be ignored and thank you for doing it so well that you got the monster who backed you all this time fired.

Did you really think the rest of the bigwigs at our company would cater to you like the guy you were screwing? The look on your face when your big production about quitting ended with you being escorted out the front door was priceless.

 

The store manager is a bitch

Location: USA
Job: Signing

Over the weekend we had a sale and my job is to set it up in 2 departments (there’s 9 of us and we all have our own department to set up and take down) and yesterday I had to take down the sale in my department. As any human I made mistakes yesterday and sales in one of my departments were low compared to last year.

This morning, the store manager called me out over the store speakers in front of everyone in the store (and she made it sound like she was talking to a 5-year-old) and made it seem as if it was ENTIRELY my fault. It’s not because I’m not the only one that has to deal with that department. There is the merchandisers who put the stuff out on the floor for customers to purchase as well as the people who mark them down to the lowest price 40%, 50%, 60%, 70%, 80% etc.Continue reading

 

This isn’t only your office

Location: USA
Job: administrative

How about whenever you have a petty, secretive gossip session with a “buddy” go somewhere else? Despite what you think, this is a job not a coffee shop. I have work to do. Ugh.

 

Please help me god

Location:
Job:

We have such miserable fucks of existence working here. Please just go away. Stop making people around you so miserable. I get so sick that I wish I had more time to call off. Such miserable pieces of shit. Just don’t come back if you’re so miserable at work.

 

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