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| Name: Useless From: Under My Rock Job: Drone |
Labview really is the most f*cktardish, steaming pile of a sorry excuse for a development environment I've ever had the misfortune to work with. I've been a software engineer for *cough* *cough* years, I've worked with Labview for at least 5, and I still can't force it to pick up my DLLs from the right place. I hate it. I hate it so much. More tea required. |
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| Name: my boss From: is a Job: HUGH CUNT |
WAAAAAANNNNNKKEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Name: A. Noid From: The Cube Farm Job: Drone |
Hey bossman, Listen- I don't mind actually you pulling me aside like... 5 minutes before my shift ends to bitch at me. Because honestly, if you have to bitch, I'd prefer it be right before closing time. It means I won't have to But holy shit, man! How about you not give me tons of shit about something you SPECIFICALLY asked be done wrong. Today you just told me that a huge document I put together almost a month ago will need to be redone. Now, I have no doubt about what the issue is. That doc you asked me to do was a 3-day job on a project I literally had no experience with, and you desperately pleaded with me to get it done in one day because you fucked up scheduling. After 5 minutes of you becoming increasingly more desperate sounding, I told you I'd be able to scrape together something, but that it would be, and I quote, "a half-assed rush job." You were fucking thrilled to even get that. Because the time-frame was that abysmal. So I busted my ass for you, working a lot of unpaid hours that night to put together something that was passable. It wasn't great, but it sure as shit saved your ass the next day. But, man, seems like you've forgotten all about those circumstances now. Today, as you sighed and hemmed and hawed at me, you acted like I was King of the Fuck-ups. Oh, I'm sorry, the doc isn't perfect? Well, no shit, Sherlock. What I gave you was a temporary solution: you weren't supposed to use that forever and ever. Honestly, how about you just eat a giant bag of dicks. |
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| Name: I'm From: in Job: HELL |
WHAT THE HELL?! Do not understand 'Wash out colour', do not know 'Consistency', FIVE fonts in ONE page (let alone the sizes and formatting and colours), 'England dollar' instead of 'Pound sterling', cannot spell 'Concession', cannot do spacing... I.... I have never encountered such criminal gap in knowledge in my life... Please go away, I want to sob miserably in the corner for having to work with you. |
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| Name: r From: sacramento Job: specialist |
So today our comapany had a natural gas leak and failed to evacuate or even notify employees for safety. Ya...much more important to kill of a few hundred employes and make a few bucks than evacuate. Crazy right!? I stil can't believe it. We work with extremely flamable material and cure ovens (one of which caught on fire last week). PG & E came out last night and laid new pipework then all of a sudden awful smell near the pipeline. All of primary management leaves and you're not even going to give the worker dog-employees notice of the danger. Do they even realize how muh our families could sue them for if there were deaths in this case? C'mon...it's just so unbelievable.And u know I'm reading this stuff about 3 week vacations. At my company unless you're some backwoods supervisor you won't get anywhere near 3 week vacations for like 10 years. Then the president wants to hold some meeting talking about how the company made over $85 million last year. FU. And you could tell by the look in each hard working employee's face. We didn't clap at all. What did that matter to us. We don't have a Christmas party or Christmas bonus, in fact this year after making almost $90 million in government contracts they decided to take away our Birthday holiday. Unbelievable! |
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| Name: K From: Kk Job: Kkk |
FUCK YOU! |
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| Name: church lady again |
It's just not fair. Seriously. It's my birth right to be treated better than this. |
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| Name: A From: B Job: C |
You talk to me like crap for 2 years and are supposed to be my 'superior' and then put in a grievance AGAINST ME??? You only got the job because your friends were the Boss, you're an absolutely clueless and useless fucking BITCH and i can not wait for the shitstorm that will follow the investigation when EVERYBODY is on my side because NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU CUNT. |
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| Name: NA From: Corporate Head Office Job: NA |
I just can't get a break. I've been rejected for a promotion THREE TIMES! Managers around me keep telling me I'm awesome and can do anything but the senior managers who are in charge of promotions always pick their favourite pets to promote. All I get are "courtesy" interviews with the seniors to make HR think they are "promoting within" and giving me a chance. What a bunch of BS. I seriously just want to cry. |
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| Name: Bump From: NYC Job: Grunt |
Molly's a cunt. Cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt-y, cunt. Cunty cunterton. I hate you cunt. |
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| Name: a From: b Job: c |
