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Thankless Shitass Job

Location: Boston
Job: Analyst

I hate you, Bill. I hate you so much I hope you grow to 300 pounds or beyond. You are headed that way even though you are only 5’4′. Little man. You favor the wrong people. I wish you would eat shit and go to hell. You miserable cocksucker. Just fucking die. You deserve it.

 

Office is not your home

Location: Utah
Job: Some type of analyst

Show some respect please. Deal with your frigging HSA, 401K, stock purchase, laptop shit, cell phone shit at home, not at the goddamn office!! I don’t give a shit about your child’s soccer game. I don’t care if you hate your wife. Don’t do your fucking daily walk, especially when it is busy. For crying out loud, I don’t care about your problems on vacation.

 

Fucking boss

Location: united states
Job: mailroom

My boss prances around like she is the sexiest thing on earth and looks down on other people. She will not leave the work process alone and fucks everything up and if I give her a serious look, she calls me into her office and tells me to change my attitude! She said a nasty personal insult to me and thought it was OK. I swear if she doesn’t get fired soon I am going to twist her head off her skinny body!!!!

 

See ya later ball bag!

Location: UK
Job: Support Assistant

Years of service; only 4 absences in that time; been bitten, punched, kicked and assaulted in other ways by our clients – basically hell without a word of thanks. The amount of administration and effort I’ve put in compared to my co-workers who do a substandard job is ridiculous. In some way I am to blame. I didn’t look for another job sooner and because I could do a competent job, the workload was shifted from them to me.Continue reading

 

Bullshit

Location:
Job:

I started YESTERDAY and I want to quit this job. They left me in the staff room – which was basically a cupboard – for 45 mins and for the rest of the night had me shelling garlic and plucking chickens till midnight. I honestly think I was getting hazed. Meanwhile, the two brother owners are yelling at each other the whole time. Where’s Gordon Ramsay when you need him? 🙂

 

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