Release your Job Stress - Have a Workrant
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Name: mimi From: fl |
My DM is a fucking BITCH!!!!!!!
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Name: anonymous From: Maryland Job: rn |
 11 hour days- 3 hours worth of work(if that) and 8 hours of pure boredom |
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Name: Jane Doe From: Anywhere Job: Doormat |
S., you are a dick-sucking whore. K., you are a white trash bitch. I hate both of you. I am so glad it's a long weekend and it will be 3 more days before I have to look at your ugly faces again.
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Name: Percy Penguin From: Hell hole UK Job: Shat on fool |
My dick sucking boss and the knob ends he's a puppet for never cease to amaze me. He organises HIS meeting for all HIS managers, then he is two hours late for it cos he forgot his dental appointment! Shame they didn't fill his head. If they'd done it they'd been shot. The pratting bellends he works for are spending thousands on identifying and "profiling" "customers - that's you and I - so they can "target" their products better. Not one of the fuckwits says "our stuff isn't selling cos it's too bloody expensive cos we're paying nobheads millions to profile the people who aren't buying our stuff. Make the right stuff at the right price and you wont need to pay those money vampires." They spend millions on customer research and don't take any notice of the poor sods selling the stuff. Sod the lot of them. |
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Name: Taken From: to Job: wearing shades |
Why do managers come out with the most stupid ideas of all time????? Our manager delegates certain members of staff to choose a paint colour for the walls, a paint colour that the non-colour blind will all have to endure 9 -5, Monday to Friday, for the rest of our working lives. When was this ever a good idea?? Two weeks disruption and several £1000's later and we get.... drum roll.... VOMIT friggin ORANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Never. Never was this ever a good idea. 
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Name: Stressed From: Middle of Nowhere |
This is why you shouldn't date your supervisor.
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Name: Kelly From: Texas Job: Office Manager |
I was hired in to be a Office Manager and do paper work etc... My dumbass of a boss doesn't do shit and his sales are down. So now instead of me being in the office working on paper work, etc. he wants me to cold call at least thirty people a day and try and push off our product on them. While he sits on his butt saying " dial for dollars." He came in this morning and said the same thing. " Dial for Dollars" Everytime I go in his office he is just playing on the internet. If I hear that one more time I am going to scream. 8 weeks left of his bullshit! I can not wait.
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Name: JG From: JGVille Job: Brown noser |
 I hope you have a heart attack and die on the toilet!!
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Name: Meadow From: Colorado Job: System Analyst |
 My boss has got to be the worlds dumbest ASSHOLE! He only hires supervisors who are 'cute' and 'perky' and don't have a clue on working. He hires them because 'their management material', yeah right! Mark, I hate you! |
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Name: Worker Bee From: overworked Job: fucking ready to die |
I'm BY FAR the hardest worker in our small team. I have other members of staff telling me to slow down because,in there own words, "your showing us up"!!! I cant slow down! I'm fucking good at my job but i make sure never 2 rub it in,when i VERY EASIERLY could! Listen arseholes!!! STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN LAZY. PUT A ROCKET PUT YOUR BUTTS,THAT'LL GET YOU FUCKING MOVING NO DOUBT!!!! Also please while your at it,get some brains. All of you wouldn't know what an intelligent conversation was if it came up and wacked your round the numb head's. And mrs.Manager,why in fucks name do u have this "NO bitching" rule WHEN Y-O-U ARE THE WORST FUCKING BITCHING BITCH I EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO FUCKING MEET!!! Hypocrit doesn't even begin to cover it. You have ure little "favourites" (which by the way,i'm not because i refuse to kiss arse) and they can run round and cause merry hell,bitch about other members of staff and basically do whatever they feel like and according to you thats totally fine. If a non-member of your "club" doesn't go along with the rules,you'd think the world was about to end. You also don't listen,how many times do i have 2 repeat myself when i need to run something past you!!! Please for the love of God,OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS AND PAY ATTENTION!!! And mr.deputy boss, GET A LIFE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. STOP WITH THE NEPOLEIAN COMPLEX,IT PISSES EVERYONE OFF TO THE MAX (apart from the manager,who thinks his God's gift). Mr.C,STOP FLIRTING WITH ME!!! I'm GAY!!! Got that?! GAY!!! Leave me the hell alone and focus on your fucking wife. I'm sure she'd be fucking pleased to know her husband keeps on trying 2 hit on a lesbain at work. Also,stop with the jelously and the horrid UNTRUE rumours about me. They are pathetic and childish. GROW UP!!!! But,after all this toil and applying for jobs for five months,i've found a new one and i'm out of there in two wks!!! There is a God afterall :-D. My Message,people keep looking for jobs,keep applying,even if its shit your not sure u wanna do, just go for it. Just remember,the chances are it just can't get any worse!!!!!! |
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Name: Anne From: South Africa Job: IT Admin |
A big red truck misses the corner and rams into the office. It goes straight through that big office in the middle and that retarded bitch is dead. Then I wake up and have to go to work. I'm telling you, that woman is so stupid small stones have a higher IQ level than her. She sits there with her fake hair and does nothing. Her existence is an affront to me. I really really desperately dream every minute of every dam day that some accident will get rid of the dam thing and I will for ever be at peace.