The lazy ones take loooooong vacations and the others do the work of the vacationing losers. When the losers come back they plan their next vacation, get that approved and the cycle continues. I work with one such person. Takes 3 week long vacations twice a year...at the most important times. I take over that person's projects while they are on vacation. This person comes back, gets the credit and I have all the knowledge and connections. Eventually this person gets caught out. But, by then the Manager, that has become wise to the matter, is move on to another area. And the new Manager gives this bozo a fresh start. I am fine with second chances, but I have to draw the line at fifth chances. |
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| Name: stressed From: cuz Job: of u |
how does it make any since to keep hiring your friends that need a second job to make ends meet and cut the hours of your full time employees who only have one job trying to make ends meet and expect us not to have to get another job. Then beg the district manager to give back a job to a person who stole got fired by loss prevention and never lost any seniority or benefits then makes her own schedule while the rest of us fill in when she doesn't want to work. |
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| Name: na na |
I have a stomach ache because of you. Fuck you. |
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| Name: nameless Job: Marketing Assistant |
I just want to say that when I first took this job, the description was not "Secretary". Actually what you have me do daily is nothing what you told me originally. Not only that, you restrict me from doing anything to get my job done, then I get in trouble for it by your supers!I am a patient person & believe in not judging. I just hope that I don't change because of the person you are. I am the lowest paid employee here & have more experience & education then you. I want things to change, but that is in my Father's hands. |
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| Name: pissed off employee From: - Job: - |
You are both a pair of joyless twats. You have a go and whine at the tiniest thing such as a piece of paper on the floor for fucks sake, but you leave out confidential information, constantly break the rules and lick eachothers bumholes. You remove any joy from the workplace and make everything less efficient. You constantly fucking change how we are supposed to work and put ideas in place that make it harder to do our jobs then wonder why the fuck we're not working as quickly. There is not one person that likes you, even the other teams bosses hate you. It's one rule for you and one rule for everyone else. You are what is wrong with the system and everyday you remind us how much more you get paid than us. How about you both do the world a favour and fuck off back the shitpit you both came from, you spineless, shit for brains, fuckwits. |
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| Name: CODE MONKEY From: HELL Job: IDIOT WRANGLER |
BY COMING AND HARANGUING ME ABOUT HOW URGENT THE PROJECT I AM WORKING ON IS, YOU HAVE TAKEN HALF AN HOUR AWAY FROM THE TIME I COULD HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THE PROJECT, YOU FUCKING MORON. |
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| Name: No From: Way |
If it's unbillable, you give it to me to do while keeping the billable work for yourself. Do you seriously imagine it means anything to anyone, that you're more BILLABLE than I am? Your petty bitterness and your selfish, obsessive focus on yourself are abundantly obvious to anyone who is paying the least attention. They KNOW I do good work and it kills you. You did everything you possibly could to handicap me but word got out anyway and they know. How small is it possible for one human being to be? You absolutely amaze me. |
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| Name: Dick Breath From: Office Building Job: Moron Wrangler |
Oh, gee, it pisses you off that I point out every mistake you make to the boss? Well, stop making them you stupid fuck! Either do your work correctly or stay home you brainless turd. You should be happy just to be paid far more than you are worth. No only are you stupid, you are a dishonest underhanded bitch. Good thing that you are so gross or I would punch your ugly face back to hell.  |
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| Name: GAG |
Oh. My. God. I can tell from THREE ROOMS AWAY that it's you chomping on those tortilla chips, bitch. You're the only one who chews like that, taking the first three bites to chew with your mouth open to make the most noise. You'd think you were eight, not thirty. God, you sound like a COW. DId your parents not teach you to chew with your mouth open?! EVERY.TIME. I have to either close my door or crank up my iTunes to drown out your chewing, it's making me nauseous!!!! |
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| Name: x From: g Job: d |
Remember when you said while I had tears in my eyes, " sometimes people cant handle the job and I would hate to lose you." You are eating your words now. I can handle the job a lot better than you can. Thats ok though. When people get found out for how incompetent they are sometimes people tend to get defensive. A really good supervisor would have listened and not take it personal. Your day is over now. And I was patient all these months. The truth will always reveal its self. And you know what? I'm not doing a thing. I get to watch it unfold. |