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Name: gemma From: jones Job: admin |
What the fuck!!! you see a job it looks good, the pays not bad - three excrutiating interviews later the jobs yours! the nice women who interviewed you has turned into a she devil the job spec actually hasnt got one fucking thing to do with what your actually doing, its the most pointless, boring job in the world!! and now your stuck - bloody credit crunch has seen to that!! makes you wonder why you dont just fuckin sign on and sit in the pub all day, maybe this how all the jakey bastards started off!!!
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Name: hate my name From: jerk land Job: answering stupid Qs of bosses |
     
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Name: Fuck You From: None of your Fucking Business Job: Chief Fuckwit |
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE??!!! Im surrounded by useless fuckn incompetent two faced arseholes!!! FUCK WORK!!!!... Sit behind a fuckn desk all day making money for some other prick so he can show me his new fuckn Audi... FUCK YOU!!! If this fuckn cock would pay me what I was worth to him.. I would walk out of this fucking door.. accross the street.. open my own fucking busines.. and shit on this motherfuckers Audi.. Then buy a fuckn jet and fucking fly the cunt into his house.. FUCK!!! I hope your fucking prostitute trophy wife strangles you in your sleep you fucking arsehole!
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Name: Fed up From: with this Job: suck-ass job |
Dear Customer: We close at 5:00 p.m. That's when the little hand is on the five and the big hand is on the twelve. What was the point of beating on the doors at 5:30? There was no one here but the janitor, he got a big laugh out of seeing your fat ugly face pressed against the glass. We are not open at 3:00 a.m., which is when your nasty rant was left on my voice mail. See that round plastic thing over there? It's called a wastebasket. It's where you put your trash. You do not leave it on the couch, under the chairs, or on my desk. Next time you leave your trash for me to pick up, I will go out in the parking lot and run my keys around your car, many times. Do you think this is Walmart? We are not open nights, weekends, or holidays. |
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Name: ANGRY |
I HATE MY JOB! I FEEL LIKE I AM WASTING MY LIFE SITTING BEHIND A MOTHERFUCKING DESK! MY BOSS IS A SINGLE, CHILDLESS BEAST WHO IS DUE TO HIT MENOPAUSE ANY SECOND NOW!
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Name: Ms Sunshine From: Land of Tards Job: Act Like I Care |
The only thing worse than dealing with people who are total assholes is not being able to tell them to go fuck themselves. 
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Name: Petey From: North Carolina Job: Slave |
My boss is a motherfucking asshole. We are almost out of business and she goes on a fucking vacation to the beach while the rest of us stay here and do all of her shit. There isn't a fucking day that goes by when I don't get a call or a message about some stupid fucking paperwork. I f she would just read further she would see that the fucking answer is on the next line to her stupid motherfucking question. Yesterday I wanted to rip her fucking head off. she thinks she is the best there is. she's one of those fucking baptist bitches who thinks their religion is the only one that is right and we all have to hear it all the fucking time. I found a game on the net that helps me get through the day. It's called whackyour boss.com you all should try it it really helps.........Thanks for the space!!!!!
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